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snalsupremacy · 9 months

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2024 Events (So far!)

2022 list

2023 list

And once again, these are not all the events, just the ones I come across with :)

Mickey Mouse is now public domain baby

Tom Scott retires from weekly uploads

MatPat retires

Duolingo bad?!

Toby Fox drew Reigen and Sans for Valentine's day.. A bit early? Eh, maybe it's another country's VD. Also birdie and Spamtom were there

OFMD cancelled

SAG-AFRA signed contract to allow AI voices in video games

Haha! Tumbrl live to be GONE in jan 24th! yahoo!

King charles diagnosed with cancer (we dont know which one) and, wouldn't you know it, Trysha Paytas announces her second pregnancy

Nicki Minaj spirals after Megan Thee Stalion disses her in response to Nicki's constant & blatand shade for her...

Kristen Stewart causing mass gay panic with her roling stone magazine photoshoot

Vtuber agency Nijisanji under fire after mistreatment of employee almost cost their life

Nimona whole movie FREE on youtube!! with captions!!

Popular transwoman tumbrl user gets banned for posting transition pics, causing discussions of tumbrl CEO's incopetence and the porn ban targetting trans people more than actual porn

Nonbinary 16 year-old american teenager Nex Benedict dies a day after getting beat up by students in their school. While the autopsy claims the death isn't because of the injuries, they might be lying. There's also the possibility of suicide, which would still be linked with the bullying and transphobia they suffered. Rest in peace Nex Benedict.

ATLA live action not that good, but from what I hear could be worse!

Minecraft youtuber Wilboor Soot revealed to have abused his ex-gf Shelby, posts terrible "apology"

James somerton posts ANOTHER apology video and I kid you not it's called "A Measured Response" in reference to HBomb's series of the same name

Willy Wonka event is a total scam and it looks awful and there a new character called the unknown that is terrifing also the whole thing was made by a guy using AI

Legendary Mangaka Akira Toriyama passes away at 68, The amount of people in this world that'll miss him... It's over 8000! Rest in Peace Toriyama <3

Stardrew Valley major update

Nickelodion docu about how Dan Shneyder is a total creep and Spencer goated with the sauce

Red v Blue queerbait was acutally going to be canon?!

Tumbrl's april fool's joke this year was the ability to "boop" other users, fun!

guy from firefighter show confirmed bi, yay!

Ziraldo morre aos 91 anos ;-;

Solar eclipse yay yay yay!!

Iran attckas Israel (no bombs reach bc of israel's iron thingy i forgot the name)

Jojo siwa new song turns the internet over. Breaking news: child who grew up in the entertainment industry is a mal-adjusted adult?!?!

ICE ADOLESENCE CANCELLED I HOPE THE MAPPA EXECS GO BANKRUPT

Watcher moving from youtube to a inscription program which is a terrible idea in all ways

New Taylor Swift album. Public consensus: Mid-to-not-good. Swiftie consensus: MASTERPIECE OMG ITS PERFECT

Columbia college taken over by palestinian protests

THEY KILLED THE CW SNIPER

Dan and Phill girlies going insane bc one of them tweeted a orange heart?

May the 4th be with you!

Kendrick Lamar and Drake drama summary here

Eurovision commences

EUROPAPA DISQUALIFIED THE DREAM IS DEAD.

Welp, this year's Eurovision was a shitshow. Same time next year?

Nintendo to announce the new console "this fiscal year"

James Somerton fakes his death then uses an alt to post pics of his private parts TOT

SPN actors Ty olson and DJ qualls are engaged! Mazal Tov to them and to this gay ass fandom!!

(jjk soilers) the brain thing took over gojo's body LMAOOO

KABUSO THE DOGE DOG PASSED AWAY NOOOOOOOO TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT TOT

qsmp coming to an end thank G-d

#april: 3ds + wii u internet shut down (via @chaotixxx337)

[June]

I'm severely depressed and can't keep up with anything

that being said, congratulations Thailand for being the first SEA country to legalize Same-sex marriage!!

mario and luigi brothership announced (via @chaotixxx337 )

Gainax OVER ITS JOEVER HAHA GOODBYE EVANGELION THEYRE BANKRUPT

[July]

Artfight! yay!

Joost and Kaarija collab?!

Shelley Duvall dies at age 75 TOT

Streamer sketch outed for being previously a gay sex worker

Streamer Dr Disrespect is found out to have in-appropriately texted minors

Genshin back at it again by making entire regions based in places like south/central America and Africa and including everything except the melanin 😐😐can hoyoverse go bankrupt already

Trump association attempt (only hurts his ear)

Biden has covid

BIDEN STEPS DOWN FROM RE-ELECTION

DIZZY, VENOM, NEW CHARACTER, AND LUCY EDGERUNNERS IN GUILTY GEAR STRIVE

(jjk spoiler) nobara confirmed dead

VP Kamala Harris to run for president in US election

Oh uh, famous commentary youtuber Kody Ko definitely had sex with a minor and refuses to talk about it!

What the fuck is book of bill

UZUMAKI COMING SEPTEMBER 28 THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER OMG

Oh lord the Book of Bill is an ARG

Turns out they really are having technical difficulties. We've been staring at a picture of Soos for days over nothing.

Oh yeah the Olympics ar happening, go sports!

[August]

MY HERO ACADEMIA FINALLY ENDED. WE'RE FREEEEEE

Olympics going awesome, highlights is BRASIL MLEHOR PAIS DO MUNDO CAMPEÃO REBECA ANDRADE MINHE RAINHA also a guy who lost the poll jumping bc of his dick

Neil Gaimen, author of famous books like "Coraline" and "Good Omens" is revealed to have been a creepy dude towards young girls

new umbrella academy season is shit

MG announced a new album we are so back

BRAZILIAN MIKU IS LOVE BRAZILIAN MIKU IS LIFE

BRITANY MANSON NOT YOU TOO

[jjk spoiler] NOBARA KUGISAGI IS ALIVE FEMINISM IS BACK ON!!!!!!!!!

[September]

Minecraft movie trailer! Good news: Jack black. Bad news: Everything else💀

Nicokado Avocado revealed that he is actually skinny and all the videos were from 2 years ago, which is insane to say the least

Twitter no longer in Brazil. Good luck to Twitter without us there lmfao. We were the best part of that app anyway🙄

Splatoon 3 ended? i didn't even know a game could.. end? why? its so popular tho? i don't get it

Moo Deng the baby hippo

VOLTRON WILL BE TAKEN OFF NETFLIX RIP BOZO

meteor will orbit earth for about a week meaning we'll have a secondary mini-moon :D

babe wake up, Mozart just dropped (insert GTA6 joke here)

#snal posting #2024

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tolsunflowerboi · 2 years

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@madatobiweek2022 DAY 7 - Free Day/The Moment They Knew

It was nearly time.

Over 8000 years he’d waited, had watched civilizations rise and fall, stars be born and die. He’d watched the other Gods fade, wasting away as their belief slipped through their fingers like water, nothing but dust among the stars.

But soon it would be over, all his patience come to fruit.

Soon.

Tobirama had 3 rules when it came to investigating ancient temples:

Don’t bleed on anything

Don’t break anything

Don’t read anything even vaguely ritual sounding out loud

So would someone please like to explain to him why he was currently running for his life, while the room behind him was crashing down around their heads.

“IT DIDN’T LOOK THAT IMPORTANT!” His brother wailed as he ran only half a step behind him, “I’M SORRY TOBI!”

A hand curled round his elbow, pulling him out the way as a heavy ceiling tile hit where he’d been just seconds before.

“LESS CRYING MORE RUNNING ANIJA!”

There was a loud laugh behind him, Tobirama glancing back to spot Touka and Izuna dodging falling debris, while Mito scowled at her fleeing husband. Of course the adrenaline junkies would find this fun, not like they could be crushed to death at any moment or anything.

Turning his attention back in front of him, he spotted an opening along the far wall. They hadn’t gotten that far in their exploration yet, before Hashirama had managed to bring the roof down. He had no idea where it went, only that it branched off downwards, further into the temple. Between the prospect of maybe death and certain death, Tobirama knew what he’d choose. Veering off to the right, he dragged Hashirama with him, hearing the others follow quickly, amidst panting and curses.

Tumbling through the doorway, Touka yanked on Izuna’s shirt, pulling him in just as the last of the ceiling collapsed, blocking up the door and causing the hall to fill with dust.

Coughing hard, Tobirama groped for his headlight, switching it on and blinking quickly. Eyes watery, he moved further down the corridor, sweeping the light down the stairs. At the end, just visible in the beam of light, looked to be an archway to another room.

Turning back, he watched as Mito hit Hashirama in the chest. “What did you even do?” She glared at him as she asked, swiping back a lock of hair that had come loose out of her face.

The man’s eyes widened as his shoulders drooped, looking for all the world like a child caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

“I just tried to move one of the slabs, it was covering up an inscription. I didn’t think it would bring the whole room down!”

The man looked miserable, and rightly so. They didn’t even know if there was a secondary exit to this place, and it seemed that their only option was to go further down. Either they died of starvation and/or dehydration while down in what was the equivalent of the temple’s basement, or they got very very lucky and found a viable exit further in.

A loud clap drew their attention to Izuna, “Welp, are we going down into the possible murder hole or what?”

Hashirama let out an offended noise, “It is not a murder hole, this is a temple-”

“That Snow White over there,” Izuna tipped his head in Tobirama’s direction, “deciphered was to an unknown war god. Who knows how these people worshipped them. Konoha as a whole was only discovered 2 years ago, we barely know anything!”

He had to admit, and he hated to do it, but Izuna did have a point. The Konohian civilization was so new, but they’d already discovered more sites depicting fights and war than anything else. It was entirely possible that they took part in ritual sacrifices, there was plenty of evidence of other, comparably modern civilizations, doing so, like the Mayans and Aztecs.

A hand caught Izuna’s collar, cutting him off mid argument with the older man, “Muder hole or not, it’s the only way available. So let's stop arguing and get moving shall we?” Touka jerked her chin in the direction of the stairs, eyebrow raised, waiting until both men nodded at her before starting down.

“Well,” Mito stepped into place beside him, following behind the others, “let’s look on the bright side, at least it doesn’t seem booby-trapped like the last temple we found.”

A click sounded below them, all eyes snapping to Touka who was at the last step, foot pressing into an indentation on the stone floor.

Tobirama whirled around to Mito, a betrayed look on his face.

“Mito, why?”

After the worst 15 minutes of their lives, the five of them finally came to a stop in a large, circular room.

Flying arrows, pit traps, pressurised acid and an honest to god spike trap at the end of one of the hallways were just some of the things they had dealt with. That none of them were dead or grievously injured was a gods’ damned miracle.

Beside him, Izuna was bent over, hands on his knees as he gasped loudly. “T-Time out, let’s just-just take a breather for a sec, yeah?” There were groans of agreement from Mito and Touka while Tobirama nodded his head tiredly. Even Hashirama was winded, breathing deeply as they took the chance to look around the room.

It was largely bare, with a smaller circular divot connecting the three, wide stone pillars holding up the ceiling. Etchings on the walls looked similar to the one they’d seen earlier, with a repeating mural appearing every two or so feet between them.

It was round, with an inner circle about half way from the centre point. Connecting to the inner circle were what looked like three outward facing commas, all an equal distance from one another.

Mito pressed her hand to one, rubbing her fingers together once she pulled them away, causing red dust to fall from her hand.

“They must have used a red pigment, none of the other stone has coloured dust like this.”

Tobirama hummed in acknowledgment, but most of his attention was taken by the large stone statue on the opposite side of the room.

It appeared to be male, and dressed in some kind of plate armour. Spiked, carved hair fell over one half of its face, while the other showed its eye, carved with the same pattern as the murals on the wall.

A metal basin sat at the statue's feet, likely copper given its colouring, that caught Tobirama’s attention. It was the first piece of metalwork they’d found so far, the rest of the temple seemingly made only from stone.

“So is this the mysterious god then? It definitely looks like a war god.”

Touka was right, the stone sword at the statue's hip, and what looked like an old fashioned gunbai on its back, made the statue’s depiction look dangerous.

“Looks like, I wonder what the bowl was for,” Izuna wandered closer to the copper basin, peering inside.He could hear Mito and Hashirama muttering about the inscriptions behind them “Maybe it’s a place for offerings?”

Tobirama was thinking the same thing, “Possibly.” He reached out with a hand, running it over the edge of the bowl only to jerk back with a curse, shoving his thumb into his mouth as a bead of blood ran down the side of the bowl and pooled at the bottom.

“Fuck”

The God's anticipation rose as he watched the mortals make their way through his temple. This was it. This was what he’d been waiting for. He monitored their progress, confidence growing as they spotted the doorway in the main room of the temple, descending further down after the entrance collapsed.

He helped them slightly as they triggered the waiting protections; just a drop of power, they were only mortal now after all. He didn’t want them to die. The God also couldn’t help but preen as they admired his statue, pleased at their attention to detail.

Despite that, he stilled as they approached him, watching eagerly as The Other reached out to touch him. He saw the blood drip down, feeling his power rise and swell at the offering and grabbed onto it. It was time.

He was free.

“Fuck”

Tobirama watched with despair as his blood hit the bottom of the bowl. Rule 1. RULE 1! It was his first rule and like an idiot he’d gone and broken it.

The blood started to hiss and steam in the bowl, jumping around from an invisible heat as three of them backpedalled away. The droplet rose in the air, rippling as it hovered over the bowl. Tobirama felt a hand grip his shoulder, Hashirama and Mito having made their way over to the rest of them as they stood back by the entrance.

As they watched, the blood droplet zoomed forward before suddenly stopping. It dropped from the air and hit the circular divot in the floor, rolling and expanding as it did until it filled it, connecting the three pillars in a circle of blood.

“Oh no,” Understatement of the century Tobirama thought, but Hashirama wasn’t finished yet, “this altar isn’t for worship, it’s for summoning.”

And summoning something it was.

Light began to pool between the pillars, growing brighter and brighter each second. Banging echoed around them like the pounding of drums, the scent of smoke and iron heavy in the air. The room got hotter as they staggered under the oppressive weight and heat of the air, eyes squeezed shut to ward off the blinding, pulsating light in front of them.

The pressure increased, stealing their breath and making their heads ring with pain, until everything simply, stopped. They felt their ears pop at the sudden silence, eyelids gone dark at the sudden lack of shining light.

Cautiously, Tobirama opened his eyes, needing to see just how big of a fuck up they’d made. Lifting his gaze, he jolted as he met bright, red eyes with spinning black tomes staring straight at him. A hand reached out, calloused and rough as it cupped his face, thumb brushing over his cheekbone just under his own red eyes.

“Hello Love. We’re finally together again.” The being’s lips pulled back, revealing sharp, white teeth. It should have terrified him, but nothing in Tobirama felt fear for the man. “I won’t let them separate us again, Love. Any of us.”

Tobirama felt the others shift behind him, pressing against his back in support as he stared at the being’s, at the God’s, face.

“Madara,” the name tumbled out of his mouth, strange and unknown and yet somehow Tobirama knew that was the God’s name. Somehow it made the God smile even wider, leaning in so it’s breath fanned over his face.

“Yes, I am. You don’t remember yet, but don’t worry. I’ll help you remember.” His lips pressed against his own, light and chaste, then gone as quick as they came. He pulled back, sweeping his gaze over the five of them, huddled on the ground like children. “All of you. And then we’ll take back our rightful place among the stars.”

#madatobiweek2022 #tobirama x madara #Uchiha Madara #senju tobirama #mito uzumaki #senju hashirama #senju touka #uchiha izuna #Free day #gods and mortals #ao3 #imma sleep for a week now

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