#[uwaaaaaaaaaa~h ;A; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HELLO!!! Been following your blog since like I was in 6th grade? Just now made a tumblr account so HELLO YOUR CHROM GIVES ME HAPPIES!! 💙💙

Anyway question for Chrom and the muse, does Chrom ever get sick? Colds or anything? Headaches? Stomach issues? I know he hates rhubarb but I was wondering if he had a immune system/stomach of *steel* besides that. The nurse in me wants to know!

Okay thank you have a lovely day ^o^

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sINCE 6TH GRADE!?! UM! HOW OLD ARE YOU!?!?! NOW??????? LIKE..SINCE WHEN DID YOU SEE MY CHAOTIC DISPLAY OF WRITING ON THIS SILLY GOOFY BLOG THAT I TRY TO KEEP AS 'PROPER' RP BLOG AND FAMILY FRIEND????and like fails...because life truck san lol

ok um i'm glad my rambling here makes someone happy haha. lives to serve the crumbiest of the scrumbtious of mister fayre embrumbu, krumb. honestly, this is my crazy zone where i can rant about this silly man and have fun and feel happy when people like you say that they are happy to read my chaotic thoughts nyehehehe~

and a question!? heck yeah my favorite kind of support hoho~

you got that right! and i think i might have mentioned this before here or on discord about him wolfing down literally anything because you know there was a time when ylisse was not doing great after le papa did that 'let's go to za war~' ylisse lost most of its farmers and able hands so basically agriculture and economy took a dive in the plegian sea. so in short, they had to survive on what they already had or managed to acquire from Ferox (ofc not charity) and ofc that means c/hrom had to eat what was given to him. so for his stomach, it is almost a black hole unless you are talking about sully, kjelle, lucina and vaike's food--he is still pretty much human and will keel over because of their mystery food x LOL

as for getting sick hmmm not really but the downside of him not getting sick that often is that when he actually gets sick, it is severe. and it does not help that he tries to act cool and tough and obviously anti-sleeping-on-bed. you literally have to strap him to the bed or put frederick on watch lmao. i mentioned before that his physical health is top notch but when it comes to mental health is questionable teehe~ you need naga's mercy and the power of tough love to shake dem demons out of him lololol.

i hope the nurse in you is satisfied with this answer ~ if you got any thoughts share them! it would be interesting to know more practical and medical side of things since i know zero about them hoho. thanks uncle gloglgoglo for answering some questions i have at times lol

thanks lovely! your ask made me so happy, too! honestly i had to stare at it for a couple of hours and wait for the 'syke' but turns out a nice message ;u; <3

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HYPMIC QUEST: Chapter 8 - After the Demon Lord’s Defeat

Let’s Dive back in! It’s ‘HypMic Quest - Part 2: And Into Reality’. This part of the event lasts until the 13th of May 10:59 JST. We’re closing up the story by watching Hifumi and Saburo try to make their way out of the labyrinth. But what waits for them at the end?

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SABURO No way... I’ve been trying to find my way out for ages, and this guy just finds it in one go by waltzing around?...

HIFUMI Nyahahaha!

SABURO Anyways, what’s with this door? It’s so ominous.

HIFUMI Well, no point in talking about what’s behind the door from the outside, right?

[ HIFUMI rushes to push the door open ]

SABURO Wait, you can’t just-

[ HIFUMI ignores him and walks in ]

SABURO God... This guy’s crazy.

[ SABURO follows in. Their footsteps echo over the grand hall ]

SABURO The room down here’s way more extravagant than the throne room above...

HIFUMI But there’s nobody here.

SABURO Don’t let your guard down... The Demon Lord upstairs said something about there being other Demon Lords.

HIFUMI What do you mean Demon Lord upstairs?

SABURO Don’t mind. He wasn’t a big deal, so it’s not like you’re missing out on anything.

HIFUMI Hm...

[ The ground starts to rumble as a pipe organ sounds ]

SABURO W-What the?

HIFUMI Woo! This sounds so cool!

[ In a flash - ICHIRO and JAKURAI appear! ]

ICHIRO You’ve come far, foolish mortals.

JAKURAI ...

ICHIRO Jakurai-san. This is where your line is...

JAKURAI Ah, my apologies Ichiro. Can you defeat us and obtain our treasure?

SABURO & HIFUMI !?

ICHIRO & JAKURAI !?

SABURO W-What’s Ichi-nii...

HIFUMI Doc, what’s going on??

ICHIRO I’m helping out Jakurai.

JAKURAI My friend is a developer of the game, and it seems that they’ve misprogrammed the Demon Lord.

SABURO Oh, so that’s how it is.

JAKURAI So, they asked me to stand in for the Demon Lord for the time being. However, I wasn’t familiar with this sort of thing, so I asked Ichiro-kun if he could lend me a hand.

HIFUMI I see!

ICHIRO

Now then, let’s get back to it! If you defeat the both of us, you’ll get one hell of a reward.

JAKURAI Even if you are my teammate, I won’t dare hold back.

ICHIRO Ggh... Why’d Ichi-nii have to be the Demon Lord... There’s no way we can win against him...

HIFUMI Still, Doc, you look so cool as the Demon Lord!

JAKURAI Really? Thank you.

SABURO This guy really doesn’t read the atmosphere at all.

HIFUMI It’s a-okay! I wouldn’t wanna pick a fight with these two in the real world, but when we’re in this game? It’ll be just fine.

SABURO How the hell are you so calm about this? You’ve been like this the entire time...

HIFUMI Well, I’ve got this special skill that’ll make everything go my way.

SABURO The hell are you talking about... That’s impossible....

HIFUMI Yeah, yeah... Just watch me.

ICHIRO Prepare yourself, Saburo!

JAKURAI I’ll turn you into ash in an instant, Hifumi...

ICHIRO Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

JAKURAI Hoaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

SABURO Ggh...

[ Something falls from the sky and- BONK! ]

ICHIRO Uwaaaaaaaaaa!

[ BONK ]

JAKURAI GH--!!!!!!!!!!!

[ BONK BONK - ICHIRO falls to the ground ]

ICHIRO Gyaaaaa!

[ BONK BONK - JAKURAI is downed too ]

JAKURAI Gh!!

[ BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK 

ICHIRO and JAKURAI are out for the count! ]

SABURO ...

HIFUMI See?? How about that, huh???

SABURO Uh, these tarai [1] falling from the sky... This doesn’t make any sense...

HIFUMI It’s part of my skill. An effect of ‘God’s Beloved Player’ [2]

SABURO What the hell is ‘God’s Beloved Player’ ...?

HIFUMI Whenever I’m in a pinch, everything just goes my way!

SABURO What kind of annoying ability is that...

HIFUMI Well, that’s just how it is! Anyways, help should be on the way soon.

SABURO No way...

[ JIRO and DOPPO run into the hall ]

DOPPO Hifumi! Are you okay!?

JIRO Saburo! You good!?

SABURO I-It really....

HIFUMI Yo! Doppo-chin! Thanks for coming after me! Right then, you kiddos have fun now!

DOPPO E-Excuse us...

[ DOPPO and HIFUMI take their leave ]

JIRO Saburo, what are you spacing out for?

SABURO Don’t mind, it’s nothing. Let’s just go back to the real world...

JIRO ?

SABURO A~~~h! That game was so much fun!

SABURO ...

[ SABURO picks up the device ]

JIRO Huh? Where you going Saburo?

SABURO ... I’m gonna sell it.

JIRO Eh-, why?! I still wanna keep playing!

[ SABURO walks off ] 

SABURO [ Thinking ] Ha... I was looking forward to this game, but I’ve totally lost the motivation to play because of that terribly OP cheat skill...

- - - - - - - - - - - 

[1] People were telling me that they were metal tubs that fell on them because of the sound effects, but タライ is the word used in the game. Tarai bune are traditional Japanese fishing boats - you might’ve seen them in Spirited Away. Whether it’s huge metal tubs or small boats falling on them, it’s damn hilarious. I’M REALLY SURE IT’S JUST TUBS BUT THE IMAGE OF GETTING A BOAT ON YOUR HEAD IS SO FUNNY

[2] 神に愛されし遊び人 is Hifumi’s skill - I’ll correct it if there’s a better translation. Sure it fits Hifumi being a player and the religious idea behind his surname, but honestly I’d quit the game if my friend had a ridiculous special skill like him.

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