#[this is so fun!!]

[atruewarrior]

Hi love! It’s time for the question of the day:

Fuck, Marry, Kill - Einar, Thorfinn, Askeladd 😏

Sé!! why did you choose violence??? This is so cruel 🥲

Marry: Einar. This is a no brainer. The guy is a walking talking green flag and screams husband material. I just know the marriage would be so healthy and the sex great as well.

Fuck: akansnsns id have to go with Akseladd. Especially if it’s a one night stand. I’d like to make the most of it. Hes so intimidating to me but i just know its gonna be nasty and I’d be so pliable, and this is exactly where my head is these days

Kill: Thorfinn… no words. Sorry baby you deserved better 😭 hopefully it’d be through a fair duel hahah

[delanore-roosevelt]

I was tagged by: @fldx2

Tagging(no pressure!!): @analogskullerosis @cowgirliee @poppy-ghost @cemeterylaned @thedietcokedude @eviligo and anyone else who wants to join in!! Just say i tagged ya :-)

[lilacella]

ok another one! would you rather go on a date with Maike (s4 Princess Charming) or Lea (s4)?

Maike!

They are both a bit dysfunctional but I prefer Maikes dysfunction. I think it would work better with my own!

Also I find her so pretty! I love her eyes so much! Leah isn't really my type so that's an easy choice to make😊

Sleepover time!!

[madame-fear]

@madwomansapologist @thought--bubble @black-dread GIRLS I WILL HAVE TO BOOP YOU THOUSANDS OF TIMES NOW, ASSERTING DOMINANCE 🤭🤭💕💕

[these-godforsaken-halls]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show your latest line (artwork or written), and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like)!

tagged by @droidofmay & my last line is:

“I have to go,” Scar whispers, closing his eyes against the pain. “I’m — I’m going to turn the comm off now, okay?”

i am tagging @raspberrystruck and @funkyplantguy!! & anybody else who sees this feel free to say i tagged you and i WILL edit this and pretend i did. we can gaslight everyone <333

[honeyedlashton]

Thank you @spiralingismiserable and @gothluke for tagging me in this swag record thing 🖤

I’m tagging @sofsversion @retromalum @hideitaway no pressure obvi though 🖤🖤

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

HI GHOST. THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY IS SO GOOD. IN CASE YOU DIDNT SEE MY TAGS YELLING ABOUT IT

GASP GASP HI LOU. YES YOUR TAGS FILLED ME WITH DELIGHT OMG.

Also yooooooo!!! A fellow INFP!!!

[lvrhughes]

i feel like booping people has gained me moots and i feel special 🥰

[softness-and-shattering]

ITS THE GUY ITS THE ARCHERY GUY

[fyrewalks]

five random hcs ft bob floyd

bob wrestles and tackles people to show affection - false. bob isn't overly physically affectionate outside of small touches, hugs, etc. (although, he does like some rowdy sex.)

bob sleeps until noon - false. bob tends to be an early riser. sleeping in for him is sleeping until 8 or 9.

bob likes being alone - true. he is someone who often prefers solitude or smaller gatherings. while he'll defend that there's a difference between being alone and loneliness, he isn't always the best judge of this.

bob chews his nails when nervous - true. at least when he was younger, he would bite his nails chronically. now, he'll occasionally pick at his cuticles, but mostly he'll fiddle with his glasses, a loose thread, or take apart a pen and put it back together over and over again.

bob steals other people's clothes - true. although, clothes stealing is reserved for significant others.

[cowgurrrl]

vision board 🎀

I was tagged by the personified ray of sunshine @joelsgreenflannel to share my 2024 vision board and you can see her vision board here!!

This year, I’d love to learn guitar and be actually serious about it, go to more live shows, write and submit more of my work for publication, connect more to queer history, and take lots of pictures!!

np!tags: @egcdeath @cupofjoel @daydreamingmiller @hier--soir @joelsgreys @joelscruff @joelsversion @lets-be-gay-for-the-angel @mrsmando @swiftispunk @softlyspector @trackinglessons

[sleepymccoy]

@technicolouredbutterflies

Yes!! His name is Teerence (like Terrence but pronounced Tea-rence) and that went to Tea, which went to Cuppa. He has since faked his death and done his new documents up as Cuppa though.

He faked his death because he thought the government was onto him for making off license fake legs for himself. He was wrong, unfortunately. What he picked up on was a private business doing a background check before hiring him. They're gutted that he died.

I haven't thought about his family too much, but I think he's a bit of a conspiracy theorist so either his family are fed up w him and believe his fake death, or maybe he's got a sister who suspects he's alive and is looking for him. If it becomes something useful to the plot I'll put that in, otherwise I'll let him just be a middle aged guy who doesnt talk about his family.

If I want to make life difficult for cuppa I'll absolutely introduce a pissed off sister, but he's a fairly minor character really

[brandwhorestarscream]

... I'm sorry I possess a one-track mind.

I saw xenomorph queen for Megatron and immediately thought, oooh! Megatron suddenly has this weird urge, and he has no idea what it is. All he knows is that he's looking for a safe place with plenty of room and when he finds it, he just... settles down. Feels oddly content. Reluctant to move.

And then he starts laying eggs and just goes oh frag.

I love that!! In this situation, I'm thinking Megatron would be one of the earliest if not the first generation of Cybermorphs/Xenotronians (we. Really need to settle on one sos). So his parents are quote unquote "normal" mecha: they raised him the best they could but of course didn't have any answers about his weird new alien biology. They made notes and adapted, but it was honestly a learn-as-you-go situation for all of them. Sex ed was a shot in the dark, that's what I'm saying

Maybe he's a young adult here, freshly out of the nest, or maybe he's been well established for a long time now. Either way, he has no idea what this feeling is, and when the eggs come he's exceptionally rattled. Are they fertilized? There's so many of them! He can't possibly take care of so many bittied: even if it's a small clutch on account of being his first, there's still at minimum 5 eggs.

Then he remembers... wait. There was never any mention of a caretaker discovered anywhere in the original nesting site that led to his existence. For all he knows, he's not supposed to take care of them. He doesn't feel especially compelled to stay with them, no insane instinctive urge to protect his nest at any cost. Who knows, they might not even hatch without a proper host incubator. Is- Is he going to have to kidnap people to potentially sacrifice so his sparklings can be born? Does he even want them to hatch?

He's floundering in a panic and so, so lost. This is completely uncharted territory and he had no warning that this was about to happen. Does he call someone? Should he stay? Get a medic to examine them? Would they even be able to do anything with them? Primus only knows!

[luziun]

so excited for the nct sub unit you have no idea 😭😭

[sophieswundergarten]

7 and 25 for the fanfiction ask game?

I love that this is the second one I've received for 7 because boy oh boy do I have a lot of lines stored up in my head!

7. Specific Line that has stuck with you Again, so very many you have no idea (There are several of your Moocho lines that come up quickly, Moth). However, this time I have to mention one of the most heartbreaking Milligan-Garrison exchanges ever from @nobody33333333's masterpiece "S.O.S." (Specifically chapter 6)

“I think you need better friends,” she suggested. “And I think my friend deserves better,” Milligan replied.

25. A fun writer quirk you've noticed (Specific word(s) they repeat, detailed setting description, a lot of adjectives, trope they write really well, etc.) For starters, @mvshortcut is insanely good at writing silly crack-type stuff that somehow also makes me Feel Genuine Emotions, not to mention the frank narration style nails the "vibes" of TLS perfectly. I always feel like I can trust Milk when I open one of their fics to handle the characters true to the way they were written.