#[des vc] honestly a miracle so why bother fitting it

[womanlives]

❛ How does that thick butt fit in this tent? ❜ ( des / clarence & he's talking about his own ass `pensive emoji` )

“UH.” Desandra looks at Clarence’s butt. Really looks at it, like she’s never seen it before. She takes a step to the left, then to the right. A half-circle: nothing predatory about it, simply curious. She’s not really sure how to answer this. “With...difficulty? I dunno. Is this you sayin’ you wanna go shoppin’ for new pants? Er. Tents?” Is that what they’re calling them nowadays? She looks confused. She is confused. 

Des bends down a little to get a better vantage point. 

“It’s a nice — I’m allowed to look, right? It’s a nice ass.” Because it is. Why would she lie about something like that? Clarence could get it, if he wasn’t so busy tripping all over his own feet. “Just take off your pants if you’re feelin’ that confined.” Shrug.  “Nothin’ I haven’t seen before.”

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