#[from one naughty birb to another…]

[grimowled]

your Stolas makes me smile and Ozzie glow a Little brighter. jsyk.

eeee--- this makes my dark lil' heart flutter sm !! thank you dearly?? i'm so stoked you and ozzie enjoy this naughty lil' birb and his ridiculous ways ... and that i get to see you on mon dash and write with you. pls bear with my slow ass. i love your ozzie so much I'm just starting to think you own the guy and just lending him out to vi.z -- such an inspiration, how you capture him in both words and pencil strokes!!

[spiritsong]

Rules: name 3 songs that have been stuck in your head for the past few days

Thank you for tagging me, @dolceaspidenera! any opportunity to ramble about music is very appreciated 😊I also got tagged by @bhaalsdeepbat (thank you!) for a 'name 5 of your current favorite songs' thing, which isn't the exact same as this, but I'll combine them here anyway 😂

Wildflower and Barley by Hozier feat Allison Russell

The sun hesitates more on each evening's darkenin' Would all things God allows remain above ground Like grief and sweet memory, wildflower and barley

Okay so basically this whole EP has been making a constant rotation in my head since it came out, but the song that's currently occupying my head is Wildflower and Barley. It's just so good, I love the lyrics and the visuals they conjure, it's fun to sing. My favorite part is Allison's backing vocals in the chorus ("The healers, Are healing", etc.)

2. Only When I by Alice Phoebe Lou

Sometimes it feels like I could give it all up to be held by you But that's not all the time No, not all the time Only when I can't breathe Only when I wanna believe Only when it's late at night Only when I don't feel right Only when I touch my body Only when I'm feeling naughty Only when you're far away Far away Far away

I love so many songs off this album and this one is no exception! It's sad, pitiable, and sexy lol what's not to like!! (also it's so durgetash to me...)

3. synthesizer by De'Wayne

She's a synthesizer Orchestrates the band She's got the whole world wrapped around her finger She's a synthesizer Baby, don't you understand? She's my Heaven, she's my Earth She's my woman, she's my man

I randomly came across this one. It's not lyrically complex but it is very catchy and fun. A mood lifter and a great song to dance to. The reason it really got me is the part in the chorus that goes "You're my woman, you're my man". I heard that and my lil queer heart was like, oh? 👀

4. Agoraphobia by Autoheart

But I am dented by the scars* They keep me up at night And it's not agoraphobia It's just a lack of air supply That keeps me up at night

*Genius says the correct word here is "skies" but "scars" makes more sense to me so I'm leaving it 😂

THIS SONG UGHHHH I have it on my Gale playlist so the psychic damage I receive from it is multiplied tenfold lol but I CAN'T STOP

5. Witches by Alice Phoebe Lou

Me, I've got my own little magic And I'm not tryna wreak havoc It's just that sometimes I see something and I just need to have it Let's share a few dirty habits

oop, another one by Alice Phoebe Lou! I've had this saved for ages, but for some reason it's wormed its way into my head as though I've never heard it before!!

tagging @dragon--sage @anderstrevelyan @justabiteofspite @birb--birb @witch-from-a-block-of-flats and whoever else wants to do this!!

[kingkatsuki]

Kinktober | Day Five | Exhibitionism | Hawks

Hawks is a kinky birb~

Pairing: Hawks x Reader 

Warnings: 18+

~

You yelped at the sight of another person in the rooms watching your every move. Your hands moved up to hide your bouncing chest, but you couldn’t hide the throb that the thought of being watched sent through your sopping pussy. This twinge didn’t go unnoticed by your lover, who pressed a reassuring kiss to your jaw, his eyes moving back to watch Dabi, standing at the edge of the room. 

“It’s okay, love. He’s a friend.” Hawks eyes were trained on Dabi as he continued to thrust into your quivering body, “he’s come to watch us for a bit. Is that okay, babe?” 

Hawks fingers moved to brush your hair out of your eyes as you groaned at the suggestion, the thought sending sparks of electricity into your cunt. You mewled up at your lover as he pressed a reassuring kiss to your cheek. 

“How about we give him a better view?” You whines at the loss of contact as Hawks pulled his length from your cunt, sitting on the side of the bed as he eased your body up to sit on his lap, facing Dabi who had made himself comfortable in a chair at the side of the room. Dabi’s eyes stayed trained on your every move as he watched Hawks cock, slick with your essence, slide straight into your heat, bottoming inside of you. Dabi’s eyes flashed up to look at the expression on your face, your eyes half-lidded as Hawks began to thrust up into you, his hands gripping your hips to angle his movements. 

Dabi unashamedly unbuckled his trousers, tugging them down so his cock sprang free. A gruff spitting noise sounded around the room and your eyes glanced over to see Dabi had spat onto his length and he was currently fisting his cock. The lewd feeling of being watched in the most intimate positions sent a pang of lust throughout your body, your core clenching down on Hawks cock. He responded with a groan of his own, continuing his casual pace. 

“Shit,” You heard a grunt from the side and your eyes moved back to watch Dabi, his legs spread as he continued bucking up into his palm, his other hand moving down to tease his balls, tugging them against his nimble fingers. 

“You like being watched, sweetheart?” Hawks dipped his head down, his lips brushing against the shell of your ear as he whispered lowly to you, “Look at how hard Dabi’s cock is, all because of you.”

Hawks words only served as a stimulant as you writhed on top of him, your fingers clutching at his forearms, nails digging into his skin roughly. 

“Such a naughty girl, getting off on other guys seeing you get well and truly fucked.” You groaned, your back arching away from Hawks chest as he leaned down to capture one of your nipples between his thumb and forefinger, twisting it harshly as he continued to pound into you. At this rate you wouldn’t last much longer, Dabi’s intense stare on your naked body only serving to edge you closer to your release. 

“Why don’t you give him a show?” Hawks voice goaded you as you continued to grind down against his thrusts, trying to edge yourself closer to your release, “Touch your tits for him, sweets.”

You obeyed Hawks command as your fingers slipped up to tease at your mounds, squeezing them between your palms as you rolled your nipples between your fingers, mouth slipping open in a quiet moan. 

“Shit,” You heard Dabi swear under his breath and the sound that came from his lips sounded so sinful. The word only spurning you on, making you roll your hips even harder against Hawks thrusts. One of your hands continuing to play with your breasts as the other dipped down to your clit, locating the bundle of nerves and rubbing frantic circles around it.

“That’s it, baby. You’re doing so well,” Hawks encouraging words paired with the intense gaze that Dabi held on your body was all it took to ease you into a powerful orgasm, a loud whine leaving your lips as you came.

Dabi watched as your face contorted in pleasure with your climax, his hand thrusting against his cock with more speed as he met his own climax, his release shooting out in white spurts as it covered his hands and the floor beneath him. You watched Dabi cum with a small smile on your face.

The sensation of your heat clenching down around his length from your orgasm caused Hawks to buck his hips up into your cunt three more times before releasing his seed inside your quivering body, calling out your name as he came. Hawks hands rubbed soothing circles along your thighs as your head fell back onto his shoulder, his lips pressing sloppy kisses against your neck. From your position on his lap, your head laying back on his shoulder you couldn’t see the sly look Hawks was giving Dabi, a knowing smile exchanged between the pair. 

“We should do this again sometime, what do you think, Love?” You could only mewl in approval as your reaction made Hawks grin, motioning to Dabi who was sporting a smirk on his features, “She likes someone else watching her come undone.” 

“Maybe I could join in instead,” Dabi’s eyes stayed transfixed on you as he moved to exit the room, the thought alone sending a throbbing sensation throughout your core. 

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

Magia Record 4 | Uchitama 3 - 5 | Eizouken 5 | Iruma-kun 17 - 18 | BnHA 76 - 79 | ID: Invaded 5 - 7

Magia Record 4

There’s a fish behind Iroha. Also, I was confused about the ketchup cake thing Jenn mentiond in one of her posts until I saw it here.(On a related note, ketchup cake seems to really exist…but only in Canada.)

Ah! Tsuruno. I’ve heard of her from reading around about this mobage.

The coding of the episode went funny again…

I feel like despite this being everything Madoka was, this seems to have lost some of the charm somehow. I’ve been reading that others are having similar experiences, though. Update: I think I know why now…although there are magical girl events fuelling the entire thing, the show is currently more bent on being a CGDCT. That’s why I’m not so happy with it…I dunno about others, though.

I suspected Séance Shrine was Mizuna Shrine…I mean, it was right behind Iroha and co.

Who was that blonde girl…?

I thought I just saw face-stealing aliens swoop in (i.e. someone didn’t bother drawing in the girls’ faces). I thought that was just a Bones thing exclusive to BSD.

“Olibe oil” (sic). Also, there are creepy blue (green?) figures walking the aisles…

I notice Iroha needed an extra bounce to get over the gate.

What’s that orange marking on the girls’ faces…? Update: Reading the wiki reveals it’s the Witch’s Kiss, or something similar to it.

Uchitama 3

Well, it says “chome” but gets translated to “street”…which is a bit weird. A chome is a city district, which functions much like a street but isn’t the same.

I just realised the title card has a dog’s face on it. Maybe next time it’ll be a cat’s face…

Oh my gosh, it’s a Yu-Gi-Oh duel! Teenager-ness…(?) What is that (LOL)?! *squints at screen* Oh, chuunibyou. That makes sense.

They even materialised the (Gon’s) chair! (LOL)

At least this matchup isn’t Bull vs. Momo…thank goodness(!)

I seriously love how much skin they make Bull show…(LOL…?)

Well, if the race to the top is exciting then the race to the bottom should be humiliating, no? That’s how these things work.

LOL, just seeing a badass dude that’s meant to represent a wolf howling like one is hilarious. (But seriously, are any of these neighbourhood dogs a Bad Enough Dude, to paraphrase an old game meme?)

Don’t Naruto run, Pochi! It’s dangerous!

Ahhhhhhh, so that’s why people call Pochi “Shiro” and feed him tofu…

The video got encoded funny again…

Uchitama 4

This is like Wakasa all over again…

The “My Name is Gon” title is a reference to “I Am a Cat” (Wahagai wa Neko de Aru). It actually doesn’t have the word for “name” in there, which is a bit weird…Update: It’s about the day-to-day introspection and life of a cat and the wagahai suggests the cat thinks rather highly of himself, so I’d assume the former (applied to a dog of course), if not both of those things to be part of this.

The fact that Gon doesn’t move his mouth while telling us weird things (such as how Bull’s sweater reminds him of an old lady in Osaka) is hilarious. It’s almost like a play with Gon as narrator.

See? That titlecard has a different dog’s face now! (I believe it’s Kuro’s, actually.)

This series is actually really informative about cats and dogs!

The Detective Conan parody cat is pretty interesting in regards to how the series wants to play with the human/animal dichotomy.

Now the titlecard has a cat’s face.

This song is so energetic! The banners are pretty funny too – I mean, “trying to get a ripped body” is impossible for a dog, right?

Yyyyyyyyup, Ume is singing this song (Sanchome no Hoshi* or The Star of 3rd District*)! I’m being spoilt!

Eizouken 5

Iron Giant…I thought the name sounded familiar. Turns out it’s a Brad Bird-directed movie.

This episode is very Scott...LOL.

I like how they showed the back of the guy to correspond with the back of the robot.

Iruma 17

Gap = sukima, as you might know from a post I made re: Mairimashita! Iruma-kun puns.

“Yes, boss!” in English.

Why do people being questioned  at a koban always have katsudhum? (Hataraku Maousama reference)

Ooh, this long-haired demon from the Game or New Magic battler is hot!!!

That's the 1st time Acchan and Bakemi appear...

I'd assume the ga in Gabuko means gakkou (school).

Now it's ki su ma...(instead of sukima)

Iruma 18

Aw, Kiriwo's so cute...

...and he's now a sadist. (Good job, me...I don't like sadists much.)

The cyclops girl's name is Dosanko, huh?

Hanabi are "fire flowers" (translating somewhat literally), which is why they "bloom" in the translation.

Update: Oh, I accidentally skipped ep. 17. I was wondering how Sabro got to hold up Comecome's stall…

BnHA 76

I’m not sure how the subbers got “Go entropy! Plus Chaos!”, although it might have something to do with Saikou da! (which I made out from listening to the audio).

Okay, now you can hear them say “Plus Chaos”.

Note Overhaul’s eyecatch background is purple, which contrasts Deku’s green. By the way, the eyecatch says that Overhaul belongs to the Shie Hassaikai and not the League…the guy’s always been picky about not being associated with the League.

The one time I turn the volume off, I don’t need it (LOL).

Dame da is closer to “It’s useless” or “You’re useless” than “Naughty girl”, subbers.

The coronavirus has taught me that masks make people seem less human, especially those with weird mouths like Overhaul’s plague doctor/bird one.

BnHA 77

In one of the Discord servers where Mudamaid appears, I decided to take Chronostasis. Why? He isn’t that bad-looking when he hasn’t got his mask on, to be real with you.

Froppy uses “senpai”, not Tamaki’s hero name.

I believe Tamaki calls Tsuyu “Kero-chan”, hence “Miss Ribbit”.

I wanna cry…I know Nighteye won’t see All Might again until All Might himself dies…(and this is because I’ve read the manga – thanks Viz and Shonen Jump for doing that!)

Shigaraki makes me beg the question…where do those hands of his come from??? Update: Ewwwwwwwww, those hands come from individuals affected by Tomura’s Quirk! (I think that’s a spoiler though…)

I almost got to the point of crying. I mean, I knew it would happen, but seeing it animated…makes it worse, y’know??? (Also, I accidentally might’ve stuck my finger in my eye when I was trying to wipe away tears, so either way, I teared up.)

BnHA 78

Huh? This OP is awfully cheerful after Nighteye’s death…I think it’s called Star Maker? Update: Star Marker by Kana Boon.

Well, you do realise I don’t know about anything after this point…all over again. So your surprise will be mine too.

LOL , it’s a Titan! (Apparently – according to the wiki pages I read – Gigantomachia is based on the Titans of lore, so…that’s true in more than one sense when you take into account Attack on Titan.)

The birbs are so cute!

That was just a few solid minutes of recap. Not as bad as Detective Conan where they frontend it, but still bad.

Hmm? I thought I saw black hair on Kurogiri…?

“He’s a walking disaster.” – That’s what I’d say about Bakugou, LOL.

Shouto “Daddy Issues” Todoroki taking the stage again…not that I mind, but…isn’t this Midoriya’s story?

I think I saw a Funko Pop All Might in the ED…?

You can see someone with a red wing Quirk. Based on what I’ve read around, that guy is Hawks.

Deku’s shirt at the end says “sheets”, not “shirt” (it’s missing a small ya).

BnHA 79

“…and I like udon better!” - *facepalm* That’s not how you make friends, Yoarashi.

Gang Orca’s like the Gordon Ramsay of heroes…with much less swearing.

*laughs behind hands as kids spill out the door* Welp, this is going to be real good.

This blonde kid is basically Monoma ver. 2!!! I hate him already!!!

Oh…that’s surprisingly strategic, Bakugou…*shows image of kid being dangled by a rope* Uh…or maybe not.

Who’s this guy with the bolo tie, anyway…?

Uchitama 5

I seriously thought this cat was Nora…(Sakura)

Does “big sister” refer to Lilly or another cat…?

Oh, I was wondering why Sakura didn’t have a cat tail…turns out she’s a pig. (Huh. It reminds me of a kinder version of the Africa Salaryman mixer joke.)

I like how open the series is in regards to interspecies love. Then again,…bestiality is an absolute no-no in my books, so maybe not.

Is it just me, or is there a slight bruise around Nora’s left eye…?

It’s like a Boueibu reunion! Shirai and Ume at the baths! Yay~!

There’s something absolutely silly about seeing anime boys hide in cupboards like cats. It puts a stupid smile on my face, like Eizouken does.

“I told you to get in the bath already!” – Gaddammit, Koma!

How do Gon’s glasses not fog up in the bath? (MST3K mantra required)

Oh, Nora does have a bruise around his eye! What’s it from, though?

Way to upsell Koma’s services, Kuro. (partially sarcastic…?)

“Can I say we’re having a doggone good time?” – Remind me to check what that sounds like in Japanese later. Update: Kuro says something that sounds lik izoizo in the line beforehand and then matches it in this line. In order to match the puns, there’s a pun in the English translation too.

ID: Invaded 5

Matsuoka’s glasses thing reminds me of Kanamori (Eizouken)…

“hole experience” – Is that a pun…?

Never ask a woman her age.

Hmm…”maidenly innocence”…

Why do some people believe “never mind” is one word???

I just noticed there’s a differently coloured bar on the title card…maybe that’s how far into the episode you should be. Also, is this well a pun on “falling for you”?

I noticed the blood had a weird texture to it. Also, I noticed the woman had heterochromia bfore it was pointed out she’s not real.

I have a theory. See, John(nie) Walker is an alcohol (sake) brand, right? This is Sakaido (as opposed to Anaido, who’s the Perforator and ana = hole). It’s the same character, so (I suspect) Sakaido’s crime has to do with alcohol…

Hmm…this ain’t gonna pass the Bechdel test after all…

Oh! Post-credits segment! Keep watching.

ID: Invaded 6

“Matsuoka was injured” – Er, he still has the knife in him…?

Ohhhhhh…this has gotta be Hondomachi!

I predict Hondomachi and Sakaido are going to go head-to-head someday. Update: Or those two vs. Johnnie Walker.

There was a cut-off footprint…

Isn’t it possible for a person to kill someone without knowing their name?

*cries* Sakaido! I’ve never seen you so emotional before…!

ID: Invaded 7

So Narihisago did look like Sakaido at one point…when his daughter was murdered.

The thing that reads cognition particles has “Back ground. Rad. Lev.” on the bottom of its screen.

I don’t have the sound on right now, so I dunno what Matsuoka was reacting to specifically…(aside from the guy owning up to whatever was done.)

Interestingly, Katsuyama has the character for “win” in his name. However, this is the only link I’ve found between the serial killers and their names.

There’s a character which appears in both the word for “martial arts” and one of the (dead) professional fighters – Takehiko Fujita. It means stuff like “war” and “military power”.

Oh! There’s a bar on the titlecard and this one is up to 900 of 1200…I wonder what that means? Is that an indication of time, perhaps? Also in the bottom left, “CAM 025”.

Miyo Hijiriido?! Oh my gosh! This is new, indeed!

Okay, so the characters for Miyo look like this: 聖井戸 御代 The first character in “Miyo” is the same one that denotes “go” in goryoushin (formal way to denote “parents”) and similar words in keigo. The characters which aren’t “well” (water well) are the character for “saint/holy” and “age” (as in the period of time, alternatively “generation”), aside from the one I’ve already discussed. Therefore, I’d suggest Miyo is actually “the great detective [who ushers in a new] age” or “the great detective [of the current] age”. Update: Apparently Miyo means “age of a ruler”, as in the period of their reign (specifically referring to the emperor if it needs to be). I’ve heard there’s specific words in the Japanese language used only to refer to the imperial family…this is probably one of them. That specific name combo (as “odai”) is also a very polite way to refer to spare change, although that doesn’t seem very useful to know.

What’s that thing on Tamotsu’s wrist…? (A watch? Wouldn’t that be illegal in a prison like this?)

Interestingly, all other killers wear white. Narihisago is the only one in black (or brown…or whatever colour that is).

What would Miyo need a key for? The key to the mystery, or a physical key?

I don’t think you can see Narihisago’s face in any of the pics he has of Muku or his wife.

Ooh…Sakaido’s pretty ripped. (Me likey…not that I would like a killer…)

Why is Sakaido…or I should say Narihisago…dead in his own imagination, huh?

Hmm…Miyo wears a black singlet or sleeveless top of some sort under that cape...poncho…Holmes cosplay thing. She still has a gun in her detective form, too.

Notably, no detective wears a skirt in this world…*sigh* So much for Nancy Drew and Miss Marple…

Muku has smiley faces on her hair decs.

Does that mean you’ve met the real Muku…? (I think this is Momoki speaking about Muku.) Update: It might be Habutae, actually. I never really got a grasp on the names of the peanut gallery.

Hondomachi’s never seen the cockpit in real life, right?

Well-ception! (It’s a bit of a joke that when there’s something in something, I call it [X]ception as a homage to Inception.)

Table flip! That meme hasn’t been around for a while, come to think of it…

I find it interesting that they point to the circles of the roof when talking about pi. As you know, the circle and pi are related.

Hmm? I don’t remember seing the quote “Let us try to make this world a better place” in this episode…

[lumiose-fletchling]

Dex Helper [7/23] CLOSED

Since we had so many donations yesterday, I’d like to have another dex helper today as well! Many of these were given in the hopes they would find new homes with Alolan Trainers.

Send in your IGN, request, and deposit. No pokémon are shiny. First to request gets priority! You may have more than one!

Fire

Torchic, male, lv 1, Modest, Speed Boost, Outstanding Potential

Simisear, male, lv 33, Modest, Gluttony, pokérus

Flareon, male, lv 20, Brave, Flash Fire

Flareon, male, lv 1, Lax, Flash Fire

Flareon, named Ise, male, lv 1, Docile, Flash Fire

Growlithe, Korean, male, lv 1, Adamant, Intimidate, knows Burn Up, Morning Sun, Close Combat, Outstanding Potential

Ninetales, Japanese, Kanto, female, lv 25, Lax, Flash Fire

Fennekin, male, lv 1, Timid, Magician, knows Hypnosis, Magic Coat, Wish, Heat Wave, Outstanding Potential (x2)

Darumaka, male, lv 1, Adamant, Hustle, Outstanding Potential

Torkoal, moon ball, female, lv 1, Adamant/Sassy, Drought/White Smoke (respectively)

Slugma, named Lumi, dream ball, male, lv 1, Brave/Naive, Magma Armor

Cyndaquil, German, male, lv 1, Lax, Blaze, Outstanding Potential

Litten, JPN, male, lv 1, Impish, Blaze

Litten, French, male, lv 1, Sassy, Blaze

Talonflame, named Fossa, male, lv 67, Naughty, Flame Body

Darumaka, male, lv 31, Adamant, Hustle, Outstanding Potential

Water

Simipour, female, lv 57, Brave, Gluttony

Milotic, Japanese, male, lv 1, Serious, Marvel Scale, Outstanding Potential

Whiscash, male, lv 31, Impish, Hydration

Floatzel, male, lv 34, Rash, Swift Swim

Clauncher, male, lv 1, Lonely, Mega Launcher, Outstanding Potential

Feebas, female, lv 1, Sassy, Oblivious, knows Hypnosis

Starmie, named Patrick, lv 24, Sassy, Natural Cure

Lotad, male, lv 1, Quirky, Swift Swim

Poliwhirl, male, lv 52, holding King’s Rock, Rash, Water Absorb

Poliwhirl, female, lv 32, holding King’s Rock, Careful, Damp, pokérus

Mudkip, female, lv 1, Brave, Torrent, knows Mirror Coat, Curse, Avalanche

Dewgong, female, lv 34, Adamant, Thick Fat

Finneon, female, lv 17, Lonely, Swift Swim

Wishiwashi, male, lv 17, Lonely, Schooling

Magikarp, lure ball, female,lv 19, Naughty, Swift Swim

Feraligatr, named Chompy, male, lv 42, Brave, Torrent

Popplio, JPN, male, lv 1, Modest, Torrent

Wailord, named Laboon, male, lv 40, Timid, Water Veil

Lombre, female, lv 34, Naughty, Rain Dish

Grass

Rowlet, Japanese, male, lv 1, Gentle, Overgrow, knows Sucker Punch

Rowlet, female, lv 1, Timid, Overgrow

Rowlet, JPN, male, lv 1, Quirky, Overgrow

Rowlet, male, lv 1, Docile, Overgrow

Serperior, male, lv 49, Relaxed, Overgrow

Leafeon, male, lv 11, Naughty, Leaf Guard

Seedot, Japanese, female, lv 2, Relaxed, Chlorophyll

Amoongus, male, lv 50, Mild, Effect Spore

Amoongus, male, lv 49, Hasty, Effect Spore

Roserade, male, lv 27, Modest, Natural Cure

Bellsprout, named Mung Sprout, male, lv 16, Hardy, Chlorophyll

Budew, female, lv 32, Timid, Leaf Guard

Bulbasaur, named Egg, male, lv 1, Calm, Overgrow

Cacturne, female, lv 32, Rash, Sand Veil, pokérus

Bug

Dustox, Japanese, female, lv 13, Docile, Shield Dust

Vespiquen, named Queenie, female, lv 40, Hardy, Pressure

Yanmega, male, lv 33, Serious, Tinted Lens

Vivillon, Polar, male, lv 40, Mild, Friend Guard

Caterpie, male, lv 100, Quirky, Shield Dust

Forretress, female, lv 37, Relaxed, Sturdy

Electric

Jolteon, Japanese, male, lv 49, Brave, Volt Absorb

Plusle, male, lv 10, Timid, Plus

Electivire, male, lv 30, Hardy, Motor Drive

Flaaffy, male, lv 15, Careful, Static

Togedemaru, Japanese, male, lv 27, Serious, Iron Barbs

Magnezone, lv 73, Rash, Sturdy (warning: OT is rather rude-- inquire if you’re sensitive to that sort of thing)

Raichu, Alolan, male, lv 61, Quirky, Surge Surfer

Minun, named Lucky, male, lv 23, Lax, Minus

Helioptile, named Sunny, female, lv 31, Impish, Dry Skin

Fighting

Meditite, female, lv 1, Jolly, Pure Power

Primeape, male, lv 56, Lax, Vital Spirit

Hawlucha, male, lv 19, Quiet, Limber

Ice

Froslass, French, female, lv 41, Sassy, Snow Cloak

Glaceon, male, lv 26, Adamant, Snow Cloak

Glaceon, male, lv 17, Docile, Snow Cloak

Spheal, male, lv 1, Bold, Thick Fat

Swinub, male, lv 1, Hasty, Oblivious, knows Icicle Spear, Fissure

Piloswine, Japanese, male, lv 36, Jolly, Oblivious

Snorunt, German, female, lv 1, Quiet, Ice Body, knows Rollout

Vanillite, named Fat Free, male, lv 1, Modest, Ice Body, Outstanding Potential

Sandshrew, named Bliick, male, lv 45, Calm, Snow Cloak

Psychic

Munna, male, lv 1, Bold, Forewarn

Sigilyph, female, lv 31, Rash, Magic Guard, pokérus

Grumpig, female, lv 34, Quirky, Own Tempo

Espeon, male, lv 33, Lonely, Synchronize

Meowstic, male, lv 40, named Claude, Careful, Keen Eye

Espurr, male, lv 1, Timid, Keen Eye

Woobat, female, lv 25, Quirky, Klutz, pokérus

Mr. Mime, male, lv 22, Lax, Filter

Normal

Porygon, lv 1, Naughty, Trace

Starly, female, lv 1, Adamant, Keen Eye

Dunsparce, female, lv 1, Bashful, Run Away, Outstanding Potential

Zigzagoon, male, lv 8, Relaxed, Gluttony

Lickilicky, male, lv 59, Serious, Oblivious

Lickilicky, named Perspero, male, lv 33, Modest, Own Tempo

Sentret, JPN, male, lv 11, Quiet, Keen Eye

Sentret, female, lv 13, Naive, Run Away

Audino, female, lv 44, Timid, Regenerator

Ambipom, female, lv 26, Bold, Technician, pokérus

Deerling, Spring, named Louise, female, lv 1, Lax, Chlorophyll

Deerling, Spring, named Olivia, female, lv 1, Mild, Sap Sipper

Poison

Toxicroak, male, lv 37, Bashful, Dry Skin

Salandit, female, lv 1, Adamant, Corrosion

Stunky, male, lv 21, Timid, Aftermath

Nidoqueen, female, lv 36, Calm, Poison Point

Nidoking, male, lv 30, Naughty, Poison Point

Crobat, male, lv 61, Mild, Inner Focus

Ground/Rock

Gliscor, Japanese, male, lv 45, Lax, Sand Veil

Sandile, male, lv 1, Laz, Moxie, knows Fire Fang

Minior, Green, Hardy, Shields Down

Minior, Japanese, Purple, Hardy, Shields Down

Cubone, male, lv 1, Relaxed, Battle Armor, Outstanding Potential

Graveler, Alolan, male, lv 32, Hardy, Magnet Pull

Gigalith, male, lv 43, Adamant, Sand Stream

Excadrill, male, lv 30, Lonely, Sand Force

Stunfisk, male, lv 30, Bold, Limber

Bastiodon, male, lv 30, Adamant, Sturdy

Onix, male, lv 1, Quiet, Rock Head, Outstanding Potential

Ghost

Duskull, male, lv 1, Adamant, Levitate

Dusknoir, female, lv 37, Jolly, Pressure

Gengar, named Frisk, male, lv 37, Relaxed, Cursed Body

Gengar, named Smog, male, lv 65, Impish, Cursed Body

Misdreavus, named Lucius, male, lv 1, Sassy, Levitate, Outstanding Potential

Mimikyu, JPN, female, lv 30, Jolly, Disguise

Fairy

Cleffa, female, lv 27, Naughty, Magic Guard

Togepi, JPN, male, lv 33, Modest, Serene Grace

Dark

Mightyena, female, lv 23, Calm, Quick Feet

Zoroark, male, lv 48, Serious, Illusion

Murkrow, female, lv 1, Mild, Prankster, knows Roost

Murkrow, female, lv 1, Lonely, Prankster, knows Roost

Honchkrow, named Witchy birb, female, lv 56, Adamant, Super Luck

Zorua, male, lv 1, Careful, Illusion

Bisharp, named Pierce, male, lv 57, Adamant, Defiant

Malamar, male, lv 56, Mild, Contrary

Pangoro, male, lv 34, Adamant, Iron Fist

Mandibuzz, female, lv 54, Serious, Big Pecks

Weavile, male, lv 48, Jolly, Pressure

Steel

Honedge, German, male, lv 1, Rash, No Guard, Outstanding Potential, knows Destiny Bond and Shadow Sneak

Dragon

Jangmo-o, male, lv 1, Adamant, Bulletproof, Outstanding Potential

Deino, beast ball, JPN, Naughty, Hustle

Legendaries/UB

Suicune, Japanese, lv 73, Modest, Pressure

Suicune, lv 50, Serious, Pressure

Entei, lv 50, Gentle, Pressure, from Kanto

Raikou, Japanese, lv 76, Relaxed, Pressure

Raikou, lv 70, Docile, Pressure, from Johto

Tapu Koko, Japanese, lv 60, Quirky, Electric Surge, pokérus

Regirock, Japanese, lv 51, Hasty, Clear Body

Registeel, lv 65, Lax, Clear Body

Regice, named Icey hot, lv 40, Lonely, Clear Body

Ho-Oh, Japanese, lv 70, Adamant, Pressure

Mesprit, Japanese, lv 52, Quiet, Levitate

Azelf, lv 50, Hardy, Levitate

Kartana, lv 61, Adamant, Beast Boost

Tapu Koko, lv 60, Rash, Electric Surge

Tapu Fini, lv 60, Quiet, Misty Surge

Tapu Bulu, lv 60, Rash, Grassy Surge

Pheromosa, lv 60, Bold/Hasty/Impish/Quiet, Beast Boost

Xurkitree, lv 65, Timid, Beast Boost, x2

Celesteela, lv 65, Timid, Beast Boost

[winged-gentleman]

Dove/Flip ship meme! (Let's see how well the answers match up, hoho)

[Not Another Ship Meme ;; Super Long Edition]

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation

Definitely Flip. In fact I can see her adopt 200 puppies. Hey if Dove gets to have thousands of pigeons then she gets to have an army of puppies!

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them

Lol Dove’s the aesthetic picture one. His pictures need to have beauty and grace, and he probably loves the attention he gets. Flip is the selfie queen instead, making selfies with Dove in the background shooting her annoyed looks.

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy

I think both would? Dove is more likely to find something to be stupid so he’d be the one to do it the most, but he can probably convince Flip to do something ‘lame-o’ to make him happy as well.

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them

Neither of them ever gets scared from horror movies, but Flip might fake it (badly) just to have an excuse to cling to him, to annoy him.

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them

Oh god Dove studies A LOT, and has a huge collection of books to read from when he finishes on a subject. If Flip doesn’t disturb him he’ll be reading for YEARS so she has to. Or so she claims.

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated

Probably Flip? Dove is more likely to just send her a carrier pigeon with a letter to keep in touch. Old-fashioned much.

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do

I don’t think either of them would really cry after a fight. But I can see Dove being the first to end a conflict by poofing out. He’ll usually shut such a thing down asap out of fear that a violent side of him will surface when he’s frustrated and angry.

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows

Both of them stay up. Probably turn it into a contest who falls asleep first. Too bad Dove doesn’t usually sleep :v Flip ends up falling asleep on top of him. Dove snaps a photo as proof. The one exception he makes in regards to his aesthetic pictures rule.

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky

Flip. Flip is the biter :v Dove will pull her ears like you would a naughty child instead though.

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car

It started with Flip spraying him and ruining his hair and suit. (Who wears a suit when washing a car anyway?!) And then it turned into a water war. Needless to say the car did not get washed that day.

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays

Flip. Dove just gets annoyed with every piece of decoration hanging crooked or in a ‘wrong’ place and goes through everything Flip changed, just to ‘fix’ it. IF you’re gonna decorate, you better do it perfect. :v

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other

Dove will start it, and Flip will at first try to get him to talk. But if she can’t get him to make a sound, she’ll play the same game and give him the silent treatment back. Usually that will work to make him eventually start talking again and probably apologize.

who plays with the others’ hair more

Definitely Flip playing with Dove’s hair :’D She’ll build a hiding spot in it if he’s in a good mood and lets her. Or if he finally takes some rest and closes his eyes, he might find his hair braided randomly with ribbons and other things stuck in it when the next time he looks in a mirror.

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored

lol Flip will climb all over him, possibly climb into his pockets to ride along with wherever he’s going. Though I can also see Dove go into smol pidge mode to flop on her and smother her in feathers when bored and in a mood to annoy HER for a change.

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can

Surprisingly Dove can be really sweet and kiss-y when he really likes someone :’D But Flip will probably turn it into a game to kiss him at any opportunity. For once, Dove doesn’t mind uvu

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up

They’re both great pouters.

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up

Nah.

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one

Trust me, mr. Fancypants will NEVER forget his umbrella. He’ll be damned if he lets himself get rained wet. He’s also the one to hold the umbrella, to prevent Flip from making it float away from them while in a cheeky mood.

who demands showering first in the mornings

Dove. Definitely Dove :v He NEEDS to be a clean birb.

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings

Flip miiight? Just to bug him. And then get the hell out when he notices, before he can start flinging his shampoo bottle or conditioner. Guy has scary accuracy.

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games

Dove is more into games; board games to be more precise. No roller coasters for him and his precious ‘plumage’ :v Flip would totally dare him to go into one and call him a scaredy-cat if he refuses though. Which, surprisingly, works.

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond

They probably both do it if they want attention and they want it NOW.

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight

Dove. It still slips his mind that these non-living things need to recharge as well.

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets

Lol slide their hands into the other’s back pockets? Flip will dive in there herself. :v With poor unsuspecting Dove jumping a mile into the air before doing an awkward dance as if there’s a bug in his suit as result.

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can

Proooobably Flip. Dove doesn’t easily initiate, but atleast he’ll return them? Most of them…

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet

Flip is the loud one, and Dove probably has to practically beg her to be quiet for a moment so his poor ears can rest :’D