#[ samson is just.. this post]

[p-ogman]

Bro you do not have to nyah ^w^ everytime u see ur bodyguard

[inkskinned]

being single in your late 20s & 30s is so fucking wild bc on one hand it's fun and flirty and you skip a lot of the bullshit because you know what you're looking for and you know how to spot a red flag from a mile away and you've learned to set boundaries and communicate your own and be upfront about your needs and most of the time they've learned it too - and if they haven't, you can tell after the second date that they haven't been to therapy

and every time you feel lonely and dried up and an ugly husk there's a whole community of other single people out there who are just as unhinged and want to hang out with you because they just need a plus-one like you do and you get introduced to like. people in their 60's and 70's and 80's who are all like - nope, single life is my choice and i love it and you feel warm and seen and like okay, it's not the end of the world if i'm not seeing anybody. and yeah it's hard and sometimes exhausting but part of getting better is that you do make like so many friends and do so much wild shit because you made a promise to yourself that you'll actually get out there and try shit and actually work on your hobbies and skills and friendships because to be honest in relationships you wouldn't push yourself this hard and it's actually been super rewarding because it came from you and from what you wanted

and yes of course the apps such and dating in general can suck but after one of the bad dates you go back to your apartment and call up those friends you made and make jokes about what the other person said and it rolls right off your back and you have plans for self-care in the morning. you prioritize yourself and your happiness and you really actually don't mind it, a lot of the time, unless it's like at a wedding and they're doing one of those couples-related things. most of the time it's not even a problem except when you can tell people pity you for it and you're like - i'm actually fine, babe, even without a partner i am still, like a person and yes of course it would be nice to have a partner but you have established yourself as a person and as an adult in a way that feels really hard-won and well-earned and you're protective of that and of the life you're living and honestly you're pretty happy, all things considered

and at the same time you do have to tell your father that you are single on purpose right now and that, yes, believe it or not, they're letting women be single past the age of 30 these days without burning us at the stake (can you imagine!) and you have to kind of sit pretty while people make jokes about how you're losing your marriageability and you're like, a little too old for the bars and the clubs and whatever but you do still want to go out dancing and it's like. the other day you went to a board game party and had the time of your life and then your mom calls you and says she's worried because what if you never find the one, shouldn't you be spending more time looking? and you're like - trying to balance this place where you're actually, like, perfectly okay? except you hear this thing over and over and over - oh no. that's so sad. i hope you find your lover. and you weren't really upset about it until someone suggested that you're running out of time and until someone said that it's so miserable that you live without someone to kiss and you're like why can't anyone believe that i'm genuinely happy. like. joy. like. bliss.

and then they look at you and they look at their partner and the look passes between them that says - poor thing. you're just lying to yourself about this.

[webbythreads]

they get looks at the grocery store... can't help being a celebrity!

comment any suggestions for what venture bros characters I should draw next!

[foxtrot-broadcasts]

TBOI 4Koma #1

[gayvbros]

STOP DEAN IS SO CUTE IN THIS VIDEO!! also if anyone can tell what deans vest says?

also hunter!!!!!

also i cant tell if i’m right in thinking “no way this is hank” or if i’m just looking 2 into it!! i hope to see other peoples theories!

[flamboyant-king]

Ya know despite them tryna kill each other, they're really good friends, especially when they've been drinking.

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

Written by Russ Ballard

[pathfinderswiftpen]

Being able to read stuff (for fun!) that you used to read for undergrad before dropping out (yay trauma) and make annotations and summaries like you couldn't manage to do during undergrad is sooooo gratifying

[bright-side-of-the-moon]

everyone say hi to samson

made a batch of skeleton biscuits and a few dino ones with the left over dough.

this is a samson appreciation post. appreciate him pls

[icannotweave]

y’all…sometimes i remember that interview with vico and samson where one of them said that jim and oluwande “have a look for eachother’s safety”????? and they expected me to be normal about these two? that’s fucking love. that’s romance. they’re best friends, y’all. 😩😭🥹

[ninawolv3rina]

Oh shit that’s a really fucked up cat. Oh fuck he saw us, he’s looking this way.

(OC: Zaiah, He/Him)

[kyoobot]

Some selected Samsons 

[daydreamerdrew]

The Incredible Hulk (1968) #279

now that is just not what happened here. obviously Bruce’s life has sucked, but the Hulk is primarily the one that has actually had to deal with being “harried, hunted and hounded,” he is the one that has been living in a state of immense stress because he’s always either on the run from fights, being attacked because it was assumed he was going to start a fight, or starting a fight himself either because he’s paranoid from all his traumatic experiences or is lashing out because he’s overwhelmed by his senses, because he is significantly mentally disabled. and him supposedly being killed/Bruce being cured of his existence is taken as Bruce triumphing over his disability, because the Hulk is too inconvenient for it to be imagined that there is a good outcome where he still exists. inconvenient for everyone else, at least, the Hulk actually wanted to find a way to live peacefully

[james-fun-in-the-sunderland]

yo whos samson. Im curious

this guy 👇 my motw ttrpg oc

used to be a software developer and a normal guy with a wife and kid but then they got possessed/replaced with a monster so he killed them and ran off. Now he tries to avoid any mention or memory of the event of killing them and instead spends his time on reddit, 4chan, mmos, fixing up his computers, adding to his battlestation, sitting out in the louisiana sun, wishing he had a dog, working at a nearby gas station, having gay thoughts, etc etc.

more detailed info will eventually b on my toyhouse, but his artfight page is probably the most in depth rn

[hanzajesthanza]

instances of dismal futuristic foresight... or perhaps commentary by the author, hem, hem...

[mnfrostofficial]

thinking again about how they're renaming the whitecaps for what we can only assume are petty reasons. ? like what is the point. we LOVED that team and you killed them. and we don't even get to know who you're replacing them with.