#[flaming elmo gif]

[britonell]

Awww, he's so happy!

[kwistowee]

Have an absurd Joseph Quinn reaction gif. insp.

[irradiatedwarlock]

[oneknightstand-if]

I love my wrath sin mc, but damn do I not look forward to having to tailor their playthrough in a way that they don’t hurt themselves or people that they are about! *I can’t wait to let them loose on some demons tho*

Funnily enough, Wrath is even more likely to get hurt (in a bunch of small ways) than the adrenaline junkie Greed (although the latter's more inclined to get themselves hurt badly).

Meanwhile Lust and Sloth are just chilling. (Sloth chilling very, very, very much.)

[vveissesfleisch]

🚨🔥🚨🔥🚨 ON MY WAY TO WATCH JOHN WICK 4 IN THE IMAX!!!!!!!!!!! 🚨🔥🚨🔥🔥

[winged-mammal]

#marco trying to play on her resentment and drummer’s just like#oh no my guy i still love her#my favorite thing about this (aside from ‘a good… friend’)#is that this small moment genuinely does shift things for filip#he hasn’t said two words to naomi that aren’t bitter and angry#but he hears drummer talk about her with so much love and respect#and he goes to naomi and asks her about the behemoth#and they have their first real conversation#drummer doesn’t know naomi needs saving but she helps save her anyway#gives her these moments with filip that let her feel like she did all she could so that she could jump when the time came#and those conversations are what eventually lead to filip saving himself too#i’m just saying (via @thiswildernessismyhome)

The Expanse 5.06 Tribes Make sure you tell Naomi what a fine young man her son has become.

[themindzeye]

[hughiecampbelle]

The Boys Preference: Sacrificing Yourself

Requested: Could we have the characters reacting to reader on a mission and they do that thing like, "You go ahead, I'll catch up!" when actually they plan on sacrificing themselves to the job can get done? - anon

A/N: THIS IS SO ANGSTY I LOVE THIS REQUEST!!! My love, thank you for requesting!!! I feel like that elmo meme where he's surrounded by fire lol. I hope you like it my love!!!! Feedback is always appreciated!!! 💜💜💜

Butcher knew what you were doing. You urged him to run, to leave, and it hit him. He tried to talk to you, to stop you, but you pushed him, ordered him away. The look in your eyes told him everything. You knew exactly what you were doing. You weren't naive or stupid. You knew you weren't going to make it out of this. You're begging him now. Please, Butcher, go! He knows there's no stopping you. You've made up your mind. So, he does as ordered. And when they hear gunshots, one after the other, until there is an eerie silence, he walks away. Disappears. No one hears from him for weeks. He goes over that day incessantly. Was there really no talking you out of it? You seemed so sure, so tired. Did he take the cowards way out? No one blames him, but he definitely blames himself. He doesn't go to the funeral. He can't bear to look at any of your friends. They'll wanna know what happened. How could he explain it? How could he tell them he knew what you were doing and still let it happen? If it was him, he wouldn't have wanted anyone to talk him out of it.

Hughie can't breathe. You let go of his hand. He thought you were right behind him. Everyone did. But when he turned back, when he called your name, you were still inside. The building was burning, engulfed in flames. Everyone grabbed at him, telling him it would be stupid to go back in, that it was too late. Your supe abilities had started the fire, but if you wanted to stop them, if you wanted to put an end to this fight, then you had to (quite literally) blow the place up. Blow yourself up. Hughie gets away, but it's too late. It happens slowly. The sounds. The building collapses. Hughie bent over, panicking, gasping for air. There's still a chance, he says through ragged breathing, but The Boys share a knowing look. There isn't. Everyone inside was dead. You saved them, but at what cost? He beats himself up about it every day going forward. He still can't believe it. He should have grabbed your hand, he should have known.

Annie blames herself. She should have known. She should have realized. She should have stopped you. You weren't a Supe, you were just selfless. You knew you wouldn't have made it out. Annie could have. She could have if her powers were working. Its her fault. If she could have stopped them, then you wouldn't have done this, you wouldn't have sacrificed yourself. She should have been taking care of you, protecting you, not the other way around. Wasn't that her Jon? Wasn't that the only thing she ever wanted to do? Help people. Take care of them. Take care of you. If you're not safe with her, who is? When she realizes what you've done, it's too late. Hughie and Kimiko try to talk to her, reminding her that there's no way anyone could have known about your plan, but she doesn't want to hear it. She doesn't want to feel better. She wants you back.

M.M. is angry. He didn't know what you were planning. He didn't know the last time he saw you would be the last. You disappeared inside, turned off your ear piece, turned off your phone, and never turned back. He yelled and screamed and begged for you to answer him, but it was too late. By the time he went in alongside The Boys, when it was finally safe to do so, you were dead. So was everyone in the building. He was wary of you at first, being a Supe and all, but he warmed up to you. He cared about you. It wasn't supposed to end like this. It wasn't supposed to end at all. He was angry. At himself for not being able to stop you, for not realizing, but also at you. You'd been so used to relying on yourself. You had a team now. You had Marvin and friends and colleagues to rely on. You didn't have to sacrifice yourself. You didn't have to do this. There was another way. There always was.

Frenchie can't believe it. He knows you didn't come out. He knows everyone inside is dead. And yet, he can't wrap his head around the idea that you're gone. You sacrificed yourself like that. Like it meant nothing. There's a funeral and The Boys are all mourning in their own way, but he's stuck in denial. He waits for you to come bursting through the door, looking for Butcher to yell at or signing with Kimiko. He watches your desk collect dust, wondering why you haven't been around to clean it. They try to talk to him, about you, but gets so hung up on the fact that they're saying everything in past tense, he can't bear to listen. You were right behind him. You were running together, escaping, but when he got out you were nowhere to he found. He tried to go back in, but it was too dangerous. He cursed himself. He still does. There must have been something he could've done to stop you. There must've been something he missed in your last interaction together.

Kimiko doesn't understand. She can't wrap her head around it. She tried to stop you, to scream, but it was too late. You were trying to distract Homelander, letting your friends get away safely. It was a death sentence. And yet, you stepped up and challenged him. He hated you the most. He'd never back down from a fight with you. Frenchie grabbed her and pulled her away. She could have fought back. Why didn't she fight back? By the time everyone is out and far enough away, Homelander gets bored and uses his lasers to slice through you slowly, agonizingly. You spend the seconds you have left grateful. Kimiko and The Boys got away. They're safe now. That's what really mattered. Kimiko shuts down. She's angry and hurt and can't bear to be around anyone who tries to make her feel better. She isolates herself, spending time in your apartment, around your things, waiting for you to come home. You don't. You can't. You never will.

[emilykaldwen]

[companion to this set]

THE PRINCESS AND THE DRAGON KNIGHT (sequel to The Maiden and the Drowning Boy) - Myranda Greyjoy x Gwayne Hightower

The ironborn rebellion had been building since the Red Kraken, Dalton Greyjoy, took the Seastone Chair upon the death of his father. War broke out mere months after Prince Aegon's wedding, drawing him and the magnificent Sunfyre into their first battles. With the combined might of the riverlands and the north, the rebellion was put down after several months of fighting, but negotiations of the surrender were nearly derailed due to Lord Elmo Tully and Prince Aegon’s clashing of wills. To ensure the Greyjoy's adherence to the terms of surrender, his sister, Myranda, was offered as tribute. The youngest daughter of Briony Marbrand, the Lost Flame, Dalton wished to be rid of his bad omen, and in turn, should he break the treaty, her eventual son would be placed on the Seastone Chair while Elmo Tully expected to take the girl to wife, it was to the Hightowers she went where she was wed to Otto Hightower’s youngest son, Gwayne.

[mcytblrsexymen]

"I'm voting against the person who knocked out my fave because I'm salty" this "I'm voting for the person who knocked out my fave so they didn't loose in vain" that.

I have and am looking at the brackets and voting for the people who will have the funniest/most-drama-filled match-ups in the next rounds.

BLOODSHED AND CHAOS ON PLANET EARTH.

[ID: the Elmo Fire gif, with elmo standing with his arms up in front of a background of flames.]

[thatdeadaquarius]

This is riding off the language stuff in sagau but I just cant get it out of my head a reader who uses tumblr slang every once in a while. like they meet the Traveller and they're like "Omg I'm so cheesed to meet you!!" And the Traveller is just like "???" meanwhile Paimon integrates that into her vocabulary. And then maybe at some point, if the reader has a vision they're like "MAIMING AND BITING YOU" "THAT'S IT! I'M SENDING YOU TO EEBY DEEBY!" while their poor teammates are so confused. Just imagine going over to ppl like Razor, Klee, Chongyun and going "Awwww my lil scrunglos"

Just a very chaotic reader in general lmao

HEY WASSUP ANON

MY BRO THIS IS SO OLD BY NOW IM SO SORRY LMAO- SO ANYWAY HELLO!!! A DESSERT FOR UR PATIENCE 🍨🍧🛐

FOR WAITING SO LONG HERE IS SUM ASS WRITINF MY FRIEND HOPE U GET SMTH OUTTA IT

Bro imma be honest i missed out on some slang on tumblr bc i was off of it for awhile before i refreshed this old blog 

So my reaction to these slang words (except for scrunglies/scrunglos ik that one) is just as confused but also its rlly funny that im in the same situation as them LMAO 😭

☆

I would think honestly, even if ur doin it on purpose, 

I feel like some slang or refs r too ingrained into my soul to not make

So i would just accidentally use slang/memes, esp around funny ppl like Kaeya or Beidou, and then just give up eventually 💀

♤

So i stg everytime Xiao shows up in a event or smth it surprises me everytime lol

With his teleporting ability i would guess that if ur just chillin around Liyue anytime, Xiao just… shows up lol

Tea with Zhongli? Oh jesus Xiao’s here now.

Watching Xinyan and Yunjin play? Hes on the roof.

Picking ingredients with Xiangling to help her cook yall some amazing food?

Hes in the tree u were just picking Sunsettias in-

◇

So ur in Mondstadt, and ur like,

“oh well no Xiao here, huh kinda feels weird now”

eventually ur dumbass trips over nothing and goes tumbling down a hill, u know, as u do

Ur at the bottom like, 💀 

And its kinda hot and ur tired, and r selfaware of ur own goofiness so u just-

“I can see the end of the horizon, is this an internal dialouge-”

Xiao comes around the hill ur splayed at the bottom of.

UR STARTLED BC WTF MONDSTADT?? XIAO??? SO U JUST

“HATSUNE MIKU-”

CRYING-

AND XIAOS LIKE-

“??? No. It’s me. Xiao. The Yaksha Adeptus, my liege?”

HAHFLAHHAHA

AND HE KEEPS ASKING U WHO HATSUNE MIKU IS THE WHOLE WAY BACK TO THE CITY AS HE ESCORTS U LFMAO

♧

U see those scary ruin machines the ones with the fucking legs in Sumeru,

Cyno is ur bodyguard for the day, 

And at first he doesn’t see it, like its behind him, but it just like came around a corner, so it hasnt locked in on yall yet

(i headcanon that even if u r the Creator, these are machines, and dont have the sentience to even be self-aware let alone process wtf u are, ig if Khaeynriah made hella AI that is aware maybe it could fathom u)

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And u try to warn him but not scare him, so

“CYNO.

CYNO, THE HORSE IS HERE-”

Cue Cyno like

“A horse??? In the desert, Greatest Lord what the fu-”

Almost gets stomped on 😭 rip.

♡

U see Scara for the first time and u befriend him

Ur the only god besides Nahida he’s ok with aw

and one day he’s bodyguarding u around Sumeru 

He gets a little too into it and goes ham on several ruin machines

Like full on elmo burning anarchy meme, he's literally cackling floating above the pile of flaming metal-

And ur just clapping like: “that’s my skrunkly :) <3"

He literally interrupts his own cackle, its the most expressive youve ever seen him 

😶 😑 😶 ?????¿¿¿??¡¡?!!

HE WILL NOT STOP HARASSING U ABOUT WHAT IT MEANT LMAO

U usually define the words/memes as best u can but u specifically just call him that and never explain LOL

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🎵 HI. ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM ITS ME. 🎵

SO SORRY ANON MY BEAUTY- I HOPE U CAN FORGIVE ME FOR TAKING SO LONG 🙏

I dont even mean just replying with a real thing^

I probably couldve posted ur ask w/o even adding onto it tbh

I dont think its anywhere near as chaotic as what u described but ya boy isnt the good at writing 😔

so i just focused on the memes 🤲

Have a good week anon :O !!

♡

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊 💀Aquarius ♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[oneknightstand-if]

@julscap-blog replied to your post “completely serious question: how do u not go...”:

Seriously, you're brilliant, you know that? ❤

[salaapaoo]

raon feeling a bit too mighty early in the morning skhgksjfh smth real quick before i try to do hw inspired by that flaming elmo meme/gif

[petrifiedforests]

🍄🥐🍦☁️

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Oh my head is empty.

Okay, since all I've written lately is cohawk (though I have a plot bunny for a hug WB prompt :D): If Wooley hadn't made the first step, there would be no relationship between Cody and Wooley since Cody is far too aware of the ranks between them and the power imbalance.

Wooley does not care one bit.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh 

Flaming Elmo will always delight me.

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate

Hate is such a strong word

Anakin Skywalker

has an interesting backstory

can be funny

is good looking

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

So. I used to have a Harry Potter username. And then JK went off the deep and I decided that I'd rather not be associated with the terfdom, no matter how much I loved the books as a kid.

I wanted to keep the flow of the name but I learned from my mistakes and did not choose a fandom specific one.

PetrificusTotaluss -> PetrifiedForests

Game and Questions HERE

[authorkarajorgensen]

I have been booped *cue flaming Elmo*

[squarebracket-trickster]

Here. An elmo for your troubles. Friend

thank you<3 I shall use this flame to defeat mine enemies!