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atp i would snort reeve tuesti fic like cocaine.
if anyone knows any fics that put reeve through the blender like “Son” by She_sees_in_the_dark or “Through Another’s Eyes” by CorsairOriginal—
i need to see that man under enough pressure to make a diamond crack. For my health.
#reeve tuesti#ff7#ffvii#txt#nah if anyone’s got fic recs PLEASE slide them my way#even if you’re like ehhhhh it’s not exactly what OP was thinking#because i WAS NOT JOKING ABOUT SNORTING REEVE FIC LIKE COCAINE. ITS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE IM CONSIDERING SYNTHESIZING MY OWN REEVE FIC#LIKE WISH DOT COM CRACK. ALIEXPRESS CRACK. THE KIND OF CRACK THAT MAKES YOU RECONSIDER YOUR LIFE CHOICES.#fluff is great and all mad respect to our confectioners in fandom#but i think i’d actually suck dick to feed the part of my brain that needs to see Reeve pushed to his limits#comedy is great too love me some comedy. but yeah i’m fiending for reeve fics and i don’t think that’s even an exaggeration.#*deep breath* SO IF ANY REEVE TUESTI FIC WRITERS ARE OUT THERE LISTENING#IVE GOT 50 BUCKS AN ENGINEERING DEGREE AND I WORK AS A FIRST RESPONDER.#hit me UP#stg ill answer any question you have abt those topics.#idk if i’ve made it clear how desperate i am for reeve fic#I’m writing some reeve fic myself but i’m not a particularly fast writer when it comes to fiction#OH#i can also draw! the pfp is my work but that was like a rly short thing#not exactly representative of my full abilities.#so if you want to see what some of my high effort work looks like hmu i do digital and traditional.#i’m dead serious abt all of the above. i’m kind of broke so i got maybe 50 $ a month to drop on this at most.#but everything else is a free resource baby.#hi you’ve made it to the end! thanks for reading my deranged tags#i’m clinically unwell about reeve tuesti.#anyways live laugh reeve!
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Singing battle glmv core
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Will the pearly gates open their arms to welcome me or will they basketball dunk me down to hell
#I don’t know how much crack cocaine I needed to do this#(I have never touched illicit drugs in my life)#((What does illicit mean))#Chat we need to start using the underrated eyes not the fuck boy eyes in gacha (you know the ones) fr#Mariquita vs fresita singing battle#(Mariquita como marica. No el insecto. Odio los insectos ghhhh.)#(Y fresita como fresa. Saben. Ehh los ricos y eso. Pero era término para mujer. Así que. (Nunca más me dejen explicar 😭))#Actually wait#Oh wait just checked this can be day 30 for fugonara month… I didn’t realize… *rubs hands evilly*#I mean… it’s not really ship-y but#Nah I’m not tagging it as that this isn’t rlly fugonara it’s just them being dumbasses#narancia ghirga#pannacotta fugo#guido mista#Jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#shitpost#Meme#< possibly idk#Btw mista s saying that bc there’s no revolver in gacha. Thresher out.#Gacha Life
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It's all "links meet aus" and "zeldas meet aus", but where's my "companions meet aus"?
I wanna see midna bash fi and navis heads together for annoying her
I mean can you imagine the sheer chaos of all the Zelda companions meeting and going on a journey together? They're all companions/guides! One of thems a talking hat for hylias sake how are they supposed to take initiative?
I think it'd be like Lu where they all just meet up, but can you imagine the chain just somehow finds out this happened (and twilight is just like guys I am so sorry about midna) (but they're also really oddly touched that all their friends met each other too)
Pretty sure midna would be the sort of leader, since the last time she was in a foreign world she just found the nearest dude and started ordering him around. By like halfway through twilight princess she was literally asking LINK to accompany her to get what she needed.
But like. 90% of the group would be fairies. Which can't heal. One is a talking hat who just needs a head? He can't go on midnas cause she throws him off with her magic hair, poor ezlo is just trying to keep up.
They also have these weird green shadows who come around? They don't talk, but there's a rock, a fish, a bird, and a lady who just appear and stab things and shoot wind water fire and lightning.
Also midnas really confused why wolf link just shows up and kills things every now and then (from botw amibo)
Fi is the one who can talk to Hylia and awaken memories and get guidance and information or whatever, but she only does this by ballerina dancing and the others are always pissed at her anyways "WE DONT KNOW WHAT BATTERIES ARE OR A WII REMOTE WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK IN SWORD FORM ALREADY" "I detect there is a 90% chance you need a key to open this door" "wow. Your perception is unparalleled fi."
Also there's a boat. A boat. Who is also good at taking charging since he's a king, which causes some friction between him and midna, since she has to grab him by her hair to move him half the time.
And with the fairies. Again. They all offer advice mainly. And with the fairies a lot of their main role is speaking and getting attention and pitching in? They come on an intersection and there's a chorus of bells all shouting the same directions. Ezlo is trying to cover the kings ears from his place on the boats head
Also there's this ghost/spirit of Zelda that everyone just feels REALLY strong loyalty to. But she's just like this kid who wants her body back?! They try to protect her but she can turn into a purple knight and stab things so there's that. I think there's also some animal companions from ooa/oos so.
Side quests are nonexistent they don't care about a village or gathering frogs for a kid they are there to save the world on a mission linear plot it is
And it's interesting because you have so many of them who just vanish and then appear to give loud advice. All at once. And the fighting skills basically fall to those weird green shadows that shoot various elements and fight and randomly disappear. Midna and spirit Zelda can fight, and Fi can too (kind of like how she fights as a sword in hyrule warriors). Also up to you if midna is drop dead gorgeous or devilish imp.
By the end they find whatever enemy so they can go back and midna is so pissed by this point that she hears the word "batteries" from Fi and goes full on fused shadow and just obliterates the jerk
***I have not played all the games so do not know or understand all of the companions and probably got some stuff wrong
Bonus: there is a child in a village named Link who does not have the spirit of the hero. He is stalked for three days until Fi decides his vibes are off and they all stop telling him he's the chosen one
#I just think it'd be really funny ok#they hear the word ganon and go into a blind rage#*finds someone named link*#psst hey kid#you want a sword#we need someone named link to tell what to do please kid#king of red lions: we can MAKE him have the spirit of the hero#fi: he does not have the hero vibes and I would not let him wield me. the batteries- OK WERE GOING FI#loz#Zelda#linked universe#twilight princess#totk#botw#Zelda companions#midna#navi#idk what to tag this I hope that's ok#me: has fifteen analysis posts in drafts#me: has a weird crack fic idea and writes it out#*glances at posts* don't look at me like that
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i cant explain it but this moment is so gay of them. just look at em. standing next to eachother and posing like that. synchronized and on cue exactly at the same time without hesitation or needing to communicate. they just know. Its a reflex its so natural. gay as fuck
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#i was rewatching master of the mountain last night#also if anyone actually reads these tags i have a small crack theory that Gleck is Geo’s father#idk when in the timeline lilly defeated griefbringer or how old gleck was when she gave him the locket but imean#i think just by the fact that he was alive at the time i think its a possibility#anyway#i LOVE the oppositeshipping content in this season#i used to not give much of a shit about them but lately theyve made me so feral#i think it has something to do with the good omens brainrot tbh… idk man#kai x zane#beloveds#i need to draw them#Oh also the whole fire x ice thing thats soooo good to me#ugh#anywayyy#ninjago kai#ninjago zane#kai smith#zane julien#oppositeshipping#ninjago#ninjago master of the mountain
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911 texts 1/?
#new post series just dropped#911txt#911#911 crack#911 abc#idk what to tag this as. I wasn’t even gonna post these bc I feel like nobody’s gonna think they’re as funny as I do LMAO#but I spent so long on them now you all have to look at them#🪐
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Soooo guess who decided to make a crack Godzilla vs Biollante FNAF AU
Listen they're called siblings like ONCE in the movie and I JUMPED on that--can ya blame me!
#fnaf#the soup speaks#michael afton#five nights at freddy’s#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#do i dare alert the massess of my cringe and tag godzilla#yeah sure why not ndnsndnn#godzilla#biollante#godzilla vs biollante#how do these two become kaiju you ask? ummmmm remnant went craaaaazyyyy#maybe remnant and agony mixed with nuclear energy#idk man maybe william went ham down in that evil lair of his#the scooper actually filled michael with nuclear ooze says me djdjjs#i did have a crack idea that evan would be like anguirius and lizzie like King Ghidorah#but yk maybe its more swappeddd#the trihead of ghidorah.....Evan....cassidy...andrew....wait....let me cook#see i would make lizzie mothra but that would be kinda weird no? so im notttt gonna do that nddnnd#ooooo maybe tiamat? im thinking maybe stick to more showa era kaiju but likeeee#girlypop lowkey fits the bill#how do THOSE two become kaiju???#idk man if remnant can make a time traveling ballpit maybe it can make two kids into monsters djdjddj#ooo maybe for michael its a mix of remant and agony#for vanessa its just remnant (kinda like how biollante is more manmade...if that makes sense)#and ev and liz are agony primarily#fndjnsndnenndsnd just a thought!#maybe i draw them too? we shall see we shall see 😌#fnaf fanart#fnaf au
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Erm!! I did more art!!!!!! My art style is so inconsistent I want to draw more realistically but I'm goofy goober at my core....... Gehahahaha
Also???? Pony Error under cut??????? (and a few error sketches!) Hidden slightly because I'm still a bit unsure about the design RAHH
I think it'd be cool if he had strings all over his body like he was some mangled stupid hasbro official pony plushie...... but the strings were like insanely last minute LMAO so I want to redo it again with that in mind.... when the pony takes me over again.
Transcript for Pony Info (because my handwriting is a bit messy)
PONY INFO!
Strings run along entire body
Used to have a cutie mark, but the file is "lost"
Horn sparks & glitches dangerously when using magic
-> Not harmful to him, but strong emotions can cause it to flare up (basically when the horn starts fuzzing a lot you know he's close to a full-on reboot)
Whatever the hell this thing is core -> (pic of very stupid looking Hasbro official Princess Twilight Sparkle plushie with brushable hair!!!! Batteries not included)
↓ WARNING!!! STUPID IDIOT BELOW!!!!!!! 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 ↓
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#utmv#swapdream#swad sans#swapdream dream#swan sans#swapdream nightmare#error sans#gamers err.... they're really stupid!!!#I hate them so much!!!! (LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE i love them actually with all my being)#I have no idea what I'm doing I'm not used to tumblr editor#I want to make my page look cooler..... maybe 2010s theme..... can i do that perhaps?#Stupid idiots!!!! Sorry my demons#I should probably make an intro post too but idk what to say.... other than “helo i like erm. Undertale! I like..... pretty much only UTMV!#This is mostly a lie I like other things but I'm only going to be posting UTMV mainly#Sigh getting off track anyways!!!!! Idiots!!! I hate them!#Swad he's so prim and proper and completely obnoxious#I feel like with him being completely manic 24/7 he wouldn't take care of himself very well#Like if it weren't for the self healing thing he would look absolutely terrible. Rotting teeth cracked bones etc etc and he would not care#He would still prance around in fields of daisies tho he is literally too hyped up#I feel like he would chase Swan like until his body physically could take no more#One sec he's approaching at full speed and the next he shuts down completely & collapses just because his body literally ran out of juice#Error is striving for that hobocore aesthetic he will not change his clothes ever he constantly repairs the same ones#I also feel like Error would be like. insanely stinky (PEE-YEW!)#Water doesn't interact well with his body so he avoids it best he can#he can only take sponge baths for hygiene and even that is like insanely prickly for him.... Feels like pins and needles sizzling on his bo#Sighs that's it for me gamers!!!!!! Ramble in the tags over#Swad OUTTT!!!! *bursts through ceiling leaving swad shaped hole in your roof*
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passing narvin around the galligang like a blunt
#this is genuinely like 80% of what i've been writing lmao. the rest is putting him in the plinko to superhell 😇#i just love that every possible combo of the OT4 is sooooo different in terms of vibes and dynamics#leela/narvin is for true love and learning to have genuine feelings and generally recovering from facism (and sometimes bullying him a bit)#romana/narvin is for unhealthy relationships and service and conflating romana with gallifrey itself because he NEEDS a gallifrey to serve#and the real gallifrey is broken now (i.e. he's had his blinders taken off and now he sees whether he wants to or not. so romana it is)#and brax/narvin is for bullying him 🥰✨#i know its possible to write brax/narvin that isn't just crack or smut (or hopefully both) but i'm not about to do it lol#i'm too busy having brax either humiliate him (non-sexual) or humiliate him (gone sexual)#to me#i 10000% get that the ships are subjective and variable but those are the basic vibes TO ME#narvin#brax/narvin#etc idk i can't be arsed to tag all of it
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this is so old it has an x watermark on it shhddh (im not on x anymore btw lmao) -- but anyway. Lesbians. Have some lesbians
#my art#oc art#ocs#my ocs#doing it wrong comic#s:diw#c:janis#c:diana#sighs bigly i need to redo my tags#artists on tumblr#lesbian#butch lesbian#have i made it clear they're lesbians yet#SCREAMS LESBIANS FROM THE ROOFTOPS#yea but idk if i ever posted this here so pls enjoy#ive been cracking away at Doing it Wrong again and im so hyped up chat i love my ocs
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this is for the bevbrill hive, y’all’ve infected me. and honorable mention to bob trying to be a good friend (not mentioned is bob on facetime with cherry and randle silently screaming because he’s been hyping brill up for this moment for months) ((also not mentioned is brill running five laps around his house out of pure joy))
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#idk actually#they mean a lot to me know#i get the bevbrill freak#the outsiders musical#no main tag :/ who even am i#clark brillstein#beverly jitney bush#bob sheldon#bevbrill#do they have a ship name?#bevopad#get it ? cuz brillopads#i’m joking i crack myself up sorry guys#the outsiders smau
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I saw someone give Haori/Rei glasses and banged this out in like 2 hours i think she should have them like. fr. thank you
#my art#tgaac#tgaa#the great ace attorney#haori murasame#rei membami#this is my first time drawing her but i really like her!!#i feel like she deserves so much attention for being who she is outside of her most popular pairing#she's so very kind she's just pretty impulsive(?) and passionate#she's also a genuine genius like. so so incredibly talented and smart#i have some crack theories about her sexuality and romantic alignment but idk if the world is ready for that /lh#idk if impulsive was the right word#but like. she is certainly a way#i think it does all boil down to passion with her#act first to do what she thinks is right and consider everything else later#if you read all of these tags thank you i love to yap so much
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we know that the King of All Cosmos looked just like a Little Guy in his youth, just like The Prince does now, so i pose the following to you: has anyone drawn a design for what The Prince (or any of the other cousins/little guys!) would look like as colossal chad-ified version of themselves
#the queen kept her little guy face when she grew huge so this is an option too. but yassifying these guys is such a funny idea#do i dare give abs to Nutsuo? to Marny? who's gonna put JoJo shading on Foomin?#who amongus would be daring enough to design full-size ergonomic shoes for Daisy's teat-feet?#there may actually be a quasi-canon Yassified Prince idk everything that Keita Takahashi drew#optimal design for The Prince is to keep his little guy face and give him a glorious muscular body#i'm shite at costume design and human figure but i may still take a crack at this.#i have ADHD and it's 5:30 in the morning and my ass is NOT sleeping#katamari#katamari damacy#katamari prince#katamari cousins#king of all cosmos#tags that make people find thiz
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"Mortal, blinded by darkness, with a will strong as steel... Let me be your guiding light from here on..."
AU Info: HERE
#my art#magolor but he's effing blind au#kirby au#morpho knight#first time drawing morpho knight!! so i hope i did them justice here!#what's the context to any of this? it's a secret!#at least for now it's a secret. i don't have enough info on this to give a good answer yet.#all i know is that Morpho Knight is more involved in this AU#maybe it's another crack ship???? idk yet!!!#I'm freakin tired rn so idk what other tags to put here.... if y'all reading this thanks.#I kinda feel bad that I don't post about Blindolor that much. Sorry about that.#Glad he's able to get a bit of spotlight thanks to whatever he's doing with Morpho now
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Accepting theories on why the beginning of Pride and Prejudice is so much harder to teach than the end.
#teaching tag#I mean I know why#because the second half is where everything is turned on its head and where everything looks different in its light#but I want to know why the beginning of P&P is so much harder than even me just teaching an average novel#like I really have not cracked the code of how to do it#I might be getting caught in the fineness of the texture of it#but I almost don’t know where to draw the kids’ attention if that makes sense#I have never felt more like I have bungled it :(#which is not a fun feeling#I don’t know 100% if it’s true! there’s a lot of excitement and investment but I just feel like I have bungled it#is this just the May exhaustion#idk. talk to me. would love to hear your thoughts
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The fact that I’ve exhausted the entire Wangxian tag and nothing I’ve subscribed to is updating so… I really have no excuse to not be reading my books…….
#I do mean ive gone through the ENTIREtag#I haven’t read them all but#I’ve checked out every one that interested me#I suppose a few could’ve slipped through the cracks#I used to filter out all modern AU til I remembered modern with cultivation existed#and I have word limits set up (5k-300k)#so technically some short fic and long fic has been missed#but like… I sapped kt dry#at one point I sapped all of the spirk tag dry#all of fenhawke dry tho that was NOT a challenge#idk if ever got thru all of sasunaru but ngl…#sasunaru fic is mostly ass i'm sorry#I should find a new… wait no I should read my books#what am k saying
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sorry 4 drawing him smoking so much. take care of ur lungs. inhalers are in now.
#no this isnt a practical way to hold an inhaler i dont care. its about the habit breaking. jesse quits smoking and has asthma etc etc#breaking bad#brba#breaking bad fanart#jesse pinkman#asthma#brba fanart#art tag#fan art#digital art#loving doing these painty colors. i am actually having so much fun coloring things like skin? which is never fun. but i may have cracked it#trick is just adding whatever fucking colors in there. (hint: this is my trick for all colors)#kidding it is actual color theory tying in the main colors into skin undertones and highlights and shit. or something idk#but i struggle doing it digitally. well i jsut have to pretend its paint and boom i can actually do it easier
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