#[john]

[jobooksncoffee]

Good thing it tumbled all the way to this hellhole 🤣!

We love it! And these guys are happily married, raising two puppers and solving crime in the gayest best way possible, driving Mrs Hudson crazy but in a happy way. No Mary and a very different Reichenbach experience. They are living the good life. They are happy.

I understand why they had to throw the pilot away.

[john-ts-sh-ai]

♫ ♫ ♫

[l3irdl3rain]

I've been watching a playthrough of rdr2 and every time someone mentions John Marston I instantly think of your boy. I hadn't interacted with red dead at all prior to you naming your cat after one of the characters so I think that name will always be associated with a sweet orange muppet cat to me

Anon. This message kind of implies to me that maybe you don’t realize I named 2 cats after Red Dead. If you already know this please forgive me, but I’ve actually had the pleasure of owning TWO cowboy cats.

John and Arthur….

[askthemactav]

Hello soap =)

@makarov-ask-blog

Uhm. Hi.

[yukiiweirdfishes-11]

As promised, here is another drawing for you!!!❤️

I'm so happy with this drawing... Because I've always had trouble drawing John, but I finally managed to draw him!!!🎉🎉🎉

[madthetruemad]

+18, smut, mdni, f!reader, etc.

pt 1

You weren’t used to the attention that John was giving you. Your past partners never caring or giving a damn. So to feel just how much careful attention he is giving your weeping pussy is making your core throb and ache. And when he started to pull his fingers out, it made you whine embarrassingly loud.

The sound made him chuckle as he got up and pulled you along.

“Where- where are we going?”

“To my bed.”

That was another thing that made you almost lose your footing. You were never important enough for a bed. The hard floor or the lumpy, uncomfortable couch was all your dates ever brought you to. In your mind, however, you wouldn’t have minded John’s couch as it was more comfortable than the others you had the displeasure of sitting on.

“Are you sure? What about the mess?”

You couldn’t hide the way your voice wobbled as he ushered you into his room, his foot kicking the door closed as his hands gently worked on your pants, helping you shrug them off along with your panties.

He quirked an eyebrow at you, amusement clear in his features. And when you felt your clothing start to pool at your feet, you found that you were only dressed in your shirt and bra. The cool air made your thighs clench together.

“If I’m going to fuck ya, sweet girl, then it’s going to be in my bed. But before that…,” his voice trailed off as he helped you out of your shirt and unclipped your bra, the articles of clothing joining your jeans and panties, “I said I was going to have you sit on my face next.”

Without getting undressed himself, he pulled you along towards his bed. His hand gently tugging you forward when he sat down on the edge of, you now wedged between his thighs as he rested his hands on your hips, his fingers tracing lazy circles as he kissed your stomach. The feeling of him peppering you with kisses made you squirm.

“Well?”

“H- huh?”

He chuckled at your cluelessness, but didn’t dare make fun of you for it, “though I said where I wanted you to sit, you don’t have to if you don’t want to.”

He leaned back, pushed himself to where he was laying face down whilst pulling you with. Your chest pressed hard against his as he let one of his hands trail and gently squeeze at the fat of your ass.

A part of you always wanted to try, but with your past partners hating the idea of giving you oral while also giving you a clear display of disgust, you sort of dropped the idea entirely.

But John is offering, isn’t he?

He isn’t the type of man to do something he doesn’t want to after all.

“Only if… you really want to,” you manage to say.

“That’s what I am asking you. Do you want to?”

You found yourself gripping at the front of his shirt, the way his fingers worked you open was still imprinted in your cunt, you really want to feel his tongue too.

“Yes, please.”

The moment the words left your mouth, he had you sit up so you were straddling his waist. You tried not to whine out too much when your wet cunt pressed down against his hardening bulge, and he didn’t give you enough time to feel him as he already got a strong hold of your hips again and gently dragging you up.

“You’re so nervous.”

You didn’t know where to put your hands as your bare pussy hovered just over his mouth. None of your previous partners ever really looked to hard at your slick, but John made a point to just analyze all of you.

“I- I can’t help it, I never did something like this before.”

He chuckled softly, his breath gently hitting your cunt making you squirm in his hold, “then I best ruin you for everyone else, huh?”

Not giving you any time to give back a retort, he planted you down, his grip strong as he easily held you in place as his tongue licked a long stripe between your folds. The sudden contact made you squeal as started to lap at you, his tongue not missing a single inch even as he toys with your fluttering hole. The tip of his tongue gently prodding before delving in.

The heat and feeling of his tongue was way different, and even better as he let one of his hands let go of your waist to trail downwards.

Your moans and gasps filled up the quiet bedroom accompanied by the wet sounds your pussy made against his tongue and fingers.

And you think between each flick of his tongue and pump of his fingers that he was right.

He was ruining you for everyone else… that is, if you even want anyone else after this.

[majaaaaaaaaaa-with-10-as]

John is one of my faves

[himetomatoes]

All heir have their knight.

STAY COOL STRIDER

[kylemarshiku]

Last week I dropped the Ultimate Homestuck Recap that summarized the webcomic that once dominated the internet, particularly Tumblr.

Today I bring you what it was all for, a video essay called Homestuck Is Good, Actually.

If you were wondering, "Homestuck, really? In 2025?" The answer is yes. This isn't ironic. It's 100% sincere. I love Homestuck. And I think you should, too. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you about… Homestuck.

It's not perfect by any means though, and brace yourself for some hot takes. But if you'd check it out or show any friends that might be interested, I'd be very grateful.

[xyras-maze]

IM SORRY CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE JOHN'S SMILE IS?

Like whenever I see his smile I automatically smile too it's like a natural reaction ughhh

Credits to the oc

[chausie9]

Uh so I guess it's finally done? Like what, 2 months after the release of the episode??? cool.

It's so messy and crowded aghh but I shall not waste my time any longer, it won't become any better than it is already >:j

I'm sorry I really tried to figure out how to blur the image for the tw but I'm as clueless as a 90 yo grandma when it comes to things like this >:7

[calware-png]

wanted to challenge myself by doing a drawing on only one layer and without using a sketch beforehand :] i'll upload a process video later in case anyone is interested

[l3irdl3rain]

someday i'll see you all again, but in the mean time I'll be collecting some new old friends

[dontletmewaittoolong]

beatles photos where it looks like they’re trying to dispose of a dead body

[weedsollux]