#[ okay now i sneep. ]

[spiderwarden]

Karlach's forked tongue and double fanged teeth. That is all.

[blitzisms]

anyway prolly gonna wind down now and actually try and manage SOMEWHAT of a sleep schedule lmao

[sinhasfluffyheadfur]

just finished this eng sub of a jpop mv I absolutely adore and I’m so proud of myself shxnnsbcbbsncnsjjc hehehhehe

[radioiaci]

OKAY THAT WAS almost all my replies I go sneep now nini

[blitheringmcgonagall]

You know what's absurd? I've seen people, a lot of them!, criticize Lily for breaking up that friendship. I try to be neutral about Snape and his fandom but it's hard.

I honestly don’t try to be neutral as you’ll know if you’ve read my fics 😬🤣! I’ve seen people criticise Lily for ending her friendship with Sneep too and I’m utterly baffled…

Like… what even… (lost for words)

I don’t even know where to start without offending anyone unintentionally but it’s like a person, a girl, from an oppressed minority being friends with a guy - this guy’s mum is also from this oppressed minority but his dad isn’t. And he can pass as not being from this group at all. He’s “best friends” with this girl.

But bro starts hanging out with dudes who are well known for being blatantly (insert racist/antisemitic/homophobic/transphobic/whatever bigoted/fascist group you want). These mates - everyone, literally the entire school - knows these guys are bad news/dangerous/vicious and everyone is aware they are planning on joining a right wing violent group bent on targeting the girl’s oppressed minority- by targeting I mean there’s a war on (which I forgot to mention) and this group is involved in terrorising/torturing and killing the girl’s minority.

At this stage you’re wondering why TF this girl is still friends with the guy, right? Yeah… well, he doesn’t act like that in front of her, girl refuses to believe the gossip (correct) about him - due to misplaced loyalty Bla Bla etc…

AnYwAy… girl sees posh knobs being cruel to bigoted fascist friend. Feeling (weirdly) sorry for him, she gives out hell to the two stupid pathetic arses who are bullying him. The posh knob who fancies her but isn’t a fascist wannabe killer guy rolls his eyes at her (girl, what?) and agrees to stop because he likes her.

This upsets fascist dude greatly because it, eh… upsets his masculinity/ fragile ego, so he reacts by lashing out against the reportedly (unrequited) love of his life. As you do, apparently…

So he calls her a nasty slur. Which tbh he’s been calling other members of her minority all the time, outside of her earshot, which is why it so easily “slips out” when emotions are high. Yeah. I know. She reacts as well as anyone could, and is a bit mean back to him. Shocker.

AnYwAy…

Fascist dude tries to apologise afterwards. “It’s okay, I know I say that about everyone else but not you, gurl, you’re different- I’m not bigoted, I’m friends with you, right?”

“No can do, bro,” she says. “ you’ve just revealed your true feelings for me. I’m an exception to the rule, you feel you own me and I’m yours and as long as I don’t step out of line that’s fine but you think I should consider myself lucky that you’re my friend despite my lesser background.”

And she’s finally faced with the real Sneep, the side he tries to hide from her, and decides “bro, I’ve made countless excuses for you over the years, but enough is enough, I can’t remain friends with you. It’s over.”

Now, apparently, according to some people, calling her a slur like that isn’t that bad, because people who are upset and humiliated sometimes say mean and hurtful stuff they don’t mean.

Eh, bollocks. If I am angry with my lesbian family member, the idea of calling her a homophobic slur has never entered my head. Not even remotely. I’ve been very upset with my friend who is from Sudan, has the idea of calling them a racist slur ever entered my head? Nope. Are you joking?

But you see, Sneep did have these thoughts about muggleborns, all the time. He not only thinks this but says it to people all the time.

Not only that, but one of his lovely friends attacked one of Lily’s classmates Mary McDonald with dark magic (Mulciber) and he thinks that’s fine, tries to minimise it saying it was a laugh. Hilarious.

So - as he admits himself - it just sort of slipped out, when his emotions were heightened and he wasn’t thinking straight and being careful hiding that side of himself from her. And the fact he says it as a reaction to feeling humiliated is a bad sign, a sign that he is misogynistic - even if JKR didn’t intend to write him that way, (makes sense if you’ve read my post on incels).

James Potter: "You're lucky Evans was here, Snivellus -"Severus Snape: "I don't need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!"

Severus Snape: "I never meant to call you Mudblood, it just -"

Lily Evans: "Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends... you've chosen your way, I've chosen mine."

Lily Evans: “You call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?”

THE FACT IS THAT PEOPLE HATING ON LILY FOR ENDING HER FRIENDSHIP WITH SNAPE IS ALL BASED ON MISOGYNY.

For a really good article on this:

[ijwrff]

Hi if you're taking requests may I request a Yandere Henrik x reader where they're his new nurse and he becomes really obsessed with them

It ended up being longer than anticipated XD I know little to nothing about nursing and the medical practice in general, aside from my own experiences, so a whole friggin lot of this will probably be wrong. But thank you for requesting ^~^ yanderes be out here doing the worst. And we are all (me included) for some reason here for it.

@thattiredanimator1t0mblr @viciouslyyearning @serenitydusk

Word Count: 1,461

Becoming a nurse was something you always wanted to do. And you dreamed of being able to travel further from your little town, but you had to start small! There were a couple hospitals in your town, but one was bigger and dealt with more surgical procedures than the other. Being a surgical nurse seemed terrifying, but being able to start as an assistant rather than the full surgical nurse title couldn’t be so bad, right? You’ll have to go through more training, but it’ll give you time to get used to it! 

You were sure there were many applicants, but you were on the list to interview with the hiring manager, and then the head doctor in the larger establishment! It was equal parts exciting…and terrifying. You smoothed out your outfit, and went through the interview without a problem! You had amazing grades in school, and the hiring manager seemed a little apathetic. Hopefully not everyone here would be…and that fear was extinguished when you met the head doctor during the next part of the interview process. 

Dr. Schneeplestein was charismatic. Tired, but seemed warm hearted underneath that. He seemed to like you too, and within the week, you were hired! Those days waiting for a call were agonizing, but worth it in the end. You were over the moon, and already had scrubs and everything picked out! You even made sure to arrive a good few minutes early. Can’t be running late on your first day. 

When you watched surgeries, there were always at least three other nurses in the room. They talked to you quietly to inform you on the process, knowing you hadn’t been a surgical nurse before. It was nerve-wracking at first but over time you got used to it. The tools, the terms, and feelings all surrounding a surgery that you’d only read in your books now make more sense being exposed to them before having to actually use them. 

You didn’t see Dr. Sneep as he insisted on being called, much outside of shadowing him. If only you knew…how he’d been shadowing you too. But in a much, much different way. He turned down nearly every other applicant, once he had seen your excitement when it came to the job. You were new, and barely knew how things worked in an actual hospital. So when he said you’d be his only nurse in one of the following procedures, you simply took it as his way of saying you were ready for the job. Sink or swim. 

He was giving you a chance, and you weren’t one to mess it up! Even if you were pretty nervous about it, you chalked it up to being the first surgery nerves. It…couldn’t be too bad. You might mess up the surgery…but Dr. Schneep would be there. It would be okay! He wasn’t the head doctor for no reason, after all. If you were going to make a mistake, he would be there to correct it. Help you learn to be a better nurse!

The room was well lit, and after washing your hands thoroughly you had made your way into the operating room. He was waiting there, and had a patient on the table. It seemed like he was ready to begin the procedure, and you approached to figure out what kind of surgery it would be. 

He smiled behind his mask, which you could still see through the way his eyes and cheeks raised. “Hello, are you ready to begin? This one should be simple, a knee replacement. All the tools we need are laid out already, and the patient is sedated.” He pointed to his side, and said thoughtfully “It’ll be okay. The surgery will work out according to plan.” 

From there, it was mostly quiet. A few commands from him, but overall it didn’t seem as stressful as you expected it to be. Though you were so focused, you jumped a couple times when he spoke after several moments of silence. It got easier though, and it helped you weren’t doing too much of anything. He did still let you take the lead on some parts, but other than that he did most of the work. 

At the final stitch you did, it was over! You let out a sigh of relief, and smiled at him through your mask. “We did it! My first surgery…it went a lot better than I anticipated.” A couple small laughs and you looked over to him. But he wasn’t laughing. Just staring at you with the calculating eyes you’d seen all of the surgery. 

“Oh no, we’re not finished yet. No one’s here, no cameras or observation rooms.” He gestured to the person laying on the table, “I’d like to ask you something before we went back into the craziness.” He set his tools down, and faced you fully. “How long do you intend to stay with this hospital? I know in your interview, you mentioned potentially expanding.” His tone wasn’t warm, but you chalked it up to the stress of surgery. 

“Well…” It was odd he was asking you now, but didn’t think too much of it. It was…weird that a surgical room would have no cameras. Isn’t that a violation of some kind? It’s weird, but probably not unheard of. “I was hoping to get a transfer after working here for a good few months or so! I’ve been wanting to look in bigger cities for a while now.” You smiled and he smiled too, but his eyes were darker. Maybe the exhaustion really was getting to him. 

“Could I persuade you to stay?” His tone lacked any indicators on what he was feeling. It wasn’t happy, stressed, relieved or any of it. Just a straightforward emotionless question. “You’ll be an asset to this team. You show real promise. You’ve always wanted to be a nurse, and this could be your place to do it.” 

“Oh no, I’m not saying I don’t want to work here, but a bigger city is more ideal for me! I’d like to live closer to everything.” You laughed a couple times, and looked at your watch but he put your hand back down before you could even get a glance of the time. “Uh…Dr. Schneep? Something wrong?” His gaze wasn’t quite…a glare. But it definitely wasn’t anything positive. 

You stood in silence a good few seconds, when he sighed and dropped his gaze down to the medical tools. “Such a shame. Wanting to leave when the two of us were finally getting close.” He moved his mask down and you were met with a cold scowl. “I wonder what the medical field will think of you, if you ripped all these stitches open as you were placing the scalpel.” He chuckled, with his look still dark. “No one would ever hire you in the medical field again.” 

“Dr. Schneep? What…do you mean?” His aura had grown darker, much different than his usual composed expressions. “You’re not making any sense…” You hoped it was some kind of joke, but everything about it seemed too real. It was a serious threat. If he told the hospital about this you wouldn’t get to live out your dream! 

He tilted his head slightly and replied “I mean you’re not leaving the hospital, or me. I could also tell any amount of story to remove you from the medical field. Where would you go then, hm? What would you do?” He took a step closer, and you took a step back. “Go back to school? Find a new passion?” He had walked you into a corner, literally and figuratively. 

Dr. Schneep raised a brow, waiting for your response. You couldn’t get a word out, the only sound you made being the near silent sound of your tears hitting the hard tile floor. It gave him all the answers he needed. You wouldn’t leave, you cared about your job too much. But what could make a man like him just…snap. He had always been so kind to you, what changed? 

“You’re going to be my head nurse from now on. If you so much as said a word about this…”agreement” then you’ll be out of a job, living in that studio apartment of yours all alone with no way to pay rent.” 

“How…do you know what kind of apartment I live in?” He was insane! Completely delusional! You were backed into a corner by a madman. He had lost his mind, and completely changed your view of him forever. You just wish others would see him that way…maybe then you could escape him. But for now, his words will be ingrained in you for the rest of your days. 

“Because I love you, of course.” 

[musekicker]

It's not much really, but a fun little Ella and @whack-patty oc, Sneep Snorp interaction.

Another day at the New Moon theater. Sneep Snorp had arrived early enough that not everyone was here yet. He knew someone was here though as the front door was unlocked. Granted, someone could had always broken in and left the door unlocked after-

Oh, that would be a interesting detail he could put in a future book. For now, he was fairly certain there was no break in and murder going on. He was heading towards Buster's office when a sudden movement dropped inches in front of him, nearly even hitting his beak.

He was not proud of the squawk he let out at the movement. Thankfully he stopped in time to avoid walking right into the object, dropping his notebook and pen from the sudden stop. Now that the bird was still as well as the object, he could focus on what he was looking at.

It was a puppet of himself in front of him. The coloring of the puppet felt was uncannily close to his own feather coloring. The clothes looked very close to something he had worn in the past in the theater, though not quite exact. One could tell the clothes were handmade puppet clothes. 

The beak was long, maybe a bit too long Sneep Snorp thought to himself. And the eyes were big. He was pretty sure the eyes were made of halves of table tennis balls.

Now looking up he saw the puppeteer behind the puppet.

"Hello there, Ella. When did you make this?" Sneep Snorp asked Ella.

Sneep Snorp even now wasn't quite sure what to make of Ella. She was nice enough, though clearly came with her own brand of mischief. Very talented in her art of puppetry and making the puppets.

There were however also the warnings the crew gave him about her time to time. Mainly in the vein of don't try to start a fight with Ella, ever. And often the words "I'm glad she's on our side" had been uttered when talking about Ella.

And he wasn't sure where he stood with the female koala. She hadn't ignored him and was nice to him. But since their meeting it seemed like she was in her own little world. Sneep Snorp did know a creative haze when he saw it. So he had though that the explanation. Now seeing the puppet of himself, it was clear that was the case.

"I've been working on it on and off since you showed up." Ella said. "Obviously the actual show puppets came first. But yeah, finished this last night. What do you think?"

Sneep Snorp looked at the puppet again.

"It's looks pretty much on the mark." Sneep Snorp said. "But...my eyes aren't that big are they?" 

Before Ella could answer, Buster arrived from his office.

"I heard yelling, what- oh Sneep Snorp you're here! And I see you met Ella's newest puppet." Buster said.

"You knew about this?" Sneep Snorp asked.

"Only since this morning when Ella showed me." Buster said.

Ella was copying Sneep Snorp's current standing stance with the puppet. Buster tried not to make his smile too easy to spot but it was hard. And when Sneep Snorp turned to face the puppet again the puppet seemed inert, hanging from it's strings

"Can you tell me something, my eyes aren't that big right?" Sneep Snorp asked.

"Well, had to bring out the big ol eyes." Ella said.

Sneep Snorp wasn't sure he liked that. And he was about to let Ella know that when the puppet's head jerked up and was just about right in Sneep Snorp's face. The Sneep Snorp puppet was leaning in a bit too close for Sneep Snorp's liking. And with how the head of he puppet tilted just in just the right way Sneep Snorp would do himself when really looking at something, he was more then a little creeped out.

"I think I've seen enough." Sneep Snorp said in a small voice.

"Okay, okay, backing off." Ella said, pulling the puppet back.

She glanced down to the puppet.

"Don't worry Sneep Snorp the second, I still care about you." she told the puppet.

"I think she has far too much power." Sneep Snorp said to Buster.

"That's our Ella. A force of nature." Buster said.

Ella grinned at that, making the Sneep Snorp puppet nod in agreement.

[papyrusmailbox]

*(The letter seems to be taped shut...Opening the letter grants you a message.)

"shnorple sneep,

hello cool skeleton! endo has some candy from the void and it wanted to give you some, so here ya go

endo the discarded vessel"

"spaghetti ✓"

*(Multiple pieces of candy are inside of a little box. It's probably best to stuff it in the fridge for now...)

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WELL, HELLO ENDO!

I AM VERY COOL INDEED, AND THANK YOU FOR THE CANDY! I WILL UM KEEP IT SAFE!!

SO YOU LIKE SPAGHETTI?? OKAY, HERE YOU GO !:

- PAPYRUS

[strawberista]

{Okay, everyone, that's gonna be it for me for the night. Imma hit the sack and try to remember a single thing I wanted to say about any of my muses for tomorrow.}

{I have this general very pent-up energy to write with them because I miss them so much and love them so much and I want to develop them all more and more but my head is so empty. Idk, I need to write stories about them or something. Try something to get them off the ground again.}

{oof. Tomorrow. For now, I sneep. .꒰ϱ﹏-๑꒱‧*Zz｡}

[pitchdarkhook]

[ Okay! There was some writing today at least! <3 I will now go to sneep as it is 7am ( help me ), I'll attempt to send out the asks for the inbox call tomorrow instead fjnjfjfkn have a good time everyone! ]

[pyreshe]

okay and now i sneep

[bibliophilea]

Okay okay this has gotten way out of hand. We have strayed far from the truth, and are in the vast and endless cornfields of fiendish lies.

But it’s okay! I’m at the wheel, now! And I am steering this conversation towards that bright star on the horizon, which works to encroach on these terrible cornfields as we approach. I am taking all four of us to Truth Town!

Here are the facts, as I know them:

@lexosaurus, while Laz was awake, made the sweetest flower crown for me, with very pretty rainbow flowers

I, in turn, was making a nice little flower crown for @lexiepiper - nowhere near as nice as the one Lexx made for me, because I don’t have those mad skillz - but it was still pretty neat and colorful!

Lexie was not making a flower crown. She had a partial crown and a bunch of flowers in her lap, but her head was bowed forward over her work, and I heard slight snuffles coming from her. Later, I would realize that she was snoring.

@kinglazrus, ever a responsible leader, decided to go to bed. It was, at the time, a wise decision.

The moment Laz was asleep, Lexx, ever the agent of chaos, flipped the table full of flowers and flower crowns and called for a coup.

This startled Lexie awake with a cut-off snore. Fandom elder that she is, she was very confused at this turn of events.

I, unfortunately, was not confused - for chaos is very much in Lexx’s nature. I figured that this, too, would pass, and I focused on the issue at hand: Lexie choosing such an uncomfortable position to be in when she’s falling asleep.

I encouraged her to go to bed - but, stubborn fandom elder that she is, she insisted that she was fine, and could mediate Lexx’s chaos. Alas, I did not have the heart to tell Lexie that any attempt at mediation was folly - for Lexx is chaos, and chaos cannot be mediated.

As I continued to try to get Lexie to go bed go sneep ❤️, Laz burst into the room, cape billowing in a wind she generated herself because she’s just that cool. I could not carry a fan, for I had a flower crown in one hand, and Lexie collapsing with exhaustion as she tried to mediate in the other arm.

Laz did indeed banish Lexx from Invisobang, as Lexx is chaos, and chaos cannot be contained by a mere server. Lexx, in this moment, needed space beyond Invisobang for enrichment. Also, we needed to pick up the table she’d flipped and sort out the flowers and flower crowns.

Laz also gave Lexx a way back in, once her chaotic needs outside the server were satisfied. East Coast winters are chaotic, and Lexx needed the enrichment of pure chaos.

Once Lexx was back, and the flower crowns were put neatly on everyone’s heads, Laz went back to sleep, and Lexie stubbornly did not follow suit.

Lexx, chaotic nature for now satisfied, saw my predicament, and tried to help me convince Lexie to go bed go sneep.

Lexie, stubborn as any elder, refused to go bed go sneep until much later than she ought to have - for, as she herself claims, she could only get 4.5 hours of sneep.

For shame, Lexie. For shame.

I’m glad you got some sneep, tho! ❤️

And that, my friends, is the story we find at Truth Town. Last stop, everybody off, and please ignore the corn on your way out!

The Invisobang server is 99% authors finally being able to talk about their fics and 1% me kicking @lexosaurus in the first five minutes

[courtclover]

i’m gonna need everybody to rebagle reju’s ghostbuster meme starters post so i can send in the “No kiss...?” 🥺👉👈 from clover and summer because that’s them lmfao 

[copiesofme-archive]

    OH! and on the subject of Ashley Stubbs. I gotta say that the big sister vibes are in fact real, (thank you @galifuckinleo​​ for putting it perfectly to a term.), and I’m living for two things.

     Dolores’s utter disappointment in Bernard when she hears that he reprogrammed him to fight for him. Bernard? Is likely going to get an ear beating for this.

     Dolores noting that Stubbs is hurt, and doesn’t go after his hurt shoulder.

     Dolores, really isn’t fighting to hurt him seriously. She’s literally just trying to get him out of the way, see how casual she’s kind of moving? and remember here, the speed at which she does move when she is out for blood. See that difference? YEAH.

     Also, big sister beating on lil bro for lil bro getting in the way and being a little shit, isn’t out of the norm, so have that.. 

[hoodedmenace]

★

[windwent]

@twilighttwin replied to your post ““Oh, yeah. Time’s a thing. October already, huh?” “Dang, what IS my...”

"Costume?

“Oh, y’know. Halloween? You dress up as monsters and heroes and pirates and other cool stuff and get a bunch of candy.”

And then, softly to himself: “Oh, yeah, pirate sounds really cool!”