#[ hiiiii its been a while. sorry i havent been on for a bit ]

[lindenattic]

59, 63, 71, 72 sorry if you've answered these already i picked kind of randomly

omg MORE HIIIII

59. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? i dont think CAUGHT but interrupted (while covered) sure . oh wait this is funny one time last year a friend of mine who i was very heavily flirty with. was full body lying on top of me while i did their math homework (it was easy and i was bored and it was fun and also it was an excuse to have their bulge against my ass huh who said that) and my roommate walked in and DEFINITELY thought we were fucking (both of us were fully clothed). GOOD TIMES

63. What are your favorite positions? dont really have enough Experience for a good answer ..... doggy style seems v fun but i havent done any of that beyond dry humping lol

71. What body parts do you find the sexiest? oh MAN. it really depends on the person i think. fuck im actually not sure.... i do generally feel like im not really a tits kinda guy (dog) but SOMETIMES. WOOOOFFF. i will say tho i amlike so so so often tempted to bite ppls arms just casually i think its a bit of a problem but thats why i got myself a mother fucking puppy teething chew. its fantastic. highly recommend.

72. What was your most recent sexual thought? see this questions kinda hard on account of the 'have been answering asks about sexual things' . right now tho ummmmm. i wanna mount something :3 or someone i guess. i guess thats the more normal way to say that. whateverrrr!!!!!

[inkparagon]

“Mayo is just gross egg juice.”

[blxetsi]

HIIIII!! can i get a pieck finger dating headcanons if that’s alright with you of course? your stuff makes me soft, stay safe!

yuh ‼️ tysm for your request

pieck finger dating headcanons (modern au)

pieck finger x gn!reader

warnings: literal fluff, no angst or anything i love pieck

- bc pieck is assumed to be like 23-26 this wont be a uni au or anything

- idk i rlly think you guys wouldve met in a mundane way

- like you bump into her on the sidewalk and try to the really awkward "oh im so sorry i didnt see you there- no really it was my fault- are you sure youre okay ?- okay great- no im not hurt- yeah- okay have a good day and again im so sorry !!" thing with her

- and then maybe you guys see each other again at a coffee place, youre there with your friends and shes there with hers, and you dont wanna talk to her obv bc that would be awkward

- then ur friend makes u go and order another coffee for them, and while youre waiting for your order pieck comes and stands beside you

- and shes very observant yknow ?? if she sees a face its very hard for her to forget it

- so she immediately recognizes you and blurts out "its you !"

- and you have to be like "oh yeah ! it is me ! its you too"

- she finds it quite cute and giggles about it

- a very laidback person but also a very blunt person

- she doesnt find any harm in asking "can i get your instagram @" look she doesnt wanna be a creep and ask for ur number right at the start

- and it gives her a chance to find out what kind of person you are

- it would absolutely suck for her if such a cute face was posting fishing pictures and alt right propaganda yknow ??

- so you two do and then both of your orders come so you two give awkward goodbyes before going back to your groups

- her instagram is very pretty, nice themes

- she posted a couple of hours ago, with her and her friends in a park, taking a couple of posed photos while some looking like they were natural

- shes adorable and you cant help but feel your cheeks go warm as you basically stalk her page

- she dms you and says "are you too busy looking at my feed that you havent followed me yet ?" and you see this mf staring at you across the room like 👁️👁️

- okay nosy lets calm down now 🙄🤚

- you try to defend urself but ur typing so quick you keep making errors in your writing, she ends up saying something else

"you know, i was doing the exact same thing. youre beautiful you know"

- thank you pieck 🥰

- over the next couple of weeks thats how you two communicate. she'll send you instagram memes and edits of her favourite shows, movies, games etc. and you find yourself having a lot in common w her

- you check her story so frequently it becomes one of the first accounts on the top of your homepage

- and FINALLY, when she feels she can see you as a friend and not just some pretty stranger she met on the street she asks you out

- it was a simple thing, just to the movies, and she even let you pick which one !! (imagine its pre covid idfk)

- you two go and its an awkward hug before you both head inside

- you pay for your tickets and she gets an extra large popcorn and a drink

- you assume shes just v hungry but before you can order yourself something shes like "what are you doing i got this for us !!"

- rlly cute bitch omfg

- during the movies, after she eats literally most of the fucking popcorn, she pulls your hand out of your lap and holds it with her buttery one 🥰🤚

- this bitch had crumbs and didnt even think to wipe them off

- you still held her hand tho anyways

- after that night you parted ways in front of the theater after making sure you two would be getting home safe

- and that became routine for a couple of weeks, not going to the movies obviously bc thats expensive but watching movies together !! youd go over to her apartment or she would come over to yours

- one thing about pieck is that shes very touchy

- one way or another she will end up cuddled with you on the couch

- it doesnt matter if its you being forcefully pulled on top of her body or her draping herself over you like shes a blanket, you two WILL be cuddling and you WILL enjoy it

- but finally, as if the gods gave you mercy, she finally kissed you

- it felt so nice, her lips were soft and sticky from her lip gloss and she tasted like the swedish berries you had gotten for her to munch on

- and the rest of the movie you two just sat there, kissing each other and giggling like teens

- she ended up staying the night, and complimented your bedsheets

- your relationship moved pretty fast after that

- she had already told all of her friends about you, they werent very surprised

- when you got officially introduced her friends zeke and porco tried to do that whole "if you hurt her.." speech before she slapped them and had marcel pull you away to safety

- other than that the night was very fun, you got to talking about your career, why you moved to the city, and other mundane topics

- pieck is actually a graphic designer, and everytime she comes to sleep over she just HAS to bring her laptop with her

- its basically just her laying in between your legs while she types away, youll pet her hair and lay soft kisses on her neck, and occasionally ask what shes doing

- she likes to tell you, has no problem in answering the questions you have, even if you think theyre stupid ones, shes very soft with you

- also a bit of a trickster

- for your first april fools together she slept over, you didnt have anything planned for her bc youre a good person and wont hurt the ones you love

- she stuffed your breakfast muffin with mustard 😁👍

- you gave her the cold shoulder for the rest of the day until she apologized by getting you a new muffin

- now she always dropped the l bomb to you, but she never needed you to say it

- thats why, when you were helping her cook dinner at her place you softly said "see ? and thats why i love you" she kind of,,, stopped what she was doing

- you realized why she wasnt washing the knife she used to cut your vegetables and tried to backtrack, but it was too late, she was already tackling you into a hug and taking you down onto the floor

- she just gave you kisses while repeating "i love you i love you i love you" over and over again

- bc of her you burnt ur fucking chicken smh

- you spent that night eating junk food and watching movies

- piecks a very observant person, so she always knows when youre sad too

- when you give that little huff when you come home to your (new !) shared apartment she knows something is up

- she'll slowly trail behind you as you walk to your bedroom, stripping to your underwear and changing into your pajamas

- you crawl into bed just wanting a nap to forget about the day, and she'll crawl in with you and hold you

- you never like to cry but youre so frustrated and upset at your coworkers, at that rude customer, at those deadlines, that you just breakdown

- and she lets you, she lets you almost suffocate yourself in her chest with how much your pushing your head into it, she strokes your hair while you choke on your own cries and hands you tissues when you need to blow your nose

- "what do you need my love ?" "i just need you" "okay baby"

- communication is a big thing in the relationship, and because shes been so open and honest from the beginning, talking about how you feel has never been easier

- in fact, you like talking about how you feel about your relationship, or how you didnt like what pieck said to your friends the other day, this and that, you feel comfortable and safe with pieck no matter what, which makes talking about even the most hardest things seem so simple and natural

- all in all, even when she wakes you up with spontaneous ice cream dates or asks that you put raisins in the popcorn during movie night, even with the fights and the crying and the exhaustion the next day, life would be much duller without her, and you only have to thank your clumsy self

uhh i feel like this is very short but yeah ❤️ requests are open so go crazy mfs ‼️

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Youth With You” with Me!

Episode 15 Part 1

ok so hiiiii

i hope youre ready for a late ywy wwm post!

i had finals and a theatre paper (which i still havent finished) this past week so i wasn’t focused on the girls

anywya, i have a homemade strawberry margarita that my father made and i have water to prevent a headache and hopefully the asian flush

don’t drink and drive, don’t drink underage, if you do drink underage make sure you either have your guardian(s)’s consent or someone with you who is making sure you stay safe

the only reason i have the margarita is bc my dad said it was ok with him since im turning 21 in a few months

essentially just be smart about your alcohol intake and where you are intaking it ok guys?

so, with the PSA over, lets get on to the episode!!

ok so it’s starting out in that park that im assuming is like right near the dorms or w/e

but there’s alot of nike and singing

xukun shtu th fuck your face

sorry all he did was walk in but i was right about the plaid he looks so good

it’s so baggy on him i just want to wrap him in a blanket and make sure hes safe

theme song assessment??

5 songs made for them!!!  they’re gonna be the og singers omgggg

i mean we knew this but omgggg

xukun looks so excited for them

ok new songs announcement

1. “No Company”

oooh looks like a badass concept i love to see it

i cannnnnnt wait to see who gets to be in this song

2. “Non Daily Revelry”

cutesy sexy??

it kinda reminds me of red velvet with the dance moves but to be fair i also don’t listen to many kpop girl groups outside of wonder girl

onepixcel thooo go and listen to my jpop girls!!!  they’re so good

n e way back to the show haha

3. “Lion”

yan yu is a lion isnt she im weak

ok the choreo looks v intense i am excited to see who choooses it

xukun no one is stopping you from making a cover you dork

“i’m a bit tempted” again, you can do it, like no one is going to say no to you performing you absolute dumplings for brains sweetheart

“i’m not going to snatch them from you” valid we love when an artist stays in their mf lane UwU*

4. “Light Orange Island”

R&B, lazy and delicate are the key words to describe

i like the song a lot omg the choreo

5. “Knock Knock”

cutesy song definitely

i hate it a little bit ngl but the choreo is cutee

imagine if after being asked “do you like the songs” someone just went, “nah.”

like what would you do in that situation you know??

be like, “unfortunate choose a song anyway”

i want this to happen, it wont, but it’d be so funny

*eyes emoji* xukun already sorted them into the songs i am???  quaking

he looks really tired tho i hope he gets some rest soonnnnn esp with him being on running man and isn’t he maybe part of the online concert or something???

lmaooo he really had us all i hate himmmm

ohhhhhh this is why they kept showing that at the end of those episodes adskfsjdaf

i wonder what esther got!!!

xiaotang looks so pretytytytyt i am emoitonsal

xukun loosk so cute when smiling i m in love

esther and kiki in the same team im shook

OMG XIAOTANG ESTHER AND KIKI AM SO EXCITED

babymonster got put in lion omg

sharon too!!

JUE CHEN MY LOVE OMG

XIN LIU GUYS THIS FUCKING TEAM

adfjssldkfjads snow popped in to say hi

AAAAAAHHHH SHAKING AND SNOW WITH ESTHER KIKI AND XIAOTANG OH MY GOD I CANNT

THE MF DREAM TEAM KIDDOS

sorry its just like all of my favorites asjdflaskdf

lsdkajsdlfk frhanm and yan yu in lion too am shaking

creepy toothpaste man its been too short

k lu  is so cuttteeee she’s so excited!!!

asdfkjasdkf joey is olone

zoe and joey in the same group with bunny omg

NAHO MY BABYLOVE SHES HERE TOOO

HANA LIN WOWWOWOWOWOW

so many people in one song omg

omg did air su get blue highlights i love it for her

sldkfasldfk veteran vocalists

ddd and yvonne are twinning with the shirt over the knees thing love to see it

gogo telling ddd to shut up while she’s ahead sent me

there 11/12 vocalists in this song

i think that it’s the orange island thing

goodbye captions i will miss you deeply

xukun is saying that only the top 35 will become the actual singers and that those who don’t place leave during the training

i am going to cry guys

if naho gets sent home im going to mcfreaking lose

it

naho is so 

i am jsut soried aobut everyone

two teams out of the one group, two centers

oh my god everytiem i see xin liu she wrecks my bias 

frhanm out her to stunt on these hoes

baby monster oh my god i am agay

her and xin liu as the two centers i s my prediction

oh fuck i forgot about yan yu

i don’t knoooowwwww

xin liu and yan yu are the centers

~two days before ranking is announced~

i love that they’ve now made lisa the spokesperson for the drink and even she’s laughing at how ridiculous it is adjsfasjdfh

ok group a lion presentation to lisa

lisa looked sus i am *eyes emoji*

asdkfjasdlkf diamond is held both times i love to see it

dsalsdkfjasdf the way she said six im quaking

everyone making fun of diamond is killing me

alskdfjasldkf LISA’S MIC PACK IM SCREAMING

i love when lisa is proud of them !!!!!

xin liu and marco are going to battle i love to see it

don’t be a cat be a lion

xin liu’s hat is so cute on her

they’re so cute i am shookined

im so excited for the final performance of lion and i hope that it’s both of them who get to stay

oh my god i didn’t realise that marco is taller than xin liu

asdfaksdfjaksdf lisa is really enjoying the battle thing too much

vick vs babymonster

babymonster has that aura you know

i suddenly have the urge to see taeyongie performing this choreo too oh my god

center struggle

yan yu vs xin liu

i am shaking with excitement

i keep getting distratcted by yy’s hair

both of them are soooo gooood!!!

xl even lost her hat i am!!!

i so badly want a bucket hat but more in the style of donghae’s in 2ya2yao

oooouf

i hope that she can figure it out!!

yan yu should not be pushing herself if she was literally on the floor clutching her stomach

the fact that i havent heard about anyone developing ulcers during this is incredible

sharon and yan yu’s relationship is very sweet and precious i think

No Company vocal class

ella is wearing pencil earrings i love mom

alsdkfjasldkf mom is so funny with her descriptions physically

k lu’s singing wasn’t the best and ella said that it was weak

i lilke that ella is trying aksal;kdfaskdfj SHE’S MAKING K LU PLANK AND SING AT THE SAME TIME I AM

k lu’s hair looks like it’s getting awful close to the mullet line

oooh dove is a sponsor now sdkfasd

non daily revelry all have pigtails in

snow and esther are the rival centers for the song that’s so interesting

xtz vs shaking in rap i am excited for when they actually sing

aria jin is getting praise from lisa!

YAY SNOW GOT PRAISE FROM LISA FINALLY!!!! I’M VERY HAPPY FOR HER

she is like 0.2 seconds away from crying and so am i

lisa why’d you have to bring down the room like that

im going to cry at their speeches to her

and so is everyone else in the room

lisa is going to make me cry thanks guys

i don’t know how im supposed to survive next episode with xukun supposedly getting choked up

omg im crying at them taking a picture with her while she’s on the screen

why  is this destroying meeeee

no one’s even left yet in the episode what the fuck

i love how they talk about the trainees tho like i know i say it like everytime but it’s so obvious how much the mentors care about the trainees

anywya

that’s the end of part one!!  i will see you guys in part 2!!!