#{joker dont let her get you shes gonna jump your bones!}

[smolcuriouskitten]

text: i want you to...hehe...gotta come see me for that~

text: no u, you have things suitable to deal with a riot...

text: icky. i have only tea...i thought caffine and liquor dont mix..you tryna kill me already? i wanna look at you as you tryyy~

text: pff passing out...smassing out...thats for lightweights...which im not.

text: come over alreadyyyyyy~ your smelly warehouse wont miss you that much...

{Drunk Rocky incoming} Hi you...*hic* interesting man...*hic* I finished your suits but..*hic hic* I might have had too...*hic* much to drink...*hic hic hic* You..and your knives..*hic* are hot...*hic hic* maybe you should use them..*hic hic* on me sometime...*hic* I even stitched a...*hic* a knife pocket for you..*hic and burps* So...come get it..*hic hic* before I pour liquor on it...*hic* Goodbyeeeee~

text: You wanna do what with my knives? text: Girlie you are a five star riot you know that? text: Drink some coffee first, before I stop by and pick up my suit. text: I don't want you passing out on me now.