#[THIS WAS ABSOLITELY THE BEST MILK HES SHAKING AND CRYING]

[botheringlevi]

hello captain! i hope you've had an enjoyable birthday so far :3

as promised here are the results of the project erwin assigned to me *hands over a scroll*

we all hope you like it and we wish you a happy birthday as well as many more to come 💕

things we love about our captain levi:

he makes great tea - i always look forward to him bringing me a cup (erwin)

he reminds me to take care of myself - one time he even threatened to bathe me himself (hange)

captain levi makes good strategic decisions in battle (armin)

he’s a good fighter - there’s a lot i can learn from him in this regard (mikasa)

he always smells nice - it has a sense of consistency to it so i like it (miche)

the captain trusts my instincts and never doubts them (sasha)

he’s a great listener (erwin)

levi’s a great captain and we can always rely on him to have our backs (petra)

captain levi’s right about a lot of things - i should listen to him more often (eren)

he makes me laugh a lot (hange)

i can always rely on him fulfilling orders that are given to him (erwin)

he cares a lot more than you’d assume at first (jean)

one time he gave me a part of his rations - i’ll never forget that (sasha)

people often get blinded by his title as humanity’s strongest and overlook that he’s a person as well - a good one at that (armin)

he dedicates himself fully to the people he deems worthy (erwin)

he might be a bit harsh about it sometimes but he gives good advice (eld)

i look up to captain levi - i hope i can be as strong as him one day (oluo)

to be honest i’d probably follow his lead even if the situation seems hopeless - i know that he’ll be able to gain some kind of advantage over our opponent (connie)

captain levi was right about what he said to me back then and i don’t know if i would have been able to do it without his training - i still think a lot about the things he’s taught me (historia)

being a part of the levi squad is like being part of a family in a way (104th’s)

- 🥛

I did, thanks. Milk.

Many more, huh? *Frowns* …Nevermind.

What…? *Scrunches nose* What a waste of paper—hey, it’s on the damn floor. Give it here.

*Picks up scroll and reads*

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*Silent for a long time*

I… I really don’t know what to say.*Avoids their eyes* You’re telling me, that every single one of these idiots contributed to this? They hid this from me flawlessly. *Rereads* Oluo being modest for once in his life. Tch… Interesting.

Bunch of fools. *Sniffs, & looks up* Which makes you the biggest fool of all.

*Steps closer & affectionately tousles their hair*

Thanks. Now get out. I want to read some more.