#{ but just in case }

[pupkinpumpkin]

Just read Cullen's note to the Inquisitor if they romance him and god I feel so bad for them. Cullen says "the puppy" bit the note, which implies that their mabari found a partner or they adopted another mabari and had puppies, which means that my Lavellan and Cullen have four kids, a mabari and at LEAST one puppy. This would be manageable if it weren't for them running multiple rehab clinics, the disbanded Inquisition, trying to save the South from Blight, AND trying to save their dumbass friend from himself and also Lavellan's GODS.

So basically they take turns sleeping a whole 5 minutes

Other than that, the note was very sweet and I adore the idea that they gave the other puppies to their friends, I think the best contenders for Mabari owners are Cass, Blackwall, maybe Iron Bull and maybe Cole

Edit: I also forgot that I decided their youngest kid gets kidnapped and ransomed around this time for awhile, so that's definitely not helping either

[another-goblin]

[drachis917]

Okay fellas I know we're all super hyped from Grian's announcement. Them all recording something next week that's gonna be wild sounds awesome, but I feel the need to remind people:

If the new videos are not Life Series related, we should not get mad and complain in their comments.

Yes, I fully acknowledge that we'll probably be a bit disappointed if it isn't that after all the hints, but the creators are allowed to do what they want. It's their content, and we shouldn't be demanding things from them. If you can't be supportive, at least be respectful.

[harlotofupdog]

[hom3landr]

Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

18+

Homelander teaches you an important lesson at one of his rallies

CW: Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Dubious Consent, Slight spoilers for S4

You’ve long grown accustomed to the roar of a crowd. It comes free with admission as Homelander’s lover. Sometimes it’s as if the noise itself follows you even into the dark peaceful nights spent dozing in his arms. Your ears still ring with cheers. You don’t mind too much even if you can tell the constant mindless applause has started to grate Homelander’s increasingly sensitive nerves. You know the alternative would be much worse.

You’re especially thankful for the noise as you kneel under the podium with his cock down your throat. Well, you call it a podium but it might as well be a pulpit with the way he preaches to the masses. Your precarious situation is the result of you correcting him in public. His firm grip on the back of your head ensures that your nose remains fully nestled in the nest of hair at the base of his cock as he begins to hush the crowd so he can begin his speech. You’ve heard him practice so many times by this point that it’s almost become gibberish to your ears but you’d never dare tell him that. He takes a moment to look down at you before he starts, a wicked smirk as he takes your wide teary eyes and the way your mouth puffs around his cock.

His fingers nestle in your hair and pull you off him, a line of spit connecting you to the tip. He gives a wink before shoving you back onto him. Despite how many times you’ve done this, you still gag a bit and you flush crimson when the mic manages to pick up the sound in the lull between words. Homelander chuckles.

“Sorry everybody, it looks like we have a little mic feedback.” He laughs good naturedly as the crowd echoes with mild laughter of their own. Your hands fly up to grip his hips as he slowly starts to fuck deep into your throat. His voice is able to mask the wet sloppy sounds of you sucking him off but if someone listened close enough, they’d be able to hear what he’s doing to you.

You’re embarrassed but the depravity has you moaning quietly around his cock as heat pools between your legs. You know he can smell your arousal because even from your awkward angle you can see his cheek twitch smugly. Drool drips down your chin and onto the stage below. You’re grateful that the sides of the podium shield you from the curious looks of the stage crew. They know what’s happening but they have no idea what it looks like when Homelander fucks your face. He loves showing you off like a trophy but there are things that are for him only. (At least if the viewer is meant to stay alive after. You can’t forget when he showed off your skills in front of Todd and his pals before ordering his teammates to beat their brains out to advance his plans.)

He speeds up right as he hits a lull in his speech and you can’t help but whimper as obscene noises fill the arena for a moment.

“There’s that feedback again. I might need to get a new mic here.” His voice is lighthearted but smug. He knew that didn’t sound anything like mic feedback but who’s going to question him. His hand gently scratches at your scalp mockingly. You tease at the throbbing vein on the underside of his cock with your tongue until he can’t help but whine for a moment. That earns you a sharp tug but your satisfaction masks the sting.

He’s careful not to finish until he’s done with his speech and when he does and the tech crew comes out to check the equipment in between sets, he tugs you off him to fix you with a stern look.

“Have you learned your lesson?” He asks you mockingly, his thumb swiping a drop of his come off your bottom lip.

“It depends, are you going to stop being so petty?” You reply in turn, cocking your head cheekily. The effect is slightly dampened by how fucked out you look but Homelander’s eye twitches in annoyance even so.

“Guess not.” He says before tugging you down on his still hard cock once more. After all, he still has so much he needs to say to his adoring public.

It’s alright though. He doesn’t need to know that you don’t really mind.

[moxielynx]

What an awesome season

[make-dragonspyre-great-again]

absolute worst round one deck pull i've had in my entire life

[chdarling]

if kamala wins i'll post a TLE spoiler

[amoebeau]

happy birthday nishiki my sweet darling angel

[braxiatel]

There’s something so wrong with Mumbo 🥰🥰🥰

[cheerfullycatholic]

Please pray for my aunt, uncle, and cousin, who were in the path of the hurricane and have not been heard from

[unnamed-proxy]

(All of them are freaky)

[sweeneydino]

Mother knows best

✊️U👄U some people low-key giving misogynist vibes smh smh-

Leave the girl alone /silly

[olrinarts]

bc i know i'm not gonna have the strip done by tomorrow (turns out 5-point perspective is hard, who knew) have some narilamb sketches

[cassafrasscr]

Was talking with a friend yesterday about the latest episode and...

That explains so much about why Liam and Sam are best friends. 😂

[kujirara]

Transition goals