#{ Shenanigans }

[hoodiegal]

HP Lovecraft

the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life

[thatskindarough]

I've made this little fic as my written contribution to the Good Omens Spooky Bang! I'd like to give a big thanks to my artist partner @justzrero for the two wonderful companion pieces made with the fic! Their art captured the vibes perfectly and i think the colors are phenomenal! Check out their account for their other art!

This story is about Aziraphale and Crowley going to the apple orchard, and Aziraphale has to deal with spooky shenanigans while crowley is non the wiser. Aziraphale wouldnt want to ruin their day after all...

Please check out all the other contributions to the Spooky bang collection as well!

[doctordobailey]

L Kittens - (Foster)

It’s time for shenanigans with the L girls! 🤪😂

[inkbotkowalski]

[images are screenshots of a Reddit post in No Stupid Questions and one comment:

How long do pajama pants usually last before fart holes tear them apart?

FINAL EDIT (as in, the thread has concluded, no more need to comment):

A couple of comments on this post have suggested that my issues are caused by the dryer settings I use. Indeed, those comments reminded me that my 100% cotton undershirts also gradually weaken over time, and only last ~15 months before I stop wearing them because they tear too easily. This seems very plausible. I will do more research, experiment with my dryer, perhaps set up a clothes line, and see how things turn out in a couple of years.

Thank you to everyone that has tried to help me figure out the root cause.

END OF FINAL EDIT

For me, the answer is roughly 9 months of real-time, so about 3 months of actual wear-time, before a large tear develops next to where the anus is typically situated.

Base facts:

I am European, so I wear pajama pants without underwear.

I live in the USA, so I purchase pajama pants from US vendors.

I always buy 100% cotton pajama pants.

I usually alternate between 3 different pairs of pajama pants, wearing each pair for 3-4 nights in a row before putting them in the laundry.

A pair of pajama pants, worn in this fashion, typically lasts ~9 months before developing a significant fart tear that makes it unwearable.

I wear boxer shorts as underwear while awake, each pair for 1 day in a row, and have only had 2 such pairs develop fart holes in the last 6 years.

I rarely fart while clothed and awake.

Is this experience typical? How long do others' pajama pants last before fart tears make them unwearable?

EDIT: I have remembered why I associate these holes with farts. Typically the final straw that causes the tearing occurs after I get angry in the evening, after having already changed into pajama pants, and end up farting as a result of the anger. This is not a common occurrence but it always precedes the final tearing of a pair of pajama pants.

Comment by ChuckoRuckus:

I’m not sure what’s more ridiculous…. Farts blowing holes in your pajamas, or you’re farting out of anger.

I’ve never been so full of rage that my ass starts barking. Do you wake up and choose flatulence instead of violence?]

I'M DEAD. I'M DECEASED. I HAVE PERISHED. I LAUGH-CRIED.

(and no, that's not typical European behaviour!!!)

r/NoStupidQuestions continues to deliver

Plus I have to include my favorite comment:

[thevoidstaredback]

Dick: I love you, bitch *strums guitar*

Wally: ...

Dick: I ain't ever gonna stop lovin' you, *strums guitar* bitch

[disbabeled]

Things that should be normalized:

Taking meds in public

Going out to eat by yourself

Not having your drivers license

Asking about allergies when eating out

Things that should NOT be normalized:

Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace

[eunnieboo]

every single time

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

@girugin

Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

[junior-theabgshark]

[8balldoodles]

Listen what if. What if mihawk got de-aged or soemthing and zosan forced temp parents

[batman-katflap]

Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.

He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'

Suprisingly, the share price goes up.

[hoodiegal]

Sun/Moon is the best Pokémon game released since the 3DS era, and Team Skull is like 90% of the reason

i like how im a good deal into the game and yet still have no idea what team skull’s motivation is. theyre just kind of there, doing inexplicable shit like this

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Food is Good for the Core

~

Jason met Danny months ago when he stopped by one of the diners,

Danny was on his lunch break about to eat his ecto infused food when he felt someone with a starving proto-core enter his dinner, his head snapped towards the entrance his gaze locking onto a rather tall man with the expression of someone who was hangry for lack of better words.

His core chirped a greeting, he felt the mans proto-core rumble a barely there response.

The man stumbled towards him his eyes flashing green

"Wha-who are you?"

Once he was close enough Danny grabbed his sleeve and pulled him down onto the seat next to him, pushing his food towards him.

"There you go Firecracker, you look like you really need it"

Jason was about to protest not sure what was even happening when the smell of the food hit him, next thing he knows he's swallowing the last bite.

He leaned back staring

Just staring

He had't felt this satiated and calm since, well since a very long time.

"My name is Jason not Firecracker , now what the hell was in that? Why did I react like that?"

"Well Firecracker, my name is Danny and please tell me that you know that you ..uh died?"

-Time Skip-

"-And so basically you need ecto to be healthy and happy, did you understand all that?"

"Where will I need to go to find that?"

"No worries big guy, I'll make you the food free of charge and in the future I'll start showing you how to properly make it. Also you need to be careful with the ecto food, normal humans tend to act weird even with just a little taste to our foods."

~

Danny & Jason eating together getting along

Dick: "My baby brother has a friend and didn't tell me!"

~

Danny & Jason cooking together: "Oh that's why they say food is the way to a man's heart"

~

Danny & Jason being smitten with one another & starting to unconsciously do ghost courting things.

Oracle watching from the cameras: "What the fuck?!"

~

Dick being nosy realizing that Jason's new boyfriend is putting something into the food Jason and he eat that goes into an extremely secure case.

Dick being suspicious and investigating, manages to steal a bite feels super loopy and weird for the next few days

Dick: "I've connected the dots!"

Jason: "You didn't connect shit."

Dick: "I've connected them!"

Dick thinks they're doing drugs

~

Dick slamming the door open: "Jason is doing drugs!"

Tim: "That doesn't sound like him are you sure?"

Dick on the ground wailing

Tim: "..."

~

Just an Idea

[offendedteaspoon]

“average person has 3 sons a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 sons per year. Father Abraham, who has many sons (I am one of them and so are you), is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[lilystrations]

Brought to you by the smoothest rogue you ever did see.