#[ dyn; danversiism ] we ain't perfect we get on each other's nerves yet end of the day there is no one better i'd chose to be my sister

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@transistorized @purplearchcr @danversiism needed this on the blog. (And @pympartic gets a tag too)

The Avengers GC. Everyone suffers Clint. Always.

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❝ Alright, Sparkle, when I said the most heartburn-inducing, I meant it. ❞ He gesture with a wave of the pack of heartburn tablets, but this was guaranteed to forget your problems (food coma was not a problem in his dictionary). ❝ If you really wanna challenge your gut, you add hot sauce and instant gratification and better regrets to have. ❞

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[ CONTACT // Captain Sparkle ]

it is not a sandwich

why would i come to your house to make you a sandwich

if you are hungry we can grab lunch

but no

not a sandwich

you just won the opportunity to help me watch these kids i am babysitting for a neighbor

we are taking them to the fair

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@danversiism didn't ask for one of these, but I love these two so freaking much. So she's getting one anyways.

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I had to do a small WIRE share. The Avengers, everyone.

Clint loves these guys so much ( @pympartic @danversiism @purplearchcr @transistorized )

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Send ☎️ And I Will Tell You:

you chose this doofus in your life, carol; and now you have him complaining because he forgot to buy groceries and he wanted to make big breakfast. you know she gets the most frequent random thoughts texts. she's also on speed-dial now and often appears on his recent calls list.

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[ unprompted ] always accepting ⸻ @danversiism ⸻ there's a post-it note next to it on Clint's quarters : happy birthday, Clint - xo, Carol. yes, she knows it is not his bday.

When he gets back to his quarters after a rather long, weary day; he doesn't even notice what was in his room at first until he gets the chance to shrug off his clothes and then here sitting on the little table look like two candles. Clint doesn't see the front facing design upon these candles as he reaches for the note left behind.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ⸻ wait, was it his birthday? June already and he hadn't noticed, or had he missed all of Junee. There's an easy thing to do here would talk to the computer to ask for the date, but he's already taken his hearing aids out and the thought to do that, ask for the easy answer wasn't in his head anyways.

Why candles was the chosen gift from Carol is beyond him, but it's a touching thought. Although, she totally means she used Captain's code or his secruity code she's technically not suppose to use anymore to leave them in his quarters.... He didn't leave anything laying out that may have been embarrassing for her to have seen? Right?

Clint goes to pick up the candle to smell and that's when he sees.... PRIEST SPOCK? on the front of the candle? It all starts to make sense and he goes to look and see the other one was Jim.

If it had just been the Spock candle, he'd have easily just tossed it but adding Jim? That's his good friend, would it be weird to throw out his face? He can't keep one without the other and if tossed both, would that be an insult to Jim? And why did the Spock candle smell better than the Jim one?

A sigh is released as he sets the candles down, his final thought before bed is this whole Baby Steven thing had detoriated Carol's brain and she's finally lost it, had too much time on her hand, or a little bit of both.

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❛   ever think about getting a haircut like Spock's ?   ❜

❝ The moment I start considering putting a bowl on top of my head and cutting; take me out to pasture and put me down like Old Yeller. ❞ He gets that it is a cultural Vulcan thing, but Clint lived through the bowl cut from ages eight to ten. He didn't have the bad forehead for it. ❝ I mean it; I will not suffer again. ❞ A truly harrowing time live through at St. Ignatius Home for Orphaned Boys, bad childhood hair cuts; Clint shudders for dramatic effect. ❝ No, you can't find the pictures. ❞

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You love it when I’m hard on you.

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@danversiism ⸻ [ continued ]

When had he become the oddball fill in for a superhero team up? Additionally, how was it that he ended up the team punching bag? Remind him to never let the Avengers loan him out to the Guardians and by Avengers he means Carol. She's the one who draggeed him to space.

His brain still feels like a slushie left out in the sun too long, but he's pretty sure the bigger damage than brain damage was to his face. Since he can't have a mirror, Carol's his mirror. That is the worst option.

❝ I think I'll pass on being sparkle-fisted into looking like the Rat. ❞ He says so boldly as he is certain the fuzzy ball of terror can not hear him. ❝ He shows up and I look like him, and he'll maul me for approriation. ❞

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Send ✏️ for Clint to draw your muse (izzy is sitting idle at work)

✨️ Captain Sparkle and her Flerken ✨️

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obvsly, this is friendly. she refused to answer the l.ibido bc it would never apply to him, sorry clint. she does respect him, but pretends not to bc sibling energy.

very much accepting these / please they are so silly

He's just going to start shooting arrows at her as FUN TRAINING exercise that she doesn't know she's going to be a part of. ❝ Making the stars smaller is going to lose you points, like do I count that line as a bingo? That's six if I count them, or three... I'm going for a three, because you can't be my biggest winner. ❞ He's being snarky because what more could see expect from him.

Will watch Westerns, can always go for a bite, will walk Lucky, doesn't twist her panties about pizza. Yeah, there's a reason Captain Sparkle of the Magical Girls squad was one of his best friends. ❝ Alright, get out of here, before I gotta say I love you too or something. ❞

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There's a smile on his face as Carol says what he's gotten use to hearing, he and the doc were peas. ❝ Y'know, most pea-pods have another pea. ❞ Eyebrow raises, nodding his head toward the blonde woman in front of him. She's getting lumped in with them, after all that she was whom he was dragging McCoy with him to go haunt.

He's became quite satisifed, along with surprised with himself, that he has ended up with a friend like Carol or Leonard, that he has himself a tight knit family and it doeesn't make the abscence between him and Barney feel hollow.

Clint didn't know when he became the friend to give advice, sit and talk in the mess hall together over a cup of coffee. He scoffs with an eyeroll, « I knew a Modesty! She was a nudist snake charmer. » The expression he is making, smug about that come back, only worsens.

HA! He laughs wheen she suggests that she's got an attractive face. « Your face? » He gives her a look for a moment, and well, there's nothing but platonic feelings here. She's is the baby sister he's never had, but blonde was definitely his type. « Anyone. » He does a name sign, one he had made with Leonard that teases at Captain Kirk's quirks, like the way he goes down when the good doctor gives him a shot. « would have a crush and fall madly in love with. »

There's a bit of fond, teassing look as he signs all of this. He really was, in his late thirties becoming the THESE CRAZY KIDS kind of guy.

« Do not worry I will be back to stupid later. » He assures since the wisdom that he has to dole out after his lived life experiences after a rather short life span seems abundant today. It must be alarming, he'll be back to morning mischief in medical bay when he gets off shift from an uneventual watch in shuttle bay or gamma shift sitting in the pilot's seat letting the ship keep herself settle.

It's him who can't see it.

Now that he does have something to say on. « Introspect is hard. Uncomfortable. Easy to pick out flaws. » Clint knows that experience too well, too intimiately staring at mirror and judging himself for the human he is yesterday, the boy he was today, and the man he wants to be tomorrow. « Give him time. » Then he smiles, « If not I am very good at making knuckle sandwiches. »

Expression softens, pays more attention to her eyes and smile, the motions. He really can see that Carol has it bad for Captain James T. Kirk and there's no life raft to throw her. Kirk could maybe use a kick in the head for leaving her dangling, avoiding the big feelings talk and serious questions followed by committment.

« You can bug me any time Sparkle. » He teases her just as much, but Clint's not anyone without his friends and he is glad that he got her too.

it's almost embarrassing for her to find herself chasing after an unobtainable guy. never thought she'd see the day . . . as much as she plays it down & dismisses the whole thing, it stings quite a bit to know Jim may never get to the same point she is. should she try to move on before she gets hurt ? for once, she doesn't know what to do.

the distraction is WELCOME. she'd rather focus on Clint than herself. ❛   you guys are two peas in a pod, really.   ❜ she says with a hint of fondness in her voice, thinking about Lenny & Barton. she had no idea the three of them would get to be this close. it's nice to have a family outside her blood relatives, one she can count on. ❛   he'd never believe you.   ❜

she plays with the mug, moving it around every so often & watching the contents swirl before sipping. then, she repeats the whole process over & over. she lets out a short laugh before shaking her head & freeing her hands. «  more like : modesty, you don't know her.  »

her eyebrow raises as the conversation continues. «  a very ATTRACTIVE face ?  » before he started dating Peter, Jessica would have been his type. he's always had a thing for women who can kick his ass. all the wrong people until Parker showed up. see ? there must be someone perfect for her somewhere . . . her mind immediately goes to the captain. they fit so well together, don't they ? is she crazy ? can she be the only one who sees it ? ugh. she hates feeling like this because it doesn't suit her.

«  you're being unusually wise today.  » Carol jokes, nodding. «  we both know i can be pretty STUPID myself.  » but she appreciates that he's trying to comfort her. she understands where he's going with it, & she agrees. James has been struggling with embracing his identity for a while, & he's building his confidence as a captain. there's a lot on his plate without her adding drama into it. is she being inconsiderate ? demanding too much ? «  funny how we can see exactly who he is, & we all believe in him. it's him who can't see it.  »

maybe she should admit it. nothing wrong with it. it's not as if Clint will go around telling anyone; she knows he's trustworthy. «  we both know i'm NOT the sappy kind, but i'd, at least, like for him to admit that . . . i don't know.  » his feelings. «  this sucks. i'm afraid i will just push him away if i keep this up, so i need to keep playing it cool.  » she doesn't want to lose him either. god, she's just going around in circles.

«  how can you have it all figured out ?  » she winks at him, shrugging before taking another sip of coffee. «  i'm happy for you, Clint; you deserve it.  » he's been through a lot. «  i know we joke around a lot, but i appreciate your friendship.  » & now she doesn't have to tell him for another decade. «  thanks for listening to me whine.  »

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❝ Captain Sparkle could never get rid of me. ❞

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[ sent ] ⸺ hey

[ sent ] ⸺ HEY

[ sent ] ⸺ you wouldnt dare

[ sent ] ⸺ youd lose out on so much stuff

[ sent ] ⸺ youd miss me

[ sent ] ⸺ youd miss my words of wisdom

[ sent ] ⸺ youd suffer from lucky pics withdrawal

[ sent ] ⸺ you know im one of chewies better babysitters

[ sent ] ⸺ you love me

[ sent ] ⸺ im your favorite avenger after jess

[ sent ] ⸺ and tony

[ sent ] ⸺ god forbid someone else have take up slot number three

[ sent ] ⸺ im the best third favorite

[ sent ] ⸺ carol?

[ sent ] ⸺ sparkle?

[ sent ] ⸺ ✨SPARKLE✨

[ sent ] ⸺ you cant rid of me

[ sent ] ⸺ i am eternal

[ sent ] ⸺ until i die that is