#[ anons ]

[annabelle--cane]

you said it was national time loop yesterday though? and the day before that, too? i dunno, it just feels like you’ve been reblogging the same groundhog day posts for nearly a week now :(

anon I am so sorry to be the one to break this to you, but I think one of us is in the time loop. and I'll be real honest right now. it isn't me.

[wetcatspellcaster]

*Deep Breath*I wrote a Capaxath poem, as an intellectual exercise. Maybe I should have asked permission first, but I needed to see if I could actually complete something, else I embarrassed myself by having no follow through. If you don’t want to see it, for whatever reason, I won’t send it. But I wanted to acknowledge that you inspired a little creativity in someone else!

bro. BRO!!!!!

WHUT?

anon, why wouldn't I want to see it???? this is insane????? oh my god????

I 100% don't mind people working on things inspired by my silly little fics, I just very much appreciate acknowledgement/heads up like you've given in this message, or the handy little 'works inspired by' link that ao3 helpfully provides in order to stop things feeling like plagiarism. If you want to send me the poem, I'll be extremely humbled and maybe even a little insane about. If you put it up on ao3 or any other site, I'll link it here on this blog with your permission, and on the fic itself in a chapter note :)

if you want to keep it to yourself, that's also totally ok! congratulations on finishing a project :D

I am not a poet despite the English degree (licherally avoided analysing poetry in favour of prose every time) so I cannot promise my response will be clever or eloquent. But you're so right!!!!! knowing that I inspired creativity is wonderful, actually!!! and it's my elf fascist gay man???? WHAT!???!?!?

thank you so much anon, you made my day <3 x

[love-toxin]

Pwease pwease pwease if you have any more Conrad thoughts pls share if they're freak nasty then so be it

:) hehe.....

(cws: intox kink, gun kink)

Conrad would absolutely let you get sloshed when you try to drink with him, especially the first time. He'll let you think that you can handle as much as him, or even just the kind of liquor he drinks (homemade vodka, baby <3) and when you hit your limit and realize too late just how drunk you really are, Conrad will lay you down on his bed and just enjoy the view.

He'll get down on his side and watch you, how you squirm, or breathe heavy, or just lay still--he'll listen to you slur as you complain about how badly the room is spinning, and hush your little cries so sweetly when you start feeling sick. Any time you hold your hands over your face he gently pries them away, cause he wants to see you when you're this cute and vulnerable. He'll help you get those pesky clothes off, too. It's even better if you cling to him, cause he can just feel your little heartbeat racing as you whine and nuzzle your face into his chest. He can't help himself; he finds it so unbearably sexy to see you so weak over something as simple as booze. It reaffirms his natural instinct to keep you protected, because you're definitely not prepared for the world--not because you're incompetent, but because you're just too gentle and beautiful for a society that will do nothing but take advantage of you.

He'll soon find himself thinking of you like that when he's on contracts. Lining up the shot, holding the breath in his throat just before he pulls the trigger on the unsuspecting scum--he thinks of your sweet face, your laughter, your smile, and he finds himself wishing he could let loose a second bullet. The swine that he kills are horrendous, evil, and heartless people who reside in the lowest dregs of society, and to think of you falling victim to those same atrocities is enough to have him scowling the whole way home. He can only relax once you're back in his arms, and even then, he still worries. At the back of his mind, he'll always worry about you becoming prey.

That's why he cleans his guns routinely and keeps them loaded even when he's in the house. If you were to look closely and find all his hiding spots, you'd realize that he has ammunition within an arm's reach of wherever one could possibly be in the cabin. To keep you safe. The only time he unloads one is when he gets you drunk--that's when he can tilt your head back, lean over you, and drag the muzzle down your skin as he asks you if you want to bless it for him. Make it lucky, yeah? You won't even know the difference when he pushes it in; he'll just get to watch as you squirm in the crook of his arm, and drunkenly moan right against his ear while he helps you ride his favourite one.

[whatisnickname-reincarnated]

There was a time, then i made THIS just for fun... and now i feel kinda cringe about it🥲

more cringe 👇

[cuntphoric]

Is that even a question, sextape WILL be played during the wedding 😤

I have a wedding gift too😼

https://x.com/ladwct/status/1883745679140626789

The unlimited stamina is giving toji, its the heavenly restriction frfr 💀

Another smaller gift is if you like nu metal genre i highly recommend queen of the damned its a movie with vampires, bands, ancient (very hot) vampire who want to end humanity and subpar romance (plus it has a little deftones snippet too)

-toji p. Link anon (i cant take this name seriously 😭✋can i change it to 🗣️ please)

(ps i'm sorry if i talked to much feel free to ignore me😭)

FUCK YEAH next will be mascara near the end of the song so when we kiss it'll say the part "you're married to me" !!!

your link <-

OH MY ACTUAL FLIPPING FRYCOOKS ITS 10 MINUTES HOLD ON

and heres YOUR wedding gift

my link <-

31 minutes just for you <33

BUT REAL WTF??? saving that for later fr

AWWW OMG OKAY THANK YOU i loooveee getting movie/show reqs to watch ‼‼ as im typing this im already watching it and ill add in an edit after a couple of hours to say what i thought about it

YEAH OF COURSE ! ill change them up rn ^_^

i LOVE when people talk a lot please keep talking + id never ignore my sweet anons <33

edit: omg. so im gonna be rewatching this multiple times

[eupheme]

idk if you’re taking any requests and if you aren’t feel free to ignore this lol

but if you are would you write reader smothering Logan in kisses after she put on red lipstick leaving him covered in red kiss marks (maybe he has somewhere to be so he wipes them off but doesn’t realize he missed one till he gets called out on it)

ohh anon I love this!! 👀💖 I can’t imagine him being like “alright, already” but secretly like 🥰 on the inside (and ahh the thought of ‘reluctantly’ letting you leave a little kiss mark on him when you’re all going out because he heals too fast to leave a hickey!)

— your kiss is on my list

logan howlett x f!reader | 400 words

He’s good at pretending.

You catch him coming back from work just as you’re heading out. Tucked away in the stairway as you giggle, finding a hidden corner as you press your mouth against his.

No more than a stolen moment. Hands fisted in your jacket as you pepper kisses against his chin, the scruff of his facial hair. The side of his neck, just below the ear.

“Careful, sweetheart,” He coaxes, “You look gorgeous, don’t wanna mess up that lipstick of yours.”

Though he wants nothing more than to pull you closer. To whisk you away back upstairs - but he knows you’ve been talking about your night out with the girls all week.

And maybe he’s not ready to share you yet.

When you pull back you’re smiling, “Mm, I wouldn’t mind that. You coming over tonight?”

His hand cups your jaw, thumb rubbing under your lip to fix the slight smear, “Was already planning on it.”

It’s another minute before you’re through kissing him goodbye. His fingers lingering on his lips, as you disappear down the stairs.

If it was later, he wouldn’t mind getting a little marked up. Something that would stay against his skin, lingering until morning. Scattered across his chest, his stomach. A pretty red ring around his-

A sharp breath, as he clears his head. If he doesn’t get it together he’ll be tempted to go after you, and end your night a little early.

His hand scrubs across his mouth, wiping away the trace of you. The heel of his palm scraping across chin and jaw as he opens the apartment door.

Wade’s eyes flick his way as he enters, before he’s grinning in a way that makes his scowl deepen. Legs swinging as he jumps off the couch - coming over to brace himself on the counter, while Logan ducks down to peer in the fridge.

“Oh my god, you little liar. I knew you were hiding something from me, you’ve been way too chipper lately.” His roommate chirps, “When you bringing her over?”

“Who?” Logan barks defensively, tugging a beer free.

“Oh, I dunno,” Wade drawls - reaching out to poke a spot on his neck, “Whoever gave you that little masterpiece right there.”

Logan smacks his hand away with a growl. Fingers rubbing at his skin, seeing how they come back red. He sighs.

Fuck.

thank you again, anon! 💖 hope you liked this!

[corpseprxnce]

Hey how are you handling everything?

[runawaymarbles]

"trans women" aren't real women and need to be in asylums for the safety of women and female spaces

Having conducted a scientific study of all the trans women in earshot, I can report with confidence that some of them would consider being in a facility with only other trans women a fun and sexy time. And they also agree that your tax dollars should fund this

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

desperately missing your selfies rn

I’m still around, just laying low.

[devil-in-hiding]

Listen brother you literally singlehandedly turned me into a fuckin Price WHORE how the fuck did this happen how did i fall into this trap 💀 but you did it soooooooo just hear me out... HEAR ME OUT! price, this larger than life man who's dedicated his life to his job, this man who's written off the idea of even thinking about having a family cause he thinks he's past his prime or whatever the fuck and he's stuck in a hard place precisely because he's so proud of his accompliments as a captain while thinking that he's failed as a man at the same time. Then someone assigns him an assistant (see where i'm going with this), trying to slowly ease him into thinking about retirement and he protests so much. It's the nail in the coffin for him. He loathes the mere thought of someone invading his space and making him feel so brittle and incompetent but he doesn't have the authority to reject high command's decisions and so he agrees with gritted teeth and fire in his eyes

Then you show up and you prove to be good at what you do, but you're also everything he's low key ever dreamed of and he's STRUGGLING trying to come to terms with the fact that he'll never have you. That he's too old and that you two are in entirely different stages of your life, that he'd hold you back and that someone else would be far better suited

BUT JUST SPARE THE THOUGHT for him recognizing that you've developed a huge crush on him. Gigantic. You're suddenly so flustered around him, very unprofessional. You mess up constantly but he is by no means mad!!!!!

If anything you made his life so much sweeter omg he's SO cocky about it and he's UNBEARABLE!!! He's the definition of "I still got it ;)" and he's trying to rile you up on purpose... but he'd never go farther than some flirty comments and lingering touches. He's locked in his duty and convinced you'll move on soon. Still flattering tho

But then your crush doesn't fade. It's not going away.

It's. Not. Going. Away!!!!!!

ITS BEEN A FULL YEAR

And he's just "!!!" completely shuts down because why the hell are you still interested in him? Have you seen yourself? Have you noticed the looks you get? The looks HE gets as your boss????

But he's also thinking whether you'd like to be married, whether you'd like to have kids......and soon that's all he thinks about and all he talks about

DO YOU HEAR ME 😭😭😭 sorry this got so fucking long when its so stupid but i needed to say this

anon i love you, this is literally art because yes this is my wavelength of Price x assistant!reader

head over heels for him 10 months in after countless nights of forcing his stubborn ass to go to his quarters and get some sleep after finding him slouched over his desk, hat askew and snoring

early mornings where you are are still bleary eyed and nodding off as you try to write his calendar, only to find yourself on one of the couches a little later, surrounded by the four of them, Price seated next to you, one of HIS blankets draped over you

it’s very much a beautiful sweet cat falling for the old army dog who would bite off anyone’s hand who comes near HIS feline

he truly expects for your feelings to fade one day, more than prepared for you to find a partner, god half the base eyes you up and down as you obediently trot after him, heart in your eyes as you gaze at his strong shoulders

but that day never comes, you’re there every morning with his cuppa and a smile that is just for him, genuine and sweet.

He isn’t sure how he was deemed a worthy enough man for you to enter his life, by he’ll be damned if he lets this slip through his fingers

[annabelle--cane]

Hey just so you know you accidentally tagged that taken ill fanart as yma instead of tma. In case you wanted to find it again later

oh so you haven't heard of hit horror podcast yhe magnus archives?

[werewolfaday]

Any good werewolf content? Like books or movies. I really love werewolves and I rarely see content of them online

oh gosh uh see i'm like in the same boat as you. it's very hard to find quality werewolf media that's not alpha male type smut or bad horror movies (though some of those are fun) or . teen wolf, which i have only watched a couple episodes of and cannot in good faith recommend

an american werewolf in london, ginger snaps, and dog soldiers are really good movies with very fun practical effects. one of my professors actually worked on the werewolves for dog soldiers! the howling is not a good movie but i kind of love it i can't lie. OH and you should watch the wolf man even though i don't love that movie; it's just really important to understand where the modern understanding of werewolves comes from! (edit: SOMEONE IN THE TAGS also mentioned van helsing and that movie sucks in such A Way but the werewolf designs ROCK!!!! all of the monster designs do. i have had a very specific vision of it where i make the main character a butch. maybe someday i'll draw that)

i have heard good things about the marvel miniseries werewolf by night but i haven't watched it. and if you do watch it pirate it bc fuck disney + marvel.

wolfwalkers is a really well-made and sweet animated movie i would solidly recommend to anyone. beautiful art style, great message, and a really fun interpretation of werewolves.

dungeon meshi has some fun lycanthrope stuff in some of the chapters!!

there's a comic i really love called "After Dark" (on Webtoon) and I have to admit I only have the time to see the creator's posts on instagram, which are snippets of the story. but I adore the art style and characters a lot. you can follow them on twitter here!

Night Class is another (mlm/werewolf) comic and I'll link its twitter here. Really dig the art style too!!

uhh but lemme recommend some of my favorite werewolf creators on tumblr too! because truly we are lacking in good lycan media and i would recommend more indie stuff to fill that niche in more interesting ways:

@gorgynei

@nataliedecorsair

@wolfskulljack-art

@senkkei

@piskikone

@kinerxy

@trashasaurusrex

@blackbackedjackal!

lastly i'm gonna link a pdf of my favorite medieval poem, Bisclavret!! it's about a king and his werewolf.

[love-toxin]

would yuri kill me if i managed to divorce him

No....but that doesn't mean the alternative is any better. Kill you? Why would he ever kill you? :) If you managed to leave him, if you thought he was so awful and weak that you couldn't stand the sight of him anymore, well, that just means he has so much work to do to prove you wrong! He won't kill you <3

But he will get the yakuza to obliterate whoever you left him for. It has to be someone, you wouldn't just leave him for no reason--oh, but don't worry! He'll forgive you for cheating. It was just a mistake. Don't even try to defend yourself, don't try to tell him you weren't, or that they were just a friend. He's past that in a second, he just wants you back. In fact, he'll make sure that no place is safe for you except for the spot at his side. The locks on your apartment doors will be smashed, you'll have your house ransacked, your car jacked, and people will follow you home and around town just to scare the shit out of you. Yuri will slowly drive you insane because being without you makes him feel like he's absolutely lost his mind. He's going to make you paranoid and scared. He's not going to hurt you (and god save Makoi and his boys if they do so by accident) but don't think that means your life isn't going to get significantly worse once you leave him.

Besides, it's til death do you part, no? Just because you broke your vows doesn't mean he's breaking his. He's determined to die in the same coffin as you--he's your husband even if you don't think of him that way anymore, and it'll only be a matter of time before you come to your senses and come back to your hubby. He loves you, after all! And he's sure nobody else could ever love you quite as much as he does.

[certified-door-posts]

ON MY DOORPOSTING SIDE BLOG???

[himboskywalker]

fucking insane to be posting anti fascism and leftist political posts and then it turns out your one of those master padawan pedophile freaks.disgusting pervert

“Italian fascism pursued what it called "moral hygiene" of youth, particularly regarding sexuality.[280] Fascist Italy promoted what it considered normal sexual behaviour in youth while denouncing what it considered deviant sexual behaviour.[280] It condemned pornography, most forms of birth control and contraceptive devices (with the exception of the condom), homosexuality and prostitution as deviant sexual behaviour, although enforcement of laws opposed to such practices was erratic and authorities often turned a blind eye.[280] Fascist Italy regarded the promotion of male sexual excitation before puberty as the cause of criminality amongst male youth, declared homosexuality a social disease…”

Baby girl I can see that you’re new here so I’m gonna say this real slow and loud so it’s easy to understand. Your policing and moralizing of other people’s fictional interests is in itself a tenant of fascism. Just because what I write about two fictional characters that don’t exist disgusts you,does not make me a pedophile nor does it make me a bad person. Here’s a reading rec list for you that might be helpful.

The Plague of Fantasies-Slavoj Žižek

Public Sex:The Culture of Radical Sex-Pat Califia

Why are people into that? A cultural investigation of kink-Tina Horn

Dubcon-Milena Popova

Also maybe get laid? The only kind of person I can imagine checking out my blog from an Andor post and then getting that mad over someone else’s fanfiction is someone who desperately needs an orgasm lmao