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cheriemariii · 3 months ago

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Hi I'm bored. I'm gonna rank sihjr couples by how much of a problem it would be if their relationship became public so I won't be bored

(leaving aside everyday homophobia and such bc that goes more or less the same for all of these :c)

9: Egoist: I know they love to make a huge deal out of their relationship, but I just don't think it'd be that big of a deal xd I mean, they are both grown, functional adults (ok there is an age gap but it's literally 4 years jdhdhdhdhs maybe when they started dating it wouldve been something but right now??? nah) and their jobs have nothing to do with each other, so they are the most average gay couple ever.

As for family... Nowaki doesn't have one to worry about (😔). And idrk how is Hiroki's father but, from as far as I can remember, I think his mother would have no issue with it, so I could see Nowaki winning over his parents in law very easily <333

8: Domestica: canonically none of them really give a shit about their relationship going public, so there's that :D It's like both of them feel more guilty about the other's parents than their own jdhshsh Hatori has stated he is not particularly worried about his parents finding out, so I don't think theyd be the kind of person to give him war over it. And Chiakis mom just wants Hatori as her son in law xd and, whether she thought Chiaki was being serious or not, she seemed really enthusiastic with the idea of her son marrying him, so she is obviously more than ok with it. I can even imagine both of their families bonding even more, and getting together for the holidays and participating in a wedding and aaaaaaaaaaaaa

If anything, I think the problem would come if it went public that Chiharu Yoshikawa is a man dating another man. But since Chiaki's demographic is mostly teenage girls, I don't really see it become THAT huge; Yoshikawa's image is so obscure it'd be relevant for like a week, he would maybe lose some fans, maybe win some others, and then everyone would forget about it (?) Not to mention, out of the three couples in which this could be a problem, this is the one where it's less likely bc Yoshikawa is not a public figure, so it'd be a reach for people to find out.

7: Er○tica: Since it is not exactly a secret that Kisa is gay (I don't remember if his parents know, but at the very least I know his brother does), and Yukina seems to come from a very supportive environment, I don't really think being gay would give them much of an issue.

I think the problem would come from their age gap. Maybe Kisa's family would see it as another fling or whatever, but I can see Yukina's worry (validly so...) that Kisa might not have good intentions, or that Yukina might not be ready for a relationship like that. But even then I don't see them making it huge... I feel it'd be just a matter of time for them to see that Kisa is a good person, that Yukina knows what he is doing, and that more than anything they love each other and make each other happy, and then they will accept it :)

6: Mistake: I don't exactly know how to feel on this one, bc on one hand I can see Isaka's parents making a huge deal bc howww is he gonna give them a heir omggggg who's gonna take over the company now???? the bloodline will dieeeee noooooo... And on the other, they both appreciate Asahina so very much, I think they'd be ok with in the end???? And Asahinas parents seem very chill too, and both families like each other, so 🤷‍♀️

Business-wise this would have absolutely no repercussions I think. I know most of Isaka's business partners must be old, maybe not very progressive men... But Isaka makes money, a lot of it; and maybe if we were in the 50s, him being gay would be a big deal, but it's the year of the lord 2000-whatever, obviously they are not gonna lose someone as valuable as Isaka over something like that. I can see a couple of terribly awkward jokes being thrown Isaka's way tho :/ (BUT it's Isaka, ofc he can handle it).

ALSO, there is the whole secretary-fucking-his-boss thing... However, one, Isaka would absolutely not allow it being used against Asahina in any way (and he kinda has the power to do something about it...), and two, they have their childhood friendship and their time working as editors to back up their bond, so in the end no one can really accuse Asahina of anything :)

5: Sentiment: I know absolutely nothing about their families, so I can't say anything on that regard xd The main thing here would obviously be the public's reaction to Ijuuin being gay, but I don't really think it would be that bad??? Similarly to Chiaki, Ijuuin writes mostly to a younger audience, so I think his public would be less susceptible to be intolerant about it. I can see people being annoying about it, but Za Kan is way bigger than whatever Ijuuin decides to do with his private life, so I don't think he would lose his career over it or anything (?).

As for Yuu, I could see the fact that he is, in a way, sleeping with his boss as something that could give him trouble among his peers,,, but in the end he is the only one who knows how to draw backgrounds, so :D

4: Trifecta: I was initially gonna put them way higher on this list, but the more I thought about it, the more problematic it became, and it all revolves around one character: Hiyori.

3: Romantica: here is where things start getting messy messy. The nice thing about them is that we already know what both of their families feel about it. Takahiro was more mad about Misaki hiding this from him than about him being gay (I WILL SAY, although I'm happy Takahiro is not a bigot, I was disappointed with how quickly everything worked out in :B). And in Usagi's case, his family either doesnt like it, or they decide to fall for misaki so... Yeah,,

Obviously Hiyo wouldn't make a fuss over her dad being with Yokozawa, but she would NOT be happy about her dad's relationship being kept a secret from her (I mean, she got really upset when Yokozawa didn't tell her about his birthday...) I feel it depends a little on how does she find out, bc if they get to have an honest conversation with her, she wouldn't like having been kept in the dark for so long, but more than anything she would be happy. But if she finds out by accident?????? Oooo I can see those trusts issues coming from a mile away, and they are BAD. Now, Hiyori adores her dad and Yokozawa more than anything, so of course things would work out in the end, but I swear the drama you could get from this could get you the best fucking novel you have ever read in your life NAKAMURA HIT FUJISAKI UP RIGHT NOW

Not to mention, people would obviously comment on how Hiyori wouldn't have a mother and how bad that would be for her and yada yada. Kirishima would not give a shit about these comments, but Yokozawa absolutely would, and that being a thing he already feels extremely insecure about, having it thrown in his face so directly must be devastating.

On a somewhat brighter (?) note, they wouldn't have much issue with the rest of their families I think. Yokozawa's parents don't really mind his business that much, and atp I think Kirishima's already suspect something xd

Now, since Usagi's novels seem to reach a much broader demographic (not to mention just how important he is as an author), the reaction to his relationship would be a lot more variant. It goes way beyond Usagi just being gay, he went and fell for the randomest dude ever, so I just know showbiz would be all around them, and he would try not to give a shit about it, and people at marukawa would be SO annoying about it, and it would definitely take a toll on Misaki bc he would feel guilty abt affecting Usagi's career, and then Usagi would start to care and then he would say something that may or may not make everything worse and and and

2: Terrorist: the age gap by itself really had me thinking they would be number one. True, Shinobu's college friends didn't seem way too bothered with him dating a milf, and I'm pretty sure men dating younger girls is somewhat normalized almost everywhere, but you CANT be gay AND almost 20 years apart from your partner, you have to pick a struggle 🙄

But there is still a lot of uncertainty on this one (could it have to do with me not knowing that much abt them bc they are really not my favorite...? maybeee). Idk how Miyagi's parents would react to this, but they most surely wouldn't like it. And on Shinobu's side, Risako would definitely HATE the idea, but she can't do anything about it xd The dad however... he holds Miyagi to a very high regard (fuck, he was on HIS side during the divorce), but MAYBE it wouldn't be enough for him to just accept this, and MAYBE he would just think the absolute worse of Miyagi and MAYBE he'd also think Shinobu is doing this out of rebellion or whatever, and they'd both have to fight SO HARD to prove him wrong... Maybe the reason why Nakamura hasn't wrote a chapter for them in so long is bc she KNOWS she can't handle all that? (but if so, why have Shinobu explicitly state he wants to come out to his parents???? Girl you can't just drop that and then not bring it back are you INSANE?!?!?!?)

1: Nostalgia: the saddest part about this is that most of the backlash would fall on Ritsu :(.

For starters, Ritsu's parents had him engaged to An because they thought it would be better for him. He breaks up said engagement, and what does he get instead? A not-upper class, illegitimate child, MAN that's also his boss AND the ex responsible for him moving to England out of nowhere as a teenager... Yeah :)

Not to mention the professional implications this would have for Ritsu. He has a been accused of nepotism because of his father's position since forever, and it's something he has been fighting tooth and nail with. So just try to imagine what sleeping with his boss would do with his reputation, and most importantly try to imagine how much harder is he gonna have to fight to prove himself after this, and even more importantly try to imagine what a toll this could take in his already decadent self-worth.

And now, Takano not having to face any direct consequences doesn't mean he comes out clean, because the one thing he has to lose on this... Is Ritsu. He has been trying so hard to have Ritsu trust him again, and now that they can have a somewhat healthy relationship, the sole idea of Ritsu spiraling back into his fears from earlier must be really hard to put up with.

So it fucking sucks because one would think they having a formal relationship finally gives them a chance to be happy together, but it turns out it also gives them MORE problems :"D That being said, they wouldn't go back to commiting the same mistakes. Like the whole point of this 18-and-so year long slow burn is that they are capable of finally being in a relationship because they have grown, so they should be able to handle these issues in a better way... right? 'v'

(ok that's all thanks for reading :D)

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