#{ I hoard threads. }

[thcophagy]

open to: anyone.

featuring: owen malone, twenty-nine, bisexual, bartender.

plot: owen is your muse's pervy roommate and has been trying to sleep with them for months, despite being friend-zoned on multiple occasions. on a scolding hot summer day, the power cuts in their building and they are forced to find a way to cool down and entertain themselves.

sprawled out on the couch in nothing but a pair of shorts, the kind that hugged the meat of his thick thighs and left little to the imagination, owen shamelessly ogled the half-naked body of his roommate as they saundered past him and into the kitchen. usually he would've been miserable on such a day, his petulant tendencies would have made him whiny and intolerable to be around when trying to deal with the intensity of the heat but it didn't take much to cheer him up and the amount of skin on show for him to admire made him almost thankful for the heatwave hitting the city. "y'know, i'm into this look you've got going on..." he waved his hand around in their direction upon their return back into the living room and his eyes fell to the glistening skin of their midriff. "but it still feels like a lot of clothes... i think the shirt needs to come off- for your sake, that is."

[cicadaknight]

making a bojagi style curtain using linen scraps

[naphiatra]

it would be cool if these puzzles came back. wasn't around for when mysterious paper scraps released, but it would be fun having a flgiht rising arg

[heiilari]

I promise I'll get to this all soon I just been procrastinating && I was sick too for a bit

I have everything in my drafts I'll update my queue too!

I know I've been posting stuff on the dash and rbing memes but that's because it takes like minimal big brain energy

I've paid my sleep debt so now I'll get to My replies && inbox

[byanyan]

all the starters are officially done!! starting tomorrow, i'm gonna aim to focus on replying to things in my drafts (& maybe some of the stuff in my inbox too... bc i have stuff for people i don't have threads with yet in there) and just like. try to get caught up so i can maybe stay on top of things for once?

[blackbackedjackal]

Please look at Stephanie

[regensia]

I'm so sorry to all I have some threads with! But the time has come where I need to purge old threads! It won't be all of them, but I'm nearing 50 in my drafts somehow? Please message me if you're interested in getting something fresh started up!

[summersmilefades]

@nebula-drcams said ; obviously you're telling the truth, for why would you invent such a ridiculous story? { Nimue @ Drake; for the DT verse! }

meme. || accepting !

❝ i know, right ? it was absolutely insane, & then -- wait, why do i get the feeling you're just tryin' to blow me off here ? ❞ drake threw up his hands before spinning away from the programmer in order to better investigate the research facility, because he absolutely knew what he was looking at. just as he knew what he was looking at when bulba was in charge, with all of its confusing buttons & wires & technology that looked like something out of a sci-fi movie drake had seen once.

bulba's rampage had caused a lot of strife & trouble, but it had also given him the greatest gift that he didn't even know that he needed. he was simply surveying the space in all of its newness. present company included.

drake had to make sure she wasn't another manipulative manufacturer, of course. for his daughter gosalyn the innocent citizens of st. canard. ❝ soooooo, ❞ he says with a twirl, cape fluttering behind him as he takes in the facility, not for the first time, ❝ launchpad - that, uh, kind civilian - seems to think you're a good egg. not that the guy before you made the competition very difficult. he also says you're a fan ? well, i could, eheh, give you an autograph, if you're interested. ❞ he was darkwing duck now, after all.

[peculiarbeauty]

What Shatters You?

sorrow.

this world takes and takes, and you cannot understand why... your heart cracks with each loss, and now, you fear it is only held together with fraying strings. perhaps you consider how simpler it would be not to care. but, would your soul allow you to?

tagging : @seachant @solehr @matryochka @verreprincesse @chainmemories @nuoyans @oudachi @dragetunge @keepmovinjunior + you ! i know half of the people i tagged aren't gonna see this but here's hoping that the tags don't break someday haha

[desertbled]

i have a little extra time on my hands, so... hit that ♡ for a starter

[madefate]

get home from work, accidentally fall asleep for four hours, ???, profit.

[tvrningout]

staring at my hands and wondering if i haven't just been burned out for ages actually

[certitudinis]

cons of having a cat gf: tail holes in your cute clothes

[byanyan]

i think i'm gonna pause my queue and stock it up a little again while periodically replying to & posting those unhinged ask prompts just so there's some writing on my blog over the course of however many days it takes me to amass enough content that i feel i can start the queue again...

[prerodinu]

Anyway, you should tag me in rando thread stuff cause I love you all very much.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I went out this afternoon, completely on impulse, and now I’m totally burnt out. I got takeout Chinese while I was out, and I’m so glad I did, so I don’t have to cook tonight or tomorrow.