#[first time I've seen bots in asks ngl]

[pyonpyonpyon]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AGAIN"?!

[nugsanart09-works]

speedrunning my teapot

okay so as my roster's nova, they know damn well on how i go from "gone for literal years" to "bulldozing through every quest available within a day" — the latter being specifically when i spedrun through the liyue quest (that i've been neglecting for years now whoops) for the taste testing teapot event. yep, i have shit priorities and it shows lmao

little note that i believe the aurora bot allows the sunshines what the nova's current status is at the bare minimum unless asked for further information

if your system aurora is a menace, it would report what your current motivation is if its nova don't talk while playing — for extra ammo, it might even go full throttle by telling the sunshines even the most minute detail it can tell them i.e. if you're too busy staring at zhongli's ass and the like

moving on, so after twelve (12) hours of grinding i finally have my teapot at trust rank 4 and im just gonna bullet point it with a bit of chatbox-esque dialogue thingie:

everyone in my main party (lumine, barbara, xiangling and shinobu) are main victims of the entire ride. the secondary team – dubbed as stamina squad – suffered the second half of the day the moment i got the teapot (razor, rosaria, amber and jean)

《— •▪︎{★}▪︎• —》

first half: the archon quest

AURORA [bot]: 【 NOVA [insert username] IS DISTRACTED. PAIMON AND TRAVELER, PLEASE STANDBY AND PAY ATTENTION. 】 Team: *groan* Paimon: not again!

i will admit it now: i was not paying attention the whole time

except for the perfume part. i was relentlessly choosing the fruitiest options possible and having paimon (and likely the other party members) suffer my bs

timeus you lucky bastard– (if you played the recent windblume event then you know why i'm cursing this man rn)

xiangling be going "really? right in front of my stove/dad" the entire time i was with ying'er lol

sorry gurl but ying'er's everything is too hilarious to pass up

TARTAGLIA: nothing personal~ Shinobu, having just released her skill: wait, FUCK—! 【 SHINOBU (LV.20) HAS BEEN SLAIN 】 Shinobu, in the chat: every. damned. TIME. Lisa and Yanfei: *comforting her because they've been through the same thing*

shinobu dies a fuckton and @yeelimso had once stated that the resident inazuman def would not like me for the bs i put her through

take note that she's stuck at the level 20 the entire time that i've been using her

yeah she def hates me lol

no boss battle ends without shinobu at least dying once

barbara desperately keeping the team alive while she herself is on life support

the team suffering my shit coordination with my keys (setting off their bursts at wrong time or the wrong person gets their burst activated) as i lowkey panic whenever i see the ballista's hp going lower than 20%

barely got through that boss battle ngl

fucking fatui

still felt bad for childe tho but eh stinky red poo poo man + such is politics lol rip bozo

《— •▪︎{★}▪︎• —》

interlude: getting the teapot

aka round two of my team suffering my gay ass feat. yanfei

yanfei is so good in this quest like man her big brain holy shit 😳

sunshine yanfei dying inside as her nova gay panics over her earthshine self

there are literally three moods in this quest: (1) yanfei admiration, (2) head empty hours with paimon, and (3) appreciating madame ping's eyebags for some reason

god, im so sorry yanfei 🙇💦

《— •▪︎{★}▪︎• —》

second half: speedrunning the teapot

if you've seen some of my genshin reblogs the past few days then you know that this was a long time coming

deadass prioritized aloy > everybody else

which def would've made her uncomfy if she is self-aware whoops

oh well, at least she has her little outdoor retreat all the way over the corner of my teapot

left my mansion empty until trust rank 2, which caused me to go on a shopping spree

i felt bad when kaeya's lines hit me with "well decorated" and "homey" but there's only a dining set there

now my lobby is filled with bookshelves for days

along with other knicknacks

meanwhile... razor and jean: *material collecting noises in the distance intensifies*

noelle and rosaria are now with him too! because if i do get isekai'd in the "sagau" these people are my to-go to and i need their friendship rank high stat

i fed them so much food you have no idea—

paimon has a room of her own and that is the only other room that is furnished (for now)

she deserves that much after all the bullying i inflicted on her lmao

hmmm... seeing that i never use my sticky honey roast batches so i might as well feed paimon those later

the event is going to end soon so yee imma try to wrap this up to further speedrun

that's it for now. i haven't slept since yesterday and it's, haha, past noon here... yeah, imma continue the gaming later...

i hope you enjoyed!

again, if you want to use my version of sagau, please tag me. other than that, feel free to use it as your base!

[zhongrin]

Dkfjdjsksbsj nawh I thank you for talking to me aaaaaa <33 and I enjoy it so so much - I gladly indulge you hehe;; plssss thank you so much for the sweet words - you're so adorable and friendly aaaaaa 💞💞 Zhongli and Alhaitham being super lucky!!

LMAO YES - destiny brought us together<33 hehe 💞

Yea true that, it becomes at one point too hard and grindy but the lore mmmm its so good! ❤️ And yes you probably liked Lucifer hehe <33

(NAWH RIN YOURE TOO CUTE PLSSSS) nawh today is your birthday<33 and yes you already do, I am fainting didbsoebwnwksj

Zhongli said you have to crawl to him

YES LETS DO JUST THAT!! help same bestie omfggggg I get drunk so easily and even redder then hahdijdbs (why am I thinking about drunk dragon Zhongli now;;-)

I see I see hehe yes ask him <33

....... Rin I I I I I would faint. I would faint. Or become a blushing mess. Or both. This man holds too much power over me. I would lose it. Djehehisbejeksksm

Omg pls dooooo hehe <33

:(( *hugs*

Good <33 (HELP FKSHEJEJSB ❤️❤️)

No I won't kfdbjskebeksks didjsbsjisnsns *faints*

Ngl that's kinda hot. Like. Two hot men fighting over you. Damn. And Alhaitham in the distance winning you over in the end hehe

Omg this reminds me of something I've seen once like

Person A: This is my girlfriend!

Person B: you deserve better.

Person A: Huh no she is the best-;

Person B: I was talking to her.

A being Alhaitham and B being Kaveh HELP DOSIISBJEKDBSNWKWK

Istfg yes yes aaaaaa <33 but for me personally I don't like this cuz of quarrels and stuff aaaaaa :((

IKR?? LMAOOOO it is quite fun yes but aaaa quarrels and stuff, don't like :((

RIN KDISBDKEOSJ 😭 WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO DO??

Anyways do ya have sum random headcanons to your selfships ya wanna share?<33

us indulging each other 🤝 i shall continue to harness the power of the baizhu bot to tease indulge you <3

hsldjfklsjdf i. i did. i liked lucifer and diavolo eheh i think i only got the lore for the first 'season'? like the mc arriving to the demon world until they went back, and then a tiny teeny bit of the second 'season' (which i don't remember already hsljdfklsd)

(I AM NOT CUTE I'M MENACING GRRR BORK)

crawling and barking at him rn woof woof meow mew

i do wonder how drunk zhongli and drunk al haitham would act like. it would be so funny if drunk!li gets super clingy and drunk!haitham gets super affectionate lol how would drunk!baizhu act like? 👀

it's ok if you faint, vi, he'll personally nurse you back to full health ;)

help i did draw blushy!haitham and it turned out so sussy hahahah

crying that's so funny bc yes that's totally them?????

fun fact i ended up making that bot and al haitham turned out a total menace towards bigbro!kaveh hhsldkjfksd

ohhh you don't like the quarrelling part, i see i see, noted! what if no quarreling and only friendly competition where they try to woo you, is that also a no-no in your book? totally not asking for suspicious reasons

i was just gonna uh- 'talk'. yk. ;)))

random head canons? hmmmmmmmm.

with al haitham, around the time we enrolled in the akademiya, he brought me a little diamond-shaped emerald necklace (like the jewel like thing on his décolletage?) and i've been wearing it ever since 😌

(ignoring any canon lore) zhongli's other pair of earring that he's currently wearing on his left ear is hung on my geo vision <3 (and the best part is i have them both as a keychein irl hehehe)

feed me random baivi headcanons too please? :D

[thewistlingbadger]

Sundrop/moondrop thoughts

(Take this with a huge grain of salt I've never played any of the FNAF games I've just watch security breach gameplay)

Physical appearance:

I do think sun and moon are the animatronic. Around the daycare not only are there statues of both of them but there's sun's and stars and moons everywhere. Design wise sun and moon share half a face. They have the same silhouette and on moon's design, he has the same waist detail that sun has and the same shoe design. Plus when sunny changes he seems to be in pain and he reaches for his face.

Importance:

It's interesting to me how sun/moon is important/popular enough to have a really big space and merch and plushies and whatnot that they don't have their own room. Sun/moon are the only new character with a substantial personality other than Monty, Roxy, and music man but each of them have their own spaces. (Roxy's raceway and Roxy's room. Gator golf and Monty's room. The club area where music man is at) Sun/moon's room is really shitty NGL. Maybe they didn't like how they weren't really seen as legit to everyone else and that's why there's all those mangled S.T.A.F.F bots in their room. Amongst the staff bots there are also just childlike drawings (that may be theirs but it could also be a child's drawing that was given/taken from a child) and toy plushes. I hear people suggesting that this is Gregory's room but i disagree and think Gregory lives in foxy's boat. It makes sense that sun/moon wouldn't have been given a room considering that it's their job to run the daycare.

Daycare:

It makes sense that sun/moon wouldn't have a room since they're watching the children from 6 am to 11:30pm? Midnight? Which btw, it says "daycare" but i don't think the daycare is for toddlers/infants. I think it's intended for young children and older kids. 1 because sun doesn't say anything about Gregory's age when Gregory goes to the daycare, 2 because the only entry ways i saw into the daycare way a massive slide and the main doors, 3 because of the contents of the daycare itself. The playground equipment, the little tables, mini kitchen set, and the activities that sunny offers Gregory. Glitter glue, googly eyes, tell stories, "drink fizzy faz" etc. He seems to be able to handle younger kids and maybe preteens? He says "drink fizzy faz until our brains exPLODE!" Which not only opens the possibility that he can drink but he seems to know what little kids would be into and what older kids would be into.

Purpose:

Contrary to popular belief, i don't think moondrop is the night time caretaker and he's been tampered with and that's why he's agro. I believe this for multiple reasons. 1 because when you first meet sundrop he asks you if you're having a sleepover. If moondrop is the night time caretaker, then why would Sundrop be the one who would be in charge of a sleepover? Not to mention that a nap area/materials for nap time found anywhere in the mega pizzaplex. 2 because sun's one rule is keep the lights on (so he can be conscious) and the lights are still on, even when the pizzaplex is closed. I think moondrop is only there for security reasons. When you take the security pass in other parts of the game, the security alarm goes, the sirens sound, and animatronics come out. When you take the security pass in the daycare, no sirens sound (this is probably to not scare the children but somehow sun knows what the security siren sounds like), the lights go out, and moondrop becomes present. I don't think moon was tampered to be agro, he was to designed to be. The daycare is the area in the whole mall that has the most children in it and thus would need the most security. Because no way in hell parents are leaving their young children with a fucking animatronic who can EASILY be pushed over by kids. Like no offense but there's no way the kids respect sundrop. Sun acts more as a child than he does a caretaker ngl. Moondrop is the safe fall, should anything happen. When the lights are out he's given access to the whole Plex to eliminate the threat. After all, moon is very flexible and intimidating. He's able to "fly"/hang on the ceiling and he has red eyes (red eyes that can not be seen in any of the promotional stuff in the pizzaplex) I think the icing on the cake is that sun/moon's only canonical name is "daycare attendant"

[alexis-medina]

Dissecting: Edens Zero Ch. 140-144

The "Dead" Princess of the Rebel Army

The cliche story of someone you thought was dead and they were actually still alive. I believe it's coming guys. If it's not you can hound me in the comments or dms. My first thought after reading Ch. 140 was that Ijuna was the princess. Going into theory mode...again: Ijuna was sent to rescue troops and got caught by Shura but instead of killing her he had someone either erase her memories or manipulate her brain to control her so now she's his secretary. The motive behind could be because he thought she was cute so he wanted to put her to use, he likes her/thought she was strong/useful and didn't want to kill her but he had to manipulate her so she would stay by his side, or another backstory lol. I mean in Ch. 139 when the General is speaking with Ijuna he asks Shura, "But...Didn't she used to be..." It's time for Wheel of Fortuneeee. Solve this puzzle: But, didn't she used to be...[part of the Rebel Army]. Would be interesting if we find out she actually was undercover....👀👀👀I wonder who the old boss was too...Hopefully we find out some answers towards the end of this arc!

Laguna

Still unsure of his exact motives. From Ch. 140, Weisz confronts Laguna about jumping from group to group to defeat Nero. I feel like he's still hiding the truth. I wouldn't be surprised if he was working with Nero. This was my theory a couple weeks ago about Laguna which may still happen. BUT! I did love how Weisz is expressing how much he cares for his friends/crew. We love character development!! 🙌🏻😩Makes me wonder about wth Nero is doing. Watch there be an OVA about Nero doing random shit like playing poker alone, bathing, reading, or eating fancy cakes all while everyone is battling.

Shura vs Shiki

Interesting to note that even though they were taught by the same person, their gravity ether gear is slightly different from one another. Shiki's powers focus on altering his own personal gravity. Shura can do that too but he specializes in moving objects. When Shura sensed Shiki he said it was "dark gravity." Does this mean Shiki's gravity is changing throughout each arc?

In Ch. 141, Sister mentions that Shura is not human...don't know if she's being serious or not but if she is this kinda supports my past theory.

I really liked how this battle is starting out. It would be too early to defeat Shura as there is still so much of the arc left. Plus, we haven't even seen Elsie or Ziggy. I guess Shiki's training with Xenolith is paying off too (Ch. 142).

Shura asking Shiki to be his friend was a little out of the blue. He probably wanted him on his side to use him for his own corrupt schemes. But after Shiki was like "lol no" Shura went to Edens Zero. Shura totally acts irrational and wants to push people/robots to their breaking point. But sooner or later he's going to learn. I wonder if this arc will be the end for him or if he will have a redemption arc?

All-Link System: Is it that simple to kill the bots? Just a flip of a switch? NGL that's kinda lame. I hope there is more to it.

Eraser

My boooooo. Okay but I've been reading that a lot of people think Eraser might be a robot since he is "breathing" in space. I actually wouldn't be surprised if that was revealed. Guess we'll have to see about that. But, aren't Shura and Shiki battling out in space too? I don't think they're inside the dome. Granted, I don't think Shura nor Shiki are human so maybe they are able to withstand being in space.

Oohhh I can't wait til the rest of the OSI come...but will it just be Justice, Jaguar, and Eraser? Where my ladies at???? Holy, Cure, Feather??

Mosco

I'M GEEEKING AT MOSCO cosplaying Shiki hahaha. I wonder what other cosplay he can do...

Milani

Now we're gonna see the Oceans 6 battle it out. Well, it's the Oceans 5 because Shura killed off Cyca. I wonder if Weisz, Homura, Rebecca, Mosco, Pino, and Happy will be the only ones battling the Oceans? We already know Milani vs Homura. Will it be Weisz vs Callum? Rebecca vs Nasseh? Lyra vs Pino/Happy? Mosco vs Fabiano (LOL!)? What will the pairings be?!?!?

The mirror world is hella confusing and meta.