#{ memes ; fmk }

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

FMK: the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost

Fuck: The Father (just for variety)

Marry: The Holy Ghost (matches my sense of humor, and it'd be interesting to learn all his weird lore)

Kill: The Son (based on conventional wisdom)

[rwac96]

FMK- Jaune has to choose between Tifa, Korra and Yamato.

Jaune: *blushes, gulped* "Okay. First, Kiss Yamato."

Yamato: *blushes* "Oh, Jaune~."

Jaune: "Next, Marry Korra."

Korra: *coos* "How sweet of ya~." *blows kisses at him*

Jaune: "Lastly...Fuck Tifa."

Tifa: *sultry* "Oh, Jauney~."

[tozettastone]

fmk urahara?

This ask is regarding my "new FMK ask meme where you send me one character and I answer 1. what they'd be like in bed, 2. what marrying them would be like, and 3. how to kill them" post.

(I also got several uraharas lol)

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This man has two modes: he hooks up with his few friends for fun and not for romance, or else he becomes briefly, intensely obsessed with someone and his wheels within wheels brain lines up an easy eight step plan to seduce them. Everything else is flirting and dumb pervy commentary for amusement, not for success.

Urahara has a blind spot a mile wide: he's never once considered that he might be pursued by someone else. It will happen one day and it will be absolutely devastatingly sexy to him to discover that someone can be just as obsessive and covetous towards him.

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Marrying Urahara means committing to developing the highest possible tolerance for his bullshit for centuries to come. He always has an ethical line he absolutely will not cross, but he likes to move it around now and then just to keep you on your toes. There will be boundaries he won't violate. Don't expect to understand which ones they are!

He probably really does have a great deal of affection for someone he marries, but he's stil, you know, like this. He needs a partner who presents him with at least an occasional serious challenge, but who also l has independent interests, a wide array of personal hobbies, and so, so, so much chill.

On the other hand... he'll only be relaxed about his spouse participating in amusing strife and suffering. If something really goes pear shaped, he's extraordinarily dedicated, and he's not scared to get his hands dirty.

If you came preloaded with the patience of a saint, you could do worse.

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Kill Urahara from a distance, by surprise, and using maximum force. There is absolutely NO call to engage in cat-and-mouse mind games and subtle assassination attempts with Urahara. That's tantamount to letting him pick the terrain.

Just snipe him from a rooftop. Don't let him see it coming. If he sees it coming he will win. He might win anyway, honestly, but if he sees it coming he definitely will.

[write-it-motherfuckers]

what if we replace fuck marry kill with hug adopt slap for underage characters. better version

How about hug, adopt, therapy? H.A.T for short

[chancedarling]

FMK: Darcy, Baski, Zaid

We can't just kill all of them? Okay... Fine...

Fuck Darcy. She's off the grid, but that woman is full of energy. I think she'd definitely be the adventurous type. It'd probably be like licking a battery, full of static that gives you a buzz.

Kill Zaid because he's a two-faced twat.

I guess marry Baski. Jeyzuz...

@little-baski @darcyxpalmer @zaidshair

[unathorn]

Elijah, Adarsh, Zaid

Another? Oh, this is fun...

I think fuck Elijah. He's rather nice to look at and who doesn't want to climb a mountain on occasion?

Marry Zaid. Though I'm not the right flavour of partner for him, I think we'd be happy enough for a little wedded bliss.

Kill Adarsh. It might be interesting to marry Adarsh, they have a lot of internalised anger, which is understandable. It might be nice to help them work through that. But it would be a toughie for a marriage so... Yes.

@mc-adarsh @elijahbell @zaidshair

[tempestaslokni]

fmk: hye-jin, tej, zaid

Kiss hye-jin, a gentle kiss on the forehead for the ruler of flowers 🌸

Fuck Zaid, let’s see him put his money where his mouths at.

Marry Tej, these two would be like vampires in a castle with all the brooding, but like, hot vampires. In all seriousness though, they’d be ride or die but there’d be plenty of riding going on lbr

[cartelheir]

you guys don't understand the hold fmk had on me back in the 2013 rpc

[spacepiratericky]

Advanced FMK

@rickwithtits

@priest-richard-sanchez

@nihilistic-rick

Command Priest. I think it would have the greatest benefit.

Fail Riquel. I'd hate to do it but I think it would have the least consequences.

Grumble at Nihilistic. I just think he would be the most fun to blow off steam with.

[phoenixyfriend]

Slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers: Katie Holt/Pidge Gunderson, Bo-Katan Kryze, Nebula.

slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers

Enemies to Lovers: Pidge. Least likely to actually for-reals kill me, given that she's a superhero and not an active terrorist with years of abuse-driven murder behind her. Being enemies with Pidge could just be "I beat her at wordle a few times and now we're rivals" or something.

Fake Date: Of the remaining two, Bo-Katan is the one that I imagine can actually act as, you know, a relatively normal person. She's not well-adjusted by any means, but she can at least pretend to be. Actually, I changed my mind. If Nebula needs a fake date, I can do all the work myself. I'm a very touchy-feely person and I find her attractive. All she needs to do is sit there and look scary while I perch on her lap and scroll through my phone and everyone will just think we're Emo Lesbians (like the girls I knew in high school). The best part is that I would not have to actually date her at the end, which is important because she's the person I'm least sure I could actually have a dynamic with, on account of her being the most... the most. Which is why I changed my mind from the slow burn because holy shit, Nebula is not girlfriend material.

Slow Burn: Bo-Katan. Can I be her delicate trophy wife or something? I could be an in-universe remnant of the New Mandalorians, and a symbol of her accepting moderate pacifism into her regime, in acknowledgement and honor of what her sister was doing years earlier. I'm pretty dang anti-war and anti-military-industrial-complex, so I'd probably be under the New Mando banner, and would generally be down to act as a political chess piece if I got to be on the cabinet and argue with people about not doing a war.

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Crossover AU

Fandom: my hero academia x dc

Characters: izuku midoriya x hippolyta x cheetah x harley queen.

Izuku: marry, fuck, kill; hippolyta, cheetah, harley. Also they're behind with naomasa.

Izuku taking a deep breath of air praying for safety and hope from Kami-Sama

Izuku: Marry Hippolyta-San. F*ck Cheetah. And kill Harley.

Hippolyta: Good choice, boy.

Cheetah: What time do you want to do it~?

Harley:

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

fmk- your favorite mutual, your pornbot followers (all of them), and a puppy

Fuck the pornbots, kill the puppy, marry your favorite mutual. (I mean, I don't want to marry anyone, but I'd take the sex and the companionship if I had to)

[rwac96]

FMK

Izuku, choose between Ochako, Ruby and Vomi.

Izuku: *blushes* "M-ME?!" *gulps* "Okay...First, Kiss Ruby."

Ruby: *gushes* "Awww~."

Izuku: "Next, Marry Ochako."

Ochako: *blushes* "M-M-Marry!?"

Izuku: *sweats* "Lastly, F-Fuck V-Vomi-San."

Vomi: *flutters her eyelashes* "Oh, Midoriya, you naughty boy~."

[jcbs-posting]

Hehehe. My OCs FMK <3 spin the wheel and vote for who you get :3

For some background knowledge/quick recaps on them all, check out these carrds:

[write-it-motherfuckers]

From going through your fmk tag, I've learned that you definitely have a type and it's definitely large men with long(possibly fluffy) hair.

Shhhhhh! It wasn't a secret but shhhhhh!

[therealmofamorus]

(ask, original, crossover, Total Drama x Hellaverse (aka Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss), fmk) Cody, you have to choose which of these girls (Loona, Velvette and Verosika) you would fuck, marry and kiss.

Cody stared at the inhumanly drop-dead gorgeous beauties with nervous but determined look.

"Here go nothing. First I would fuck Velvette. Kiss Verosika and marry Loona." Cody replied with true honest...and a hard on when he saw the three demonic beauties stripped out of their clothes as they walked toward him.