#[ 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 . // 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴 ]

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ text : magic boy❤️ ] i wish [ text : magic boy❤️ ] he's really gone through an entire pack of diapers [ text : magic boy❤️ ] in two days🫠

@redhoodiskra

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ txt : uncle cat 🤍 ] how would you define serious [ txt : uncle cat 🤍 ] i might have picked up a misdemeanor . . . in oklahoma [ txt : uncle cat 🤍 ] can't you just like , pop in and poof me out of here ?

@tvintedspvrk ;; text prompts (still accepting) Charlotte wrote: [TEXT] - you’re gonna laugh, but can you pick me up at the police station?

[text: Charlotte] I assume it's nothing too serious because otherwise, I wouldn't be in a laughing mood [text: Charlotte] Do I need my FBI badge?

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

closed | @controlledvolatility from here

[ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] not after that thing you did earlier 😭 [ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] you shouldn't have this much power over me . . . [ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] that being said , where are you right now ?

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ txt : tough guy🙄 ] are u on drugs oh my god [ txt : tough guy🙄 ] im not FUCKING LYING eddie [ txt : tough guy🙄 ] been here literally all night 🤧

@carp3diems

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ text : magic boy❤️ ] i've got some other things waiting too 👀 [ text : magic boy❤️ ] yes !!!! [ text : magic boy❤️ ] claudia has been bouncing off the walls lately [ text : magic boy❤️ ] they deserve a fun day 🥹

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] you better.

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] We should take the kids out this weekend.

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] no fbi work, no emissary duty. Just us

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] oh god now it's going to your head [ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] you are full of surprises , nate jacobs. [ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] . . . on my way 😏

[ txt : lex🌻 ] i figured as much. [ txt : lex🌻 ] did you just assume i fit the dumb jock stereotype? [ txt : lex🌻 ] my bed is bigger . . .

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ txt : tough guy🙄 ] . . . ur fucking psychotic [ txt : tough guy🙄 ] why does it MATTER [ txt : tough guy🙄 ] last i checked i'm ur girlfriend not ur PRISONER 😡

[ sms ] no i just sell them, baby girl. [ sms ] so if i checked the mansion security system i won't see you trying to wealse your way back in????

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ text : magic boy❤️ ] yummm love me some good old mush [ text : magic boy❤️ ] glad you're not here bc that made me snort😭 [ text : magic boy❤️ ] good news i have a bunch of those waiting for you 😍

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] I'm sure if you blend it up to make it look like the mush you give him maybe?

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] more like defecation one 🥁

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] god I'm tired. I'll be home tomorrow. I demand cuddles and a nap when I do

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ text : magic boy❤️ ] babies eat pizza right ? [ text : magic boy❤️ ] jk parker survives off of gerbers turkey flavor [ text : magic boy❤️ ] we might have to tbh this is a defcon one situation [ text : magic boy❤️ ] will you be home soon 🥺

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] Babe, I ask this with love but... what the hell are your feeding our kid?

[Text: Little V 🧛‍♀️❤️] Like should we buy stock in Pampers?

[tvintedspvrkmoved]

[ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] that's because i wasn't 👀 [ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] wait did - do you just . . . know that off the top of your head ? [ txt : nate🙄❤️ ] in my room. one of us is gonna have to move . . .

[ txt : lex🌻 ] didn't hear you complaining . . . [ txt : lex🌻 ] power concedes nothing without a demand. [ txt : lex🌻 ] my room. where are you?