#{LMAO some of these had me crackin up!

[ka-go-me]

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Kagome almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.

Kagome always has a knife on them.

Kagome is a simp.

Kagome has an incredible spice tolorance.

Kagome is constantly singing for no reason.

If Kagome likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock.

Kagome set a public school on fire and got away with it.

Kagome cries while watching disney movies.

Kagome's favorite color is pink.

Kagome has been canceled on Twitter.

Kagome is going to heaven.

Kagome always has half of a watermelon on them.

Kagome is in your house.

Kagome stole a lollipop at the checkout when they were 5 and they still feel guilty about it.

Kagome has chronic nightmares.

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[javierpena-inatacvest]

Chapter 17- No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

Summary: You and Javi are continuing to make progress on building your new house, until a few distractions are thrown your way that you definitely weren't expecting.

Word Count: 12.3K (how bad is it that I'm like, wow! What an average length for a chapter! Well done, me!)

Warnings: SMUT (18+), HELLO, STRAP IN EVERYONE. unprotected p in v sex (wrap it up irl pls), romantic? ANAL (you guys, I'm sweating), vaginal fingering, anal fingering, oral (f receiving), rimjob (f receiving), creampie, praise kink, breeding kink, insecurity but Javi being our consent KING and literally taking such good care of you (but would we expect anything less?!), Javi with dogs (hehehehe), everyone say thank you to our favorite village idiots Carter and Miller for helping out Javi and Osita (you'll see!!)

A/N: If there are two words to sum up the plot of this chapter, it is butts and dogs (if you watch Bluey, yes, the puppy is named after Muffin LMAO) 💀 I am so sorry this chapter took FOREVER, 1) Life has been crazy busy (parent teacher conferences sucked the life out of me for like a full week), and 2) I would be lying if I said I was not shakin' in my boots to post this bc I have never written legit butt stuff smut (say that 3 times fast) before and I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, so if you don't wanna read this chapter/skip the smut I will not be offended at all!! Also for my non-American friends, Home Depot is like a giant hardware store (that also sells hot dogs that absolutely slap) Okay, that's all, love y'all more than words, forehead kisses for all of you!! 😙 also please laugh at the name of this chapter I thought it was funny as hell, I'm crackin myself up

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“Okay, we have paint samples, countertop samples, carpet samples, sheets of drywall, toilets that are ordered can come get picked up on Tuesday, and we can let Danny know they finally have those screws he’s been looking for back in stock. That’s everything, right? Please say that’s everything.” You sighed, going over your home project to-do list for what felt like the 47th time before exiting out of Home Depot for what also felt like the 147th time this week. 

What had started as a plot of land and and a head full of ideas was slowly but surely becoming reality as progress on your new home came to fruition- as winter faded into spring, your house began to grow and change with the seasons, bare bones wooden beams and dirt of a few months ago now becoming walls, floors and roofs of the new place you’d spend forever in. While it was exciting to move into the stages of actually deciding what the inside of your home should look like (not just shape and size), it felt like you and Javi had been making a million and one decisions every day related to something to do with the house, and unfortunately, this Sunday night was no exception. 

“No, I think that’s everything.” Javi nodded, scanning over the wrinkled piece of paper in his hands once more. 

“We might as well just start changing our permanent address to this Home Depot. I’m pretty sure the employees are convinced we live here at this point.” You laughed, resting one hand on your hip, the other full of the sample swatches you and Javi needed to look at when you got home. “You sure that’s everything? Honestly, even if it’s not, let’s face it, we’ll be here some point later this week anyways. At least now it’s getting to the fun stuff- Paint and floors is a lot more fun than plumbing and electrical.” 

“I know. We’re almost there, Osita. Danny said 8 to 10 more weeks last time I talked to him.” 

“Over/under on how many more trips we make to Home Depot between now and then. I’m gonna say 56.” 

“You’re such a dork. I fucking hope it’s not 56.”

The two of you made your way out to the parking lot with hands full of goods, the sun slowly beginning to set behind the other buildings of the shopping center- a Chinese restaurant, a laundry mat, a building that had been under construction since your frequent trips to Home Depot began, and a pet store. 

You and Javi had tried the Chinese restaurant once, a few bites in simultaneously agreeing it was 100% the worst food you had ever had, never needed to go to the laundry mat, and god knows what the mystery building was getting turned into. You had, however, always wanted to go into the pet store, knowing it would be fun to walk around and look at the animals since it was something you loved doing as a kid with your brothers. But by the time the two of you were done with your hardware shopping, your brain was too fried to ever ask Javi if he wanted to go in and check things out as an entertaining thing to do. Tonight probably would have been no exception to the rule, but that was before you noticed the big sign posted in front of the store reading “Dog Adoption Event Today!” 

You and Javi had both agreed you had wanted to get a dog- that was something the two of you had easily agreed upon early on in your relationship- but like most things nowadays, you were waiting until the house was finished and you were out of the apartment before looking into getting one. You knew that going to look at dogs before the two of you could really do anything about it was a bad idea, but the longer you stared at that sign, the less and less willpower you began to have to keep yourself from running over there. 

“Jav.” You nudged, the two of you almost to Javi’s truck before stopping in your tracks, gesturing over to the pet store. Javi paused next to you, taking a moment to read the bright bold letters of the sign, letting out a deep sigh as he crossed his arms over his chest. 

“Baby, you know we can’t get a dog right now. Believe me, I want one too, but we gotta wait until the house is done first.” 

“I know. Can we just go look? Please?” While your puppy dog eyes were no match compared to Javi’s, you pouted your lip just about as far as it could go, batting your lashes at him with a pitiful frown on your face. You had no idea how Javi was ever going to be able to say no to your kids if he was already immediately caving from your silly, overexaggerated begging, let alone his own sweet brown eyes staring back at tiny versions of him. Regardless, right now, Javi’s lack of iron will was working in your favor, letting out another small sigh, contemplating for a moment before nodding his head in agreement. 

“Fine. But just looking, okay?” He muttered, almost as if he was trying to convince himself as much as he was trying to convince you. 

“Yes! Thank you! I promise, just looking… Probably.” You grinned, changing directions and speed walking across the parking lot towards the pet shop. Javi laughed to himself, shaking his head as he followed behind you. 

“I heard that.” 

As you walked through the front doors of the pet store, you were greeted with the sounds of high pitched barks and yaps, joining the few people gathered by the pen set up to contain the litter of what looked to be a mix of cattle dogs and something shorter and stumpier, the brown and cream speckled puppies bouncing and playing with the toys, blankets, and other littermates in the cage with them. You audibly let out a gasp as you looked down at the pure adorableness of the sweet little balls of fluff below you, squatting down next to the pen to get a better look at the group of puppies. 

“Oh my god, they’re so cute. Javi, they’re so freaking cute. Hi lil babies, aren’t you the most precious things ever?” You cooed, holding the back of your hand up to the cage for the playful puppies to sniff, their tiny bodies toppling over each other to smell you. 

As much as Javi wanted to be tough and strong willed to try and prove a point, you were right- these puppies were the cutest things he’d seen in a long time. Crouching down next to you, he glanced over, giving you the I told you this was a bad idea look that you knew you were bound to get from him the moment you saw the puppies. 

“They are really fucking cute.” Javi sighed in reluctant agreement, bringing his hand down by yours to try and pet some of the puppies through the cage. 

“Oh hi there! I see you two found the puppies!” An employee, an older woman with curly gray hair, smiled down at the two of you, gesturing towards the pen full of tiny, yapping pups. “Are you interested in adopting one?” You and Javi looked up at her, each of you letting out a deep breath before speaking at the same time, your answers lacking unison. 

“No.” 

“Maybe.” You quietly whispered under Javi’s no, letting out a little shrug, eyes darting away towards Javi to spare yourself from the eye roll you knew he was giving you from your response. “No, we’re not…” You finally agreed, giving another pouty, sad look to Javi. “We really want one, but we’re in an apartment right now and are moving into a house soon. We’re waiting until then to get one. Although these guys are making it very hard to keep it that way.” 

“I can understand that.” The woman laughed, a playful grin spread across her face, clearly sensing your willpower about the situation was much weaker than Javi’s. “Well, even if you’re not interested in adopting one right now, you’re more than welcome to pick them up or play with them! It’s good for them to practice being handled anyways.” 

“Don’t have to tell me twice.” Immediately, you stood up, bending over the edge of the pen to pick up one of the puppies closest to you, cuddling it against your chest as it squirmed and wiggled in your grasp. You sat bag down on the floor, cross legged as you cradled the puppy, eyes almost as wide and sweet as the dog you were now holding. “What’s this one’s name?” You asked the woman, carefully setting it down between your legs to let it bounce around. 

“That one is Muffin. He’s a feisty one, but a sweetheart.” She beamed, slowly bending down to pick up one of the stuffed toys in the cage, handing it over to Javi. Before you knew it, Muffin was scooting out of your lap and bolting over to Javi and the plush rabbit he was holding in his hands, making the both of you giggle at his goofy, floppy gallop. Javi held out the toy in front of him, a smile spreading across his face as Muffin bit down into the rabbit, shaking it in his mouth, tugging back at Javi’s grip on the stuffed animal. Any shred of stubbornness Javi was trying to hold out on was long gone, smiling and snickering just as wide as you as Muffin hopped into Javi’s lap, curling up with his toy in his mouth. 

Javi was like a little kid, practically giggling as he grabbed the stuffed rabbit and tossed it along the floor, watching Muffin slip and slide across the linoleum before pouncing on the toy and trotting back to Javi with it in his mouth. 

“Good boy! You’re smart, aren’t you?” Javi grinned, tugging at the toy before looking back at you and your look, screaming, So much for just looking, huh? without having to say a word. “He is really cute.” Javi admitted, trying his best to keep his composure from completely crumbling. The two of you stared at each other for a moment, giving each other the look that made you seriously contemplate if you were going home with a puppy today, until you looked back down at Muffin, now hunched over Javi’s foot, pee dribbling down his shoe. 

“Oh shit!” You grimaced, reaching up to pick up Muffin mid-stream, scooting him over to finish peeing on the floor instead of on Javi. 

“Oh my goodness, I am so sorry!” The woman gasped, grabbing some towels next to the cage, handing them off to Javi for him to wipe the pee off his shoe. “That is the thing with puppies, the potty training does take a while.” 

You were trying your best not to burst out into laughter as you picked Muffin back up, putting him back in the pen with the rest of his brothers and sisters, giving Javi and apologetic shrug at his current circumstances, knowing it was not helping your in any way shape or form to bring a puppy back to your apartment. “No it’s all good, no worries.” Javi smiled, wiping off his shoe with the towel and giving it a quick shake with a reluctant sigh, grounding him back in reality. 

“Can’t be any worse than stepping in a pile of cow poop.” You teased as Javi looked down in disappointment at his shoe, finally beginning to shake his head and laugh along with you. “Alright, you win, Mr. Reasonable. Muffin has made a very good case for no puppies at the apartment.” 

“Eventually baby, I promise.” Javi smirked, giving you a little nudge, the two of you waving goodbye to the cuteness corralled in the kennel behind you, finally making your way back to the car after your detour. 

Well… So much for that plan.  

“What about this one?” 

“Baby, I don’t know, at this point, they all just look like the same color.” You sighed, slumping your hand in your face, resting your elbow on the kitchen table where you and Javi sat, paint swatches spread across the wooden surface, among scattered samples of carpet, countertops and backsplash tiles. “I don’t think my brain can make any more house decisions tonight.”  

“Me either.” Javi huffed, reaching across the table to organize the paint sample cards into a pile next to the stack of other house things that now seemed to have a permanent home with you during dinner time. “I had no fucking idea there were so many goddamn shades of beige.” 

“It definitely doesn’t help that we’re trying to just pick through different shades of brown instead of fun colors.” You laughed, gathering the samples in front of you and stacking them in Javi’s pile as he stood up, pushing in his chair and making his way to the other side of the table where you sat, coming behind you to drape his arms over your shoulders, pressing a soft kiss into your hair as you leaned your head back into his chest, wrapping your arms around his to pull him closer. 

“Fun colors? What, you wanna paint the house purple, Hermosa?” Javi smiled, giving you a little shake in your chair making you giggle. 

“No, you dork. I was actually thinking more hot pink or neon green.” You retorted, giving Javi a nudge back tiling your head up towards him. “No, I don’t know, I know we want something neutral through the house but like, it’ll be fun to pick cute paint colors when we have kids and stuff.” 

Javi squeezed you a little tighter, his heart warming at the thought of when they’d get to do this again when there were actually kids in the picture to fill the empty rooms of their house. No matter how many times you and Javi talked about it, he was sure he’d never get over the fact that you wanted to have a family with him. It was a dream that had come and gone for him all those years ago, resigning himself to a life of simply surviving, even after he had returned home to Laredo. But now, the fact that dream was in reach, and undoubtedly in the near future had him beaming, knowing there was no one else in the world he wanted to spend the rest of his life and build a family with beside you, and that for some reason he still couldn’t quite comprehend, you felt the same way. 

While you had agreed that you would wait until you were married and your house was completely finished before you started trying and your birth control made its permanent home in the trash, with every day that he got closer to marrying you, finalizing your house and starting the newest chapter of your lives together, Javi couldn’t help but feel a want, no, a need, to start a family with you- to fulfill a purpose he so desperately craved to be a father. 

“Well…” Javi grinned, leaning back down to kiss your neck, his pecks becoming much more tender and slow with each press of his lips, “you could let me put a baby in you right now, and we could pick out fun paint colors along with the borning brown ones. Got a lot of rooms we need to fill and paint, Osita.”

“Javier Peña! You are a menace! You have to stop with the baby talk, or I swear, you’re about to make me cave in and crumble. You are testing every ounce of willpower I have.” You sighed, shaking your head as you looked up, entranced by Javi’s sweet brown  eyes and their powerful effects. 

While you and Javi both had undeniable cases of baby fever ever since you had gotten engaged, there was something about knowing you were about to have your own house with 4 extra rooms, solely built for the purpose of being filled with your kids that drove you, and even worse, Javi, absolutely crazy. In the past few weeks, the house had taken shape enough to finally have rooms that actually looked like rooms, Javi making it a point every time the two of you went over to check on progress, to point out just how good the spare bedrooms looked, like he was the most proud of those 4 extra rooms more than any other space in the house.   

The irrational part of you would have given him a baby yesterday, but the rational part of you knew you wanted to be married and have every last inch of that house finished before you brought a baby there. But every time Javi saw those bedrooms, looking at you with that big, goofy grin on his face for his children that didn’t even exist yet, oh god, did it make you want to say fuck it to every ounce of rationality you had left. 

“I think you have baby fever worse than I do, Jav. And that’s saying something.” You teased, reaching up to scrunch his cheeks. With another little giggle and content sigh, you pushed yourself up out of your chair, coming around the back of it to get the slightest running start to jump on him, full koala style, wrapping your arms and legs around his broad back, making the two of you burst out in laughter as he spun you around while you nuzzled your face in the crook of his neck, covering him with little kisses. “I love you so much. You’re gonna be such a good dad, you know that?” 

“I love you too, Osita. I hope I am. I want to be.” Javi sighed, a hopeful half smile pursed between his lips, causing you to cup both your hands around his face, forcing him to look at you. 

“You will be. I promise.” Tilting your head in, you pressed a soft, tender kiss onto his lips, lingering just a little longer than normal for your added reassurance. “Alright, I gotta get down now though, we have dishes we have to put away, and I have to shower tonight since I have a staff meeting tomorrow morning before school and I don’t wanna have to get up earlier than I need to.” 

“Un beso más (One more kiss).” Javi smiled, gripping a little tighter on your thighs wrapped around his legs, refusing to let go until you fulfilled his request. 

“Solamente un beso más? Por qué no dos? Tres? (Only one more? Why not 2? 3?)” You giggled, one of your hands running through the thick curls of his hair, while the other traced soft circles along his jawline. 

“Me gustaría darte todos los besos, Osita. Te daría cualquier cosa. (I’d give you all the kisses, Osita. I’d give you anything.)” Leaning in, your mouths met again in a soft and sweet moment, a kiss that felt like he meant it- He would give you the world if you asked for it, and then some. 

“God, I could kiss you forever. Alright, Romeo, put me down, we got things to do, and if you don’t, I know for a fact none of those things are getting done.” 

“Fine.” He sighed overdramatically, letting your legs fall to the floor as he released his grasp. “I’ll clean up dinner and you can go take a shower.” 

“I can help with cleaning up, Jav. You made dinner, the least I can do is-” 

“Go get your ass in the shower. I’ll clean it up.” He smiled, planting a kiss on the top of your head before gesturing towards the bathroom, making you cross your arms over your chest with an unseriously stern look on your face. 

“Are you trying to tell me that I smell? Rude. Sure you’re not the one who needs to shower after your foot got covered in piss?” You raised an eyebrow at him, trying your best not to laugh. 

“Go shower, you dork.” Javi chuckled, giving your ass a playful slap as you parted ways, sticking your tongue out at him as you disappeared down the hallway and into the bathroom.

After a long, and even hotter shower than usual (considering you didn’t have to account for Javi’s temperature complaints), you wrapped yourself up in your towel and headed back to your room, where you found Javi laying in bed, reading one of the books you had been teasing him about for the past few weeks as it sat on his nightstand, unopened, even though he insisted he really was going to read it soon. As if the fact that him finally opening up and reading the book wasn’t enough to taunt him about, the way his face scrunched as he squinted at the pages certainly was. 

“You doin’ alright over there, Grandpa? Jav, you just have to give in and get glasses, you know you can’t see anything, stop trying to fight it.” You giggled, your appearance in the bedroom catching Javi’s attention, making him rest his open book over his stomach. 

“I don’t need glasses. I can see just fine. I’d look stupid in them, anyways.” He grumbled, refusing to admit that you were right even though he knew just as well as you that his eyesight was definitely not what it once was. He let out another sigh, dogearring the page of his book and setting it on his nightstand, his grumpy demeanor quickly shifting as you gave him that playful smirk you always did when you wanted to rub something in to prove your point. You let out another laugh as Javi rolled his eyes at you, shifting himself on the bed to lay on his side, face resting in his palm with those sweet puppy dog eyes that never left your sight any time he watched you get ready, even if all it meant was putting on one of his oversized shirts and sleep shorts to go to sleep in. 

“Yeah, okay.” You replied, your voice oozing with sarcasm. “And you wouldn’t look stupid in glasses, you look hot in anything, and I’m sure you would look extra hot with 20/20 vision.” 

“Pendejo…” 

“You love me.” 

The two of you laughed as you shuffled through the drawers of your dresser, pulling out one of Javi’s t shirts to wear to bed along with a pair of underwear and cotton shorts, piling the clothes next to you as you unwrapped your towel drying yourself off once more before letting it drop to the floor so you could change. You could see Javi’s reflection staring back at you, more specifically, your ass in the mirror, an awestruck and lustful look growing in his eyes as you reached over to pick up your shirt. 

“I can literally feel your eyes burning a hole through my ass, Jav.” You sassed, smirking back at him through the mirror as you watched him bite down on his lip. 

“Fuck, I love your ass so much, you know that?” Javi rasped, his tongue gently darting between his lips, eyes still locked on your behind. 

“Yes, Javi, you are very adamant about letting me know how much you love it.” You snickered, slipping his shirt over your head, followed pair your pair of underwear, opting to completely forgo your shorts to play into his comment. You crawled up into bed next to him, nudging him over so his back laid on the mattress and you laid on top of him, pressing a soft, slow kiss against his lips as his hands roamed down your back, sneaking under the hem of your shirt to knead the soft flesh of your ass, letting out a low groan as your mouths met. 

“Because it’s fucking perfect.” He hummed, gripping his fingertips even deeper into your skin after sliding them under the thin, cotton fabric covering it. 

“Wow, someone’s in a mood about my butt tonight. Didn’t know your giant t-shirt and my plain ass underwear was really doin’ it for ya.” You joked, a little grin spread across your face as you ran your hands through Javi’s hair before sliding them down his face to cup his jaw. It didn’t take long for you to realize that the look on Javi’s face had quickly turned from one of lust to deep thought, his brow scrunched and nostrils flared, making you tilt your head in confusion. “What’s wrong?” You asked, immediately noticing the shift in his demeanor. “You only get that look when you’re really thinking hard about something, or you have to fart and you’re trying to hold it in, and I’m really hoping it’s not the second one.” 

Your comment was enough to snap him out of his own thoughts, making him shake his head as the two of you laughed, Javi still holding back slightly as his eyes shifted down towards the mattress, practically hearing the gears in his brain turning, when all of a sudden, it clicked with you. 

Oh shit. 

The combination of his stare down and silence told you everything you needed to know. 

You tilted his chin back up towards your face, a curious smirk stretched between your lips as you raised an eyebrow at him. 

“You wanna fuck my ass, don’t you?” 

Your voice was sweet and sultry, immediately making Javi’s face go blank in shock that you had connected the dots before he had even said anything. You could hear your heart pounding in your chest almost as loudly as Javi’s, a nervous swarm of butterflies filling your stomach as you waited for him to respond. 

You’d be lying if you said you hadn’t thought about it before. There had been plenty of times that Javi had put a thumb or fingers in your ass when he fucked you from behind, and holy shit, did it feel good whenever he did it. You’d honestly debated bringing it up before, but there was a part of you that could never bring yourself to do it because you never had, and you couldn’t help but feel nervous about it. 

It wasn’t that you didn't trust Javi- You’d trust him with your whole life without a second thought. There had never been a time since the moment you first had sex that your comfort wasn’t always his first priority. But with how full Javi felt inside you with just a thumb or a finger, couldn’t help but make you feel a little worried with how big he’d feel with his whole dick inside your ass. 

You also couldn’t help but feel a preemptive guilt if it ended up being too much and you had to ask him to stop, not that he would ever make you feel bad about it, but still, you couldn’t help but play out worse case scenarios in your head. But something about that look in his face as he stared you down in the mirror and head turning deep in thought was enough to spark that little flame of confidence you had brewing and beat him to the punch. 

“Hermosa…” He paused, the Adam's apple of his throat bobbing as he gulped, taking an anxious deep breath. “Baby, I-” 

“Do you?” 

The tightened grip of his fingers in your ass, gentle nod of his head and the low groan releasing from his chest was all you needed to know to figure out the answer to your question without even needing Javi to say a single word. His free hand mirrored yours, cupping your cheek as the two of you locked hungry gazes with each other, Javi now finally working up enough confidence to respond. 

“I want to so fucking bad.” Javi rasped, his dark brown eyes filled with a mix of desperation and need for reassurance. “But if you don’t want to, I don’t ever want to make you do something you’re not comfortable with. I promise, I won’t be upset about it at all.” The confident facade you had been fronting quickly began to crumble, your body flooding with a combination of nerves and excitement. 

“I do, I just- I- I’ve never done it before.” You weren’t sure how your voice had gotten so small and meek- maybe it was the reality of what you were about to do setting in at a rapid pace. Something about the sweet, soft innocence of your voice already had Javi hard as a rock, using every ounce of willpower to keep his composure, considering how even just the thought of even getting to put his dick in your ass already had him on edge. 

“That’s okay. Like I said, it’s only if you want to, baby. We can take it slow and if it’s too much, I’ll stop, no questions asked.” 

You could feel your head beginning to gently nod in agreement as Javi’s thumb rubbed soft circles on your jaw, a little smirk forming between your cheeks while your heart raced at a million miles per hour, almost feeling as worked up and nervous as the very first time the two of you had sex all that time ago. 

“I want to.” You whispered, letting your lips meet his in a tender and ferocious passion, muted moans escaping from each of your parted mouths. 

“You’re sure? I don’t want you to say yes just because I want to.” And fuck, could you feel how badly he wanted to, his fully hard dick straining against the fabric of his sweatpants, heavy against your thigh. You were no better despite your nerves, the cotton fabric of your underwear absolutely drenched already without Javi even touching you. 

“I’m sure. I promise.” 

A low groan rumbled deep in Javi’s chest as your mouths met again, Javi flipping you over so your back was flat against the mattress, letting his hands roam along your body while his lips traveled down your neck and collarbone. “I’m gonna make you feel so good, sweet girl. Gonna take my time with you, okay? I promise I’ll make sure you’re ready.” 

“Well I appreciate you just not going straight to shoving your dick into my ass, very gentlemanly of you.” You joked, trying to calm your nerves with your sarcastic wit, Javi practically snorting at your comment. 

“Jesus fucking Christ…” Javi whispered to himself through his laughter, resting his head on your chest as he looked up at you in amusement. 

“Sorry, I’ll stop and let you get back to business.” Javi lay frozen, still staring up at you with his head cocked to the side, eyebrows raised. 

“Osita, you know I love you very much, right?” 

“Yes.” 

“And that since we’ve been together, I’ve learned a lot of things about you? 

“Also yes.” 

“So you know I can tell when you’re nervous about something, right?” 

You let out a defeated sigh, crossing your arms in stubborn defiance, not wanting to admit that you knew Javi’s suspicions were correct. You waited a moment, and with a little frown pursed between your lips, you finally gave in. 

“...Yeah.” 

Javi rolled over next to you, draping one arm over your waist, the other holding his chin in his hand with his elbow propped up against the mattress, his tender gaze locking with yours, filling you with a sense of calm and reassurance you were convinced nothing else in the world could. “Osita, talk to me baby. What are you nervous about?” 

You flapped your arms up before planting them over your face, burying your head in your hands in embarrassment, your words muffled from underneath your palms. “What am I nervous about? Not to stroke your ego any more than it needs to be, but you have a huge dick, Jav. I’m also guessing this isn’t your first time, and it is for me, and you being the first giant dick to ever enter my ass has me a little nervous.” You rambled, your thoughts spilling out of your mouth faster than your brain could process them. “I really want to, I just don’t want it to not be good for you or for you to be upset if we stop or- I don’t know. I don’t want you to be mad about it if I’m the reason for- I- I’m probably overthinking it, I’m sorry.” You let out another deep exhale, averting your gaze from Javi’s staring down at the bed. 

This time, it was Javi’s turn to connect the dots, taking a moment to wonder why you were so worried about making him upset before putting the pieces together, his prediction making him clench his jaw in frustration. “Paul wanted to do it and you said no and he was a fucking asshole to you about it, wasn’t he?” 

Your head instantly shot up, swiveling around towards Javi’s agitated grimace, your face almost as shocked as Javi’s was when you had asked him if he had wanted to do this in the first place. “How… Javi, how did you-” 

“That motherfucker… he didn’t hurt you did he? I swear to God if he did, I’ll fucking fly up to Chicago right now and I’ll-” 

“Jav, Jav, cool your jets, killer.” You laughed softly, pressing your hand to his cheek to try and ground him before he really was on the next flight to Illinois. “No, he never did anything. He said that he wanted to and it kinda came out of the blue- I didn’t really want to at the time, especially not with him. He kept asking and asking and I would tell him no and he got so mad about it. Turns out that was around the time he started cheating on me anyways, and became an even bigger dickhead than he already was. But I always felt so guilty, and that it was my fault he was upset because I didn’t want to. I don’t know- I- I guess maybe this has stuck with me way more than it probably should have.” You could feel your voice shrinking, your eyes darting away once again, mortified by the fact that you completely ruined the moment by bringing up your shitty ex and his blatant lack of respect. “Sorry, I don’t know why we’re talking about this I-“ 

Before you could finish the rest of your sentence, Javi’s lips were on yours, swallowing the rest of your words as your mouths met with a passionate intensity, letting his arm wrap around your waist, pulling you in closer, caging his chest against yours. “Hermosa, you know I would never be mad at you about something like that, right? I love you, Osita, you have nothing to apologize for. All I ever want is to make you feel good, baby. Fuck, that gets me off more than anything else. Whatever you want, I’ll give it to you.” 

“I trust you, Javi.” Your voice was barely above a whisper, lips grazing over his, giving him a gentle nod of reassurance. “I want you to.” 

You could audibly hear the gulp Javi had let out, his Adam’s apple bobbing in his throat as he let out a low groan, tightening the grip he had around your waist. “Want me to what, sweet girl? I wanna hear you say it, baby.” His lips began to travel down your jawline towards your neck, hot and wet presses languidly making their way to your collarbone as he tugged at the end of your shirt, snaking his hands up the soft skin of your stomach. You could feel the heat building in your core, letting out a soft moan as his hands palmed at your breasts, rolling your pebbled nipples between the tips of his fingers. 

“I want you to fuck my ass, Javi.” 

With that, his hands were shuffling your shirt over your head, tossing it over the side of the bed before letting his kisses make their way down your newly exposed skin, letting his tongue flick along each nipple before letting his gaze lock with yours, a small smirk spreading across his face. “I promise I’m gonna make you feel so fucking good, Hermosa. Gonna take good care of you, baby, I swear.” 

“I know.” You nodded, staring back at the hunger pooling in the dark brown of his eyes, practically squirming in the sheets of your bed from the throbbing between your legs, feeling the slick almost dripping down your thighs from just how turned on you were. The grin on Javi’s face had become devilish, biting down on his bottom lip as he snaked his hand down your front, tugging at the waistband of your panties, sliding them down your legs before running a finger through your slit, already drenching him with your arousal. 

“Turn around, baby. Hands and knees, okay?” You could hear the subtle smugness in his tone, giving you a playful squeeze as he grabbed your hips, flipping you over face down on the mattress, making you squeal. You did Javi one better, laying your chest flat against the sheets, lifting your ass up in the air and giving it a little shake, Javi’s hands instantly kneading at the soft flesh in front of him, digging his fingertips deeper into your skin, feeling his hot breath hovering over your cunt. 

Suddenly, you felt a long, wide strip of his tongue through your folds, pressing hard and intensely along your clit before diving in like a man starved, lapping you up as he began to eat you out from behind. Each stroke of his tongue was more persistent than the last, the grip of his hands on your hips pulling your heat closer to his face as he licked and sucked at your throbbing bundle of nerves, the mix of your slick and his saliva coating your inner thighs. His feverish pace already had you fisting at the bedsheets, whimpering and moaning as his mouth worked along your dripping core, making you gasp even further when you felt his tongue begin to travel up towards your tight ring of muscle. 

“Oh holy fuck- Javi, oh my god, baby. Fuck me, oh shit.” You whimpered as Javi’s tongue swirled along your puckered hole, dancing around the edges before dipping inside, the sensation making you shudder in pleasure, feeling Javi’s low hum of approval deep in the back of his throat. If that wasn’t enough, one of the hands that had a tight grip on your ass was now collecting the slick dripping from your entrance, his fingers tracing through your folds before pressing firmly on your clit, the added stimulation immediately making the tingle begin to build at the base of your spine. As he worked at your hole, the pads of his fingers circling your sensitive bundle of nerves you could feel your breath becoming ragged, letting out a few more shaky exhales before your orgasm crashed through you, crying out into the soft fabric of the sheets, pleasure and euphoria flooding your body. 

As you came down from your high, Javi let his hands slide gently up and down your sides, pressing soft kisses along your back until he had made his way up your shoulder blades and neck, whispering tenderly into your ear. “Such a good girl for me, Osita. Came so hard letting me eat out that pretty little ass of yours. You want me to keep going?” 

“Fuck yes, oh my god Javi, please.” You whimpered, shaking your head frantically as you looked back at Javi, already sitting back on his knees to lift his shirt over his head before sitting up to kick off his sweatpants and boxers, letting his cock spring free, precum glistening and weeping from his tip, considering how painfully hard he had been since even the thought of getting to fuck your ass. 

You could feel his body hovering over yours, hands sliding up and down your sides before grabbing at your ass again, placing tender kisses on each cheek before leaning over to the nightstand on his side of the bed, pulling out the bottle of lube and setting it next to him. His hands roamed to your core once again, two fingers dipping into your cunt, curling to hit the soft, spongy spot inside you that already had you moaning again. 

It wasn’t long until his fingers were substituted for his cock, running his tip through your folds, collecting your arousal along his length before slowly pushing inside your pussy, already so wet and worked up, that even with sweet sting of his stretch, he still slid in with ease, setting a steady, even pace as one hand dug into your hip, the other reaching over to grab the bottle of lube, popping open the cap with a click and letting the cool liquid drip over your tight hole, making you gasp. You could feel the pads of his fingers pressing at the entrance to your ass, gently teasing you open with one finger, breeching up to his knuckle, the combination of both his finger and cock inside you making you whimper in pleasure. 

“That’s it. Such a good girl. Fuck, you’re already so fucking tight around my finger. You want another one in there, baby?” Javi mewled, prodding his finger deeper into your hole as he continued to thrust into you, his strokes slow and steady, but still punching deep into your g-spot with each thrust of his hips against the back of your thighs. 

“Yes- oh fuck- yes, oh my god.” You weren’t really quite sure how your brain was still even managing to form words at this point, the warm feeling that had been growing inside you spreading to every inch of your body. The pad of Javi’s second finger teased at your tight hole, collecting ample amounts of you slick and lube before pushing in to join the first, the thickness of both of his fingers making you clench even tighter around his cock and digits as you cried out in delight. 

“Shhhhhh, I know, sweet girl. Relájate (relax) baby, I’ve got you.”  

You could already feel your second orgasm starting to build again, heat beginning to bloom in your belly from the rhythmic pounding of Javi’s dick punching against your g-spot and his fingers prodding at the nerve endings of your ring of muscle, already feeling so full from the stretch of both holes. 

“Fuck, fuck fuck- oh fuck- Javi, I’m gonna cum again, fuckahhhhhhh-” You cried out, letting your second orgasm hit you even harder than your first, clenching down around Javi’s cock and fingers as you grabbed at handfuls of your bedsheets, trying to ground yourself as the intensity of your pleasure ripped through you. 

“There you go, Hermosa. That’s it, baby. Such a good girl. Did so good for me.” He cooed, gently pulling out both his cock and fingers, the emptiness making you shutter as Javi pressed tender, soft kisses down your back before making his way up your neck and nipping at your ear. “You think you’re ready for me, Osita? If not, it’s okay, I only wanna do what you want, mi amor (my love).” 

You took another few ragged breaths to compose yourself, unsure how your brain was even managing to function at this point as you came down from your high, trembling in delight. You nodded before you could speak, Javi letting out a low groan as he sucked at your pulse point, his words hot and heavy against your skin. 

“Need to hear you say it, pretty girl. Tell me what you want and it’s yours.” 

“Fuck my ass, Javi. I want you to fuck my ass, please baby.” You whined, whimpering your words against the soft fabric of your sheets, desperate for more, needing to feel all of him inside you in a way you hadn’t before. 

Javi let out an audible groan as he pulled back, letting his hands roam up your body and back to the lube resting on the bed, once again, popping open the cap and squirting some of the liquid into his palm as he fisted his dick, stroking himself a few times before lining himself up with your tight hole. “You promise you’ll tell me if you want me to stop?” 

You shook your head rapidly, fingers already gripping into the pillow in front of you as you braced yourself for Javi to enter, feeling his tip press against your tight ring of muscle. Suddenly, you could feel the sensation of Javi breeching your entrance, making you gasp at just how full you already felt as he had barely made his way inside you. Javi pushed further in, leaving you practically breathless from the stinging stretch of his cock filling you as he paused halfway, leaning over to check on you. 

“Oh fuck me- You okay, sweet girl?” 

“Mhhmmmmmm. Fuck Javi, you feel so big. Holy shit, baby. Oh fuck.” You gulped, squeezing around Javi’s length as he inched deeper and deeper inside of you, your clit and cunt throbbing as he filled you, the newfound sensation making you see stars. You were so focused on how you were feeling, you had barely noticed how tightly Javis fingertips were gripping into the soft flesh of your ass, like he was bracing himself for dear life as he sunk further and further into your tight hole. 

While Javi had found himself in this position with other women a handful of times before, he had never come close to feeling the same way about anyone the way he did about you- He had been dreaming about the day that you agreed to let him fuck your ass, and now finding himself inside you, knowing he would be the first and the last to ever have you like he was right now, had him on the brink of busting any second if he wasn’t careful. Javi had never been more thankful that you couldn’t see his face, because he knew he looked absolutely wrecked and was struggling to keep the ounce of composure he had left as you gripped around his cock like a vice. 

“Javi, oh shit- Javi, you can move baby.” You moaned, adjusting to his fullness, the initial pain quickly transforming to burning hot pleasure as you gave Javi the green light to keep going. After a few seconds, when Javi had said nothing and hadn’t moved at all, you spoke again, thinking maybe he hadn’t heard you. “Javi, I’m good, you can-” 

“I know, I know, fuck- sorry, baby. Jesus Christ- you’re so fucking tight, Hermosa, fuck me. Give me a second or I’m gonna fuckin’ bust right now.” Javi replied, halfway between a whimper and a moan as he firmly grasped your hips, carefully setting a slow pace as he began to thrust in and out of your ring of muscle, shocked to feel how quickly heat was beginning to bloom in your belly once again, his length languidly sliding in and out of your asshole, filling you and striking new nerve endings you had never felt before making you quickly begin to come undone. 

Your legs began to tremble, grasping at the mattress to brace yourself as you felt your clit throb and cunt clench as the coil in your belly tightened further and further, the lewd noises of your moans and grunts filling the room. 

“Javi, fuckfuckfuck, oh my god, baby I’m so close again, holy fuck.” You cried out, as even just the slightest pick up of Javi’s pace had you reeling closer and closer to the edge of your release. Javi freed one of his hands, snaking it between your legs to rub at your sensitive bundle of nerves, already swollen and pulsing from your first two orgasms, and now even more responsive as the pads of his fingers circled against it. 

Javi wanted desperately to hold out for you and make you cum as many times as you wanted to just like this, but he knew damn well the moment you came and clamped down even harder around his cock than you already were, he was a fucking goner and going right along with you. He needed to give you one more before he also came embarrassingly fast, but he couldn’t help it. 

“Fuck Osita, fuck- I’m not gonna last much longer either, baby. Need you- oh shit- need you to give me one more, pretty girl. Cum for me, Hermosa, I’ve got you.” 

With only a few more strokes and circles around your clit, you were cumming so hard, you were honestly convinced you had blacked out. Your whole body shook as you wailed in delight, squeezing around Javi’s dick so hard it was only seconds before he was following suit, letting a ragged groan escape through his gritted teeth as you milked him of every last drop, Javi bracing himself for dear life with the grasp he had around your hips as he finished. 

Javi slumped over you, the two of you breathing so heavily it sounded more like you had just finished a triathlon more than anything else. He let out a deep hiss as he pulled out, taking a moment to admire his work as he watched his spend drip out your tight hole as your body collapsed onto the mattress. 

You weren’t sure how long you had been laying there before you were finally able to wrangle the brain power to speak again, and even then, the only words that you were able to manage were a quiet “holy fucking shit…” 

Javi flopped down, laying on his back next to you as you rolled over, both of your faces bright and blissed as you stared at one another, almost unsure of what to say. 

“Are you okay?” Javi asked, gently cupping your flushed cheek in his palm. 

“Am I okay? Javi… Holy fuck. I don’t think I have ever cum so hard in my entire life. I honestly thought I blacked out there for a second. Baby… That was, fuck, that was insane.” You half laughed to yourself, shaking your head in disbelief. “Are you okay?” 

“I’m fucking great. Holy shit. Sorry I couldn’t last longer, I didn’t think I was gonna go that fast but you felt so fucking good. Thank you, Osita.” 

“Thank you? For what?” You giggled, giving Javi a playful poke on the chest as you raised an eyebrow at him. 

“For this. For trusting me.” 

“Javier Jesús Peña…” You smirked, propping yourself up on your arm to get a better look at him, “I trust you with my life. More than anyone I’ve ever met. I should be the one thanking you for so graciously taking my butt virginity. Wouldn’t want anyone else in there besides you.” 

The two of you burst into laughter, Javi practically letting out a snort as he rolled his eyes at your ridiculous comment. “God, you’re fucking ridiculous. I love you, Osita.” 

“I love you too, Javi. C’mon, let's go shower before your cum sits in my asshole any longer and I get pregnant with your butt baby.” You snickered as you rolled off the bed, making your way to the bathroom. 

“Jesus fucking Christ… Butt baby? Seriously?” He snorted, following behind you, giving you a playful smack on your ass, scooping you up to hike you over his shoulder and fireman carry you to the shower, making you squeal. “You’re so fucking weird.” 

“Weirdo you love enough to put your dick in my ass and make your wife, so that’s on you, Jav.” You giggled as Javi set you down on the cool tile of the bathroom floor, giving him a little shrug before reaching into the shower to turn on the water. 

“And what a fucking lucky man I am.” 

Ever since starting his job at the Laredo Sheriff's Department, Javi had been able to count on a few things every morning when he got into work. Sheryl at the front desk would greet him with a half hearted “Good morning, Javier” , the smell of shitty work coffee would be brewing in the break room, and Agent Carter and Miller already arguing about something stupid at their desks instead of working on anything that actually needed to get done. That’s why when Javi made his way into work on Monday morning and was not greeted by any of those things, he knew his day was getting thrown for a loop- he just wasn’t quite sure how yet. 

“It was their idea, not mine, believe me.” Sheryl grumbled, rolling her eyes as she nodded towards the path to Javi’s office, holding her hands up in defense as if to prove she had nothing to do with whatever was going on beyond her desk. Javi paused, tilting his head and scrunching his brow in confusion at Sheryl before letting out a sigh, and hesitantly making his way back to find out what in the world she was talking about. 

He was surprised by the lack of Miller and Carter’s presence in their desk chairs, and the unusual silence filling the office as Javi turned his head, wondering where everyone was. He peered over the cubicles, looking for any sign of life, until a strange sound caught his attention from behind the door of his office. 

Woof, woof, woof! 

Javi shook his head, convinced he must be hearing things until the low bark repeated, followed by a hush of anxious voices whispering around the corner. 

“Oh no, shhhhhh! Shit, I didn’t think he was gonna bark.” 

“Well it’s a fucking dog, Carter, what the hell did you think it was gonna, do, meow?”

“Maybe he didn’t hear it.” 

“I highly doubt that, dumbass. God, he’s gonna be fucking pissed.” 

“Your idea, not mine.” 

Even though he couldn’t see them, Miller and Carter’s worried whispers were enough to let Javi know he wasn’t imagining the barking coming from behind his office door. Letting out a deep sigh, which sounded a lot more like a groan, Javi carefully twisted open the doorknob to his workspace, only to be greeted by a large, shaggy and very dirty Golden Retriever staring back at him with big brown eyes, happily wagging its tail and shaking excitedly at Javi’s presence. Although Javi had heard the bark from behind his door, it didn’t stop him from doing a double take from the dog now residing in his office, running his hand over his face in a confused frustration as to how and why Miller and Carter had already managed to make his Monday morning a pain in his ass. 

“Why the fuck is there a dog in my office?” Javi half shouted, making Carter and Miller sheepishly appear from around the corner with guilty looks on their faces, avoiding eye contact with Javi as he glared through the two of them, wondering how the hell they were going to try and talk themselves out of this one. 

“Hey Peña, uh, I uh… Listen Miller was the one who brought him in, and he was so cute that I wasn’t not gonna do anything about it and-” 

“Oh, way to throw me under the fucking bus, Carter!” Agent Miller huffed, cutting Carter off in attempts to let the blame completely fall on him. “You agreed we should keep him here so that we could-” 

“Okay, that still doesn’t explain why the fuck there’s a dog in my office.” Javi groaned, cutting off Carter and Miller before they found themselves in a pointless arguing match about how and why there was now a dog happily leaning itself against Javi’s leg, his tail shaking back and forth, completely enamored by Javi. 

It was taking everything in Javi not to reach down and pet him to try and prove a point to Carter and Miller that they had astronomically fucked up the rest of his plans for the morning, but the dog was sure as hell adorable and sweet as could be. 

“Okay, well, I was driving into work this morning, and as I was making my way down that back road past the cattle ranch a few blocks down from here, this guy ran out in the road. Thank God I saw him when I did. I stopped, got out, and he came right up to me, but there was obviously no one with him. He looked relieved that he’d found me. Poor guy is dirty and skinny as hell. He hopped right into my car and ate the rest of my McGriddle which I was kinda pissed about, but I can’t blame ‘em.” Miller sighed, now crouching down to give the dog some scratches on the head before continuing on with his story. “So I went to some of the houses on the street and no one had ever seen this dog before. I called Webb County Animal Control to see if anyone had reported  a missing dog that looked like him, but no one had. I asked if I should take him to the shelter to see if anyone would come for him, but the lady on the phone said if no one’s reported him missing, they probably wouldn’t come for them.” 

“Well tell him what else, Miller.” Carter encouraged, trying to aid in Miller’s defense as he rose back up, standing next to his partner. 

“When I called the animal shelter to ask them what to do, the woman I talked to said the shelter is so full, that if we brought him in and no one claimed him within the next two weeks, that they’d…” Miller trailed off, him and Carter both grimacing, unable to finish the rest of his sentence as he looked down at the gleeful, furry face staring back up at him. “Well, let’s just say that things weren’t gonna look so good for him. I couldn’t bring myself to drop him off, and I wasn’t just gonna fucking leave him, so, I uh- I brought him here.” 

Javi let out a deep sigh, burying his hands in his face for a moment before rubbing his temples, understanding why Miller had done what he did, but nonetheless, still frustrated that now he had become wrapped up in solving a missing dog case. 

“So what? Are you gonna keep him?” Javi questioned, finally giving in to bend down and give the dog a few pats on his side, feeling just how skinny and boney he was as his hand met his belly. 

“Oh no, I can’t keep him. Apartment doesn’t allow dogs. I would if I could.” Miller admitted, rubbing his hand over the back of his neck, feeling guilty for his lack of helpful response. 

“What about you? You keeping the dog?” Javi asked, looking over at Carter, giving him a little shrug, hoping he was the solution to his temporary canine problem. 

“Um, no. Sorry. I’m allergic. He’s cute as hell but my eyes have been itching ever since he got here.” 

“So what, he’s just gonna live here? C’mon you guys, really?” Javi grumbled, now crouching down next to the dog, getting a better look at his begging eyes and goofy grin under his panting tongue, giving Javi a few licks on the face in excitement as his tail began to wag rapidly from Javi’s closeness. 

Javi couldn’t help but let out a little laugh as the dog lapped against his face, wrapping his hands around the dog’s head and giving it a playful rub to get the dog to stop before staring back at the sweet, sad eyes staring back at him. He scratched under the dog’s chin before it was snuggling up next to him, comfortably plopping himself down over Javi’s feet and letting out a content little grumble as his tail continued to thump against the floor in joy. 

Javi closed his eyes, letting out a sigh. A deep sigh. Not because he didn’t like this dog. Hell, not even because he was really that mad at the two office idiots for bringing the dog here this morning. Javi let out a long, exasperated sigh, because he could feel the willpower he had preached to you about holding out on a dog until the new house- a conversation he had just had with you last night- was absolutely crumbling. 

He couldn’t come home with a dog, right? He had just spent all of last night convincing you that the apartment wouldn’t be a good place for a dog. But… that was for a puppy. This was a full grown dog. A calm one, at that. A fucking cute one at that. God, it had been 5 minutes and this dog was already attached at the hip to him, and it was probably fair to say that Javi had gotten just as attached, if not more. Carter and Miller were right, with the shape the dog was in, it really did look like no one had been taking care of him, or had any plans to come and find him, and Javi couldn’t bear the thought of sending the dog off to the shelter, knowing his inevitable fate. 

Fuck.

“Okay, well, do you know anything else about him? Are you sure that there’s no one looking for him?” Javi grunted as he pushed himself back up to stand, trying to keep his cool as he looked over at Carter and Miller, their eyes still peeled to the ground in hopes the lack of direct eye contact would lessen their chances of a complete reaming from Javi. 

“No, boss. Only other thing we could find about him was the little tag on his collar, which wasn’t helpful at all, because it only had his name.” Carter shrugged, peeking up at Javi, surprised by the even keel of his tone. Javi bent back down, the dog immediately rolling over on his back and exposing his belly for Javi to pet as he reached towards the dog’s neck, gently tugging at the tethered collar under his tangled fur to read the poorly engraved tag attached, letting out an even bigger sigh and shaking his head in disbelief at the name. 

Bear. 

Of fucking course. As if the universe needed to send him another sign. Of fucking course the dog’s name was the same as his nickname for you, Osita- little bear. 

Javi couldn’t help but laugh to himself, running his hand over his face once again. “Shit. You sure no one’s looking for him?” 

Both Carter and Miller shook their heads, crossing their arms over their chests in sad disappointment at Bear, laying sprawled across Javi’s feet. Letting out one last reluctant exhale, Javi looked back at the pair, nervously awaiting his response before he spoke. 

“If… If no one calls looking for him by the end of the day… I’ll take him home with me.” 

Carter and Miller’s faces lit up in shock and delight, staring at Javi, dumbfounded by what they had just heard. “I mean… Fuck, well… that was way easier than I thought it was gonna be.” Miller half grumbled to himself, glancing over at Carter, like he was waiting for the other shoe to drop. 

“I obviously don’t have any dog shit at home so I’m gonna have to leave early today to get some, so you two idiots are gonna have to finish up the rest of the paperwork I needed to do this afternoon, we clear?” 

“Yeah, yup- Absolutely. Will do.” The two nodded in agreement, still in shock that the worst they had gotten from their boss from dropping a stray dog off in his office was the rest of his paperwork for the day. 

“Fuck me. Alright, c’mon Bear.” Javi sighed, pushing open his office door, Bear, happily trotting along behind him, tail wagging in delight as Carter and Miller stared back at each other, frozen in shock that they, with very little convincing, had gotten their boss to happily take their furry problem into his own hands. 

If the fact that Bear wasn’t cute as can be was enough to win over Javi, he was also the sweetest, most relaxed dog he’d had ever met. Bear was perfectly content to lay down next to Javi’s desk, letting out content grumbles and sighs as he slept and Javi worked, sprawled out across the floor. Bear also seemed to love everyone he met, joyfully making his rounds around the station with Javi after a failed attempt at leaving him behind in his office, immediately caving to Bear’s sad, lonely whines and big brown eyes from behind the glass of his office window. Around 2:00 PM, after Javi had given Bear the better half of his turkey sandwich for lunch, he found himself just as hungry as that poor dog probably was this morning, deciding to cut his day short to get himself some food, and gather whatever else he needed before bringing Bear back to the apartment. 

Javi thanked whatever higher power that the woman working at the pet store this afternoon was not the same woman he had adamantly convinced last night that he was not coming with a dog, because in the back seat of his truck, sat a dog he was now bringing home. The woman working at the store had helped Javi to find everything he needed for Bear and probably then some, Javi more than thankful for her patience and advice, feeling overwhelmed by what to get for a dog that had landed in his care only a few short hours ago.  

After 2 trips up your apartment stairs to drop off the bed, food, treats and toys Javi had gotten, he made one final trip back for Bear, who had glady hopped out of the truck and followed Javi back to your place after a quick pee on the bush in the parking lot, leaving Javi very thankful the dog had found a spot to relieve himself that wasn’t on his shoe. 

“Well, welcome home, I guess.” Javi chuckled as Bear busted through the apartment door, tail wagging at a propeller like speed as he meandered through the space, sniffing and exploring around the kitchen and living room, before wandering back to the bags from the pet store Javi had set on the ground, giving them a little prod with his snout before sitting next to them, looking up at Javi as if to ask if he could have the food and treats that were inside. “Well… I guess a little more food couldn’t hurt, right?” 

There were very few times where Javi was home from work before you, and when he did, he normally told you before he left, or called you at work to let you know- so when you pulled into the parking lot to see Javi’s truck next to your empty parking space, it was safe to say you were a bit perplexed. You quickly unpacked your bags from your car, making your way up to the apartment, trying to rationalize with your confusion and nerves as to why Javi had beaten you home. As you unlocked your door, you gently pushed it open, now even more confused by the muffled grunts and swearing coming from down the hallway. Dropping your things at the entryway, you quickly began working your way through the apartment to figure out what was going on before you almost tripped and fell over a large dog bed now in the middle of your living room. 

“What the hell…” You murmured to yourself, your brow scrunching in bewilderment as you caught your step over the soft, plushy surface, doing a double take to realize that what had almost taken you to the ground was a dog bed. Looking over, you then noticed the several bags from the local pet store, now even more puzzled as your attention shifted back to the end of the hallway, hearing Javi’s voice as well as the sound of running water and frantic splashing. 

“Goddamnit, will you just stay still please? We’re almost done, bud.” 

Almost sprinting to the bathroom, you pushed open the door to find a pile of towels spread across the floor, Javi kneeling over the side of the tub, shirt absolutely soaked as he held the shower handle towards a goofy, wet, golden retriever dancing around in the other end of the tub as he saw you. 

“Uhhhhhh, Javi… Why is there a dog in our bathtub?” You stood stunned in the doorway, your presence startling Javi as he spun around, dropping the shower handle, making it spray over the walls, leading the dog to playfully bark and shake as it hopped over the ledge of the tub to greet you. 

“No, Bear! Come back here! Fuck. I uh- I can explain, I-” Javi stammered, scrambling to grab the flailing shower head before reaching for the dog to try and wrangle him back into the shower, the rest of his thought cut off by Bear taking one more step towards you before bracing himself for a giant shake, absolutely drenching you as you burst into laughter, wiping your now soaking face with the palms of your hands before reaching down to pet the cheerful dog, wagging his wet tail as he leaned up against your leg. 

You couldn’t help but let the smuggest grin spread across your face, now putting the pieces of the puzzle together. “Bear, huh? You come up with that one?” You giggled, crouching down to greet who you now were presuming to be the newest resident of your household, rubbing his hands over his drenched, furry body, squealing as he licked all over your face. “I thought we couldn’t have a dog in the apartment, Jav, and I hate to break it to you, this is definitely a dog… very much in our apartment.” 

Javi let out a snort, rolling his eyes at you as he reached over to shut off the water, resting his back against the edge of the tub, propping his arms up over the sides as he braced himself to try and explain his current situation to you. “Well…” he grinned sheepishly as Bear paced back and forth between the two of you, his tail swaying side to side as he dripped puddles across the bathroom floor, “I got into work this morning and the first thing I saw was a fucking dog that Carter and Miller had dropped in my office after Miller found him on his drive in.” 

“Which I am assuming is this dog?” You laughed, gesturing towards the giddy Golden Retriever jaunting around the bathroom. 

“Yeah, this one. Miller said that he found him on a dirt road. Called animal control and no one had been looking for a dog that looked like him, and that when he called the shelter, they were so full, that if someone didn’t either come to get him or adopt him in the next couple weeks, that, well… they probably would have to… Fuck, Cater is allergic and Miller can’t have dogs at his place, and I- he’s so sweet, and I couldn’t just let him go so-” 

“So you bought out the better part of the pet store so he could live here with us?” You grinned, raising an eyebrow at Javi as Bear happily sat himself down in his lap, making Javi grunt at the weight of the dog plopping himself down across his legs. 

“I mean… I uh… I-” Javi mumbled, sheepishly looking down at Bear before looking back at you, doing your best to contain your laughter and giggles. “What, Hermosa?” Javi phrased it as a question, even though he already knew the answer- You were never going to let him live this down for the rest of his life. 

“And you thought you needed to be worried about me bringing a dog home without asking.  Does this mean we have a new member of the Peña family?” You smirked, making your way over to Javi and Bear, squatting down on the soaking bathroom floor next to them, pressing a playful peck onto Javi’s cheek as you gave Bear a big scratch. 

“If that’s okay with you.” 

“You’re lucky he’s cute, and you’re lucky you’re cute, too. Yes, of course it’s okay with me. Welcome to the family, Bear Peña.” 

The two of you smiled at each other as you sat on the bathroom floor, a damp and soggy Bear spread across your laps with the happiest and goofiest grin spread over his face, too. While coming home to find Javi wrestling a stray dog in your tub wasn’t exactly how you pictured welcoming the newest member of your family into your lives, in some strange way, it couldn’t have felt more perfect. Getting to grow and share your life together with Javi was all you could ever really ask for, even if that meant a Monday night, soaking wet from a dog bath gone wrong. 

“Okay, well, we should probably dry this goofball off and get his stuff all situated. Poor guy is probably exhausted after all of his adventures today, aren’t ya bud? Do you think we should put the dog bed in our room? I don’t want him to get scared during the night, but I’m not really sure if we should have him up on our bed, ya know?” 

As you pushed yourself up to stand, you waited for Javi’s response, only to be greeted by double the amount of big, brown puppy dog eyes now staring back at you as you turned around. Javi still said nothing, a guilty look growing across his and the dog’s, as you let out a deep sigh, wondering how in the world you were going to build up your immunity to another sweet face that made you crumble. 

“You already let him on the bed, didn’t you, Jav?” 

“.... Maybe.” 

“Like I said, the two of you are very lucky you’re cute.” 

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[kira-moonrabbit]

i must further rep rhythm game fans as i recognize all of the songs the other rhythm game guy sent :)

siqlo - SATELLITE : this one isn't from a rhythm game but it Did win a contest held by the label hardcore tano*c, who notably do a lot of music for rhythm games! as you'll see below. lmao

aran - E=mc2 : also not for a rhythm game, but aran's done a lot of work for them! this one's just been hardcore stuck in my head. did you know tano*c does original album series...es? this one's from hardcore syndrome 17!

DJ Noriken - Meta-Mysteria : fun fact, hardcore tano*c sponsored the creation of a rhythm game themselves called wacca! this is one of the originals for it, which also got into the arcaea wacca collab pt2 originally just for switch! no real notes other than this song makes me insane

C-Show - My My My : this one was made for maimai! it's fairly different from c-show's usual work imo, but it's fun :) and i like the title being a joke on maimai with an extra syllable

t+pazolite - Oshama Scramble! : another maimai original, one you'll see pretty much everywhere! has an absolutely infectious energy to it

TAK x Zekk - MIRINAE (Original Mix) : my dedicated arcaea shill. this one's an original made for the latest arcaea sound collection album! just a fun time and a fun listen all around :)

lapix - Flying Castle (Extended Mix) : konami may suck but you have to admit their sound library is insane. this one i can give you an actual genre for too; colorcore! i love color- subgenres, they have a particular sound that scratches my brain

Toby Fox & かめりあ - Summerblue : i'm legally required to show the funny twinbee reference to everyone. i just think it's cool toby got to do an original with camellia for bemani :) about exactly what you'd expect from toby & camellia collabs, of which they've done a few!

thus ends my autism hour. :)

i meant to get to this like, 3 days ago, but my computer chose the wrong moment to decide its tummy hurts, and then there was The Woozy Hour. But now... now should be an epic time... and this time you'll be hearing first impressions rather than after-the-fact recollections!

...eh, ignore the fact this ask is way more than 3 days old. I shall slash the dash and get a-crackin!

SATELLITE - I started trying to listen to this one, and then i realized, "oh, I still have windows music player and windows explorer open. i should close those." Then my computer threw up from me trying to close them. ...Proper opinions now... unfortunately i cant come up with anything super thrilling to say about this one aside from "is good." And good instrumence... all in all, if i had to give it a real rating, it's probably a 7/10, if that even means anything. Which in my personal scale is real good!!!

E=mc2 - Album serieses!!! I've never heard of tano*c before so why oh why would I know such things! But I love trivias! There's like... sort of radio-scratchy vocals that kick in a little bit into this one that i think is one of my favorite things that people can add to music. sprinkle some radio chatter in there. Takes a song from D rank to A rank, to use an esoteric scale. Why do I keep scaling things?! Oh bother!

COMPLETE aside. Im eating sour candy right now. Its very sour. I think it fits this type of music though. I needed something to eat, and if refrigerated candy that hasnt been covered what we got, it's what we eat. I'm not one of those people who can taste music, but the stuff i've been hearing in my inbox thus far has been sour candy coded.

Meta-Mysteria - This song literally punched me in the face. It very much earns its title of being meta and mysteria. Songs that fill me with whimsy and nostalgia... I used to listen to music like this a bunch in my youth, before i decided that... hm... how do i put this... well, before i decided that i didnt like music like it. Tastes come and go like tides... Now I've got a soft spot for this-core music again, even if I like ambiance and whatever the hell you call Present World Overhaul more. Ah, if a song makes me tangent, you know its good.

My My My - I'm willing to admit I don't like this one as much as the other stuff I've seen thus far. It does have the bones of a song that I really would like though!!! "What do you mean bones?" I don't know how to explain it. I'm better with explaining why I like songs I like...

Oshama Scramble! - Ohhh, you introduced me to something famous, I can tell... It definitely is VERY infectuously happy. I too have been drinking a bunch of milk lately, though for very different reasons (all the soda's been making my health act up but i still want something tasty to drink :[ ) This is one I'll have to come back to later to study it like a bug....

MIRINAE - Hey. I know a Mirinae... shes the one who does augury kick strength stacking... This one's got me closing my eyes and paying attention... I am now nodding in a sagely manner. The Arcaea Shill has passed the vibe check. hell yeah boss!!!!

Flying Castle - They most certainly didn't lie. The castle flies. The castle flies!!! My ass loves pianos... Theres piano in this one! Too, too easy to please... Well, a piano does not a song make, but yknow.

Summerblue - I know Twinbee. Vaguely. There's a Kirby character who gets remodelled constantly because of Twinbee. This one's another one that gets a smile and a nod. Quite the fun one, this. This is very close to one of my very favorite vibes. Stuff that causes one to feel endless joy and whimsy!!!! Joy! Whimsy! Hell yeah!!!!!

...Am I allowed to go on my own little autism attack moment? Because I saw "camellia" and I remembered, "oh hey, she did some stuff for Yume 2kki, right?" And then I checked the wiki, and it's true! As far as similarities go, nothing close to anything i've seen in this little list, but any time I get to talk about 2kki is a good time, and it's probably kinda obscure. So in exchange for this lovely list I'll give you a list of Stuff Camellia Has Done For Yume 2kki.

2_38 / Lorn Tower - I love this one! Mysteries... It fills the heart with mysteries. And it sounds kinda underwater, but not like, muffled, but just underwater in general.

2_40 / Power Plant - What if you were stuck in a tube? And people looked at you? Now imagine it funky. Presto!

2_13 / Fairy Tale Woods - It's an eerie drone but with a very, very, very slow beat. But I love eerie drone type beats!!!!!!!

2_16 / Techno Condominium - It's... another eerie drone, but without any frills. Eerie drone enjoyers... ASSEMBLE... ...This one plays in a lot of different places in different speeds, but I'm picking places that I like.

6_3 / Pink Honeycomb - Imagine if a Sylveon was scary. Now imagine music to go with it. Presto! Again!

cave_2 / Realistic Beach Glowing Cave - Nuts! It's nuts! This theme has no right going this hard for the area its in! But I'm so glad it does. There's also enter_2 , which is the same without the crazy beats. Couldn't find it with a good quality on youtube, but the wiki has it.

Phew! There's some cool things for YOU to listen to, too! (I would have included a bonus round of non-camellia 2kki tracks i like but that would be a little too off topic.)

Now I'm gonna go lie down!!! There's a lot to consider.

[jupitercl0uds]

[this is from thursday i just kept forgetting to finish the transcript]

another recorded rant lmao

transcript:

so my devilish little self decided to have one of these little rants again because i like to rant (and because i probably have ADHD) and, um, i'm home alone and this is what i do when i'm home alone, because i don't get to speak, because i don't like speaking, because i don't like interrupting people, being weird, people KNOWING i'm weird, or anything like that. even though my family are well aware of that, i don't want them hearing it.

anyway! i reckon i could probably do a fluttershy voice if i tried.

uhh... what's a thing fluttershy would say?

...

ok, this isn't a thing fluttershy would say. but it's on my mind.

[high pitched fluttershy voice] every day is the same. that's not. fluttershy. [fluttershy voice] every day is the same, wake up, look at the fire in the sky festival, be awesome, brood.

i'm so fucking high right now do you see my eyes? they are brrIIGGHt red. i haven't watched the shadow- i haven't watched the '06 dub in too long to remember this. i like doing this voice. i don't think it sounds like fluttershy but, y'know, it's got a bit of a wobble to it [dave the intern voice] it's more like dave the intern, really. i bruise like a delicate peeeach... [slight giggling]

i do love dave the intern- like, i can't lie, half of his lines are soooo bad... but the other half are absolute gold and i love them.

um... what else? suddenly, i want to sing ruler of everything, so get prepared for my awesome cover.

[for some reason this next bit gets really loud???]

I'M TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD! I'M TAKING OVER YOUR UNIVERSE! I'M TAKING YOUR TV! I'M GLITCHING IT! THEY- THEY CALL ME THE GLITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME THE MOTHERFUCKIN' GLITCH? CAUSE I GLITCH YOUR TVs OUT! i'm taking the world by STORM. i'm gonna be dropping my latest album: CRACKIN' EGGS. [snapcube president voice] crackin' eggs? mm, ha. [sonic voice] hey mr president [president voice] SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, MY LONG LOST LOVE- sorry.

ok where would ruler of everything be? like- quickest one to- it would probably be in silly 4. i think it's like, first one- yeah.

[i don't know how to transcribe this part other than saying i'm singing 13 by tally hall in cursive??? and then i stop halfway??? btw 13 is instrumental] no im not playing 13

[ruler of everything starts playing] here we go.

ooh, yeah! juno was mad, he knew he'd been had so he shot at the sun with a gun shot at the sun with a gun shot at his wily one, only friend

yuh, YUH- sorry, i won't do that

in the gallows or the ghetto, in the town or the meadow, in the billows, even over the sun, every end of a time is another begun. you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything (ah) ruler of everything (ah) i'm the ruler of everything in the end

i should turn this down 👍

do you like how i dance? i got zirconium pants (i'm not singing these lines, they're too-) do you like how i walk? do you like how i talk? do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? i have a wonderful wife, i have a powerful job she criticises me for being egocentric

you practice your mannerisms into the wall if this mirror were clearer, i'd be standing so tall i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill i was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)

i've been you, i know you your façade is a scam you know, you're making me cry, this is the way that i am i've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme (detective undercover brotherhood objective obscene)

oh, oh no, oh yeah

YO! I LOVE THIS BIT! I LOVE IT! A LOT!

do you hear the flibberty jibberty jibber jabber with an 'oh my god i've gotta get out of here or i'll have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringin' the bell!' do you hear the clocks stop when you reach the end? no, you know it must be never-ending comprehend if you can but when you try to pretend to understand you resemble a fool, although you're only a man, so give it up and smile!

do you hear the flibberty jibberty jibber jabber with an 'oh my god i've gotta get out of here or i'll have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringin' the bell!' do you hear the clocks stop when you reach the end? no, you know it must be never-ending comprehend if you can but when you try to pretend to understand you resemble a fool, although you're only a man, so give it up and smile!

s-sorry! my voice kinda goes out of tune, cause i can't- yeah. bit fast, you know. yuh. oh i need to work on that british high school au.

you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything ruler of everything i'm the ruler of everything in the end

i should have sung this all an octive high- octave higher, by the way

without lookin' down, glidin' around like a bumbling dragon, i fly scrapin' my face on the sky oh, no, no, oh yeah.

hold on- let me just- hold on- i'm gonna try and sing that again, cause like, i usually sing it in a different key anyway

[octave higher] without lookin' down, glidin' around like a bumbling dragon, i fly

yeah, i dunno. both are kind of uncomfy. anyway, i think my parents are here, so byyyeee!

[h2bakugou]

Can I get some Baku boi fluff?

a/n: yess! i got my close friend into my hero yesterday and he’s crackin me up. we have a love for bakugou and it’s hilarious. we have a thing for blondes lmao. 

summary: on the long bus ride for class 1-a’s new field trip, you and bakugou decide to sit together.

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: swearing, fluff

wordcount: 1k

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“Alright did everyone use the bathroom? The next stop isn’t for four hours so if you’ve got to go, go now.” Mr. Aizawa stood at the front of the bus, looking out at the rest of your classmates.

You’d just finished up in the restroom and jumped on the bus, excited to go on a trip. You were worried there would be another incident, but you had trust in the school, and you prayed it’d be a safe, non-villain involved stress-free trip.

But you assumed you had to get to the place before anything could happen.

You noticed a few open spots where you could sit, but you were having trouble. Did you sit with Kaminari? He could charge your phone but you didn’t want to use him as a human power bank.

Mineta was...occupied with other things.

You could sit with Momo, maybe she could make you a pillow. You shook your head, you just needed to sit with someone who wasn’t going to cause any trouble. 

But soon a few more of your classmates came and took seats, leaving one open beside Bakugou.

You took your chances and sat down beside him. Bakugou turned his head and looked at you.

“Why didn’t you come and sit with me to begin with, idiot?” Bakugou said quietly, his hand sneaking into yours.

“We’re still keeping this on the down-low, aren’t we?” You said softly, readjusting how you were sitting in your seat. 

You were sat toward the back of the bus, in a bench-like seat with no dividers in the middle. You figured you could stretch out and lay down and fit okay. 

“They’re gonna find out eventually.” Bakugou rested his head on his hand, looking out the window.

Eventually, everyone was on the bus and we began to move. You weren’t ready for the long ride, but you were happy to be able to ride with Bakugou.

The first hour or so you spent talking quietly to Bakugou, your hand intertwined with his. 

“It’s odd to see them sitting together.” Mina whispered to Asui. Asui nodded and nudged Deku who sat in front of them.

“Are Bakugou and (y/n) friends?” Mina asked. Deku turned and looked back at you and Bakugou. He felt a blush rise to his cheeks as he examined the two of you. 

“They’re holding hands.” Deku said quietly. Mina’s eyes widened and she squealed quietly.

“You don’t think they’re-”

“Dating?!” Mina said softly, a large grin on her face.

“They might be. Bakugou and (y/n) seem to hang out a lot.” Jirou added in, Momo nodded from beside her.

Bakugou grumbled and turned his head to look at the bus. He watched five heads quickly turn back around. He rolled his eyes and looked at you.

You had one earbud in and were watching a movie on your phone. It was getting dark outside already.

You were traveling overnight which was odd, but since it was a long trip, it made sense.

You were honestly getting pretty tired.

“Lay down idiot.” Bakugou wrapped his arm over your shoulder and pulled you into him.

“Someone’s gonna see.” You said quietly, rubbing your eye with your free hand. Bakugou groaned and watched as the lights on the bus dimmed down.

“Who cares. We’ve been together for a few months now.” Bakugou stated, turning and stretching out in the seat, having you lay in between his legs, your back resting against his chest.

“I guess. Besides, I don’t care if they find out, at least I’ll be sleeping comfy.” You turn your phone off and slip it into the pocket of the chair and close your eyes, resting on Bakugou.

He wrapped his arms around you, his thumbs rubbing the tops of your arms. You nuzzled into him. Bakugou pressed a kiss to the top of your head and closed his eyes.

He leaned against the wall of the bus.

He could feel the group of people staring at him. He opened one eye and caught Deku staring at him.

Bakugou sent a glare toward him and he immediately turned back around.

- - -

It had only been a few hours and you were beginning to get cold.

“Katsuki?” You mumbled quietly.

“Mhm?” Your boyfriend replied, opening an eye to look down at you.

“I’m cold.” You replied, snuggling back up into him, your head resting near his. Bakugou moved one of his arms and picked up his sweater from the bag he had brought with him on the bus.

“Here, put this on.” Bakugou handed you the sweater and you quickly slid it on, smiling at the faint scent of caramel and smoke. You cuddled back into Bakugou, a faint blush on your cheeks.

“You always look good in my clothes.” Bakugou mumbled. You lifted your head and looked at him.

He pressed his lips to yours and you could feel a thousand fireworks set off inside you. It wasn’t your first kiss with Bakugou, but every time you kissed, it felt better than the last.

This kiss was exactly that. Setting off new emotions inside of you, releasing any tension or stress you had, this kiss was magical.

It was heavenly. Bakugou was usually a rough kisser, but this kiss was gentle, and soft. Everything you needed in the moment.

“Did you get it?” Kaminari whispered. Mina nodded and looked at the photo on her phone screen.

“Send it!” Kaminari ushered Mina. Mina accidentally selected the group chat with everyone, including you and Bakugou.

A few phones went off, including Bakugou’s.

Bakugou pulled away and grabbed his phone. He opened the message and felt his cheeks burn red.

“Raccoon eyes!” Bakugou went to get up but you stopped him.

“It’s fine.” You said softly, pulling him back down. You pressed your lips to his for a short kiss.

“We’ll talk to them in the morning. Let’s get some sleep.” You said closing your eyes again. Bakugou nodded and glared at Mina and Kaminari before closing his eyes and trying to go back to sleep.

“I love you.” You said almost silently.

“I love you too.”

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masterlist

[mythykl]

class 1A in a discord group chat,, part 1**

goin ahead w my tops. bear with me

our boii Denki Kaminari *gonna talk about him first cuz’ he made this grp**

is literally online 24/7,, does he even sleep??

smol caps, that’s it boiz

types random shit, such as ‘nsjdecjenf’ when he’s mad

is always havin silly arguments w kyoko,, over random shit,

get ready to be astonished by his large vocabulary yet writes shit that just,, makes u go fAcEPaLm

shuts one w the quirkiest comebacks out there,,

Ashido

you can literally sense shit lotta energy and positivity in her text even though she sends something as minimal as ‘sUPP yall’

suprisingly, not really online on discord,, but might reply at any point in 24h

types super fast

reads notifications mostly n joins in only when ppl are down for some badass gameplay *more of an instagram hoe*

uses lotta abbreviations,, and uses ‘lmao’ usually

always down for gossips

Kacchannn

are we even surprised of how much he cusses???

didn’t want to be in the groupchat, but kirishima kept adding him back

never texts w emojis or all large caps, even though he might be practically screamin’ while typing,, hence leavin everyone confused

lately he’s never on, since he muted the groupchat still an unknown fact to all

thus when he texts, the usual replies he earns range from ‘oh, so u alive.’ to ‘did you blast ya PC/phone this time too?’

calls everyone w fucked up nicknames,, except eijiro ofc.

‘What does brb even mean raccoon eyes?’ anddd ‘Try studying instead of crying in here fuckers”~ yupp vibes pretty confusin’ 

Kirishima

‘man up momo!!’ aka an attempt to emit motivation to our dear yaoyorozu after her fourth defeat in fortnite idk vid games,, don’t bully me uwu

well it did work,, cuz she won the next match

online, most of the day. yup. except for his work out period. again, yupp.

loves conspiracy talks, especially of heros and villans,, a new discovery for his classmates,,,

that’s all they talk about when he’s online and in full element

goes all caps lotta times and never really uses emojis

only one to sense the mysterious nature of kacchan’s texts,, you shouldn’t be surprised

hates using silly abbrevations, 

Midoriya

emojis,, sums it all

he literally goes all emojis at times- meaning to communicate full ass sentences *obviously for fun* ,, uraraka seems to be the only one to understand them, even ashido at times??

w every new online member, he’s the first one to text ‘how was ya day?’

it was here that he trolled bAkUGoU for the v first time, didn’t realise it until Aoyama points it out

ofc bakugou, yet again, replied in a confusin way. tho a few swear they heard him loudly cussin at deku in his dorm room.

blurts out motivational shit,, and his texts naturally feel fuckin relatable everyone just goes,, ‘yup’ ‘true’ ‘yaa’ ‘eXaCtLYyyy’ n so on

Uraraka

doesn’t really ever play video games to begin w,, this poor soul wonders why’s she in this group

ashido was the one to ask uraraka to sign in discord,, and she doesn’t regret it a bit.

is never really online

was once teased by yuga w uk who,, she wasn’t herself that day.

Iida

again, a newbie here,, didn’t want an account but had to make one under class’ pressure

never really online, well are we surprised??

is never really teased, but when someone makes him mad he mocks em’ using their full name

 not gonna lie,, that shit lowkey funny

once was being stripped off his innocence by indirect yet explicit description of sex by kaminari and mineta,, iida simply logged off to get away from that,,,

Asui

her laid back yet straight forward nature really shines in her texts, givin the most sweet yet blunt replies,, which might just turn out to be an unintentional burn

has amazing reflexes in vid games,,

never cusses or argues 

Todoroki

called izuku ‘young midoriya’ once, in hopes of being funny,, well,,, hasn’t tried to fake humour since then

kaminari was the one to help out our icy hot w makin a discord,, this dude was still stuck on facebook 

seems innocent, but unknowing cracks adult jokes in heat of the conversations,, earned him the name ‘icy thot’ from bakugou, but also is usually confused why everyone’s crackin up- i myself am confused w this imagination

but c’mon. he doesn’t text those intentionally,, lets hope maybe??

either replies to midoriya’s ‘how’s ya day’ and justifies his actions in games w long ass paras, OR replies w ‘oh’. 

tho amateur, he’s a vid game prodigy. apparently nvr played once before comin to UA high.

continued sending ‘gm everyone’ everyday for the first two weeks until his classmates teased him for that- no one by far knows if that did hurt his feelings or wut-

tries to make people feel better- ya

once gave a big speech justifying his love for cats. everyone read it ofc, n replied w kawai cat videos. shoto went to bed late that night.

Momo Yaoyorozu

she speaks pretty formally on texts, well ya she’s tryna loosen up a bit tho,,

andd quite impressed by denki’s vocab btw

she was the one to ask mineta and kaminari to stfu as they were describing- uk-

even her cusses and insults on chats sound regal af, you’d even pay her to insult you

the only one who has not yet been teased on the group

click here for part 2;))

[clumsyclifford]

29z 30, 15, 13, and 6 :) ma

hey hey marriage anon what’s good what’s goin on what’s crackin with you!!!

29. three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives): oh, holy shit what a question. okay. hm. here we go.

just the way i’m not by all time low, because it was the first all time low song i ever heard, and the reason i know this band at all

naive by andy grammer. i don’t think i have EVER felt more understood than listening to that song.

mmm i’m gonna say this town by niall horan because (well, excluding amnesia, which i don’t feel really counts) it was the first song i ever learned to fingerpick on guitar, and it really got me back into the swing of playing guitar and trying to actively improve, and now i’m so so so much better than i was just a year ago when i started teaching myself to fingerpick so. shoutout to this town

30. three songs you really want your followers to know (for reasons other than all those above): ooooh okay!!! i’m not gonna overthink this (i said, and then proceeded to overthink this but genuinely these are just three songs i think people should Know)

vanilla twilight by owl city

finale by ajr

vegas by all time low...........is that too obvious? everyone probably knows that one already. ok new answer: disappear by parachute

15. three songs you want to dance with your love to: well i am not in love (yet) sadly but let me toss you some love songs anyway would you believe i basically have a playlist for this lmao

mona lisa by the summer set

infinity by ajr

thanks for choosing me by lucy spraggan

13. three songs you want at your funeral: heavy question hmmmmm i don’t like should i go the sad route or the get-over-me route??? hmmm

walk in the sun by mcfly is that a really upsetting answer??? i don’t know maybe but i’m sticking with it

in case you don’t live forever by ben platt

carlo’s song by noah kahan

6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible): oh my GOD here we go god i wish i could do more than three but for now let’s say

mambo no. 5 seriously FUCK THAT SONGGGG

somebody that i used to know by gotye i hate that song so much

I JUST EXPERIENCED THE MOST DISTRESS IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT FUCKING SONG THIS WAS. and the answer is: FUCKING everybody talks by neon trees. FUCK THAT SONG and fuck pumped-up kicks while i’m at it

the “three songs” ask set

[chloca-cola]

Incidents

I've decided to pursue my idea of a polyamorous relation between Dante Meande and Vergil and here is the set up to that. It was written in a hurry 😅 and it's hella long

@minteyeddemon (I figure you'd wanna be tagged haha)

Word count: 2,321 ish (sorry I'm on mobile and can't do keep reading cut offs unless someone wants to tell me how anyway lmao)

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INCIDENT ONE

    Things couldn’t be running smoother at Devil May Cry with two extra hunters -Cassiel and Vergil- it seems the money really began to flow through. Meande took less jobs to stay back at the office to do her paperwork having way more of it now than just a handful of months ago, which left her at the office alone for several days at a time, which she both loved and hated. She loved that Dante’s business was finally looking to the brighter side, but she hated feeling so lonely sometimes.

    Most days when she’s caught up on her work, she reads, but this particular day she decided to listen to her playlist of different cello arrangements. She closed her eyes, listening to the melancholic tones, absently miming the finger positions and the bow movements as she did so. Meande was so caught up in the action, she didn’t hear Vergil enter the shop, closing the door behind him, he turned to greet her, but stopped himself in favor of watching her. Having retained the memories of the days his human half spent with Meande, he remembered her telling him that she used to own and play a cello back in Fortuna and that the instrument had been destroyed in the attack.

    As he watched her, he felt the same odd stirring he gets off and on when he's around her, it’s rare that he gets any kind of alone time with the quirky girl, so when he does, he tends to memorize everything that’s happening in that moment. He wouldn’t dare condescend to admit aloud that he’s grown quite fond of the shorter girl, which did annoy him in its own right, mainly because he knows she’s with his brother, which subsequently leads to the other part of his annoyance over the situation; Vergil feels Meande is a better fit for him. Dante doesn’t appreciate the finer things that interests Meande like Vergil would. Meande’s gasp finally brought Vergil from his thoughts.

    “Oh, heya Dimples. I didn’t hear ya come in.” She was openly embarrassed over being caught, cheeks flushed a lovely shade of pink, causing her freckles to stand out more and she quickly paused the music, motioning for him to bring over the money he earned so she could get to work separating out the funds. He walked over to her desk, holding out the manila envelope for her to take.

    “How long did you play?”  He asked in his typical matter-of-fact demeanor, which Meande is finally coming to be able to decipher. before she had a hard time deciding if he was being patronizing or sincere, but has learned to watch his microexpressions between how he is when speaking to her versus speaking with Dante.

    “I started at four years old, mom said she could see the music in me.” She scratched her shoulder shyly, letting out a small laugh. “Only to someone with psionic powers could a statement like that make any fuckin’ sense.” He gave her a smile and a chuckle, and she leaned her elbows on her desk, cradling her chin in her palms. “You should smile more, I really do like your dimples.” She complimented, which caused him to clam up and made his body tense, like he does every time she says anything sweet to him, and she giggled, having caught onto that fact quickly. His reticent manner was something she also had to get used too, especially after living with Dante who is vocal about many things he feels.

    “Your eyes are enchanting.” He stated, rather bluntly, and it completely caught her off guard, causing her to lift her head from her hands. This was the first time Vergil admitted to liking anything about her, Meande was used to him using words like ‘tolerate’ and ‘endure’ when it came to how the elder twin felt about her. “When the early morning light catches them is my favorite. I really see the golden undertones then.” It was the most sincere statement he’s given her that didn’t come off as a lecture and she blushed again, playing with her fingers.

    “T-thanks.” She stammered, but all Vergil did was nod as an answer and disappeared up the stairs , leaving Meande alone again. She smiled sweetly at his words, unbeknownst that she wasn’t alone, Cassiel and Dante were both at the door, seeing Vergil and Meande so involved in their own conversation they hadn’t even noticed them.

INCIDENT 2

    Dante was over at Meande’s desk, finally having some down time, nuzzling and kissing on her neck, and she giggled, trying in vain to push him away so she could finish her work for the night.

    “Meande.” Vergil’s nasally tone was unamused, and it caused the duo to stop what they were doing.  Meande looked up at him, blushing but smiling at him, Dante straightened, sitting on the edge of her desk, turned so he could see them both.

    “Verg, what’s crackin’?” She asked, picking her pen back up to get back to work.

    “May have money from my account?” She looked up at him again, Vergil -like Dante- let Meande keep up with his money from his cuts from missions, and she smiled, nodding cheerily.

    “Of course, it’s your money after all, you don’t have to ask me.” She flipping through the notebook that had his account information in it, until she found a page that had a balance on it. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?  How much are you needing?” She glanced back up at him, and noticed he was giving Dante several glances, knowing his twin was eager to know what he would need money for, and it made him seem reluctant to answer her. “Dimples...I’m gonna need to know, so I can properly subtract it from your books.”

    “Around six hundred.” Meande fumbled her pen, it clattered loudly against the floor after it bounced off of her desk, as she and Dante both gaped at him, and he tucked his chin in annoyance at them.

    “Jeez, Verg, you find a government hooker or somethin’?” Dante teased, finally breaking the silence, and Meande half laughed, moving to pick up her pen. Vergil shot Dante a highly unamused glare, which caused Dante to roar with laughter, and Meande sternly tapped Dante’s thigh with her pen.

    “Sure, ok, Vergil...but if you don’t mind me asking, what is it for?” Meande inquired, knowing Vergil hardly ever touches his account, so he has more than enough that six hundred dollars wouldn’t be much. Vergil tucked his chin again, the lightest pink blush gracing his features and she quickly caught on and she gave him a cheeky grin. “Wait, hold the phone. Dimples, you've met someone, haven’t you? You’re buyin’ this special chick somethin’ really nice, huh?” He shot an annoyed glare at her this time, because sometimes she just sounded too much like Dante.

    “As a matter of fact, yes.” He confessed, and Meande tried to hide the stab to her heart that admittance committed to her. She knew it shouldn’t hurt her, she’s happily in love with Dante, but there was just something about Vergil that just kept drawing her in. Dante folded his arms over his chest, eyes darting between the two, who were both oblivious to each others feelings.

    “Well, well, she’s some really special girl, huh?” Dante interjected, an odd edge in his jovial tones, causing him to sound both teasing and annoyed at the same time, which caused Meande to look up at him, eyebrows quirked in confusion.

    “Yeah, she must be.” Meande stated, subtracting the amount from his books, before turning in her chair to their safe, opening it and retrieving his money. “I really need to set you up for an account at the bank instead of keeping this here.” She muttered to herself as she counted out the money for him.

    “I like you dealing with my money.” He stated, taking the money from her and she laughed, about to explain she still would be, but she brushed it off for now.

    “What are you buying her?” Vergil looked between Meande and Dante.

    “It’s a surprise.” He answered simply, before leaving them to their own devices.

    “I’m sure it is.” Dante grunted, causing her to give him another confused look.

    “I wonder who he met?” She asked him, and he shrugged a shoulder. “Ok, what’s wrong, baby?” She cooed, running her hand up his thigh, and he looked down at her from his perch, wondering if she was really this oblivious, or just pretending to be for him, but he quickly disregarded the thought when she stood and straddled his lap and began kissing his neck.

~

    The next day, Meande was running back from the bank, having convinced Vergil his money would be safer there and that she was still going to tend to it for him, and a pop up rain shower now threatened to drown her. She was holding her empty satchel over her head to shield her dreads from the onslaught, digging in her jeans pocket with her other hand for her keys. Unlocking the door, she flung it open and hurried inside, slamming it shut behind her. She shook the satchel, freeing it of the water, moving towards her desk, but she dropped it on the floor when her eyes landed on the large gift leaning on her desk. A cello with an elaborately tied blue ribbon on the neck just below the nut. Honey eyes wide in shock and mouth agape, Meande gingerly ghosted her fingers over the polished wood.

    “Do you like it?” Vergil questioned from behind her and she squealed loudly, thankful she doesn’t teleport or phase anymore from scares, and she turned to him, hand over her heart.

    “Don’t sneak up on me like that.” She hissed, heart racing, but the irritation quickly ebbed when his question replayed itself in her mind. “You bought this for me?” She asked, smiling up at him gratefully, eyes shimmering as tears flooded them, and he nodded. “I’m the girl you needed the money for?” Another quick nod, and Dante emerged from the kitchen where he’d been eating leftover pizza, a slice still in his hand. He had seen Vergil bringing the instrument back, knowing all along that Meande was the girl his brother was talking about yesterday. Jealousy surged through his veins like icy gutter water, yet he was also happy that Vergil was slowly opening up to her. He had always known that they would get along if they had gotten the chance to meet, yet he couldn’t help but still be mad at himself for being so right. He didn’t know how to deal with what he saw blossoming before him, he wanted to say something, but what if this is just a friendship? It’s not like Vergil understands how friendships really work, so maybe there should be boundaries explained. "Vergil...I love it, but you didn’t have to buy me this.”

    “I did.” He said, flatly, but he held a smile on his lips. “You deserve everything you desire.” Okay, Dante decided that this was not a friendship, at Least on Vergil’s part  and he frowned, going back into the kitchen.

INCIDENT 3

    Meande stretched, her shoulders and back aching from playing her cello for so long, enjoying finally having one again. Cassiel was listening to her daughter, laid on the couch, eyes closed, relaxing comfortably, while Vergil was sitting at Dante’s desk, admiring her playing. He observed her discomfort and he stood. 

    “Come with me.” He commanded, taking the cello and bow from her, replacing them in their case, before walking up the stairs. Meande eyed her mother, who shrugged.

    “Go on, baby girl, I’ll man the shop for you.” Meande stood and quickly followed Vergil into his room, where he removed his coat and gloves, meticulously setting them on his dresser, and she froze in the doorway.

    “Lay on the bed.” She blushed, eyes trailing up and down his toned arms, but she obliged, unsure of what was happening. “On your stomach.” She blinked and flipped over like she was instructed and soon the bed dipped from the pressure of Vergil’s knee and he straddled her back. She was about to protest when it dawned on her, he was repaying her back with a massage like she’d given him before. She blushed, this being the first time Vergil has actively touched her without her coaxing it out of him in some way. His kneading was a little rougher than needed, and he adjusted it with the noises she made. After several minutes, he finally got the pressure right and Meande began to purr, laying her cheek on her hand, feeling the tension leaving her body.

    Vergil watched her profile as he worked, Meande’s purring very rhythmic and soft, and he smiled almost warmly, despite knowing he shouldn’t love her. He realizes that is what’s going on now, even if he didn’t want to admit it, but he let himself  react to it. He leaned down to her, nuzzling his nose against her neck and up to her cheek, his own deep purring rumbling in his chest. Meande tensed beneath him, her purring ceasing and her honey eyes flew open in surprise. 

    Vergil lifted his head slightly, letting her look at him better, his own purring grew louder, and she blushed heavily at the look in his eyes. After a few beats, Vergil  raised up slightly to allow her to roll over onto her back before he leaned down to nuzzle her again, and she closed her eyes, leaning into the gesture with her own nuzzles, her purring sounding again. 

    Dante leaned on the door frame with his forearm watching them nuzzling and purring like two dangerous house cats and he knew he needed to confront her about this tonight, before it got out of hand.

[hcrcwitz]

last but not least! please HMU or LIKE THIS to plot again, i luv u all for stickin w me in this trying time.

❝   constance wu.  cisfemale.  she/her.   ❞   ━    𝕝𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨  welcomes  heather zhao  with  open  arms.  the  thirty-five  year  old  botanist has  been  living  here  for  fifteen years,  give  or  take.  on  a  good  day,  they  seem  the  vehement  &  eccentric  type,  but  their  deceitful  &  capricious  tendencies  shine  through  when  there  are  no  taxis  into  the  city. 

heather was also a freak as a child. why??? bc i find freaky children to be very relatable ok. im incapable of writing a character w a normal childhood.

born in raised in toronto, her was was a dentist & her mom stayed home to watch her & her 2 siblings!!! she’s the middle child and u can TELL

she was a science kid!!! like....u know the kind w all those little science kids to like grow ur own crystals and blow shit up and whatever. thought lighting stuff on fire was cool. 

she was fairly popular in school!!! although most definitely a trouble maker. top of her class, student council president, yearbook editor, track star, valedictorian, her plate was FULL. and yet.....the little shit was always in detention

everything was just so BORING, which is why she chose to keep herself busy and do so many things. there was never one place she fit in, always bouncing around trying new things and befriending new ppl. 

she graduated early and ended up getting hella scholarship money & she went off to uni to study dentistry just like her dad

her uni roommate was..........a horrible influence on her. well, they were bad influences on each other tbqh because heather wasn’t exactly a good egg to begin with LMAO. 

they definitely focused more on their social lives than their grades, but heather still did p well in school.

heather decided pretty quickly that she did NOT want to be a dentist and eventually, after her and her roommate decided it would be a great idea to grow pot plants in their dorm closet, switched her major to botany instead and the bitch was a whiz! casually growing & selling closet pot to fund their horrible spending habits

she got engaged to her college bf on a whim & she moved to lakeview w him & they got married as soon as she finished her degree. needless to say it definitely did NOT last. she stayed married to him while she finished her masters and then the two called it quits, but she stayed in town. 

a few years later she ended up pregnant w her first child shortly after she finished her doctorate!!! she’d only been dating her boyfriend for a few months at the time but of course......being the impulsive gal she is, they got married!!!! they ended up having another child before they inevitably split up. they currently share custody and they’re on v good terms!!!! there rly are no hard feelings, things just didnt work out for them romantically but they’re still v good friends!!

she got engaged again at some point but never quite made it to her third marriage, which is fine by her. she’ll probably be married another 3 times before she dies but who cares!!!!! weddings are fun. when will she learn her lesson???????? we may never know

anyway, now she out here doing plant things and being a Cool mom. she mostly does a lot of environmental research w her job but also......she runs a grow op on the low, pls don’t tell the police. she’s making bank for the future of her CHILDREN.

she rly is a whackadoodle y’all

she is Loud. generally a cheerful person but she can flip flop so quick it’s SCARY. blames her lack of sleep but she’s always been like this.

indecisive as hell, moody, generally just........a little bit psycho. 

kind of has her head in the clouds???? 

kind of wants to fight everyone she meets.

she rly still is that little trouble maker she used to be and has only smartened up a LITTLE bit since becoming a mom LMAO. 

likes to to reckless things to feel alive. still thinks everything is boring, which is probably why she’s being risky af with her fuckin grow op???

she’s like nancy botwin but actually a Good mom LOL.

a bit of a creative type! never really had the chance to explore that side of her growing up but she’s fully exploring it now that she has kids. makes their halloween costumes and now she’s 10000% a pinterest mom.

she’s Out there. marches to the beat of her own drum, doesnt care what the other bitch pta moms think. she’ll FIGHT THEM!!!! karen better watch her damn back sis

some extra lil bits bc i Gotta

her two kids are ava (8) and miles (6) and she loves them more than absolutely anything in the entire world ofc!!! they are her angels............if u let her she will show u a million photos of them and brag abt them forever.

wine mom??? we don’t know her. heather is a VODKA mom 10000%.

her ex has the kids on weekends so........that is her time to SHINE sis!!! she rly loves to go out and dance and she slays karaoke. 

she rly likes cooking and she thinks she’s AMAZING but.....anyone else will tell u that she is horrible. 

but she’s rly into healthy eating & her and her kids have a garden and they grow their own veggies & shit its a wholesome family activity 

honestly she rly is a kid at heart!!!!

always stressed out but still crackin jokes

she’s smart but still bad at most things??? bad at cooking, bad at driving, bad at time management, but good at helping her kids out on their school projects and REALLY good at planning the best sleepovers

honestly the best way to sum her up is just..........she’s nice but she wants to fight u 

[hell-in-a-b0x]

Hey there! I'm just gonna slide into your ask box, anon style, cuz I'd like to know: 1. Your top 10 fav BNHA characters and Why 2. What are your top 5 BNHA Ships

Oh jeez scoob this is a tough one (it's probably going to be a long post y'all)

My Top 10 Characters are (im so sorry in advance)

10) Aoyama Yuga- Now, it's not a decent number in a top ten, but Aoyama is actually pretty underrated, and (coming from a manga reader) is a really cool character, even if he isn't as popular or has the same amount of depth as other characters

9) Yaoyorozu Momo- I originally planned for good ol Yaomomo to be higher on the list, but anyway, Yaomomo is actually a really neat character in my opinion (yeah she's a little out there for a teenager) but she tries her best and does everything she can to adapt to her surroundings

8) Uraraka Ochako (Ochaco??)- I don't have much to say as to why Uraraka is in my top ten other than she's a cute character, with good character (heh) and some pretty decent morals

7) Sero Hanta- Everybody out here absolutely SLEEPING on the legend that is Sero, I like him because he's deemed a 'plain character' compared to the others in the series, and is actually an all round good guy (he tries his best man, hell going up against Todoroki like that, impressive even though he lost it's the thought that counts)

6) Tokoyami Fumikage- Tokoyami is an absolute unit, with a crackin quirk to boot, but I like him because I relate to his attitude. That's it. He's also an aesthetically pleasing character for my inner edgelord lmao

5) Todoroki Shoto- Now, Todoroki is an op character and is widely a lot of people's favourite, he's a pretty boy with a lot of screen time, of course, but he's got a lot of depth, issues and is a good supporting character. He's goes through some decent development and I think we can all appreciate that

4) Iida Tenya- Iida is widely an underappreciated character and puts a whole different spin on the nerdy jock personality. He is not totally op but makes good use of his quirk, and thinks about what he has to do in order to (win??) get the best outcome. Also can I just say the whole hero killer arc/sport festival arc showcases his character which is almost morally grey but cares a whole lot about those close to him

3) Denki Kaminari- wheeeey- Kaminari is a fantastic character mostly because of the way the fandom perceives him, and hcs him, not to say he's not a great character in canon, he is lmao he wouldn't be 3 in the list if I didn't think that, but I like him because he is an interesting personality, and is portrayed with different layers (like an ONION) to his person (his quirk also makes for very entertaining 2am anime rewatching sprees)

2) Bakugo Katsuki- Ah yes, the worldwide asshole, and seemingly a LOT of people's favourites (y'all seriously smh we're glorifying a BULLY jk) I like Bakugo because his personality is pretty realistic, and being a difficult character has made his reformation much more meaningful. Even after the kamino arc he's still an asshole, which is a good demonstration of a character NOT entirely changing their personality after realising they're actually PRETTY shit

1) Kirishima Eijirou- (I'm half asleep and not coherent enough to fully encapsulate my love for this hard boi, but) Finally, number ONE and it's the absolute unit that is Kirishima Eijirou. my love for Kirishima derives from the personality he shows during the shie hassaikai (overhaul bros I had to look up the actual name of the arc but turns out this is what it is and it's not even official) arc. Kirishima wholly during the first few seasons is portrayed as an upbeat optimistic student with a pretty shallow personality, but in the overhaul arc it's revealed that he's much more and deals with a lot of insecurity and inner turmoil, which I relate to on an otherworldly level. The fact that he decides to change himself, altering his image and attitude to reflect what he sees as 'manly*' (*living without regret man, being courageous) and even applying to UA despite his classmates almost mocking him for it, is really admirable, and gives Kirishima a whole new meaning as a character. He's an internally flawed character with quite a lot of issues, but knows this and does everything he can to improve himself, and also holds an immense amount of respect for his classmates and peers. This is a really disjointed paragraph now that I read back on it but I can't be bothered to change it but just know that Kirishima is literally really important to me lmao someone help me I'm too attached to a fictional character

Also like I don't really wanna get into ships because that's a whole can of beans I don't wanna open but kiribaku is my top ship because they're good for each other

I'm so sorry

[rivvetgunn]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, FOLKS!!!!

We made it through another year boy howdy !!!!

I could do a reflection post kinda thing, but I don’t really feel like it for some reason, idk. Would probably just be mostly mopey and that’s not what 2018 is here for so!

The only real resolution I have is to start taking commissions on a semi-regular basis. My new boss has agreed to allow me to start working 4-day weeks starting this semester (though probably this first week will still be 5 days/ 8-5 because we never actually .... finished working out how the hours will work LMAO), so I’ll have a full day open each week to dedicate to commissions or other projects (with the exception of the odd week where I have to work work events and such). This takes care of the excuse of a lack of time that I had been using to avoid starting this. I want to leave my job by the end of this year, so I gotta get crackin’, now or never. And I’m feeling the best about my art now that I’ve ever felt, which is weird to say. Still plenty and heaps and mounds of things I still need to learn, but I think I can do it.

At the suggestion of a friend, I think I’ll be starting off small and growing from there once I’m comfy: I’ll offer only sketch commissions at first, and work up to different tiers once I’ve successfully managed a workflow for a while. I am still mostly Shooketh by the prospect of streaming (and actually don’t know if my cpu could handle it), but if enough people would be interested in that, I can start investigating it.

If you’ve ever been interested in getting art from me, THE TIME HAS COME. The revamped commission post will probly go up either at the end of this week or the beginning of next week.

Also, if there is any art that I owe outstanding to anyone from my last round of commissions, please let me know asap. To my knowledge, I did not take money from anyone still on my list from last time, as I flaked out before even finishing sketches, but I could be misremembering, and it’s definitely not my intention to have taken money and run with it. I will issue refunds to anyone still waiting with very extremely profuse apologies.

Thank you to everyone who’s stuck around through all my ridiculousness. It’s Make Your Followers Proud Time !!!!!!

[tonyhawkprostater]

idk if any of y’all were here like six years ago when we told each other weird ass dating stories, but please enjoy the story of knuckles the echidna from tinder under the cut

sorry in advance for the rambling i promise i am actually a good writer and i will get my english degree in 2020 thank u very much

ok so like i redownloaded tinder just to mess around on the app like i had no actual intention of meeting anybody irl with it

but there was this account that was posing as knuckles (like fucking knuckles from sonic the hedgehog. that knuckles) and i was like lmao. super liked

and then i deleted the app

but then my friend shared one of my other friends’ profiles with me and i redownloaded the app again to super like him as a joke (that sounds like it has cruel intentions but don’t worry he’s not interested in this mess that i have going on)

and when i was on there i saw a message from knuckles so i was like talking to him crackin jokes about good old knuckles the echidna and he ended up telling me his name and that he goes to ou (which is where i go) so i was like oh you should follow me on twitter then!!

so basically i was like cool a new friend!! and he messaged me so i responded and we were talking about video games and how im a big stan for final fantasy as many of you know from following me (this fact will come into play later in the story)

and he literally won’t stop messaging me so im like great. this guy thinks i was really looking for love on knuckles the echidna’s tinder.

and i had decided to just stop answering but then at like 4 pm today he sent me a picture of final fantasy cup noodles at family dollar which i have been looking for so i was like omg buy some and bring them to my work i’ll pay you for them!!! and he was like it’s only 2 bucks i’ll just get them for you and i was like eeeaah ok i guess he can do that i would let any of my male friends buy me 2 dollar noodles

so there he comes into my work with fucking two packs of final fantasy edition cup noodles and i’m like lol i gotta go to the back stock to hide these so no one makes fun of me hahaha!!! but actually i was just looking for an excuse to get out of there

so after a few minutes i come back and the other baristas are like yeah he just walked out bc you were gone i was like fucking good

and then later i thanked him again for them bc im bitch but god dammit if i’m not a polite bitch and i asked if he had the receipt for the noodles so i could download the final fantasy dlc that you get with the cup noodles promotion

and he had like a meltdown and is like oh my god FUCK I’M SO SORRY I WILL GO BACK TOMORROW AND BUY YOU MORE CUP NOODLES I’M SO SORRY i’m like chill dude i don’t even need the dlc i was just wondering if u had it and hes like freakin out like if noctis doesn’t get his damn bonus outfit dlc he will physically jump out of my tv screen and thrust his sword in my face

so that’s the story of my ramen daddy sugar daddy, knuckles the echidna

and basically i just needed to get this off my chest and the moral of the story is never use tinder and if you do only super like people if you know what they look like first

anyways message me on anon and let me know if you think i’m a bitch!!!!! lmao thanks for reading bye!!!

[babyfairy]

what are some of ur fave things about ur friends. they're all pretty great but if u had to pick a handful of things! 😛

oh i LOVE this question let's get it crackin!! OKAY SOasantewa: her voice is so pretty! also sometimes she pronounces "F" sounds as "V" sounds and it's so cute! and she says "sorry" in a really cute way too mehdlahdjdhd listening to her talk is like listening to wind chimes like it's really that pretty and pleasant!benny: benny's voice is really calming to me! they super goofy and make me laugh all the time! they always do this funny little laugh that's caught on with like everyone in the group LMAJSKS and also they actually sound really nice when they sing! also they're hilarious!artemis: artemis literally has the cutest laugh. i love it. i know i keep saying this but artemis also has a really pleasant voice! the kind voice you'd hear on like a late night radio talk show. she's hilarious. making her laugh always makes me really happy.kiki: girl -_- kiki is so cute. her voice is also really pretty! sometimes when she says certain words she sounds really southern LOL it's cute! i love listening to her talk about things she's passionate about! like art or poetry. i could listen to her talk about anything though. she's just the type of person who could talk about anything and it'd pull you in! silver: girl this is just gonna be a running theme with everyone but silver's voice is also really beautiful! and that includes her singing voice! she always sings in discord and i love listening to her. making her laugh always feels like the biggest accomplishment LMAOO i love her with all of my heart! also she says "boiled" in a really cute way!jesse: girl jesses laugh is. the funniest thing on the planet. also she always does this funny thing where she takes forever to build up for a joke LMAO it's so funny. she explains things in a super roundabout way because she's a sagittarius but i think it's cute and charming!

[kerohiime]

tagged by @thaemis! thank u so much bby 

rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST

1. drink: fruitopia 2. phone call: the bus line to check when my bus comes lmao 3. text message: my friend chantel 4. song you listened to: baby by astro 5. time you cried: yesterday afternoon  6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yeah 10. been depressed: no 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no i’m under the drinkin’ age,, can’t crack a cold one

3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. pink 13. white 14. pastel blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: yes 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: no 19. met someone who changed you: idk 20. found out who your friends are: yes 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope GENERAL 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: about 99% of them 23. do you have any pets: nooo :(( 24. do you want to change your name: kinda 25. what did you do for your last birthday: ate & played with sparklers 26. what time did you wake up: around 11:30am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: bowling 28. name something you can’t wait for: to see my friends today 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: last night 31. what are you listening to right now: breathless by astro 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes 33. something that is getting on your nerves: arrogance and when i stub me toe 34. most visited website: youtube ??? 35. hair colour: black hair, buddy 36. long or short hair: short 37. do you have a crush on someone: yes 38. what do you like about yourself: i smile a lot and i’m a pretty happy person! 39. piercings: i used to have pierced ears but they closed!! i want them pierced again tho 40. blood type: not sure?? o i think idk lmao 41. nickname: lin, vi, devi, l-dawg 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: taurus 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: friends 46. tattoos: no but i want some 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: no 50. sport: ew tf is a sport 51. vacation: south korea + japan + vietnam + british columbia + france 52. pair of trainers: adidas

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing as of rn 54. drinking: water haha crackin a cold one 55. I’m about to: bus to my friend’s house 56. waiting for: the bus probably 57. want: food                58. get married: yes 59. career: computer programmer or something idk yet

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: both 61. lips or eyes: lips 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: arms 65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: nah b 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: i think yeah 73. had your heart broken: no not rlly tbh 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: kinda i don’t think so tbh idk 78. miracles: yeah 79. love at first sight: hmm not rlly 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: yes 82. angels: yeah kinda

OTHER: 84. eye colour: dark brown 85. favourite movie: moana atm!

tagging: @eyesofphilippines @hopetals @n4ms @jaqueen152 @117mm @xiotinoubliable @rayzyu @koyukie

[professortora]

bad ending verse update

so to recap "bad ending" is basically "canon ending" verse -- naprem is revived after the canon ending of ds9 and basically has to reckon with the HELL dukat left her to deal with. her daughter is dead, dukat is dead, her aunts are dead and so is the rest of her family. her collaborator status is no longer contestable and her people refuse to grant her citizenship, so shes stuck in limbo, wishing she were fucking dead

i don't usually do much with this universe because it's so unbelievably fucking sad. after spending some time on ds9, she eventually goes to cardassia prime because she literally has no idea what else to do and she's heard there are members of dukats family who are still alive and she wants to meet them and i guess...apologize? she doesn't really know what she's doing. it's not a good idea but it's the only idea she has.

so she goes to cardassia to meet with mekor dukat, dukats oldest son and, if you somehow weren't aware, a profound and colossal shit. he is, as one might expect, not happy to see her. he assumes she's there looking to be paid off, and the dukat family isn't exactly swimming in money at the moment. he's also, oh yeah! a psychosexual sadist with a violent streak, so she gets the fuck out of there, but then she doesn't really have anywhere else to go.

which is how she ends up with garak of all people.

now, i have yet to figure out exactly how this happens. its possible -- probable -- that garak is aware she's on cardassia and has had agents on her since she landed. its possible julian helps them connect, or kira, out of pity for naprem's circumstances. maybe they just run into each other by chance and garak takes pity on her instead. one way or another, garak ends up agreeing to host dukat's suicidal undead bajoran mistress because, listen... that is exactly the kind of life elim garak is cursed to lead, don't tell me that's not EXACTLY his luck. first ziyal, now her mother -- he is just fuckin cursed to constantly have to be the person cleaning up after dukat's messes.

so up until this morning that was all i had: naprem, undead and ready to die a second time, no family, no future, damaged beyond trust or repair, living in elim garak's house with all the other ghosts.

and then i realized... naprem is a mother without a child. she's always had a soft spot for cardassian children, a gift with them... cardassia prime is SWARMING with orphans, and it has no services to offer them, no structure to support them. they've always disregarded orphans as a societal burden, leeches of resources that are better off given to someone with a house and a family. and even with all her heartbreak and her anger for these people, even though the cardassians have literally taken EVERYTHING from her... she would never be able to turn away from that.

it probably starts out with one young child -- one in desperate, immediate need. but then it's more and more and quickly she's realizing -- this. she could do this. she might be the only person in the universe who could do this, who understands how, who wants to. she knows, intimately, what it's like to have nothing and no one, no family, no home. shes houseless, too. and she can't not help them, she can't turn away from them, they need a champion, they need a mother, and she could be it.

and garak is SO far out of his element lmao you KNOW how uncomfortable he gets around children and he's so thoroughly cardassian like, yeah, it's a tough break, and the slavers and criminals who take advantage of orphans, who are so vulnerable to exploitation -- he hates it, of course he does. but this isn't how things are DONE, they're incredibly strapped for resources as it is, and WHY ARE THERE FORTY CHILDREN LIVING IN HIS HOUSE, HIS HOUSE IS NOT BIG, TORA THE BREADTH OF YOUR COMPASSION IS A REAL AND PRESENT DANGER TO US ALL

and on another level he can't understand how she can be so forgiving -- everything dukat took from her, hell, everything damar took from her (damar, who is a damn hero to the people of cardassia -- "corat" and "damar" are extremely popular names now and every time tora hears either garak sees her fists clench, if she had damar here in front of her, would she be so forgiving, he wonders -- and to that end, surely she holds him responsible too, for what happened -- she must, after all he holds himself responsible, in a way, he holds all of them responsible -- if he had agreed to leave the station, if he had simply tricked her into believing he would, if he had simply found a way, surely he could've found a way -- ziyal didn't have to die. it was a pointless death. surely tora naprem must hold him somewhat responsible. but then, shouldn't she hold them all responsible? even if ziyals death had been useful, had been necessary, would it ever be possible to convince her mother of that? wouldn't it still seem, to her, that the only light in the universe had been extinguished for the sake of another? bajorans hold different views on the importance of the individual -- but surely any mother would be resentful.)

(and she is that, he's seen it -- but not enough for her to ignore the needs of a houseless child.)

soon it's clear that garaks tiny house can't possibly hold every orphan on cardassia (it can't even hold most of them that live on his side of town, which, if you'll recall professor tora, i did TELL YOU) and like... a lot of these kids have special needs either physically, mentally, or circumstantially like some were already orphans before the war, some are barely a year or two old, most have severe ptsd, most are starving or severely dehydrated, many have severe developmental disorders because they've been living on the streets so long. they need organized support planet-wide

so naprem gets crackin

first, she contacts the federation. she knows she can get their support to do this. and she can apply for federation citizenship now that she's basically homeless herself. the federation have been fairly stingy about supporting cardassia after the war, but this is the kind of mission of mercy they eat the fuck up

then, she starts getting involved in cardassian politics. and at first she pisses a lot of people off -- this really isn't done, there's a huge anti-orphan stigma on cardassia. but we all know what a gifted politician naprem is, and she knows the system really well. she knows how to argue, compellingly, that this is a good idea -- that these children are some of the only ones cardassia has left, and are, in many ways, a much bigger social burden if they aren't cared for than if they are. she starts seeking out teachers, social workers, people who lost everything in the war and are looking for a sense of purpose. and most of them aren't too interested at first, but she seeks out people who are like her -- parents who lost children, parents who aren't technically parents anymore, who spend every day wishing their children had lived instead of them. slowly but surely she builds the first network of social services for the houseless. she becomes known as the mother of orphans. if you don't have a house, or a family... tora naprem will give you one.

and it doesn't heal her heartbreak. it doesn't fix her. honestly she's broken beyond repair at this point. but it gives her a purpose. and every day, she goes home to a gaggle of cardassian children who love her, and need her, who cry to be held and vye for her attention. who bunch in around her when she's reading them a story, squirming close to her because she's so warm. working up the courage to call her "mother," which always makes her tear up no matter which of them does it or when. theres so many of them but they really are all...hers. she loves all of them, she would fight and die for all of them, and as long as they're there, she has a reason to keep waking up in the morning.

idk i just really love that idea lmao

[resamille]

pained noise @mothable tagged me here we go

RULES: ANSWER THESE 88, THEN TAG SOME PEOPLE

BASICS:

a. NAME AND PRONOUNS: sesa, she/her

b. AGE (and birthday!): 18, aug. 12th

c. SEXUALITY: demisexual

d. GENDER: female

e. COUNTRY: usa

f. FAVORITE AESTHETIC: ????? distressed bear noises

TRIGGERS/MENTAL ILLNESSES: nah

THE LAST:

1. DRINK: water

2. PHONE CALL:  uhm i think i got a call from north carolina that i ignored or maybe a friend of mine that i also ignored bc i was bout to take a nap oops sorry

3. TEXT MESSAGE: "good”

4. SONG YOU LISTENED TO: 100 letters by halsey

5. THE TIME YOU CRIED: uhhhh??? squints i think when I was reading the last chapter of crowd pleaser that was good shit

HAVE YOU:

6. DATED SOMEONE TWICE: like the same person??? yeah actually.

7. KISSED SOMEONE AND REGRETTED IT: idk tbh so no i guess

8. BEEN CHEATED ON: i mean not that i know of

9. LOST SOMEONE SPECIAL: yeah. 

10. BEEN DEPRESSED: wiggly hand gesture?? 

11. GOTTEN DRUNK AND THROWN UP: nope

TOP 3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. don’t ask

13. this question

14. bc i can never fuckin decide

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. MADE NEW FRIENDS: yes

16. FALLEN OUT OF LOVE: uhm. yeah uhm.

17. LAUGHED UNTIL YOU CRIED: yeah like last night jfc

18. FOUND OUT SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU: idk

19. MET SOMEONE WHO CHANGED YOU: yes

20. FOUND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE: uh no? idk not really

21. KISSED SOMEONE ON YOUR FACEBOOK LIST: the fuck uh i guess so??? i dont understand the question wtf is facebook >:(

GENERAL

22. HOW MANY OF YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO YOU KNOW IN REAL LIFE: mo st of th em????

23. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS: yup. a westie named shadowfax and two tiny ocean dogs aka crabs named ash and cedar.

24. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR NAME: nah i’m good.

25. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOU LAST BIRTHDAY: i... have no idea.

26. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP TODAY: like 12:30pmish

27. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT: crying on discord bc that fucking vc lmAO

28. NAME SOMETHING YOU CAN’T WAIT FOR: can i steal mattie’s answer bc i’m stealing mattie’s answer fucking VLD S3 i’m so pumped give me more of my boys

29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR MOM: like two hours ago

30. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE: contentedness? does that count. i’m doing the thing so it counts >:(

31. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: shit i wish i could say a better song but love me harder by ariana grande fuck

32. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A PERSON NAMED TOM: uhh...... yES ACTUALLY

33. SOMETHING THAT IS GETTING ON YOUR NERVES: cries a lot about my computer being a bitch and girls leaving hair on shower walls please stop leaving hair on shower walls it makes me sad and is gross and i will cry

LOST QUESTIONS

34. MOLE(S): no?

35. MARK(S): i have a scar on my hand from who the fuck knows where and a permanent mark on my lip from junior year when I kept crewing on them so much that my lip scarred

36. CHILDHOOD DREAM: wait like. a dream you had as a child or idk i’m gonna copy the same way mattie answered so like. either vet or singer.

37. HAIR COLOR: red

38. LONG OR SHORT HAIR: long??? people always tell me it is but my perception of it is like. mediumish.

39. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE: its?? complicated???

40. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: hahahaa uuhhhhh once i’m board with something i dive headfirst into a project

41. PIERCINGS: nope

42. BLOODTYPE: lmao idk fam

43. NICKNAME(S): kevin, seesaw, sesy, and a plethora of others tbh i can’t keep track

44. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: hahaha loud squawking

45. ZODIAC: leo

46. PRONOUNS: still she/her i’m pretty sure?

47. FAVORITE TV SHOW: nyohohohoho vld probs tho that’s like a recent thing if i had to vote like. alltime i’d probs say like firefly.

48. TATTOOS: nah

49. RIGHT OR LEFT HAND: right handed

50. SURGERY: i don’t think?? i’ve had any

51. HAIR DYED A DIFFERENT COLOR: nope i’m good my parents would probably cry if i did

52. SPORT: i once played basketball and soccer. i used to swim a lot too. also kung fu if that counts but like. i ain’t done shit since 8th grade so. i guess the real answer is no.

53. VACATION: going to didneyland (again) at the end of july :))

54. PAIR OF TRAINERS: what

MORE GENERAL

55. EATING: i wish

56. DRINKING: water

57. I’M ABOUT TO: crave death because i gotta edit my gen bb or maybe outline that one au so still craving death.

58. WAITING FOR: uh ?????????? vld idk man like. let me have that goodass lance content in S3

59. WANT: idk lmao

60. GET MARRIED: sure. someday.

61. CAREER: civil engineer c:

62. HUGS OR KISSES: tbh hugs

63. LIPS OR EYES: there’s??? a preference??? 

64. SHORTER OR TALLER: what uhhhh tbh i don’t. i don’t really care.

65. OLDER OR YOUNGER: see previous answer

66. NICE ARMS OR NICE STOMACH: probs nice stomach rip

67. SENSITIVE OR LOUD: idk man????? i’m loud half the time and people i know are loud so like. i’m indifferent.

68. HOOK UP OR RELATIONSHIP: relationship

69. TROUBLEMAKER OR HESITANT: uhhhh honestly probably hesitant, i say, while starting 5808453254 big bangs

HAVE YOUR EVER:

70. KISSED A STRANGER: nope

71. DRANK HARD LIQUOR: nope

72. LOST GLASSES/CONTACT LENSES: nope

73. TURNED SOMEONE DOWN: yup

74. SEX ON THE FIRST DATE: nope

75. BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART: uhm. yeah maybe.

76. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN: wiggly hand gesture. not exactly?

77. BEEN ARRESTED: nah

78. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: okay same mattie about the dog thing everyone i know who’s died has been like. distant relatives and i’m very unempathetic so. do fictional characters count. bc if so, yes. 

79. FALLEN FOR A FRIEND: haha yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

80. YOURSELF: lm ao uhhhh sureeeee on a goodday

81. MIRACLES: yeah but like. as a consequence of believing in God

82. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: not really

83. SANTA CLAUS: nope

84. KISS ON THE FIRST DATE: why do i have to believe in it it happens anyway what

85. ANGELS: yup, but also as a consequence of believing in God so

OTHER

86. CURRENT BEST FRIENDS NAME(S): @idontevenlogic, Patty who i don’t think has a tumblr so i can’t callout, @fluffytheasianpanda

87. EYECOLOR: blue

88. FAVORITE MOVIE: uHHHHHHHHHHH. IDK MAN. UHM. CANNOT COMPUTE.

tagging: nyohohohohoho @idontevenlogic get crackin friend, @mikiri, @mysticalflyte, @karmadash-is-shippingtrash, @shiros-eyes