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a collection of shuggy being parents
#one piece#shanks#buggy the clown#shuggy#monkey d. luffy#red haired shanks#uta#op uta#uta one piece#op#dracule mihawk#luffy
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"Max, you're a bad man. Four in a row ... it's awesome, dude. Really, really happy for you, and you've been flawless and frickin' ... pretty spectacular. Yeah, obviously Brazil's a recent obvious one, which was insane - that was, yeah, very much 2016. Long story short, you're the man, and enjoy the fourth."
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ADVENT CALENDAR 2024 DAY 1 ITS GONNA BE CHRISTMAAAAAASSSSSSS
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Bluesky & fandom education data
I'm on bsky now. I'm mildly active on Bluesky now (or "bisky" as I say it in my head thanks to the urls) at destinationtoast.bsky.social. Mostly meaning I'll be crossposting my more major fandom stats there and responding to being tagged, as I used to do on Twitter.
How educated is fandom? I just got tagged in a thread asking if I knew of any data about fandom education levels:
#FanStudies folks, I'm looking for information on educational attainment in fandom, particularly adult fans (≥25 yo). I've been through the Ao3 2013 & 2024 surveys; Fansplaining 2019 shipping & Overflow survey. No ?. I know acafans are a thing, but not numbers. Any suggestions?
— Justine Debelius (@jwoodelius.bsky.social) December 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I don't know any relevant research. If you do, please share!
For the heck of it, let's run an unscientific poll here, because everyone loves polls. Sorry for any US-centric terminology; I modified the categories from the US census but tried to internationalize.
(For those of you currently working on degrees, I salute you and wish you the best! 🫡 )
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⛥゚・。 oiran
synopsis: while luffy and the others are off saving sanji, zoro is assigned the role of a ronin, and told to keep a low profile as he roams the land of wano... but he risks revealing himself and the entire crew when he discovers you're a nearby oiran, and in need of his rescue.
cw: lots and lots of fluff, comfort, zoro is down bad for reader, reader is super pretty, zoro does NOT play about you, took me hella long for some reason.
a/n: i took the song hell n back by summer walker as inspo for this
"Thanks," Zoro nodded with a smile, giving the boat owner a thankful nod as he took a box of sushi from him, quickly setting it down in his lap and cracking it open.
Though he had failed to notice the word WASABI written in bold on the side of the tray.
In his travels throughout the Flower Capital, Zoro had landed himself in a little bit of trouble, having been arrested for the crimes of a serial killer, and convicted as a murderer when he cut down a very important magistrate—who was the real culprit—at his own execution.
Luckily, after defeating the magistrate's followers and walking out the execution yard, he had managed to stumble across a literal sushi boat leaving one of the docks, which gave him the perfect means to escape.
While also offering the perfect opportunity for him to stuff his face.
Eager to eat, he picked up the first piece, which was topped with fresh salmon nigiri and salmon roe, the rice a little more green than the swordsman expected.
But he was too hungry to care, not giving it a second thought as he shoved the whole thing in his mouth.
An act he was quick to regret.
Cheeks puffed and nose scrunched, a bead of sweat trailed down his temple as his face contorted into an expression of discomfort.
'It burns!'
Frantic for something to cool his tongue, he snapped his head around, letting out small hums of muffled agony as he searched for his sake gourd.
Though the spiciness made him feel like his mouth was being seared by flames, most of the heat was moving upward toward the back of his nose, hitting his sinuses just enough to make his eyes water.
Typically, he enjoyed things that sat more on the bitter side, but he'd never imagined food could get this spicy.
Quickly grabbing his sake, he guzzled well over half of it, ignoring the two large streams running down the sides of his mouth as that was what finally stopped the burning.
But as he began to regain feeling in his mouth, he realized that the sushi piece itself actually tasted delicious, slightly smiling at the flavor.
'Looks like I'll just need a sake chaser.'
"My, my! Look at this!" the older man next to him gasped, marveling at a mysterious flyer in his hands. "To think that such a breath-taking beauty actually exists! It's unbelievable!"
Completely unbothered, Zoro went back to stuffing his face, following each bite with a huge gulp of sake.
Though his curiosity began to pique when the man continued to stare at the paper, almost as if he was hypnotized.
"What's unbelievable?" Zoro asked, muffled, as he gulped down another piece. "Hot!"
"An oiran nearby by the name of (f/n)! She's said to be one of the most beautiful women in the country!" the man answered, holding up the paper for the swordsman to see. "It's rumored that her beauty would give oiran Komurasaki a run for her money."
Zoro took another lazy swig of his gourd, brow raised as he flippantly glanced at the flyer, only for his eye to blow wide at the sight.
It was you, your features gracefully laid out and unmistakable in the detailed ink painting.
Surprised, Zoro spit out his mouthful of sake, shooting it directly into the face of a nearby patron.
"Hey! If you don't like wasabi, don't eat it! But I won't tolerate you spitting on other customers!" the owner of the boat shouted, brows furrowed as he glared at the swordsman. "Hold on! Have you even paid?!"
"Lemme see that!" Zoro growled, completely ignoring the owner as he snatched the flyer out of the old man's hands, looking at it closer.
It was indeed you, as radiant and stunning as he'd last seen, which was well over a month ago.
He wasn't told what identity you were assigned or where you were stationed—a precaution taken by Kin'emon as he'd seen throughout his travels how hell-bent the swordsman was on protecting you, and couldn't trust the man not to seek you out if he knew.
And, of course, his intuition would be right, as the paper suddenly began to crumple in Zoro's hand, his expression dropping into a deep scowl.
Zoro was dim, but he wasn't stupid.
During his time in the capital, he had managed to piece together what the whole oiran business was about.
He'd overheard the stories.
He'd seen the men.
It was nothing but an excuse for stuffy rich guys to gawk and leer at women, treating them like objects and products to be bought rather than actual people.
His fist clenched even tighter, veins bulging in his hand as it practically shook, nearly destroying the paper.
While eating out somewhere nice, he'd eavesdrop on some of the stories the men of higher status would tell, and to call their actions harassment would be a grave understatement.
He grit his teeth, attempting to fight off the swell of anger threatening to burst from his chest.
Just the thought of any man doing those things to you made his blood boil, and his hands itch for his swords.
Plan be damned, he wasn't gonna let anything happen to you on his watch.
Abruptly turning around, he yolked up the boat owner by the front of his yukata, the man letting out a fearful yelp as Zoro pulled him closer with a deadly glare.
He held out the crumpled flyer for the man to see, tone deadly serious and leaving no room for argument.
"Tell me where I can find her..."
"Care for some sake, sir?" a blonde-haired geisha asked, a slight flush on her cheeks as she approached Zoro, who was sitting rigidly on his tatami mat.
The man was certainly a sight, and every other girl in the room was having a hard time focusing on their clients with him sitting so close.
He was significantly more handsome than their typical patrons.
Pronounced jawline.
Clearly muscular physique.
Dark, bedroom eyes.
A dream come true for a woman in this profession.
"No, thank you," he curtly denied, not even bothering to look the girl in the eye.
But he had turned down every one of their advancements.
Yet, in all actuality, he wasn't even supposed to be there.
Once the boat owner told him where to find you, he immediately jumped ship, leaving behind some money to pay for his meal before landing on the riverbank.
He ran as fast as his legs could carry him with nightfall drawing ever closer, as he knew that was when red-light districts were at their most busy.
And only after mugging a few rich guys—using their money to pay the exorbitant entrance fee—did he finally gain access to your room, entering himself under the guise of a wealthy samurai.
Then, he laid in wait, watching with a certain disdain as the other men practically jumped the other girls, getting particularly handsy particularly quick.
But he did his best to ignore it, instead focusing on the fact that you had yet to arrive, worry beginning to spike in his veins as he had been sitting there for thirty minutes, with little to no sign of you at all.
"Hey," he called, snappily, snatching the girl out of her lovesick stupor. "When the hell is the oiran comin' out?"
Visibly, her shoulders dropped, a pout settling on her painted lips as she finally caught the message, now understanding why he was so cold toward everyone else.
He was waiting for her.
'Much like the rest of the men that pass through nowadays...'
Sucking up her slight annoyance, she faced the man with a polite smile, fixing her grip on the tray of liquor.
"Oiran (f/n) will be—"
"Lords! And esteemed samurai of Wano!" an older woman suddenly exclaimed, seeming to appear out of nowhere, utterly elated.
Zoro snapped his attention away from the girl, eye zeroing in on the door the madam was standing in front of.
He could sense you standing just behind it, and was fighting off the all-encompassing urge to bust it down and drag you away from the place.
"It is with great honor that the Ogimoto House presents to you our very own shining star... oiran (f/n)!"
As the door slammed open, a woman in the corner suddenly began to play the shamisen, the other girls joining together to gracefully dance as you made your entrance, carefully stepping into the light.
And once Zoro caught sight of you, nearly all the air was knocked out of his lungs.
You were a vision.
Your hair was tied in a both simple yet elaborate updo, adorned with several golden, gem-encrusted hairpins, two small strands of hair falling before your ears.
Your kimono was heavily layered, but richly decorated with bold greens and intricate embroidery that accented the fabric's dragon design—the most prominent one, ironically, missing its left eye, much like your swordsman.
Your makeup was surprisingly simple for an oiran, more focused on accentuating your natural features, while offering small pops of color to your cheeks.
Zoro's heart added another beat to its pattern, feeling as if the skin on his chest was tightening over itself, rendering him unable to breath.
Just being able to look at you brought him an embarrassing amount of happiness.
Lowering your fan, you flashed the men a coy smile, their eyes quite literally turning into hearts at the sight.
"Sorry for the delay," you simpered, gracefully walking into the room.
Because of traditional oiran etiquette, it was impossible for you to move faster than a mile an hour, but that only added to the appeal as that made it seem as if you were floating through the air.
Calculated, your eyes scanned over the crowd, analyzing each face within the room.
You'd recognized a few of the usual suspects—rich, thirsty men who would fall over themselves trying to catch your attention—and noticed a few new faces—skeptical types who wanted to see if the rumors of your looks were true.
But one man among them all stuck out to you.
You'd recognize that head of hair anywhere...
Internally, you let out a sigh, fighting off the wide smile threatening to break out on your face.
'He just can't follow directions, can he?'
Your swordsman.
Though you two had only been apart for about a month, give or take, you couldn't help but allow your heart to swell with joy at seeing him again.
Countless nights you'd found yourself pining over the man, missing his presence by your side.
His genuine, obnoxious laugh.
His funny, snarky remarks.
His drunken, horrible flirting.
His bad habit of resting his hand on your hip, keeping you tethered to his side.
All that was why you found your feet carrying you over to his mat, entire body burning at the intensity of his stare and the cockiness of his smirk.
"May I join you, sir?" you asked, slyly, biting back the grin threatening to crack on your lips. "I don't believe I've seen you here before."
He let out a quiet chuckle, perfectly fine with playing along, so long as he was your only customer.
"Be my guest," he greeted, his hand instinctively coming up to pat his thigh.
You typically sat in his lap when you two were alone, but he was so excited to see you, he didn't really care.
Though, when your eyes flashed him a scolding look, his hand halted in mid-air, brow raising in confusion.
You glanced toward the other patrons discreetly, taking notice that they all were still watching intently, before turning your attention back to your swordsman.
'We can't do that here, dumbass,' your expression said. 'You're gonna blow my cover.'
It finally hit him, and he nodded with an adorably vacant look.
'My bad,' he backed off.
"Oiran (f/n)!" a man suddenly shouted from across the room, grabbing everyone's attention as he bustled to his feet and scrambled toward you. "Oiran (f/n)!"
Despite your confusion, you turned to him with a warm look, masking your apprehension.
"Yes, Sir Kyoguro?" you asked.
You'd recognized the man from a few of his previous visits, and you made a point to remember every name you met, in case they could be of use to you later.
"I must say, I am bewitched by your beauty, absolutely enthralled by your grace, and in awe of your poise!"
You pretended to be abashed by the comments, slightly hiding yourself behind your fan.
"Sir Kyoguro, you flatter me."
Zoro nearly gagged, rolling his eyes at the sight.
He knew you were faking it, seeing as you'd just given him a real reaction only moments ago, but that didn't mean he had to like it.
"(f/n)!" the man eagerly lurched forward, taking your hand in his. "I am utterly taken with you. I see no other woman that can take your place in my heart!"
You fought off a grimace, smiling down uneasily at the stranger, who seemed to have found it in his right to touch you without your permission.
Zoro, on the other hand, was less than pleased.
Arms tightly crossed over his chest, his gripped his yukata, occupying his hands to prevent himself from shooting up and severely hurting the man.
It was painfully obvious that you were uncomfortable, yet you seemed to be taking it in stride.
How many other interactions had you had like this one?
How many men have touched you without your say so?
How many times have you had to hide your distress behind a kind smile?
'Bastard...'
He grit his teeth, fingers tightening painfully into a fist.
"This is why... I want you to marry me!"
Your entire world scratched to halt, Zoro's eye widening at the words.
"I-I beg your pardon?" you weakly stuttered, utterly shocked, praying you heard him wrong.
"I've already paid off your contract and then some. So tonight we leave for the Flower Capital! There we will be wed! And we'll finally be able to start our lives together!"
Your heart practically sank to your feet, the very thought making you shiver under your skin.
It was unheard of for an oiran to get a marriage proposal just within a month of working, much less one where the client pays well over the asking price.
Kin'emon telling you that fact was the only thing reassuring you throughout this whole endeavor.
As cheesy as it was, you had no intention of marrying anyone else in this world other than Zoro, whether the wedding was real or not.
But it wasn't like you could outright say no, or simply run away.
You'd blow your cover that way, and the others needed you to find out everything you could from the nobles of Wano.
'Of all people, why did this have to happen to me?'
It was safe to say... you were shitting your pants.
In a desperate attempt to debunk this, you turned to the madam, but she gave you a proud thumbs up, nodding in concurrence.
'Fuck!'
"And while we're on the topic... please forgive me if this comes off too vulgar for your delicate ears," the man leaned in closer, whispering so only you could catch it.
You shivered, terrified of what nonsense he might say.
"Once we reach the Flower Capital, I must insist that we start the process of producing an heir at once. My family is in great need of one, you see? And we need to start his upbringing right away."
You nearly laughed at the statement, eyes wide, nearly disbelieving of the words that just left his mouth.
There's no way he just said that...
But he did.
And Zoro heard him loud and clear.
And right then and there was when the swordsman decided the time for sitting idly by was over, plan be damned—Traffy could make another one.
It'd be a cold day in hell before he ever let you get married to some pervert for some mission, much less have a kid with him.
Silently, Zoro stood up from his mat, rising to his full height ominously quiet.
The entire room suddenly turned their attention to him, you included, your lips letting out a faint gasp as you caught a glimpse of his eyes, which were darkened with malice.
You recognized the look instantly... and you knew it spelled trouble.
'Oh, no...'
Your swordsman clenched his fist, grabbing the air as if it were one of his swords, before winding up his arm for a swing.
"Zoro, please... he didn't mean anything by it... we'll figure something out, alright?" you tried to calm him down, completely ignoring the fact that you used his real name, and the fact that it was completely inappropriate to talk to a customer that way.
You were more preoccupied with making sure he didn't kill anybody.
But his mind was already made up.
Suddenly, a dark, shiny substance coated his arm from his fingertips to his elbow, emanating a menacing, purple glow.
'HA!'
If he was using his haki, there was no point in talking anymore.
You sighed, exasperatingly rolling your eyes, giving up on any hopes of calming him down and simply waiting for the inevitable.
"No Sword Style... Tatsumaki!"
Faster than everyone else could see, he swung his arm through the air, creating a giant, aggressive air funnel that knocked the sniveling man before you out cold—the winds so harsh that it blew the hairpins right out your hair and tore through the roof of the house, letting in the torrential downpour from outside.
While everyone was distracted, Zoro scooped you up in his arms, bridal style, your yelp of surprise snatching back their attention.
"Hey!" the madam shouted, furious. "You put her down this instant!"
"I'm stealing the woman!" Zoro announced, running right past her and out the exit, snatching up the large sack of money the man left. "And the cash!"
"Don't tell them that!" you lightly smacked him in the chest, laughing, as you wrapped your arms around his neck, the pelting rain forcing your loose hair to stick to your face.
Breaking down the door to the exit, your swordsman sprinted out toward the dirt road, the owner of the house along with your other loyal followers chasing you both outside.
"Get back here!"
"Where are you going with the oiran?!"
"You can't take her!"
"Someone stop him!"
"Oiran (f/n)! We'll save you!"
As if you needed saving...
"Y'know, most guys say hi, how are ya before kidnapping a girl from her house," you teased, turning to your swordsman.
"Most girls typically say thank you after being saved from an arranged marriage," he countered, his trademark cocky grin plastered on his face.
"What other girls are you saving?" you playfully huffed, brows furrowing as you tugged at his cheek.
Amused, Zoro let out a small chuckle, rolling his eyes.
He'd missed you... desperately.
Looking over your shoulder, you checked to see if the men were still chasing you, happy to see that they had given up, all of them stopping and turning back toward the house.
'So much for loyal...'
Pushing the thought to the side, you suddenly cupped your swordsman's face in your hands, thumb softly gliding over his cheekbone.
"I missed you," you smiled up at him, sincerely, taking a moment to re-familiarize yourself with his face.
You'd missed him... desperately.
And the man seemed even handsomer than you remembered.
Finally a decent distance away from the house, Zoro stopped in his tracks, pulling over right in the middle of the road.
"Stand on my feet," he stated, shifting his grip to put you down.
You were only wearing tabi socks, and he didn't want you to get muddy feet.
Following his instructions, you stepped carefully onto the tops of his feet, his hands sliding down to your hips to balance you.
Though, once he was sure you were steady, he didn't hesitate in pulling you flush against him and smashing his lips against yours.
Your eyes widened, slightly surprised by the sudden movement, before you instantly melted into his embrace, relishing the way his strong arms felt wrapped around you.
He kissed you like he was famished, like you were water in his desert, his blunt fingertips having a near bruising grip on your hips.
Moments like these made him wonder what life would be like if the two of you didn't have to split up every two fucking seconds.
Pulling you even closer, he only deepened the kiss, his eagerness electrifying you right down to your core.
Emotional displays of this magnitude... coming from him?
In public?
You never thought you'd see the day.
Pulling back with a soft pop, you took a moment to catch your breath, unable to fight off the stupid smile settling on your lips.
"I should get married off more often," you chuckled, breathlessly, resting your hands on his chest for purchase.
He scoffed, scooping you up again before going back to running, hoping to find somewhere to shelter you both from the rain.
Glancing down at your smug grin, he smirked, rolling his eyes before placing a quick peck on your forehead.
"Don't push it."
#one piece#one piece x reader#roronoa#roronoa x reader#roronoa zoro#roronoa zoro x reader#zoro#zoro x reader#zorosangell#op
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Fat Claude and her girlfriend at Le Monocle, a lesbian bar in Paris, in 1936. Photographed by multi-hyphenate Hungarian-French artist Brassaï
#op#photography#butch femme#1930s#1936#butch tag#fat butch#lesbian#couples#fat claude#le monocle#paris#france#brassaï
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klaasje skills (2nd edition)
#op#disco elysium#klaasje#these work better for fic writing than the first set and i THINK i’m done editing them. finally. i think. laughs nervously
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superlicense 2015 | fourth wdc 2024
full credit to @slutforpringles for putting these vids together!
#it made me so emotional and i remembered i had made gifs of this before so i had to#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#f1#op
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don't get me wrong, ghost and soap alongside being disgustingly in love, are also really good friends
but the simple fact of the matter is gaz is soap's best friend
and gaz loves to tease ghost about that constantly
#john mactavish#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#simon riley#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#ghostsoap#soapghost#cod#call of duty#modern warfare#ghoap#ghostsoap hc#op
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day 3: doing chores can someone tell me where's the sink in sunny's kitchen? where do they clean their dishes? do they have a dishwasher only???? i might be dumb tho
#one piece#zosan#sanji#one piece fanart#black leg sanji#sanji one piece#zoro#roronoa zoro#zoro one piece#op#zosan one piece#zosan week 2024#zsweek2024#zs week 2024
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Zosan as that one Spider-Man mj panel
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someone posted this on my local nextdoor and yeah it’s a boomer meme but it checks out or whatever
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Athlete Steve with the Kinetic Intelligence
I just noticed that in this clip Steve picks up the receiver with his right hand, tosses it to his left… and then passes it back to his right to clock the guy
I just know that if Steve had a sword or something he would be doing so much extra fancy twirly shit
#i love him so much#steve harrington#lol#action figure steve#stranger things#theory#stranger things theory#headcanon#canon#pretty#boys#comedy#action#kinetic intelligence#athlete#interest#steddie#op
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Day6: proposal
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Au where Nami and Zoro pretend to date because Nami is sick of men hitting on her and saying she's "too pretty to be a lesbian" and Zoro owns her too much money to say no, plus it's a low effort way to pay her off. Most of the time he's just "scary dog privilege", but on the occasion he has to fight someone off, it's nice training. He also cares about her as a friend but wouldn't be caught dead admitting it.
They meet Sanji and he's extremely jealous that dumb buffoons like Zoro get all the beautiful and witty ladies. He hates Zoro and keeps throwing sarcastic remarks towards him, which translates to him flirting with the man.
One day he tells Nami that he's so jealous that it makes him angry. Following it up with "I'm not saying I want you to break-up, please forgive me for suggesting I'd ever wish anything but happiness for you, Nami dear!" Not specifying who he was jealous of made Nami think that Sanji was one of those snappy gays with no filter. I mean... how could he not be? He's discussed his twenty step skincare routine with her, he's always dresst to the t, he smells of expensive perfume all the time - naming brands and gossip about the company owners like it's his full time job, he speaks french in cursive and moves like a ribbon in the wind. And all her doubts that he didn't like men flew out the window the moment Zoro was in the room. Not only was he sizing him up, not only did he use any excuse to poke his biceps or chest or forehead, not only did she catch the two talking out back, Sanji blowing smoke in Zoro's face (out of spite but they both thought it was flirting), but as the cherry on top, Sanji would always, ALWAYS draw a little heart on Zoro's coffee.
Nami never got coffee for herself, she preferred tea, or most of the time she'd just get a protein shake. But Sanji always assumed the muscle head would want the protein shake.
Of course, Nami manages to force Zoro into bribing her, making his debt bigger as she told him that after this she'd be left without a guard dog so it needed to be extra expensive. She told him Sanji liked him back and that he told her himself. So the next time Zoro met Sanji, he kissed him. Granted, it was without a warning so the slap wasn't unexpected, but then Sanji got angry at him because "HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON NAMI-SAN LIKE THAT!" And he went on a tangent, fighting him (one of the best sparring sessions Zoro had in a while) and it all just made Zoro like Sanji even more. He cared so much, he was so strong and loyal... Finally, he managed to explain the situation, to which Sanji sighed "yeah, she's too good to be with a man... I should have guessed..." and then confusedly asking why the kiss.
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