#[⚡]I don't even count Right? [IC]

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"You shouldn't call me a pot head...your HIGHness will do."

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"Radio, video, boogie with a suitcase, go living in a disco, forget about the rat race!"

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He’s a 10 but he keeps stealing back his pocket knife. (thebasketcasebabe)

"Could always steal one for you if you want...unless you want this one specifically..."

@thebasketcasebabe

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"There are four sides to every story...if these four walls could talk? They'd probably still ignore me."

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🪵☠️💪🧡💚💜🐱🌪️🔥💋💩👔🏹🎻🐵

"You really fuckin see all that?...Really? Cos I look in the mirror, and I don't see shit."

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I am.. shit at writing atm but- 🐱 🖌️ 👓 👔 🐵 📚 🏹 - in no particular order lol. I don't know if she'd really be good a describing him in words, but those are probably themes/terms that would come up… other than maybe cute/handsome, might not be the hardest thing to guess but idk if she'd just.. spill that to random people lol

Resourceful and independent? Sure, he'll agree with those but the fact she called him both cute and handsome has Bender reeling backwards in the chair in a fit of laugher.

"Ha..you like me...fucking idiot."

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🐶- playful

🖌- Crafty

Bonus unlisted: 🍃- An absolute menace

"Dude....gross."

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HAII bendy!

@thc-archxngel (max)

"You know they sell medication for sneezes like that..."

@thc-archxngel

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"hm.. I never really took you for the type that wants to be flirted with.."

"Really, sweets? We've known each other long enough now, you should know I love that shit."

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👀 *looks respectfully*

"....what?"

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@someflareoutwithlove said:

"H-hey.. uh- Bender. Do you- uh- want to.. go get a coffee or- or somethin'? You're the- the only person I can think of who.. who won't try to convince me not to ditch school." [Damien]

"You buyin? Cos if you ain't, I ain't interested."

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@ferineelegance said:

"Fair warning, I heard some of the other boys scheming about you.. Something about raiding your locker."

"So where's the part in which you take my soul for such valuable information? Fuck it, they can have it, nothin in there at the moment but garbage anyway, could be fun to see em lose their fingers though...now...be gone over privileged witch!"