#{ YEEEEES it's about time these two interacted! }

[joelsbeard]

guilty 2 say that i’m a little obsessed with ur hcs🫣 so i’m back with another requestttt

could i ask for hcs about the affect reader has on young!joel? like it can be anything from her physical to emotional aspects, i js wanna know how down bad you think he is for his girl yk😩

you are so nice 🥺 MORE HEADCANONS COMING UP YEEEEE

edit: i spent too long building up on how you and joel met lol so I will so another part to this to answer it a little better

part 2

My AU hc is that you and joel meet in hs and have sarah and ellie lol, and my canon divergent hc is that you meet joel after he has sarah and is raising her as a single dad (since it's such a defining moment/trait for him i guess) and then you have ellie together ❤️ so her and sarah are half sisters. Idk if i'll ever get around to writing hc's for the second one since I'd rather focus on you and joel meeting in hs and having sarah and ellie ❤️ lol also less heartbreak for my pookie.

ANYWAYS, you and joel meet in hs ❤️ and honestly you both fall for each other at the same time 🙈 so yall are just pining for each other lol.

AND everybody knows it and its so cute

You probably grew up with him or went to the same middle school at least, have definitely thought the other one was cute but didn't really act on it, and yall have dated other people (not a lot, but both of you have dated 1-2 other ppl at least)

After both of you are single in hs, you for some reason end up noticing each other more in the hallways and stuff

Then you have a class together and ITS ALL OVER 😈

It's like all of a sudden a switch turns on and you guys start crushing REAL bad on each other

You've been in the same group projects once or twice and every time you interact one of yall is alwayyyys blushing

Most people ship you guys (except for the jealous girls and guys smh) and both of your and his friends try to play matchmaker and get you two to go out lol

As I've previously mentioned before, i do not see joel miller as a player at all, so he probably does get a little nervous around you sometimes, however I also think he's got his moments where he's smooth as hell and the rizz the fuck out of you LMAOO (uh daddy??)

He got you like this in class 😍🙈😋🥰 fr

Okay but you honestly have the same effect on him

On multiple occasions you find yourselves looking at each other in class hehe, and when you make eye contact you guys are like 🤭

I will clarify though, he's not out here hardcore flirting with you or anything, i think he's a little too shy for that

Yall get butterflies in your stomach whenever you talk to each other, meanwhile both of your friends are trying to hype you both up being like "just go out with him/her!!!" and being like "he/she totally likes you!" or "Somebody told me that they have a crush on you 🙈" but yall are too shy/blind to see each other's feelings lol

EVENTUALLY you guys hang out a little, and afterwards he asks you on a date, and you guys are SMITTEN with each other from then on

Yall become that couple in hs that everyone loves lol, they think yall are so cute together

Yes you go to prom together lol (can you tell I'm american)

I think it'd be cliche for you to get pregnant with sarah on your prom night, i think that'd also be a little too early for canon (joel becomes a dad at 19, so his baby mama (you!!) must've gotten pregnant around 18/19, so that's typically your senior yr of hs or after you've graduated)

To be continued!!!!

[lady-loveluck]

I need to spread my Lords in Black brain rot because I'm gonna start tweaking out if I don't tell someone my head canons.

Okay so first things first I think Tinky is the shortest but Wiggly is only a few inches taller. Pokey is the tallest and Blinky is only a foot or two shorter than him. Nibbly is in the middle.

Wiggly and Webby are twins and Webby is technically the oldest, but, since the other lords don't interact with Webby that much, Wiggly claims to be the oldest. Blinky and Pokey are well aware of this but don't want to deal with his bullshit complaining.

Pokey is the second (technically third) oldest but there isn't much to say about it since he doesn't really give a shit unless it's to silence one of his brothers.

Blinky is the middle child and I can guarantee you that he has AO3, Wattpad, and Fanfiction.net accounts and reads the FREAKIEST shit out there and protects his phone as if it were his child for that reason.

Tinky is just a bit younger than Blinky and kinda just does his own thing, minding his own business bothering Ted most of the time. But, on the off chance that he's bored of Ted or when Ted is asleep, he is constantly annoying his older brothers

Nibbly is the baby of the family and is definitely a food stealer, even if you label your food he'll steal it. All of the lords own some sort of mini fridge to hide their food in for that reason.

Blinky and Pokey are SICK AND TIRED of their brother and, though they won't ever admit it, they're pretty good friends. They definitely talk shit about their brothers together and definitely have the most obnoxious laughs ever, Wiggly knows whenever they're talking shit because he can hear them laughing.

Wiggly left to babysit Tinky and Nibbly most of the time and is SICK OF IT!! Like he loves his brothers but PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP STALKING A HUMAN(Tinky) AND TRYING TO EAT FURNITURE(Nibbly) He is also well aware of Pokey and Blinky's gossiping habits and knows it's mostly about him and his interesting relationship THAT IS TOTALLY PLATONIC(lies) with Wilbur and he is constantly fighting for his life, trying to convince them that their wrong, and failing miserably.

Tinky and Nibbly are definitely very close, causing chaos, wreaking havoc, and annoying Wiggly together.

That's all for now I might send an ask about Solomon and Miss Tessburger head canons but I'll have to think of some :3

-🎢

THE LOOOORDS I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH YEEEEES

Thanks for sharing this!!

[binniesoob]

Jo I need your reaction about this for a moment 😭

Leaving the source too, just in case.

I don't know what to say, except that, YEEEEES our boys are interacting well 😭 now, if only we got a selfie with both of them...

I KNOW YOU HAVE A SELFIE IN YOUR CAMERA YOU MFs GIMME IT TO ME 😭

And also I'm feeling like this 🤣

They're all acting "tee hee hee we're so BFF now" while we're crying for them, maybe we should cheat on them too 😤🤣

waittt omggggg the BFFS are backkkk!??!🕺🥳 thank you for sending me this!! i didn't know!! i'm so happy they are spending some nice time out together again 🥰🥰🥰

they day we finally we a pic or selca with soobin and keonhee together is the day we celebrate a long awaited win for me and teresa 🍾 hopefully sooner that later 🥲

not the welcome home cheater meme 😭😭😭 well, they're two pretty best friends worth crying for 😔 (let's fight back with us two being the other pair of pretty best friends 🤜)

[dis--parity]

@theaterism​ liked for a starter!

『🔧』 “Uh-... hey, uhm- excuse me?” She waves to the slightly-taller boy, hoping that the metallic purple sheens of her prosthetic would catch her attention. “Sorry to bother you, but... have we met? I- it’s just bugging me, dude, I... I wanna say I saw you around... the circus?”

[mimiri22-6]

Let's do this. One last time.

Ducktales 2017. I didn't think I was ready for the end, but the finale was too perfect to be sad nor angry.

There's so much to say-too much to say...and I'm going to try my best to say all of it.

EVERYONE IS HERE!! ENDGAME WHO?! DUCKTALES!!!!!

Seeing Webby and Scrooge interactions now, after watching this once, is just-They're So Soft! AND everything is just-AH I love it. It's so weird, but when is the family tree not screwy(also, Webby=Scrooge's clone? Webby=female? Trans Scrooge=Cannon?! I think Fucking So!)

Aaaaaaannd that's all we get from Gladstone and Fethry. If there's one thing I wish was in this episode more it would be more cousin interactions and Daisy. Though, Daisy not being too into it makes sense. Loved what we got of her tho. At least we got a little bit of them this episode, it was already pretty character packed

Well...Launchpad is only half wrong.

Oh wow. Oh Wow, I love this dynamic between LP, Drake, and Fenton...ot4? because I refuse to leave Gandra out. I love how Drake doesn't know about Fenton and Gizmo while it seems like everyone else in the world does. Still, LP/Drake and Gandra/Fenton some of my faves. So good

OH YEAH! Even the other 2 Caballeros are here!!

And the last adventure STARTS

I find it Fantastic how Dewey and Launchpad will probably die thinking F.O.W.L used the last level of a videogame as their secret layer layout

*sigh* This is why I avoid previews and wish I was better at avoiding theories from after those previews. I would have been more surprised and probably would have enjoyed this ep even more if I had Nothing to expect. But the theories were right. Tho, I did not expect how (or should I say Who) Webby was cloned from...though also I was spoiled by that when I was looking for the ep. Some ass used "Scrooge is Webby's dad" as a video title. I didn't think it was real, but I was wrong.

Awwww. Don has such a soft spot for kids

I love Lena and her development.

...*sigh* ok. "you've already got sisters" with this line, I am obligated to drop the Webby/Lena ship. I'm sorry, but it's one of my many rules for being ok with a ship. If the characters Ever say, even just once as an afterthought, they see each other as siblings or something similar, I will see them as that. It's why I've never been ok and have been uncomfortable with Shiro/Keith since Keith saved Shiro from...his clones...huh. So, from now on, I'm going to be Very uncomfortable with anything Weblena...even though the thought of them in the future was cute

HOW does a show about building ottomans have plot???

I wasn't sure how to feel about the clones All throughout this

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUEY JUST FIRST NAMED BEAKLEY!!!!!

GOLDIE AND DAISY ARE ON THE BOARD!!! SCORE!!

Oooooh. That picture of Webby's parents...is fake. It's like some picture Beakley took off the internet.

I saw a post saying how Della had to convince Donald to go on one last adventure and how she had to watch him almost die, but she really Didn't. She helped him pack and she was ready to let Donald go on his adventure("but Daisy's my adventure" They are too damn cute for their own damn good. I love them. donsy for the win), but an actual Crisis came up and he had to stay. Donald nearly dying by void was not Della's fault and if I see any more posts about how she roped Donald into a death mission, I will go up a wall and break a neck on my way down

Man, it's weird hearing this and knowing that Webby's parents don't exist

Wow! Beakley just knocked out Scrooge! Damn!

Oooh! The girls are fighting

...Woah. I just realized, the blood and brain of Scrooge McDuck and the training of Bentina Beakley. Webby is even more of a beast than we knew.

IS THAT DEVELOPMENT I HEAR!!! YOU KEEP THOSE KIDS BEHIND? YOU LOSE!!! GOOD DAY SIR!

Pepper. Just Pepper. She seems like one of your parent's nice coworkers that brings you brownies and pinches your cheeks

"Look after your brother." YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I JUST WANNA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADRO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS OFICIALLY BOYD GEARLOSE NOW!! YEEEEE!!!!

I also really like that you can't tell which Gyro is telling that to

God, I Fucking Love the concept that is Manny. He's one of those things that if someone asked you about him outside of the fandom, you wouldn't even know where to start. It's absolutely FanFuckingTastic. He's the most magical thing in the universe? Fuck Yes, give that to me Now!

HE SPEAKS!!!!!!(I couldn't place his voice actor, but I when I looked him up I realized recognized him for Glossaryck from SVTFOE)

(Edit: Just found out that the scene with Manny was a Gargoyles ref. Nice!)

Once again, I love everything about LP, Drake, and Fenton

And then Lena Died

Aww, they both have such soft spots for children

LUDWIG VON DRAKE?!?!!!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

(that had to be a different font because really, what the fuck)

He really did just say he was too busy to die. This duck is too powerful

(I really just don't have too much to say between all of this. I just love all of it)

Woo! Louie with the motivation!

Pft-how both of them are singing? Love to see it...wait, we don't see Don Karnage after this...DID HE DIE IN THAT CRASH?! DID DEWEY COMMIT HIS FIRST MURDER?!

"Welcome home, April." I hate you.

Of course he dabs

"he was like this when we found him." Nice to know Gos knows what to do in the event that she kills someone

Oh that's horrendous. I hate that

"Now, let's get down to business." TO DEF[get's shot]

Why is Manny like actually the best?

God, Drake and LP really are two halves of a whole idiot huh? They're soulmates, your honor

"I. Am." "Not alone in this." That was so sweet, but also JUST TELL HIM!!

And now Glom is dead

Oh, that's a lot of mind control

"Even by our standards, this is a weird day." Couldn't say it better, Lena

"How do you think Della found out about the Spear of Selene?" OH, YOU MOTHERFU

"Oh, Bradford, how villainous." DAMN! HE REALLY DID JUST DO THAT, HUH?!

"MOOOM!" "NOOO!" OH NO, MY HEART! IT FUNCTIONS!

"Do you know how replaceable clones are?" Oh yeah, that's right. You're probably not the og Gyro

Man, we don't ever have Von Drake for long but I always love him

Those lights are really only there for dramatic effect, aren't they?

...Close enough.

Launchpad moment! Yeah!!!

HEY! I just noticed. While wearing the suit, Launchpad didn't crash...idk what to do with this info

The fine print is usually good to read...we people just don't do it apparently

"...your most trusted ally?" *picks Donald* Wow. That's right there with the feels ain't it

"it's not worth the risk." Fuck, I love them

Oh that sounds so weird. Scrooge has never been a dad, always Uncle. So Weird

And Gandra, Gyro, and Von Drake are dead. There is a Body Count this episode

"Donald Duck." "Uncle Scrooge." I SEE YOU! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! AND I LOVE IT!

Hehe. From Bitchford to bird brain.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ENDING SCENE IS THE BEST!

Beakley thinking she's no longer accepted? Nah, she was granny first and foremost

ANOTHER FENRA KISS?! DON'T MIND IF I DO!

DADRO AND GOSALYN AND DRAKE?! LOVING IT!

MORE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS?! WOO!

DONALD IMMEDIATELY ADOPTING JUNE AND MAY?! ONLY THE BEST FROM HIM!!!!

PROTECTIVE SCROOGE?! YOU DON'T SEE ME COMPLAINING!

"We're smarter" "We're tougher" "We're sharper" And we'll earn our way square." AH-I'M GOING DOWN LIKE THE SUNCHASER, GUYS

AND THE END CREDITS WILL NEVER BE MATCHED!!!!!

I don't know what else to say.

This show was amazing from beginning to end. I may not have cried, but I didn't need to cry. It wasn't sad and there was nothing bittersweet about it. Just pure perfection, just like the rest of the show.

Perfectly Preen, not a fether out of place.

Goodnight Ducktales, you were perfect

[hyper-cryptic]

Nick and Hancock headcanons?

YES...YEEEEES. I am so eager to talk about these two! Especially Nick since I have been talking all day about Hancock, not that I mind of course. 😳

Starting with Nick!

He really likes animals. I have no actual explanation for this, he just looks like the guy that would take in a lot of cats and then have his house infested by stray cats. Ellie loves the cats, but they GOT TO GO.

He literally forgets he has his hat on sometimes.

I feel like he would like going on strolls around DC, for no reason, just to stretch the legs or to take a smoke. It’s calming for him to go around, seeing the city working and people interact with each other. He prefers going out at night, he likes the lights. :)!

He is actually very disorganized with stuff, forgets where he leaves his files, puts files in the wrong places, sometimes doesn't even file a report...I mean, look at his agency, it's a disaster and I adore it. If it wasn't for Ellie, who at least tries to organize when Nick is out, or busy, he would be so lost.

Okay but, he likes rain right? Imagine him just going out to his roof when it's raining and just be there. Maybe he likes it because of how it feels, the bits of pressure on his skin as the raindrops fall, and maybe the calming sound.

He totally meets up with Hancock every once in a while. Just to catch up with stuff. How is the town going? How are the cases going? Mostly casual things.

He is absolutely terrified of Piper, but in the best way. He admires her determination and how brave she is, but god, he wished she slowed down sometimes.

He likes coffee a little bit too much...Tastes good!

I honestly wonder how his vision is. A part of me wants it to be something similar to the V.A.T.S or even the power armor screen, has little colors and a lot of analysis shit. Or normal, full color vision with the analysis shit on, so he can be happier. :)

He really sweet food. He doesn’t eat much, but he likes to get some treats once in a while.

He likes children. This doesn’t mean he would like to be a father though, he thinks he wouldn’t be able to give the kid the attention he needs, and bla bla, you know him. But he sure enjoys spending time with Shaun and chatting with him, or just doing whatever activity. He is just interested in the dumb things the children do, thinks it’s funny. Imagine the feeling you have when you see a cat playing with whatever? Yeah, same feeling.

Likes to play chess...and he is real good at it. Thinks it’s a really fun pastime and enjoys watching your face as he totally beats your ass at chess, that is if you're bad at it. If not, he enjoys a challenge...if you win he’d be really impressed and give you praise, if you lose he keeps his smug face and suggests to try again if you want to.

Continuing that, he is really competitive. He's good sportsmanship, don’t get me wrong but he likes to be able to keep his ego as high as he can.

Would totally accompany Daisy to the library now that is safer, they both have a love for books. He is totally into dumb, noir novellas...You literally can’t tell me I’m wrong.

Now for my self-indulgent part of the headcanons...He has ADD! Yeah, if little habits like smoking would pass down to Nick, why not this? After all, it was a brain scan, it is totally neurological and ADD being a neurological disorder, it would make sense that it passes down to him! This would also explain how unorganized he is, and I got to say it is very interesting how a synth, a literal bot made for work has traits like “forgetting his appointments very often”, plus his impulsivity and fixation with Eddie. Besides, it makes me happy that I can find a character to relate to at that level.

He really enjoys the Silver Shroud plays. Not a super fan, but definitely enjoys the show! It’s something he would be into. (I actually don’t know if this is canon I’ve never heard him say anything about Silver Shroud, but he has some voice lines about it, PLEASE TELL ME, I WANT TO HEAR ‘EM SO BADLY.) Plus, Kent refers to him as “Synth shaped Silver Shroud”, he takes the compliment!

He is a good hugger. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. He might be a good hugger, but he isn’t too sure about them anymore ‘cuz of how his body is built.

His synthetic skin is actually quite soft! Not really soft, but more than expected.

How to break him: literally place your hand on his cheek plus some eye contact and watch him melt onto it. He is pretty much touch starved at this point so any touch will make his heart skip a beat, but do that and he will be at your mercy.

He sends letters to DiMA (obviously once he meets him, accepts him as a brother and isn’t killed) every once in a while to catch up with him! Chase is the messenger. :)!

I just realized that I’ve written lots about Nick already, so! Now Hancock. :D

If he isn’t doing drugs, he’s chewing gum, well...not at that rate, but when he can get his hands on some gum he’ll have some! He really likes it! Mint is his faV. as a funny extra, he didn’t know that swallowing it is...bad, until Sosu or Nick tells him, LMAO.

He would have a pet snake if he could have one. Like really imagine it, he would love reptiles, and know all kinds of stuff about them. He probably really likes Deathclaws.

He knows how to play the guitar. No, I do not have an explanation for this, no I do not accept no for an answer.

He likes very sour or citrus foods, his taste buds are a bit fucked up thanks to radiation, so he likes the fact that the sour taste can make his buds go off the rails. And that’s why he could eat a lemon with a straight face and even enjoy it.

He also really likes coffee, not as much as Valentine but he really likes the strong taste of it! He would drink black coffee and nothing else.

Okay, okay! Last one about food! He is a texture over taste kind of guy, that’s a big reason why he doesn’t like Mirelurk, it’s slimy and weird, no matter how cooked or uncooked it is, he absolutely hates ‘lurk meat. His only exception is boba, he loves boba.

He probably goes around the house only in boxers...because. Doesn’t he give the vibes? Like he would be either shirtless or without pants on relax days or in the mornings.

Autumn is his favorite season. He just likes the orange view of it all, even tho there isn’t much of a change, he does like the chilly breezes that are very common around this season, not cold enough to be annoying but enough to be enjoyable!

He is probably warmer than a normal human because of radiation, so his hands and overall body are warm all the time! (another reason why he likes autumn and cold weather). But yeah! Cuddling and stuff like that are so much more enjoyable with him. :)

His favorite flower might be the carrot flowers there’s around in the ‘whealth. They remind him of the sun *looks at Sole*.

And! That’s all I have for now!! :D

[sapphire-innit]

MD is a trip in SO many ways lmao

HI!! So it's been a while but I was feeling sad about some minecraft boys and it finally kickstarted me enough energy to do this again. For those who haven’t seen this before everything is tagged “dream smp liveblog” if you wanna look back.

I was thinking about rewatching some of the exile vods again to get back into the right headspace but honestly I’m gonna ride this wave while I can and jump right back into it. Maybe when I catch up fully I’ll go back and watch them all in a marathon and see how much I can make myself cry, who knows

Intro out of the way here we go! VOD: Tommy Speaks to Mexican Dream in Exile

(rp): oh man I forgot how fucked up his skin was…. And hes drowning again

He’s also lashing out at people in chat and then pulling back “Ranboo: are you alright man” ahhh buddy YOU KNOW HES NOT

….You know. Some of the Dread HAS faded but it STILL sucks when Dream logs in.

“And Tubbo hasnt spoke to me…” :(

But hes still trying!!! Hes gonna make a path!!

Lol what is this melon monstrosity lol the youtube praise Tommy just screamed lmaoo

….Dream YOU can get out of VC 2 fuck off

….just the casual “oh yeah sorry” while he blows up the armor….

“DId anyone come to see you while I was gone” I see you, you obsessive fucker

“Weve become better friends” :/

HI MEXICAN DREAM WHAT AN INTRO THEYRE JUST STARING AT HIM LMAO

Yes BULLY HIM MD BULLY HIM

“WHICH ONES HOTTER” cursed cursed cursed

Lol the tone is so absurd Im having a good time

cc!Dream taking the time to pinpoint the particular restaurant its from lmaoo this man is funny

Lol Mexican Dream just chasing Dream away with Spanish YEAH GET EM MD

Tommys so excited to have someone who might live with him omg

“Borderline my owner” ….

…,,,look I just needed a short hand ok Mexican Dream is too long to type lol

,,,,,I dont know how to process Mamacita asdfsdfsd

SOMEHOW GOT MORE CURSED

Cant believe this is canon lore because it gets. SAD?? What is happening right now

This must have been a great tension breaker for people watching live though. A Nice break. Honestly I have mixed feelings about this being my first stream back lol

…..what are those maps huh? Old Memories huh? Tommy seems actually a bit embarrassed lmao

TUBBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUBBO!!!!!

Asfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfds these fuckign pictures jesus omg

Somehow this would be more sad if Tommy wasn't blowing out his mic fake crying lmao

…..hey fuck girl Dream though

Is girl Dream canonically Dream or a different character?

“You two are the happiest couple I know” … F for the dream smp where no relationship survives lol Love is Dead

….my heart was racing while Tommy was hiding the rest of the Tubbo pictures…

“Not on my stream you better not!” afdsfdsfsdfsd

Rip Mexican Dream lol Quackity dies to mobs a lot doesn’t he

………..I just got the walls joke F F F

……hi Dream you fucker

HEY BITCH, HEY BITCH BOY!!! YEEEEE TOMMY GET HIM

….. This is why Dream kills MD isn’t it

OUCH DIRECTLY AFTER THAT

MEXICAN DREAM DID JUST JUMP IN FRONT OF TOMMY JEEZ

….. Welp this is turning serious, Tommy is literally trying to distract Dream from chasing MD

The fucking decapitation joke asdfsdfsdf

OH MD WITH THE REAL GEAR!!!

….well that was short lived. As was Mexican Dream, Rest in Pieces I guess

“That was my last friend on the server. And that was his last death” “.......” “WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY ~ :D”

“I never thought I’d see the day where Mexican Dream is canonically dead”

….. The serious tone is back for sure ….. Its staring into lava and gaslighting time

Literally just killed his friend and Dream already getting Tommy to say they’re friends…

“He died of a drug overdose” “I watched you kill him” “Noo he died of natural causes” >:(

cc!Tommy really canonizing this just to twist the knife

...hes just standing in the fire :(

………begging him for company.. “I don’t think I have very long left” …….

At least Drista will be fun?

“Its fine, its really his rules now” “After tomorrow, then I think its over”.... This is the pillar isn’t it. The pillar is happening soon

“Tommy can you stop going insane please?” - FUNDY PLS LMAO

Strange interlude with Lazar… obviously Tommy is lashing out but I also feel like there is a bit of back-handedness to his interactions as well. Maybe the only one ACTUALLY only reaching out because of pity..?

Well that was a strange and oddly sad interlude. The middle was just the wildest of rides, but the end still managed to ground it back, mostly. 13 did NOT HURT in that regard honestly lol. I feel like I’ve definitely lost some momentum by splitting things up like this -- my recommendation to anyone watching is Definitely to shotgun it if you can do so safely. Its such a well written arc, even and up to including silly streams like this, and its a shame not to have watched it all at once.

STILL! Looking forward to seeing Drista, that little chaos godling has grown on me quite a bit, not least of all BECAUSE she’s a chas godling with creative mode lol. I’ve also heard thats the other “break” exile stream, so probably a bit more lighthearted (not least of all bc idk how much Drista the person actually knows and or cares about her brother’s block game role play canon lmao)

[polyghostfacehours]

Could we get some hcs of davis with a fem partner? What are things he likes, dislikes?

Yeeeees sure baby! Always up for Davis requests.

Also a lot of this is general HCs for a partner and applies regardless of gender, but there are some female specific ones in there for ya!

What Davis Nikki looks for in a partner (+ a F!S/O):

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Davis likes those who are talkative with him. If you're too quiet, you bore him. Go off about that unique hyperfixation of yours, if it's something interesting, then he loves it! And it helps your survivability chances.

That being said, don't stay on one subject for tooo long. Also it can't be something that bores him. Confusing? Yep, that's Davis.

Davis doesn't know this about himself, but a lot of the times it's now what you say it's how you say it. If you're articulate, passionate, or funny, he can be entertained by near anything!

It's also easy to tell when he'd bored tbh, so you can use that as a hint. It's kinda written all over his face. But since most ppl don't expect him to be a serial killer, they just chalk it up their roadie having differing interests.

Davis is judgmental and doesn't like girls who are "basic", which is hypocritical bc he himself likes plenty of "basic" things.

Davis has a thing for big tits on girls. Flat is fine, it's not a deal breaker or anything, he just prefers bigger ones.

He likes girls that aren't naggy. Do not mother him. He's very independent and knows how to take care of himself from his years alone on the road. Some chick trying to be all nurturing out of nowhere? Hell no.

If anything, he prefers to take care of you. Like a pet. Your needs and wants will be met. You just can't leave is all.

If you can sing, that's a bonus. He actually loves the idea of his SO singing some song from the radio while cuddling in bed.

If you don't like talking to people, that's a big bonus to Davis. He prefers to do the talking when interacting with people on the road and convincing them to hitch with him. He prefers to not risk his partner saying the wrong thing and turning someone off.

He likes the E-girl look tbh lol.

Davis hates self-pitying people. So ones who wallow about how much everything sucks are not gonna work for him.

Davis wants a girl who's willing to peg him.

Davis has never, ever dated anyone who hasn't pointed out his sweating, so if you never do and ignore it he might just propose then and there lmao.

You have to be okay taking showers at the gym. Davis has a gym membership exclusively for showering in them so hope you're fine with that lol.

If you are a picky eater that's a deal breaker. Davis loves traveling for many reasons: the sights, the killing opportunity, etc. But a big reason is getting to try tons of unique cuisines. If you don't vibe with that and only eat, like, rice and chicken? Rip you lol.

And the biggest one of all: you gotta be okay with him killing. Gore and blood is gonna be a part of your relationship. He does it, like, at least once a month or two. He won't force you to partake, but you better not stop him if you don't want a knife in your gut.

People (especially girls) who slut-shame or talk bad about sex workers is a huge no-no for someone he wants to date. His mom was one and he grew up around them so he has a respect for them and their struggles. If you also have a problem with him hanging out or being friendly with them then tough luck they're, like, his fav drinking buddies.

[curlymantis]

ღ for Zoe & John??

Yeeeees 🤩 thank you!! Also this was so much fun to do. 🥰

Whos the first to wake up in the morning:

Zoë. 100%, she absolutely hates it tho, but her body makes her always get up between 5 and 7am. Occasionally she gets to sleep in if the previous day was an extra tough one. John also NEEDS his beauty sleep, he is such a sassy bitch if he doesn’t get it. Like honey I get it you’re mad you didn’t get your 10 hours 🙄

Whos the one to make breakfast:

Zoë cos she’s up early, however she only makes breakfast for John usually as she doesn’t like to eat a big meal in the mornings due to pain. However if John happens to rise early enough he will make himself breakfast and force Zoë to have some which she greatfully does.

Whos the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Both, it depends who manages to get up first, but mainly Zoë brings it to John as she loves doting on him. You know he loves it too.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

John, most mornings without fail. Doesn’t mean to say a quickie is always had tho. Zoë is in quite a lot of pain in the morning due to her health, she’s also always up way before him so feeling quite tired already. About 70% of the time tho she says yes.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Zoë, especially on the days she isn’t working, she practically begs John to stay home and be lazy with her. Maybe go sit in the backyard and just enjoy nature, just anything but work.

Who chooses the movies:

Both of them, they have quite similar taste in film and tend to go for comedies, horror or action. John has a soft spot for dramas as well, but don’t tell his siblings.

Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Both, but mainly John, he’s a lil horn dog and can’t help it. He craves and thrives off attention, so if he can get some more you damn well know he’s going to take it. Zoë however takes it to the next level and makes him pause the movie for… reasons 😏

Who orders lunch:

John. Always, always John. Zoë may sing in front of the cult and preform sermons but that does NOT mean she wants to have one on one interaction with a stranger when ordering food. She will attempt to avoid it at all costs.

Who steals food from the others plate without asking:

Both, but mainly Zoë. A lot of the time she finishes her food really quickly and then turn to John like: oh you gonna eat that? Or he will ask her if she’s hungry and she isn’t but then steals nibbles off his plate anyway.

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Zoë, eating is very energy consuming and tuckers her out. An occasion this especially happens at is when they go to Joseph’s for weekly family dinner and she stuffs her face on Joseph’s cooking. She then falls asleep about an hour after dinner and is asleep for the whole car ride home. Or sometimes depending on what’s happening the next day John and Zoë will stay the night.

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Both, depends on what kind of work needs doing and how busy the week has been. Also is quite weather dependant. Zoë is very troublesome to John on rainy days as it means she cooped up inside.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Zoë, definitely Zoë, she love, love, looooves ice cream. Occasionally if they’re out running errands, they will stop at a cafe and get themselves a wee treat :3 don’t tell Joseph tho cos ice cream is a sin apparently >:(

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

John, he loves seeing Zoë being happy and it seems not many things bring out the pure joy in her these days, so it just makes John be with joy and he must capture the moment.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partners face:

Zoë, she may not be the horniest out of the two of them, but she can be very immature and dirty minded. It’s one of her traits John loves, Joseph on the other hand absolutely hates it. She will make jokes around him and he loses it.

Who cooks dinner:

Zoë mainly and John assists in the kitchen, unless he’s swamped with cult work. Occasionally John cooks dinner, that can be hit or miss at times but he’s getting better at it. Cooking breakfast is his strength, not cooking dinner.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Both. Even if Zoë cooks dinner it’s easier if they both clean up together usually. If Zoë’s exhausted tho John is more than happy to clean up.

Who stays up until 2am reading:

Both. They both have issues with insomnia so sleep isn’t alway on their sides, so why lie their and stare at the ceiling when you can read or even do more work. Sometimes if John really can’t sleep he will sit on the porch and watch the stars contemplating his life, Zoë often joins him on nights like this.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Zoë, she loves watching his face, that sounds so creepy but she’s always enjoyed and needed to study peoples faces and watch them so she can understand their emotions better due to her autism. But John’s face she ESPECIALLY loves to look at. He looks so soft, serene and at peace when he sleeps without nightmares. She cherishes those moments.

Who kisses their partner while the sleep:

John. Seeing her asleep makes him happy as it lets her have an escape from everything that the world is dishing out. He loves the view but also envies it, hoping if he gives her a kiss some of her serenity will catch onto him and give him calm while his brain is on fire.

[konaizumi]

A Tale of a Thousand Stars ep 3 thoughts/reaction

I have been thinking about who i’d seen wearing the boy toy shirt before and then i finally remembered that it was techno (tharntype) lol

I hope tian and tul eventually do get to go on that road trip together, just picturing the two of them seeing a bunch of cool sights and having some freedom but also the potential comedy of two rich boys deciding to drive around in a shitty van for “authenticity” and staying in motels and not coping with this very well but at the end they come out as better rounded people

damn, tian’s parents are shitty rich people and like, eat the rich and all that, but they do at least genuinely love their son which i can appreciate that

lol Joma read him like a book

tian is so cute interacting with all the children throughout the episode

god phupha’s so in love already

after seeing tian and dr nam’s interaction i would like to renew my hope that the doctor will find out about tian’s condition (maybe he sees his pills or has to help in a medical emergency or smth) and they become friends and nam tries to help protect tian with his condition (although originally when i said this last week it was under the assumption that phupha wouldn’t see his scars until much later so i guess now phupha would also be in on the secret maybe?)

i absolutely love this montage of tian bonding with the villagers, him learning how to sew from the grandma is so pure

i know he’ll get more used to rural living, but it should be a requirement that tian has a least one ‘city boy’ incident every episode where he doesn’t know how to do something (like holding the chicken)

poor tian just wants to do good for the villagers, but my son, there are safer ways to do this, pls think about your heart (and my heart)

one of the things i really like about phutian’s dynamic is that tian is kinda a bitch, and i mean that affectionately, but when phupha criticizes or teases him he bites back and his motivation for proving himself is quite often “fuck you, watch me” and i like that (so does phupha), there’s not enough bitchy bl characters out there

they have so many tender moments in this episode

tian’s not quite in love with phupha yet but he’s getting there, especially since phupha was much nicer and more tender in this ep

“i just want to talk to you” i think is my favorite line of the episode, it just has so much impact, and then tian asks what he had for dinner back at him which is effectively saying ‘i also want to talk to you’

the finger touch(TM)

i don’t  know what he’s eating but the way he eats it makes it look so  appetizing

lol i thought phupha was gonna ask tian to hand feed him when he bent down

i will never get over phupha’s shit eating grin whenever he flirts with teases tian

phupha also strikes me as someone who can flirt easily but becomes extremely flustered when people flirt back so i hope later on we get to see tian flirt back explicitly and phupha blushes too hard to respond

okay but the way phupha was actually trying to help at first then decided to make him fall, these two are such children

the parallel between the expensive sweatshirt and the traditional shirt, showing that tian is choosing life in the village

Rang has such chaotic energy and i love him

how long has tian been in the village?

i’m so happy for tian, he’s finally been accepted and found the happiness he’s been looking for

dr nam calling phupha a kid, he knows what’s up

did phupha just confirm that he didn’t like torfun romantically? pls let it be true

how old is phupha?

also it almost sounds like phupha is proposing “take this place as your home and stay here together for a long time”

yeeeees, khaotung!! finally, he’s so cute, and tian needs a friend that’s not a forest ranger

i’m not a doctor, but if he’s not even allowed to eat spicy food he probably shouldn’t be getting that drunk right? pls be careful baby

also i love everyone out the table knowing phupha likes tian and teasing him about it

so i love this whole scene where phupha’s trying to put drunk tian to bed, but for what reason did he have to have vomit on his face the whole time, why couldn’t they have wiped it at the start of the scene

but drunk tian smushing phupha’s face and forcing him to smile

okay so i didn’t think the scar reveal would happen so soon and i was kinda looking forward to tian trying to avoid taking his shirt off in front of other people and then the dramatic reveal in front of phupha but i’m intrigued to see where this goes

where’s the fan art of big black dog phupha and pomeranian tian

we love an almost kiss and intimate moment that abruptly ends when one of the characters throws up

“last night when i took you home i saw...” who wants to bet he chickens out and doesn’t actually ask about the scars

anyways, very good ep, phutian have great chemistry and it’s only going to get better, i love this show so much and can’t for next week! 

[haknew]

get to know me tag ! 

tagged by @woosohn​ (ty again june ! <3) 

what day is your birthday?

one day i’m sure 

what’s your favorite color?

not to be that person,,, but rose quartz, serenity, and lilac ! [official answer] 

what’s your lucky number?

idk... tea bee hache 

do you have any pets?

do house plants count ? ;// 

how tall are you?

5′ 4 (i always forget this in cm sorry)

how many pairs of shoes do you own?

currently ... ? like 3 ??? 

favorite song?

oh i never have just one and it’s really about my mood :0 been playing thrill-ing a lot and other current releases so probably those at this moment in time

favorite movie?

can’t seem to pull up anything up from the dredges of my repressed memories of the time i used to watch movies but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... idk  

what would be your ideal partner?

i did this on my other blog so i’ll try to give a real answer this time to this question ... mm i need someone with a lot of empathy and patience ! i’m definitely not the easiest person to deal with ever and i really hate being confrontational,,, so when there’s a problem, they have to be willing to talk through things with me and approach me first ;;;; think it’d be nice if they were strong in the points where i’m weaker ^^ to balance i suppose ... but who knows what’ll happen, funky question lol

do you want children?

lmao no

have you gotten in trouble with the law?

nooooo i’m boring that way <33

bath or shower?

shower ! 

what color socks are you wearing?

it’s summer so no sock season ~ but normally solid colors; gray, white, black ^^

favorite type of music?

i like a bunch of stuff but i’m a pop song person at heart :]] sometimes some r&b 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

always at least two ! but rn at home i have 6 pillows haha 

what position do you sleep in?

on my sides usually ;0 hugging a pillow sometimes 

what you don’t like when you’re sleeping?

if it’s too hot, i can’t sleep ;;;; or when it’s too loud or too early in the morning to be woken up looool

what do you have for breakfast?

i’m never awake early enough for breakfast but during my 8ams i used to make a cup of instant coffee if that counts haha :]] 

have you ever tried archery?

at science camp yeeeees ~

favorite fruit?

strawberries ! and watermelon ~~ mangoes too :p 

favorite swear word?

i don’t really swear all that much so don’t really use any  

do you have any scars?

i suppose, won’t elaborate tho 

are you a good liar?

i’ve been told no i’m not but then again i lie often so 

what’s your personality type?

choi soobin (he’s an isfp OKAY ?!?!)

what’s your favorite type of girl?

all of them of course u.u 

innie or outie?

innie !

left or right-handed?

right-handed ^^

favorite food?

i really like pasta ! but there’s a canto tea cafe specialty rice dish that’s basically fried rice with tomato + beef that’s my all-time fav ^^

favorite foreign food?

hmm most everything i have is ‘foreign’ food ? that’s just my cultural cuisine stuff tho so maybe other eastern asian dishes too :0 

are you clean or messy?

really depends on my mood ;;;; i like stuff to be clean ! but that’s easier said than done sometimes haha 

most used phrase?

i use a lot of internet language so your typical acronyms ‘lol’, ‘lmao’, ‘like’, and then stuff like ‘so true’ etc. haha ahhh and of course ‘jfkdhgdkjfhgsk’

how long does it take for you to get ready?

this also depends on my mood, at speediest maybe 5 mins ! at longest maybe an hour ~ but only bc i’m staring at my phone or smth instead of actually getting ready

do you talk to yourself?

hhh yes and that’s bc it’s sometimes easier for me to vocalize thoughts than let them swirl in a confusing mess in my head, hard to sort through sometimes

do you sing to yourself?

yea ! choir kid things

are you a good singer?

hmm depends on ? your definition ... i have a good ear for pitch matching but that’s probably it ^^ (i have a small little byr cover on this blog too prob not that hard to find if people were curious but ://)

biggest fear?

[insert a long essay about ew gross feelings and insecurities no one asked for] idk bugs ?!? ig 

are you a gossip?

depends on context ! i like being in the know but at the same time i don’t go out of my way looking for drama or any tea ;-; i keep to myself mostly ! 

do you like long or short hair?

on me, longer hair ! kinda a silly / unrelated remark but my old roomie said she thinks i would look nice with really long hair so i stopped trimming it even tho it’s summer ^^ 

favorite school subject?

haha probably bio and psych ! as i should certainly hope so as a bio major >.< 

extrovert or introvert?

introvert !

what makes you nervous?

oh quite a few things hhh, social interactions do ;;;; i like talking to people but i tend to overthink just about everything so,,, i can easily misread neutral stimuli as negative haha... and going out and about now that the panoramendmic has crushed any and all my social skills / self confidence LOL 

who was your first real crush?

haha he was in my honors english course and i think he and i argued about whether puppies are capable of real emotions jfksfjglds and during PE he’d run all the way across the gym to get our volleyball if we hit it out of the court ;;;; i ended up confessing the following year but uh .... things didn’t end well and it ended up following me all 4 years of high school lmao... 

how many piercings do you have?

just the two ^^ 

how fast can you run?

at my peak i could run a mile in 8 minutes fdkjhgdfjg but nowadays running to my mailbox is difficult wtf.... listen i’ve been sitting stuck at home for almost two years now-

what color is your hair?

it’s a dark brown so dark it’s almost black around my roots but a lighter brown for the rest bc i dyed it ^^ i plan to redye it a reddish brown soon tho ! 

what color are your eyes?

dark brown as well ~ 

what makes you angry?

something jacob mentioned once i forget his exact wording but i have a lot of patience actually so rather than being angry it’s a bit more frustration, mostly at myself when smth i worked on really hard doesn’t work out, but also bc i constantly overthink and consider other people’s feelings it upsets me when other people are dismissive or plainly ignorant of the feelings of those around them... and also esp when people are unaware of how to deal with their own negative feelings so they take it out on others when they shouldn’t 

do you like your own name?

not ? particularly ... tbh jess is not my full name but even so my name doesn’t really have any meaning of anything so it’s just :// a name i guess,,, i like it when people call me by name tho in the tags <333 lmao 

do you want a boy or a girl as a child?

lmao no

what are your strengths?

this would never fly in a resume but ??? oh man wish i knew 

what are your weaknesses?

the questions is what ISN’T 

what’s the color of your bedspread?

white with blue ink drawings <333 it’s very pretty i like it a lot 

color(s) of your room?

dark biege ! a lot of warm neutral tones with splashes of pastels here and there

tagging anyone who wants to do this again haha ^~^ 

[briswriting]

i was tagged by @allywritesimagines ty mwah

rules: ship yourself with your favourite character and give headcanons on how your relationship would go

y’all already know how this is gonna go brenma? kenbri? keni ? brima? hcs incoming

bri x kenma headcanons

i have zero hand eye coordination and any sports involving a ball i am highkey scared of because i would def get hit in the face so i was never involved with sports during high school besides the swim team because i used to swim competitively which means i would probably not know the nekoma volleyball team very well

i’m also very shy so i just stick to my close group of friends and only really interacted with my peers when we’re in class so i def didn’t know the volleyball team unless i had class with some

my first job was actually being a tutor because i was that kid who took ap/honors classes so maybe that’s how i meet some of the first year members because i have to help tutor them and get their grades up

i like talking and getting to know my tutees so i can better understand how to help teach them and also because i ~try~ to make friends so i also tell them about me so that it's more of a friend relationship rather than a tutor and tutee relationship

so mayhaps the first years are like damn our tutor is kinda cool because i would totally talk video games with them and bring/make them snacks and i would help them actually learn things that they don't understand which would bring their grades up i would be their favorite senpai sorry boys

they probably invite me to one of their games and that’s how i meet kenma for the first because the first years are dragging me around the gym to meet everyone on the team before the match

kuroo is probably like “oh so this is the video game playing tutor” and he’s like nudging kenma and wiggling his eyebrows

over time i would def become friends with everyone on the team after going to so many games and practices

i can see myself becoming really close friends with kenma we’d probably just vibe together while we play video games and i’m not complaining but yea i would totally develop a crush on the pudding head and that's on having a type for quite boys yeeeee

my shy ass would never pull the first move though so i feel like kenma would probably do it after some nudging from kuroo or kuroo and the team would set up some elaborate plan to get us together

once im comfortable around people though i can get loud and sarcastic and affectionate so i’d def be a little bit like kuroo

would totally make kenma go out on spontaneous trips and dates with me once we’re together

i just wanna hold his hand and give him kisses on the cheek and hug him in public so he gets a little flustered because pda

i would def sit in his lap while he has his arms wrapped around me from behind while he plays video games during practice breaks which would cause some teasing by the team but kenma and i would most definitely say something sarcastic back to them

“ya know the two of you are always cuddly but i’ve never seen the two of you kiss on the lips before”

“kuroo don’t embarrass them they probably haven’t even had their first kiss yet and they’ve been together for months!” 

kenma would def roll his eyes at them as i let out a laugh and he would pull me into a smooch in front of everyone 

“damn i knew kenma had some game in him its because he learned from the best” this results in both me and kenma throwing something a kuroo 

we love one (1) quiet but snarky gamer couple

tagging @mikwrites @writeiolite @haikyuudreaming @nekomas-kuroo @haikyuuscreaming @letshaikyuu @akaashichigo im sorry if you've been tagged already and you’ve done this asdfghjklk

[we-are-fam-ily]

Two Lies and a Truth

Wordcount: 1,600+

Tags: Roceit, Intruality, Secret Relationship, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Allusions to Sex, SFW

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23386231

Deceit pressed Roman up against the nearest wall in the empty mindscape hallway and then hungrily captured Roman’s lips in a possessive kiss.

Roman responded enthusiastically, willingly opening his mouth when Deceit’s forked tongue sought entry against his lips. In the middle of their heated kiss, Deceit slotted his thigh in between Roman’s, drawing a moan from the other Side.

Deciding he liked that noise, Deceit disconnected their lips and pulled Roman’s collar out of the way just enough to start sucking and nibbling at Roman’s neck.

He was rewarded with another delicious moan, and Roman shifting his hips in a desperate attempt to get some friction. Deceit smirked and mouthed at a spot right behind Roman’s ear that caused the other to whine, a high pitched, needy noise.

“I- ah! I want to- mn… Tell the others.”

Deceit pulled back immediately, drawing another whine from Roman.

“Yes, we can absolutely tell the others.”

Roman’s eyes opened and he stared at Deceit.

“Why not? We’re in love, why would they be unhappy for us?”

“We’re not just having sex, Roman.”

That was a lie. Deceit was madly in love with Roman. But, Roman didn’t know that. Roman had just confessed one day and Deceit had kissed him without saying anything.

Their sexual relationship had blossomed from there. Roman kept trying to take Deceit on dates, but he’d made up excuse after excuse, going so far as to insist they keep their trysts secret from all the other sides.

“Is- is that all you think this is?” Roman was looking at him with so much hurt in his eyes that Deceit almost told the truth.

“Obviously”

Roman frowned and turned away. “I guess I was wrong about you. I thought you had more in you than villainy. If you don’t have a good reason why we shouldn’t tell the others, we should call this off.”

“Patton wouldn’t like a Dark Side dating a Light Side.”

That entire sentence was a lie. Deceit didn’t know what Patton would think.

“That’s… Not good enough for me. I guess you really were just in it for the sex. I’m tired of being your dirty little secret. We’re through.”

Deceit didn’t say anything, and Roman began to walk away. His posture was so defeated that Deceit almost reached out, but… What good would that do? He’d just ruined the best thing he’d ever had.

Feeling tears begin to fall down his cheeks, he snapped them away with a lie.

He was fine.

He didn’t notice the green door at the end of the hall click shut.

~~

“Patty! Pit-a-Patton! I need your help!”

Look. Remus didn’t care that Deceit and his brother were fucking. It was none of his beeswax. He did, however, care that they broke up. Loudly. In front of his salad.

Also Roman and Deedee were crying and nobody made them cry but him, not even each other.

So! He had a plan! Deedee was afraid that Patton wouldn’t like their relationship, so he just had to get Patton to pretend to be fucking him and then Roro and Deedee would get back together and be happy! Boom. Awesome plan.

Plus the bonus of flirting with Patton. Talk about daddy.

“Sure, kiddo! What’s up?”

“We need to pretend like we’re fucking.”

Patton’s pretty little mouth dropped open, and he also dropped his half-eaten cookie. Remus caught it before it hit the floor and offered it back to the other Side.

“See, Roro and Deedee are fucking, well, they were, but Deedee thought you wouldn’t like it so I thought if they thought we were together they would get back together and be happy!”

Patton blinked, but didn’t say anything. Remus blinked back. Slowly! Like a cat! And then he remembered.

“Right! Magic words! Please, daddy?”

The other Side gulped, took his cookie back with a trembling hand, and nodded once.

Boom! Remus had the best ideas.

He heard another Side come into the kitchen and grinned. Showtime. He leaned down and pecked the unresponsive Patton on the lips.

“Thanks, daddy!”

“S-sure thing, kiddo.”

Remus winked at Virgil, who was staring at the two of them, walked past Patton just far enough to give a little patpat to his butt, and then sunk out.

He was never washing that hand again. Patton’s butt was a thing of fantasy.

~~

Patton cornered him the next day.

“So. How- how do we do this?”

Remus heard footsteps again, coming closer to the two of them.

“Easy! We just get close,” he backed Patton into the wall, bracing an arm over the other Side’s head. “And stay there.”

Patton made an aborted squeaking noise as Remus leaned down to kiss him. He noticed that Patton tasted like hot cocoa and cookies.

“Patton? Remus?”

Remus pulled away and licked his lips, noting the dark blush on Patton’s face, before turning to Logan.

And Roman. Ha!

“What are you doing?”

“Fucking! Right, daddy?”

“Language,” Patton squawked.

But he didn’t deny it. In fact, a tentative hand came up and clutched at Remus’ sash.

Logan looked out of sorts, and Roman-

Roman looked furious.

Oops.

“Is this some sort of joke, Remus?”

He shook his head, hoping that Patton wouldn’t say anything.

“Hey!”

Crap.

Patton weaseled his way out in front of Remus, hands on his hips.

“Don’t be mean to Remus! We’re not doing anything wrong!”

Oh. Nice. Great work, daddy.

Patton spun and pulled Remus down into a quick, but bruising, kiss.

“My room later, okay baby?”

Holy fucking shit.

“You got it, daddy!” Did Remus sound as breathless as he felt? Probably.

Patton winked, grabbed his butt, and then walked away, swinging his hips a little. Talk about daddy.

“I suddenly know more about Patton than I needed to know.”

“And he’s all mine.” Remus was in love. Patton was sneaky as hell.

~~

Deceit and Remus were in the middle of a game of Cheater’s Chess when Patton came upon them.

“Ha! Pay up, Deedee! My forces just hired Cthulhu!”

“Remus.”

Deceit watched in fascination as Remus flinched and looked up at Patton.

“Yeeeees, daddy?”

What the fuck.

“I told you to meet me in my room, baby. Are you disobeying daddy?”

“No sir!” Remus shot out of his seat and bolted in the direction of Patton’s room.

“What the fuck.”

“We have a date. Have a good night, Deceit!” Patton turned and followed Remus at a more sedate pace, whistling.

Well. Maybe Deceit could repair the thing with Roman… Maybe he could even be honest about his feelings for once.

He had mainly been worried about how the others would react to their relationship, but if Patton and Remus were a thing, maybe…

Maybe it would be okay.

It would not. Roman wouldn’t even look at him, much less talk to him.

Unbeknownst to Deceit, Patton and Remus studied their every interaction.

~~

“New plan! We gotta set them up on a mushy date!”

“Hmm…” Patton seemed reluctant. Time to pull out the big guns.

“Please, daddy?”

Patton laughed and capitulated.

Remus was in charge of setting up the imagination. So, maybe his trees were a little ominous and the butterflies had skulls on the backs of their wings, but he got a kiss or two out of it anyways.

The other Side was in charge of the picnic, as well as getting Roman to the assigned spot.

Remus had to get Deceit.

~~

“Come on, Deedee! We’re close!”

Deceit climbed the hill behind Remus, grumbling under his breath. He had wanted to spend the day trying to woo Roman back, maybe even take him out on a proper date, but now he was stuck with the wrong half of Creativity.

“Hey look! It’s Roman and daddy!”

Or maybe not. Deceit watched as Remus sprinted down the hill and swept Patton into a kiss, after which they sunk out together, leaving Roman and Deceit staring at each other.

“It seems we weren’t set up.”

Roman looked like he was about to sink out himself, but Deceit rushed down and grabbed his arm.

“Look, there’s not a picnic blanket. Can we… Can we have that date, now?”

“Why? You made your feelings very clear.”

“I- I’m sorry, Roman. I lied to you because I was scared. I’m in love with you, and that terrifies me.”

Roman didn’t look at him for a long while, and Deceit started resigning himself to a broken heart.

“Okay.”

“Okay?”

“I shouldn’t, but I love you and I want to make this work. So we can try this again. But!”

Uh-oh.

“Do not lie to me again, and we aren’t having sex until we’ve figured this thing out properly.”

Oh, that wasn’t bad. Deceit nodded so quickly he felt like a bobble-head doll, and led Roman over to where the little picnic was set up.

“Do those butterflies have skulls on them?”

Roman laughed.

~~

Boom! Plan worked. Remus grinned at Patton as they watched the two others reconcile. Patton smiled sadly back at him and then sunk out completely.

Frowning, Remus followed, only to find Patton beginning the preparations of stress-baking.

“Something wrong, Pattycake?”

Patton flinched. “No, Remus. Nothing at all.”

“There is! You’re acting weird. Tell me!”

Patton didn’t respond, only kept pulling out ingredients. Fine. One last time. Hopefully it would work even after their ruse paid off.

“Please tell me, daddy?”

The other side growled and pulled Remus down, almost into a kiss.

“I’m in love with you, baby, and it’s going to kill me if you keep calling me that as a joke.” His words were feather-light and oh so tempting against Remus’ lips.

Remus blinked. It had never been a joke to him. He leaned down the short distance it took to connect their lips gently.

After a long while, Patton pulled away first. Remus winked at him salaciously.

“There’s more where that came from, daddy.”

Patton kissed him again.

[thegreatescape]

SHARE THE LOVE CONVENTION

Here’s what happened at the Share The Love Con in Milan! :) [Sorry for my terrible English lol]

At the con I was in the front row with my friends. It was amazing but at the same time I felt a little bit observed lol Pietro was the first one who greeted me and then Nicholas recognized me ;; 

After the panel, my friend and I decided to take a picture with Federico because he was too beautiful with that blue sweater and when we went to take the picture he gave us a tight hug that I will remember forever. I don't know why but I was more nervous than the previous times... maybe because he was even more beautiful than usual lol 

Then we queued for the Fede + Rocco duo and I don’t know where I found the courage but I showed them a photo in which two people were kissing a girl on the cheek and this happened sdifhoisadpo 

Damn Fede has really soft lips, I cry just thinking about it. I left the room shaking like a leaf lol Then we went to the autographs of Nicholas, Greta and Beatrice. Greta and Bea were a wonderful surprise. They are both so kind and sweet. When Greta saw my drawing she gave me a hug and said ‘thank you’ a hundred of times. She was sooo cute! ;; 

Even Beatrice thanked me so much and complimented me and said “You drew me so hot!” And I was like "Well, you are" haha ​​

Then I went to Nicholas and this happened:

Nicholas: Hi! I'm a big fan of yours!

And I smiled at him sooo embarrassed.

Nicholas: I don't know how to thank you! I’m very tired after a drawing, you draw 10 drawings every day! You're very good.

Then Greta arrived at his table and said: Did you see my beautiful drawing with the pink background?

And he was like: Mine is gray! :(

Me: I made the backgrounds based on the shirt you had in the photos and you always have a black shirt.

Nicholas: I have to do a photoshoot then haha

Nicholas then asked me to show some of my drawings to Bea and when I showed her my Instagram profile she remembered those I had done for her and Greta added: Oh my God you made me the drawing of me and Nini kissing? It's beautiful! ; _;

This is Nicholas’ autograph. He drew me Luchino eating pizza’s crusts LOL

Then we went to the autographs of Pietro, Fede and Rocco and I have to say that this was one of the most beautiful moments of the Convention. When Pietro saw me he greeted me with an "Hello darling, how are you?" And before I answered he said: "Did you bring me something?" And when I gave him the drawing he said: “Oh my God, it's awesome! This is a new one!”

Me: “Well, yes, I couldn't post it before, it had to be a surprise!”

Pietro: “Can I keep it? ;)”

Me: “Sure it's for you! Also, sorry if I tag you on so many drawings.”

Pietro: “It makes me so happy! You drew the futuristic black and white one, the one where I’m in Venice, the one with the flag you gave me last time and ... this, right? (he remembered all of them ; ___;) And then he added: “But you drew Federico more :( AHAHAH”

Then I went to Fede and he said: “I know that yesterday was your birthday so… HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” And he sent me a kiss. I died. Then I gave him the drawing and he thanked me and he looked at me with a pleased smile saying: “What can I write here ..?” And he wrote me this beautiful autograph that I’ve to frame. 

Then, without saying anything, he got up and hugged me and it was a beautiful moment because I didn't want to let him go. Maybe that was the best hug- not only because it lasted longer but because I could tell him how grateful I was for everything.

Then I went to Rocco and he greeted me with a big smile saying: “Hello Giulia, how are you ?!” And I was actually dying inside so I immediately gave him the drawing and he said something like: “Wtf is this a drawing? Oh my God it’s amazing thank you so much” and he showed it to Fede.

Then in the afternoon there were other panels but for those I will make a special mentions at the end of the post.

Then there was Fede and Rocco meet & greet. It was pretty weird because we were all so shy and we didn’t know what to say so they told us something that happened on set during Marti and Nico reunion on the terrace in 2x09.

Fede: “Ludovico told us ‘Kiss!', so we did it. It was so romantic, but when we stopped, I noticed that I had Rocco's snot on my cheek. So I said: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? THIS IS DISGUSTING! and the atmosphere was ruined.

Rocco: “It's true HAHAHA”

Fede: “I had your snot on me all the time! You were always crying!

Rocco: "Yes, there was an important exchange of body fluids. AHHA”

Then we went to eat the pizza with the cast. The first one who sat at our table was Federico. I was the first one to get the pizza and he said: “Well you're the birthday girl that’s why they gave you the pizza first”. I just smiled like an idiot and he said: “Eat it or it gets cold!"

Me: "No, I'm waiting for you …"

He: “But if it gets cold, it sucks”. (it sucked anyway haha)

Then me and my friends started arguing with him bc Federico claimed that the pizza has to be cut in 8 pieces (and we were cutting it in 4). Thankfully Pietro arrived and supported us and told Fede: “Stop being so annoying” ahah.

After that, there was the most embarrassing interaction that I've ever had with him. We looked at each other and he smiled, so I smiled back but I was too nervous to say anything. Basically we kept smiling for like 15 seconds and it all ended with an embarrassing silence :))))

Then Rocco sat right next to me and he was so… excited? Haha

Rocco: “Did you eat today?”

Me: “No, we were anxious…”

Rocco: “Why? C’mon we know each other now! We’re friends!” (I almost cried, I swear).

Then I showed him a bracelet that my friends bought me for my bday (a heart with the word ‘Sbedemmic’ written on it) and he enlightened and said: “Nooo! Oh my god! Sbedemmic !? A-ma-zing!”

Then we asked him how to pronounce “Maxence” and Rocco called him at out table and Maxence rushed to us leaning towards us and we were blown away because he has really beautiful eyes and honestly I didn't even listen to what he said ahaha

Then Nicholas joined us and said  "I want to sit right next to Giulia” (I wanted to hug him ;u;) and we talked about drawings and it was wonderful. Then at a certain point I don't remember what he wanted to ask Bea and he started to call her addressing a girl at the table next to ours and only after a while we pointed out that Bea was sitting on the other side of the room and he was like: “Who was I calling? The girl doesn't even have hair like Bea!” HAHAH

Before he left we hugged each other tight and we  thanked each other for everything.

Maxence is literally an elf. He is nice, funny and he gave me a lot of positivity. We asked him to take a photo all together and he immediately put the glass of wine down because “If my mom sees the picture she gets angry” xD He said he never had the chance to interact so much with the fans at the events and that he thinks it’s amazing to create a bond with us.

Then I apologized bc I tag him on a lot of drawings and he asked me “Wait, what did you draw?”

Before I answered him he started to jump on the chair saying “The raccoon one!?”

Me: “Yes, even the-”

He: “The one with the shirt! Come on, let me see it!”

So I showed him the drawing and he exclaimed: “YEEEEES! THIS ONE! YEEEEES! THE SHIRT!!!”

He thanked me and I closed instagram, but I had forgotten to change my background and I had a photograph of me with Federico.

Maxence saw it and said: “Is that your boyfriend?"

And I said: “I WISH!”

I swear I didn't want to say it out loud, but it was spontaneous. He widened his eyes and literally burst into laughing while I turned RED. I apologized saying it wasn’t my intention to say it out loud but he said that he got that bc he read the panic in my eyes as soon as I realized it, but he appreciated my spontaneity and he said that it will be our little secret xD (then we talked outside and we took a couple of photos, he even chose the poses AHAHAH but then we got caught and the staff told him to go inside xD).

1 December

The second day in the morning we went to the autographs of Robin and Lukas and they both thanked me so much for the drawings (I will never forget their expressions ;;). 

After giving Lukas the drawing he stood up and hugged me tight and he was the sweetest, with his beautiful and kind smile :’)

Then I took a photo with Nicholas 

and a duo with Maxence and Rocco where I asked for a group hug and Maxence said: A POLIPATA ?! (an Italian word that idk how to translate. Obviously Rocco taught him that haha it’s like “hugging like an octopus” lol)

The last photos were those with Federico. When I showed him the photo I wanted to do he made an expression that I will never forget a mix between a smile and ;) and he said: “Uh, today we are in the mood for kisses”. And of course I turned BRIGHT RED :DDD

The last activity of the day was the autograph with Maxence. He thanked me for the drawing and said "You made me a beautiful drawing, so I will also make your own beautiful drawing" and he made a stylized character of me ahaha

At the cocktail party Maxence was the first one to sit with us! He didn’t know what to say so he asked us to do a toast and we all said in chorus 'cin-cin' and he said: "Do you know that ‘cin-cin’ means vagina in Chinese?” Ahah This was the highlight of our conversation.

Then Nicholas and Rocco came at our table and we talked all the time about medicines and reflux lmao We looked like the geriatric department bc they said that all the cocktails tasted like medicines lol 

Then Pietro and Fede arrived, both sooo tired, but Fede greeted us with "Hello rays of sunshine!" And we were literally dying . Pietro said he was worried about not being able to return home because he would have arrived after midnight and he didn't have the keys. "I can't call someone and say "Hi, I'm the guy who lives upstairs" ahaha

Then we talked to Lukas and Robin and they were so cute ;; Lukas is a very interesting person, he has a pure soul and it was a pleasure to know him ;; 

In the end, Bea and Greta arrived and we gossiped a lot, especially about boys haha

Best moments of PANELs:

-Nicholas said his favorite word is Australopithecus Robustus and Greta said "Fregno" (it’s a slang for ‘hot’) xD

-Fede said his Spirit animal is a Golden Retriever and that Martino’s is a fox

-Fede made fun of Rocco because he spoke with metaphors that didn’t make any sense so Fede was like: Enough Rocco, enough! Stop it! THAT'S ENOUGH!

-We made a video for Bea and everyone cried in the room

-THE KARAOKE

-Fede said that Rocco didn’t know how to ride a bicycle and they had to shoot that scene a lot of times

-Fede complimented Rocco and then he gave the microphone to him saying: “Come on, I’m waiting.” Because he wanted to get compliments too haha

-Rocco sat in the audience and asked Fede the story of Bambi and Fede called him “Er Lucertola (lizard)” in revenge and said that the name of Bambi was born because of a toxic (Rocco haha)

-Pietro who answered BOH to all the questions haha

-When a girl mentioned the 4th season (even if we couldn’t) and everyone said to keep hoping and thanked us for fighting so much during these months and then Rocco said: Yes, thank you very much for the support. Without you it wouldn't have been pos— Everyone: ROCCO !!!!! haha

-When another girl talked about Massimo Reale -Dr. Spera- (referring to the photos he posted from the 4th season’s set) and then Bea said: She just wanted to know the name of Dr. Spera and yes, it’s Massimo Reale xD

-Rocco screaming SBEDEM

Here’s some pics I took at the panels :) 

Everything was AWESOME! I miss them all so much ;;

Please if you want to use one of these pics tag my instagram account:  here

[destiel-love-forever]

15x07 Thoughts

This is the first episode I haven’t felt like curling up and sobbing after, so that’s something... right? 

Here are the things I liked (& my feelings didn’t mind):

The friend telling her drunk/puking friend “Purge your sins, then we’ll get ya home” - does anyone else think Sam has said this to Dean more than once in this situation? Because I could almost hear Sammy’s voice.

Sam & Eileen EVERYTHING

Cooking and being all domestic together; giggling in the kitchen when Dean walks in

Being hungover together - Eileen convincing Sam to make REAL bacon, and Sam being all smiley and giddy. He needed this <3 It’s so nice to see him smile and be happy. Yeeeeees. 

“Put the sock on the door” & Sammy looking flustered but not correcting Dean (; 

Sam & Eileen getting all excited about Dean leaving because it’s ‘progress.’ They’re like two mother hens worried about their grumpy little Dean. 

SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION DURING RESEARCH

Cockblock Cas (payback, Sammy). 

Eileen telling Cas she “got better” after dying. 

Badass/angry Eileen choking out the douchebag

The cop’s accent, outlook on life, belief that “I coulda been the next Denzel” && most importantly, him telling Dean to try show business because “you’ve got the look.”  -- wait, what is this, a man flirting with Dean again? What a surprise. 

“There may be some of you inside Chuck” Cas says, & Eileen’s face as she says “Ewww.” 

Cas “probing” Sam

Cas’ eye roll & then long dramatic sigh when he’s listening to Dean’s voicemail. Then the slight hesitation before leaving his message. & the growled “where are you?” is just... yeeeees. 

BADASS MF CAS IS BACK 

“I will find you and burn you alive.”

Going fricken darkside and acting like the mafia, using Bobby to track the man’s niece and being prepared to kill her instantly if necessary. 

“I like this you, Castiel. It’s very... Russian.” YEEEEES. 

Dean getting to see his old friend - smiling & laughing & being fucking happy for once. 

Dean singing - & that cute little awkward tap to the mic before he does so. Just gaaaaaaah him singing <3

“Roadhouse Rules”

Dean Winchester getting all protective against rapist assholes is my kink 

Dean finding the shotgun - “God bless Texas”

DEAN & CAS ACTUALLY SAW EACH OTHER!!! I THOUGHT THEY WEREN’T GOING TO INTERACT BUT THEY DID. YEEEEEES. 

That casual “hey” and Cas’ relieved “Dean.”

Cas barely able to look at him. 

That deep breath Dean takes in. So happy. Grounded. Relieved. Finally finally Cas is back. Cas is home. 

Cas practically running out of the room, and Dean being disappointed. 

**** also, side note: they talk about how Sammy is doing in this scene just like this did right before the break-up, which is a great circle back since this is (sort of) their reconciliation. 

“I THINK WE CAN BEAT GOD”

&& who does Dean look at right away??? Who folks? Yup. Cas! 

Here are things I liked (but hit me right in the feels…):

Pretty much ALL Dean - especially most of his time with Lee. 

I mean... right at the start there... that’s a lot of beer and empty liquor bottles in Dean’s room. He’s drinking way too much...

Dean turning down BACON - & after a comment where Sam said “look who’s alive” & Dean had mumbled “mostly.”

Lee’s sad voice/look as he asks, “You’re still huntin’, huh?”

Their reminiscing about John/Talk about life

The two of them (Dean & Lee) wasted on a hunt together & getting in trouble

His concern when he hears that John died hunting - his face & voice, the way he looks at Dean like he’s practically picturing Dean meeting the same fate - “That’s usually how this ends, innit?” 

Dean asking Lee if he regrets leaving. When he says not at all, Dean’s distant look... his wheels are turning SO MUCH during this whole time he spends with Lee. So much possibility. You know this boy secretly just wants to be DONE. He wants what Sam and Eileen had that morning. He wants domestic, safe, happy. 

“There’s nothing you can’t have man” & Dean’s forced smile and laugh, “Oh come on, who’s gonna kill the bad guys?” & Lee being COMPLETELY serious when he says, “Somebody else.”

Talking about John’s music when they were young. 

The fact that Cas almost IMMEDIATELY asks “Where’s Dean?” when he gets to the bunker </3

Dean looking ready to cry in the basement, && the way he flinches when Lee touches him. He’s pissed, yes, but it’s drowning in so much sadness and betrayal. He’s just broken at this point. So broken... I hate it. 

“Why do you care so much, Dean?” - “Because someone has to.”

Lee telling Dean “it’s okay.” Saying he’s glad it was Dean to kill him. God damn. My heart... poor Dean... jeez. First he has to kill that kid on his knees, & now his old friend he cares a lot about telling him it’s okay too. Just. GAH. 

Things I hated:

That stupid girl at the stupid bar with the stupid smile and the stupid flirting and the stupid HAND TOUCHING DEAN’S ASS!

Thoughts I have on Lee/Dean:

Am I the only one who thinks Dean slept with this guy before? Because... I think he’s slept with him before. Like, if we’re going with the canon where Dean has been acting on his bisexuality all this time and just hid it, then I totally think Dean slept with this man before. When they were young. Maybe he was Dean’s first time with a guy? 

That look when they first see each other lasts a little too long before they go off together. 

Lee always touching him

“They were not twins, they were triplets, and we split them up fair and square” - OH YEAH I BET YA DID. 

Him calling Dean out - “You can’t just sit around lip singing Eye of the Tiger while no one’s watching” which indicates that LEE was watching back then. He was watching everything (;

ALSO: Am I the only one getting vibes of Lee being a dominant??? Maybe Dean’s first dominant? Because I can just see little submissive teen aged Dean trying so damn hard in his daddy’s jacket to be this badass, tough guy, and Lee coming along and stripping him down (in more ways than one). 

Him calling Dean ‘my boy’

That twinkle in his eyes as he takes Dean in, appraising him just like a dom would. 

Calling Dean ‘boy’ AGAIN: “Come on, boy.” 

&& no, this isn’t like how John would sometimes call him that, because Lee isn’t John’s age, it’s clear he’s Dean’s age. Just from their reminiscing alone, you can tell they were kids (young adults) & John was the ‘grown up.’ 

AND I’M SORRY BUT HE SPANKS DEAN ON THE STAGE. SPANKS HIM!!! AND DEAN GETS SO DAMN FLUSTERED. LIKE... HEY THERE. WOAH. OKAY. YEAH. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, SIR, BUT YEAH... I SEE YOU. OKAY. YOU AIN’T MY DOM ANYMORE, BUT I SEE YOU. 

*** CODA coming soon!!! ***

[paramecie]

Okay I need to talk about dark phoenix under the cut because I have so many opinions. I’ll stay vague at first and then get into real spoilers at the end, with what I didn’t like and what I liked

IN GENERAL

- THE MUSIC WAS INCREDIBLE. Not surprising since it was composed by Hans Zimmer, but it truly gives an incredible mood to the movie.

- I feel like it’s one of the most feminist superhero movie I’ve ever seen? Not in everything, but the women were _central_ to the story and the men ... well. You could get rid of all the men in the story (except maybe for Charles) and you’d still get the same movie. A nice change, if you want my opinion.

- Jean Grey is one of my favourite character and I LOVE Sophie Turner; so this movie was completely my kink lol The entire cast is amazing, but she truly gave everything she’s got in this movie, and it shows. 

- there’s not a lot of cherik scenes, but the few we have are GOLD. 

- the fights were excellent! We get to see them all fight together, and it works so well.

- SPACE !! The scenes in space looked AMAZING.

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TRUE SPOILERS !!!!!! 

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What I didn’t like : 

- Charles looked like he didn’t care that much about Raven’s death. He didn’t even scream her name, or rush towards her, he just looked ... cold. I guess they wanted to focus on Hank’s grief first because they needed to explain why he would want to kill Jean, but it did strike me as weird and it made Charles look uncaring.

- The scene where Jean force Charles to walk up the stairs. It made me really uneasy. 

- @akasanata mentioned a good point : all three of the main women characters died (more or less) at the end, which is ... not good. At all. Chastain’s character had to die, I hardly see how they could have done it differently, but I have mixed feelings about Jean’s maybe-death and Raven. 

- Erik getting angry over Raven’s death felt a bit forced, as did Hank and Erik bonding over their love for Raven ... but ah I kinda accepted it now? The end of xma showed that Erik considered Charles and Raven as his last surviving family, and he said just before to Jean that he was tired of losing loved ones; even if Erik changed and calmed down, he’s still Erik at his core and he’s always reacted with anger after losing someone.

- More backstory about the aliens would have been nice, but tbh I only wanted to see all the mutants interacting with each others so I couldn’t care less about the villains lol. They could have just put an alien wearing a “I’m the bad guy” t-shirt and I would have been satisfied.

- They still can’t make people fly without it looking ridiculous eh. All the scenes where Raven, Erik, or Ororo were flying looked cheap.

- Quicksilver ???? I mean, I’m glad they focused on the women, but he’s Erik’s son and as far as we know Erik still doesn’t know? 

- Scott. Sorry mate, I just don’t like you, you have the charisma of an oyster.

What I liked : 

- Jean. The movie focused on Jean’s struggles, and did an amazing job at showing her internal conflicts. It’s her battle, she got rid of the threat on her own and didn’t need help, only reminders that people loved her.

- CHARLES AND JEAN’S RELATIONSHIP. It was the highlight of the movie, seriously, she’s his daughter, period. 10 years old Jean was adorable. When she says “I know. You did it out of love.” to Charles ??? YES. THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE.

- Refusing to tell a 10 years old girl that his father rejected her is completely understandable, Charles was right to keep it from her, she was a child. But from Jean’s point of view, she had to deal with the guilt of killing her two parents for years, only to discover that one of them is still alive? Yeah, I’d be pretty pissed if I were her. Charles also points out that the cosmic force in her makes Jean incredibly full of rage, she’s not exactly rational at this point. 

- When Jean asked Charles if he’s going to kill her and he replied with a broken voice “oh Jean, never. Never.” GOOD. EXCELLENT. 

- ERIK. My man. Listen, I hated Erik’s characterization in every movie except xmfc, and now I can said that I finally liked another one. Erik living in Genosha in this dusty shack? YES. Erik actually saving humans from Jean? YES. 

- ERIK ACTUALLY LISTENED TO CHARLES AND CHANGED HIS MIND. He listened to Charles for the first time, can I get an AMEN. 

- Erik’s fight in the train scene ??? HOLY SHIT. The casual way he uses his power, the ease, the way he moves, everything was excellent. It was actually ... incredibly hot lol. I feel like we’ve never been given a scene like this with Erik before? Anyway, I’ll take a 24hours loop of this moment, please.

- Erik protecting Charles and Jean by blocking the door with metal scraps! YES! That’s WHAT WE WANT!!

- Kurt’s fighting was also excellent. Truly shows his potential. 

- We get to see Charles using his powers to fight too !

- the kitchen scene between Hank and Charles was incredible, in my opinion. Hank feels guilty, he’s desperate and angry, so it does make sense for him to lash out at Charles - you’re not coherent when you’re in mourning, and Charles had been the last disagreement between Hank and Raven. Charles is right when he said that Hank’s not being fair- but Hank’s lost in his grief and can’t see past his guilt and anger. Charles has never been good with grief either, but he deals with it differently : he tries to ignore it, or to numb his feelings (often with alcohol). So we have these two people, mourning in completely different ways;  it’s not surprising that they got angry at each other.

- Erik’s little speech to Jean about how revenge never got him anything and just made him hurt those he cares about ? I never expected Erik to actually say it in canon.

- Speaking of Erik’s speech to Jean, the way Erik repeated “whose blood is this??” more and more urgently BROKE MY HEART. The panic in his eyes and voice ! You can see that he starts to worry about what Jean has done, that he’s suspecting that something went really wrong and he’s thinking of Charles, Raven, all the ones he cares about in the school.

- JEAN’S “I HAVE TO PROTECT MY FAMILY” killed me, IT KILLED ME GUYS

- THE FUCKING ENNNNNNNNNNNNNND !!!!! “Jean Grey school”?? YES. Hank as director ?? YES. Charles retiring in Paris? YES. ERIK FINDING HIM IN PARIS??? YES. BRINGING A CHESS BOARD WITH HIM? YEEEEES

AND THEN

Erik reminding Charles that Charles saved his life and gave him a home once, and Erik wants to do the same !!!!!!!!!!!! “You saved my life and offered me a home, i want to do the same for you” OH MY GOOOOD THEY’RE GOING TO LIVE TOGETHER I can’t BELIEVE And Charles is like, so ready to cry, he’s so touched by Erik’s words, and then their little banter ashfjgjglhkjf I DIED

- Also, there’s actually an easter egg in french? Like, the café they’re in is called the “café des vieux copains” aka “café of old friends” and they’re in the “rue de la paix” aka “Street of Peace”. Nice. 

Charles’ characterization (I feel like it deserves a category on its own because I don’t agree with most posts I’ve seen about it) : 

- I didn’t expect to like Charles’ character arc. I LOVE Charles and, if he’s not perfect, he’s always been driven by his love for others and mutants and that’s like, the core of his character. Hence why I’d never accept a world where he’s become vain and selfish ... and it just so happens that it’s fortunately not how I felt he was portrayed in the movie.  

He was pictured as stressed, nearly close to a burnout. I mean, can you picture the amount of pressure he’s under? For the first time in three decades, he managed to do what he dedicated his life for : to make a world where mutants and humans coexist, where mutants are accepted and loved ! It’s exhilarating, and yet terrifying. He knows better than anyone that one small mishap could tip the balance to their disadvantage and destroy everything he’s worked for, could endanger all mutants all over again. And because it’s Charles, he bears the burden of this terrifying possibility all by himself, because that’s how he always did it - protect the others, shoulder the weight of their burden alone. 

In the beginning of the movie, he’s happy, pleased that everything worked out, and yet you can see that he’s definitely not okay - he drinks a lot, has a temper, makes more and more rash decisions about his x-men. Raven calls him out on it, but he refuses to see the truth because then he would have to admit that he can’t actually control everything and keep the perfect world they created. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that we don’t see him teaching anymore; he has to focus on their public image, on keeping their fragile balance with humankind, and this is slowly taking over what he loves : teaching. 

I see the Charles’ character arc in xmdp as Charles slowly realizing that he can’t protect everyone, that his desire to control everything didn’t keep Raven and Jean alive, and accepting that he has to delegate and trust others to do their best to keep mutants safe. Anyway, he NEEDS to rest, he needs to mourn, and I thought that his retirement was the best ending we could have for him !