#[nsft] cryptid in the sheats

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Slaps his leg. Go on. Rate them.

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“It’s the day we rate each others’ leg game.”

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Listen to the anons and take the bath, don't dirt the berth by being stinky looter.

"It's a good thing I only get laid once every few blue moons."

"Which just happens to be almost never."

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It’s all fun and kinks until bondage becomes bath time.

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@trustme-imamedic​

They would get a better score with me between them

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Attempting to restart

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That's not the only thing about me that's too hard.

"You may ignore the day of the week but at least make it worth it. You've grown disapponting."

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Horny for my horns. That’s a new one.

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Shield your eyes.

“Hey, greyface. Turn on your damn location.”

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// new tag for n-s-f-t stuff

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(subtle dirt) Any other purposes those claws and teeth have than looking intimidating and shredding?

[text] they're good for tinkering and working out finer details in craft [text] and idk what else [text] scratching my aft lol

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so who did you get laid with;)

"Vortex."

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do you like dirty talk?

"If you are implying the literare meaning of a dirty talk, as in talking about dirt, I'll go and kill something."

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Shower sex is a turn off for meme just because of the shower part

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[checks calender]

Right. It’s that day.

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what's your biggest fantasy in berth with your chosen partner(s)?

"I like them big, bad and rough. Pick me up, toss me around like I weigh nothing, squish me down with full body weight and make me forget how to walk for the next few days."

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So for the collector of fine objects. Do you ever like to drape your berth partner in pretty things and have a dragon moment during interface where you might entertain the thought they're part of your impressive 'hoard'? Or maybe you're not the type to entertain possessive thoughts.

I am not possessive over people. Rather vise versa, people become possessive of me for whatever baffling reason.

So, the boring answer is no, I don't imagine them as part of a collection. But it seems like I might be in someone's.