#{Answererd Asks}I Wonder...

[touchtone-mothman]

Nice lava lamp. Where'd you get one that big, anyway?

“The weirdest flea market I’ve ever been to. Normal has one like every two months and the people from the Conservatory always bring the weird shit they’ve made- I’m fairly certain my lava lamp is radioactive but at this point I don’t much care. It’s pretty and that’s what matters.”

[touchtone-mothman]

Please rob a Walmart next, you funky crime moth you

“Oh, believe me, once I can actually make a break from the house I’ll do it. I’ll probably post updates when I do.”

{help it won't make the red text}

[touchtone-mothman]

Is there anything you don’t like about your line of work? Pet peeves with the community, that kind of thing?

“Like no, Roger, aliens didn’t build the pyramids. It was human. Nonwhite and nonmodern doesn’t make a group primitive.”

“Sidenote- Don’t listen to any theorist who seriously(or jokingly come to think of it) touts the whole ‘lizard people’ thing or Cabal shit. It’s an actual antisemetic dogwhistle and I’m dead fuckin’ serious.”

{Ask and expression meme in one! That’s renewable energy baybe

Let me know what y’all think of the text vs. handwritten! I figured this font worked best for him and it’s more readable.

Also, Cace and I have a lot of opinions about certain “theories”}