#[kal] intro/pinned post

[dissecnalyst]

DNI:

Anyone younger than 16 years old (this is a 16+ blog, come back when you're older)

anyone whose alignment is lawful/neutral good (you guys are kind of annoying no offense ☠️), with exceptions maybe

TERFs

queerphobes; homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, etc.

bigots

ableists

any discourse/arguments

pedophiles

zoophiles

religion pushers

MAP/NOMAP

fully/mostly NSFW blogs (with those pictures, videos and everything)

anti-endos

If you are/support any of these ↑, get tf out right now, or block me

(this is a safe space guys trust 💯)

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Anyways, welcome to my (maybe kinda boring tbh) blog;

neurodivergent creatures ∞

AO3 users (readers and writers, betas included)

artists 🔥🔥

queers 🏳‍🌈

nerds ☝️

losers

kids

old people

music enjoyers ♪♪

insomniacs ☕︎

(wo)/men of culture 🗿

systems/plurals (of all kinds/origins)

therians, alterhumans/alterbeings, otherkin ⎇ ⎇

chaotic gremlins 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

abominations

misanthropists 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

menaces to society 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

traumatized and mentally ill bitches 🔥🔥

entities incomprehensible to mere mortals 🔥🔥‼️‼️

regular human beings

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Some shit about me (if you wanna know lol)��

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Currently writing a fanfic... (It's probably (definitely) gonna take years to publish ☠️)

Want my Spotify? Ask. 👍

I have an ebm/techno playlist lol 🗣️🔥

Fandoms:

— My main one is easily BNHA lol. I have not read the manga or watched the whole anime, I just get most of the lore from fanfics and other people's online posts lmaoo.

— Then next it's TCF (trash of the count's family). Ngl I think this was my first fandom lol. (I haven't read the novel since before the second alternate dimensions arc though (in part 2). It's been a long time since I've read it.)

And due to me being in this fandom, I obviously got exposed to ORV and Holy Trinity memes and media which means I know some shit (spoilers) at least lmao.

— I read some marvel fics too? Idk it's from the movies not the comics. I'm not really that into the lore anyway.

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I also take userbox requests:

— if they're of the more obscure gender micro labels [e.g. genderfloy], sexualities [e.g. uranic, neptunic], xenopronouns, etc.

— I also take requests about BNHA headcanons [e.g. "this user headcanons Hatsume Mei as autistic" (I definitely also hc Hatsume (and many others) as ND lol, just trying to decide whether autism, ADHD, or both is better lmao)], favourite characters, your fanfic(s) writing status (whether it be non-existent or halfway done), BNHA OCs, etc.

Maximum number of requests per ask: four (4)

Feel free to be as specific as you want— from the images (yes I accept a maximum of five images per userbox, I'll find a way to cram them all in lmao), patterns and background, colours, to the exact font. I'll try my best to fulfill your request lol.

Keep in mind to be patient because I have a life outside of this. I may take minutes, hours, days, weeks, or maybe even months to complete your request, but it'll definitely be done eventually. 👍

✎𓁹✎𓁹✎𓁹✎𓁹✎𓁹✎𓁹✎

My tags:

#[kal] _______

#[kal] posts → all my posts (excluding reblogs of others) will be tagged with this

#[kal] userboxes → for userboxes I make

#[kal] rambles → basically just me rambling lmaoo 💀

#[kal] random shit → basically what it says

#[kal] art shit → for any art I do lol

#[kal] ☠️ → idrk how to say this but,,, emotions idk. a 'holy shit'/'wtf' sentiment ig? or whatever that warrants that kind of feeling bcuz I'm shit at wording shit. also an equivalent of a crying emoji (anyway just know that there's many meanings when I use certain emojis so ☠️)

#lmaooo → I use this a lot apparently, so this has become a tag for me I guess 💀

–Kal

[kiwinatorwaffles]

ALRIGHT frequents of the kiwinatorwaffles tumblr blog. i’ve decided to make a small masterpost of silly miscellaneous tags on my page, which i will be regularly updating when new ones show up! i will also be adding this to my pinned intro post just for convenience!

#kiwinator hall of fame /derog- all of my most infamous posts, under one tag.

#kiwi’s hermbiposting- where i talk about shenanigans on the abhorred beloved hermbi discord server /j

#the baldmits quarantine- quarantine for anyone bullying me about my bald hermits shitpost. i see you there kal

#kiwi’s xoob purgatory- containment zone for any asks bullying me about Xoobs or Xitties (xisuma boobs and titties). this hurt me physically to type out

#the great mantitpocalypse of april 22- the day i turned on anon i got 3 million asks about mens tits. have fun browsing the tag

#scoliosis saga- a one-off text post that sparked a ton of people coming into my inbox and telling me they also have scoliosis

#kiwi’s aspec posting- talks and asks about being aromantic, asexual, or anywhere else on the aspectrum. may include discussions of aphobia, which i will filter with “#aphobia”

#kiwi fights xisuma: the episode- a saga where i fight xisuma and everyone bullies me. help

#crossover content: brought to you by kiwinator: any content i do of crossovers between my fandoms! mcyt fandoms where the creators already frequently interact do not count

to be continued (once more insane stuff happens)

[piracyandpumpturns]

edit: this is an old intro post; read the pinned one for accurate info :)

hiiii im gonna do an intro post because im a name/id hoarder and i feel like oversharing with the internet <3

basically im genderfluid, trixic/neptunic & panromantic. possibly grey ace, possibly poly/ambiamorous. i consider myself queer, genderqueer, enby and trans as i fit under these umbrellas.

the names u can call me: cam, river, kal, kaz, or theo.

my pronouns: they/them and fae/faer if i haven’t told you my pronouns for the day. i might start changing the ones in my bio regularly, but as of now only use binary pronouns if i specifically say so.

my asks are always always open!

i’m a dancer and a writer (writeblr @inked-fables) and i’m also an unbearable nerd (ask anyone). i’m obsessed with musical theatre and hope to someday gain the courage to be in a musical (even though i CANNOT sing).

my spotify

i’m a minor so creeps & porn blogs pls dni. queerphobes, racists, transphobes, ableists & honestly just. if you’re frequently on dni lists then u can probably assume ur on mine.

if that doesn’t apply to u however, hello! ily babe <3