#[ Anon ]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Orrrrr there was a genuine fuck up of some sort? Maybe mass reports by terfs. Like idk I doubt the tumblr overlords are out to get your girlfriend specifically, otherwise all (poc) trans women (esp popular accs) would be affected, be it simple selfies or especially nsfw stuff you can find in the trans tag, but alas

do you sincerely believe that brown people on this website aren't disproportionately policed by Tumblr's moderation or are you just saying something stupid on purpose because youve got nothing better to do?

[markscherz]

Sir how did you single Handedly discover 95 species of frog. I am still in college for Bio rn, and the academic process seems to take 100 Years to get anything finalized, how were we missing 95 species of frog and how did you discover all of them in a timely manner?

Simple: I didn't. None of my work is done without a large and amazing team, including me and my colleagues, the students we take along, the local guides, the camp cook (the most important member of every field team!), the lab technicians, et cetera. You don't have to do it all by yourself.

Taxonomy is a generation ship; we have to train our own successors in order to see the discipline survive, and hope to achieve the dream of 'completing' the inventory (possible in vertebrates, impossible in most invertebrate groups). If every generation had to start from scratch, or if a lack of collaboration meant all workers would have to work on their own, we would constantly be losing decades of work (and we do in some disciplines, which is a disaster!).

Most of the species I have described (or perhaps 'co-described' would be a better way to say it) were not actually discovered by me, but by my colleagues, including my former PhD supervisors. I myself have actually discovered (i.e. been the first one to collect for science) less than a quarter of the species I've described, I think (but have also discovered many more that have not yet been described).

Also, Madagascar is just special; it has huge levels of endemism, including micro-endemism, and just off-the-charts frog diversity. Consequently, visits to even well-surveyed protected areas frequently result in new species discoveries. But my team and I mostly target previously unvisited or poorly known forests, and consequently we stack the deck in favour of discovering new species.

(by the way, it's actually 103 now, but that is not the point)

[bigidiotenergytm]

How did the suitors react to when Vasileios transitioned?

there's a reason a handful of them stayed (ft @messymoonmad 's gay ass suitors)

[fckmebarnes]

thinking about bucky calling you a good girl during sex for the first time and when it gets a reaction out of you he’s all like “oh, you like that?”

fuck i’m so horny for him

he’s fucking you missionary and you dont even do anything — you’re just laid there pretty taking his cock like he knew you could when it just slips out.

“good girl baby, there you go,” he praises as he eases his thick cock into your wet pussy, feeling you open up for him and swallow his length hole

you tense at the term, ‘good girl’ and for a second, bucky thinks he’s done something wrong. his hand immediately goes to cup your cheek, worry lacing his gaze. “you okay, doll? does it hurt?”

yes, but no — not in the way you’d think. it hurts in a pleasurable way. no what got you was the praise.

“i’m okay,” you whisper softly, a whimper leaving your throat as his thumb comes to find your bottom lip and traces gently over it, your mouth slightly opening. his eyes keep glued to your mouth opening for his thumb before he slips it in at the same time he pushes his cock fully into you

“good girl,” he praises again and this time he notices the way you melt against his palm and suddenly it clicks. “oh, princess.” he coos, your tongue wrapping around his thumb as you suck on the digit — his hips pulling back before slowly sinking into you again.

[devotion-disorder]

Idk what it is but noel actually frightens me 😭😭😭😭 like i feel like killian is your scariest yandere but Noel is the one who scares me and none of the others💔💔

[antimony-medusa]

gosh i am so so sorry to come into your askbox with this but you seem a knower of things and as an extreme latecomer to this fandom, i have been. a little bit genuinely mystified by the ""dadza"" phenomenon in general? like i've seen figures or characters Assigned Dad At Fanbase before but it's usually because of like. dad hobbies or jokes or fashion sense or an actual child they talk about often or a tendency to actually make "ah yes, i'm your dad" comments/jokes, none of which the real streamer seems to have or do, or a some manner of "gruff character is soft and caring under the surface and looks out for children" archetype, which his RP character doesn't seem to be (outside of MAYBE qsmp, the story that literally became about parenting through peril, but i know this goes back further than that). Is it just because he's older by internet standards and people can't imagine people with more than a 3-year age difference interacting in a way that isn't """parental""? was it a one-off joke that got taken too far? is this all a symptom from the dsmp plot point that snowballed to the extreme? i need to ask because it is just SO far-reaching and i see no clear origin and as you can imagine that is confusing.

Okay so. This is a fascinating question because as I throw my mind back I am a little fuzzy on the actual order of events. I think it was a bunch of things happening that kind of compounded, but to the best of my knowledge what happened was:

Through SMPEarth and MCC, the original sleepy bois becomes popular. Technoblade, Philza, and Wilbur Soot. Shipping is frowned on, so people start getting invested in a family dynamic (often with all three of them as siblings). Through a MCC win, Tommyinnit (also exploding in popularity) gets added to the "official sleepy boys" dynamic, and now we have 4/4— still often interpreted as siblings, if you ever read Snapshots in Lavender, which is drawing from this time period.

Wilbur particularly is huge into the family dynamic, often talking about being twins with techno, brothers with tommy, and referring to Phil as dad and Dadza (cause he was ten years older and that means of course he's OLD and DAD, and Wilbur had a daddy kink). When SBI joins DSMP, wilbur takes the opportunity to canonize Phil as his dad in lore at the same time as he makes Phil kill his character, and tries repeatedly to make Techno his twin, and refers to tommy and him as "like brothers" a lot. Tommy plays into the dadza stuff (he is like a decade and a half younger than Phil so at least it makes more sense) and also is clearly relying on Phil for things like tech support and moral support as the fandom is exploding. Phil is dependable and safe, therefore dad. Fandom takes this and RUNS with it. Passerine happens, and Phil gets written as the dad of wilbur and tommy, Techno as an ambiguously sworn brother to phil, and brother/father/mentor to wilbur and tommy.

Pandemic is happening. 30k people are showing up to Phil streams. TTS off kids basically in distress are latching onto Phil as a supportive and dependable figure who they are seeing as dad in fanfic and on Wilbur streams as Wilbur is playing up the dad thing whenever he interacts with Phil. Phil is like (to the fandom) sure if you haven't got a dad or a good dad you can call me dad I guess and just sort of laughs at his friends calling him dad.

Techno puts his foot down in canon that Wilbur is not his twin, though that doesn't stop either Wilbur or the fandom, and Phil clarifies that Tommy isn't his kid, and Techno isn't his kid, just Wilbur, and this does not stop fandom at all. Tommyinnit's Unbeatable Method and Clinic for Supervillains are written in this period, and Phil dad and techno+wilbur+tommy trio of kids are locked in. Other huge fanfics use this lens— importance of being kind, ars poetica, his curse of binding— a few people such as silverwing are doing techno and phil platonic marriage with wilbur and tommy adopted kids, but the phil=dad lens is inescapable. Even bones in the ocean, which I think might be the biggest phil-centric fic, has a subplot about him being wilbur's dad and how that went.

We start getting into fandom schisms about if Phil is a good dad or a bad dad in canon, with his treatment of Wilbur/Ghostbur/Tommy being variously argued. A common refrain is that cc phil is a great dad, c phil is a terrible dad, so this fic is writing phil as a good dad cause that's what's real. Phil in real life continues to have no actual children, but the fandom refers to Phil as techno+tommy+wilbur's dad so often that he puts "father of three" as his end screen. [EDIT: i have been informed that Tommy made that and send it to Phil and told him to put it as his end screen, so that was still Phil just playing along.] It becomes a common interpretation that okay in LORE phil is only wilbur's dad, but in like pure SBI phil is everybody's dad, and people are writing just the pure character dynamic, not LORE. This is still tagged as not RPF. Dark SBI starts to happen.

The DSMP kind of stutters to a halt, with various endings good bad or contentious. Technoblade passes. The fandom declines, but the fan fiction is kind of self sustaining at this point and has firmly established character interpretations. People are regularly showing up to Phil streams to call him dad. He keeps saying that he's just a guy playing block game, but it's fine if people call him dad if that helps them.

QSMP happens. Wilbur immediately assigns Phil as his dad again, though Phil manages to wiggle out of it enough to say that it's not a bio relationship, they just met on the train. Phil becomes a father of an egg child, and the Phil good/bad dad wars start up again. People start interpreting DSMP canon through the lens of Phil's QSMP actions and explaining how that makes him a good or bad dad. However, shipping is kinda legalized due to Phil having a (platonic) husband, so the lens of viewing Phil as a character in a relationship starts up, but the phil-dad people also continue, notably interpreting team bolas as a family with phil as the dad, and starting wars on the wiki about who gets listed as Phil's family and how/why.

Wilbur is revealed as a domestic abuser, the QSMP ends, and both arms of the fandom decline again. Phil's stream numbers are declining to a more manageable level where he can actually read chat and respond to donos, and he starts responding more firmly to people saying that they love him, dadza, saying that that's parasocial and they don't know him. He is notably no longer laughing at it, and he re-emphasizes that he's just a guy playing block game on the internet. We still get like one dono a stream fully latched onto him as their dad.

A year later, Phil blocks dadza in his chat.

Which is to say to my knowledge it mostly came from fanfiction/other people, and Phil went along with it, and now he is no longer going along with it. He has never seemed particularly dad-y to me, but people viewing him through a wilbur-centric or tommy-centric lens had that wiring laid down for them, and then the fandom fucking Took Off With It with how popular those characters/character focuses were. That's my understanding of what happened, if anyone else wants to chime in go for it.

[retquits]

yknow how stardew valley has npc mods? Id KILL for a monroe fom mod!!! not even to romance him, just to have our farmers interact XD

AWW that'd be a very ambitious project, but fun to imagine! 🥺

monroe is an introvert & would take some patience, but if you threw enough blue things at him he'd warm up eventually LOL 🤲🐟

[biggestqiblifan]

Alright sooooo

I'll hoard them first, laugh at the silliness and enjoy your haunting. Then you'll recieve an answer in 2-3 years :) (But I'll answer EVENTUALLY)

[911onabcbts]

Do we know what time of year the current episodes are supposed to be set in? I suspect Eddie wouldn’t officially relocate him and Chris back to LA until Chris finishes the school year. Time in 9-1-1 never makes sense 😅

I really wish I knew.

Eddie’s facetime screen in 8x8 says it’s November 2024, which makes sense with Masks/Halloween being not long before.

And we know 8x9 isn’t set that long after, and according to Tim there’s a 2 week skip between Maddie’s kidnap ordeal to Eddie moving to Texas. Then in 8x12 he says he’s lived there for 3 weeks now.

SO. It should be February 2025 at latest around that time, right?

Well.

Eddie’s license plate shown in 8x13 said expires december 2025 and it’s a 30 day one. Which makes it November 2025.

So basically who knows when it is 😭

[returnofeternity]

ooh i loved the fic you wrote about nat. i would love to see soft service top nat x reader who just wants to make her girl feel good <3

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she lovessss making you feel good. think she's so the type to cum just from giving you pleasure so you don't even get the opportunity to return the favor :( her mouth is back on you before you can even ask sometimes. and besides, it does feel nice to be taken care of by her....

ugh. soft nat. being so gentle with you in all areas, like her kisses, her touches, the way she undresses you, the way she guides you down on the bed. it almost makes you cry. she talks you through it too 😭😭😭😭 "that's it, just let go. cum on my face, baby." "you feel fuckin' amazing around my fingers, god. keep using them like that." as she makes you bounce on them, her words making you spill over the edge. just praises all around that make you feel all fuzzy.

gives you so many orgasms because it's what you deserve, and in any way you want!! you want her strap? you got it. she's gonna make you cream on it until you end up squirting. you want her fingers? she'll continue until her fingers start cramping, and even then she tells you to keep using her if you want. want her tongue? yes, please! she gives you so many kisses on your clit and shoves her tongue so far inside of you. you just want to sit on her face and use her? go right ahead. she lets you know that she wants to choke on your juicies, don't you worry your pretty little mind about how she's doing down there as your thighs suffocate her, she's fine!

but making her feel good? god, just the thought excites you. thinking of nat who's more of a gasper/heavy breather during sex but when you finalllyyy get your mouth on her, she can't hold it in anymore and gets so noisy.

even just a hickey from you has her grasping your sides and lifting her hips into yours.

taking your sweet, sweet time making her feel good because she's taken such good care of you, it's what she deserves. her mind is spinning and she can't even get a word out when you ask her if she likes it. you know she does, you just wanna tease her ;b

feeling her thighs quake around your head as you eat her out, understanding why she loves pleasing you so much because god it's addicting. nat who wants to hold your hand as she cums :(( nat who can't stop saying "thank you" as you make her cum, body shaking and her legs twitching because you're so good to her.

strapping her down for the first time. you're a bit nervous because you've never done this, and she's so sweet as she reassures you :( you almost forget that you're about to ruin her guts <3 watching her face very closely as you slide inside of her, grinning at how her mouth opens and how her jaw clenches.

nat who creams so much on the dildo that it stains the bedsheets.

nat who starts letting you please her after she's had her time with you because she ended up loving it.

thinking. double ended dildo so both of you can please each other.

[simpjaes]

hear me out: jay and jake kissing to “practice for girls”..

warning: jayke want each other. some context: the one where Jay and Jake are assigned to be roommates on campus for their sophomore year of college. after months of lying to each other about getting around in terms of sex, they both realize they're entirely at a loss, virgins, and...they need practice before actually trying to live up to their own lies.

"Bullshit, you're a virgin." Jay argues at his roommate over shitty $10 vodka, narrowing his eyes at him. "I know a virgin when I fucking see one." Jake narrows his eyes right back, feeling both too seen and entirely insulted. Of course he's a fucking virgin, why else would he be sitting here, with this bitch of a man on a saturday night when there's dozens of parties raging about on campus?! "Okay, fine." Jake admits it, glaring harder. "What about you, Mister "i-had-two-girls-at-once? Hm?" Jay avoids eye contact, a clear sign of a liar. "Me?!" He asks back. "The audacity." Jake cuts him off. "Admit it. Neither of us have so much as even kissed a fucking girl, I can tell. All virgins can clock another fucking virgin and you know it." Silence. That's all the answer Jake needed. ・・・・・・・・・・・・・・ Jake isn't sure why, but he expected it to feel...rougher? more, like, manly?

But no, it's soft, it's warm, it's nothing like he expected. Even bringing his hand up to touch the soft cheek, to even run his fingers through his hair, all of it feels soft. "Woah." Jake whispers when Jay pulls back, looking away from him and scratching at the back of his own neck. "Was that good?" Jay comments in an even smaller voice, avoiding eye contact. Embarrassed, a bit elated. Fuck if Jake knows what's good and what isn't. There wasn't any tongue or anything, just like, a really long kiss. Some slight movement of the lips, but definitely not what he's seen in porn. "I don't know." He shrugs, looking at his roommate. "What about me? Was I good?" Jay shrugs, finally looking at him. "Is this...weird?" And at the same time he says it, Jake speaks out. "Can we try it with tongue?" Jay scraps his previous question. Practice is practice, and it doesn't seem like Jake was paying attention anyway. "Oh, um-" His face feels hot as he looks at the man, with lips plusher, bigger than his own. "Yeah, I mean- do you want to?" Jake nods eagerly, already licking his lips, sitting on the couch, skewed so awkwardly to the side just to wait for Jay to meet his lips again. And when it does happen, he's not really sure what takes over his body. Arguably, Jay isn't sure either. Because the second tongue is introduced..um...is this even practice anymore? Why does everything feel so natural? Why is he...why is he getting hard? And when Jake pulls him onto his lap, seemingly lost in the moment, eyes squeezed shut as if pretending Jay is that pretty girl from one of his gen-ed classes, Jay realizes he's not the only one getting into it. That drives him further, it drives Jake further too. With messy tongues, sloppy drooling and even slight grunts, slight moans...it's no longer practice. It's like that for a few moments before Jay questions himself too harshly, pulling back with a breath and looking at Jake. His cheeks are so pink, lips so puffy...god, is he attracted to this absolute, fucking embarrassing ass loser? "Why'd you stop?" Jake tilts his head, furrowing his brows in confusing. "I think that was good, I think we're doing good." Yeah. Jay's attracted to him. "Wait-" Jay calls out, looking around the room before motioning to the position they're in. "Isn't this...gay?" Jake tilts his head even further. "You like it?" Jay stares at him. "A little bit." And then they just- well. Hours pass, probably, as Jay kisses him. Surely they're both ready by now to fuck all those girls. There's a new, glaring issue though. It keeps happening. Every night. They don't even use this knowledge elsewhere, just on each other. Growing harder, harder, fucking aching for touch.

Jay wonders, weeks later, who will be the first to break that boundary. He wonders if there's even a boundary at this point, actually.

[midnight-in-town]

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[fckmebarnes]

beefy!bucky has a dumbification kink and loves dacryphilia and we all know it.

“awe look at you, princess.” you’re fucked out and dumb on his cock as he’s holding your body up to his, his arm hooked right around your neck to keep you anchored

“whimpering and whining for daddy’s cock all day,” he murmurs as he snaps his hips into yours. “couldn’t keep your eyes off me huh?” you shake your head but you not that doesn’t do any good for you

“no?” he questions, and your face heats up. he chuckles as he pushes you into the sheets, your face in the pillows as his metal hand comes to arch your back perfectly — his cock hitting your cervix at this angle

“come on baby, admit it,” he grunts as he digs his nails into your hips while pushing your face deeper. “you love getting fucked stupid on daddy’s cock. you’re just an easy little slut.” you let out a muffled moan as you try to shake your head but you couldn’t

you felt your orgasm approaching, your skin ablaze with each thrust of his hips rocking into you. you couldn’t focus on anything except the teasing tone of bucky’s voice and how his dick kept hitting your sweet spot with each long and heavy stroke

“no?” he grips the back of your head, before pulling your head up just enough to lean over your frame and whisper in your ear. “seems like that’s a lie to me.” he grunts as comes closer to your face, noticing the tears pooling at the edge of your eyes.

his tongue darts out to catch a falling tear, letting it sit on his tongue. “look at you. crying for daddy’s cock.”

[craske]

Somebody be like 'screw the witches' and Black Forest will say 'oh, I shall put my utmost to bring joy to the witches!...'

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Small thing, but I LOVE how Sonic's eyes are specifically toxic green without his inhibitors. Like it's a warning. He's poisoning himself, and rapidly.

Yesss yESSSSSSS YOU NOTICED YESSSSS!!!! Feeling a little deranged to finally have someone point it out YESSSSS Love the amount of chaos in him being unsettling and concern and a sign that somethings off. Shadow’s inhibitors aren’t designed specifically for him so while they help they don’t completely cut off the chaos so his eyes are duller but still green. and then with Tails’ design for his inhibitors his eyes dull completely, darker than they would’ve looked originally if he’d never come into contact with chaos energy.

I FELT VERY SILLY ABOUT THIS SO TO HAVE SOMEONE NOTICE AND POINT IT OUT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY THANKS