#[[jetfire (Slightly)

[zsocca55]

TFP Alexis AU

So some of you asked for my TFP Alexis AU’s concept notes and I typed it up for you guys. This one will be long, but my notes tend to be just as long as my chapters usually are. 😅

Concept for Starscream and Alexis history:

-Optimus arrives on Earth at first with a different team (Hot Shot, Red Alert, Jetfire, Bumblebee)

-the team hides from sight in the mountains somewhere in Nebraska and began stocking up energon supplies

-the kids, Alexis, Rad and Carlos discover their hideout while touring the mountains -> they have maybe a month of bonding time with the group until the US government spots the issue and a small conflict happens between the ‘aliens’ and the military and Optimus signs a pact (they are allowed to stay but hidden)

-the main focus is how Autobots slowly adapt to their new environment and humans in general

-meanwhile on a devastated Cybertron Starscream is tasked to scout this alien planet after the Prime team with a group of Decepticons before the main fleet would decide to move to Earth (Demolisher and Cyclonus go with him perhaps?)

-the Autobot team stays hidden and the military shoots Starscream out of the sky when he least expects it - the rest of the Decepticons abandon him to his fate and soon leave the planet because they can’t find any Autobots (and blame Starscream for leading them astray)

-Starscream is injured and hides away from humans (since he realizes these organics shouldn’t be underestimated)

-the Autobots search for him (but it will be the kids who find him first - accidentally of course)

-Alexis convinces the others and Starscream that he won’t be hurt if he surrenders and so Starscream figures it’s time to play the part

-the Autobots are not happy by Optimus’ decision to offer a helping hand to the Decepticon if he switches sides but Starscream is alone so he has no choice

-Starscream gets fixed but his comm-link is disabled to keep him from calling other Decepticons - he stays with the Autobots for a while, plotting  how to get away

-everybody is suspicious of him and are mean/wary except Alexis of course who makes a genuine attempt to befriend him

-Starscream slowly warms up to her but keeps his grumpy attitude

-he takes her for flights while on energon seeking missions

-he has a rivalry thing with Jetfire about who is the better flier and it escalates to the point where they make a race to Mars to see who gets there faster (the kids ask for a present and Starscream brings them a shiny rock like in Armada)

-Soundwave and a search team shows up on Earth -> he sends a transmission through Laserbeak when Starscream is out and the seekee realizes that the Decepticons have finally returned for him

-he feels slightly guilty but doesn’t think much about going back and Soundwave tests his loyalty by forcing him to tell where the Autobots hide

-Starscream tells him and thus the Decepticon team goes to raid the place

-Starscream sends a secret message to Alexis’ phone to warn her of the coming danger

-Optimus decides the Autobot team needs to split up and hide and they send the kids into the care of the military

-everybody is devastated by the betrayal 

-the Decepticons hunt for the Autobots while also confronting the US military units protecting them and come out winning (Starscream’s advice)

-the Decepticons manage to kill the team except Bumblebee and Optimus (the latter gets away only because Jetfire sacrifices himself for him)

-the Decepticons leave the planet after they fail to find the Prime and Starscream resigns to the fact that he did what he did and he would never meet the kids or Alexis ever again (and thinks she probably hates him for sure now)

Notes: the Autobots have no proper base or ground-bridge yet 

Concept for the events during the TFP timeline:

-Optimus sends out a message in hope some Autobots remained and some begin arriving: Ratchet, Bulkhead, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper and Arcee

-the US military gives Optimus a base in Nevada to stay in and Optimus tells the government to stay out of the war between the factions to avoid the pointless human deaths (Fowler is assigned as their handler)

-Ratchet makes a ground-bridge

-Decepticons return a little more than a decade later with Megatron who then shortly after getting to know the planet leaves for three years and leaves Starscream in charge

-things kind of happen the same way they did in TFP until Starscream gets betrayed by Airachnid and chooses to side with the Autobots (and wisely shuts his damn mouth for once, not prattling about how he killed Cliffjumper)

-the team is not happy with Starscream at all, least of all Arcee and Ratchet

-Optimus is more wary of Starscream this time (he is kept in the base and his wings are cuffed) but he believes the seeker can be changed so he summons Alexis (who is an adult now and works for the government/politician)

-Alexis agrees and has mixed feelings when seeing Starscream again (but she is happy nevertheless - she was the only one who actually forgave him since she thinks he was forced to betray them due to the warning he sent her)

-Starscream is shocked to reunite with her and feels guilty/awkward in her presence

-the kids (Jack, Miko, Raf) are surprised to learn that Starscream was already an Autobot once and that Alexis was his ‘assigned human companion’

-Alexis entertains the kids with a few old stories and becomes a regular visitor

-Starscream acts more defensive and snappy until she forces him to face their fallout and make up (he is shocked by her forgiveness)

-later on he grows very protective of her (determined not to fail her for a second time) and Alexis makes an attempt to teach him to care about the others too

-and the main focus is on how Starscream goes from a cowardly traitor to a more honorable person like he was in Armada

This is all that I have! I hope you enjoyed it! If anyone feels inclined to write this story, then by all means go ahead! I merely take credit for the idea itself. 🥰

[fictional-love-is-my-life]

Request time

I have no requirement except I want the reader to be optimus wife.

I was a fluffy one shot with ur every character in it.. a day to day life of a sheriff's wife in town as she meets and greets people while delivering Lunch to her workaholic husband.

I am leaving the rest in ur reliable writing skill.

It was a beautiful day, the sun still low in the early morning sky meant it wasn't too hot. A soft breeze shook the leaves to make a peaceful sound. You were outside doing your morning laundry chore, when arms wrapped themselves around your waist. Lips pecking at your cheek. You giggled and leant back into the warm body behind you.

"I have to go. I hope you have a pleasant day." Optimus kissed your cheeks a few more times, before spinning you around and placing a kiss on your lips.

"Be safe, I'll see you when you get home." You kissed him once more, then waved him off as he headed into town.

You finished washing the clothes and hung them up to dry. Heading inside to start the rest of the daily chores. Then you spotted Optimus' lunch still on the table. You shook your head and tutted. Your husband was so eager to get to work he often forgot to grab his lunch. Although, you also wondered if he did it purposefully, knowing full well you would bring it to him.

You grabbed his lunch and made your way into town. You never minded the trip, it gave you an excuse to see your husband and to see other townsfolk as well.

You spotted Arcee and Elita first, they were leading a herd of horses past the outskirts of the town. They spotted you and waved, you smiled and waved back. You stood for a few minutes watching as the beautiful creatures trotted by you. You always enjoyed watching them work, and thought back to the time Arcee taught you how to ride a horse. Once the herd had passed, you continued walking.

Bulkhead and Wheeljack where carrying a fresh supply of Energon into the saloon, Jazz was watching them carefully ensuring they didn't drop any of the supply.

"Good morning." You called out. Jazz waved, but the others just greeted you, their full hands preventing them from returning a wave.

"Watch out." Wheelie zoomed under Bulkheads legs. Bulkhead almost tripped but managed to regain his step, and managed to keep hold of the Energon. You giggled and kept moving towards the Sherrif's office.

Croshairs and Cliffjumper rode past you, tipping their hats as they greeted you. You tipped a pretend hat in return.

"Mornin' miss." Jetfire greeted you, his cane slightly shaking from his weight. He was crossing the road towards the general stores location.

"Morning Jetfire."

"I see he forgot his lunch again." Jetfire tutted.

"He did." You replied. "Honestly if it wasn't for me he probably wouldn't eat."

"You're probably right about that. Take care now." Jetfire hobbled past you.

You spotted Hound and Sideswipe talking outside Hound's armory, most likely about weapons. They spotted you and waved, you returned the gesture. Though it was still quite early, mostly everyone was out and about. You were happy to see them all.

You finally arrived to the Sherrif's. Hot Rod and Bumblebee were talking outside. They were signing, and though you knew a little sign language, Hot Rod and Bee's hand movements were in a pace you couldn't keep up with. You caught a few words such as 'escape' and 'cattle'. But not much else.

"Morning gentlemen." You greeted.

"Good Morning madame." Hot Rod tipped his hat to you. Bee did as well then signed Good Morning.

"Everything well for you Hot Rod?" You asked.

"Yes, thank you. I was telling Bee that I found a hole in my fence, though it is fixed now I had two rogue cattle this morning." Hot Rod explained.

"Have they been caught?"

"Oui, Crosshairs and I got them pretty quickly."

"I'm glad. Now, I must get this to the Sheriff." The two parted allowing you to enter the building.

Ironhide was inside leaning against one of the prison cells bars. He was leering inside at it's occupants. Leadfoot and Roadbuster were inside. Leadfoot was holding his head while Roadbuster was still sleeping on the bed.

"Feeling better?" Ironhide asked.

"I will after some Energon and some good hard work." Leadfoot grumbled. He smacked Roadbuster, waking him. Roadbuster sat up a little startled by the smack, but soon came to his senses.

"You gonna keep us in here all morning or can we get to work?" Roadbuster groaned.

"If you didn't get into so many brawls you wouldn't end up in here. Now come on, out of my cell." Ironhide opened the cell door and let the two out. They shuffled out of the door.

Ironhide turned to you.

"Sherrif's out right now. He's doing his rounds but he'll be back soon." Ironhide explained.

"That's alright, do you mind if I wait here?" You asked. Ironhide shrugged and sauntered over to his desk to fill out paperwork.

You made your way to Optimus' desk and sat down in his chair, placing his lunch on the table. Your eyes glazed over some of the paper neatly stacked on his desk. Neat handwriting written across them.

Before you had any time to see what was written the door opened, catching your attention. Your husband sauntered through, taking off his hat as he did. He spotted you and grinned, his eyes sparkling in adoration for you.

"My love, this is a pleasant surprise." He greeted, grabbing your hands and helping lift you from the chair. He embraced you, giving you a soft kiss.

"Is it a surprise when you once again forgot your lunch?" You giggled.

"Ah, I did, I am forgetful sometimes. Thank you for bringing it." He said, not confirming nor denying if it was intentional. You combed his hair with your hand and brushed some dust from his clothes.

"I can't let you go hungry. But I should be going now."

"Could you stay a little while? Perhaps we could take a walk?" He asked.

"Aren't you busy?"

"I can always make time for you, especially since you made your way down here. Ironhide can cover, and Bee is close by as well." Optimus explained.

"Well if you insist." You linked your arm with your husbands and let him guide you outside.

Though the day was later and the sun was higher in the sky it was still a pleasant day. The breeze keeping you cool. You and Optimus took a stroll through the town, watching the townsfolk as they worked. You gently rubbed Optimus's arm as you walked, enjoying the closeness. You enjoyed every second you got with your husband.

"Anything troublesome happening lately?" You asked.

"Not of late my dear. All is quiet in our little town." Optimus stated.

"Is it quiet?" You raised a brow. Just as you spoke Skids and Mudflap burst through the general store's door. Daytrader following behind, berating them for making a mess in his store.

"Well, perhaps not quiet. But not any louder than normal." Optimus quipped. You giggled. Optimus unlinked from your arm and headed towards the disturbance.

You watched him work as he calmed Daytrader and scolded the twins. After the situation was handled he came back to you, offering you his arm once more.

"Perhaps I should get back to work. But I will walk you to the outskirts before I say farewell." Optimus suggested. You rested your head against his shoulder as you walked to the edge of the town, enjoying his presence.

Though it was a short walk, you still enjoyed your time with your husband. You parted once at the edge of town. Optimus cupped your cheek with his hand and leant down to capture your lips. The two of you sharing soft kisses for a minute.

Optimus was the first to pull away, brushing your cheek with his thumb. You leant into his touch, not wanting him to let go.

"I hope the rest of your day is quiet and easy." Optimus hummed.

"I think I should be saying that to you." You countered. Optimus chuckled.

"Let's hope we both have a good day. I will see you upon my return home later. Farwell for now my love." Optimus captured you lips for one final kiss before he started walking back into the town.

You watched him walk away for a few seconds, before turning and heading back to your home, your lips missing Optimus' touch.

[bones4thecats]

Jettwins x fembot jet reader, They both fall in love with the reader who is part of the Prime team

TFA! Jet-Twins w/ an S/O on Team Prime

Characters: POLY! Jetfire and Jetstorm (Transformers Animated) Requester: 🔥Anon A/N: Imma call you 🔥Anon since I use that emoji for Jetfire and wanna save the other emoji just in case! I do hope you like this, it was fun to write for these two goofballs <3 ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Nothing bad really ⚠️

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╚═════ Jetfire + Jetstorm ════════════════════════╝

🔥⛈️ When Jetfire and his brother came onto Earth for the first time, you were arriving with Sentinel, whom you found driving at a higher speed than normal in Detroit, and were shocked to see Optimus fighting a large mech

🔥⛈️ When Sentinel began to yell at Optimus, you stood up for him, yelling right back into the Elite Guard member's face

"Oh for crying out loud, Sentinel! If you're supposed to be a Prime, a mentor to many up-and-coming Autobot soldiers, you need to listen to others and not just that annoying voice in your processor! Listening to yourself alone is not a quality of an Autobot, it's a quality of a Decepticon!"

"How dare you call me a Decepticon!"

"How dare I?! How dare you treat the only Bot that you have left in your life, one of the rare few who ever truly cared about you, like a hunk of scrap metal?! You need to grow up and quit acting like a sparkling! It's pathetic."

🔥⛈️ The twins were shocked to see how quick Sentinel backed down when you began to get more and more angry. And the way you stood there and glared at their boss, one of the highest-ranking Primes of that time, and scolded him like how a Carrier or Sire would their own offspring

"Just- get out there and find that fugitive!" He barked at the two.

🔥⛈️ After the whole... Wasp-incident... you remained in contact with the twins, sending them some photos you would take around the city. Heck, sometimes you'd go for drives outside of the city with Sari and/or Prowl to get away from the business

🔥⛈️ They loved to look at the scenery of the planet you protected, and from time to time, they would try to get Sentinel to let them go back to Earth to 'check on you guys'. Yeah... Jazz always knew something else was on their mind, Sentinel on the other hand, not so much. He's pretty dumb when it comes to relationships

🔥⛈️ Anyways. They both struggle with certain things when you eventually enter a relationship with them.

🔥Jetfire

He is much higher with his voice, meaning he yells more than his twin. So, if you are sensitive to loud noises, do tell him early on so he can tone himself down more often

Jetfire also has issues with his emotions, though it's more severe than his brothers. This was shown when Ironhide tried flirting with you and he went from a happy-go-lucky bot to a glaring and borderline-possessive one

Speaking of possessiveness, he has his moments. It's not severe like others like the Decepticons, but it does appear when he thinks your relationship may be in danger. Even the most arrogant have their doubts

Finally, his fire sometimes flares up when his anger gets out of control. And, unlike Jetstorm's winds, his are far more destructive, so, if he ever gets mad, keep your guard up in case of a metal-melting outburst

⛈️Jetstorm

Like I said earlier, Jetfire may be the loudest twin, but Jetstorm is the more physically threatening despite their similarities. His wind is something he uses to his advantage, since he has to control such a strong energy, his strength is slightly better than Jetfire's

He may be more loose than Jetfire when it comes to your interactions, but he is also protective. One time, you were speaking to Sentinel when he almost blew a gasket, and when he nearly yelled at you, the flying Autobot glared, making the Prime stand down in slight fear

He knows you can handle yourself, but he feels the need to protect you. Sometimes it can seem like he was coddling, and whenever you brought this up to him, he would apologize, and you could tell it was sincere. His Decepticon CNA just messes with his processor like it does with Jetfire

Speaking of his CNA, he may be less showing when it comes to his dark thoughts, but make no mistake; he, much like his brother, would do anything to keep you safe. Nothing would be bad enough to keep their love safe

🔥⛈️ But, despite their flaws, the twins do prove to be good partners. They don't get jealous of one another badly, instead they just pout like sparklings until you pay them the same amount of attention as you did their sibling

🔥⛈️ Jetfire and Jetstorm also like to take you patrolling with them. While it may not be easy to handle, as they were rarely ever free after the Decepticon lock-up, since they were still looking up for any rogue signals, they would try making any time up for you

🔥⛈️ When you returned to Cybertron after getting the 'Cons locked away, you were appointed as a head in the Council, a Bot who would replace Longarm Prime, or rather Shockwave, and would lead the Cybertronian Intelligence unit

🔥⛈️ After taking that position, you managed to get Ratchet back into the medical field as a head medic, you got Bee and Bulkhead into the Elite Guard (though they still had to move up the ranks on their own), you helped attempt to repair the relationship between Optimus and Sentinel (with the help of Jazz), and you got Prowl to be marked down in the history data-pads as the hero that helped remove the threat of the Decepticons from Cybertron that he was

🔥⛈️ It was hard to adjust to such a ranking change and with the additional work that came with said position, but you proved to be very capable of it. And with your future sparkmates by your sides, you could handle any challenge you faced

[transformerssmutfreak]

Starscream X Jetfire Smut

Warnings:

- Extreme pain from penetration

- Extremely large spike

- Kinky oral stuff

- This one is horny asf you have been warned

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     Starscream was, of course, a Decepticon. Jetfire an Autobot. Yet they still loved each other - from a time before the war. A time they chose to relive every so often, sneaking out of their bases to spend time together.

     By some miracle, Jetfire had been allowed to go on a solo scientific expedition. Starscream, of course, took the time to sneak away, spending time with his lover aboard his ship. For the first time in millennia, they could just lie down and cuddle - zero worries about getting caught.

     Currently, Starscream laid down on top of Jetfire, tracing his armor with a digit. They'd been talking for a few groons, losing track of time. But neither was tired, and neither wanted to leave.

     "...Starscream?"

     The seeker looked up when Jetfire murmured his name, tilting his helm. "Yes?"

     Jetfire looked away nervously, before meeting Starscream's crimson gaze. "Why do you always get so tense when I lay on top of you?"

     The Decepticon commander looked away with a cringe, before forcing out an honest answer. "Megatron. I do something he doesn't like and...you know. Having anyone hover over me just reminds me of his looming form; waiting for the next punch or kick."

     Jetfire frowned...but he understood. It was disappointing though. He always felt so protective of the smaller seeker, even though Starscream was more than capable enough - ruthless enough - to defend himself. He wanted to hold Starscream as close as possible, knowing he was safe.

     Of course, Starscream knew all of this. He also knew that he had zero reason to fear Jetfire. Maybe they could find a way to work past his fear. But- not at this moment. "...Thank you. For being so understanding."

     The scientist just smiled, his optics full of love as they always were. Jetfire gently pulled Starscream up, pressing a gentle kiss to his neck cables. The commander gave a small hum of encouragement, tilting his helm back to grant more access.

     Jetfire was a bit surprised at Starscream's reaction, but it only encouraged him. He continued to trail kisses along Starscream's neck, trailing up to his jawline. The smaller mech gave an excited flutter of his wings, enjoying the light sensations along his sensitive cabling.

     As Jetfire continued to kiss him, Starscream tried and failed to ignore his urges. He and Jetfire hadn't been able to be intimate since before the war - leaving him to find...other ways to take care of his needs. His interface panel throbbed, crying out for some sort of friction. Jetfire gave Starscream a gentle love bite, prompting the seeker to bite his bottom derma and roll his optics back - withholding a moan.

     Jetfire was taken aback, blushing before smiling - continuing the kisses a bit more confidently. But something wasn't right. Not to Starscream. If they were really going to do this - and by Primus, he hoped they did - that meant he was going to be vulnerable with Jetfire. He needed to show the mech that he truly trusted him first.

     Slowly, Starscream pulled back - earning a confused look from the bot beneath him - before gently rolling over. Starscream pulled Jetfire on top of him, tensing ever so slightly - but giving him a reassuring smile.

     "Are- are you sure?" Jetfire stammered.

     Starscream nodded. "Jetfire...I love you. You're such a tall, powerful mech. You could do anything you wanted to me...and I'd be powerless to stop you. And yet you are always so gentle. So kind. Understanding. There is no one I trust more than you. I see no Megatron here. Only you."

     Arms at either side of Starscream's helm, Jetfire gave him a look of awe before leaning down and kissing him on the derma. Starscream moaned into the kiss, wrapping his legs around Jetfire's waist and resting his servos on either shoulder.

     The kiss quickly turned passionate. Hungry. One of Jetfire's servos trailed down to Starscream's thigh, pulling his leg in and giving it a tight squeeze. His glossa licked at Starscream's denta, and he was quick to open his intake and grant access.

     Jetfire's glossa danced around Starscream's intake, as the flashy seeker licked back with a smirk. The scientist used his free servo to grab Starscream's wrists, pulling them up above his helm. Starscream gasped, nothing but pent-up pleasure on his processor. There was no fear, only the desire to be filled.

     The servo on his thigh tightened in a strong but gentle grip, causing Starscream to involuntarily rock his hips. The movement prompted Jetfire to pull back, earning a whine of protest. But instead of going back to making out, Jetfire kissed Starscream's chassis - leaving gentle love bites and licking at them after.

     Starscream bit down on his glossa, shutting his optics tightly and whimpering. But he fought to hold still, feeling embarrassed by his urge to grind against his lover. But to his surprise, Jetfire moved his servos down to Starscream's hips - moving them slightly in a rocking motion. "Don't hold back, my shooting star. Enjoy yourself."

     With that, Starscream barely waited a nanoklik before grinding his crotch plate up against Jetfire's chassis and abdomen as the Autobot kissed his frame. He placed both servos on the back of Jetfire's helm, grinding even harder as if they were already fragging.

     Some sort of primal urge took over the Decepticon commander as he tightened his grip around Jetfire and flipped them around. It wasn't a fear or comfort thing, but Starscream's cruel and arrogant side that motivated him.

     Jetfire was about to say something when Starscream turned around, rubbing his aft against Jetfire's upper chassis. He was giving Jetfire a show; a show he wasn't about to stop. The scientist gently grabbed Starscream's hips, causing him to yelp in surprise as he was pulled up to sit on Jetfire's faceplate.

     Starscream released a loud moan when Jetfire started licking at his interface plate, servos gripping onto Jetfire's thighs. Primus, it felt good, and he hadn't even revealed his valve yet. Yet as Starscream realized what they were doing, he blushed and opened up his panel.

     The Decepticon second in command was currently sitting on an Autobot scientist's faceplate, grinding against him like a horny dog, and moaning to the stars, yet nothing had even slipped inside of him yet.

     It wasn't long before Jetfire licked and nipped at his dripping entrance, licking up the juices with a tender glossa. Starscream gave a deep, throaty moan, leaning backward and gripping even harder onto Jetfire when the scientist's tongue went inside. One of his servos reached up to Starscream's other panel, only needing to rub once before his throbbing spike shot out.

Jetfire stroked Starscream's spike with one servo, while his other servo and his mouth worked at his entrance. All Starscream felt was pleasure. He started to feel overstimulated, not having interfaced with anyone in quite literally a few hundred stellar cycles. And after so long of nothing, both his valve and spike were receiving attention.

The smaller seeker tensed and groaned, putting on quite the display for the mech beneath him. Jetfire slowly pulled back, leaning to the side to look over at Starscream. The commander was biting his derma, fists clenched as he tried to hold back a whine. "Why did you stop?"

Jetfire chuckled softly, "You're so tight and wet. I can pleasure you more if we shift around again..."

His optics were kind and earnest, asking Starscream if it was okay. After receiving a nod, Jetfire turned them around again. Starscream twisted so he and Jetfire were fully face-to-face. They kissed on the derma briefly, the lingering taste of his own juices now on Starscream's glossa, before Jetfire revealed his hardened spike.

     Starscream's optics widened at the sight. Jetfire was 50 feet tall, Starscream just over 30. The scientist was 20 feet taller than him and had a massive spike to match. He wondered if it would even fit, especially after so long.

     All that did was turn him on even more.

     Wrapping his legs around Jetfire again, Starscream began to rub his valve and spike against Jetfire's, growling under his breath with desire. "Oh, Jetfire- just frag me already!"

     The large jet chuckled, "Patience, my star. But I...do have one request." Jetfire involuntarily bucked his hips, spike twitching in anticipation. "It's- been so long-"

     Starscream used one servo to grab Jetfire's chin, pulling him down to optic level. "Don't hold back. I want you to make me scream."

     Those words set Jetfire off. He flipped Starscream around, pressing his spike up against the commander's aft. Starscream gasped in surprise, finding a comfortable position before spreading his legs apart. He was completely vulnerable in this position: legs wide open, aft in the air, valve dripping and exposed, and his spike hanging between his legs.

     Jetfire took a moment to position his spike at Starscream's entrance, giving the commander an astrosecond to process what was about to happen. His only foreplay had been the kissing and oral. This was going to hurt.

     He harshly pushed his spike into Starscream, earning a low, primal moan of pain and pleasure. He bit down on his glossa as his valve was stretched to its limit, tears forming in his optics. The pleasure of being stimulated was overrun by extreme pain.

The seeker gripped onto the berth with a short sob, seriously debating on asking Jetfire to stop. But the white mech didn't move or push in any further, leaning forward and pressing loving kisses to Starscream's wings and neck, murmuring soothing words of encouragement into his audial.

Starscream craned his neck around to try and see, but he couldn't. "How- how far in are you?"

"About half."

His whole faceplate heated up. Only half? Starscream slowly started moving his hips in a circle, trying to get used to Jetfire's size. Then it hit him: Jetfire's spike would reach his tanks if they managed to get it all the way in. That deep? Primus, would it cause harm? What if he got sparked? They weren't conjuxes, but who knew what could happen at that depth?

However, Starscream's anxieties slowly faded as the pleasure started to return. Seeing how Starscream's frame had relaxed again, Jetfire moved his hips around before pushing deeper.

The pain was quick to return, nearly blinding his vision. Jetfire's spike was stretching his walls to their absolute limit, no matter how wet and horny he was.

Jetfire hummed, keeping his spike 3/4s of the way inside Starscream as he reached a servo around and grabbed the commander's spike. The mech gasped in surprise, wincing in pain at the sudden movement. But he was quick to calm down again as Jetfire groped his member, once again becoming a moaning mess.

The stimulation only made his valve tighter, gripping around Jetfire's massive spike even more than it was before. That seemed to ruin Jetfire's patience.

     The mech pulled back before shoving himself into Starscream, earning a loud scream of pain and pleasure. Jetfire let go of the commander's spike, gripping onto his hips for better control.

     Starscream threw his helm back: biting his bottom derma, optics rolling back. Jetfire was pounding into him with such force that his whole frame shook. There was one thing for sure: he wouldn't be walking any time soon.

Jetfire's massive spike continued to thrust into him at an unrelenting pace, driven no longer by love and trust, but by the overwhelming urge to interface and reach a climax. However, Starscream could tell that he wasn't going all the way in. No where close in fact.

He was about to say something when Jetfire found his G-spot. Starscream collapsed forward involuntarily, his frame tensing and his insides knotting up. But Jetfire kept a firm grip on his hips, holding his aft up in the air and continuing to thrust into Starscream's sensitive spot.

Starscream's gut continued to knot and tense, building and building. They were both in so much pleasure, that neither noticed the bleeding energon spilling out of Starscream's valve. Jetfire had split open his walls, and he wasn't finished.

His G-spot was practically being attacked. Starscream's vision blurred as he hit his climax, crying and moaning as if he wanted the whole world to hear. The seeker's orgasm continued and continued, wracking his frame with wave after wave. He thought it would never stop, the orgasm tiring him out more than anything else so far.

Starscream was so overstimulated, that he didn't even realize Jetfire was still hungrily pounding into him. Then it hit him. The tip of the scientist's spike had forced its way through an opening and up into his tanks. For the first time, he could feel Jetfire's hips pounding into his aft as his insides were completely violated.

Once again, there was only pain. Tears spilled from Starscream's optics. He gripped onto the berth and arched his back, shouting Jetfire's name to the stars. "OH JETFIRE!"

The scientist immediately stopped, his spike lodged as deep as it could go. "Y-yes, Star-Starscream?"

The tears streamed down his faceplate and onto the berth. But as the seeker's climax ended, his strength slowly returned. Starscream pushed himself up on shaky forearms, steadying himself and finding a steady position. He went to grab a pillow to muffle his screams but remembered that Jetfire was the only one who could hear.

Starscream gave Jetfire a shaky nod and thumbs up. He didn't hesitate. Jetfire pulled back and shoved into him. Starscream screamed and yelled, but the pleasure was returning. The pain quickly turned into pure ecstasy, as the ruthless commander willingly allowed someone else full control over his body.

     Jetfire's spike throbbed and twitched against Starscream's stretched and broken walls, eager for a climax. Already Starscream felt his own start to build again, a knot building in his gut. Well, Jetfire's long spike was quick to reach said knot - forcing Starscream into yet another overload.

     He cried out in joy, arching his back and tensing his wings. Jetfire only pounded harder, his lover's ecstasy drawing him closer and closer to finally cumming. Starscream's body shook and trembled, only heating up more once he felt Jetfire's spike pulse - releasing his fluids as the scientist groaned out.

     The liquid shot into Starscream's tanks, filling him to the point it dripped past Jetfire's still-embedded spike and down the commander's inner thighs. His climax didn't stop as Jetfire tried to push himself even further in, not wanting any of the precious liquid to fall out of Starscream.

     Feeling and hearing Jetfire's climax threw him over the edge again, leading to Starscream's third orgasm. He screamed out to the stars as Jetfire moaned, grip tight as he made sure the two stayed connected.

     The two mech's frames shook and pulsed through their long-lasting climaxes. Starscream's processor was completely empty; full of nothing but pure ecstasy. The pleasure just kept pulsing through his entire frame, so intense it almost hurt.

     Finally, after what seemed like forever, the two mechs calmed down and Jetfire pulled out. Starscream slowly turned to lay on his back, as Jetfire rolled off of him and laid beside him. Exhausted hit him like a bus, optics already starting to droop.

     But before he fell into recharge, Jetfire spoke.

     "When...when do you have to be back to the Decepticon base?"

     "Two orbital cycles."

     "...We should do this again."

     "Until I have to go back."

     "...Yes please."

     And with that, they fell asleep.

[transingthoseformers]

Ouughh egg....

Thinking about the mechs that lay their eggs in cars... I feel this would imply that there is still a process to impregnate the carrier first. Once they get knocked up then the eggs develop in their gestation tank. But, as a certain point, the eggs get too large and need some kind of nest before they can fully mature and hatch. And for grounders they find that human cars are perfect. They provide a convenient safe shell for their sparklings to nest in and are easily filled with fuel/energon. Plus they get to frag the sexy car to put their eggs in hdjshjd

Fliers might have a slightly different preference? Maybe they'd prefer to build a nest at a greater altitude. Seems safer. Fliers with smaller frames especially (like think tfp starscream) would need a nest as their frames wouldn't support the eggs for long. Larger flight frames may keep the eggs for longer and have then laid only when almost ready to hatch. So those may not really need a nest. Maybe they find human planes sexy too heheh (don't ask the air force nor the airlines how much eggs in their planes cost them yearly cos its an obscene amount. Each aircraft is so expensive)

Exactly how I think the eggs work, there's a point when they need to continue developing outside of the body

Plus you can get some really shitty cars for some relatively cheap prices (after all, they don't need to actually drive in order to be a good incubator)

I'm just imagining poor Jetfire all full of Starscream's eggs realizing he might actually need a nest, and feeling sooo so guilty about fucking eggs into a large jet he "borrowed" (I mean, he will give it back after the eggs hatch) (can't promise they'll want it back after that though)

I feel like this is a continuity where the bots have been around for a decent bit if the air force and airlines are getting used to it

What do humans do when they their airplane is suffering from Cybertronian eggs?

I feel like peace has already hit or they're in a lull in the war

Are the bots officially out or are they still robots in disguise?

I'm imagining Optimus apologizing profusely every time he finds out someone laid eggs in a human owned vehicle, and it's incredibly obvious this is an embarrassing topic for him

Gdhdfh imagine it's like tfa and Optimus is just Some Guy who tumbled into being in charge of the autobots who are on earth

[pinkanonwrites]

Teaching TFA jetfire and jetstorm how to file their taxes OR Explaining the concept of a sigma male to TFA Prowl

OH GOD ARCHIE.

These are both terribly difficult things to have to explain to each of these characters, and I thank god every day that I'm not tasked with educating space robots on the incredible nuances of human bullshit.

If I had to pick, I'd pick explaining sigma males to TFA Prowl. Cause I'm bad at math and rely on TurboTax every year to save me from the terrible grips of my government, so I would be of NO HELP to the Jet twins.

"Okay so sigma males basically think that they're better than... Do you know what the term 'alpha male' means? Please tell me you do."

Prowl's faceplate furrows slightly, lost in thought. "...I viewed a fascinating documentary on wolves. Isn't it a highly outdated, misled social construct denounced by its previous discoverer?"

You could have cried from the relief you felt. "YES! Yes, exactly. It's total bullshit. But these guys think it's real."

Judging by the twisted grimace Prowl is still pulling, this revelation hasn't explained much.

"So there are these guys that think there's something better than being called an 'alpha male-'"

"The thing that doesn't exist."

"Yes. And they call it a 'sigma male-'"

"Another thing that doesn't exist."

"If you'd believe it, YES!"

This was still going to be a very long, very exhausting conversation, you could tell. But at least with Prowl you weren't starting from zero.

[problematicbots]

Winged Sentinel Snippet 2: Awoken.

Sentinel's optics flickered as he regained consciousness, feeling dazed. He couldn't remember anything from the last few seconds aside from wanting to be modified to be a jet. It seemed like he had gotten his wish, as he felt something on his backside. He lifted himself slightly on the examination table and turned his helm to find two wide blue wings with orange tips attached to his back.

He quickly looked for the nearest mirror He could grab to check that his optics weren't playing tricks on him only to find out from his reflection that He was now two times larger than his original size and that his body barely fit on the examination table and his helm barely touch the ceiling.

For a moment Sentinel couldn't believe it double checking his reflection in the mirror to see if this was real and even pointing his new wings with one of his servos before squeezing it.

Oh! Yep, this was real and now he knows not to do that, who would have known that wings were so sensitive?

After getting out of his brief moment of shock he spotted Perceptor in the corner of the laboratory looking down at a datapad in his servo clearly in the middle of reading something before lifting his helm and noticing that Sentinel was finally awake.

"Ah you're conscious, it seems your vital signs are running perfectly with the lack of problems in your system you are released from my laboratory to continue your training with project safeguard" spoked Perceptor putting his data pad aside as he approached the examination table.

Sentinel Prime widened his optics in surprise this was way easier than he thought it was going to be

"Really That it? No tests or anything like that" asked Sentinel a bit suspicious of the quick release.

Perceptor, emotionless as ever, simply walked through the exit door of the laboratory without any concern for Sentinel's suspension.

"Actually, according to Ultra Magnus your current training with the project Safeguard is your first test as project Vedette" spoke Perceptor. "Be prepared for it for there will be many optics watching you during this progress "

With that anonymous note, Perceptor left the room leaving Sentinel bewildered and creeped out from his words.

Did Perceptor refer to him as Project Vedette? The more Sentinel thinks about the more he wonders what in all sparks he has gotten himself into.

Despite feeling creeped out by all of this he decided to keep pushing forward after all the Jettwins still needed a mentor who could fly and who was better than him to fill that role.

With that thought Sentinel got up from the examination table ready to get out of this freaky place and show the rest of the elite guard his new form with Ultra Magnus being first on the list.

Unfortunately, He immediately forgets how big he is now, so he accidentally bumps his head against the door frame when exiting the room.

"Ow!" yelped Sentinel to himself out loud placing his servo over his slightly damaged helm. Ok noted for now on keep his helm lower when entering or existing rooms.

__________________________________________________________________________________

In the mass hall, Jetstrom was checking Jetfire anxiously searching for any damages from their previous failed attempt in the air while Jazz stood in the corner watching the twins.

"Jetstorm it's ok, I'm fine for the last time" spoked Jetfire in concern since he had never seen his brother so anxious before since usually, they are on the same page on everything including their emotions.

Jetstrom signed a bit before lowering his helm almost in shame that he not thinking exactly like his brother.

"well...I know. But can you transform back to a jet just in case" gulped Jetstorm with a wave of anxiety over his helm.

Jetfire wanting to make his brother feel better nodded before transforming into his vehicle mode making Jetstrom sigh in relief while Jazz still in the corner quickly looked away in uneasy.

Jazz never liked it when either of the twins transformed into this vehicle mode since he always expected a grounded vehicle, not two jets that always put him on edge and reminded him of those old war videos where con jets would bomb whole buildings from the air with bots still inside of them.

those videos would consistently play on repeat every time he glanced at the twins that he would occasionally need to take deep breaths to keep himself from getting freaked out which is exact the reason why he prefers hanging around Sentinel over these two.

Sure, Sentinel can be a bit hard to deal with but at least Jazz felt comfortable around another grounded vehicle, and he does genuinely care for the prime finding him amusing at times.

After Jetstorm finished checking Jetfire for damages, Jetfire transformed back into his robot mode once it was clear the orange twin was undamaged. Suddenly, the three mechs heard another mech approaching the training grounds. It was Ultra Magnus, accompanied by a large mech wearing a red cloth that covered most of his body.

"Wait a minute, is that SP?" thought Jazz to himself. But before he could take a closer look at the hooded mech, Ultra Magnus began speaking to the three.

"Jazz, Jetfire, and Jetstorm met project Vedette" he announced stepping aside to properly reveal the big hooded mech behind him.

The mech dramatically removed the cloth covering him and to Jazz's absolute horror, shock and concern the mech was none other than Sentinel Prime himself with wings on his back.

With a proud smirk on his face, Sentinel asked, "So, what do you think?" He was showing off his wings as if they were nothing to be ashamed of. Jetfire and Jetstorm stare at Sentinel in astonishment for a brief moment before their optics widen into pure admiration at the sight of their Prime having wings just like them.

"Sentinel sir, you're just like us!" squealed Jetfire and Jetstorm at the time in same time although Jetstorm seemed a bit slower to copy his brother which Sentinel did notice but didn't think much of at the moment

Jazz's reaction to Sentinel on the other hand felt like he was about to throw up, he couldn't believe Sentinel would do this to himself and he needed to gently convince Sentinel to step away from this before he got himself in trouble.

"Huh Ultra Magnus mind if me and Sp chat a bit" whispers Jazz nervous to Mangus "You know privately"

Ultra Magnus raised his nonexistent eyebrow before nodding his helm to Jazz "Very well"

With Ultra Magnus's approval, Jazz placed a servo on Sentinel's shoulder and pulled him to the side away from everyone else.

"Huh, Sp..do you want to....be...You know be like...you know...Them" asked Jazz nervously eyeing the Jettwins before fully facing Sentinel with his faceplate.

Sentinel blinked for a bit wondering what Jazz meant by that since the cool head never sounded so judgmental. Condescending? Well, it wasn't either of those since there was a clear undertone of deep concern there.

"What do you mean by being like them?" asked Sentinel squinting his optics in annoyance at Jazz's words.

Jazz noticed Sentinel's annoyance in an instant backtracked from his own words, not wanting to turn this whole thing into a big deal or anything like that.

"Huh Nothing! It's just that well you know...you've never been in the air before Sp" gulped Jazz in force trying to avoid confrontation at all costs. "Do you think you could handle it?"

"Of course, I can handle it" responded Sentinel crossing his arms and taking Jazz's words as a little challenge before snickering a bit "I mean seriously how hard is it not to hit the ground "

Jazz could think of serval ways this could end poorly yet he didn't want to argue or say it against Sentinel since that wasn't his style, so he decided to let the prime do his thing and hope it doesn't go too far.

"Well, if you say so sp" signed Jazz turning his head downward and praying to the all-spark that Sentinel doesn't get himself killed.

"Well, now if you don't mind, I have soldiers to train," spoke Sentinel, puffing up his chestplate before walking over to Jetfire and Jetstorm for their first training session as jets together.

Oh, Scrap what has Sentinel gotten himself into??

[tgmsunmontue]

Caring, Keeping and Collecting Transformers - A Guide 9/?

Maverick is unknowingly surrounded by Transformers. He knows something is up though. Just not quite what it is exactly.

Bradley and Jake, having never met, are embarking on their own journeys and will have to learn to deal with the fact that they've both been adopted by Transformers.

Despite having years more experience, Maverick is no help at all.

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT

NINE

                He wakes up early, but the bed is sans Jake Seresin. Hopefully he didn’t kick him or whack him in the face during the night, he’s not used to sharing a bed. Either way, he feels well rested and heads for the shower, hanging his uniform up and hoping the steam will help. It’s got fantastic pressure, which is what he’d expect for Ice, he’s always been particular about his showers. He pulls on his jeans, not bothering with anything more than a white tank, he’s going to need to iron his uniform, the steam not even having any effect on the worst of the creases. He’s a little bummed that he’s going to have to pull on his uniform not even a week into his leave, but balanced against the fact that he now knows for certain his car is a Transformer it’s a small price to pay.

                He shouldn’t be surprised when he walks into the kitchen and Ice gestures toward the garage with his cup of coffee. He pours a cup for himself and heads in the general direction Ice have indicated. He finds Bronco, Dustdrift and Ninja all lounging around in a circle with Mav talking to them; Jake is there as well, eyes wide and mouth split in a grin as he follows their conversation. Bronco looks funny, sitting like a toddler with his legs bent underneath him but he also doesn’t seem as angry or upset so he walks in and settles down beside him.

                “Morning…”

                “Dustdrift is pretty sure that Jetfire’s wings are two days travel north of here. We can go and pick them up after out meeting this morning!” Jake says, and Bradley raises an eyebrow, looks to where Ice is standing in the doorway watching them all with a twist to his lips.

                “Let’s see what the meeting brings about hmm? I imagine the US Navy can probably manage picking up some wings and transporting them here.”

                “I wouldn’t bet on it…” Mav mutters, winking at him and Jake.

…            …            …

                Unlike with Maverick, he doesn’t have to chivy either Bradley or Jake along. They’re both presentable and ready to leave well before Tom actually wants to depart, leaving him yelling at Mav to hurry the fuck up. He tries to ignore Bradley’s eyeroll and smirk, because it hurts a little to have almost a decade of time lost between them. They used to share those looks about Mav when Bradley was a teenager and seeing it now makes his heart ache.

                Finally, Mav is ready, looking disgruntled about having to wear his service uniform but he still looks good and when Mav catches him looking he grins and shoots him a wink. It’s a good thing he did tell Seresin about the status of their relationship, anyone with two eyes and a slightly less-than-straight view of the world would see what there is between him and Mav. Fortunately for them most of their peers and superiors are oblivious, or, definitely in some cases, simply turn a blind eye.

                “I’ll drive,” Tom says, and they all follow him out to his car. He stands there looking at it, wonders if his boring beige sedan is suddenly going to come to life. It’s going to take him a while to not expect everything to have a hidden second-form. Hound is also parked just out in the street, and if a car could look insolent it would look like Hound in that instant. He suspects today is going to be a challenging day.

                “It’s just a car,” Dustdrift says, and their voice is scratchy sounding and Tom thinks it may be the first time he’s heard them speak, but it’s also a relief to know that he’s been in control of his car this entire time and not just had the illusion of control. He doesn’t think he would take it anywhere near as well as both Bradley and Maverick have regarding their favorite modes of transportation.

                “I’m not leaving Bronco here.”

                The look of relief on the blue trucks face is immense and Tom shrugs. Technically he cannot order the Transformers to do anything, not as far as he understands it. There is an unwritten memorandum, and as he understands it the human race is only alive because a particular faction of Transformers seem to prefer them that way.

                “Fine. You and Seresin in Bronco, I’ll go in Hound and Mav, you’re driving my car.”

                “Uh, why do we need all three vehicles? Can’t I take Ninja?”

                “We can’t let Hound or Bronco just drive up to the gate without drivers!” Tom snaps, and of course Mav’s eyes go wide with delight.

                “Why not? Wouldn’t it be great?”

                “No! We’re meant to be keeping their existence a secret, not turning it into material to prank people.”

                “You spoil all my fun…”

                Tom knows half of what Mav says he does simply to wind Tom up and get a reaction, but some days he wishes he could have a more peaceful existence. He knows he’d get bored far too quickly and dismisses the thought usually within seconds, but today he just has the additional worry of something going a certain way which he had never thought was possible. Having Mav know about Transformers is one thing, but to also have Bradley and somehow another young man drawn into it makes the weight of responsibility feel unbearably heavy. He really hopes there is someone higher up he can pass it on to, but is also smart enough to know it’s unlikely, not with his friendship with Mav and relationship with Bradley. They’re going to want him involved in some way at least, even if any final decisions won’t be his because of his potential emotional investment.

…            …            …

                Sunday morning and he’s up early enough to be going to church with his family, and instead he’s on the other side of America, dressed in Admiral Kazansky’s old khakis and pretty sure he’s about to be indoctrinated into something much higher level than he ever expected, especially given his age and rank. He’s thrumming with nerves and excitement, no idea how or why Bradley seems so calm, although he supposes he’s grown up surrounded by all this, so maybe there isn’t the additional novelty factor for him.

                Hound had driven into a specific hangar, the doors opening and closing behind him automatically. Admiral Kazansky’s sedan looks so mundane in the space, and he can tell Captain Mitchell was itching to run around and check everything out and Jake can’t blame him. Wants to do the same and only his training keeping him tightly in control. He follows after Admiral Kazansky and Captain Mitchell, down corridors lined with photos and Bradley is at his side, cool as a cucumber and Jake tries to imitate him.

                “Gentlemen. Welcome.”

                Jake swallows, suddenly very aware that he is by far the lowest rank and also the youngest in the room. There are another eight Admirals of differing levels, and then the fucking Secretary of Defense is there, and he notes even Bradley’s steps falter. Holy shit. This is big. He already knew it was, but this is the proof and he wonders if he’s going to meet the president. Because this is something the president would know about. He follows the instruction to sit and then listens as they all talk, and he tries to follow the conversation.

                What he quickly learns is that Cain is an asshole and that there are two camps of belief in the room that are being voiced. One that the Transformers should be subservient and do what they, the humans, want. Jake thinks that is laughable but keeps his mouth shut. Then there is the second camp who think that they have a partnership, are allies, with the Transformers. And okay, Jake thinks that’s more plausible at least better than the first.

                However he thinks he might need to set up a third camp, where he, as a human, knows about Transformers only by their grace and any relationship they have is not based on how useful they are to each other. At least he doesn’t think so. Sure, Starscream definitely only tolerated Jake in the beginning because he was useful to him, said he’d help find Jetfire’s parts and help rebuild him, or find people that could. He feels it’s shifted a little, suspects that Starscream doesn’t exactly have a lot of experience with humans; he’s seen Bronco and Sally and Ninja now and they’ve got deep loyal streaks and it’s not entrenched in military orders at all. In fact, with Sally and Ninja he’d go so far that they like Maverick because he’s so averse to following orders. It’s something of a revelation.

                “May I ask a question?” Bradley asks, and Jake has missed the last little bit of discussion and is annoyed at himself. Then Bradley simply goes ahead, clearly feeling like he’s immune to anything they could say or do and… holy shit. He guesses they sort of are. “Why are we deciding on anything when the other party who has to agree isn’t present?”

                “The leader of the Autobots is going to be meeting us at the airstrip. We need to provide a united front.”

                Captain Mitchell snorts and doesn’t even try to look apologetic. Admiral Cain looks annoyed simply by the fact that Captain Mitchell and Admiral Kazansky are there and he wonders if there’s a history there; scorned lover or power struggle.

                “With all due respect sir, what weight do our wishes have here? We could all decide to retire from the service as soon as our current posting finishes.”

                Jake slides his eyes to Bradley and then to Admiral Kazansky, because Captain Mitchell has a point, but it somehow also sounds like a threat. He doesn’t want to leave the Navy, however if they ground him? Then what’s the point? He wants to fly.

…            …            …

                “We have a research base located in Fallon, which suits our cover story, which is that we’re sending the both of you to Top Gun. Along with Captain Mitchell. There is also some other training which isn’t so well known about which aligns with your interests.”

                “A research base?”

                “Where we work on understanding the Cybertron technology more in-depth.”

                Bradley frowns, wonders why they simply don’t ask if it’s all meant to be a reciprocal relationship, and a quick glance shows him Mav is thinking the same thing. Ice looks almost bored, his face difficult to read in this type of context, closed off and serious. Jake is looking skeptical which is reassuring, he hopes they’re on the same page at least.

                “Of course we want to utilize your skillsets for as long as you’re willing to share them with us…”

                “Our what? Sir," Mav asks, the sir tacked on like an afterthought and god Bradley loves and hates him.

                “Clearly there is something about the three of you which draws Transformers to you, we’d be interested to see if that is biological or –”

                “You want to run tests on them?” Ice asks, his voice cold and dripping disdain and huh, this might be part of why he has the callsign he does.

                “If we refuse?” Mav asks, his eyes narrowed, and Bradley is glad they’re both asking, because he feels like this is a dangerous area to start arguing with his superiors. Ice and Mav will both ensure anything that is proposed is above board and he’s so glad that they’re there right now.

                “Everything is completely voluntary.”

                Bradley holds back a groan, because that’s like saying breathing is voluntary, and they can stop any time.

TEN

[miradanii]

More Transformers Spoiler thoughts...it's a jumbled mess.

1. I don't know why I didn't catch the rocks in the mines were moving on their own for the first time.

2. Also, I noticed and kept laughing way too much when someone said the word MINERS. Like I can't. It's the point where I wish there was a secondary word for it so I can stop giggling when someone on screen refers to them.

3. Silverbolt and Jetfire are in the race!!! And now gives me a shit ton of questions aside from the organic life that's on the surface of cybertron.

4. they did a close up shot of Optimus grabbing on to D-16 when he's about to go off the edge of the road. Had an ouch in the moment.

5. I wanted to watch this movie again cause someone pointed out how D-16 licks his teeth before fighting Starscream and...yeah wow one side of me appreciates small details about a character. Like think of Chihiro in Spirited away putting on her shoes and after standing up tapping the tip of her feet so the shoe feet's right before walking off. There's a lot of mini actions characters kinda do that you might miss and it's just wonderful attention to detail....and the other side of me just wanted to witness this man's tongue for myself because I did not catch it the first time. Because my first thought seeing the screenshot was...."they have tounges?" And I see it right?

I won't comment further.

6. Watching a second time had me pay way more attention to D-16's decent and inevitably to become Megatron. Cause I have seen some of the criticisms. Of maybe it coming out of nowhere or could do a bit more and yeah maybe? It felt much smoother second time around.

7. I also didn't realize Sentinel was the one who told him to "Rise Up" and not even like 10 minutes later D-16 uses it in his grand speech/as Megatron in the aftercredits. Orion making such a bad move to tell him not to be like Sentinal just ahhhh. So this reminded me of a show that did the same thing, a friend turning evil before their eyes, but despite being a good person, she says all the wrong things in the moment. Literally everything wrong.

Orion begging D-16 not to be like Sentinal is not what should even be said at the moment. It just made him more defensive and double down.

8. Facial expressions that are ingrained in my head

-B-127's face when D-16 is arguing with Oron nearly insulting B in his face.

-Orion's really sad during the second half of the movie

-Megatron's optics slightly dimming for a few seconds when Optimus tells him that he's banished from Iacon.

-Elita's change of expression when they reach the surface and Optimus looks at her though in the trailers seems romantic (knowing the history of Oplita) but it's more relief and a I told you so kind of way????

9. I like Elita more now. Her dialogue is what uplifts it for me, mostly in the realm of a supervisor in desperate need of a promotion. Idk if you work 9-5 or a nightshift that spans 10 hours her dialogue is really funny to me.

My least favorite trope is when there's just "girl that is competent and kick ass". For once, Transformers One doesn't let that bother me.

Pretty much due to all the characters having the same level of combat knowledge or scenes punching Orion because it's funny. Arguably Elita-1 doesn't heave weapons like the dudes, and is a fucking bike...and she's pink but overall it's not like there's anywhere in the film that remotely mentions any type of sexism or "girl needs to prove something". She was kinda already doing that with her job until she got fucked over.

Having at least another character relating to her goals in the movie helps too. She and D-16 emphasize wanting to rise the ranks and fear demotion/living through it.

(Now that I think about it...Elita hinting to becoming close to Optimus after Megs is more entwined in the story than I thought. It feels like a slow friend switch and then B-127 is also there).

I wanna see the movie again so I can she Elita-1 and D-16's interactions. Cause I can't think of any specific ones at the top of my head aside from the fight at the end.

10. I love B-127. I think he's a bit older given his immediate knowledge of the High Guard (idk)??? Yeah it's a gag pointing out WaveWave but I like it's his character moment where he just contributes to knowing something.

[blueikeproductions]

Just easier to reply this way @grimlocksword due to the reply word limit.

I never thought of Animated as being too dramatic, but it did start leaning that way in its final season. The concept of Autobots not typically being flyers seems to be born from G1 trying to establish this also, if you ignore the pilot having the Autobots flying. The Decepticons having the ability to fly in Robot Mode was pry the most consistent thing G1 did, with the show later having the Aerialbots and Stunticons created to compensate for what the Autobots and Decepticons lacked.

Animated tries to copy this idea, but it too flubs it up by Ratchet claiming Autobots can’t fly despite knowing full well Omega Supreme and his brood could, along with Swoop. That Jetfire and Jetstorm can fly being due to copying Starscream’s schematics isn’t too out there, but I’m also wondering why the Autobots didn’t already HAVE Decepticon schematics left over from the war so they could freely make flyers for exploration purposes. For that matter, why couldn’t Perceptor and Wheeljack make a working whittled down version of Omega Supreme’s flying ability and apply it to other Autobots.

It would appear Aligned Autobots don’t have these odd limitations since Blades and Whirl were able to become helicopters with no strings attached, and RiD15 introduced Windblade, Twinferno, Stormshot and a pair of jet combiners in the toy line. So the TFP Autobots are apparently stupid if none them thought to at least try to Transform into something that flies. It’s well documented Prime suffered a lot of behind the scenes problems most notably Hasbro and the show writers having different, conflicting views on what to do, making the point of an “Aligned” approach useless.

Prime was also too ambitious and big for its britches, it just didn’t have a solid identity while its prototype RiD stage meanwhile had a stronger Bayformers style that actually sounded more interesting than what we got. I stand by Prime’s greatest strength was simply getting Peter and Frank back to reprise their roles because I don’t think either are returning post RiD15 anytime soon due to budget and frankly age. Peter sadly isn’t getting any younger, god bless his delightful lil’ soul.

RiD15’s primary problem was being billed as a direct sequel to the grittier Prime, when it actually works much better as a soft sequel-spin off to Rescue Bots aimed at slightly older elementary kids, something the writers clearly seemed to agree with due to stronger references to Rescue Bots, Sideswipe visiting Griffin Rock to apprehend a Cyclone Mini-Con, and Blurr being a teammate in RiD for awhile. Another problem that sticks out is why, in-story, are the Decepticons primarily animal themed, as the show never tries to explain this, and in some ways seems just as confused as to why this is also. It’s why I will die on the hill this should’ve involved Onyx Prime as the primary villain, who manipulated things to send a Beast army to Earth to wipe it clean and make it a paradise for Beast type Transformers, but Steeljaw intended to instead turn Earth into a new Decepticon base of operations to restart the war against the Autobots HIS way. I’ve seen some fans try to say all the animal Decepticons are Shockwave experiments, due to the Dinobots and Predacons in FoC and Prime, but I’ve never been a fan of this idea as I don’t like Shockwave being the only one responsible for why Cybertron has Beast Mode Transformers (as well as fans ignoring Onyx Prime, the guy who ushered in animal robots on Cybertron in this canon).

If you’re worried about woke stuff, I should bring up that had the staff had their way, the Transformers species in Cyberverse would’ve all been gender-fluid non-binary, changing between male and female bodies as much as vehicle or beast modes. They admitted as much in Twitter Q&A’s

How that would’ve worked as a toy I have no idea. Probably flip down Bumblebee’s male head, and a curvier lipstick wearing female head takes its place? They gave the Lugnut gender bend lipstick so that’s not out of place.

EarthSpark is what you get by trying to combine Rescue Bots and MTMTE IDW together. It’s not a perfect marriage, and they wound up focusing on ideas most people don’t care about in Transformers. It was developed during the height of modernized DEI, but the backlash of Nightshade and its already slipshod butterfly chasing writing caused kids and casuals to reject it, and for Hasbro and Nick to restructure the show haphazardly into a traditional Autobots vs Decepticons conflict to rebound, only for the people who did like what ES was doing to reject that. The show Last Jedi’d itself, and if it does continue, it’ll probably Rise of Skywalker itself further making a product everyone just hates more than Energon and prefers to forget happened.

Now I’ve been on record saying I’m fine with Nightshade, I like them being a geeky scientist owl, but I do think the show overfixated on their gender identity too much, causing the current problem. The often overlooked thing about Nightshade originally not WANTING to Transform wouldn’t have been popular if that was retained, and Jawbreaker over thinking on what he wanted to turn into I think only made people more annoyed by him. Not helped is the guidebook for the show says that a Transformer can’t re-scan and whatever they initially scanned on Earth is permanent… something the show clearly didn’t go with for Megatron (who rescanned a helicopter from presumably his Earth tank mode) and Hashtag (who took on an off road truck later on after being a surveillance van).

[ao3feed-skystar]

I had plans to make you whole

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/QtMd8Cs by WHATISTHISahhhhh With the establishment of the Prime’s Council that rules alongside the traditional High Court of Iacon, it was thought that Cybertron would rid itself of the lingering effects of the Quintesson’s caste system. A Prime’s objective optic would surely strive for the betterment of Cybertron regardless of reward, and for a time this belief held true. But eventually whatever good intentions there were rusted as the Chosen of Prime’s gradually originated purely from more developed city-states, leaving Tarn and similar cities once again an afterthought in Cybertron’s politics. Still, Starscream strived to be a Chosen, even if it were merely his sire’s expectation of him originally. But to become the Chosen of Onyx Prime, a Prime he hadn’t even attended service in their chapel for? Words: 4247, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Starscream (Transformers), Shockwave (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Megatron (Transformers), Jetfire | Skyfire (Transformers), Blitzwing (Transformers), Prima (Transformers), Quintus Prime, Skywarp (Transformers), Thundercracker (Transformers), Windblade (Transformers), Slipstream (Transformers), Chromia (Transformers), Liege Maximo, Alpha Trion (Transformers), Nexus Prime, Solus Prime, Vector Sigma (Transformers), Micronus Prime (Transformers), Alchemist Prime (Transformers), Megatronus Prime, Soundwave (Transformers), Elita One (Transformers) Relationships: Shockwave/Starscream (Transformers), Jetfire | Skyfire/Starscream (Transformers), Megatron/Starscream (Transformers), Optimus Prime/Starscream, Blitzwing/Starscream (Transformers), Megatron/Optimus Prime/Starscream, Skywarp/Thundercracker (Transformers), Skywarp/Starscream/Thundercracker (Transformers), Slipstream & Starscream (Transformers), Starscream/Windblade (Transformers), Slipstream/Windblade (Transformers), Chromia/Windblade (Transformers), Chromia/Windblade/Starscream, Soundwave & Starscream (Transformers), Megatron & Soundwave (Transformers), Optimus Prime & Soundwave, Elita One & Optimus Prime Additional Tags: Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Religious Guilt, mild religious trauma, Starscream-centric (Transformers), Megatron Needs A Hug (Transformers), Optimus Prime Needs A Hug, Religious Fanaticism, the primes are just slightly more helpful, Mutual Masturbation, Mutual Pining, Loss of Virginity, Thighjobs, Hand Jobs, Slow Burn, Praise Kink, Size Kink, Light Bondage, Anal Sex, Skyfire avoids the ice in this timeline, no penetration for a good while cause starscream doesn’t lose so help him primus, onyx prime is shockwave and he’s ready to make a mess of a whole new world, Casual Sex, Obsessive Behavior, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Alternate Universe, Oral Sex, In this au the primes pick chosen like d&d gods and also might have sex with them read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/QtMd8Cs

[spac3ywac3y]

So Shattered Glass is a thing for Transformers, who doesn’t love a good old alternate universe where the bad guys are good and vice versa.

And the color pallets don’t need to be the same thing either! We get some nice different color schemes that fit the characters new personalities!

We got Starscream, his colors being swapped out for Sky/Jetfire’s colors very nice very nice! It’s also very fitting with his character, it’s simple and sleek just like him!

Next is Skywarp! Also very nice! It feels a lot like a slightly darker Thundercracker color scheme, it’s dark but not dark compared to his original design. I like it! Very nice!

Now what about Thundercracker? Surely after two banger designs, the third member of this iconic trine would get a color scheme as good as these tw-!

……. Thundercracker…. What have they done?

Seriously! The poor boy looks like they threw every gaudy color at him! It doesn’t even feel coherent! It’s how I would have colored an OC back when I was 5…

This boy needed some help, I ranted about this to both friends and family, how Thundercracker was robbed of a good color swap and also THEY KEPT HIS OPTICS RED!! Every other Decepticon with red optics had theirs changed to blue! And sure! The 2021 comic made his blue, but now his optics just blend into his blue face and every other promotional image I’ve seen of him he has red optics! Ughhhh

With this rant in my head refusing to let me sleep, I challenged myself. I drew Thundercracker twice. One version was that I kept the same colors as his current design and try to see if I could make it more appealing to my tastes, the second version was what I would have chosen if I had been in charge of Thundercracker’s SG coloration.

Keep in mind though, I had colored these in with copic markers, so the colors may not be accurate for the first version.

So yeah! That’s my take on SG! Thundercracker. I know that it’s a weird thing to get upset about, I just can’t stand poor Thundercracker being done dirty by such a gaudy color scheme. If you like his original color scheme for SG then more power to you! It was just not my cup of tea.

[blubberduckairsoft]

I'm going to be running a pistol competition with some friends. Some of them have airsoft pistols, but for those who don't I have a collection of strange options

^ The worst option! Six rounds and a long reload with the Mateba 2006M

^ The slightly better Waeboomer 1911! Fit only for the biggest dorks, but I have three magazines.

^ The polymer pick, A Glock 17 Gen 4, which I personally dislike. It also shoots hot as hell and I only have the one magazine.

^ The obvious best choice, a CZ-75, reliable and accurate with 5 magazines.

^ I take back what I said about the Mateba, this is the worst choice. Technically a pistol in that it can be operated with the stock folded.

Not pictured is the Beretta Jetfire, which is honestly a surprisingly good pick. I have two magazines and it is more accurate than you would think.

[tw3aking-0ut]

hey chat, so i got a small question for you all (im gonna ramble so bear with me here):

So, a lot of Steven Universe edits started popping up on my tiktok tonight, and it got me thinking. Would Cybertonians be able to fuse like the gems do?

i know the gems can fuse because they dont actually have physical bodies that are forced to stay the same like humans and whatnot (even tho Steven can fuse with humans ig??), but hear me out.

So like, my thoughts would be the sparks of cybertronians being able to mesh kind of? not fully obvious, but like, certain parts of it and their code mesh together to create a “new” bot that would be the fusion. Since cybertonians already can transform into vehicles obviously, and we see in the 2nd bayverse movie Optimus take on Jetfires parts AND spark to make him stronger to defeat Fallen, would that mean that they could somehow mesh and fuse together? Their codes and sparks meshing slightly to create a new voice and personality, and their bodies obviously creating a new bot.

if you see this, i really want to know your thoughts and ideas about it!!

[decepti-thots]

Okay before I go to bed, my reactions to Void Rivals #1.

I don't want to approach this as A Transformers Comic, really, because that seems unfair. Kirkman is writing a new property that works WITH Transformers, is my read on this, and I want to try and approach this on its own terms. So with that in mind...

...this issue is paced in such a way it is staggeringly obvious it exists as a vehicle for the twist that Transformers is happening. I am not familiar with Kirkman's comics, so can't speak to if this pacing is common for him. But it's a slow start, if an occasionally atmospheric one. (Art's great. That title splash? Gorgeous.) The in media res approach is a solid choice, but it quickly becomes a matter of narrative redundancy; we re-establish that our two new leads are mistrustful due to their longstanding war and cultural norms surrounding it but have to cooperate and know it it a good, oooh, three or so times, which feels very odd on first read. Rather than simply slow the pace down so it only happens once toward the climax of the issue, going for more of a decompressed pacing, we spin our wheels stretching out the beat in a way that feels kind of weird, seemingly to fill the pages.

For a comic with only two people in a dead wasteland setting, it lacks both narrative efficiency (you could fit twice the amount of building-a-dynamic work in here) and a sense of sparse, lingering atmosphere build up (a slower pace with less talking could sell more isolation, paranoia and tension).

Why? Because the climax doesn't have space for the culmination to be 'and now they realise they have to work together', so it has to be sorted towards the start. But then there's nothing much to do in the middle, so it all gets stretched.

And the reason that can't be the climax is of course that the discovery of Jetfire is that. It's a great setup for this kind of twist conceptually- so obvious I predicted it without needing more than a solicit and his promo art. That's because it fits! But then he unexpectedly leaves, and I realised the setup probably wasn't to integrate him into this comic as an entrance into what role the crossover has here. It's to set up his story, I think, in the Transformers ongoing in October. That he's missed the war while out cold on this planet. (It is a fun use of the G1 cartoon story in a new context.) Which makes the end of this comic feel less... anything? If Jetfire was staying as the surprise third character, a fish out of water they needed to persuade to help them, that would have helped justify the prior meandering, I think. But he leaves, and the sense is that the comic only goes the way it does to set up another comic. Our actual protagonists then continue basically unaffected, so really, what does it matter, and was it worth meandering?

(Sidenote: imagine, a Cybertronian audience surrogate with humanoid alien protagonists! I want it. Maybe one way or another we'll fet it down the line. A nice twist.)

Maybe I'll be wrong and Jetfire will be back next issue- but if so, this comic failed to set up narrative expectations well.

It sounds like I hate it. I don't! It's got some interesting ideas, though exposition is slightly forced and dialogue is a bit clunky IMO. I like the basic concept. The ending where they take off their helmets is... we'll see where he's going with this I guess. But it feels like an 'issue zero', a possible prequel to two comics in one? Frankly, doing this AS a one-off prequel might have been wise, idk. A before-the-launch thirty page special or something. As the first issue of Void Rivals, it feels hijacked and unfocused; as the set up for Transformers, it feels a bit tortured, as much as I do still like the whole idea of starting it off in a non-TF book if you are going to do a crossover universe. (Really dig into the idea the universe continues around their war!)

Also, it truly just expects you to know who Jetfire is. Like, not just what Transformers is. Who he is. I'm surprised by that. As a way to hook non-TF readers, an overt reference to a single episode of the G1 cartoon most non-fans likely don't remember even if they saw it? Seems kinda deep cut. The whole thing revolves around knowing that this is him being someone who has missed the war. Hmmm.

Anyway. I'm interested to see how this pans out. Especially since the announced writer for the TF ongoing suggests this is definitely gonna be a war story.

[transingthoseformers]

https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/747581739133698048/theres-a-certain-horror-to-characters-being?source=share

had some thoughts on this and getting a spiralling-down-in-to-madness hole because they are stick in place in a way

things are changing around them but THEY have not been able to change. Day in, Day Out. No ability to get up and about. No way of moving themselves. Just witnessing and sensing the same things over and over and over as the days and nights pass by quickly.

No way of talking to anything or anyone (let's say it's gotten bad that not only are they stuck in their alt mode but they cannot speak because something as gone wrong)

perhaps it is a nice mix of horror and madness

Exactly!

They're stuck, but everything else isn't

(I'm kinda reminded of bayverse Jetfire tbh?)

Imagining Soundwave getting stuck in his tapedeck form in the eighties, and he's thoroughly stuck. His altmode works... at first. But he can't transform or talk. I've thought about him somehow-ing his way into a human home before but this way is slightly horrifying because he's stuck for years, decades, as the human world changes around him. I've thought of that before.