#{ memes ; fmk }

[cthoniccompanion]

Spin the wheel for a Hades/Hades 2 character

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

FMK: the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost

Fuck: The Father (just for variety)

Marry: The Holy Ghost (matches my sense of humor, and it'd be interesting to learn all his weird lore)

Kill: The Son (based on conventional wisdom)

[rwac96]

FMK- Jaune has to choose between Tifa, Korra and Yamato.

Jaune: *blushes, gulped* "Okay. First, Kiss Yamato."

Yamato: *blushes* "Oh, Jaune~."

Jaune: "Next, Marry Korra."

Korra: *coos* "How sweet of ya~." *blows kisses at him*

Jaune: "Lastly...Fuck Tifa."

Tifa: *sultry* "Oh, Jauney~."

[write-it-motherfuckers]

what if we replace fuck marry kill with hug adopt slap for underage characters. better version

How about hug, adopt, therapy? H.A.T for short

[mixelation]

Fmk for the ask meme: Sasori, Itachi, Obito

sleepover ask meme

oh good, all of these choices are bad!

Fuck Sasori. I suspect all three of these people would be bad at sex, and then also act completely insane at you during/after sex. However, Sasori is the one who fillls me with the most curiosity about how that would even work. So we're fucking him. For science.

Marry Itachi. This is a very bad idea. But I think Itachi would at least have some respect for the concept of marriage. He's a controlling weirdo, yes, but also you could play the "as my husband you have to do X" card more than you could to the other two. He understands what teamwork is supposed to look like in a marriage. He'd probably enjoy having, like, a home. You could convince him to do chores. He probably won't bring home a dead body. Etc.

Kill Obito. Honestly all of these were a close call, because they're all terrible. But by process of elimination, Obito dies.

[chancedarling]

FMK: Darcy, Baski, Zaid

We can't just kill all of them? Okay... Fine...

Fuck Darcy. She's off the grid, but that woman is full of energy. I think she'd definitely be the adventurous type. It'd probably be like licking a battery, full of static that gives you a buzz.

Kill Zaid because he's a two-faced twat.

I guess marry Baski. Jeyzuz...

@little-baski @darcyxpalmer @zaidshair

[unathorn]

Elijah, Adarsh, Zaid

Another? Oh, this is fun...

I think fuck Elijah. He's rather nice to look at and who doesn't want to climb a mountain on occasion?

Marry Zaid. Though I'm not the right flavour of partner for him, I think we'd be happy enough for a little wedded bliss.

Kill Adarsh. It might be interesting to marry Adarsh, they have a lot of internalised anger, which is understandable. It might be nice to help them work through that. But it would be a toughie for a marriage so... Yes.

@mc-adarsh @elijahbell @zaidshair

[tempestaslokni]

fmk: hye-jin, tej, zaid

Kiss hye-jin, a gentle kiss on the forehead for the ruler of flowers 🌸

Fuck Zaid, let’s see him put his money where his mouths at.

Marry Tej, these two would be like vampires in a castle with all the brooding, but like, hot vampires. In all seriousness though, they’d be ride or die but there’d be plenty of riding going on lbr

[cartelheir]

you guys don't understand the hold fmk had on me back in the 2013 rpc

[spacepiratericky]

Advanced FMK

@rickwithtits

@priest-richard-sanchez

@nihilistic-rick

Command Priest. I think it would have the greatest benefit.

Fail Riquel. I'd hate to do it but I think it would have the least consequences.

Grumble at Nihilistic. I just think he would be the most fun to blow off steam with.

[phoenixyfriend]

Slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers: Katie Holt/Pidge Gunderson, Bo-Katan Kryze, Nebula.

slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers

Enemies to Lovers: Pidge. Least likely to actually for-reals kill me, given that she's a superhero and not an active terrorist with years of abuse-driven murder behind her. Being enemies with Pidge could just be "I beat her at wordle a few times and now we're rivals" or something.

Fake Date: Of the remaining two, Bo-Katan is the one that I imagine can actually act as, you know, a relatively normal person. She's not well-adjusted by any means, but she can at least pretend to be. Actually, I changed my mind. If Nebula needs a fake date, I can do all the work myself. I'm a very touchy-feely person and I find her attractive. All she needs to do is sit there and look scary while I perch on her lap and scroll through my phone and everyone will just think we're Emo Lesbians (like the girls I knew in high school). The best part is that I would not have to actually date her at the end, which is important because she's the person I'm least sure I could actually have a dynamic with, on account of her being the most... the most. Which is why I changed my mind from the slow burn because holy shit, Nebula is not girlfriend material.

Slow Burn: Bo-Katan. Can I be her delicate trophy wife or something? I could be an in-universe remnant of the New Mandalorians, and a symbol of her accepting moderate pacifism into her regime, in acknowledgement and honor of what her sister was doing years earlier. I'm pretty dang anti-war and anti-military-industrial-complex, so I'd probably be under the New Mando banner, and would generally be down to act as a political chess piece if I got to be on the cabinet and argue with people about not doing a war.

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Crossover AU

Fandom: my hero academia x dc

Characters: izuku midoriya x hippolyta x cheetah x harley queen.

Izuku: marry, fuck, kill; hippolyta, cheetah, harley. Also they're behind with naomasa.

Izuku taking a deep breath of air praying for safety and hope from Kami-Sama

Izuku: Marry Hippolyta-San. F*ck Cheetah. And kill Harley.

Hippolyta: Good choice, boy.

Cheetah: What time do you want to do it~?

Harley:

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

fmk- your favorite mutual, your pornbot followers (all of them), and a puppy

Fuck the pornbots, kill the puppy, marry your favorite mutual. (I mean, I don't want to marry anyone, but I'd take the sex and the companionship if I had to)

[rwac96]

FMK

Izuku, choose between Ochako, Ruby and Vomi.

Izuku: *blushes* "M-ME?!" *gulps* "Okay...First, Kiss Ruby."

Ruby: *gushes* "Awww~."

Izuku: "Next, Marry Ochako."

Ochako: *blushes* "M-M-Marry!?"

Izuku: *sweats* "Lastly, F-Fuck V-Vomi-San."

Vomi: *flutters her eyelashes* "Oh, Midoriya, you naughty boy~."

[write-it-motherfuckers]

From going through your fmk tag, I've learned that you definitely have a type and it's definitely large men with long(possibly fluffy) hair.

Shhhhhh! It wasn't a secret but shhhhhh!

[jcbs-posting]

Hehehe. My OCs FMK <3 spin the wheel and vote for who you get :3

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