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aight heres all my thots on infinity war. it’s under a readmore.

good:

-thor is a bad bitch. i know i said this already maybe 10x but... he’s a bad bitch and imo the russos didnt really ruin his character at all (minus putting him in that bigass cape again). he’s one of the only characters to show emotion and he is THE strongest avenger... like he really coulda killed thanos. i love him so much tho so so so much. 

-okoye gives the most hilarious disgusted sideye to bruce banner after he trips in his hulk buster suit lmfao and when wanda finally joins the fights shes like.. “where was she this whole time” (something like that). okoyes just great. 

-tony stark gets the crap kicked out of him. like...if this bitch wasnt killed at least he suffered am i right or am i right ladies?!

-captain america gets punched in the face lmfaooo. like... i dont even dislike captain america but... it was still funny. 

-i lowkey came out of this movie a wanda stan lol. like... they finally stopped trying to depower her!!! shes so strong finally and she makes everyone but thor look like amateurs. i dont even care when this happened im just glad she stopped being whiny and useless. 

-it was better than the last jedi. i know i know!! this isnt a high bar BUT forreal when ppl started comparing the movies i was apprehensive but.... it’s not a good film but it’s still 4000000x better than tlj lmfao. the writing/fighting/colors/treatment of characters of color was way better. like ya the white characters still got the most respect but it was the obvious hatred for characters of color u see in tlj! so thats a positive!

the bad:

-it’s really choppy??? like...all the fights happening in 20 different places was just too much. 

-character development is nonexistent. like... none of these characters have any sort of full arc other than thor (and gamora had a semi-arc)... everyone else seems real...underutilized... yes... even iron man.

-speaking of iron man...thanos knows who iron man/tony stark is... and he tells him that he hopes humanity remembers tony stark. which doesnt make fucking sense since this dude is literally a nobody lmfao!! a random arms dealer from earth is supposed to be someone thanos has heard of and believes humanity should mourn/look up to in any sort of way?? how??? why??? russo/marvel stop sucking tony’s dick for one second challenge!

-the asgardian genocide....except thor says distinctly either “he killed half my people” or “he killed most my people”...so valkyrie must be alive and some of his people must be alive. like... i guess this goes in line with thanos killing half a population per civilization (even if the asgardians were hella small as is). like... it looks like theyre all dead but thor said all that specifically so...im holding out hope. it still was disrespectful to taika and trash writing but...im holding out hope. 

-anything negative happening to wakanda/wakandans. i just wish these ugly fuckos stayed out of the place entirely cause my heart skipped a beat when they showed up in wakanda but thankfully all the fighting happened away from the countries center. 

the worse:

-thanos watches a sunrise (or sunset?) in like a callback to when killmonger watched a sunrise before his death... like maybe that wasn’t on purpose but it looked like it was in wakanda as well i dont even know but it was ugly and boring and tacky in every way. stop trying to make thanos as a better villan than killmonger happen!!! it’s never gonna be a thing!!

-gamoras death was fuckin horrendous. she died just to further this dumb thanos dudes agenda. the trope of letting women die for male pain is so exhausting. and trying to lie to us and say that what thanos felt for gamora was love when all he did was torture, abuse, and control her is crazy!!! like that’s not love u fucking demons!!! fuck the russos.

-the black order...sucked. they were all depowered/weak as hell. cgi was trash and like i said they were just weaklings across the board! just some boring henchmen in all honesty. 

-sam died in a fuckin ditch alone...rhodey was nearby but he didn’t see him. all the deaths had no emotional impact...

-THE WAKANDA ADVERTISEMENTS ARE FALSE. THE WAKANDANS AREN’T THAT IMPORTANT AT ALL. NO ONE FROM THE BP CREW REALLY IS AT ALL IN THIS STORY. FUCK MARVEL FOR ACTING LIKE THEY WERE GONNA BE.

-everyones said this before but...nothing matters... there are no stakes. everyone can return from the dead. the only ppl who i think are probably dead fr fr are loki (thank God) and heimdall (im so mad about that). even gamora can probs come back since her soul seemed to be connected in someway to the soul stone...and they wanna make more guardian movies and shes important so ya know she’ll probs be back (she fucking better be tbh). the “nothing matters” thing makes the movies whole ending completely boring and unemotional lol. like... i did not care when t’challa and falcon disappeared lmfao like i love them but i still didnt feel shit cause i was like...ill see yall later then lol. 

overall:

-it has a lot more problems than what i mentioned but... it’s just a fun popcorn flick if ur not really invested in most of these character like me... i only gave a fuck about the thor crew and every black character lol...otherwise...kill vision, kill bruce, w/e i dont care lol. and it’s especially easy to enjoy this b/c theres no stakes. none of it matters. falcon will be back. t’challa will be back. gamora better be back. we’re gonna pray for heimdall. etc etc.