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It's all "links meet aus" and "zeldas meet aus", but where's my "companions meet aus"?
I wanna see midna bash fi and navis heads together for annoying her
I mean can you imagine the sheer chaos of all the Zelda companions meeting and going on a journey together? They're all companions/guides! One of thems a talking hat for hylias sake how are they supposed to take initiative?
I think it'd be like Lu where they all just meet up, but can you imagine the chain just somehow finds out this happened (and twilight is just like guys I am so sorry about midna) (but they're also really oddly touched that all their friends met each other too)
Pretty sure midna would be the sort of leader, since the last time she was in a foreign world she just found the nearest dude and started ordering him around. By like halfway through twilight princess she was literally asking LINK to accompany her to get what she needed.
But like. 90% of the group would be fairies. Which can't heal. One is a talking hat who just needs a head? He can't go on midnas cause she throws him off with her magic hair, poor ezlo is just trying to keep up.
They also have these weird green shadows who come around? They don't talk, but there's a rock, a fish, a bird, and a lady who just appear and stab things and shoot wind water fire and lightning.
Also midnas really confused why wolf link just shows up and kills things every now and then (from botw amibo)
Fi is the one who can talk to Hylia and awaken memories and get guidance and information or whatever, but she only does this by ballerina dancing and the others are always pissed at her anyways "WE DONT KNOW WHAT BATTERIES ARE OR A WII REMOTE WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK IN SWORD FORM ALREADY" "I detect there is a 90% chance you need a key to open this door" "wow. Your perception is unparalleled fi."
Also there's a boat. A boat. Who is also good at taking charging since he's a king, which causes some friction between him and midna, since she has to grab him by her hair to move him half the time.
And with the fairies. Again. They all offer advice mainly. And with the fairies a lot of their main role is speaking and getting attention and pitching in? They come on an intersection and there's a chorus of bells all shouting the same directions. Ezlo is trying to cover the kings ears from his place on the boats head
Also there's this ghost/spirit of Zelda that everyone just feels REALLY strong loyalty to. But she's just like this kid who wants her body back?! They try to protect her but she can turn into a purple knight and stab things so there's that. I think there's also some animal companions from ooa/oos so.
Side quests are nonexistent they don't care about a village or gathering frogs for a kid they are there to save the world on a mission linear plot it is
And it's interesting because you have so many of them who just vanish and then appear to give loud advice. All at once. And the fighting skills basically fall to those weird green shadows that shoot various elements and fight and randomly disappear. Midna and spirit Zelda can fight, and Fi can too (kind of like how she fights as a sword in hyrule warriors). Also up to you if midna is drop dead gorgeous or devilish imp.
By the end they find whatever enemy so they can go back and midna is so pissed by this point that she hears the word "batteries" from Fi and goes full on fused shadow and just obliterates the jerk
***I have not played all the games so do not know or understand all of the companions and probably got some stuff wrong
Bonus: there is a child in a village named Link who does not have the spirit of the hero. He is stalked for three days until Fi decides his vibes are off and they all stop telling him he's the chosen one
#I just think it'd be really funny ok#they hear the word ganon and go into a blind rage#*finds someone named link*#psst hey kid#you want a sword#we need someone named link to tell what to do please kid#king of red lions: we can MAKE him have the spirit of the hero#fi: he does not have the hero vibes and I would not let him wield me. the batteries- OK WERE GOING FI#loz#Zelda#linked universe#twilight princess#totk#botw#Zelda companions#midna#navi#idk what to tag this I hope that's ok#me: has fifteen analysis posts in drafts#me: has a weird crack fic idea and writes it out#*glances at posts* don't look at me like that
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i cant explain it but this moment is so gay of them. just look at em. standing next to eachother and posing like that. synchronized and on cue exactly at the same time without hesitation or needing to communicate. they just know. Its a reflex its so natural. gay as fuck
#i was rewatching master of the mountain last night#also if anyone actually reads these tags i have a small crack theory that Gleck is Geo’s father#idk when in the timeline lilly defeated griefbringer or how old gleck was when she gave him the locket but imean#i think just by the fact that he was alive at the time i think its a possibility#anyway#i LOVE the oppositeshipping content in this season#i used to not give much of a shit about them but lately theyve made me so feral#i think it has something to do with the good omens brainrot tbh… idk man#kai x zane#beloveds#i need to draw them#Oh also the whole fire x ice thing thats soooo good to me#ugh#anywayyy#ninjago kai#ninjago zane#kai smith#zane julien#oppositeshipping#ninjago#ninjago master of the mountain
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911 texts 1/?
#new post series just dropped#911txt#911#911 crack#911 abc#idk what to tag this as. I wasn’t even gonna post these bc I feel like nobody’s gonna think they’re as funny as I do LMAO#but I spent so long on them now you all have to look at them#🪐
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Erm!! I did more art!!!!!! My art style is so inconsistent I want to draw more realistically but I'm goofy goober at my core....... Gehahahaha
Also???? Pony Error under cut??????? (and a few error sketches!) Hidden slightly because I'm still a bit unsure about the design RAHH
I think it'd be cool if he had strings all over his body like he was some mangled stupid hasbro official pony plushie...... but the strings were like insanely last minute LMAO so I want to redo it again with that in mind.... when the pony takes me over again.
Transcript for Pony Info (because my handwriting is a bit messy)
PONY INFO!
Strings run along entire body
Used to have a cutie mark, but the file is "lost"
Horn sparks & glitches dangerously when using magic
-> Not harmful to him, but strong emotions can cause it to flare up (basically when the horn starts fuzzing a lot you know he's close to a full-on reboot)
Whatever the hell this thing is core -> (pic of very stupid looking Hasbro official Princess Twilight Sparkle plushie with brushable hair!!!! Batteries not included)
↓ WARNING!!! STUPID IDIOT BELOW!!!!!!! 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️☣️🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 ↓
#utmv#swapdream#swad sans#swapdream dream#swan sans#swapdream nightmare#error sans#gamers err.... they're really stupid!!!#I hate them so much!!!! (LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE i love them actually with all my being)#I have no idea what I'm doing I'm not used to tumblr editor#I want to make my page look cooler..... maybe 2010s theme..... can i do that perhaps?#Stupid idiots!!!! Sorry my demons#I should probably make an intro post too but idk what to say.... other than “helo i like erm. Undertale! I like..... pretty much only UTMV!#This is mostly a lie I like other things but I'm only going to be posting UTMV mainly#Sigh getting off track anyways!!!!! Idiots!!! I hate them!#Swad he's so prim and proper and completely obnoxious#I feel like with him being completely manic 24/7 he wouldn't take care of himself very well#Like if it weren't for the self healing thing he would look absolutely terrible. Rotting teeth cracked bones etc etc and he would not care#He would still prance around in fields of daisies tho he is literally too hyped up#I feel like he would chase Swan like until his body physically could take no more#One sec he's approaching at full speed and the next he shuts down completely & collapses just because his body literally ran out of juice#Error is striving for that hobocore aesthetic he will not change his clothes ever he constantly repairs the same ones#I also feel like Error would be like. insanely stinky (PEE-YEW!)#Water doesn't interact well with his body so he avoids it best he can#he can only take sponge baths for hygiene and even that is like insanely prickly for him.... Feels like pins and needles sizzling on his bo#Sighs that's it for me gamers!!!!!! Ramble in the tags over#Swad OUTTT!!!! *bursts through ceiling leaving swad shaped hole in your roof*
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this is so old it has an x watermark on it shhddh (im not on x anymore btw lmao) -- but anyway. Lesbians. Have some lesbians
#my art#oc art#ocs#my ocs#doing it wrong comic#s:diw#c:janis#c:diana#sighs bigly i need to redo my tags#artists on tumblr#lesbian#butch lesbian#have i made it clear they're lesbians yet#SCREAMS LESBIANS FROM THE ROOFTOPS#yea but idk if i ever posted this here so pls enjoy#ive been cracking away at Doing it Wrong again and im so hyped up chat i love my ocs
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Do we think Seven can feel all of her face and body?
The Borg know when things happen in the collective and can arguably feel them, but when an individual is severed from the Borg, that expansive collective consciousness is violently narrowed down to a pinpoint. We know Seven has pretty good proprioception because she agrees that her shoulder hurts when the EMH finds that her biradial clamp is off by 0.3 microns. Because of this, she arguably has a very good understanding of how things in her body feel. That said, she doesn't really complain about physical pains, and we really only see her struggle when things are emotionally difficult.
Since she had been in the collective since she was 6, she wouldn't necessarily know that certain sensations are not normal. If there were any issues that happened as a result of her assimilation, she wouldn't necessarily know they are unusual after she was severed because that's what she has always known.
So back to my original question: can she feel all of her face? Looking at the placement of her facial implants, they are both on the trigeminal nerve. The cheekbone implant is right around the root of the nerve, and the eyebrow piece sits right over another branch. Trigeminal neuralgia is crazy painful, but she could have trigeminal neuropathy and think it's completely normal because she doesn't have a typical baseline to compare it to. I imagine the Borg implants must interrupt some nerve functioning to ensure that the drones move as they are supposed to, and the nano probes would repair any damage that would affect their functioning. But the Borg would consider physical discomfort irrelevant, so relatively minor issues like neuralgia, pins and needles, or any other unusual sensations would not be considered an issue.
#bodily autonomy in a collective existence#strange territory to be sure#but like how much do the Borg fuck with nerves#I would bet she has trigeminal neuropathy just because of the placement of her implants#like maybe the emh would find the issues but Borg tech is still new to Starfleet medicine and he would be in largely uncharted territory#I have more thoughts but they are still nebulous#I don't fully remember where her arm implant is placed but it's not on the exposed elbow nerve#I spend a lot of time thinking about fictional future medicine don't mind me#and the trigeminal nerves are sensitive little sunflowers#have you ever had a conduction test on your Trigeminal nerve? ask your emh today#meta#not like polished meta just a burst of wtf about the Borg#start actually writing my thoughts down again#not even going on main tags with my crack analysis idk#clearly I miss boyager#melts into oblivion
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I saw someone give Haori/Rei glasses and banged this out in like 2 hours i think she should have them like. fr. thank you
#my art#tgaac#tgaa#the great ace attorney#haori murasame#rei membami#this is my first time drawing her but i really like her!!#i feel like she deserves so much attention for being who she is outside of her most popular pairing#she's so very kind she's just pretty impulsive(?) and passionate#she's also a genuine genius like. so so incredibly talented and smart#i have some crack theories about her sexuality and romantic alignment but idk if the world is ready for that /lh#idk if impulsive was the right word#but like. she is certainly a way#i think it does all boil down to passion with her#act first to do what she thinks is right and consider everything else later#if you read all of these tags thank you i love to yap so much
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we know that the King of All Cosmos looked just like a Little Guy in his youth, just like The Prince does now, so i pose the following to you: has anyone drawn a design for what The Prince (or any of the other cousins/little guys!) would look like as colossal chad-ified version of themselves
#the queen kept her little guy face when she grew huge so this is an option too. but yassifying these guys is such a funny idea#do i dare give abs to Nutsuo? to Marny? who's gonna put JoJo shading on Foomin?#who amongus would be daring enough to design full-size ergonomic shoes for Daisy's teat-feet?#there may actually be a quasi-canon Yassified Prince idk everything that Keita Takahashi drew#optimal design for The Prince is to keep his little guy face and give him a glorious muscular body#i'm shite at costume design and human figure but i may still take a crack at this.#i have ADHD and it's 5:30 in the morning and my ass is NOT sleeping#katamari#katamari damacy#katamari prince#katamari cousins#king of all cosmos#tags that make people find thiz
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"Mortal, blinded by darkness, with a will strong as steel... Let me be your guiding light from here on..."
AU Info: HERE
#my art#magolor but he's effing blind au#kirby au#morpho knight#first time drawing morpho knight!! so i hope i did them justice here!#what's the context to any of this? it's a secret!#at least for now it's a secret. i don't have enough info on this to give a good answer yet.#all i know is that Morpho Knight is more involved in this AU#maybe it's another crack ship???? idk yet!!!#I'm freakin tired rn so idk what other tags to put here.... if y'all reading this thanks.#I kinda feel bad that I don't post about Blindolor that much. Sorry about that.#Glad he's able to get a bit of spotlight thanks to whatever he's doing with Morpho now
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Wverytime I sit down at a computer to make music I get so scared
#i like siting down with a guitar and writing music but the daw is still so scary to me and i dont know how to make it less scary#its like i dont know where to start#i understand music theory i can write chord progressions i can write melodies but arranging feels so daunting#like just trying to pick keyboard voices and stuff im like overwhelmed and then its like i just dont even know where to start#i think i need to do more covers to practice arranging because trying to do it with my own songs im just like i have NO IDEA#i do think that trying to recreate arrangements of other songs I like will help me but also just idk#i really want to get better at writing at the piano but i find it really hard#rn i write almost all my songs on the guitar then i guess what i have to do is try to think of like what style i want it to have#and sort of try to create a map like probably literally on paper and then try to go in and sort of do it but god its so hard i dont know#it feels so so daunting#even trying to make silly little stuff with just like some synths is really hard for me right now its so out of my comfort zone and AUGH id#its frustrating im scared of the computer but i also very much do not want to be an acoustic singer songwriter but thats all i can do#because all i can do is play fucking guitar!!!! and its just so frustrating#technically im like with a midi controller i should be able to do whatever program drums write little synth lines etc i dont have to like#know how to play piano and yet whenever i try to do it i just get so overwhelmed and freaked out with how many possibilities there are#that i just . cannnnnt#AHGHHHHHHHHHHHH im so im in such a bad mood right ow#ive had such a horrible night honestly#i think i will just go engage in fixation for comfort and then go to bed sigh#i dont know what to do to improve at making music in the daw i guess ill just maybe try again this weekend to take another crack at it#god its just so frustrating that i only started writing songs 2 years ago and have only learned to use a daw in the last 3 months i WISH#that i was one of these teenagers who spent all my time writing silly songs and playing around with a midi controller but i just didnt#because i was scared!!!!!!!#playing the guitar and singing has always been like the only thing that felt safe cos i felt if i tried to actually write and arrange songs#by myself i would fail so now i just feel so frustrated because i dont feel like a real musician and i feel like im starting too late#AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH whatever sorry for using the tags of this post as my diary but#i am frustrated!!!!
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Accepting theories on why the beginning of Pride and Prejudice is so much harder to teach than the end.
#teaching tag#I mean I know why#because the second half is where everything is turned on its head and where everything looks different in its light#but I want to know why the beginning of P&P is so much harder than even me just teaching an average novel#like I really have not cracked the code of how to do it#I might be getting caught in the fineness of the texture of it#but I almost don’t know where to draw the kids’ attention if that makes sense#I have never felt more like I have bungled it :(#which is not a fun feeling#I don’t know 100% if it’s true! there’s a lot of excitement and investment but I just feel like I have bungled it#is this just the May exhaustion#idk. talk to me. would love to hear your thoughts
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sorry 4 drawing him smoking so much. take care of ur lungs. inhalers are in now.
#no this isnt a practical way to hold an inhaler i dont care. its about the habit breaking. jesse quits smoking and has asthma etc etc#breaking bad#brba#breaking bad fanart#jesse pinkman#asthma#brba fanart#art tag#fan art#digital art#loving doing these painty colors. i am actually having so much fun coloring things like skin? which is never fun. but i may have cracked it#trick is just adding whatever fucking colors in there. (hint: this is my trick for all colors)#kidding it is actual color theory tying in the main colors into skin undertones and highlights and shit. or something idk#but i struggle doing it digitally. well i jsut have to pretend its paint and boom i can actually do it easier
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Hello, I have had a problem for like... idk 3 weeks with these characters... Someone help.
#MyArt!!#Identity V#IDK WHAT TO TAG THIS AS???#WHO ELSE SHIPS THESE 3???#AND HOW DO I GET OUT BRO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ESCAPE FOR SO LONG. THE BRAIN ROT FOR THESE 3 IS SEVERE#I WANT OUT#crack ship of the year for me actually I have not been into ships for so long#I'm subjecting my friends and sister to this and I am so sure they're done with my obsessed ass uwu#The only good thing is that they made me actually get up and draw far more than I did the previous years#Look!! There's color!!! I NEVER COLOR#Ithaqua is the embodiment of annoyance at my current fixation no one wants it XD
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ive never played defenders of the core but finding out that the core we're apparently defending is GOD HERSELF????? absolutely wild.
#abyss bakugan#bakugan: defenders of the core#bakugan defenders of the core#abyss#my art baybeee#i had precisely one picture of reference and 11 sentences of lore#and her design appears to be a vaguely feminine blue blob thing idk how to describe it#so i may or may not have uhhh taken some artistic license. or however the phrase goes.#may have also taken some inspo from some fe gods but thats neither here nor there#i know absolutely nothing about this game ive never played it#bakugan#is every planet's core a god#how does this work#im asking for far too much depth from a kids game but anyway#do u reckon she and code eve go out to dinner together. do a bit of catching up every now and then.#new crack ship just dropped: abyss x code eve#i hope no one reads my tags bc i look insane down here
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uhhh ray in a wheelchair cause i’m thinking about getting one for myself cause my cane is not enough
#⸻ ray : visage ✦ rusted cracked & broken : but still standing ˎˊ˗#⸻ ooc : artwork ✦ madness takes the paintbrush & sings ˎˊ˗#uh little vent in tags tw#( i haven’t left my house since my birthday - and before that was only for doctor appointments in months )#( but i have used the scooter at walmart when i did go out and they made me so happy to be independent)#( as well as the wheelchair in the ER i could move without fear of falling )#( i really want to go outside so imma see about getting one ?? )#( probably just a cheap hospital one at a thrift store near me )#( idk if i wanna bother with in insurance ? )#( i am trying to get a walker through them and it’s taking forever to the point i need MORE )#( i am doing physical therapy which helps but also my legs are so weak i can’t even go down my stairs on my own :/ )#( imma ask my PT therapist and my doctor but who knows ? )#( anyway vent over enjoy ray being a dumbass )
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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍♂️#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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