#[narrator voice] she was not girlbossing. in fact‚ she was committing hate crimes.

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Tavros: yOU LITERALLY KILLED ME,

Vriska: I was girl8ossing. :::;)

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Adding more to this because my brain refused to let me sleep while having this au in my brain and these characters fit astonishingly well into these roles:

C-3PO and R2 are 100% the Janet unit of the group

Han would definitely take Jason's role because he would be in The Bad Place because he made increasingly stupid decisions when it came to the law and he died in a very stupid and preventable accident while committing a robbery with his best friend Chewie

Leia = Tahani because she's elegant and comes from royalty and though she was a really successful senator and activist, her anger and pride made her an insufferable girlboss

Luke fits with the Chidi role so well it's ridiculous. Like, this boy really should not be in the Bad Place because he genuinely has the goodest of hearts and he believes in everyone and he studied the hell out of ethics and basically learned every religious system on earth to understand morality,, but boy can this boy make truly terrible decisions and also can be incredibly optimistic to the point of the unrealistic, which made everyone around him miserable, like biggs: "it's going to rain today, the weather says it'll flood. we cant go camping." luke: "not with that attitude we cant!!" *spongebob narrator voice* ~eight hours later~ *luke and Biggs are soaked to the bone and all of their supplies have washed down the river except for a single stick with a marshmallow on it which they are desperately trying to keep from getting soaked but there is so. Much. Rain. And luke, so determined that it would be sunny, left the car windows down earlier, and now it wont start, and also theres no raincoats or umbrellas because he only packed sunscreen and his "kisses u in no hetero" crop top

Din is the eleanor in the fact that he is honest to the point of brutality and is the most down to earth/realistic person there but he also lived a life of crime as a for-hire bounty hunter sooo

I love the thought of luke "optimistic to the point of irrationality" skywalker and din "the world will kill you if you don't kill it first" djarin being paired as soulmates in their respective personal hells but they actually fall madly in love and really are soulmates

Also leia/han just fit that tahani/jason dynamic so well. Idiot himbo x dynamic girlboss my beloved

In regards to the whole love triangle thing, call me crazy but I hate hate hate the whole "luke and leia are attracted to each other thing" so we're gonna go the route that I found in a fanfic and say that they feel a really strong pull/bond towards one another but they dont know what it is and they think its love and bonus points for the Bad Place scheme because luke is so so gay and he has to go through a whole straight crisis for leia which really is his idea of hell,, and then to find of she's his SISTER hooo boy that's a torture unlike any other, that boy never really recovers

Han being a chaotic bisexual and not getting the problem of Luke's Straight Crisis makes it 10 times funnier. Like I imagine luke going to han and being like,, gay but also woman??? And han being like, yeah and???

Also HAN STARTING OFF HAVING EVERYONE THINKING HE'S A ASTHETIC MONK IS JUST SO FUNNY. This man would sweat bullets after every interaction but he is a con man at heart and he is definitely not giving himself away, but also he knows nothing about being a monk and leia INFURIATES him and he just wants to rile her up and get into a screaming match with her but HE CANT so he settles for moving everything in their house a little to the left and hiding the shrimp from her fancy parties in places he knows she's find them and going into her closet and messing with the precise color coordination system

Din "the minimalist" djarin and luke "Chanel boots" skywalker drive each other insane with their clothing choices everyday as luke has WAY too much stuff and spends way too long getting ready for a party because his outfit has to STUN and INSPIRE and din sometimes puts on deodorant. Both person respective fashion choices are met with disdain and misery from the other at first (and not to be mushy or anything but eventually they both find it endearing and like lightly tease/complain about it but they look at each other with starry eyes and they're just like,, so in love your honor)

I love thinking of that one scene in the constant reboots episode where Michael goes "jason??? Jason figured it out???" But as anakin just dragging han and it fills me with such slap happy glee

I really want to figure out a way for obi wan and ahsoka to fit but I'm not sure

Either way,, I love this au so much

Sorry to hear about your laptop, I would go crazy without mine. ;_; Here's another ask! I saw your Good Place gif and thought of something.

If you've seen the show...in a Good Place AU which of the OT cast + Din would figure out they're in the Bad Place first? How do they know and who is playing the Michael character?

If you haven't seen the show ...shit IDK. AHH...which Hogwarts houses do you put the OT cast + Din and Grogu in?

Oh. Oh. Ohhhh, my dear sushi. Have I seen the Good Place? Oh I've SEEN the Good Place. Over and over to the point Netflix may do a wellness check on me now that I DONT have my laptop and CAN'T watch it this weekend.

Okay. Let's see... I think Din is the first to figure it out. I see him as sitting back a little, quietly watching things unfold, esp if it devolves into an argument and he has that same "ugh, this is torture" thought that is usually what comes before the realization. Also, in the show Eleanor is the main one to figure it out because she's raised to always be suspicious of everyone and I'm guessing Din has that same waiting around to be disappointed thing going for him.

I think Luke, Leia, and Han (if they don't know each other in this au and are doing the OT meeting for the first time thing) will easily fall into that prickly, bickering, maybe love triangle-ish thing like they do in the movies. That would keep them distracted. Let's say Boba is there then you get him and Han at each other's throats and then everyone picking sides.

Wondering if Vader is Michael. Oh he pretends to be nice Jedi Anakin at first, maybe does the whole "Luke, I am your father (figure)" so Luke isn't suspicious of him. Because Jedi can't be bad, they're GOOD. And then... twist! He's a sith. Palpatine is Sean. Mwahaha you're in the Bad Place, dummies.

It isn't for a few reboots that Luke finally surfaces from the love triangle (part of the torture is the realization that Leia is his sister and HAN isn't that into him) and then he realizes "Oh, Fork! I'm in love with DIN" and that's when they can start to get out of the torture patterns and help each other because of love, etc.

Lando is Mindy. Because a Lando that is stuck in a sateen instead of silk cape... drinking room temp Prosecco... that's his medium place.

Maya Rudolph is still the Judge and Timothy Olyphant is played by Cobb