#@kaurruption

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Toji and Shiu are the worst couple because the two of them get all the kinks you can think about, and they're not even hiding it

Toji absolutely loves being praised, sometimes degradation feels good too but that's more Shiu's thing

They're into knife play (Toji likes the sting of a little stabbing) and choking (Shiu always leans toward the hand, depriving himself of more air)

Of course they're both sadistic AND masochist, and it's a pleasant surprise for the two of them to discover how much Toji likes being submissive. He's proud, but Shiu is the only one who can make him beg, and he silently admires the man for that. Shiu can push him to his limits with a cockring and some toys, and even if Toji keeps complaining, the sexual frustration feels good. It makes the orgasm even better. And of course, he could break the handcuff and the ties whenever he wanted, but he's a good boy, he wants to do well for Shiu, so he stays still even if his cock is painful and he does what he's told. He knows that if he behaves well, Shiu will reward him in the end. And Shiu's rewards are always worth the effort, Shiu's good to him too.

Toji automatically gets an erection when he's spanked. Shiu only likes it when they're in bed. However, Shiu likes being choked or threatened at anytime. Toji calls him a crazy fuck for that.

(They're bickering, it's not that serious but Toji's annoyed, so he leans into Shiu's personal space and says he could kill him if he wanted, he could do it with only one hand. Shiu's gaze changes, and for a second there's arousal in his eyes, he wants to see him try, he wants to feel what it's like to be Toji's target he wants to be at his mercy. Then he remembers they're fighting, so he blinks and returns to normal. But Toji saw everything. "What the fuck, Shiu." He says, leaning back. Shiu shrugs and looks away. "You can't kill me, who would find you jobs ?" and with that, the fight is forgotten and over. They have sex a few hours later, and Toji murmurs the same threats to Shiu's ear, and the indecent moan Shiu made that evening, and the way his nails scratched Toji's back, and the way his legs wrapped around Toji's hips were way too perfect. They went for 4 more rounds.)

Toji makes Shiu wear a vibrating egg when they're meeting a client, and he plays with the command during the whole dinner. Shiu finds that very hot to be seen in that state, but also very fucking annoying because Toji is totally chaotic and doesn't let him cum.

And obviously, roleplay is always fun, particularly the master/servant dynamic. Usually Shiu's the Domn he puts a literal leash around Toji's neck and likes playing with the chain/rope. They can do pet play too, in which case the pet is whoever has been acting the more as a brat that day.

Toji only calls Shiu Daddy as a joke, to provoke or mock him, but of course it works anyway. Shiu tells him to move his ass and receives a "Yes Daddy" as an answer, and it's so fucking hard to not think about how bad he wants to pin that dickhead against the wall and kiss him savagely. Toji finds that fun, so he keeps doing it. He is a brat after all. A brat who genuinely likes being called BabyGirl or even just Baby. But he would never admit it, not even with a gun against his head.

Speaking of, at some point Toji crashed into Shiu's apartment in the middle of the night, uninvited and unannounced. He crawled into Shiu's bed and the poor Shiu immediately woke up, jumped to catch the gun he always keeps under his pillow, and pointed it at Toji. And Toji just... laughs. And he leans closer to the gun, so his forehead touches the weapon. "Wanna do it ? Wanna pull the trigger and see what happens ?" Shiu freezes when he recognizes him, he wants to put down the gun but Toji catches his hand and forces him to stay like that. "You fucking asshole, are you trying to die ?" Shiu says, kinda worried about his...fuckbuddy/colleague/partner's mental state. "I wonder if I can die that easily," Toji answers with a crazy smile. "Don't I look hot like that ?" And Shiu has to say, yeah he does. So they kiss. And they fuck. And they keep the gun the whole time because they are crazy, both of them.

And they do practice some voyeurism/exhibitionism when they can. Semi-public sex is very fun too. They have that game about having sex in every bathroom of every place they go together. It doesn't matter if it's a client's house or a bar, if it has a bathroom, then they'd try to fuck in it. Phone sex isn't enough stimulating, but put the cam on and hey that's better !

Everyone who knows them hates them. It's impossible to spend time with both of them because they will talk about their sex life and they will try to suck each other's dick the second you look away.

The worst horny bitches you'd ever met.

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Me with @kaurruption especially the last one

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

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So today @kaurruption taught me that Shiu's last name is written with the kanji "hole" and it also have the same base as "kid" & "seed" and I was like-

You're telling me this man's name means breedable ?

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TojiShiu incorrect quote (fully inspired by @kaurruption )

Megumi, age 10 : I wish I could have a little brother...

Toji, slapping Shiu's ass : Well, we have to make the kid happy, right babe ? Stay there Megumi, Shiu and Daddy are going to try ~

Shiu : Keep talking and you'll be the mom of that future child-

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TojiShiu Incorrect Quotes

The Second Child Quest, part 7

Shiu : Look, I really appreciate that you want to build a family with me and to make your son happy, but would you PLEASE stop kidnap other people's children ?

Toji, rolling his eyes : Yes, yes, okay. Whatever.

Shiu : And don't try to sleep with someone else to make them pregnant either. You're not allowed to cheat on me.

Toji : You never appreciate my efforts anyway. Do you even love me anymore ?

Shiu : Of course I do ! I love you baby but you have to understand that this is not the way to have a new kid.

Credits to @kaurruption and I's random discord conversation from 3 weeks ago again. That was probably the last part, I don't have any other ideas anymore.

[ prequel - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 ]

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@kaurruption :((((

its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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TojiShiu Incorrect Quotes

Toji: I told you already, I'm not flirting, I don't like you that way.

Shiu: Well you sure act like you are, you can't blame me for asking.

Toji: How do I even act gay ?? And it's not like you mind, you always let me do this kind of things and even say you liked it! That doesn't mean you're gay.

Shiu:

Shiu, inhaling: Toji I'm in love with you-

Me talking with @kaurruption lead to this as usual (STOP BITCHING NOW 🙄🙄💛💛)

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TojiShiu Incorrect quotes

The Second Child Quest, part 4 (part 1 - 2 - 3 - 5 - 6 + prequel )

4yo Megumi : *chatting with another kid while waiting for his dad to pick him up after preschool* Toji : I'm here ! Oh, who's that ? Megumi : A friend I made at school. His parents are always late because they work a lot. Toji, looking intensively at the other boy: Hey Megumi, do you still want a sibling ?

~ later ~

Shiu, getting home and seeing Megumi watching the TV with another kid : Hello... Who's that ? Megumi : My new friend. Dad said he can sleep here tonight. Toji : Our new son. We have to buy another bed for him by the way. Shiu : Shiu : Toji we talked about it-

Credits to @kaurruption's hilarious mind as usual

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TojiShiu Incorrect Quotes

Prequel of the Second Child Quest - all of those come from a conversation between @kaurruption and me a while ago

4yo Megumi : I saw you and Dad kiss. Does that mean you're my new mom ? Shiu, choking on nothing : What ??? No ! Toji : *laughing so hard he fell from his chair* Megumi : Then who are you ? Shiu : I- Stop laughing dumbass- Alright, well, see, your dad and I are dating, yes, but I'm not your mom. I'm a guy, you understand ? Megumi, nodding, innocent : Okay ! So, am I going to have a little sister ? Or a little brother ?

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@kaurruption that's us

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

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TojiShiu incorrect quotes (featuring @kaurruption 's imagination)

The Second Child Quest, part 2 (part one here)

Toji, taking Shiu to the park : Look, there's plenty of brats there ! So, which one do you want ? Shiu : That's- That's not an adoption center- Toji : It's the same thing ! They're all running and playing freely, their parents don't even pay attention to them. We can just take one and go home. Look, this one has your eyes, she'd be great for family pictures, don't you think ? Shiu, pinching his nose : Toji for the last time we are NOT kidnapping a fucking kid !

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TojiShiu Incorrect Quotes (still with @kaurruption's inspiration)

The Second Child Quest, part 3

4yo Megumi : You said you'll give me a little brother or sister, when will they come ??

Toji : I know kid, I'm sorry but Shiu said no.

Megumi, looking at Shiu with a sad puppy face : Please mom ? I'll be nice, I promise.

Shiu : I'm not your m- Nevermind. Listen Megumi, I know you want a sibling but sadly, we can't.

Megumi : But why ?

Shiu : Because you need to have a mother -a woman mother- and a father to make a child. Your dad and I are two men so we can't give you a sibling, sorry Megumi.

Toji, under his breath : Well we could if you weren't a coward-

(prequel + Part One - Part Two - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six )

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Just if anyone hasn't been obssess with TojiShiu enough, @kaurruption just told me something DEVASTATING

So imagine, in the beginning of their relationship, they are slowly waking up in Shiu's bed, cuddling each other, and Toji smiles softly and says Mamaguro's name.... Because she's the only other person he loved that much and he's too sleepy to make the difference

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@kaurruption that's you

persistently relevant image

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Imagine going on tumblr like three times a year but the rare days you open your account you choose to bully your fucking best friend on it

Anyway @kaurruption fuck you

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TojiShiu Incorrect Quotes (by @kaurruption again)

Shiu : Your son said he wants a little sister, you should talk to him. Toji : He does ? Alright, let's have one then ! Shiu : What ??? Babe you know we can't- Toji : So surrogate mother or kidnapping ? What do you prefer ? Shiu :

The Second Child Quest saga -> prequel - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6