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g-w-3-d-damn · 6 years ago

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Tricky Treats and Torture Candy (Loki’s Naughty Candy Shop) Part 1

She stepped over the cracks in the drab concrete, application and resume in hand. She printed it on plain white nondescript paper. In the overcast sun, the faded gray streetlamps granted no light to the cramped shaded alley. Disrepair and neglect crept to the storefront of the Tricky Treats candy store.

She thought, the Tricky Treats Candy Store? When did that get there?

Her shoulders slumped. She'd addressed her cover letter and filled out an application for the Torture Candy Sex Shop. She'd passed the shop on several nights, spotted a Now Hiring sign, googled it, and found her way here. A similar 'now hiring' sign hung between the brightly colored candy striped pillars of the flamboyant storefront. In the window, a rainbow assortment of delights awaited purchase; colored spiral pops in purple and pink, orange caps atop magenta bottles, green candy canes, flowers of white icing atop violet petals dotted with tiny red berries their center, plus an oceanwave-like poof of cotton candies dyed blue and spun before a curtain of red Twizzlers all stood in stark contrast against the outside world full of ashen, cracked streets and the chipped, faded paints of the alley walls.

A bit of her reflection in the glass showed a childlike happiness, a glitter in her eyes at the vision of sweets. Upon seeing this reflection, she straightened her shoulders and pursed her lips as if to say Happy doesn't look right on me... Ugh, they'll probably force me to smile at this job. She sighed to herself and entered the store to apply. The job would not involve sales for the toys she loved, but she figured that at least if they hired her, she would not starve.

So she stepped across the threshold of flamboyancy and into the Tricky Treats Candy Shop, Home of the Trickster's Delight™.

Inside, pinatas of all sorts imaginable hung from the railing of the stairs to the loft, and along the loft railing as well. A gilded sign and a red velvet rope across the stairs signified that the upstairs area was reserved for employees, only. A large urn filled with decorated sticks advertized the various prices for the pinatas on display; the sticks were sold separately, and each stick did match a pinata above. Clear jars of candies assorted by color lined a rainbow wall. A sickeningly pink frilly apron hung upon a coat rack near the door. Sunlight streamed in through the window and highlighted the stacks of Heart Shaped Boxes in various states of decorative gaudiness. One heart shaped box laid open upon the workspace counter.

The workspace consisted of a reflective epoxy countertop which held an old-timey cash register and a large gumball machine, its globe filled with jawbreakers. Behind this counter sat a workbench, above which sat shelves of mysterious gift-wrapped product. An ornate four-tiered cascading chocolate fountain was anchored into the edge of the workbench. Price tags cut in little squares in pastel colors, some underlined red to denote a sale, marked the shelf under each well-organized line of colorful products. The products were eclectic in their design; A line of ceramic jars whose lids were replaced with white cloth were tied tight with red hemp. Tubs and boxes were wrapped in colorful papers and tied tight with hemp or ribbon. Stacks of round, peach colored tins with gold etched in bevels joined gold boxes with red lacquered strawberries on the shelves. White paper packages with lavender and sky blue labels sat on the shelves above a set of cabinet doors with brass handles. The thin, babyfaced man behind the counter left this cabinet door ajar, which gave her a glimpse at the rolls of tissue paper and ribbon and wrapping supplies within. The man snipped a bit of gaudy ribbon, neon orange with a magenta stripe down it's center. He slipped the ribbon between his elegant pale thumb and the edge of his sharp silver scissors, and pulled. The ribbon hissed as it slipped between the pad of this thumb and the bladed edge, and curled beautifully at the end of the scrape. He wound this ribbon onto an equally gaudy heart shaped box before the tiny bell above the door jingled and caused him to look up at her. She wondered why the bell failed to jingle when she first arrived. Little did she know, he wondered the same thing.

“My apologies,” he said, “I didn't hear you come in, may I help you find something?”

“I'm... looking for a job if you know where I can find one of those,” she said.

“A jo- Oh, right, the hiring sign,” he said.

He sighed as if he wished someone else he knew would have applied for the job sooner.

“Well,” he said, “let me see your application. You did bring one, yes?”

“Yes, but um, it was for, hey wait!” she said.

He plucked the papers out of her hand and read over them. And as he read, his smirk grew.

“Okay dude, look, I was looking for this other place, google said it was right here, and here it isn't, but I still need a job, so-”

“I can't accept this application,” he said.

“Is it because it's for the other place?” she asked.

“What other place?” he asked.

“You know, the sex shop?” she said.

“Oh, no the sex shop is not a problem. Why would the sex shop be a problem?” he asked.

“I mean, it's not a problem, that's the job I wanted,” she said.

“Hmm. Anyway, I'm afraid I can't accept an application without a name on it,” he said.

“Excuse me?” She said.

He turned the application around to reveal the fields for a first and last name were both blank. The sight took her aback. She knew she wrote her name on the application, it was the first thing she did after printing it out.

“Oh, well, I have a pen, may I have the application back and I'll scribble that information in,” she suggested.

“You know it's quite unprofessional, to give an application, resume, and cover letter, all without a name,” he chuckled.

“Quit messin' with me,” she said.

He turned around her resume and cover letter. Where she had once printed her name in the header in large font capital letters, nothing had printed. At the end of her cover letter, the last word was “Regards,” without a name written afterwards. She wondered if she was dreaming, or if she'd had a seizure or stroke at an early age.

“You know, if you don't want them knowing your real name at the sex shop, you can use a fake name,” he suggested.

“Uh, I don't mind if they know my real name,” she said, “they kinda need that for tax purposes, right?”

“Not really. Do you perhaps have a stripper name?”

“A what?”

“A stripper name. A street name? A … sex toy worker name? Hell, even a tumblr username?” he asked.

“Why?”

“Because we have to put something on this application before you can turn it into the sex shop, and your real name just won't do,” he said, “So, what would you like to be called.... Miss?”

“Communication is usually my strong suit, I apologize, let me just think-”

“Miss Communication, it is, then,” Loki said.

He scribbled Miss Communication on her application.

“Uh...” she stammered.

“Mind if I call you Miss Cum, for short?” He asked.

She burst out laughing.

“Sure, that's fine, just put down whatever you think will land me the job,” she said.

She reached her hand out to him, with the intent of shaking hands.

“So Hi, I'm Miss Communication! Apparently, I answer to Miss, or Come. What's your name?” she asked.

He took her hand and kissed her knuckles gently.

“Loki,” he said.

The magic bell tinkled frantically. Loki looked past Miss' shoulder and squeezed her fingertips in excitement.

“And here comes our most important customer!” he whispered.

He dropped her hand, stood up straight, and brushed his hair back over his ears. Miss turned, but saw no one in the shop.

“Quick, hide yourself,” Loki said.

“Eh, what?” she said.

Loki pulled her behind the counter and pressed for her to stay down. A shadow passed over the door, and in walked a tall, broad shouldered man with long thick hair and ice blue eyes. He greeted Loki with a thunderous voice.

“Hello again!” the man said!

“Ah, Thor! Welcome back! How are you today?”

“I'm well! Thank you for asking,” Thor said.

Miss peeked over the counter. She lost the will to hide upon seeing the tan muscular man's broad smile.

“Holy shit,” she said as she popped up from behind the counter.

“Oh, hello!” Thor said.

Loki cleared his throat.

“Thor, this is Miss, Miss, Thor. Miss, could you go run the IC inventory in the stockroom for me?” Loki said.

“Hi,” Miss said to Thor.

Under the counter, Loki pushed her away from them.

“Get lost, I have work to do,” Loki muttered.

“Uh huh,” Miss said.

Thor smiled, looked at his feet and scoffed to himself. He looked back to the pair, locked eyes with Miss, and spoke eagerly.

“So I came by to pick up something special for my girlfriend,” he said.

Miss' jaw tightened in pained disappointment as Thor emphasized the word girlfriend, however, she retained her goofy grin. Thor turned his attention onto Loki.

“And I just knew you'd have something amazing for me to give her,” Thor said.

“Well, I was just working on something amazing, but it's not quite done yet!” Loki said.

Loki waved his elegant hand over the gaudy heart-shaped box with the crazy magenta striped neon orange ribbon.

“Perfect! I have some time, is it a bother if I stay? I love to watch you work,” Thor crooned.

“I vote stay,” Miss said.

Loki, blushing from the compliment, elbowed her. He gave her a look that both silenced and comforted her. His look was one part “you're in no trouble, but play along,” and one part “let me handle this, I've got a plan.”

“Of course it's no bother!” Loki said to Thor.

To Miss, he whispered, “keep quiet or you're fired before you even fill out the w-4.”

Loki cleared his throat and returned to work.

“Trainees,” he scoffed, “am I right?”

Loki curled another ribbon for the gaudy heart-shaped box. He selected a cardboard insert for the box and lined it with an azure tissue paper. He side-eyed Miss as he took a gold tin with enamel cherries inlaid from the freezer. Miss looked at Thor. Thor beamed, concentrated on everything Loki did. Miss turned her attention to Loki. He removed a small red fruit, a cherry. The neglected cherry pitter rested on a hook on a pegboard near the fountain. He dipped the cherry, pit and all, into the fountain by the stem, and sat it upon a tiny circle of pinkish paper. After repeating this process six more times, he reached for a shaker full of sprinkles. Miss watched as his hand glided past the sprinkles and to what appeared to be a shaker of crushed red pepper. He shook out an even coating of the pepper, then reached for a pippete bag, filled with a hot pink icing. He wound the stem in spiral of this icing and wrapped these six up. He transferred them to six out of the thirteen divots in the cardboard spacer. He then prepared to make six more, but as Miss squinted, she noticed that whatever fruit he pulled did not look like a ripe cherry. This fruit looked wrinkled. As he pulled the next one, she spotted it clearly; these were carolina reapers.

Miss's eyes widened and she looked at Thor to see if he noticed. He had the exact same studious, unchanged beaming smile on his face as when Loki first began his work. Reapers dipped, iced, and wrapped up, six more filled the divots. Loki pulled a special clear plastic container from the stainless steel refrigerator. Inside, a piece that looked like an ornate corsage shone through with pearlescent violet petals and dewdrops crafted with boiled sugar glaze. Loki uncovered the artisenal confection, scooped it into the center of the heart-shaped box. Thor beamed.

“Beautiful,” Thor said.

“Thank you for the compliment, I am glad you enjoy it!” Loki said.

He closed up the box and sealed it with the gaudy neon ribbon. Thor took out his wallet, handed Loki some bills, received his change and left with a polite wave to Miss. She watched his sculpted ass as he left. As the magic bell tinkled to denote his exit, Miss turned to Loki with her hand in the air.

“Fuck the hell yes! Way to get my back with that mystery girlfriend, you are awesome!” she said.

“Your back? I've been poisoning this mystery bitch for months, believe me, Miss, I am doing this all for myself,” he said.

“Wait, for clarity, you gay is good, you poisoning people is bad,” she said.

“Oh please, I never send her anything I wouldn't let him eat on accident. So no, it won't kill her, not that I haven't thought about it, but I want it to make her wish she was dead,” Loki said, “so at this point I've hit her with the hottest, foulest, nastiest flavoring I can find and she still won't fucking break up with him.”

He slumped hopelessly against the counter and looked toward the door with longing.

“He must be absolutely incredible in the sack,” he said.

“Have you tried sending him back with, like, normal shit?” she asked.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“Like, normal, delicious chocolates, in a pretty box with a nice note,” she said.

“Why would I do that?” He asked.

“Because, I mean, he keeps bringing her what you send, doesn't that kinda mean she likes it?”

Loki sighed.

“You might be right. He's a kinky bitch, I know that,” Loki said, “it's very possible she likes the suffering.”

“How do you know he's kinky?” Miss asked.

“Work here for a couple of weeks,” Loki said, “you'll understand real quick.”

“So, does that mean I got the job?” Miss asked.

“Can you start tonight?” Loki asked.

“Uh, I mean, I'm here, so, sure, I guess?” Miss asked.

“Then you're hired,” Loki said, “go put on that apron.”

She looked to the coat rack by the door, upon which the sickeningly pink frilly apron hung. She looked back to his uniform, a striped shirt and black slacks and tie.

“I don't have to wear one if you don't,” she said.

“You're no fun,” he said.

“Look, if I'm really working here tonight, you should probably show me what I'm supposed to be doing,” she said. “Oh, you're working,” Loki said, “I was just about to take down the Now Hiring sign and lock up for the night.”

“Wait, if I'm working tonight, and you're locking up now, what am I supposed to do?”

“Training,” he said cryptically.

He walked out the door and tugged on the Now Hiring sign. He turned the hanging Open signboard to Closed on his way back inside. The neon open signs shut themselves off, and velvet curtains of deep violet descended over the windows to hide the treats within.

“Miss? I'll need you to stand over here, please,” Loki said.

He gently held her by the wrist and guided her away from the workspace. The business cards on the cash register each jumped into the air and flipped, one by one. Before the jump, each white card read “Tricky Treats Candy Shop, Home of the Trickster's Delight™!” in candyapple red ink. After the flip, the black backside of each card contained candyapple red lettering which read “Torture Candy Sex Shop” and in much smaller letters below, “(Also the Home of the Trickster's Delight™)”.

“What the theoretical fuck,” she muttered.

“Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm not accustomed to having others in the shop for the transition,” he said, “please pardon me.”

Loki pulled her against his chest just as a squadron of sexy mannequins pranced past with boxes of gear. She yelped as their chests collided. He slid his hand to the small of her back and took her other hand in his. He pushed his right toe between her feet, then kicked it out to step to the right, pushing her foot to the right in the process, causing her to step to the right along with him.

“Terribly sorry, try to keep the tip of your toes pointed towards mine, and if I push, you step back,” he said as he pushed her.

She stepped back. A mannequin bolted behind Loki, hauling the hot, still cascading chocolate fountain.

“And if I pull you, you step forward,” he instructed.

His right foot stepped backward, so she stepped forward with her left, kept the toes of her left shoe pressed against the toe of his right. He pulled her, she stepped forward as he stepped back. She collided against him as he stopped abruptly. Mannequins shot by them on every side, and when he pushed her forward again his legs spread to take impossibly long steps. She strained and reached backwards with her heels in an attempt to keep up with his wide gait. The inner seams of their pants crossed paths and built friction between their legs as they waltzed among the chaos. He pressed his back against the back of a bent mannequin, which lifted and swiveled to its left. Loki swiveled to his left, kept their backsides together, and Miss twirled to the right to compensate. The mannequin walked away and Loki swiveled again. When Miss twirled herself into place, she felt her rump brush against the edge of the counter.

“Up,” he said.

He lifted on her waist, and she bounced up to sit on the counter. He jumped up and straddled her lap with his knees on the countertop as a mannequin ran a swiffer broom beneath them. She looked at him with a face full of uncertainty at the correctness of their intimate proximity. Loki smirked. His eyebrows darted up for a instant, as he pulled away from her face and pressed against her breastbone.

“Down,” he said.

He pushed her, and her back hit flat against the countertop, as he himself hopped down and ducked below the counter until his head sunk between her open thighs. She could not see this, as her head hung free over the opposite edge of the counter. When she looked to the ceiling, just overhead, a metal bar containing many hangers full of lingerie swished over her. She sat up to find Loki's smirking face still between her legs. She pointed her finger right to the cute bridge of his pale nose.

“Not unpleasant, but not okay,” she said.

“I do hope you'll pardon the mess,” he replied, “things get a bit different in here come sundown, nothing looks the same after dark here. Not even me.”

A lollipop tree swept over his head, over her lap, and her finger caught a clear red pop. She caught it as it fell from the tree, before it could bonk Loki on the head. She looked down at him. His baby face appeared to age. The smooth, porcelain skin grew a touch more loose and porous. Parentheses like creases pressed themselves into the edges of his muzzle, crows feet imprinted at the corners of his intense eyes. The kiss of age rendered him no less attractive, only different. Miss lifted the gemlike red candy.

“Can I have this,” she asked.

He stood up, put his hands around her waist and drew her from the countertop. He took the lollipop from her and flung her towards the entrance door, but kept hold of her hand as a line of mannequins ducked down and shuffled between them under their arms. He lifted their hands and spun back into her arms. While he spun, he dropped the lollipop back into a second mobile lollipop tree and withdrew a different, teddy bear shaped pop. He unwrapped it and presented it to her.

“How about this one,” he said, “it's safer!”

“Sure,” she said.

She bit the head of the lollipop and closed her lips around its round waist. A mannequin barreled toward the two of them. Loki, wide eyed, silently asked for a little push. Miss pushed him forward as she pushed herself back out of its path. Her heel caught some unseen obstacle as she stepped back. Loki wheeled to face her, grabbed her palm as she fell, yanked her towards him, spun her back into his arms. She looked up at him wide eyed, and sucked down the cherry flavor from her teddy bear lolly. The magic bell tinkled out an alarm. The mannequin squad jumped, scrambled to their final positions. Outside the last rays of sun disappeared behind the mountains. The candies that were left on the shelves transformed into various adult novelties and sexy sundries. The assorted candies in the stacked glass bowls became individually wrapped specialty condoms, energy pills, and single use lubricant packets. Packets of Fruit Stripe Gum unwrapped themselves and reformed into striped edible underwear, as displayed on one previously nude mannequin. Packets of twizzlers unwound and tied themselves in intricate Japanese knots around a rope-bondage mannequin. The long, twisted spiral lollies in the vase turned into pyrex wands. Miss' wide eyed expression turned to one of concerned confusion as her teddy bear melted in her mouth to take the form of a small cherry red anal plug. As she continued to suck on this new-found pacifier, it provided the same cherry flavor.

“That one does look cute in you,” he said.

He stretched out a long, elegant finger and pressed the button on the butt of the plug. It wobbled, then the edges of Miss' lips blurred as the vibrator whirred. She pushed the button and it pulsed rapidly, pushed once more and it switched off. She pulled the plug from her lips with a slurp and stared at it in suspicion. Loki smirked at her, and each new wrinkle the sunset brought with it displayed itself upon his face.

“You seem shocked at the change,” Loki said.

“I'm just surprised that it's still cherry flavored, considering, y'know, where it usually goes,” she said.

She popped the plug back in her mouth and continued to suck on it. Loki chuckled.

“You're going to have a lot to learn from my clientele, I can already tell.”

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Tricky Treats and Torture Candy (Loki’s NAUGHTY Candy Shop) Part 7

**guys this is mostly the gratuitous sex that I considered cutting** **I hope you enjoy it but it’s 9000% sex in this chapter.** (Click here for Part 1) (Click here for Part 2) (Click here for Part 3) (Click here for Part 4) (Click here for Part 5) (Click here for Part 6) Thor woke to the sound of some cellular device he did not recognize, in an actual bed with Miss at his side. He blinked, bleary-eyed, fumbled for the cellphone. He turned the alarm off on the cellphone that was not his. He wrapped his sweaty, muscled arms around Miss, snuggled into her. He melted into the mattress with a sigh. Miss bolted upright, disoriented. Thor pulled her back down to the mattress.

Wait, I'm not in the shelter, where am I, who is holding me down, when did I... Oh. Oh that's Thor, Thought Miss, and this is Loki's – or my – new apartment. I get to stay here as long as I'm never late for work oh god!

"What time is it!" Miss asked.

Thor scooted his hips against miss, warm hard junk pressed against her as an answer. She found her phone, saw the time.

"Ah, why?" she groaned.

She reluctantly squirmed away from Thor. She still wore her Torture Candy polo and the skirt Loki gave her.

"You'll be back," Thor murmured into the pillows.

She rushed to the bathroom with no time to shower. She locked Thor out and looked at herself in the mirror. Her hair and clothes were a hot mess. She brushed her teeth and hair and considered going to work in the same skirt, switching shirts to the candy striped Tricky Treats dress shirt. Unfortunately, the Tricky Treats shirt no longer fit her. Then she noticed a note and pen by the glass bathroom scale.

Weigh yourself before work. You'll need to weigh yourself on every break once you're at work. I have bigger uniform shirts for you when you get here. Please pick up some black stretch pants that fit you before you come in. ~Loki.

Miss weighed herself. She weighed eight pounds less than the moment on the scale in the fitting room. Wow, he must really have worked me over last night, if the scales are consistent then I'm probably dehydrated as all hell, she thought. As she stepped off the scale, she noticed that the back of the black skirt marked white and torn with the sex they'd had. She returned to her living room and snatched a pair of sweatpants from the trash bags. She came back to her room. Thor, eyes closed and naked, sprawled out on the bed with hard cock in the air. Valuable seconds burned away as she stared at this in stunned silence. The corner of his lip turned up and his hand closed. He motioned Miss to come to him with one finger.

"I have to go to work," she said.

"Mm-hmm," he hummed.

He stroked himself. She throbbed inside. Fuck it, what do I have to lose except my new home my dream job and another pound, she thought. She huffed, rolled her eyes at herself, grabbed a condom from the line on the nightstand.

"This has to be quick," she said.

He stared at her with twinkling eyes as she rolled the condom down on him.

"Can I stay all day today," he asked.

"Sure why not, just stay out of the closet," she said.

She mounted him, ratchet skirt and all, before he had the chance to ask about the closet. Their bodies smashed the Torture Candy polo and shuffled its fabric between their chests. Her cellphone called out a final warning. She cried out in disappointment about it, and started to dutifully lift herself off his cock. He grabbed her hips and sank into her in a furious rhythm, breaking her cry of disappointment into a swift series of fractured, short shrieks. She collapsed atop him and let him do it. She tapped on his shoulder after a short moment. He drove into her and held it there, wormed his hand between their bodies to flick at the clit pressed against his pubic bone. She shuddered and hunched.

"Come on," he intoned, "let it go."

The deep resonation of his voice through his chest seeped up into her smushed breasts, and rattled "it" out of her skull. "It" burst from her with a low groan and an "Oh fuck." Her snatch clamped down around his cock because that's where "it" took hold and gripped for dear life. Her next breath felt like the first breath on land after a shipwreck when "it" left. He slipped himself in and out of her now relaxed flesh as he planted a firm kiss on her lips. He slipped his tongue against her mouth as he withdrew his cock from her.

"Go on, get ready, I'll drive you to work," he said.

Miss grasped her cellphone and the sweatpants as she clambered around him on wobbly knees. She scrambled for the closet door.

"I, you, I don't, you don't have to give me a ride in, just, don't look. Don't look!" she said.

She slammed the closet door behind her and changed into the sweat pants there. Thor chuckled, proceeded to lick his own lips to remember her flavor, and stroked himself to a fantasy of her. Meanwhile, Miss slipped through the magic elevator into the shop, just before open. Her wide ass shimmied as she descended the stairs in a hurry, calling for Loki.

"Loki, where are those new shirts? I'm sorry for being right on time, uh, something came up, kinda literally, that I think you really need to know about. Loki? Loki?" Miss said.

She looked around the shop. The clock clicked over to open time, but the signs did not. She waited five minutes past open, then returned to the elevator. She selected the office. The elevator doors opened.

"Okay, no Loki in here," she muttered.

She selected the clubhouse.

"No Loki," she said.

She hesitantly opened the emergency panel and pressed the security call button. The elevator doors opened to reveal Loki, Torture Candy polo opened to reveal her ample bosom, pale face lit by the bluish glow of the monitor array with the darkest circles under her eyes that Miss had ever seen. A cup of steaming coffee occupied her hand. Her candy apple red nails clicked against the wireless mouse. Miss failed to greet Loki, suddenly silenced by her own guilty conscious. Loki spent her laser focus on the monitors. Miss finally cleared her throat. Loki snapped back to Miss' reality and took a deep swig of coffee.

"Have you been watching the cameras all night?" Miss asked.

"Yeah, the footage has been very revealing," Loki said.

Loki pointed to Miss' sweatpants.

"You can't wear those to work," Loki said.

"Is that why the open sign didn't change?"

"We open late on Sunday," Loki said.

Miss fought the urge to run back home to Thor's fantastic cock.

"H-how much time, do we have?" Miss asked.

"Probably enough to go get some new pants if you hurry," Loki said.

Miss started out the elevator. Loki sniffed the air.

"I'll be going, then! But I have a lot of stuff to tell you when I get back," Miss said.

"Wait up," Loki said.

She sniffed the air more, rose and came towards Miss while sniffing.

"You need a bath, too," Loki said, "go to the clubhouse and let the mannequins take of you. Ugh, where were you? A frathouse crossfit gym?"

"No, uh, I was at the apartment you gave me, just Thor stayed the night," Miss blurted.

Miss explained everything while Loki sat in a state of shock.

"I guess I just lucked out that he has a weakness for skirts without underwear," Miss said.

"Oh my god, you got laid in my skirt? Where's my skirt!" Loki yipped.

"It's ah, still in the closet... it's pretty bad, he ripped it," Miss said.

"No, oh no, that was the skirt I use on Guess the Lingerie night!" Loki groaned.

"I'm sorry, I wanted to bring you I really did," Miss said.

"You should have!" Loki said.

"I'll do it next time, I promise," Miss said, "I mean, supposing there's a next time and you let me keep my job and my apartment and what not."

"And you almost ruined your uniform polo, too?" Loki asked.

"Yeah, sorry, we had sex in this too, is it ripped?" Miss asked.

Loki's eyes narrowed. She held out her hand palm up with her fingers splayed. The candy apple manicure danced as she gestured for Miss to give her the polo.

"Gimme the shirt," Loki said.

Miss blushed, stripped. She failed to wear a bra in her haste. She crossed her arm across her bare breast and handed the shirt to Loki. Loki took it without expression. She laid back in her chair, bundled the shirt, smashed it into her face, and inhaled deeply. She giggled and kicked her legs.

"This is what it's going to smell like when I fuck both your brains out!" Loki said.

She inhaled again, went limp in the chair, and groaned.

"It's going to be so great," she said.

"You know I kept the shirt on the whole time because I'm not really comfortable with anyone seeing me naked," Miss muttered.

Loki tossed the shirt back to Miss and kept her eyes closed.

"We have to get you a change of clothes and a bath, and quick," Loki said, "And besides that, I need to change."

"What will you change into this time?" Miss asked as she pulled the shirt overhead.

"I tend to stay in one of three forms, this form, the older guy, Loki Senior, if you will, and the younger man," Loki said, "and I'm not used to staying in one form all day, it's exhausting."

"You've been like this since yesterday," Miss observed.

"The younger Loki didn't want to come out," Loki said, "so we'll be seeing Loki Senior soon, and he'll take over until the candy shop closes."

Loki took Miss by the wrist and led her to the clubhouse. Loki stripped down and soaked in the hot tub while Miss rinsed off.

"You know I know you don't like others to see you naked, but you should really come relax if you want to, we have time," Loki said.

The shower squeaked to a halt. Miss came around the bend in a towel, dipped her toe into the hot tub. She sank into the warm bubbly water, leaving the towel at the edge.

"So, Thor didn't get to see you naked," Loki asked.

"Weirdly, no, not yet. I did tell him about our product testing sessions, though," Miss said.

Loki bit her red lower lip as her face stretched into a grin.

"How much did you tell him," asked Loki.

"Told him about the part where you scooted us closer and we pretended that it was him who pulled us together," Miss replied.

The tip of Loki’s tongue pressed against the top of her teeth as she snickered.

"Ah fuck," she sighed, "that just makes me want to do more product testing. But if I do that now, I'm going to want to sleep all day."

"Do you think I could run the shop for you while you catch up on sleep?" Miss asked.

"That's probably a good idea. I should warn you I'll be changing soon," Loki said.

"Good," Miss said, "I wanted to see the change."

Loki's nipples shrank and pulled taught to the muscle of her chest as the breasts turned to flattened pectorals. Her hair pulled itself up behind her ears. His chin jutted and filled out to a sharper point. He brought his hands out of the water. His nails grew broader beneath the gel manicure. He pushed gently on the tips of each nail, which released itself from the cuticle with a tiny crack. He left a pile of red nails at the edge of the hot tub. He looked different in her makeup, the fake eyelashes, the candy apple red lipgloss. He sank his head below the water and rubbed at his face. The false lashes floated to the surface and spun around in tiny circular currents. He emerged from the water with silver hair at his temples and on his haired chest. The waterproof eyeliner clung to the edges of his eyes, giving him a pretty appearance, despite the dark circles under his eyes. His lips were a mute shade of pink once again. Water dripped from his sharp nose. He grunted as he got comfortable, bringing one foot to his hand under the water. He picked at the gel pedicured toenails.

"It takes forever to get the girl bits off," he said.

Loki splashed Miss when she snickered at his Freudian slip.

"I'm horny as hell over here thinking about you two, give me a break," Loki said.

"Is it jealousy?" Miss asked.

"It's excitement," he replied, "I mean, I hope it's excitement. It's excitement if you both want me involved."

"We do," Miss said.

"In that case," Loki trailed off.

He snatched the fake lashes from the water and put them with the fake nails. A mannequin strolled by to collect the bits and take them to the garbage. Loki patted the mannequin foot.

"Would you mind bringing over the A4 box from the office?" Loki asked.

"Eck eck!" the mannequin chirped.

"In that case, what?" Miss asked.

"In that case, I'd like to relax, get comfortable with each other," Loki suggested.

"So how long do we have before we open?" Miss asked.

"As long as we want, honestly," Loki said, "the only thing that absolutely must happen today is that Bitchface Buttsalot McGee has to pick up her order of cherries, and you have to weigh yourself every few hours."

"Oh! I was eight pounds lighter this morning," Miss said.

"Really? That good, eh? My fucking god he must be amazing in the sack," Loki said.

"What do you mean?" Miss stuttered.

"Calories don't just burn themselves off, Miss," Loki said.

"I, well, okay yeah," she said.

Loki closed his eyes, leaned back into the water. He brought his legs up. His toes glided through the bubbles. He relaxed and let himself float on the surface of the bubbling water. Foam coalesced around the contours of his lithe muscles. Bubbles clung to the seams between his submerged body and the air. White aerated water ran across the divots of his collar. Clear water drew fizz into the v shaped indentations over his hips, drawing Miss' eyes to his junk.

"Oh," she said, "you were horny as hell, no wonder you wanted to get your girl bits off!"

His face split and his hips sank beneath the water as he laughed. The mannequin returned to the edge of the hot tub with the same box of sex toys Miss dug through on her first day.

"Eck?" asked the mannequin.

"Just anywhere on the edge so we can get to it," Loki said.

He rolled over in the water and glided to the edge where the mannequin set the box. He shook the box and tipped it on its side and rummaged.

"Looking for waterproof toys?" asked Miss.

"Nope," he said, as he bit down on the edge of a line of condoms.

He returned to the water, nose deep. He planted his feet on the wall of the tub and pushed himself toward Miss. The sharp bridge of his nose cut a v shaped ripple through the bubbling water as he glided towards her. His hands caught the edge of the tub on either side of her and he rose to his feet, revealing the line of huge condoms that dangled from his mouth. The bottom of the line rested between Miss' breasts as he stared down at her. He dropped the line into the water, and she caught it with a gasp as he leaned to her ear to whisper.

"If it's alright with you," Loki said, "I want to feel how pliant you are in there after he came to visit."

Miss was certain she'd peed in the water from excitement at the suggestion, but did not want to tell him. She tore at the packaging in her hands.

"Am I right? Did having him inside you make you want to stay home and fuck all day? Is he not so good that just having his cock once left you ready for more? I know I'd still be plump and throbbing if I'd been the one he brought home," Loki murmured in Miss' ear.

She nodded. He licked along the sensitive cruses at the shell of her ear and leaned back to focus his gaze on her eyes. He watched her eyes lose focus on his as her breath grew heavy. She glanced down at the water, past the broad line of condoms floating in the froth, to Loki's hard cock, just a quick glance, as if to ensure it hadn't gone anywhere, and then back into his eyes.

"You like it," he asked.

She nodded. He glanced at the condoms and then back into her eyes.

"Put it on so I can put it in you," he whispered.

Her brow knit at his choice of words. She ripped open the package and slipped the condom out. She figured out why the packaging for the condoms was so large; they were flared at both ends, female condoms. She stared at it, trying to figure out how it worked as the fog of intense desire made a haze of her thoughts. He took a gentle hold of the prophylactic.

"Shall I do this for you?" he asked.

She nodded. A wrinkle at the corner of his mouth darkened in amusement.

"Up," he said.

She pulled herself up, the edge of her ass on the ledge. He guided her knees apart and slipped the condom inside her in the same motion. She gasped as his fingers grazed her plump g-spot; she'd had no idea how sensitive and filled with want it had grown. He crooned in reaction to her gasp, and painted over the same spot with purpose on his way out, eliciting a raspy shout from Miss. His fingers lingered in a promise that he would find this spot and smash it for as long as she desired. He grasped the ledge firmly with both hands.

"Down," he said.

His hips slid between her fattened thighs as she slipped back into the frothy water. His cock thrust inside her and crushed her plumped g-spot. The pleasure blinded her as physical reality spun away from her. She clung to him, slipped against his wet flesh, sank her teeth into his shoulder with a garbled cry in a last ditch effort to keep a grip on physical reality. Loki only grimaced, brayed through clenched teeth, and fucked faster with a feral growl. When Miss' hands finally found enough purchase to pull her mind back into her half-floating, shaken body, she stopped biting. He slowed. She liked that. He could tell by the enthusiasm and desperation of her wanton moans. He felt her build to orgasm. He heard her build to orgasm in her voice. He felt her climax on his cock as he heard her shuddering howl. He stopped, used his cock as a plug. She tapped desperately on his shoulder and cried for him to continue.

"No. Up," he said.

She whined, but she, shuddering, helped him push her upon the ledge. He pulled the wet condom from her, and slipped a new one inside her before her lips even stopped winking at him. He pulled the flange up around her clit and suckled it through the barrier. She arched into it and screwed her eyes shut and moaned yes.

He continued until he thought he might forgive her for stopping. Then he pushed her ass away from him, away from the ledge. Her drenched backside slid against the wet floor. He splashed out of the water and covered her with his body. His hair dangled towards her in dripping ribbons. His ragged breath and pink, throbbing cock signaled the inescapable end to his endurance.

"Can I finish inside you," he begged breathlessly.

She pouted and whined and lifted her ass from the floor, creating a bridge with her body to show him the winking lips on offer. He slipped two fingers back into the fresh condom to push it back into place and stoke her fires.

"Was that a yes or a meh?" he asked.

"Yes," she said.

He choked on a bit of spa moisture, shook his head to rid his face and hair of the dripping water. He finished, hovering above her with his hands and knees grinding into the hard floor. His quiet moan came louder than Miss had yet heard, but still quivered and slid at random in pitch and volume. The light of focus broke from his eyes as the shockwave of orgasm finished him. Miss reached up for his face, flicked her fingers into his hair, drew his face to her breasts. He sank as she pulled, unwilling and unable to fight this collapse. She felt his wet weight atop her. She squeezed the excess water from his hair and raked her nails through his drenched locks. The tips of her nails in his scalp tingled, and made Loki feel strangely whole as he caught his breath and fought sleep.

"I feel like I could sleep for a year," Loki said.

"But then I'd miss you," Miss said.

"Five minutes then," he said.

Miss stayed still while Loki faded from consciousness atop her. She wanted to give him a bit more than five minutes, but the floor was uncomfortable. She shook him gently.

"I need up," she said.

He snorted, said alright, and rose to his knees. He rubbed the bitemark on his shoulder as Miss got to her feet.

"Oh, ow, I'm sorry about that I didn't think I bit that hard," she said.

He swished his palm down at her.

"Don't worry about it," he said.

He got to his feet and stumbled for the couch.

"You're sure you've got the shop covered today? Because I really am going to sleep," he said.

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