#{And this is not me trying to hte on the old characters honest its not}

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Do your characters have any s/os or any close friendships?

m   gona go ham in th below the cut maybe idk i’m actually reviewing my ocs because i dont remember much besides like 

platano has a crush on and is kind of dating sage in umg/nou (a writing thing i was making for my friends but kind of stopped after a while... might continue o//o) and th rest below the cut 

sand and frog cookie are friends !! i been knew but like... theyre besties yo

like are they NOT the best friends we need to see.  th hearts n stuff is just because theyre baby and when i get really happy while drawing something and i think it’s cute i normally put lil hearts around it 

jam is friends with mtn dew !! it was in my jam cookie ask blog but its dead now because... motivation a bitch

i’m pretty sure i was like “man, what if mtn dew has a crush on unicorn?” and to that i say ... maybe .  unicorn, jam, and mtn dew are all friends and. probably closeish friends by now. 

mtn dew is also close friends with birthday cake they fckn... mess around like some high school boys do y’know??? like in this doodle

jus’ teens bein teens . theyre like around young adults though but thats ok 

this guy has a family ! i made him on ponytown originally and he’s like. really old and yes i was like “YO LETS MAKE GARLIC COOKIE A VAMPIRE” because i can and i did. he’s married to bread cookie and they have a child, butter cookie. bread is his husbamd and i cant quite remember how exactly bread was like but it was a pretty chaotic family. their dog could speak and was named “toe toe” and that’s all the information i will tell you about toe toe.

ravioli was also made on ponytown! she’s like plankton thats my personality inspiration basically. i dont know who her friends were but she was ... related to some other pasta-based cookies??????? idk 

rabbit’s foot and fun dip are closeish friends ! as in fun dip keeps trying to prank rabbit’s foot and keeps failing because of rabbit’s luck.very much a fun challenge. 

these 2 are married i think! ive only drawn them once to be honest. i  might practice drawing chubbier people before i get into drawing them tbh. i wont separate the lovers.

these two... just got married yea it’s straight but im pretty sure both of them r trans or one of them .  not quite exactly sure but... valid either way i love them keep living ur . wait. uh

oh wait here’s platano x sage. i think i drew platano without a neck becuse.... i like tht style it makes things look cool and yea

this guy, ferb the wizard, is in love with a scarecrow. i shuold draw ferb more oftn. maybe if i work on his story a bit more (after i finish my other one bc... that one’s for a contest ! the main character and his friend is meant to be trans but like i’m too scared to go all out and be like “hey, judges, trans rights,” so i’ll probably attempt at dropping a few hints as respectful as possible and. i’ll be sure to try to show it to some people if theyre willing to read it ! i don’t. want to be offensive accidentally dsjlkgsjlk)

also in that image the scarecrow, fib, fucking winks at ferb isnt that wack. 

m pretty sure this guy, mr. moon, is married/dating the prince of hte ocean in something m friends and i were going to make (like umg but... not a written written story. been considering making a slightly audience-led story blog !! )

and i think almond has a crush on mtn dew isn’t that wack? yeah. they’re a bit shy about it and they probably won’t confess it. they don’t believe they have a crush on mtn dew and that’s that. theyre friends kind of but almond tries not to hang out with mtn dew too much

micah, my sweet baby from like 8th grade (2 years ago.... dang o-o) has a crush on their best friend, joey!

i really did just diddly do look through m oc tag in my blog huh . you can always ask me about specific one and look through that tag if you’d liike !!! i also plan on... maybe making more. 

(you can always ask what a character would think of another character, or of how someone acts?? i guess??? like “would almond like a dumbass who too loud” and the answer would be no and the only exception is mtn dew because... maybe they were childhood friends, wig.)

[cutemoniic]

anons often like to pick on people who move ocs (expecially female ones) bc tumblr culture led them to believe that every female oc is a mary sue. male ocs are p okay because of fanservice, but what about female ocs? if theyre nerdy then theyre too nerdy. if theyre slutty theyre too slutty, if they dont have sex theyre frigid and if they have a lot of sex theyre sluts and the mun only moves it for ~hte smut~ and they have no personality (no matter how developed they are). theyre pretty?? wow they must be a slut. theyre ugly to them? wow theyre ugly!!! that oc is not interesting at all yuck!!!

heres my pratical guide of the situations we deal with, and a few advices to the anons:

- nobody really cares if you dont like an oc and dont provide constructive criticism. they could be OP, they could be literally the worst, but if you click that lil anon button just to tell a mun ''YOUR OC SUCKS I HATE IT!!!! NOBODY WILL RP WITH YOU!!!!! EWWW!!!!'' you're gross and need to fucking chill. if you instead are just shy and click anon to send the mun a very detailed messages explaining the flaws in their ocs, they will not only appreciate it and take notes, but you will get to enjoy a slighty different portrayal that you might enjoy too! constructive criticism is great -- and not ''if i dont insult the oc it isnt anon hate!!!!!'', literally just phrase it in the best way you can, because if you're a rude piece of poopoo not only the mun will just roll their eyes, but also DELETE it. have fun spending the night in front of your pc grinning malefically, they have deleted it. whoops your anon hate made no impact on their self-esteem, nor their oc is gone. mun 1 - anon 0.

- if youre an ex rp partner that has been cut out, instead of sending hateful messages because your ass is feeling overly salty, try communicating like a proper, civilized person! aka try to clear shit up with your ex partner, see if giving it a second shot is worth it, and if not -- accept it. there's no point in pursuing something if its not gonna bear fruits. also: give a good look at your behavior and what you might have possibly fucked up, because we're all humans and everyone makes mistakes. unless youre a narc (which is impossibilitated to see anything wrong with what theyre doing or did, and in this case stay tf away from them thanks thats gross. narcs are gross) or youve been subjected to an unfair cut off. but either way: chill. eat chipotle. go around. avoid hateful stuff.

- i dont think that most anons or people understand that we're not... putting on a show for them? we move our ocs the way we want and to have fun, not to give them an episode of a soap opera. the portrayal doesnt satisty you? provide constructive criticism, or unfollow directly. what's the point in wasting energies and precious time you could spend elsewhere by throwing insults if stuff doesn't go your way? i doubt that any anon here is around 3 yrs old or something. we wanna do a particular thread, we're gonna do that thread. we want to move this oc that or this way? here we go nyooom! manipulative personality showing? yup we do. and no criticism is gonna move us to do something else, unless you provide a good reason of why we shouldn't. we dont WORK for your entertainment, but for OURS alone. if you want to see an oc move exactly as you like, then MAKE ONE, and experience other anons send hate to you too! karma at its finest.

- ''I HATE THIS OC BECAUSE THEYRE SHIPPING WITH CANON CHARS OMGGG THIS IS A TABOO THING!!!!!'' oh bo y oh boy oh boy. let me sit back... and tell you... that nobody cares how much you whine about your precious ''''''canon characters'''''' being ''tainted'' by ocs. do you know that shipping is mutual, and both muns are actively excitingly typing to eachother billions of headcanons and possible fluffy, smutty or angsty threads? and that... theyre not gonna stop just because you're stomping your little feet about it? you can unfollow both, and the muns are gonna resent it the slightest. while anon hate opens the door to mocking and plenty of funny tales about ''that time our ship received a very angry anon telling us how we couldn't ship the chars because it was morally wrong'' like lmao? this is THEIR ship, not yours. enjoy throwing a fit that will accomplish absolutely nothing else but make you look like a really tiny angry elf. a+

a last suggestion to the anons who spend days sending anon hate trying to build the person down: it isn't working. and if sometimes it's gonna work on a mun, their friends are gonna cheer them up and prevent your oc shaming from working. go spend your time elsewhere.

EVERY OC is amazing and likeable and loveable: villains, good guys, clumsy ones, slutty ones, tall ones, small ones, young and old and middle aged and everything thats in the pot. evil ones are enjoyable, good ones are, grey-morally oriented? awesome!!! you MADE them and this already makes them great. and if someone doesn't give you criticism and tells you what you can improve, then ignore them and keep writing your baby. you're doing a good job.

you wanna rewrite something? wanna delete some part of their backgrounds and replace it with something else? wanna remake them? wanna revamp, retconnect, edit? wanna give them a different look? wanna make them have sex, or be chast? wanna give them loads of piercings or have them clean? acne? tails? cat ears? unusual color of eyes/hair/pubic hair etc? YOU CAN. you're moving this creature, and its just you and a phone/pc in your hands, and the paper you can draw on in front of you. its not you AND the hateful, bad anons. it's YOU and YOUR CREATIVITY.

for last, a special note to every anon who spent some time to write us long paragraphs in our asks about how we could have improved a character instead of sending insults: you're absolutely precious and we love you a lot. please never change and keep giving us stuff to work on and to correct so we can improve and be optimal while having fun. thats the key point: having fun, and some grey asshole clicking anon because their identity being found would make them cower in fear because of the HUGE backlash that could happen to them don't count.

as the mun of a female oc who got three months STRAIGHT of anon hate a long time ago (after having displeased a narc, none the less) those are honest words: you move your ocs. you don't have to please anyone but yourself and that you should do. your oc is beautiful and your ideas BRILLIANT and your drawings AMAZING. keep going. delete insults and lift your chin up. you get to move your child -- nobody else.

[too-many-units-blog]

@astrangeroftheworld

Ephraim. Boom.

Not really. A little different circumstances. The only one Eph utterly demolished was Leo (without the use of a multiplier because first gauntlet). His battle with Chrom was neck and neck the entire time (which is why it was the best fight we’ve had) and then he got destroyed by Lucina.

I get what you were going for here. But no. Completely different.

[honeybee-hayes]

CHARACTER PROFILE QUESTIONS BY BETH KINDERMAN AND NIKKI WALKER 

Taken from here { x }

PART 1: THE BASICS

What is your full name?

Beatrix Nadzieja Hayes.

Where and when were you born?

December 19th 2039, at Kings College Hospital in London, England.

Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

Lucas Hayes, Papa. Paratrooper in the British Army, dead. Fun, loving, kind. Ava Hayes, Mother. Housewife, currently in a mental hospital. Horrid, evil, disowned.

Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

N/A

Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

Beatrix lives outside of London on her own, in a two story house that she’s decorated to her liking. There is a large garden out back, with an old, small hangar used for storing the jets and planes when they aren’t being lended out. 

What is your occupation?

Bee is a Lieutenant in the British Army, and an Agent for International Rescue.

Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

5′8″, British, blonde hair and chocolate-honey eyes. Comfortably style of dress - mainly shorts and tops. Four tattoos, all well hidden. A few small scars from childhood, and a nice round one on the top of her left thigh.

To which social class do you belong?

Middle.

Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

Allergic to Canary Melon, suffers with PTSD.

Are you right- or left-handed?

Right handed.

What does your voice sound like?

This girl.

What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” “Боже мой.”

What do you have in your pockets?

Phone, hair bobbles, lypsyl.

Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

The ability to switch between English and Russian in the middle of a sentence, and change her accent up at will. Has an annoying habit of tapping her fingers on her skin when sitting. 

PART 2: GROWING UP

How would you describe your childhood in general?

Beatrix’s childhood was, for the majority, unstable. 

What is your earliest memory?

Her earliest memory is of trying to put her fingers into a plug. It’s only bits and pieces of a memory since she was young - she remembers her Mother freaking out and her Dad laughing and pulling her away. 

How much schooling have you had?

16 years. Nursery, Infants, Juniours, Secondary.

Did you enjoy school?

No, school was simply a tool for Beatrix to learn and make her way into the Army.

Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

Most of her homemaking skills and DIY skills are self taught, through the internet or through experimenting. Her kickboxing skills come from taking classes when she was a young girl, and then constant training sessions - whether she’s in the gym or on tour, the girl kicks ass.

While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

I think Bee’s one and only role model was her father - he was a good man and she looked up to him, aimed to follow his steps into the Army.

While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

Beatrix only had her mother and father to get along with, and it’s safe to say she was a daddy’s girl through and through. Her mother, however, is a different story.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Being a daddy’s girl, Bee wanted to follow her Papa’s footsteps into the army. Not necessarily become a paratrooper like he did, but she wanted to help out and serve her country for definite.

As a child, what were your favorite activities?

Beatrix always loved playing outside in the sun - whether it was climbing trees, playing on the swingset, or riding a bike. 

As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

She was always a bright, bubbly, happy child. Post-divorce, however, that all changed. Beatrix withdrew into herself and became quiet, focused, and determined.

As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

Penelope was, arguably, Beatrix’s only childhood friend - especially after she withdrew and refused to make any friends at all.

When and with whom was your first kiss?

At fourteen, Beatrix actually attended a house party and played Seven Minutes in Heaven with another girl from the party.

Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

Yes.

If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

Arguably, Beatrix’s biggest behavioural influences have been her parents divorce, the Bratva, war, and Penelope. Each event (or person) practically causes a behavioural one-eighty. 

PART 3: PAST INFLUENCES

What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

The most important event in Bee’s life would undoubtedly be the death of her father. As big as it is to get involved with the Bratva, or to be part of International Rescue, nothing can compare to that - it shook her to her core.

Who has had the most influence on you?

Lucas Hayes, without a shadow of doubt.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

Achieving the rank of Lieutenant in the British Army.

What is your greatest regret?

Being captured with a group of nine other women overseas. She doesn’t regret being captured, she regrets not being able to save all of the women. She regrets that one was killed before she could act.

What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

Does having a lack of mercy towards those who don’t deserve it count? Because there are countless acts of that.

Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

No - but only because she’s friends with hte right people. The Bratva did a pretty effective job of wiping her criminal record before she left Russia, back when she was sixteen. They still do a good job of keeping it clean when she visits during the summer.

When was the time you were the most frightened?

At age 25, when Beatrix is trapped under a burning building - thats when she is the most frightened. She can experience The Hood trying to control the world, murder in front of her very eyes, and even being trapped in a room with a ticking time bomb - but nothing will shake her to her core like being caught underneath a fire and not being able to do anything about it.

What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

John caught her wearing his boxers after getting out of the shower.

If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

Regarding the group of women overseas - Beatrix would make sure all of them made it out alive.

What is your best memory?

An illegal, drunken night in Russia with her friends - tresspassing on private, abadoned property and breaking and entering said property. Beatrix climbed up a gutter pipe and broke the second floor window of a house. It’s her favourite memory because it taught her that, in some weird sense, she can do anything if she puts her mind to it and believes in herself.

What is your worst memory?

Bee’s worst memory is probably the look on the Babuskha’s face when she was packing to leave Russia, holding out one last bowl of Borscht for her. It tugged at her heart in a funny way, made her wish she could stay with that old Babushka.

PART 4: BELIEFS AND OPINIONS

Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

Beatrix is, without a shadow of doubt, a pessimist. Years of running on the wrong side of the law, fighting wars, and just trying to survive has made sure that the negative of a situation comes to the front of her mind first. 

What is your greatest fear?

Fire always has been, and always will be, Beatrix’s greatest fear. Even when safely contained in a fireplace, she remains anxious and hypervigilant to its movement.

What are your religious views?

Non-applicable. With everything she’s seen and done, Bee hardly believes that there is some greater force out there. There’s too many awful things happening on the regular, even though they live in a supposed ‘better’ world than fifty years ago, and people wanting to do harm, to think that something like a god still exists.

What are your political views?

Governments can be useful for control and regulation - but they can also be easily deceived and corrupted. Beatrix finds it to be a... fine line. 

What are your views on sex?

Details on such a thing should be kept between those having it - and noone else is entitled to those details if they do not wish to share. What people want to do is up to them, and there should be no shame in it.

Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

Had Beatrix allowed herself to slip enough, then killing would almost be second nature to her now. Shooting first used to be a motto she lived by, a life was nothing to her. Now, thanks to the help of friends, shooting is an absolute last resort - and used only to protect. If she’s going to shoot, she’ll aim for a non-vital area like the calf or forearm - just to disarm and shock.

In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

Beatrix realises that humans are capable of an astounding amount of evil - and she does not believe in one thing being ‘the most evil’, rather that all evil acts are practically on par with each other.

Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

No. Some days it’s hard enough to believe romantic love exists at all, nevermind true love; and if Beatrix can’t believe in that, she can’t believe in soulmates.

What do you believe makes a successful life?

Quite simply, survival. If you survive life, you win.

How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?

Beatrix, while she does not always voice her thoughts, is never dishonest about what she thinks. The only thing she does hide is how well she’s coping with her PTSD

Do you have any biases or prejudices?

Tea is better than coffee, any day. 

Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? 

Beatrix will always refuse to take part in illegal drugs - she’d rather not inhibit herself like that.

Why do you refuse to do it?

Purely and simply because it feels wrong - to feel so out of your own body is wrong in every sense to Beatrix.

Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

Family - and friends that have become family to her. Beatrix wouldn’t give a second thought to giving her life to save theirs. 

PART 5: RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS

In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?

Upon first meeting someone, Beatrix will be polite and civil. Where that relationship goes will define how she treats them - for example, if they are to become a friend, she will relax significantly around them, cracking jokes and smiling more. Even then, there’s still an element of that serious nature.

Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

At this point in time, I would argue that it’s either Penelope or Scott. Both mean a lot to her.

Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

Undoubtedly, Scott Tracy. Due to both having background in the Forces - Scott the USAF, and Beatrix the British Army, Bee understands how his mind may work at times and respects him as her senior officer out in the field.

Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

Bee has a lot of friends - between International Rescue, the Army, and her old rag tag group in Russia, she has a lot of people to laugh with. Though the best friend position goes to Penelope. 

Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.

Currently, no. Though that’s not to say that there isn’t someone on her mind.

Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

A first love, an unrequited love - and still, she loved him with her whole heart. Then, it got harder and harder. She always knew it was unrequited but, but one day she realised she couldn’t love someone that wasn’t even on the same planet as her half the time.

What do you look for in a potential lover?

A best friend. 

How close are you to your family?

With one half of her biological family dead and the other disowned, Beatrix finds herself having a second family in International Rescue. Kayo and the Lynch twins are arguably the closest of the bunch - though only marginally.

Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

A family is not something Beatrix has her focus on. Between International Rescue, the Army, and her PTSD, she hasn’t much time to think about settling down and having children.

Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

Most likely Scott, Virgil, John, Kayo or Penelope. 

Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

Only two people - Scott Tracy, and Matthew Lynch.

If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

Though she would never say it aloud, Beatrix would hope most of her friends would miss her.

Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

Her Mother - for all the things she’s done to Bee in the past.

Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

This will largely depend on the situation. Both arguing and avoiding conflict are things Beatrix will do. For example, she will avoid confrontation with the media, yet is likely to argue with Jeff Tracy.

Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

Again, this depends on who she is with. If someone like Scott, John, Kayo, or Matt is there then Beatrix will step down. Otherwise, she will step up.

Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

Not at all. While large groups don’t make Bee nervous, they certainly do make her uncomfortable. In her mind she reasons that there are a lot of pairs of eyes that can stare and judge her, that they will somehow reveal all her secrets and she will be shunned. 

Do you care what others think of you?

Both yes and no - those who she cares for, she will care what they think. Anyone else can take a hike. 

PART 6: LIKES AND DISLIKES

What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

Sketching, playing the piano, gardening, beekeeping, tennis, archery, and horse riding.

What is your most treasured possession?

A small bee necklace, with her Russian nickname engraved on the back.

What is your favorite color?

Yellow, of course.

What is your favorite food?

Mangos.

What, if anything, do you like to read?

Fiction. Adventure, comedy, or murder mysteries.

What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

A night out to a classical concert, or a movie night in curled up with the Guns ‘n Posers.

Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

Beatrix has a complicated relationship with smoking. She will most likely smoke while on tour with her troop, though not always. Its not until she sees a therapist in her late twenties that she finds the gall to quit completely. Alcohol is usually only consumed if things are really bad,  or if she’s visiting Russia.

How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

Keeping busy with house chores - gardening, laundry, ironing, changing the beds, scrubbing the bathroom, the like. 

What makes you laugh?

Largely sassy comments and witty remarks.

What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

If someone puts milk in fruit tea, consider Beatrix offended. In terms of being shock, she tends to be shocked by irregular, whacky things - take contortionists, for example.

What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

No doubt Beatrix would keep herself busy with something quiet - drawing, or laundry, or ironing. Something she could just get on with.

How do you deal with stress?

Grit her teeth and get on with it, only ask for help if absolutely needed. Both her job in the Army and her volunteer work for International Rescue are high stress jobs - she knows how to cope and unwind later.

Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

Surprisingly, Beatrix is more spontaneous - she’s more likely to get up and visit Russia on a whim than she is to plan a holiday there.

What are your pet peeves?

People running late, people who talk negatively about food, peope who stand in the way.

PART 7: SELF IMAGES AND ETC.

Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?

Awake at five, start laundry or meal prep for the day. Go for a run, have a cup of tea and some breakfast, start gardening. Take a shower, have lunch, more tea, run errands or complete more chores, have a small dinner, featuring more tea. Relax - probably by doing some paperwork, or reading. In bed by ten.

What is your greatest strength as a person?

Trained as an Army commando, Beatrix has the strength to endure - she will get up and push and keep going, even if it’s at a detriment to her own health.

What is your greatest weakness?

Her chosen family. She would drop anything and do anything for them.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Beatrix would love to get rid of her mental illness, if she could. She feels its the root of a lot of problems some days and wishes she could weed it out.

Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

Extroverted.

Are you generally organized or messy?

Organised.

Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

Do you like yourself?

Beatrix is the same as everyone else - there are days when she doesn’t mnid herself, and days when she doesn’t like herself.

What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)

What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

If you could choose, how would you want to die?

If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

What three words best describe your personality?

What three words would others probably use to describe you?

If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)