#[lord help me]
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
#fresh from the river#sorry just thinking about this and curious#polls#please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly#for me ofc it depends who’s hosting#if it’s family i show up on time to help out#close friends and i’m only a bit late#anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger#humble banger#certified banger#lord help me#turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall#i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs
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he's coming for you, homelander.....
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Grian in 3rd Life to Scar: “I feel awful, and I owe you.”
Grian in Wild Life to Scar: “I think slightly in your fav- I feel like I owe you something for that one”
Yeah that’s fine. Just do that why don’t you.
Then later on, Grian drags Scar to the side to talk to Scar one on one? Grian says he feels bad so he feels like he owes something to Scar? They call each other best friends? They pledge allegiance? They directly reference their 3rd Life partnership? Yeah,,, okay…
“So, I get the mace, and we’re best friends?”
“And we’re best friends.”
“Aw! I love it! Aw, everything worked out so well! All I wanted was friends, that’s all I wanted, and to get a mace.”
Whhhhat the fuck is going on right now,,,
#life series#traffic smp#life series smp#wild life#wild life smp#trafficblr#grian#gtws#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#desert duo#scarian#<— if you fuck with that😋#(I do)#LORD HELP ME#Going actually insane
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MA’AM 🫠🫠
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He had no right to look soooo goooood✨
#star trek#star trek tos#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#my art#sketch#leonard nimoy#this man#lord help me#i hope the sass comes across
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I am not immune to the unbuttoned shirt, love-stricken, yearning man look. I fear I will never recover
#I have many Roman empires#this is one of them#lord help me#polin#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#luke newton
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the world: [blighted, about to end] davrin: you calling my stroke weak??? 🤨
#davrin#rook#dragon age#veilguard#datv#dragon age the veilguard#davrin x rook#gamingedit#dragonageedit#daedit#dailygaming#videogamemen#videogamewomen#videogamepoc#videogameedit#vgedit#datv spoilers#userkarlo#userfelassan#+++#not pictured: me fighting for my LIFE in the adjustment layers#davrin's room is so RED. and then in the endgame it's even REDDER#lord help me#ps. made this gifset just to immortalize davrin's indignant nose scrunch. he looks so disgusted at the thought LOLLLL#dw dav no one actually thinks you don't put your back into it <3#but go ahead and show us anyway <3#reggie.gif
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pass her aroun' like a toy.
! nsfw ! ambessa x sevika x female reader
summary -;- you're a brothel worker, planned to have a night with your regular. but your time seems to be cut short as a woman you were terrified of walks in.
tags -;- dom!sevika, dom!ambessa, really dark, spit roasting, dark aspects, bdsm, passing around sorta, strap usage, slapping/hair pulling, squirting, cigarette burn, initial carving
you're clocking in to your shift at the brothel, greeting babette as you stride to the dressing rooms alongside the bar area. it was a normal day in zaun, no sounds from jinx or her people. no sounds from piltover or whatever they choose to be called. you couldn't be bothered by the current politics.
you slip out of your everyday clothes, adorning your body in a thin lace thong with a bow on the back and a bra that barely covered your perky nipples. you fluff up your hair, reaplying your makeup and adding extra setting spray. you had a session with sevika, knowing her usual, it was gonna be a rough night for you.
babette rings the bell, signaling that she was here for you.
you stroll into your room, pulling back the curtain as your gaze locks on her. her hair is shorter than last time, a new piercing shines in the light below her lip line. you raise an eyebrow at this but you bite back any remarks.
"baby.." sevika coos to you, clouding your mind almost instantly. she lifts her hand, spreading her legs as she curls her finger at you, signaling you to come sit. and of course you abide by her request.
you sit down on her thigh, facing her. "you look pretty.. with the new haircut." you mumble to her as you admire the new prominent blue scar on her cheek. you run your fingers along it, eluding a shiver from her.
she grabs your hand and places a kiss on the top of it. "been needin' you so bad today baby." she practically groans in your ear. she litters kisses and soft bites across your neck as you lean back, a soft moan finding its way out of your mouth. sevika bites down on top of your jugular, causing a spike in your heart rate.
you know she would never hurt you, but it still frightened you. one of the most powerful women of zaun, ever since silco died, right here in your lap. who wouldn't be nervous?
you're suddenly yanked out of your thoughts as you feel teeth graze your nipple. your hands find their place on sevika's shoulders as she continues to suckle on your now hardened nipples.
a damp patch grows in your panties, you start to softly grind against her jeans as you angle your clit just right. she moves her hand onto your hip, halting your movements for a minute before she rolls her thigh upwards. a moan drags from your lips into the air.
"so pretty f'me.." she exhales as she picks up a cigarette, lighting it swiftly as she leans back to take in your disheveled appearance. a faint blush rises on your cheeks.
sevika balances her cigarette netween her lips as she puffs out smoke into your face. it's almost intoxicating.
she flips you up and over in one motion, your ass up and face down in the pillows as she stands up. she faces the couch as she faces her girl.
she moves across the room, you don't dare to look at her due to what happened last time. the faint marks of cigarettes on your thighs remind you just of it all.
the rattling sound of a belt catches your attention, as your panties are suddenly yanked down. "pretty pussys so wet, almost crying yeah?" she coos to you, almost making you feel pathetic as she swipes her index finger up and down your slit.
she collects your slick, bringing it up to her mouth as she moans at your taste. she can't take it anymore as you feel a very thick strap prod at your entrance. it elicits a whimper from your mouth from a slight hint of anticipation.
a loud moan flees your lips as shw pushes in, her hands grasping your hips as she bottoms out with no faults. your pussy was made for her. the sound of sloppy, wet squelching sounds can be heard along with trails of moans and whimpers.
suddenly you hear something that frightens you, the sound of the curtain being pulled back. you quickly tap sevika's thigh quickly from fright. she pulls out, as you sit up fast.
your eyes widen from fear. it was her.
ambessa, warlock, leader, war machine, ambessa fucking medarda. what the fuck was she doing in your room? what was she doing in zaun??
sevikas hips stuttered as she faulters back. she lowers her head, avoiding the powerful womans gaze. you've never seen her sized up before.
"so i see the rumors are true. silco's henchmen run amuck doing this pure filth in their free time while my army is fighting for freedom from your people." ambessa proclaims as she steps forwards until shes infront of you.
she grips your face, her large fingers prodding at your mouth until you're forced to open. your tongue rolls out as a chuckle escapes ambessas lips.
"such a pretty thing. i paid for the hour. i get anything i want yeah?" ambessa asks you as you shakily nod your head.
"sit over there sevika, maybe ill let you join in once you tell me information on that jinx." she commands, her voice filling your ears as sevika sits down in the corner chair. ambessa approaches sevika, pulling out a ball of blue light, a fucking hextech ball. "you move, you speak without being spoken to, anything. and i will load this." she threatens sevika.
your mouth is still pried open, you try to close it until you're met with a harsh slap. the stinging sensation fills your chest. a fat glob of spit lands on your tongue as she looks at you, you understand what she wants so you swallow it quickly.
"so obedient.." ambessa mutters. she lets go of your jaw as she walks around the room. "so.. you wanna talk? maybe then ill go easy on your little toy." she questions sevika.
"not in a million," sevika spits onto ambessas boot, "fucking years." she exencuates the last words. ambessa grabs a strap harness and grabs the largest size possible.
"such a shame that this poor lamb has to endure this because of you.." she tuts at sevika as your face is shoved back into the pillow. a harsh slap is met across the skin of your ass. your whimper fills the air. suddenly you feel familiar silicone pressed against your slit, but it was far larger than sevikas ever used. you try to mutter soft pleas at her but it was to no avail as she starts to push into you.
you claw at the fabric on the couch, tears filling your eyes from the painful stretch. she continues to push forwards as she didn't care what your reaction to it would be, until she bottoms out. a choked sob escapes from your mouth as your tears spill from your eyes. sevika sucks in a breath at the sight, feeling a tinge of sympathy.
suddenly she pulls out, then slams back in against your cervix. it knocks the air out of you as she slams your hips back and forth against her. it wasn't pleasurable for you at all, it was simply a manipulation tactic.
a harsh string of sobs flee from your lips as you beg sevika to help you, not knowing that ambessa has hextech on her. "puh-lease- sev- sevika please- fuck oh please-!"
sevikas heart tugs as she suddenly seems to be spilling words endlessly. "there's gonna be a rally- under the statue of vander. later tomorrow." she mutters out, ambessas pace not slowing down. "everyone who supports jinx is gonna be there." she tells one final time, a soft "tuttut" escapes ambessas lips.
she lifts you up, sitting you down in her lap as her strap stays angled inside you. "see how easy that was.." she strokes your cheek as she wipes away your tears from your cheek. "now now little lamb, no need to waste perfectly good tears." she tells you with a stupid grin on her face, she knows what she's doing to you.
a slight rock of her hips and you find yourself broken. your hands grip on her shoulders as you bury your head in her neck as whimpers and moans of yours fill the air. a large hand snakes down and rubs your clit in sharp circles.
soft praises fill your ears as ambessa draws you closer and closer to finishing. she continues to relentlessly pound into your cervix, bruising your soft spots inside until you're seeing stars.
"now.. if you don't get that brat in line with the rest of them, i will come back and inflict so.. so much worse." ambessa claims to sevika as a small handheld device is pulled out of her pocket. she approaches you in sevikas lap, trailing the tip of whatever she had alongside your back. until she presses down.
a splash of liquid trails along her waist and stomach as your body wracks and heaves. a familiar voice draws you back.
"baby.. baby?" sevika murmurs into your ear, you're curled up in her lap as a damp cloth cleans your lower half.
a sharp scream escapes your lips, a small blade was dragged along your skin. she was carving something into your back for all to see. it was horrifying. as sevika bit her lip, knowing ambessa could and will either kill her or throw her into the pits.
"i hope you've learned your lesson sevika." ambessa says as she finally leaves the room.
blood drips down your back as tears leak from your eyes. the initials 'A, M' now permanently carved into your back.
this made you contemplate your life contract with sevika.
#arcane#arcane league of legends#wlw#i love women#arcane season 2#i need her so bad#ambessa medarda#arcane sevika#i love sevika#ambessa league of legends#ambessa x reader#ambessa x you#ambessa x sevika#sevika x reader#sevika arcane#sevika#lesbian#arcane season two#dark#wlw nsft#idk what i just wrote#lord help me#im so scared for act 3#arcane act 2
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KYLE GALLNER photographed on the set of 'Carolina Caroline' via Samara Weaving on Instagram
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I when when when he when he calls spiderman pet names
HES HIS BABY BOY HIS SPECIAL BOY... I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TREAT ME LIKE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
#i'm not well#i'm not okay#lord help me#deadpool#spiderman x deadpool#deadpool x spiderman#spiderman#spidey#spideypool#Who gonna be the deadpool to my spiderman
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🕷️Zeon J.🕷️
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“If Gilbert had been asked to describe his ideal woman the description would have answered point for point to Anne, even to those seven tiny freckles whose obnoxious presence still continued to vex her soul. Gilbert was as yet little more than a boy; but a boy has his dreams as have others, and in Gilbert's future there was always a girl with big, limpid grey eyes, and a face as fine and delicate as a flower. He had made up his mind, also, that his future must be worthy of its goddess.”
- Anne of Avonlea, L. M. Montgomery
#literature#books#l m montgomery#anne of green gables#anne of avonlea#anne with an e#gilbert blythe#anne shirley#OH MY GOD#*MUFFLED SCREAMING*#LORD HELP ME#I MISSED THESE TWO JELLY BEANS#‘He had made up his mind also that his future must be worthy of its goddess’ UMM HELLOOOO?? SIR????#yes i’m alive btw#i have returned simply to share this
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Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor...
#bad omens#concrete forever#concrete jungle#noah sebastian#the death of peace of mind#tdopom#music#send help#lord help me#i cant#him#just him#always him#let me live in my delusions
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just leaving this here 😌
#i volunteer#lord help me#joost klein#joost#justice for joost#europapa#esc netherlands#eurovision#netherlands#esc 2024#friesenjung
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[ID: A digital meme redraw featuring Sam and Celia from The Magnus Protcol. Sam is a fat South Asian man with brown skin, curly black hair, a mustache, and a lot of body hair. He is wearing a red leopard-print dress with a slit up the side with matching heels, and red and gold makeup. Celia is a slim Korean woman with light skin and short black hair, gold piercings, and glasses, and she is wearing a green blouse tied into a crop top, and purple trousers and shoes. Celia has Sam pinned against a black car with one leg between his, while he leans onto the car with his arms stretched out in front of him. She is also holding a gold revolver next to his hip where the split in the dress has revealed his entire leg and a fair portion of butt. They are smiling at each other. The image is rendered with pink shadows and gold highlights. end ID]
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hi so i went normal mode on a meme redraw uhhhh #GiveCeliaRipleyAGun2k24 <3
(og image under here)
[ID: A photo depicting two Asian women enacting the same scene as above. end ID]
#fg's art#the magnus protocol#tmagp#samama khalid#celia ripley#ripsam#riplid#lord help me#listen i just think celia should have a gun and then i thought about this image and i. i just. y.#you understand you get it it's fine
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