#[ god i'm such a dumbdumb ]

[scissorcraft]

-sends in several kinfessions to fictionkinfessions and forgets the tag i picked every single time- i am so siffrincore.

[remia-art]

I think the funniest thing right now for me in this fandom, is how terrible Buck and Eddie are as romantic partners. And why the fk people see them as angels. Dudes are rushing into stuff, have no understanding of their feelings, no communication skills, no emotional availability, acting on impulses.

For real? I love to ship them. Wouldn't want to date any of them 😬 These two didn't deserve any of the girls. Thank God they found each other cause otherwise they'll die alone.

I'm serious right now. If these two are not gay for each other, then they are gonna be single till the end of time. No woman should settle for these desasterous dumbdumbs

[eisforeidolon]

Question: So in something that you guys spent the last 15 years in, you were hunting things. Have you had any supernatural experiences yourself?

Jared: I was just, oh - [hits Jensen's shoulder] I don't know if I told you this yet. Gen and I just went to Edenborough a couple weeks back. We get to this hotel that's like a refashioned castle as goes in the UK. And our room is haunted. And Gen - we're unpacking, we're jetlagged - and Gen goes, hey I think our room is haunted. And I just go, I know. We go out to dinner or something, come back and our curtains are opening and closing, our lights are turning on and off, our bathroom light starts leaking water even though we're on, like, the first floor of seven or something? So there's no reason -

Questioner: That's not good!

Jared: Yeah. And so legit, legit, we're in bed and I just, we're laying down, and I just say out loud, I'm like, hey, we see you, we hear you, we know you're here, can we talk tomorrow? It all stops. Until the next day. Sorry?

Question: They just wanted a little attention.

Jared: They wanted attention, yeah, so I was just like, hey, I like, channeled my inner SWs and was like hey we gotcha, we're paying attention, but we're jetlagged. Like, we're all about listening, hearing you, but can we do this tomorrow? And calm. Curtains stopped moving, the rain like stops - it was ridiculous. It was honestly ridiculous.

Jensen: [laughs] Sure you weren't talking to God?

Jared: Maybe, maybe. Maybe, I think he has better things to do. Chuck, leave us alone for tonight. We can address this tomorrow.

Jensen: Um, our house in Austin, uh, is a - it's, it was built in 1910. And we've been doing some refurbishing remodeling and stuff with it. And some of the workers quit on the job. And they didn't say why. And the project manager said that they had to go do another job or something like that. We then found out that they had seen some things in - on the third floor. The house used to be, I think in the 50s it used to be a multi-unit, uh, place?

Jared: Multi-unit torture chamber! [laughs]

Jensen: Yeah, and apparently there was a, a, like an apartment on the third floor of the attic, it'd been done like that, so. They had reportedly seen something or someone up there. So Danneel - and of course she knows somebody that deals with this - gets, has this woman come over who is like a medium, clairvoyant, y'know - like straight out of Poltergeist. Like [does voice] this house is clear. Like she found this woman who came over and they went up to the third floor - I was out of town at this time. I was like, go ahead, have fun, knock yourself out. And they went up there and she was like oh yeah, this is where he hurt her. She's like, nobody died, but this is definitely, the energy in here is, is, is bad. So the drywall was off, so you could see like, y'know, the wall and the studs and everything, it was down to the studs and - don't [Jared starts to interrupt, Jensen talks over him] don't say it! Don't - Stop! Stop!

Jared: Down to me?

Jensen: I was trying to avoid the word, and I'm like I gotta say it, that's what it is and I knew that dumbdumb here was gonna jump on it like a grenade.

Jared: You called me again?

Jensen: [cracks up] How often do you take the stud finder and go -

J2: [simultaneously run imaginary beeping stud finders across themselves]

Jared: Every time.

Jensen: Every time.

Jared: [does it again] Gen doesn't think it's funny.

Jensen: No, no. It's hilarious. So this woman and Danneel, they go up to the third floor and she makes this concoction, this mixture of, like, like a five pound bag of rice and then some other things and trinkets and stuff and she starts doing some incantations and then they go out to the porch. And they put all of the mixture, the rice on the porch. And Danneel's like, okay, now what. And she's like, well, they'll use this mixture to leave the house, effectively. The spirits or whatever. And so she's like, okay, thinking well now I'm gonna have to come back tomorrow and clean all this up. She gets a call from our project manager, because we weren't there at the time. And he's like, and she's like or - he was asking her a question and she's like hey sorry about all the rice and stuff on the front porch, you can just clean that up. And he's like, what rice? And she's like, what? And we were just - she was just down the street and so she whipped over there and it was all gone. And she was like, you didn't have anybody clean this up? And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. It was all gone.

Audience member: Seagulls!

Jensen: Yeah, it was actually 14 seagulls that came in. Good callback, good callback [previous questioner asked about seagulls] that's good comedy right there. So I dunno, we're probably still dealing with - I have another story, too, but for another time.

[themoodyestj]

Damian is a leach so I don’t give a fuck about him if he is getting dragged or because he is a leach and a ball washer

I have to admit, it's weird that I have so much asks about Damian when I dont even know the guy.

At this point I'm not even defending him anymore, Im defending sanity and common sense. And im only answering because someone needs to tell you are making a fool out of yourself.

Honey, he is not getting dragged. AAs are. Everyone with two brain cells can see that youre the dumbdumbs, not him. He does not give a flying f*** to what a bunch of delulus think of him, especially when those delulus make such an outstanding work in looking stupid.

No career ends with a crazy woman screaming misogyny with absolutely no proof to back it up. Especially in the incredibly dumb way she did, where all words are recorded and its clear she imagined them. Maybe in Delululand it does, but this is the real world, with smart people, where delulus are clearly at a disadvantage.

Thats why nobody is coming to AAs defense, apart from their AA buddies.

The world looked at the interaction, and i can promise you, no one with a functioning brain looked at AAs like they were the heros. Just another sample of the cesspool that this fandom can be, accusing left and right for no reason at all, crying wolf because they cant read and thought that their fave was being thrown shade... when she wasnt.

I know this is pretty much reaching for the stars, but can you understand how ridiculous that is? How bad that makes AAs look? How much of an idiot you look still making asks about it, when the controversy was fabricated by AAs alone? God, you sound like Misha, picking fights with thin air to remain relevant.

Anon, its painful to see how out of touch with reality you are. But you still have time. Do yourself a favor, jump off the idiot wagon. Hey, do what your delulu friend suggested, and go touch some grass.

Nobody gives a damn about this anymore.

[dem0liti0n-extr4ord1naire]

I'm so hip and-

OH GOD HELP ME GGGHAHHAHSHSHAHWHEBDDBB-

hip to be hip ig

also are you ok dawg DO YOU NEED SAVING

your present: this stupid dumbdumb thing i did last night for my discord server

[wonderlandleighleigh]

Lenny officiating a stars hollow wedding

(in an alt universe where these dumbdumbs get married in season 7)

"Thank fuck, you've both made it here."

Lorelai giggles as she hands her bouquet to Rory, and Luke drops his head, shaking it in mirth.

He grins at them both kindly and clears his throat. "We're gathered here at this gazebo to celebrate the love of Luke and Lorelai. Love is a big, important, weird thing. It sneaks up on you when you least expect it, but you need it the most."

Midge smiles at him from her seat next to Liz and TJ.

"Sometimes it comes on fast, and sometimes it takes time," Lenny goes on. "I think it's best when it takes a little while. You question it less. You know it's the real deal because that feeling developed over time. It's not fleeting. It's with you, and it's not going anywhere."

Lorelai beams at Lenny before looking at Luke, who only seems to have eyes for her.

"Sometimes, there are hardships. Sometimes things don't always go as you planned. Love isn't about planning. It's about weathering the hardship and the overturned plans together. And the two of you have certainly done that. I've known both of you since you were kids, and when you met each other, it was obvious to everyone watching that there was something there. It was a joy - sometimes a terribly frustrating joy - but a joy to watch it unfold."

Rory giggles from next to Lorelai, and gets a playfully pointed look from her mother. Jess, for his part, rolls his eyes from next to Luke.

"So finally," Lenny goes on. "Here we are, in front of friends, family, and God, if they're up there, to witness the next step."

Emily huffs softly and leans into Richard, whispering softly. "I don't know why they decided on Lenny to officiate. He's too witty."

Richard pats her hand and shushes her gently.

"So let's get to these vows," Lenny grins.

They do, reciting the given vows one after the other, exchanging rings.

Lenny clears his throat again, this time to clear out the emotion from his throat. "Now, I'm going to assume that there isn't anyone present looking to object to these nuptials?"

He gets no response.

"Thank god. By the power vested in me by the states of New York and Connecticut, I now pronounced you married! Kiss!"

They do, and the large assembled group cheers.

[alligatorjesie]

Hello there again reylos.

The furry is back with some smut no one asked for yet I feel the unending compulsion to create least I spiral ceaselessly into the void of yelling at Antis for posting in the tags they shouldn't be in.

So I made this piece back in 2019. I swear to God I don't know if Ben's nipple is setting the bots off so I made a Rey nipple pastie for Ben wish me luck

Full image here.

And it was alright. The anatomy is there for the most part and the pose is dynamic enough.

I give it a 6 out of 10 on anatomy.

8 out of 10 for the smut which I did not skimp on.

Don't like ABO? Well that's a fuckin' shame I love it.



So I redrew this piece recently:

Panel 1

Panel 2

Panel 3

This is my take on the smut hut scene in TLJ if Luke hadn't rudely barged in.

I've read quite a few fanfics with that theme. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I say 'recently' as if I ain't been sitting on all 3 of these for a few months now because I got to the point where I needed to shade it and realized I was in way over my head.

Can draw furry dong: check

Can shade it well when lit by firelight: No

I am a huge dumbdumb when it comes to shading and color theory... Or most color theory for that matter. I shade with black which I know a bunch of artists here just saw me type that and shuddered, rightly so. The only color theory I know is how to get shades of a color in silicone pigment to make colorful dongs.

It is important for my work to know how to get Just The Right Shade of penis head pink but a little less important that I know how to light a scene in a drawing.

I'm just here to make silicone cocks and yell at Antis and draw furry reylo smut man.

But thanks to the kind @emilyredekerart I was able to draw the reylo smut I thirst for AND shade it nicely for once in my life.

Thank you Redeker, you turned this drawing into something that was just ok into some top fucking tier furry reylo smut.



I can't wait for my 3 fans to see it.

[pesterloglog]

Karkat Vantas, John Egbert

Act 4, page 1903

CG: SEE THIS IS A CASE IN POINT.

EB: what point?

CG: THE POINT I WAS JUST MAKING.

CG: ABOUT THE ULTIMATE RIDDLE.

CG: YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE.

CG: OK THAT'S YOUR CUE TO LAUGH AT ME SOME MORE I GUESS.

CG: BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO REALLY GET OFF WHENEVER I FLAME YOU.

CG: HUMANS ARE DERANGED.

EB: oh man, i must be getting closer to the conversations where you're trolling me harder!

EB: this is pretty exciting, i can't wait to see what you've got up your sleeve.

CG: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN??? FUCK YOU ABOUT THAT.

EB: anyway, you weren't making a point about the ultimate riddle, dude.

CG: YES I WAS, AND NOW I'M LOSING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT DIPSHIT.

EB: nope, we never talked about it.

EB: yet...

CG: OH HELL, THAT'S RIGHT.

CG: DAMMIT, I GUESS THIS IS GOING TO BE CONFUSING.

EB: oh, you're just starting to figure that out now?

CG: SEE I KIND OF PAINTED MYSELF INTO A CORNER.

CG: I STARTED TROLLING YOU AT THE END, JUST BEFORE THE RIFT.

CG: AND THEN JUMPED BACK A LITTLE.

CG: AND NOW I GUESS I'VE BECOME RAILROADED INTO WORKING BACKWARDS HERE.

CG: UNLESS I WANT TO DO THE SORT OF DUMB SCHIZOPHRENIC HOPPING AROUND LIKE THE OTHERS.

EB: oh my god, i know, you've already told me like a million times!!!

CG: I HAVE?

CG: WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THESE AMAZING CONVERSATIONS TO TAKE PLACE.

CG: IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THAT HUMAN VACATION WITH THE GIANT RED CHIMNEY ASSHOLE UP IN HERE.

a: YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A BUNCH OF MOANY NOOKSUCKERS SING AT A LITTLE PINE TREE I THINK.

EB: man, i've got to say i'm a little disappointed by this "masterful trolling" you were bragging about.

CG: I WAS BRAGGING?

CG: WHY WOULD I BOTHER WITH THAT SORT OF PEDANTIC HUMAN HORSESHIT.

CG: MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER THAT I WAS BRAGGING TO GET YOUR HOPES UP IN THE FUTURE.

CG: ONLY TO LET YOU DOWN.

CG: AND THUS TROLL YOU MASTERFULLY IN THAT RESPECT.

EB: maybe, but that would be pretty weak too!!!

CG: YOUR BRITTLE HUMAN CALCIUM BASED SKULL IS WHAT IS WEAK, AND IF YOU AND I WERE IN THE PROXIMITY OF A BLUNT INSTRUMENT I WOULDN'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE PROVING IT.

EB: w/e.

EB: so what was the "case in point" you were making, anyway?

CG: I WAS SCROLLING BACK AND NOTICED YOU WERE IN THE VEIL.

EB: whoa, i am?

CG: YEAH DUMBDUMB, YOU'RE TUMBLING AROUND ON A BIG GODDAMN METEOR.

CG: AND YOU JUST CREATED YOUNGER VERSIONS OF YOURSELVES AND YOUR GUARDIANS.

CG: PROBABLY BY MUCKING AROUND WITH THAT THING LIKE A DOOFUS.

EB: wait...

EB: these are baby versions of us?

CG: HAHAHAHAHAHA, SO CLUELESS.

CG: WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING THERE ANYWAY.

EB: well...

EB: i saw footage of my nanna, and some other people who i am pretty sure were like jade's grandpa and rose's mom and stuff from a long time ago.

EB: and then...

EB: there were all these little guys scurrying around.

EB: so they are like cloned copies of us?

CG: NO.

CG: THEY ARE LITERALLY YOU AND YOUR GUARDIANS.

CG: PARADOX CLONES.

EB: huh?

EB: what do you mean they are literally us?

EB: do they go back in time?

CG: YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. GREAT GUESS BRAIN HERO.

CG: BUT TECHNICALLY THEY AREN'T EVEN SENT BACK IN TIME BECAUSE WITH RESPECT TO THE MEDIUM YOUR UNIVERSE'S TIMELINE IS MEANINGLESS.

CG: SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD IT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT EARTH'S PAST OR FUTURE OR WHATEVER, FROM IT'S PERSPECTIVE IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF POINTS TO CHOOSE FROM.

CG: JUST LIKE YOUR CHRONOLOGY IS FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE.

CG: BUT I GUESS THAT'S A BUNCH OF SEMANTICS. WITH RESPECT TO YOUR PERSONAL CHRONOLOGY YEAH THEY GO BACK IN TIME.

CG: A PARADOX CLONE IS BY DEFINITION A CORRECTLY CLONED DUPLICATE THAT WILL INEVITABLY GO BACK IN TIME AND BECOME THE ORIGINAL TARGET THAT WAS CLONED.

CG: IF IT'S A MALFORMED CLONE, IT'S JUST A MEANINGLESS MUTANT THAT HAS NO BEARING ON THE STABLE LOOP CONTINUUM.

CG: I DON'T SEE ANY TENTACLES OR EXTRA EYEBALLS OR WARPED BONE BULGES, SO THOSE GROSS LITTLE THINGS THERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS, WAITING TO GO TO EARTH AND GROW UP AND BECOME THE INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS YOU ALL ARE NOW.

CG: AND THIS WAS THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE ABOUT THE ULTIMATE RIDDLE.

EB: what is the riddle anyway?

EB: maybe i can guess, i am good at riddles!

CG: HAHAHA, THINK AGAIN IGNORAMUS.

CG: IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GREAT.

CG: OR EVEN MUCH OF A RIDDLE AT ALL.

CG: IN THE COURSE OF YOUR ADVENTURE YOU WOULD HAVE ENCOUNTERED ALL THESE FRAGMENTS OF LIKE WEIRD POEMS AND SHIT.

CG: YOU FIND THEM ALONG YOUR QUESTS, WITH CLUES AND STUFF BURIED IN THEM TO HELP YOU SOLVE PUZZLES AND MOVE HUGE STONE COLUMNS AND MAKE STAIRCASES APPEAR AND LOTS OF NONSENSE LIKE THAT.

CG: AND IT'S ALL MASKED IN THIS FLOWERY SORT OF FROTHY POETIC JACKASSERY THAT NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT.

CG: AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILING IT FOR YOU.

CG: BUT WHAT ALL THESE LOFTY SYMBOLIC ALLUSIONS BOIL DOWN TO IS SOME GRANDER STATEMENT ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE HAPPENING HERE.

CG: THAT YOU WERE ALWAYS THE KEY TO SEEDING YOUR OWN EXISTENCE THROUGH THIS GAME.

CG: AND ANY HOPE THAT IT COULD HAVE PLAYED OUT DIFFERENTLY OR THAT YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS WHOLE MESS WAS ALWAYS JUST A RUSE.

EB: a distaction, perhaps?

CG: WHAT?

EB: nevermind.

CG: BECAUSE IF IT DIDN'T GO DOWN THIS WAY THEN HOW WERE YOU EVEN BORN, GET IT.

CG: WHICH IS ESPECIALLY PATHETIC SINCE PARADOX SPACE APPARENTLY WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE TO MAKE YOU JUST TO HAVE YOU FAIL AND DIE.

CG: REALLY THERE'S NOTHING MORE TRAGIC THAN THESE NULL SESSIONS FULL OF KIDS ENTERING THE GAME AND FULFILLING SOME COSMIC DESTINY SHIT JUST TO GET WIPED OUT AND LEAVE BEHIND AN EMPTY POINTLESS INCIPISPHERE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

CG: ACTUALLY IT'S SORT OF HILARIOUS.

CG: OR IT WOULD BE IF IT DIDN'T AFFECT ME PERSONALLY.

CG: BUT ANYWAY, THERE'S A LOT MORE TO THE RIDDLE THAN JUST THAT, LIKE WHAT WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT LAST TIME WE TALKED.

CG: BUT THAT'S SORT OF THE GIST OF THE THEMES IT DEALS WITH.

EB: ok.

EB: well, if i run into some salamanders who tell me all about this riddle and get really excited about it, i will try to act surprised.

EB: so this is the same kind of thing you went through?

EB: with, like, being your own paradox clones and creating your own parents and stuff?

CG: YEAH.

EB: how did that even work, with 12 of you?

CG: IT WAS REALLY FUCKING COMPLICATED AND I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO IT.

CG: OUR FAMILY STRUCTURES ARE ALREADY WAY MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOURS WITHOUT EVEN GETTING SPOOKY TIME SLIME INVOLVED.

CG: BASICALLY WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WHATSOEVER.

CG: EXCEPT MAYBE THIS...

CG: I WAS THE GUY IN YOUR POSITION, TO MAKE ALL THESE CLONES, AND FRANKLY IT ALL KIND OF FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT.

EB: huh...

EB: yeah, i guess now that you mention it, i am finding it all a little strange...

CG: OH, ONLY JUST NOW???

CG: FUCK YOU ARE FAST, I HOPE YOU GOT THE MAD BOONBUCKS TO PAY OFF THOSE SPEEDING TICKETS.

EB: no, no, i mean the ghost stuff and paradoxes are one thing of course...

EB: it's something else.

EB: it's just...

EB: this is really weird...

CG: WHAT'S SO WEIRD ABOUT IT.

EB: well, normally humans hatch...

EB: from like these slimy pods.

EB: then we wriggle out as a little pink larva.

CG: OH REALLY.

CG: HUH, MAYBE WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN I THOUGHT.

EB: (hehehehehehehe)

CG: MAYBE THOSE REALLY ARE MUTANT CLONES AND THEY AREN'T GOING BACK TO SEED YOUR PLANET???

EB: um...

EB: sure...?

CG: HELL, I'M CONFUSED NOW.

CG: NOT THAT I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POINTLESS AWFUL LIVES.

EB: hey, i have an idea.

EB: why don't you get back to me in a few minutes?

EB: i mean like a few minutes of my time, not yours.

EB: all of these little pink monkeys are getting way out of line and i have to tend to them.

EB: if you message me in a couple minutes, we can continue conversing in a sane, linear fashion for a change!

CG: UM, OK?

EB: and then after that you can keep going backwards and then make fun of me riding my little red rocket.

EB: you can tell me i look like a silly little paradox clone fresh out of my slime tube and this is just all a big nurseytime recess jamboree.

EB: that would burn me good!

CG: OK THAT IS PRETTY GOOD.

CG: BUT I CAN'T USE IT, BECAUSE YOU SAID IT, AND THEN LATER, I.E. RIGHT NOW, YOU WOULD GET THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOU WERE THE ONE TO COME UP WITH THAT BURN.

CG: SEE, YOU ARE DEALING WITH A PRO, YOU CAN'T OUT TROLL ME SO JUST FORGET ABOUT IT AND STOP TRYING.

EB: (hehehehehehehehehehehe)

[aajjks]

Oh my god.. the only one comparing is her? Are you dumb?? If you've been here more than a month you wouldn't be saying that dumbdumb.

"Dropped" jk? Are you joking? She loves him, that's fucking obvious but she loves him in a fan way, not in a infatuated way. I'm guessing you think being obsessive over your partner irl is love and not unhealthy too then? Cause it gives the same kind of stupid. Stop being a fucking bitch and get tf off this blog. So fucking dumb...

So so sorry for being so aggressive but I get kind of protective over people I know are nice and is getting shit on for no fucking reason😭 plus I've seen you get harrassed for so long I just wanna shield you from that somehow, I can't, but I want to

aw omg ily. thank you. 🩷

[ginnvngagap]

shipper discourse as a mere concept sounded so fxcking ridiculous to me that I vowed to stay far away from that burning landfill way before I started getting into ships myself. I'm quite proud how much I was able to keep this promise to myself, even though I definitely do have some lingering Chronically Online™️ tendencies. but antis annoyed me enough at this point that I need to rant just this once about them.

sometimes I go on Pinterest to add some fanart to my Fleet, and stumble upon comment sections full of people genuinely losing their collective minds over

a.) ships as a concept — this one is super funny, there's always that one rando who goes "but I thought X is married/they hate each other/Y is straight?!" and then there's a bunch of people politely explaining what ships are and how they work

b.) problematic ships — this one's just fxcking exhausting

how the fxck did we get here, where people genuinely judge each other's character based on which fictional people they ship with each other?! not only that, but they seem to be completely invested in this moral crusade, as if it matters?! my dudes it's not real?!?!

like, there's capitalism and war out there, there's a million different problematic people irl, and this is the hill you wish to die on?!

are you guys that bored? is your life so perfect and without sin you feel the need to harass people over the pettiest bs imaginable? why do you want to be angry? isn't it exhausting? how do you have this much energy to waste?

you can just scroll past, it's so easy! you can just go "ew" and then fxcking leave, I do it all the time, it works!

and like full offense, but the arguments mostly just sxck. I've seen antis objecting to (I added examples from my own Fleet to confess my fic-sins, lmao):

— age gaps. just age gaps. they're 3 years apart? the older one is literally a pedophile. the younger one is a victim. (I've seen people object to the age gap between Hannigram, and I fxcking died laughing, like, they're cannibals, Sharon)

— minors. teenagers as a concept no longer exist, all people under 18 are dumbdumb babies, and any suggestion that they might just have an interest in sex is pedophilia. aging them up is clearly just an excuse so you can imagine them fxck, nevermind the fact that aging is a thing that actually happens to people. (Drarry, TomArry, JayTim, Scorbus, Blackice)

— pseudoincest. it's kinda in the name, it's not actually incest, but because it's incest adjacent, they treat it as if it were the same. (JayDick, JayTim)(Scamandercest is not pseudo, you can take me to hel now, or something)

— bad people. what is this, Hayes Code 2.0, Electric Boogalo?! sorry to tell you that authors aren't obligated to be the hand of the gods punishing morally corrupt characters for their sins. I suggest sticking to fairytales if that bothers you. (KylUx, Hannigram, Drarry, BlackIce)

anyways, All I Want For Yule is that antis get a fxcking life and stop harassing people over fictional characters.

love it when antis list off the problematic aspects of a ship as a gotcha, as if we weren't already aware and as if it wasn't literally part of the appeal of the ship in the first place

the problematic aspects are either ignored or utilized as moral spice ✨

and let me remind you that, again:

IT'S FICTIONAL

[kravchikfreak]

and that's how it'll go with every dumbdumb under (in/about/whatever) my arts

lunter-haters are the biggest lunter-fans i swear to god. don't think i search for lunter content and comment on it even remotely as much as they do

so how can i just stand aside and watch their agony of a lack of new content when i'm able to provide it to them and save them from their misery?

(the first art itself)

(the second one itself)

[alivingsaint]

There is no one I know who deserves this star more than Jason, other than me. And today I am very, very happy for my brother. [x]

[bloomette]

That day is over.....not the best tho.

It was my day off from work (like every thursdays) but we had the "summer party" with all the kindergarten...and with 100 families from 6pm to 9.30pm.....my social battery is not good enough to handle all that.

Especially when in the afternoon I went to the funerals rooms to say goodbye to my grandpa...I was not close with him at all (he blackmailed us with money, criticized my work path, my tastes ("haha you and your ching chong guys") and was overall not open minded) but he was still my grandpa.....also seeing dead people is not my strength even if i'm getting used to it now....so yeah THAT just before the summer party was quite the opposite vibes.

I had to lock myself in the toilet to breath for 10min cause I couldn't handle more or small talk with all those families.

But the worst was...when everyone was gone the mess cleaned and every teachers :

🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏻‍♂️ waiting like dumbdumb for nothing in the hall ??? I was like....it's 9.30pm i want TO GO for god sake. And suddenly someone "who wants to come drink at the city festival??" Some teachers "yeeeeeey"

Are you kidding me ? I know i'm antisocial and not fun blabla but wtf....I was like "no way i'm going, that was already too much for me and i'm working full day tomorrow + an english parent meeting" ....also no offense but i'm seeing my colleagues EVERY DAY, and they are kind but I'm done ?? We only talk about work cause we don't even share ONE interest in common (lets not even talk about music taste cause yeah)....so no thanks i dont want to hang out, drink (i never drink), thinking about a dead body and being tired ???

When I said bye they kinda judged me, some laughed etc....i felt bad.

[leangreenninjateen]

Leon was hoping he would know what he wanted to say to Cain by the time he found him. In fact, he had been counting on it. Instead, any ideas of what he wanted to say were thrown at the window the moment he saw what state Cain was in.

God's, the way Cain looked at him almost sent a shiver through his spine. And the way he spoke his name almost broke his heart.

"I'm real Cain. Real as I was when we made that fort or you chased me to make me take meds. I'm real and I'm right here." God's, Leon didnt know how to help Cain or what to do. He wanted help. Why did they send him alone to do this. Why was Cain acting like this?

"I'm not tossing you out and I don't hate you. Reminder that YOU are the one who said he hated ME. Not the other way around. You're the one who left me! You LEFT me!" His voice started to get louder and it wavered.

"I want you to come back! And tell me what you mean! What do you mean I look like 'him'? I AM me! The Leon Hamato you befriended back in that pocket dimension. The one who you basically adopted as a brother and then left. The one who promised he wouldn't fucking leave you. So here I am. Coming to bring you back or stay with you. But I'm not running away. You here me you big dumbdumb? I'm not leaving you so you better fucking listen to me and come back!"

God's Leon was nervous. He wanted to see Cain but he didn't. He wanted to yell at him for all the hurtful shit he had said, but at the same time Leon wanted to run away. He wanted to tell Cain not to dare leave him, and he wanted closure if he was being left behind.

Cain.. Cain confused Leon. With his hot and cold behaviour, and the hypocrisy of how he acted. Honestly, if he hadn't of been pushed to it, he probably would have kept avoiding him. But the thought of Cain doing something stupid because he thought Leon hated him? That would haunt him.

Still, he has half a mind to turn back. Avoid the difficult conversation. Not give Cain the chance to see how hurt he was or the chance to hurt him further. On the other hand, he wanted Cain to know how is actions affected others.

He just.. had to FIND the soft shell mutant first.

[theodessadatinggames]

Can I ask a question dear author? I'm a dumbdumb so i don't really get why the flirty heir and shy mc route is hard. Is it alright for u to explain this to me...to this dummy anon oh god I'm so embarrassed omg

haha, not a dumb question at all!

let me see if I can put it in an easier format to understand...

say you’re typically more reserved: don’t like crowds, tends to stick to the corners during big gatherings, prefer the company of books, writing, etc. along comes somebody who is just about the complete opposite of you, ready to go to a party at a moments notice.

that’s the similar dynamic here. flirty heir typically surrounds themselves with party animals and people who can go dancing all night and be ready for brunch the next morning. now along comes shy MC, who is only going through the motions of this competition, or is genuinely excited, but all the lights, cameras and attention isn’t their typical scene.

mild spoiler: but a shy MC would definitely stand out amongst the competitors, as they’re one of the only reserved individuals competing. this, in turn, piques the heirs interest. they want to get to know them.

and that’s where the romance and “oh wait, there’s more to like than hookups???” comes in, haha.

hope this helped! 🤗

[k-s-morgan]

so. i just finished reading the update, and i have things to say. mostly: HOLY FUCK, OH NO, NO NO NO NO, OH MY GOD, NO HOW COULD YOU, HARRY NO DON'T, and *whale noises* >:| ill have u know my heart is forever broken now, even if i expected for things to go to shit because its tom, and he can never just do things really right without being a total dumbdumb

This seems to be general response! :D Thank you, I'm (sadistically) pleased to hear this. I did say that this chapter would have the absolutely worst cliffhanger. Both Tom and Harry keep making mistakes, and it will all get resolution in the final chapter.