#[ shitposting ]

[secret-person]

Changing negative language to positive language:

"I keep neglecting my mental health" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

"I'm scared of being a burden to my friends" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

"I miss my home" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

"I am highly dismissive of my own problems and harm myself and those close to me because of it" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

"I should ask out my crush" to "I'm just like SIffrin"

"Fuck, I'm stuck in a time loop" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

"I'm an idiot and am incapable of accomplishing even the most basic of instructions or task. I am worthless" to "I'm just like Siffrin"

[skippyisntfunny]

[st-just]

reddit post off to a great start

[madame-helen]

[dragon-reblogs-and-rambles]

"yeah fuck you animators"

[spirk-trek]

tmp needed a scene where chekov is mad at spock for leaving them and spock has to console him like a child of divorce. i think that would have cured me

[violent138]

The Batfamily concocts a situation where they need to enter Witness Protection to root out some corruption and the agents get a dossier and two day long briefing on how notoriously terrible this family is and how they are going to break the rules and minimization is key.

The agents get a betting pool ready on who's gonna be the biggest troublemaker and threat to the new identities and only Carl from the archives who bet blindly got it right. It was the butler.

[mspaintbladie]

apples

[rafayelbiter]

evil gang 😈 yes i can finally tell them apart

[awellboiledicicle]

I need more highly qualified perverts to get into Palia so I can pose the question "what's the dental care scene like?" Or "Do you think midwifery is a separate thing from doctoring? Is surgery? Would Chayne have scalpels" and get a two page minimum response where someone sat up straight and said "my time has come".

Every fandom needs an array of highly specific perverts.

And like. Sexual perverts because I've seen staggeringly little smut. Which is baffling for a variety of reasons. Make your blorbo fuck nasty, folks. Live a little. Its okay.

Give Jina objectum for artifacts. Make Sifuu decide she needs to lean into how horny her book was and she needs more research. Write Nai'o and Kenyatta fucking in the stables bc that's 1000% what they're up to. Write Reth jacking off to the player bc he doesnt have time to get frisky but he has a few mins to rub one out. Write Barduu and Delilah where he's worshipping her body and making bad puns. Write Hassain jerking off to the player and getting mad at himself bc he let his little crush get this far before they've shown interest. Ainar.

Theres possibility here people!

[blairelythere]

please comically large acme anvil

save me comically large acme anvil

[bootleg-nessie]

how are all your posts a hit?

[skippyisntfunny]

Venice rule

[nocturnowlette]

sorry i know this isn't my normal sort of thing but this popped into my head and its so funny to me

[madame-helen]

[alannah-corvaine]

when i come up with lore-compliant headcanons