#[ LOL WHY IS HE OLDER THAN PEROSPERO ]

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[ Clearly I’m not paying attention but --- WHEN WAS IT ANNOUNCED THAT CAESAR IS 55 YEARS OLD ????? HE LOOKS SO YOUNG WHAT THE HECK !!!!!!!!! ]

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Hi can i have a hcs of being the older sister of vivi killer drake and katakuri who is nice and compasionate please-Sarah

I'm sorry this took... embarrassingly long to complete. And I'm not gonna lie, it was rather difficult for me to come up with good headcanons for this request. I'm really not proud of this one, but... hopefully you'll like it at least a bit, dear ^^'

Having a kind older sister headcanon

Nefeltari Vivi

Vivi absolutely adores and looks up to you!

secretly, she wants to grow up to be just as much of an amazing and kind person as you are

however she can also be a bit of a brat and a little rebel from time to time; especially in her younger years she would often switch between wanting to be with you and wanting to be left alone in a matter of seconds

sometimes, when she's in an especially mischievious mood, she even goes as far as to hide from you on the palace grounds all day long

seeing how your mother died when you and your little sister were still pretty young, your dad Cobra was initially the one who tried to take on both parental roles and raise you to the best of his abilities; but since he's also the King of Alabasta and has a lot of responsibilities to take care of, it didn't quite work out in the long run. Thus you jumped in for him, taking on both a sisterly as well as a motherly role for Vivi as she was growing up

still, Cobra is extremely protective of his two girls and therefore you're rarely allowed to leave his sight or the palace. But that ain't stopping you from occasionally sneaking out in secret, and once Vivi is old enough to accompany you, you bring her along. Those little 'trips' later on fueled her desire to sneak out on her own and make friends with the other children in Alabasta

every evening, when it's time for bed, she sits down with you and proudly tells you about the things she did that day while you brush through her hair

although she's eager to share most of her hobbies and adventures with you, the one thing that Vivi is extremely cautious about is letting you meet her friends. Grown people aren't allowed in their club, so when she finally decides to introduce you to Koza and the rest, you have to promise not to tell anyone

you're the one person Vivi can confide in 100% and she knows that her secrets are always safe with you- even from Papa Cobra

so it's only natural that you were also the first person she told about her plans to infiltrate Baroque Works

and while Vivi is away on her secret mission, you make sure to help your little sis from the inside by delivering informations about the current situation in Alabasta. All while keeping up the facade of the good older princess who believes that Sir Crocodile is a hero, of course

when she finally comes back home with Luffy and the Strawhats, you do everything in your power to assist them in their plan to get the country back from the Warlord. With an all-out civil war right around the corner Vivi especially needs you as emotional support and counts on your wisdom to help with her decisions. You're her big sister after all, and if there's anyone she needs to have by her side while she's facing all of the coming chaos, it's you.

Killer

you know those rebellious teenagers that are always like "Moooom, don't tell me what to do!!!!"? That's Killer, but in little brother form

he definitely doesn't like being coddled or looked after. Yes, he gets into fights and danger regularly, but it's normal. He doesn't need you to chew him out for it every time

despite that, he really really does love you though. Hence why he's occasionaly pushing you away- as pirate he's living a dangerous life, and he doesn't want his nice and sweet big sister to get caught up in it

his way of showing apprecation for you has always been a bit unusual, even back when he was young. One time, when you were still living together, Killer tried to surprise you by cooking your favorite food for your birthday; but he ended up setting your house on fire instead, forcing you to move again

when you were still children you would occasionally babysit your little brother as well as his best bud Kid, and things often got out of control when you three were together

especially the little redhead seemed to be in a rather provocative mood whenever you were around. Sometimes Kid would declare that you'll be his woman one day, which always ticked off Killer and caused him to start fights with his friend

even to this day, Killer still tries to keep you away from Kid. He adores his friend and captain, but also really doesn't want him to try and get flirty with you... again. That's just all kinds of wrong

it's not just Kid though, no one else in the crew is allowed to comment on your looks/attricteveness/whatever either, or they'll have to deal with a pretty mad Killer

nowadays he's a lot more relaxed when it comes to you and your presence around the crew though. From time to time he still berates or tells you that you are too friendly for your own good, but deep down he's appreciative of your caring nature and how you always treated him with kindness

one thing that never really changed is Killer's desire to cook by your side and show off all the things he learned within the past few years

you're the only person he feels the need to impress and who's criticism actually matters to him even if he accepts it with a scoff

X Drake

although he's the younger sibling, Drake is actually the protective one. Because of your kind nature he's always afraid that someone might try to use you

he's pretty clingy as a kid, and it honestly doesn't change much as he's getting older

you were the one that took care of him after your father died, so naturally he's always been looking at you for guidance and comfort from a young age on

as a result you're the only person that can claim to know Drake 100%. He can't keep secrets from you either, sometimes it's even as if you know him better than he does

although he knows he can always come to you with his problems and secrets, Drake is pretty hesitant to do so. Scared that you might get dragged into his dangerous affairs, he heavy-hearted decides that it's for the best to keep you in the dark about his life as double-agent

although he feels a bit guilty to keep you in the dark about his affiliations, it does have some perks as well. Thanks to his job he was able to secure you a nice house in a calm (and most importantly, protected) living area that's close to his marine base

you could say it's his way of 'repaying' you for taking care of him for so long. Drake loves you and can't help but feel as if he's in your debt

as long as his job allows it he makes sure to visits you at least once or twice a month to make sure that you're doing good

during those visits he often thinks back to what your life used to be like when you were kids, and the mood quickly turns sober as he remembers his abusive father. That's usually when it's time for you to step in and change the topic

just ask Drake about his crushes or if there is a woman he's got his eyes on and he'll turn all sorts of red again lol

huh, maybe there is someone he's interested in. But he can't tell you because you'd probably just offer to help him win her over, which is bound to end in disaster...

instead of talking about his preferences when it comes to women he'd rather tell you about the new limited edition Germa action figure he managed to get his hands on! And boom- just like that, your little bro is in a better mood again

can you imagine how excited Drake would be to tell you about his encounter with Stealth Black tho...? You'd probably have to calm him down during the call so he won't hyperventilate lmao

Charlotte Katakuri

much like Killer, Katakuri also doesn't like being coddled

back when you were young and still sailing around with the family, it was usually your and Perospero's unofficial job to look after the younger siblings while Big Mom was doing... y'know, pirate stuff

most of the kids were doing fine under your watch, but Katakuri always had a strong tendency to get in trouble. You would often scold him for starting fights with others and tell him that he shouldn't pay any mind to whatever insults they throw at him; unfortunately though he hardly ever listened

and after the incident with Brûlée, he completely isolated himself from everyone- including you. He also felt a tinge of guilt for not listening to your advice, since it might have kept his sister from getting hurt

it takes years, almost decades until Katakuri feels ready to open up again- and if it wasn't for how compassionate you were and that you never judged or pressured him, it might have taken even longer

eventually he tries to mend your relationship by inviting you to one of his meriendas, where you finally get the chance to talk about everything

from there on out you two slowly get reacquainted with one another and become friends again

and this time, he actually listens to your advice and takes it to heart

Katakuri still keeps up the appearance of the strong and cold older brother around the other siblings, but when he's with you he's more relaxed and sometimes even okay with talking about his pent-up frustration

whenever he returns from a mission he checks in with Mama first (that's obligatory) and then gets some donuts, pays you a visit to see how you've been holding up during the days he was gone, and explains what he's been up to

he's always looking out for you and whenever Mama suggests that it's time for you to marry some crazy psycho for the sake of an alliance, Katakuri would do everything in his powers to help you convince her that it was a bad idea

frankly Katakuri respects you more than his own mother and is very glad to have someone who doesn't put him on a pedestral or holds him to some insanely high standards. It makes him feel a bit more... human.

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I seen your headcanons for the Charlotte Family! I really like them! Can you share more? It can be in-canon or more modern headcanons! Oh, and I love your thoughts on Perospero! He's my favorite alongside Katakuri! I also thinks he a very good brother that knows everything about his little siblings! I like to think Perospero is the closest thing the family has to a father-figure & that the siblings are rather possessive of Perospero because they don't to share him with anyone outside the family!

This has been in my inbox forever and I’m so sorry for not answering it, I’ve just been a little braindead on the headcanon front lately. 

A few headcanons about the Charlotte Family:- Amande draws a lot of attention wherever she goes, and she did this even before she or the family were well-known to the outside world. Something about her just captures people’s attention.- Smoothie respects Big Mom and the older siblings a lot, almost to the point of reverence- Perospero, since he’s the oldest, is Big Mom’s eyes and ears when it comes to the goings-on of Totto Land. That is, however, until one of his younger siblings ends up having some sort of mental breakdown – and this happens far more often than any of them would care to admit. At least once, they’ve all had a moment of “Oh my God, what are we doing,” as they come to the sudden realisation that their mother is a horrible person and that they are attached to her solely out of fear. When this happens, one of the older kids will try to calm them down and help them through it (since they’ve all been there themselves) and Perospero will lie to Mama and say that the sibling in question is unwell or has gone somewhere. It’s the only time he can lie to her convincingly- The older siblings who tend to deal with this sort of thing when they can are Peros, Katakuri, Oven, Amande, Brulee, Smoothie Galette and so on. Some, like Daifuku and Cracker, aren’t great with emotional stuff like this and are more of the opinion that they should just suck it up.

Modern AU:- Despite Katakuri’s love of music, he has never been to a concert. The Charlotte family was never exactly the type to encourage the pursuit of one’s interests unless it came in direct benefit to the family or was something their mother approved of directly (hence why so many of them ended up in the food industry in some way.) At this point, he’s gained enough personal freedom and trust from Mama that he could probably sneak off to a concert if he really wanted to, but he feels like he’s too old now. - Sometimes the younger girls in the family have sleepovers where they bitch about their brothers and do each other’s hair and talk about their crushes which will inevitably not go anywhere since Mama is the one who picks their marriage partners. Still, it’s nice to borrow makeup from one another and be able to feel like normal kids for a while- Dating is technically not allowed in the family. A lot of them still do it anyway, obviously, but it’s with the knowledge that it will never go anywhere unless you’re willing to elope and lose all contact with the rest of the family, or die. Most of them blow off steam with brief flings or one-night stands, but very few of the Charlotte siblings have ever been in a committed relationship. The idea of being in love with someone and having a relationship that lasts into the future is almost bizarre to them. Sex is treated like a bodily function, like eating or sleeping, and marriage is a contractual obligation made between two parties for mutual benefit. Romantic love? Ridiculous.

Ty for the ask! i’m still happy to take headcanon requests but if y’all could be a liiiiiiiiiittle bit more specific about what you’re looking for (since the entire family is pretty vague lol) that would be helpful! More headcanons here!

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How does the Biscuit bunch (which is now my new nickname for your kids) interact with their aunts and uncles? Do they have a favourite?

ADWHQUSJWWJ OMG BISCUIT BUNCH SOUNDS SO ADORABLE,,,,, I 100% APPROVE OF THAT NEW TITLE FOR MY BABIES---😭👏🏻💖💕

Ayayay and the question shall be answered in seperate columns again to keep things a little clean (~⌒▽⌒)~! Thank you boo for sending something❤

Trifle's favorite auntie... is actually Flampe! (I know, I know- hear me out xD)

She was one of the first Charlotte siblings to be brought along to the hospital when the twins were born, and ever since she first laid eyes on Trifle, she's been enarmored by her cuteness. (of course Flampe still insists that she's the cutest, but her little niece is definitely up there somewhere- and therefore a worthy 'prodigy' in her books xD). Especially when they were both still little Flampe would sometimes come over for playdates, and their 'playtime' often consisted of them giving each other cheap make-overs and dressing up in their Mama's/Sister-in-law's oversized maternity clothes lol. Once Trifle got older she regularly starts to participate in certain contests hosted by her aunt as well, and after she eats her Moth Devil Fruit they can also often be found flying/floating around Tottoland together lol. Unlike her aunt tho Trifle does not really have a mean streak and tends not to get it when Flampe is being nasty to someone, but she also isn't always around when stuff like that happens so she's mostly unaware of her aunt's... well, 'bratty' side. Custard is another favorite of hers, and she's actually also the one that taught Trifle how to swordfight and use a gun! (since Cracker initially didn't like the thought of his baby girl getting her hands dirty and therefore forbid her to touch weapons lol)

Pretzel is very close to his uncles Oven and Perospero, as well as his aunt Compote. He admires Oven for his immense physical strength and how powerful he is, hence why he wants to learn from him and his Papa how to be a strong knight one day! But while he's still young they mostly just "play" together with a bit of training mixed in. However his uncle can get quite rough and occasionally Pretzel might come home with a few small bruises anyway (much to his mother's horror lmao). Since he's also a pretty quiet and well-behaved child, his oldest uncle and aunt often enjoy his company as well and even taught him a few things about manners and how to treat those older than him with respect. Plus Pretzel is lowkey addicted to his uncle's special candies, so there you have another prime reason why he likes to visit him so much xD

Eclair can often be found hanging out with her uncle Mont-d'Or. Both are rather reclusive and share a passion for fiction, so although he didn't really want to have anything to do with her back when she was still a drooling toddler, he eventually warmed up to the little girl when he realized that she's almost nothing like her loud and proud Papa (although she does share his mischievious side huhu...). The two often meet up in the Whole Cake Chateau library and quietly read together; and sometimes, when no one is looking, Mont-d'Or might even use his powers to let his niece experience the wonders of his books firsthand. And her adorable amazement at it looowkey amuses the usually so stoic man. Aside from Mont-d'Or, Eclair also likes her aunt Galette quite a lot. The latter would often dress her niece up and give her fashion advice, which eventually fueled Eclair's passion for drawing and keeping an eye out for pretty things~

Dodger usually likes to keep the company of those aunts and uncles that can match his dastardly troublemaker energy lol. Meaning Anglais, Angel, Anana and sometimes even Daifuku are people he likes to hang around the most. Brûlée also drops by quite often to babysit her little nephew, mainly because she sternly refuses to believe that he's a lost cause and still hopes that someday she will be able to install him with some proper manners... but in the end, she always gets pulled into Dodger's immature antics anyways. (like that one time he tricked her into helping him fill his uncle Katakuri's leather boots with pudding)

Cherry is also really close to her aunt Brûlée, but in contrast to her older brother, she can't really cause too much trouble on her own yet lol. As a toddler she is actually pretty tame, and therefore a lot more easy to deal with (at least as long as you keep your eyes on her so she can't crawl away huhu). She loves it when her auntie sings to her or plays "where is my nose" with her (which is really quite amusing to play with Brûlée xD). But aside from her, Cherry also likes those aunts and uncles that can make her feel warm and safe when she's in their arms lol. And for a,,, ahem, certain reason uncle Katakuri also got a secret soft spot for her.... but psssstt----