#[[5000 HEART ATTACKS FOR THE FAIRESTS!!! 5000 HEART ATTACKS!!!]]

[gildead]

@beemused || CONTENT WARNING FOR BLOOD AND GORE BELOW THE CUT BECAUSE TWO SOMEBODIES (the fairests) REFUSE TO TAKE PROPER ACCOUNTABILITY.

'OoOoOoH sTaY aWAy frOm Us yOU bRaT yOU don't kNOW ANYTHING aBOuT oUr FaMiLy--' Maybe not, but he knows enough to know when a grilled cheese is a bad grilled cheese, and he certainly doesn't appreciate the so-called chef stomping their feet and claiming he knows NOTHING about grilling a cheese when taken to task for it. You know, this metaphor sounded a lot better in his head. Maybe he'll tell Benjamin about his mom's favorite grilled cheese recipe after this, that guy certainly could use some comfort food--

Where was he? Oh, that's right.

His jaw cracks open immediately, revealing blood and sinew within, and he lets out a guttural roar. In any normal situation, this was just a mischievous child pulling a gruesome trick. A means to jolt the receiver, ensure they were paying attention to what he had to say.

Not this time. Remember what he asked you both? If they truly wished to understand the price of their conditional love?

THAT WAS A PROMISE.

Pro-tip: next time a dead child comes out of the blue to tell you to knock off your abusive behavior, don't antagonize them. Especially if they're the 'frightful brat' that's destiny bonded with a psychic Pok��mon and has access to empathic powers.

All that pain? That rejection? Those years of being treated as a dress-up doll for your entertainment?

IT'S YOURS NOW.

E N J O Y I T.