#{ Shenanigans }

[hoodiegal]

so I know this is a sheep, but, close-enough-trivia:

in swedish, the name for a baby goat is "killing"

I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

[gabbodelaparra]

Rumor has it.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Pliskin: Revolver Ocelot is a former member of FOXHOUND who was a part of Liquid Snake's Shadow Moses insurrection. A former member of the KGB who participated in various wars, his specialty is the Colt Single Action Army revolver, which he calls "the greatest handgun ever made."

Raiden: So that's why they call him "Revolver Ocelot"!

Pliskin: No, "Revolver" isn't for his guns. It's because he's bisexual.

[1-delululand-1]

LaDS poly gc shenanigans

Convincing Sylus to dye his hair?

Includes: Zayne, Sylus, Caleb, Xavier, & Rafayel

Tw: Caleb getting in trouble, crack, Rafayel's dramatic ass, crack, insinuations, did I mention crack

[hoodiegal]

Refurbished

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[itsshowtimeguy]

You hear an explosion in the distance. The all-too common rumble shaking the ground for a moment before quickly subsiding. A figure runs past you from the source of the carnage.

"HAHAAAAHAHAHA!!" he cackled maniacally as he kept on running. Will you follow, or will you simply stand by and watch the aftermath of the chaos?

[justlt000]

[insanityislife101]

IF IT HAS A FUCKING SCREEN

AO3 WILL BE FUCKING SEEN

[gabbodelaparra]

When are we starting the campaign to ask for KUDOS on each chapter instead of one for the whole work?

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

[disbabeled]

Things that should be normalized:

Taking meds in public

Going out to eat by yourself

Not having your drivers license

Asking about allergies when eating out

Things that should NOT be normalized:

Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace

[eunnieboo]

every single time

[sketchbook-magic]

I genuinely haven't laughed so hard in months, but because people found out that the CEO of meta gave bribes to the government both in cash and stocks to ban TikTok, people are fleeing in droves to Rednote which is the actual Chinese version of TikTok AND leaving meta! He didn't lose users to TikTok but now that he's playing ringmaster to be funny, he's finding out the clowns can be fucking hilarious! Anyways, I'm now learning Mandarin, and I can't figure out why I can't change my profile pic but it's a rubber ducky so I'm cool with it.

[cloudy99]

I have been brainrotted so much I forgot aspens were a real thing and not just made up in the name of folly regretevator

@noorthestar

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

[junior-theabgshark]

[iamliquid]

Okay. New thought. Hear me out.

Jason with motorcycle.

Jason, motorcycle AND 'white girl' music.

A little like this:

Goon 1: Hurry up guys! We don' want boss waitn' to long!

Goon 5: Uh.. hey lads? What's that music? I ain't never hear California gurls playin' down h're.

Goon 1: ...

The sound of a motorcycles engine becomes louder, as well as the very noticable and very known lyrics of California gurls as well as a distinct voice singing it.

Goon 2: SHIT SHIT DUCK DOWN

All of the goon scramble to duck down and hide.

Goon 5: What? What is it? The goon whispers

As the sound becomes louder and louder, the engine of the motorcycle pauses for a while but soon continues on. The goons all let out a heavy breath, that was a close one.

Goon 6: Oh thank the Lord. I thought he found us for a second..

Jason standing like right behind them whispers into one of the goons ears: California girls-

And that's why if you hear California gurls playing in Gotham, you should run because it's the Red hood.

Now. You must be wondering, if Jason is with the goons.. where is the motorcycle? Well let's just say Tim had a fun time scaring the shit out of people.