#[ 🐭 ] dexter the exterminator

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"WWW episode"? I think I know what this stands for! Wdexter Wis Wgay

So glad that Pelo could make this canon!

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Of course Fat Thief still counts on his fingers lol

This is the same guy doing math in prison/silly

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There are these roleplay accounts on Twitter that I follow and I like to look through their accounts and giggle to myself like once a week so I wanna share this joy with Tumblr

(the 1st one is my favorite I think about it daily+it has been engraved into my vocabulary)

HELP THE FIRST ONE

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okay headcanon time

so i headcanon dexter as german & around the same age as the wage gang & most of the scare actors

as some of you know streber's name means nerd in german. i think it would be kinda funny if he's completely unaware/in denial of that fact

dexter has been trying to tell him since they were kids but streber REFUSES to believe him. he thinks he's trying to bully him or something

D: "dude your name means nerd you need to accept this"

S: "no you're making that up"

D: "i'm literally german. i promise you i'm not lying"

S: "nah you're using that to try to trick me"

& they keep arguing about it for like five minutes. this happens almost every time they see each other 💔

don't take this headcanon too seriously i know it's out of character i just think it's funny

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Headcanon that Dexter is blind in the fucked up eye and the eye he can see out of SUCKS

He collects eyes to compensate his own fucked up ones/j

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Projecting my period cramps onto Dexter Erotoph (/silly /aff /j)

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My 6 year old brother caught me drawing this yesterday

And he was like "GASP what are they doing :0"

Internally I was like 'oh fuck oh fuck oh no' cuz my mom was in the other room, and we live in a trailer, so she'd be able hear the conversation. So I tried my best to make it sound like I wasn't drawing gay people

Me: "oh they're asleep <:D"

Brother: "They're asleep?"

Me: "(Trying to make it sound like they aren't just cuddling) And it's cold, so-."

Brother: "Together??? It's like those two boys love each other!"

Me, panicking because my mom is literally on the other side of the wall: "Danny no don't say that ☹️"

Anyways I'm praying that my mom didn't hear that. I wasn't drawing cringe, mother, I promise. /silly

They'll never know.../ref

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Projecting onto them but Bob and Dexter say "kys" to eachother a lot as a joke

In my head they say it except they do in the most not normal way ever

Instead of "kys" it's "I hope you feel the need to die and cut your own throat" <- love each other

Because they're freaks/silly

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I know michelle is super sweet but I need dexter's weird ass coming from somewhere. Idk make her collect animals teeth or create clothes with her cats fur she cannot be normal I refuse to believe that

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The reason Michelle never suspected a thing is because she was too focused hiding her own secrets real

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Like just imagine a rat Dexter spraying some random guy with a can of raid

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Whenever someone makes an AU of Spooky Month characters as animals I imagine that humans and animals switched places so instead of being a pest exterminator Dexter is a human exterminator

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If skiddad is supposedly dead… do you think he’s actually dead or faked his death?

If he is dead and is revived, would that mean they could revive all the other villains who died? Would that mean Bob and Dexter could come back? Moloch too?

I NEED ANSWERS RAAAAA!!! ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!

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guys I have a confession /silly

I don't actually see Bob as a dad I LIED

IM A LIARAAAAUUUGHH I LIED I'VE BEEN LYING FOR TWO YEARS

I only started doing that cuz a really annoying person I'm not friends with anymore kept accusing me of being a Bob simp and I didn't want them to do that + when I finally stopped being friends with em I felt like it was too late to stop LOL

I DON'T SEE DEXTER AS A DAD EITHER I'VE BEEN LYING ABOUT THAT TOO I just called him my father cuz I ship him with Bob and it was funny WAAAHH

(take this lightheartedly btw this is all just me being overdramatic to be funny HSSJHSJSHS)

YOU LIEEDD/silly

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Headcanon that CD absolutely ADORES cats. He tries to pretend he doesn't care, but everyone can see through that bs

He leaves food out for the stray cats! He says it's a tatical move, so he can have a cat army. In reality, he just doesn't want them to go hungry

He has likely thrown hands with Dexter for this. He shall protect his stray balls of fur with his life.

He grew fond of them after Skid and Pump's incident with cats at the Candy Club, trust

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[minor cw for animal death + handling of said dead things]

i have this lowkey (?) obsession w making every female character ever so slightly unhinged. like, my susie's a pyromaniac like her brother. lila is unhinged in canon, actually, she just acts like she isn't and you all bought that (/hj). now I'm writing for michelle erotoph and I've decided that she was exactly as normal as her son was, which is Not at all.

michelle erotoph and her little son dexter went out to peel roadkill off the asphalt on weekends, and she teached him how to bleach the bones for their little collection.

Normal Family. /silly

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Okay yeah I was right the other day, I'm on my Box Cutter bullshit again /silly so HEADCANON TIME

-Box Cutter has black hair

-He's blind in the eye that's covered with an X on the box mask-thing

-He decorated the box mask himself in his garage, there's a short part of a scene in the Box Cutter movies that is dedicated to that

-Box Cutter is a Micheal Myers-type villain

-He drives a red pickup truck, one of the headlights are busted

-There are 3 Box Cutter movies

-There's a Box Cutter fandom in the Spooky Month universe, and he's often drawn/grouped with other slashers, just like how there's a movie slasher fandom irl.

-Dexter enjoys the Box Cutter movies (this hc is inspired by that one fic called Reel Terror. I LOVED Reel Terror SO MUCH if you haven't read it GO READ IT NOW NOW NOW /not forcing)

-Susie and Bob also enjoy them but they're more casual fans. Susie has drawn Box Cutter before though :)

-Box Cutter movies are very popular in the town Spooky Month takes place in because it was filmed+takes place there

-Box Cutter is often mischaracterized as a silly guy who does no wrong

That's all for now :3

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