#[the rules]

[frenzyarts]

You can’t be meanies to me. You can only be nicies. Or elsies.

[blueeyesfilledwithpassion]

The Rules

💙

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

A manifesto from William T. Vollmann/“Expelled from Eden”/1992.

[Follies of God]

[leafatlaw]

sorry it’s the middle of the night but do you think rolan deep was ever homesick ? If he couldn’t sleep at night in Chicago where the sounds of cars and trains and people kept him up. Where the lights outside his window were always too bright through his blinds, brighter than anything had been in Galloway.

If rolan couldn’t sleep without the cicadas song, missed the buzz of mosquitos and gnats. Missed the creaks of his old house and his parents snores. Do you think Rolan desperately cracks open the window only to real back in disgust. Everything in Chicago so foreign so wrong, even the air is different.

I think Rolan gets homesick for something more. For the smell of the bayou and something sickly sweet, for the smell of cheap cigarette and lighter fluid. He misses the smell of the earth and bright clear starry skies and the smell of weed and feel of rough denim. I think, late at night when Rolan in between exhaustion and anxiety, Rolan misses his friend more than anything. The feeling of exhilaration at climbing onto the Rands roof at 3 in the morning, tapping Rands window to wake him up. Sharing a cigarette that he hates the taste of, so their hands can touch his for a moment. The feeling of safety and home that he only ever felt there, sitting shoulder to shoulder with his best friend. I think Rolan gets homesick alot.

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Star Wars: Jedi Quest by Jude Watson (2001-2004)

Fourteen-year-old Anakin Skywalker is strong in the ways of the Force. His lightsaber skills are exceptional, and his piloting is legendary. He should be an ideal Jedi apprentice, and yet there is so much he still has to learn. It is up to Obi-Wan Kenobi to teach him these things. But on a mission to a planet threatened by a toxic disaster, Obi-Wan and Anakin are separated. Anakin and three other apprentices must work together in order to survive.

Wiz by Rick Cook (1989-1996)

What Wiz Zumalt could do with computers was magic on Earth. Then, one day the master computer hacker is called to a different world to help fight an evil known as the Black League. Suddenly, the Wiz finds himself in a place governed by magic--and in league with a red-headed witch who despises him.

Brotherhood of the Conch by Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni (2004-2009)

In a dingy shack in the less-than-desirable Indian neighborhood he calls home, twelve-year-old Anand is entrusted with a conch shell that possesses mystical powers. His task is to return the shell to its rightful home many hundreds of miles away. Accompanying him are Nisha, a headstrong but resourceful child of the streets, and a mysterious man of indeterminate age and surprising resources named Abadhyatta. His quest will take him farther from home than he's ever been and will teach him more than he ever imagined -- and it will force him to make a poignant decision that will change him forever.

The Rules by F. T. Lukens (2017-2019)

Desperate to pay for college, Bridger Whitt is willing to overlook the peculiarities of his new job--entering via the roof, the weird stacks of old books and even older scrolls, the seemingly incorporeal voices he hears from time to time--but it's pretty hard to ignore being pulled under Lake Michigan by... mermaids? Worse yet, this happens in front of his new crush, Leo, the dreamy football star who just moved to town.

Fantastic.

When he discovers his eccentric employer Pavel Chudinov is an intermediary between the human world and its myths, Bridger is plunged into a world of pixies, werewolves, and Sasquatch. The realm of myths and magic is growing increasingly unstable, and it is up to Bridger to ascertain the cause of the chaos, eliminate the problem, and help his boss keep the real world from finding the world of myths.

Wishtress by Nadine Brandes (2022)

She didn't ask to be the Wishtress.

Myrthe was born with the ability to turn her tears into wishes. It's a big secret to keep. When a granted wish goes wrong, a curse is placed on her: the next tear she sheds will kill her. She needs to journey to the Well and break the curse before it claims her life--and before the king's militairen track her down. But in order to survive the journey, she must harden her heart to keep herself from crying even a single tear.

He can stop time with a snap of his fingers.

Bastiaan's powerful--and rare--Talent came in handy when he kidnapped the old king. Now the new king has a job for him: find and capture the Wishtress and deliver her to the schloss. But Bastiaan needs a wish of his own. When he locates Myrthe, he agrees to take her to the Well in exchange for a wish. Once she's fulfilled her end of the deal, he'll turn her in. As long as his growing feelings for the girl with a stone heart don't compromise his job.

They are on a journey that can only end one way: with her death.

Everyone seems to need a wish--the king, Myrthe's cousin, the boy she thinks she loves. And they're ready to bully, beg, and even betray her for it. No one knows that to grant even one of them, Myrthe would have to die. And if she tells them about her curse . . . they'll just kill her anyway.

In a Garden Burning Gold by Rory Power (2022)

Rhea and Lexos were born into a family unlike any other. Together with their siblings, they control the seasons, the tides, and the stars, and help their father rule their kingdom. Thanks to their magic, the family has ruled for an eternity, and plan to rule for an eternity more.

But Rhea and Lexos are special: They are twins, bonded down to the bone, and for the past hundred years, that bond has protected them as their father becomes an unpredictable tyrant—and his worsening temper threatens the family’s grip on power. 

Now, with rival nations ready to attack, and a rebel movement within their own borders, Rhea and Lexos must fight to keep the kingdom—and the family—together, even as treachery, deceit, and drama threaten to strand the twins on opposite sides of the battlefield.

The Berinfell Prophecies by Wayne Thomas Batson and Christopher Hopper (2009-2012)

The Seven succeeding Elven Lords of Allyra were dead, lost in the Siege of Berinfell as babes. At least that's what everyone thought until tremors from a distant world known as Earth, revealed strange signs that Elven blood lived among its peoples. With a glimmer of hope in their hearts, sentinels are sent to see if the signs are true. But theirs is not a lone errand. The ruling warlord of Allyra, the Spider King, has sent his own scouts to hunt down the Seven and finish the job they failed to complete many ages ago.

Now 13-year-olds on the brink of the Age of Reckoning when their Elven gifts will be manifest, discover the unthinkable truth that their adoptive families are not their only kin. With mysterious Sentinels revealing breathtaking secrets of the past, and dark strangers haunting their every move, will the young Elf Lords find the way back to the home of their birth? Worlds and races collide as the forces of good and evil battle. Will anyone escape the Curse of the Spider King?

I'm in Love with the Villainess by Inori (2019-2021)

Ordinary office worker Oohashi Rei wakes up in the body of the protagonist of her favorite otome game, Revolution. To her delight, the first person to greet her is also her favorite character, Claire Francois—the main antagonist of the story! Now, Rei is determined to romance Claire instead of the game’s male leads. But how will her villainous ladylove react to this new courtship?!

The Buried and the Bound by Rochelle Hassan (2023-present)

As the only hedgewitch in Blackthorn, Massachusetts—an uncommonly magical place—Aziza El-Amin has bargained with wood nymphs, rescued palm-sized fairies from house cats, banished flesh-eating shadows from the local park. But when a dark entity awakens in the forest outside of town, eroding the invisible boundary between the human world and fairyland, run-of-the-mill fae mischief turns into outright aggression, and the danger—to herself and others—becomes too great for her to handle alone.

Leo Merritt is no stranger to magical catastrophes. On his sixteenth birthday, a dormant curse kicked in and ripped away all his memories of his true love. A miserable year has passed since then. He's road-tripped up and down the East Coast looking for a way to get his memories back and hit one dead end after another. He doesn't even know his true love's name, but he feels the absence in his life, and it's haunting.

Desperate for answers, he makes a pact with Aziza: he’ll provide much-needed backup on her nightly patrols, and in exchange, she’ll help him break the curse.

When the creature in the woods sets its sights on them, their survival depends on the aid of a mysterious young necromancer they’re not certain they can trust. But they’ll have to work together to eradicate the new threat and take back their hometown... even if it forces them to uncover deeply buried secrets and make devastating sacrifices.

Wildworld by L. J. Smith (1987-1990)

When Claudia Hodges-Bradley meets a fox, she knows it will be an extraordinary day. Not just any fox, this vixen is the magical familiar of the sorceress Morgana Shee. For years Morgana has guarded the solitary gate between Earth and the Wildworld, a shimmering parallel universe where legends still live. She alone holds the secret of the mirrors that serve as the last passage to enchantment. But Morgana has been betrayed and imprisoned in Wildworld, and the fox is determined to recruit the Hodges-Bradley kids for the rescue mission.

Armed only with courage and determination, Alys, Charles, Janie, and Claudia must save Morgana before the Winter Solstice when the evil sorcerer Cadal Forge plans to escape Wildworld and conquer Earth. And with December 21 only two weeks away, there is no time to lose....

[mintytremolite]

Some doodles before bed

Bonus

They're fun to draw :P

[rgr-pop]

she was describing the little erotic escalations someone was doing (the touch barrier, relational sitting, and so on) and she said “what’s the opposite of a microaggression? erotic microaggressions.” she called me out for breaking the touch barrier in a pua masterclass way with this anarchist but it was an accident (they’re manic and i was being supportive).

we watched before sunrise (1995) then took a smoke walk in the snow then retreated to our rooms to be on our phones. the next night we watched before sunset (2004) then smoked on the porch then retreated to our rooms to be on our phones. tonight we are going to watch before midnight (2013).

i still like the first one best, as you’d probably guess, because of the textures, and the little slackery things that haven’t fallen away yet, the people on the streets. and i love a vienna movie. she likes the second one best because of the execution of the format and how well it pulls off the time and the characters. my favorite part is still the end, obviously. we loved the changing stakes. there’s something historical about it.

i had totally forgotten what a neoliberal film the second was (or not at all, i mean, all the neoliberal content) and it drew into insane relief the way the first one isn’t political the way some of its gen x peers are—she watched and (appropriately) hated reality bites (1994). i said just wait til you see singles (1992). what am i missing here?

we were both totally obsessed with all the minor transactions in both. it kind of reminded me of mandabi?? please recommend me romantic films where small amounts of money or commodities are exchanged frequently but not the plot. talk about relationship marxism.

she recently experienced a panicked train to plane meet cute romance, and that’s why we watched it. but she didn’t realize it was her exact scenario lol. incredible movie magic.

[welcometothehornyjail]

New Horny Jail's Anonymous Rule

Due to some people's inability to follow the rules/behave and honestly scaring me a little, Horny Jail's Anonymous submission must be about characters that are confirmed to be 18+ or assumed adults.

Cases where age verification is difficult due to time travel, magic, the immortal teenager trope, or other in-universe shenanigans will be approved case-by-case and tagged with #schrodingers minor for those who don't want to participate.

Any new submissions that break this rule will result in an automatic fandom jail sentence. I'm not playing around with this rule

[collegeprofessional]

Hi! My name is Christian. I'm glad you found me!

Let's go over the important parts.

This blog is 18+ only. If you aren't that many, you're in the wrong place!

There. Now that that's out of the way... uhm... I don't know what to say.

Be respectful? Being bi doesn't mean that everyone is my type. Please don't take it personally.

MY DMs are Open AF.

I'm looking for chill people to chat with, maybe swap pics, maybe start a fling on Tele... let's see what happens!

It's important to note that I have a hard and fast rule, if you are here, and you want to talk to me, but you're married, dating someone, or otherwise involved with another human being, and that human wouldn't be cool with you being here, we have a problem. Ethical nonmonogamy only, please.

I'm open to people who are male, female, neither, both, trans, couples, trans couples, furries, all are welcome!

May update later if I think of more things, idk. 💅

[vro0m]

inspired by the anon

Awww thank you!

[yandere-romanticaa]

-> this is a character x reader blog only. which means, no character x character. i'm alright with writing for multiple characters x reader though.

-> if you request a character that is a child (a la nahida from genshin impact) the relationship will immediately be a platonic one. don't be weird.

-> reader is usually gender neutral or female unless stated otherwise. i try my best to make the reader gender neutral though because i want it to be inclusive. please include in your request the gender of the reader that you want, if you don't i shall make it gender neutral by default.

-> yandere requests only. if you want fluff check out @romanticaacore.

-> please limit your request to five characters. anything other than that can get overwhelming.

-> when requesting please refer to this list.

-> i'm not very good when it comes to smut therefore i would not recommend you send me a detailed request in regards to that.

Rules may be updated in the future.

[modelofamodernmonster]

Rules

Call me M on this blog. I may sometimes refer to myself as The Monster or A Big Dog. This is cringe. I am aware. That is half the fun. *

So just because this blog is going to be for more of the gorey and more violent thoughts, that doesn’t mean the rules have changed. You must be 18+ to follow, anyone else will be blocked. YOUR CONSENT AND SAFETY ARE NUMBER 1: If I reblog something from you and you DO NOT WANT ME TO, please let me know so I can remove it.

I block often. Especially if the blog mentions not wanting men to interact. I find it easier if that blog is completely blocked for safety.

I welcome conversation and interaction.

Anyone is allowed to add comments to my posts, but if I think it is dumb you will be blocked. Unless you’re a mutual. Be as dumb as you guys want, I love you

LGBTQIA+ Rights! You are loved and you are important No Bigots allowed - I hate you and you don’t belong here

Things to expect here kink, violence, sexual content, silly goofy stuff, cute animals, cute people,

Kinks: CNC, Intox, Cannibalism, Hypno, bondage, pain, primal,

*I am cringe, and that is part of the fun for me. I am well aware of the cringe and do it on purpose

There will be more to come, but for now this is a good start for a pinned post

[uncannydevotion]

THE RULES.

◇ given the nature of this blog, there will be graphic content that some people may be uncomfortable with, like unhealthy relationships, murder, and the sort. if that sort of stuff makes you uncomfortable, i ask that you do not read any content on this blog.

◇ i will very rarely write smut, but you are free to request it. just know it will only be written when i'm in the mood for it. please keep in mind that i will not write non-con, so do not request that.

◇ my slasher/dbd blog is devoted-horror if you wish to send requests for anything slasher or dbd related. this blog is strictly creepypasta so as to not overwhelm myself.

◇ do not rush me to write your request, and do not send your request multiple times in hopes i'll get to it faster because i won't. i will actively avoid doing your request, actually, if you do this.

◇ you can request platonic things if you don't want anything romantic.

◇ this blog is a safe space, so any sort of bigotry will not be welcomed here.

◇ seeing as there will be very little nsfw content on this blog, i don't mind if minors interact or read my stuff. however, if i specify on a post for minors to not interact, then i would hope that that gets respected.

◇ my inbox is always open if you want to chat, but i am not your therapist, so do not vent in it.

◇ i do not have DID, CIPA, or tourette’s syndrome. i will do my best to accurately portray all of this in my writing, but if my portrayal is incorrect or offensive then please do not hesitate to let me know!

◇ i do not write for any pokepasta or offendorman. pivoting off that, i will only write for ben, sally, and lazari in platonic contexts.

◇ if a character has a canon sexuality [jane richardson; lesbian. jessica locke; lesbian. jay merrick; gay] then i will only accept requests that are nblw/wlw or nblm/mlm for them.

WHO I WRITE.

creepypasta — slenderman, jeff the killer, jane the killer [richardson + arkensaw], nina the killer [og], homicidal liu [and sully, together or separately], the bloody painter, nurse ann, eyeless jack, laughing jack, hobo heart, ticci toby, clockwork, jason the toymaker, the puppeteer, zalgo, x-vrius, laughing jill, candy pop, dr smiley, kagekao + more. just ask if i write for someone, chances are i probably do.

marble hornets — tim wright, brian thomas, alex kralie, jay merrick, and jessica locke.

[kirbylives]

Randy's Trilogy Rules

“But here’s the critical thing. If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected backstory and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you’re not dealing with the sequel. You are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy. That’s right. It’s a rarity in the horror field but it does exist, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Because true trilogies are about going back to the beginning and discovering something that wasn’t true from the get-go.”

“RULE ONE: YOU’VE GOT A KILLER WHO’S GOING TO BE SUPERHUMAN.”

“Stabbing him won’t work; shooting him won’t work. Basically, in the third one, you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him or blow him up.”

“RULE TWO: ANYONE, INCLUDING THE MAIN CHARACTER, CAN DIE.”

“This means you, Sid, I’m sorry. It’s the final chapter.”

“RULE THREE: THE PAST WILL COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS."

“Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it; the past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.”

[russingon-week]

Event Rules & Guidelines

Rules

Be kind and courteous! No shaming, harassment, or bigotry will be tolerated.

Works featuring any interpretations, themes, and topics are welcome. We encourage creators to use appropriate archive tags and content warnings where needed.

Creations of any sort (fanfic, fan art, meta, moodboard, fan song, rec list, interpretive dance, rescuing a loved one who is currently chained to a cliff) are encouraged! <3

How to Participate

Make a work of any sort that centers a romantic or queerplatonic relationship between Maedhros and Fingon. If you post on tumblr, @ this blog (russingon-week) or tag it #russingonweek and we'll reblog it!

Sometimes tumblr notifs can be wonky, so feel free to message us or send us an ask if we haven't noticed/reblogged your work.

You can also feel free to anonymously submit anything you'd like using the "submit" function on the blog.

We'll provide a link to the AO3 collection once that's live. :)