#{{ Enjoy you menace

[asknillamilkfam]

I hope this isn't a weird question but, how would Shadow milk and the kids react to seeing a random cookie trying to flirt with Pure vanilla?

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[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt 2.5) ((ft. jeremy))

[cosmicdreamgrl]

i'm the one in my zone for @aprylynn

+ bonus:

[thebiggestmenace]

on grief and love

wandavision // fleabag // doctor who // lazarus rises (amongst other things) written by berklie novak-stolz (@icaruspendragon) // god of war: ragnorak // shannon berry // I measure every grief I meet by emily dickinson // james t jennings // berklie novak-stolz

[vanya-evergreen]

Quick blurb- batfam x civilian sibling

This was an idea that has been rattling around in my empty shell brain for about the past two days now. Anyways, basically, Sibling was adopted after tim before Damian in classic fanfic fashion, but you decided that you wanted nothing to do with Vigilante activities, if it is because of trauma or pure laziness is up to you. What you need to know is that you maintain a very public appearance with the Wayne name and all.

This means that you are lying your ass off every time one of the batfam members miss an event that they were expected to be at. So you decided to have some fun with it.

"Excuse! Where might your father be?" A reporter, covered by the crowd, shouted interrupting you mid speech.

You stop almost immediately and look out into the direction you heard the voice come from. This was the third time that you had been interrupted. And it was all about the same topic. Bruce Wayne.

This was meant to be a grand opening of a new building Wayne Enterprises had built for a small charity that was for treating childhood cancer, and the only thing I cared about was some rich guy? You didn't like this at all, and it didn't help Bruce's case that you were already pissed at him too.

"I am sorry to say but he couldn't make it..." This is typically where you left it, but out of pure spite you couldn't help but add more "he's resting in bed currently, I think he got a bad burn from last night's activities."

There are multiple rumors you could've been referring. It could've the one about him trying to grab a muffin tray out of the oven, or maybe one about him trying to slide down a pole... in his underwear. The options were endless, and you definitely weren't going to specify.

you continued on with your speech as crowd sat stunned in silence for a few seconds before people began to write once again. Even if their mind was still lingering back to what you implied..

Bruce was pissed, but everyone else thought it was hilarious. Until it started happening to them..

Some took your last snack or stole your phone charger? So what do you do? Make up an embarrassing cover story.

"Oh poor {batfam member}, I heard that he couldn't come today because they were injured. But I could have sworn that they were in the mansion playing around with some suction cups on their face."

The possibilities are really endless! Everyone would try to avoid pissing you off because of these rumors that you created. Hell, some of them even stopped skipping out on public event because of this. Your family began to fear you, you could monopolize the entirety of their public image just because you had more time to attend public events, then them.

Social media absolutely loved you though- everyone got a kick out of how you over shared Wayne's lives (even if it wasn't true). You were the prime source of Wayne gossip, a reporter needed to write something on the waynes they would just go to an event you're speaking at and ask what where your family members are and you would give them the most ridiculous stories. But they ate that shit up.

[moeblob]

Kara and Nines In their own colors but the other's style.

[dipndops]

snow cone 🍧

[aprito]

happy early birthday to my brain twin and the sweetest sag i know @seoulfulnights!!

inspired by her f1 au <3

[emmaxrosa]

‘see aegon wasn’t a rapist in the book, it’s actually ryan condal and co. that decided that-’ nope, loud incorrect buzzer.

[zhalfirin]

Call Me Menace & Villains Never Retire - wingedcat13 Four alterations of the same book that I had the joy to hand over in person as a surprise gift to @desmothene, @pleasantboat, @finalfrontierpublishing and @fantailpress on a meet-up this January.

Many thanks to @wingedcat13 for the permission to share her work.

Read the Call Me Menace here and Villains Never Retire starting here.

Materials used book case boards - museum board (white) counter pull layer on boards- museum paper (white) spine stiffener - photo cardboard (white) vellum (calf parchment) coloured with alcohol based stain - cover material

inner book textblock paper - Schleipen fly 05 115gsm endpapers - marbled paper by Renato Crepaldi endbands - buttonhole silk coloured top edge - chameleon acrylic ink

[clownsuu]

Hello, sorry to bother you, I really love your oc and au, so I drew these drawings!

Because I was shadowbanned a while ago, so I’m not sure if you’ve seen these before.

Please let me know if this bothers you! Have a nice day!

Robbie is really cute and cool, he’s giving a vibe like “Chaos? I called it FUN!!!”

And of course, Mob! au, I can imagine that Robbie throw Rubee to speed her up and help her change the direction!

And the besties went to jail together, I love relationship between mob Julie and mob Sally, so cute!

AWEEEE ROBBIEEBBBBB SO MUCH LIL GUY CONTENTTTTT

[jakoloredart]

Princess, you're babygirling a little too close to the sun 🩷 (Click for HQ. Lineart below the cut.)

[weevmo]

She is experiencing a Happy Attack!

Give a Lulu a sticker and she will be happy for a day

Give a Lulu a Giant Ax and she will be happy for life -

[verdantcreek]

au concept that has taken me by storm .. cia soap who is working on the downlow after the events of mwiii :) i have a few comic/drawing ideas for this and i am quite excited. it is my personal canon also btw

[rubber-glovs]

sorry for staying in my room 24/7, I got sfth patreon and now I strive to speedrun every single show, longform, livestream and special until my subscription ends

[driftingmoonmenace]

The fact that y'all keep saying you wanna be friends with me through that little emoji ask game is so sweet honestly!!! 🥺💕