#[⚡]I don't even count Right? [IC]

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"You shouldn't call me a pot head...your HIGHness will do."

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"You think I'm gonna show you how to rig a trap, you got another thing fuckin' comin, I ain't got a reason to help you and I seriously doubt you'd return the favour, all people like you fuckin' richie's do is take everything you can."

Bender stood, he'd had enough of being in her presence, exposing his back to her and pulling his denim back up over his shoulders, he didn't like the girl, that much was obvious.

"Now fuck off, sick of lookin at you."

acrxmxnal​: 

“Boo hoo…what a shame, they must have taken some shit that you could probably replace with a fuckin wave of a credit card, right? or let me guess, polaroid’s with the girlfriends?..whatever shall you do??”

“Bold of you to assume I have either of those. They just took a bit of…clothing. Paraded it around a little. Sorry if that’s disappointing. I stole it back eventually, but either way…if I can figure out how to prevent future attempts - or at least make them particularly unpleasant…” A shrug implied the rest of the trail of thought. 

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"Radio, video, boogie with a suitcase, go living in a disco, forget about the rat race!"

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He’s a 10 but he keeps stealing back his pocket knife. (thebasketcasebabe)

"Could always steal one for you if you want...unless you want this one specifically..."

@thebasketcasebabe

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"There are four sides to every story...if these four walls could talk? They'd probably still ignore me."

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🪵☠️💪🧡💚💜🐱🌪️🔥💋💩👔🏹🎻🐵

"You really fuckin see all that?...Really? Cos I look in the mirror, and I don't see shit."

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I am.. shit at writing atm but- 🐱 🖌️ 👓 👔 🐵 📚 🏹 - in no particular order lol. I don't know if she'd really be good a describing him in words, but those are probably themes/terms that would come up… other than maybe cute/handsome, might not be the hardest thing to guess but idk if she'd just.. spill that to random people lol

Resourceful and independent? Sure, he'll agree with those but the fact she called him both cute and handsome has Bender reeling backwards in the chair in a fit of laugher.

"Ha..you like me...fucking idiot."

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🐶- playful

🖌- Crafty

Bonus unlisted: 🍃- An absolute menace

"Dude....gross."

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John didn't think twice about the sudden downpour, he was pretty used to it, used to take him off guard but not so much these days...his head swivelled atop of his neck, looking left and right...there was a food shelter nearby but the last thing he wanted was Mr perfect baby boy asking why Bender knew where such a place was...

"Dork is a little scared of getting wet huh? No wonder you're a virgin...come on, this way...I know a small coffee place...on good terms with the girl who works there so she won't turf us out.."

Send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours.

"Oh crap..." Brian tilts his head back to look right up into the sky as it opens up on them, already taking off his backpack to try and shield it with his body. "Any chance you know somewhere nearby we can wait this out? Mom'll kill me if I let my textbooks get wet on the way home."

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HAII bendy!

@thc-archxngel (max)

"You know they sell medication for sneezes like that..."

@thc-archxngel

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"hm.. I never really took you for the type that wants to be flirted with.."

"Really, sweets? We've known each other long enough now, you should know I love that shit."

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👀 *looks respectfully*

"....what?"

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“You wantin’ somethin?”

@thecrxmxnal

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@someflareoutwithlove said:

"H-hey.. uh- Bender. Do you- uh- want to.. go get a coffee or- or somethin'? You're the- the only person I can think of who.. who won't try to convince me not to ditch school." [Damien]

"You buyin? Cos if you ain't, I ain't interested."

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"Oh..um...oh no?"

The subject seemed rather passively dismissed as soon as his answer was received, he didn't question it, certainly wasn't bothered about a bird, that was just nature, survival of the fittest and all that.

"And to think it ain't even Christmas."

Bender commented to himself while opening a nearby cabinet, pulling out a box of cereal to munch on it straight from the packet with no milk, bowl or spoon in sight.

"So anyway, I was thinking of bringing a girl home tonight, you cool with that?"

Seemed like her request for peace and quiet had gone right over his head.

@acrxmxnal said: “Why are you standing on the counter?”

A finger was raised to her lips, shushing him as she nodded towards the top of the cabinets, toward an obviously ruffled robin preening its feathers back in place; she shifted carefully to mouth the words to the teenager, not wanting to chance the creature taking flight.

"Angus dragged that little one in the house and it got loose - I'm going to bring it back outside."

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@ferineelegance said:

"Fair warning, I heard some of the other boys scheming about you.. Something about raiding your locker."

"So where's the part in which you take my soul for such valuable information? Fuck it, they can have it, nothin in there at the moment but garbage anyway, could be fun to see em lose their fingers though...now...be gone over privileged witch!"