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a-beast-of-prey · 6 years ago

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{{It only really matters to the three people in the Bordorklands fandom I’m currently threading with, and maybe a shoelace, but since BLands 3 apparently takes place seven years after the events of 2... K’ would be 23-25. And Maxima would be 36.}}

#♱ [OOC] all bark no bite #♱ [VERSE: BORDERLANDS] no place for heroes #{{idr my thought process that got me here but at one stage I was like....}}#{{thinking of Pandoran cleanliness/grooming routines which lead into...}}#{{either K’ hacking his hair down to a more manageable length with the blades on the ends of some guns he comes into possession of}}#{{when it gets too long and annoying. OR. the same deal but to scrape away whatever beginnings of stubble start poking thru}}#{{can’t remember which I thought of first}}#{{Maxima fights a constantly losing battle in trying to acquire scissors on this stinky hell olanet for more sensible hair cutting}}#*planet #{{he has a razor or extensive shaving kit on hand tho. he just refuses to share it}}#{{he takes pride in the up keep of his sideburns and won’t let his tools be K’ontaminated lmao}}#{{he’s likely also showing signs of gray at this point}}#{{he’s likely also distressed over this in some capacity}}#{{K’ voice: stop whining binch my full head of hair’s been gray my entire patchily-remembered life and I’ve never bitched about it once}}#{{I was also thinking of outfit changes and ig K’ would adopt a halfway bandit-y look}}#{{more spikes to add to the leather if anything}}#{{it’s mostly so that at a distant glance actual bandits may or may not leave him alone thinking he’s a friendly}}#{{also shoulder barging someone in the gut during a brawl because u got spikes across the shoulders of ur jacket-}}#{{- shredding their stomach open with them in the process. is a valid melee tactic}}#{{¯\_(ツ)_/¯ u do what u gotta to live on Pandora}}

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