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bruisedconscience · 22 days ago

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this is not a drill, I think my evil college roommate FROM WHEN WE WENT TO SCHOOL IN A DIFFERENT STATE FIVE+ YEARS AGO is my NEW UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR

i am almost 100% sure I saw her leaving my building (she has fun little berets and likes to dress Very European from being raised overseas in the military (i was raised in vacaville and went to school on TAFB like a wild dog)) AND THERES BANGING UPSTAIRS OF SOMEONE NAILING THINGS INTO THE WALL IN THEIR NEW APARTMENT AT 8PM

MY FRIEND MOVED OUT A FEW WEEKS AGO AND WHAT IF MY EVIL COLLEGE ROOMMATE MOVED IN!!!!

please keep me in your thoughts this is Shakespeare levels of dramatic irony, this is an entirely different state from the one we went to college in, I moved here first… Get out!! >:T

#[ THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID TONIGHT SHOULD BE SPOOKY GOD ]#[ note: she is evil because she made fun of me and spoke down to me a lot #i didn’t realize this until an outside observer our Other roommate told me #and I think Evil Roommate (ERM) must have heard bc she got EVEN COLDER to me ]#ooc #whining

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