#@ anon i wouldn’t care anyway and just enjoy the memes but yeah it does look like and makes sense it’d be that town

[alloutshirt]

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[falling-pages]

heyy!! first off i hope you’re having a lovely day/night and are taking care of yourself :) i noticed your requests were open buuut i don’t exactly know how your requests work or your rules for requests and such so if any of this sounds unappealing to you then feel free to disregard it!!

i was wondering if you could do (headcanons or drabbles, whichever is more comfortable for you) for the hosts and how they would react if an s/o had an encounter with a toxic ex??

sorry if it’s troublesome but you’re one of the few people i’ve seen on here who write for ohshc and i recently had a run in with one of my, not so pleasant ex’s, and i’m still a bit shaken up by it. and once again no pressure or anything and if this doesn’t sound like something you’d want to do or isn’t something you take then feel free to ignore this :)

ty for your time love <3

Hi anon! Your request was so polite and lovely, it really made my morning :) my requests work just like this! Unless I post a prompt list or something, feel free to just slide in and send me a prompt! I have a stash of my own I’m working on but I always want to hear from you all and I’m always looking for ideas!

Thanks for sending this in! I really like this idea; it really showcases each of the hosts’ personalities. I’m sorry you had a bad run-in with your ex. I hope you take the time you need to find peace and comfort away from them, and I want you to remember that you are worthy of all the pure love in the world. I’m recovering from a toxic relationship too, so my messages are open if you need someone to talk to 💖

I listened to “You should be sad” by Halsey while listening to this.

Hosts running into your toxic ex:

Tamaki: 

1. Tamaki’s greatest wish in life is to have a family. A whole, complete, loving, annoying family. He made that happen at Ouran, and he wants to make it happen with you, too. When he loves, he loves with all his soul.

2. So he doesn’t understand why partners cheat. It literally astounds him. You’re in a relationship with this beautiful person you love, and you’re going to throw it all away?

3. So when he sees your ex and remembers all the things you told him they did to you, it takes everything in him not to go up to them and just tell them off.

4. You’re out shopping when you see them, and you silently duck behind Tamaki’s tall frame.

5. He instantly perks up and asks you to point out who it is, keeping you hidden behind him. 

6. When you show him, he pulls you to his chest and wraps his arms around you, burying your face in his shirt so you can’t see them.

7. Petting your hair and whispering sweet assurances in your ear.

8. “You’re with me now. You don’t have to be afraid.”

9. “They don’t deserve you. They never did.”

10. “You make me so happy. I would never dream of hurting you.”

11. “I’ll never leave you.”

12. You stay cuddled in his chest until your ex passes, with Tamaki sending them a death glare until they’re out of sight.

13. Tamaki buys you anything you want to help you forget about it.

Kyoya:

1. RIP to the person that hurt you, because he will ensure their demise

2. When you first tell him about your ex, he will do a little background research on them and learn their habits to make sure whenever you go out that you don’t run in to them

3. However, one day you do happen to run into them

4. Kyoya curses himself for not doing more research

5. You try to act like everything is normal, but he notices

6. The only thing keeping him from sicing his bodyguards on them is the tight grip you have on his hand

7. You go off to the bathroom to catch your breath and clear your head

8. He goes right up to them and threatens them within an inch of their life

9. “Listen here you bastard. I know everything about you. I know your SSN. I know where you live and what you like to do. If you ever, ever hurt them or go near them again, I will not hesitate to make your life a living hell.”

10. He scares them off

11. And when you come out of the bathroom and see they’re gone, you know he did something

12. “What did you do?”

13. “Don’t worry, I took care of them.”

Haruhi:

1. She will also give them a piece of her mind

2. She’s not one to take insults lying down

3. She yelled at Yoshio Ootori, after all

4. And those men in ep. 8

5. She won’t embarrass you or make a scene

6. But if they happen to walk too close to you

7. She might stick out her foot

8. They might “trip”

9. And end up with a broken nose

10. Oh whoops how could that have happened

11. But she will lovingly rub your back to help you calm down

12. And will make you your favorite food for dinner that night

Hikaru:

1. That boy is a little ball of anger anyways

2. So Heaven help if you ex sees you two together

3. The night you told him everything about your ex, he held you until you fell asleep

4. And silently promised you and himself that he would make them pay for hurting you

5. Hikaru has two modes

6. FIGHT

7. And

8. JEALOUS

9. You have to l i t e r a l l y hold him back when you see them in public

10. He will go buck wild on their ass

11. If your ex is male, he will tear him to pieces

12. He will knock them on their sorry ass and punch them until they regret the day they were born

13. Lights out mf

14. He is so furious that this person hurt you--you, the one he loves more than anyone in the entire world--that he will not stop fighting until the guy is bleeding from every orifice

15. You’re embarrassed at first

16. But you kinda like the lengths he went to to protect your honor

17. If your ex is a girl

18. He was raised to never hit a woman

19. So he will just glare at her so hard she’s sure to be seeing stars

20. And wrap his arms around you and give you a kiss to make it obvious that you are his

21. Once they’re gone, he keeps you wrapped in his arms to give you a steady anchor

22. With whispered promises of “I will always be here”

23. And kisses pressed into your hair

Kaoru:

1. Kaoru doesn’t get enough mischievous credit

2. Remember the refreshing battle? He can pull a few tricks even without Hikaru around

3. Sure, he’s more quiet and reserved than his brother

4. But if your ex even dares to show their face when he’s around

5. Then he will make it obvious who you are currently dating

6. As soon as your ex sees you he will pull you into a makeout session

7. Doesn’t matter where you are

8. School

9. Mall

10. Hitachiin fundraiser event

11. He doesn’t care

12. Sloppy, sloppy makeout session

13. He will kiss you so hard that you forget your ex is even around

14. If you’re comfortable with it, his hands will wander, just to prove the point

15. While he enjoys kissing you because you’re you, he also wants to show your ex how much you upgraded

16. Because now you’re dating a person who is protective of you and loves you with his whole heart

17. And isn’t afraid to show it

18. And who wants nothing but your love in return

Mitsukuni:

1. Dead. 

2. Plain and simple.

3. Dead.

4. Mitsukuni will see that this person makes you sad

5. And they’ll probably end up in a dungeon somewhere

6. Never seen or heard from again

7. And then he’ll just pop back up with you

8. “Where did you go?”

9. “Bakery!”

10. *slyly washes his hands of the remains*

11. Buys your silence with ice cream

Takashi:

1. Ya know that meme??? The “haha, I’m in danger” meme?

2. Yeah, that’s your ex when Takashi gets his hands on them

3. He knows you wouldn’t want much attention brought to it

4. But he feels the way your hand tenses when you see them

5. He sees the way you freeze when they walk by

6. He knows just how awful they were to you

7. And so that night when you get home, he sits down with you and untangles every knotted string connecting your heart with that person

8. He listens to you talk, holds you when you cry, and helps you figure out the healthiest way to cope with what that relationship did to you

9. He runs his fingers through your hair as you snuggle against his chest, feeling warm and safe and loved and cared for

10. You fall asleep to the sound of his heartbeat

11. He is extra nice to you the next day

12. He knows you’re still healing

13. He’s just glad you’ve allowed him there for the ride

14. He does research to find the best ways to help you heal

15. Buys books and watches TedTalks and attends online forums

16. He brings up therapy as gently as he can

17. And points to his research saying it might help

18. And he’ll go with you if you want

19. Or he will support you from afar if you want to go alone

20. All that matters is that he’s there beside you for the journey

21. He will never let that person near you ever again

22. And if they ever show up

23. His fists will make them regret the day they ever hurt you

You inspired me to write a whole one-shot with some of the hosts! I’ll put that out soon. Thanks for the suggestion, anon :) <3

[onlyfortheplot]

Surprise Cuddles!

Oikawa, Atsumu, and Wakatoshi Request. S/o is a girl who is not a fan of body contact (even holding hands and hugs) with which you fill yourself up like a king when she actually does it. One day she comes to her boyfriend and lies down to him and just cuddles up to him. - ANON-CHAN

A/N: Finally, my second ask finished. This took longer, mainly because I wanted to kick myself for the fluffiness??? Anyway this request was *chef’s kiss*! Thanks for it and hope you enjoy! (Asks are OPEN.)

WARNINGS: Slight NSFW in Wakatoshi’s

PAIRINGS: Oikawa x Reader, Atsumu x Reader, Ushijima x Reader

When you first started dating, you had made it clear. No physical contact.

And to say Oikawa was sad was an understatement, this man was shook

Like why would no one like hugs, or holding hands

Did something happen? Did you feel unsafe? Was he the reason?

You had to explain to him, several times, that no. It wasn’t him. It was just your preference.

Baby boy would 100% respect your boundaries satisfied with the rare pecks you gave when you were excited

But, sometimes we just need to recharge and sorta melt into warmth and joy

So when exam season comes around and assignment upon assignment gets piled on top of you, you feel suffocated. Almost unable to breathe from the stress and expectations put on you.

So you spent hours upon hours locked up in your room, face buried in a book

You couldn’t even text him, much less actually see him because you knew that he would just distract you from the task at hand. 

You were just too worried about failing your classes

So when the whole exam week is FINALLY was over and the weekend FINALLY comes, you invited him over

Strictly for talking…unless…jkjk this is SFW …or is it

He expected to do what you usually did: Sit in the same room sending conspiracy theories and memes (fight me, our pretty setter doesn’t have taste in the good things)

But, when you latched onto him the second he walked into your room

This boy is confused. 

 Like why. He’s not complaining, in fact, he’s on top of the world

Like, really. He feels like the real king RIP Kageyama

He doesn’t make any moves, just let you do you in your own pace

And he waits and waits and waits to allow you to stay cuddled into him

And if you fall asleep on him

God help you, he’ll make it is a profile picture, his wallpaper, you name it

Ushiwaka himself is not a very PDA, physically affectionate person, he seems like the type of person to not really see that?

The prefers sending you heart-warming texts or the occasional your favorite flower placed on your desk

So he never saw the reason for always touching each other, although he never really told you that he was okay with that

He just thought you knew that he was okay with the no-touching rule communication is important people

So when you came to him in the dorms and wrapped your arms around him, he immediately thought something was wrong, as it was different from your usual behavior

He looked down at you, for any sign that you were hurt, but could find none. He furrowed his brows as he caressed the side of your head.

He would wait a while, sensing that you really didn’t want to talk and allowed you to do things at your own pace

You let out a sigh, burrowing your nose into his chest and taking in a deep breath

“Y/N, sweetheart, are you okay?” he would ask, tucking in a loose strand as you picked up your head to look at him This man would def drink his woman juice

And you’ll have to awkwardly explain you overheard some people saying that he was losing interest and how he really didn’t care for her

“I was worried you didn’t love me anymore because I don’t hug you a lot.”

He quirks up a brow, very confused and hurt that you would even think that, “What do you mean Y/N-chan, I love you” He’d be so blunt I

Then you’d have to explain, even more awkwardly, that you knew that (as if his texts and flowers weren’t enough proof) but wondered if he was losing interest because she didn’t hug or hold his hand

“I know that Waka, but I—”

He wouldn’t let you continue, as he gently pressed his lips on your own, shutting you up.

He grasped your hips, grinding it against his own, looking down with a hungry spark in his eyes

Let’s just say the night was filled with proof that he loved you *wink-wonk*

I feel like Atsumu wouldn’t really make a big deal, like yah he doesn’t get to hug his beautiful S/O all the time, but like he can still call you his strong top vibes

If you tell him no to something, he’ll respect that because despite being a brat, he loves you and knows that no means no

But, even sometimes our egoistic little pig needs his share of love, especially after something bad happens, he needs your love

So after an extremely bad practice where his serves were sloppy and his sets couldn’t match the spikes, you bet that you are the person he turns

He won’t force it, but he’ll hint at it, by small actions that he needs affection

Like he’ll look at you constantly, see Bokuto’s emo mood, watching as you worked on your own homework

Or he’ll make more obvious comments “Today’s hug day” “Wouldn’t it be nice to have a cuddle party”

So when you get fed up with his actions (not that you’re complaining but this side of him was cute) you got up from your seat and landed in his lap.

He would be surprised, not actually expecting you do so, but he’ll play it off pretending that he knew that you would do that

“Yeah, I knew yer couldn’t resist me.” You would give him a deadpan look, slowly making your way off his lap.

He would tackle you to the bed, holding you by the waist as he brought you in to take a deep breath of your lemon-scented shampoo. He would specifically ask you to use it because it smelled good.

“You’re not going anywhere.” 

But, would snuggle into you holding you loosely in case you just couldn’t do it anymore. Not that you wanted to leave. At least not yet.

You genuinely enjoyed seeing him like this, cuddled into you, leaning into your scent.

His lazy smile dropping to a small, more genuine one. It was adorable, you poked his cheeks, earning a grunt from him.

He grabbed your hand, pulling it to his lips, softly kissing the tips. We love soft boy hours

“I love yer, beautiful,” he whispered onto your fingers, you giggled as he breathed heavily onto your fingers.

[shoichee]

hi ! <3 I Absolutely luv your scenarios!:) Can I request for the pregnant s/o scenario with Midorima & Murasakibara ? :o Thank you :D

HELLO <333 wahhh tysm for reading, and i hope you’re still around lurking here to see this, my anon <33 also, i did write these in headcanon formats but please PLEASE let me know if you wanted scenarios and i’ll whip up scenarios :>

Pregnant S/O with Midorima, Murasakibara

Note: I am also writing this hc under the premise that the S/O has been dating with them for quite some time and is practically settled with them

Part 1 here

Midorima Shintarou

How He Found Out

i would believe for him to always, always use protection whenever he ends up having sex with you, and make sure you’re on birth control to prevent such an occurence

for a pregnancy to even happen, these conditions need to happen: 1.) he needs to be 100% sure that the two of you will be together for a very, VERY long time enough to not freak out about contraceptives or at least toy with the idea of not use any in the back of his mind and 2.) you somehow riled him up so much that he let it slide once/twice and go condom-free (whether you were on birth control or not that’s up to you, but he’d assume you were)

well, it turns out that during one of those rare moments of unprotected sex, you got pregnant, and now here you are with a positive stick in your hand squinting at it and scratching your head that you were either incredibly lucky or unlucky to get pregnant out of those few times you two went raw

how were you gonna tell him? well, he was a traditional man, so you simply set up a small, cute surprise for him when he gets back home

y’know, balloons in the living room and a little wrapped gift on the cleared table… it would send the message across… you think

hours passed and you were on the sofa twiddling your thumbs like a preschooler on timeout LOL and you didn’t want to go anywhere in case Midorima comes home early

your instincts were right because an hour later, he comes home utterly exhausted, immediately thinking about being roundabout in asking to snuggle with you

but then he freezes when his shoe stepped and POPPED one of the balloons you scattered around prior, and it scared him SHITLESS

he almost dropped his lucky claypot. almost.

“(y/n), what is going on?!”

he thinks it’s one of your antics and pranks as usual, and he immediately sighs exasperatedly at the thought of cleaning the mess up

“Seriously, I can never leave you alone in this house, nanodayo…” and as he shuffles through the floor, trying to avoid the rest of the clutter you caused, he notices you sitting primly on the couch (and giving him a poorly-concealed smile)

“Shintaro! I didn’t know you’d come home so soon~”

“Well, everyone was being annoying as usual, and most of the work has been done for today. I might as well come home to spend the rest of the day with you… obviously.”

you were so obvious, your eyes flitting back to the gift on the table and back to him, and Midorima doesn’t know whether to roll his eyes or laugh

“I’m assuming this is all for me,” he sighed, trying to hide his smile. “I don’t recall any special occasion for today, though.”

oh, your face just grew the biggest shit-eating grin at his words

“Is that so?~” you feigned with a sing-song voice

at your insistence on him opening the present right now, he swiftly pulls the ribbon apart and opens the box to see your positive test

MIDORIMA.EXE has stopped working

“W-W-W-What is that?!”

“A pregnancy test.”

“Whose?!”

“... Mine?”

“Wait, how?! With who??”

“Uh…” You stared at him incredulously. “You?”

MIDORIMA.EXE is failing to reboot

you were pointing at yourself and Midorima to further try to get the POINT ACROSS to this poor man who’s trying to process this OFBEJDIWHRIE

but you stopped your hand motions when you see the purest smile slowly growing on Midorima’s normally stoic face

YOU.EXE has stopped working

he brings you into a tight embrace and for a while you two hug in silence, enjoying each other’s company

“So uh, I’m pregnant,” you said, your words slightly muffled by his shirt

“Yes, I am quite well aware now,” he replied dryly, but his eyes are quite affectionate

“I hope you realize that this is a huge responsibility, (y/n).”

“Hey! I know that it’s a big deal! Come on, who do you take me for?”

“... Right.”

During Pregnancy

the first thing he does was take you to the doctor’s just to find out when you were going to deliver

“What? Why?” you asked him

“I must know our child’s horoscope sign as soon as possible,” he said seriously. “We have to make sure they’re born with no misfortunes attached to them.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

“Why wouldn’t I be?”

MIDORIMA PLEASE-

okay, but he’d also ask the doctor diligently on what you should be doing and what he should be doing to ensure a successful delivery

Midorima is deadass budget-version doctor at home

it’s that one meme where you go:

“Hey mom can we have a doctor?”

Mom: “We already have a doctor at home.”

Doctor at home: Midorima Shintarou

JOKES aside, he really is knowledgeable on this entire ordeal, which is a blessing and a curse

you could always come to him to rely on him when you’re unsure of something or for him to deal with your moodiness

but at the same time, you can’t get away with snacking on abhorrent things because he’d SNATCH them off your hands and scold you for being irresponsible LOLOL

you could NEVER sneak off unhealthy food because he’s ALWAYS somehow there to catch you or he eventually finds out later and still give you an earful

you still try to do it again anyways

then there’s that side of Midorima where he’d stuff the entire house with bundles of lucky items because he insists on buying two lucky items for you and the kid every day during your pregnancy… all so you can “maximize” your chances of having a successful delivery

you’re sobBING, it’s so CUTE BUT SO DUMB

did I mention that he’s already started on building the nursery and decorating it in ALL sorts of lucky charms and adorable plushies under the guise of “being safe and making the room lucky”

he rarely lets you step out of the house, but if you have to, he’ll always make the time for you so he can accompany you and just glower at anyone who looks at you the wrong way

surprisingly, he’s a lot more lenient on the PDA during your pregnancy: LOTS of hand-holding, chaste kisses on your head/forehead and maybe cheeks, and he does often hug you from the side to protect you

if you bring it up to him though, he’ll deny it to the VERY end and insists that he only does it so you don’t get moody and snap at random strangers passing by, and then it’ll be a hassle to deal with them

yeah right, Midorima

Murasakibara Atsushi

How He Found Out

when you first found out, you decided to hide it from him until you can figure out how to go about your pregnancy

1.) he didn’t seem like the type who can handle kids, let alone even like them

2.) you’re worried about how he’d react considering that he has a “devil-may-care” attitude and has quite a languid view on most things, even to this day

you underestimated Murasakibara though because when you first initially excused yourself to the restroom the first few times, he assumed that you were having too many sweets and barred you from consuming them until you got better

but you didn’t… in fact, you looked even sicker as the days progressed

that was when Murasakibara got suspicious and started paying attention to you and your behavior

when he gets serious, he’s incredibly sharp and intuitive

even still, he doesn’t know if he should confront you or wait until you tell him, because you’ve always been the “big pants” in the relationship, for lack of better terms

so he waits and observes, but he still acts just as normally as any other day, and you, on the other hand, thought you were able to successfully hide this from him

still, when you keep up this sneaky behavior around him, he slowly doubts himself about if he did anything wrong, if he forgot anything important, or if you’re doubting this relationship ???

but he’s not going to admit it to you, so he’s going to casually call Himuro and voice his concerns in such a roundabout way

Himuro immediately understands what he’s trying to ask and simply tells him to talk it out with you

ofc, Murasakibara just huffs and complains about it being so troublesome, but Himuro, smiles, knowing him better that he was going to do it despite his verbal complaints

when asking you if he did anything “wrong” and such, you immediately shake your head and deny it all to ease his worries, and you tell him that it wasn’t anything like what he imagined

at your words, Murasakibara was relieved but at the same time, if these weren’t the problems, why were you acting so strange?

like when you kept oversleeping, kept rushing to the bathroom early mornings, or when you even turned down his offer of going to the grocery store, bakery, and the confectionery store together multiple times simply because you said that you didn’t have the energy

he finally confronted after a few weeks of dodging on your end, draping his entire body over you from behind and placing his chin on top of your head

“Chibi-chin…” he mumbled. “You’ve been acting really weird for the past few weeks. Talk to me.”

you only sighed as you turn around and embrace Murasakibara, and then separated from him to put distance between the two of you as you make eye contact with him

you resigned yourself to tell him the truth because he was going to find it sooner or later, considering that you’ve developed a small bump… so far, you’ve passed off your stomach size as a “food baby” and “gaining weight, I guess,” but you knew you couldn’t use that excuse forever

but before you can utter out a single word, dizziness hits you like a truck, making you completely lose balance before you legit fainted on the spot

poor Murasakibara expresses one of his rare moments of absolute distress as he lunged forward to catch you before you fell to the floor

he’s dialing Himuro because he has no idea what to do and he’s absolutely PANICKING and thinking of the worst-case scenarios of what happened to you

Murasakibara was READY TO CALL THE AMBULANCE AND EVERYTHING but Himuro managed to calm him down enough to reason that it’s better to bring you by car

after all, Himuro had an inkling of an idea of what happened to you, but like a little shit, he’s not gonna tell Murasakibara because seeing him so openly expressive like that was a guilty pleasure for him

POOR MURASAKIBARA

he’s constantly holding you in the car like his life is on the line, and Himuro is just driving and looking straight ahead mentally cackling and wondering how he’s gonna escape his wrath if Murasakibara ever finds out that he knew but didn’t tell him

imagine a distraught giant busting through the doors carrying an unconscious you with a model-like guy trailing behind and pushing the giant to the side to try to coherently talk to the disoriented receptionists

what a life

the doctor merely just says that you fainted and it wasn’t serious, and Murasakibara doesn’t believe them ONE BIT

but he notices Himuro walking over to the doctor’s ear and whispering something, before they had an “ah-ha!” moment, and then right on cue, they had you moved to a different room for testing

poor giant is so agitated, constantly shaking his leg on the floor while he’s sitting in the waiting room, jeez HIMURO PLEASE GIVE HIM A BREAK

“Congratulations! She’s pregnant!”

“Huh.”

“Aren’t you her special someone?”

“Indeed, Atsushi is!” Himuro answers for him with a wink

Murasakibara needs to p r o c e s s this

after a while, you groggily stroll out the room like nothing happened, but still you had a frown on your face because you didn’t want Murasakibara to find out about your pregnancy this way

the car ride home was so AWKWARDLY SILENT

when you both get home, he gets SO PETTY AND CHILDISH AND HUFFS AWAY AND REFUSES TO TALK TO YOU

you try to coax him with kisses, hugs, and tickles, but he’s not budging one bit

even snacks didn’t move him… even though he did eye them for a bit before he turned away

“Atsushiiii,” you whined. “Talk to meeee, I’m sorry.” and there you go pouting and trying to squish his cheeks to get him to give up

he looks at you with an uncharacteristically serious look when he asks, “Why didn’t you tell me, Chibi-chin?”

and here you are, reluctantly explaining your reasons, and Murasakibara is just frowning because he’s thinking about how he needs to get his shit together so you don’t ever think that you can’t rely on him again

lots of wholesome cuddling to make it all up to him

“So… Chibi-chin.”

“Yeah?”

“I’m… gonna be a dad?”

“Yeah.”

and he gives you the brightest smile he’s had since the game against the Jabberwocks, except it was much more intimate and sweeter

During Pregnancy

does Murasakibara have any idea on how to deal with pregnancy? no, but to be fair, most people aren’t prepared anyways

he keeps forgetting that he can’t just give you sweets and snacks willy-nilly anymore because that’d be horrible for the you and the child

but he’s always giving them to you out of habit LOL, but of course, usually you turn his snacks down and remind him that you can’t eat them anymore

except when you have ungodly cravings and just accept his offerings without a complaint

and then Murasakibara feels like something feels off before he realizes you’re tearing off the packaging and ready to shove the entire biscuit into your mouth—

from that point on, he’s a lot more diligent in keeping the processed foods away from you

whenever Himuro stops by to help you out, Murasakibara REFUSES to forget what he did before and he glares daggers at him with every chance he gets, and both you and Himuro ignore him and are having your own conversations about the child AND MURASAKIBARA JUST SULKS IN THE CORNER ALL ANGRY—

he’s so petty and he’s so pouty, and honestly he is the one that becomes clingy during your pregnancy

whenever you shop for baby essentials to prepare, he’s always tailing after you like a lost puppy and trying to learn and understand the baby basics(????), while also doubling as your bodyguard

I mean, who would want to mess with you while there’s a purple titan RIGHT there?

still, you get a huge kick when you see people’s shocked expressions at seeing this gigantic man in the baby sections/aisles following around

you noticed, especially during your later trimesters, that he’s even gentler in how he handles and touches you, and it’s super cute that he’s so conscious about his size and strength around you

your heart is LITERALLY melting

you don’t think he even realizes that himself

but still, Murasakibara has to literally grit his teeth to stop himself from glaring/snapping back at you when your mood swings get really bad

how much do you want to bet that Murasakibara makes you buy extra baby food just to try it?

he’d probably even make you taste test it with him

he says it’s so the baby can eat the best brands out there and doesn’t have to eat the shitty food, but you think that he’s just eating it for fun and you tell him not to spoil the baby so early like that

he leaves the decorations and actual planning up to you though, even though he’ll be right behind you as you do it… he just finds it tiring and too complex sometimes

if you send him on grocery errands and things like that, he’d actually get up and do it without a complaint

if it was all for you and his child’s sake, he’ll do anything… after all, it’s the least he can do to be a dependable father

[milkacchan]

Request for anon: If it's not too much to ask, can I have headcanons for omega Shouto with an alpha s/o? Nsfw or sfw is up to you! Love your writing, love! 💞💞💞

I've been waiting for this moment for fucking W E E K S

Thank you 😌

And this is gonna be HELLA long :)

SFW-

• Sof boy

• He's quiet and can have an intimidating demeanor but he's a baby and he WEAK for you

• I mean the first day he saw you, he felt something

• At first he thought you were another omega

• You were shorter than him and the smile you sported the first day had him fooled

• It wasn't long before he realized you were an Alpha

• You and a few of the other Alpha females of the class were particularly protective of the omega females

• specifically you and Mina

• It came as no surprise that you ended up in the Bakusquad later on

• You didnt exclude the few omega males either

• When he first meets you, like actually meets you, is when he realizes you're an Alpha, based on smell alone

• You smell like Sandlewood and Chai and he LOVES it

• It makes his knees weak

• and you're just so soft?

• Like you have that calm that good Alphas posses and you use it often

• And when you use it for him one day, because he was freaking out, he thinks he's gonna pass out

• It took him WEEKS to realize the pangs in his chest werent physical

• He liked you

• and he doesn't feel like waiting around so he courts you instead and when you look surprised he isnt sure what to feel

• And then regret and dread fill him and he wishes he could just be normal with social cues and interactions

• And you realize he's zoned out a little, shaking and it looks like he's going to cry and you use that stupid Alpha thing on him

• You coo softly and pull him into your chest, telling him it was okay

• And he feels like he's gonna die again but he loves it so much and he's SO relieved when you accept his courting

• When you hugged him he realizes just how touch starved he is

• Anyway that's hour the powercouple of 1-A began

• He's not a big fan of PDA but he's not opposed to holding your hand

• Or sometimes he's had a bad day or he's not feeling the best mentally and he won't care he just wants to be with you

• Will 100% walk into bakusquad hang out in the common room just to hide his face in your shoulder

• Or sit next to you quietly

• You'll wrap an arm around him and press a kiss to his temple while you continue your conversation with Sero and Denki

• Listen they think it's the CUTEST fucking thing

• Because it is. It really is.

• Bakugou pretends it grosses him out but it really doesnt

• He honestly thinks it's a lil cute too and mentally swears that if his BF dont treat him the way you treat yours he dont want him

• Yall will help eachother study

• Because he's good at math but you're good at english

• So it balances out

• And training. Lots of sparring.

• You're also the one to calm him down

• Todoroki tends to beat himself up a lot over his 'daftness'

• He doesn't always pick up on social cues or know how to keep a conversation

• And he hates that because he feels that sometimes it makes people feel uncomfortable and they're his friends and he doesnt want that

• So it'll get to him and sometimes if he over thinks it too much he'll start to panic

• You told him that whenever he felt like that, he came to see your it he called you

• He feels like it's a burden but when he see's the look of love in your eyes and the way you hold him and kiss his cheeks, he doesnt feel like that anymore

• He's so happy with you???

• and he loves you so much

• Y'all are just so disgusting

• Sappy as fuck but also the right level of completely roasting eachother

• It's nice:)

• He cooks for you no doubt

• You make him Soba when he's sad

• When you're sad he'll hold you against his chest and whisper in your ear to counter whatever you had just said

• If you ever feel mediocre it less than him he'll tell you why you're absolutely not less than him

• Ys fights aren't really super serious but it can still get a little heated, it never ends it break ups though

• It usually ends in taking a few hours to calm down (Todoroki refuses to let either of yall go to sleep angry with a problem unresolved) then talking it out and at least TRYING to come to a compromise

• Usually it's about wellbeing matters (overworking and being reckless and what not)

• Going full Alpha if someone fucks with him in battle 🤪

• Going full Alpha if you see him hurt on the field 🤪

• Snapping at Endeavor that one time 🤪

• Him going feral that one time you and Bakugou got SNATCHED 🤪

• Oops 🤪

• LISTEN

• You show him memes and Vines and junk and you teach him about them and one day he just makes a reference but he's completely deadpan about it and you're laughing so hard you fall out of your chair because HOLY SHIT

• He grins a lil

• His alpha laughed at his joke🥺

• S c e n t i n g

• Todoroki loves smelling like you

• He'll steal your hoodies (the oversized ones you have anyway)

• OR he'll have you scent some of his things because he's gonna smell like you dammit

• also gives you a box of your things that he's scented and you dont even mind because Todo smells so good and it's gonna make him happy so hell yeah

• For him Scenting can either be really calming or erotic

• To wind down he'll sit on your bed and you'll be on his lap, scenting him and it just makes him feel so calm

• Will fall asleep

• When he gets really comfortable with kissing he'll be constantly pecking your lips and kissing the nape of your neck when no ones is paying attention

• Once while you were on the couch with Bakusquad, he was walking by with dekusquad to go out and do whatever nerd shit they do

• And he stopped where you were, moved your hair to the side and pressed a soft kiss to the back of your neck and then just. Walked away.

• needless to say you short circuited

• and he does that often

NSFW-

• I once read about Sub/Bottom Todoroki and

• I can't stop thinking about it bc it lowkey works so well

• I feel like he'd be a switch though

• Like somedays he want to be wrecked by his Alpha

• But sometimes he wants to see you squirming and breathless underneath him

• He'd probably prefer to sub/bottom tho

• As I said before scenting can either be really calm for him or it can be erotic and like an immediate turn on for him

• So when it is like sexy time, and you're scenting, this man doesnt stand a chance

• He's whimpering and he's so hard it hurts

• He's got his neck bared for you and his face is read

• It smells like pure sex in the room, its really strong and you both LOVE it

• One time he gets hit by a heat inducing quirk

• And you help him with that because it so much worse than regular heat and you can tell its hurting him

• And he smells so fucking good

• Before he really lost all sense he managed to put a collar on you you couldn't mark him, your Alpha wasn't pleased with that

• Anyway Todoroki gets fucked into the mattress repeatedly, mewling and crying out and he's so fucking pleased with your hips rutting into his

• he feels so full and his omega is fucking KEENING because if the attention he's getting

• You're either leaning over him or you've got your hands on his waist

• He's never been more thankful for the stretching you've made him do so he wouldn't pull muscles

• After a week of the two of you going MIA, the two of you timidly return to 1A

• At some point the teachers (and endeavor) had found out.

• But what were they going to do? You two weren't on school grounds, you weren't breaking any rules

• Endeavor sure as hell isn't going to interfere

• I feel like even Endeavor would understand the gravity of the situation and that the only way to help his son was let him and his Alpha take care of it

• and as long as he's not officially marked by the end of it, he doesn't care

• Shouto does, however, have a shit ton of hickies and scratches and bruises. Everytime he looks at them his omega keens again and he loves it

• Like, Hickies on his jawline. Hickies on his arm and the back of his neck, on his thighs and stomach

• Bruises on his wrists and hips and thighs

• Like all this shit is visible

• He reassured you after you apologized profusely for like 2 hours that it was FINE and he LIKED it

• His class had a fuckin stroke

• especially Deku

• Bakusquad is lowkey impressed bc holy fuck YOU did that???

• 'You seemed so Vanilla'

• Lmao sikeee

• Todoroki learned a lot about what he liked during that

• He likes having his hair pulled

• He likes being praised and told how good he is

• He likes being DENIED what he wants until he's BEGGING for it in short and broken gasps, moans, and sobs.

• He likes Sharp and rough sex followed by something sweet and slow

• He probably wouldnt be on board with being degraded really, which is fine bc I cant imagine anyone who would want to degrade this boy

• From then on you do tend to help him with heats they just dont last as long

• He really likes grinding

• Just like all forms of it

• Making out? He's going to have you grinding on him while you're sitting on his lap

• He's horny and you're busy? He'll ride your thigh while you're doing work on the computer

• He felt like Domming today? He's going to grind himself on you while he's still got pants on.

• Laying in bed? He'll hump and grind against your thigh while you smile and kiss him.

• He just really loves it

• /Thourougly/ enjoys foreplay

• one of his favorite parts about sex

• When he doms- he starts out a little nervous unless he's in a mood but he'll quickly fall into it

• His voice is just so suited for being a Dom like wtf

• He'll lean down and whisper in your ear

• 10/10 dirty talk

• Uses his body as sex appeal to make you squirm

• will cuff you

• Will tie you up

• He'll not let you touch until your like really close

• He likes to see you come undone underneath him

• He thinks you're so pretty when you've got drool dribbling down your chin with your eyes lidded and face red

• He thinks your moans are the best

• I don't see him as being particularly loud in bed until he's actually a mess

• so it starts off as quiet groans and silent moans but as it goes on he'll get louder

• in heat though he's VERY loud

• Let's say you're in the middle, it depends on what's happening

• Y'all have the perfect balance of absolute filth and it's never boring :)

[delusion-of-negation]

top 10 (ish) ridiculous or annoying FAQs:

(click at your own discretion)

1) "kids today rely on others to do everything"

ah yes, damn those participation trophies! if it wasn't for them my hands wouldn't be fucked, and I wouldn't need people to write for me. but seriously, stop reading boomer comics, and go outside to meet some actual young people.

2) "sus that a non-american says mom"

yeah, because it's clearly the superior version, and I'm not too patriotic to concede a defeat.

3) "sweaty, the victims of abuse by catholics are real people, stop appropriating their pain just because you want to hate catholics; plus teachers abuse people just as often anyway"

so firstly, I don't hate anybody. and secondly, regarding the fact that victims really do exist, [insert "of course I know him, he's me" meme here]; although I don't often talk much about the abuse I went through or what my religious beliefs are. but, more importantly, statements like "survivors are people" can be phrased like "some people are survivors", and when you're unable to act according to the latter (like when you don't even consider that somebody might be one) then you display a failure to recognise the former - you're projecting; a survivor can't be appropriating their own pain, but you can be appropriating it to silence one. and thirdly, teachers do abuse - the problem isn't and has never been purely religion, rather that abuse is often done by somebody in a position of trust, power, and familiarity; and that the lack of a global minimum enables totally legal abuse on top of the illegal stuff. people with access and respect have more opportunity to abuse than those without, and that goes for teachers too. but, once again, you can be appropriating the pain of survivors to deflect and silence people. please remember this before you say that shit.

4) "get help/therapy"

way ahead of you - years ahead of you. but it's not magic - people who say this often act as if you'll start behaving differently overnight. not only are some things simply beyond the ability of talking therapy to completely rectify, it also takes time and has to be selective. you've got to pick your priorities, and that's definitely not whatever ship or joke you're mad at me about today. therapy is a slow, arduous process that can't guarantee results - it isn't "anti-recovery" to recognise that, it's honesty. while I've been in therapy for a long time, it is not necessarily going to change whatever you don't like about me - whether that's because it can't, because my focus now is on more important or urgent things, or because I don't want to change that.

5a) "tell your family you ship incest, see how that goes; normal people find it disgusting"

actually, some know, and they're fine with it. in fact, one prefers sibling pairings in fiction to all other dynamics because, to paraphrase, "it's a deeper level of messed up co-dependence". so unfortunately for you, my remaining family (by which I mean those not dead or cut out of my life after abuse and so forth) actually are able to distinguish between fiction and reality. plus, my reasoning for caring if they find it gross or not pertains only to recommending books and such - their opinions do not dictate my tastes.

5b) "don't sexualise/appropriate incestuous abuse" and "I bet you enjoyed being raped" and other attempts to upset me over 5a

firstly, as I've already said here, survivors can't be appropriating ourselves. in addition, you're not owed people's history or trauma - it's not okay to require people's personal information, or else you'll send anon hate and accusations of appropriation. secondly, I'm not sexualising our abuse (not just because I write horror, and so a lot of my writing is intended to be creepy, not sexy); these stories aren't about us, they're not us at all. entire dynamics/people (fictional or otherwise) aren't all going to be applicable to us or identical to us, just because they have something in common with us; they're not us and they're not accountable to us. thirdly, the fact that people send this stuff (attempting to trigger people's trauma over ships) is so much more worrying to me than somebody making our communal imaginary friends kiss. you're trying to hurt people. and finally, to the "I bet you enjoyed it" crowd (if you're at all serious): do you think you'd enjoy being in a real zombie apocalypse, alone, afraid, and really at risk of being eaten alive? a fictional scenario does not feel remotely the same as a real one. this isn't rocket science - things that look like you aren't you; fiction isn't reality; don't send anon hate. (edit: comparable "just leave me alone, I'm not hurting anyone" sentiments for yandere stuff, and anything else you decide I'm naughty for.)

6) "you'll be sent off to do manual labour once your communist revolution happens"

while I don't know why people think that I'm a communist, a dictatorial regime probably isn't going to want me to do manual labour. they're more likely to just shoot me; I'm useless and a liability. call me crazy, but something tells me that "ah yes, we shall give ze deranged cripple ze power tools" isn't the communist position.

7a) "they/them can't be singular pronouns"

yes they can, and they're used as such in both shakespeare and the bible. but you don't have to say this - I'm also okay with he/him, so you could've just used those and chilled out. also, do I look like somebody who views the rules of grammar as fully immutable and imperative?

7b) "enbies/aros/pan/etc aren't valid"

do you really think that you're going to change any hearts or minds by putting that in my ask box or under my funny maymays? chill out, it's not worth the effort - you could be planning a party (in minecraft) and having fun instead. it isn't worth my time to rant at everybody who's saying something isn't valid, updating how I'm explaining it as my opinions grow and general discourse around it evolves; I'm just who I am, somebody else is who they are - why bicker in presumptuous ways about if that's enough? it ultimately is valid, in my opinion, but that isn't an invitation to keep demanding that I debate. (edit: old posts of mine probably don't phrase things incredibly, on this or anything... I tried.)

8) "what are your politics?"

my politics are informed first and foremost by the knowledge that I'm not cut out to be some kind of leader - I don't want to be the guy who tells everyone else what to do, I just offer what seem to me like valid criticisms of how we are doing things now, and general pointers on the values and ethics that I would prefer to move towards. things like individual freedom, taking the most pacifist route where possible, trying not to give excessive power to small groups of people (governments or corporations), helping those in need even when they're not palatable, and letting me suck loads of dicks. but please refrain from decreeing me something - there's not enough information in what I said, so you'll just be filling in the blanks with assumptions. (edit: workplace democracy seems cool to me; benefits are good; fair fines and taxes; and the "sperm makes you loopy" saga: 1, 2, 3, and 4.)

9) "you're a narcissist"

no, I don't meet the diagnostic criteria. joking on the internet that you're hot doesn't make a person a narcissist. the fact that I've chosen to keep my actual self-esteem issues to myself is not proof that they don't exist - you're just not entitled to that information about me. but it's also not narcissism to really like how you look. (edit: don't throw labels around carelessly too.)

10a) "kin list?"

the fabric of the universe, a zombie, dionysus, maned wolf/arctic fox hybrid, a comedian, big gay, big rock, ambiguously partial insincerity. (edit: kin list may or may not be incomplete.)

10b) "kin isn't valid/that's just being insane"

haven't we established that I'm deranged, and that sending stuff like this on anon is simply a waste of your precious time? besides, I do not care if it's invalid or insane - it's fun, I'm happy. (edit: see 7b for my opinion on sending me yet another ask with "that's invalid" in it; I'm not in the mood to discuss the nature of validity.)

bonus: "it gets better" and "trigger list?"

as I've said before, things just don't always get better for everyone - sometimes things can't be cured or even treated, sometimes they kill you; in some cases it could get better if not for a blockade or lack of time. the world is messy. it needs to be more normalised to reassure or comfort people without relying on saying that their issue will get better or be cured. it does suck to be this ill, but it also sucks to be made out to be a lazy pessimist, just because I have the audacity to not play along. and as for the trigger list, I don't like providing people with an easily accessed list of ways to hurt my feelings or harm me - upsetting me is supposed to be challenging, and thus rewarding. if you want a cheat sheet then you're out of luck, I'm afraid.

bonus #2: "FAQ stands for frequently asked questions, it doesn't need that s at the end!"

yeah, I know, I just enjoy chaos and disarray.

bonus #3 (edit): "what are your disabilities and how exactly are they incurable and/or deadly?"

again, I don't tell the internet everything about me, especially when it poses a risk, especially not as an easily accessible list for you to refer back to whenever you feel inclined to hurt my feelings. that is understandably a sore subject. (edit: that includes physical health issues btw.)

bonus #4 (edit): "so we shouldn't be critical?"

if it wasn't clear from my answer about politics or my post in general, you can have opinions about things, and you can voice that. it's just not realistic to exist at extremes: to think that you alone should dictate what exists in fiction, or to think that people shouldn't be expressing disdain or criticism of any calibur. say how you feel about things, that's fine, but it's also fine if people find that they don't value your input. plus we're all flawed, we can all be hypocritical from time to time, we all get bitchy, and we all make mistakes, or even knowingly fuck things up. that's important to keep in mind, whether we're talking about the one being criticised or the one doing the criticising - poor choices of words, imperfect tone, or contradictory ideas are inevitably going to happen occasionally.

congrats on reaching the end! if you have, at any point, said one of these to me, you owe a hug to your nearest loved one (once it's safe).

edit: might add more links/bonus points in the future when I think of things, but it's late now. (sorry for links where prior notes in the thread have my old url, that may get a tad confusing; also, not all links are my blog or my op, since it is to illustrate points/vibes, not to self-promo.)

[hereitalkonandon]

I have new neighbors, the only time they stop making noises is when they aren’t home. I need to move soon. If this letter looks extremely stupid is because I can’t concentrate.

I wouldn't say I would rather die than tell a lie, but I don't really lie. If it was actually either telling some lie or dying it would depend on the lie, I can think of a lot of lies where it would feel like the right thing is dying rather than telling them but since I haven't been there I don't know if I would have the strength to do the right thing even if I wanted to.

If I could know for sure that I would choose dying, I would still find it too hard to judge someone for telling some terrible lie in order to survive. It's just that obviously that wasn't this person's case, what he did was disgusting.

And now that I think about it, I'm almost sure that I would lie, I feel like it's my obligation to stay alive for the people that love me and for my dog, that I should put them first, even if that means getting someone else in trouble, that I should avoid their suffering by surviving no matter what. I've always thought that love should come first. 

My mom lies to get out of trouble, she lies all the time, stupid lies, unnecessarily, I find that behavior so shameful, but I don't think it's something that bad. I just don't understand why people do that. If I do something, I don't care if it will get me in trouble, if I did it it's because I thought it was worth the risk, so I won't lie when I get caught.

It's also because I'm shameless, if I do something I don't care who knows it. I'm not afraid either, sometimes people use that as an excuse, my mom doesn't, she isn't afraid when she lies, she does it anyway. This reminds me of when she accidentally dated some drug dealer without knowing what he was, she was right to lie to him.

I was only worried about someone sending you really awful messages, something disgusting, because even if you are not famous, I'm sure that whether you know it or not enough men have liked you, and men tend to be extremely bitter when they aren't liked back, sometimes even if that woman doesn't even know them. So he could pretend he hates you because of something you said about anything at all, even pretend he is a girl, just to make you feel bad, as if you could feel bad over that, but it works with some people, they feel bad about insults.

And also because once in a while people send you stupid anons whenever you say something they find problematic. Like how they annoy you saying Cleopatra was black, so that maybe some dumb person could end up holding some grudge over a single comment or whatever.

I obviously have no reason to want to insult you, but yeah it was just that thing about telling you I had already been involved in something like that which would make a lot of people ask themselves why I would even bother to bring it up if I was planning on eventually doing it, but then people are sick so maybe I enjoyed it or whatever so that would be exactly why I was bringing it up in the first place, or maybe I was bringing it up myself so I wouldn’t look suspicious if I did it and you could think that’s exactly why I mentioned it in the first place and I would end up looking even more suspicious. But anyway, I had already mentioned a murder and you didn’t just ignore that comment when I did so I had to elaborate.

Like this meme I saw once, a naked man put some stuff in the freezer and then he waited until it was ice and used it to murder people instead of just using a knife. That sort of messed up thing. But I get what you said, that you wouldn’t immediately assume it’s me because of the story I told you, and I’m glad.

But I wasn’t worried about something like a song they send you on anon or some cheesy message because even if that's so not who I am it wouldn't be a horrible thing to be accused of.

This reminds me though, of this one message that I didn't send but whenever I remember it I feel embarrassed for him, I'm almost sure that it was a guy, you probably don't remember it, but I do because he said something about being a hopeless romantic, and out of nowhere he starts talking about his castle and books and hitting on you and it's funny because I never forgot because I'm an idiot and I felt bad for him.

I know he was an anon and so he didn't care I guess but I would feel so bad if I embarrassed myself even if I was an anon and that person would never know who I was. I asked myself why anyone would say something that embarrassing. I often feel bad for other people when they are doing something that I find embarrassing. Maybe it's because I'm this proud.

The kind of "lie" that I tell, is feeling rude if I stop writing to that one guy that I've told you about in other letters, and pretending I enjoy it, not that I've ever told him that I do, but I assume it's a given since I don't say I don't want to do it. I hate being unnecessarily rude. 

Other than that I'm so not into white lies. I would hate it if someone did that to me, maybe because it has to do with embarrassment, I would think it's demeaning even if I would understand they meant well. So that's why I don't do it to other people even when I'm aware that they are the sort of person that would rather a white lie than what I am about to say, it doesn’t feel right.

I've probably read less than twenty manga and watched less than ten anime, (and it was enough to realize that the manga is almost always better, as it usually happens with books and movies) and I read Death Note.

I enjoyed it but since I've always mainly cared about the characters in a story, I was never a fan because while I didn't dislike most of them and it was a great plot I also didn't love any character either, but I always had the feeling that Matsuda was supposed to do something and I was right.

They can make a book about two characters trapped in a room, no furniture, nothing, they never get to leave the room before the book ends, and it could be my favorite book if I loved the characters.

This is why I never watch movies, I think that no matter how hard they try, I'm not able to see that much depth in a character or know enough about them because I will probably only care about one character anyway and it won’t be the protagonist.

I don't like to have to fill in the blanks, I want the writer of the character to give me as much information as he can. I feel like it doesn't happen too often with movies since they have to focus on the plot and tell it in two hours or so.

I know there are great characters in movies but I don't have the patience to watch movie after movie looking for that. So that's why I love TV Shows and movies that have many episodes, I don't find that problem. Then, I could love a character in a movie, and what for, all I'll ever have of that character are the few minutes he gets to appear. 

I hated Light but because he was terrible at it, at first he had the right idea, I just didn't like his personality so even then I wasn't into him.

I live in what is often considered one of the five most violent cities in the whole world. Women have it terrible everywhere, but here, I don't think I'd ever leave my house if I were a girl.

I know of this man, I didn't love him, but I knew him since I was a little boy, I kept seeing him until I was a teen, one night he was driving his taxi, minding his business, two drug dealers accidentally killed him because they were fighting, they shot him in the head, he didn't owe them a thing, he was such a kind man. I can't tell you if he had principles or not, but he always tried to help others and I never once saw him being rude, people were often taking advantage of him.

His murderers are obviously out there, selling drugs, alive, they were wrong and nothing happened to them, but he has been dead for years because of them, for no other reason.

Between six and ten people are murdered here each day, most of the dead ones are just criminals murdered by others criminals, and I'm glad. But some aren't criminals and that makes me so angry. I wouldn’t care about people selling drugs if they didn’t hurt innocent people. If someone wants to become a drug addict I don’t think the person selling him the drugs is responsible as long as the costumer isn’t underage. But I still dislike all drug dealers because it’s their fault this business keeps going and so many innocent people end up dying because of it.

If I could leave this place, I wouldn't do it because I want to chase some dreams like a lot of people do in other countries or because I find it boring, I would do it because I don't want to be murdered just because I was born here. Because my odds of dying are so much higher just because this place is filled with criminals, I was unlucky enough to be born in this city.

Most people I know have had guns or knives pointed at them at least once. My mom has had a knife held against her and an arm around her throat. And she has been around while they were shooting.

I never feel safe, because when they shoot each other, bullets get inside your house or inside your car, hundreds of bullets sometimes, and they don’t care if they take you with them though you have nothing to do with their business, so I don’t care if they rot, I want them to.

They often shoot you before they even ask you for your money, before they even give you the chance to say yes, they take it from your corpse, they shoot you to take your car. They take your organs, they steal women so they can force them into prostitution, they steal children so they can fill their dead bodies with drugs and pretend they are just sleeping, or sell them alive to men that are into that.

I don't owe them a thing, and I can never feel safe inside my own house because of them. So yes you could say I loathe criminals and I want them dead and I know my reason is more than good enough.

That said, I'm well aware that some criminals would never intentionally hurt someone else. But they have no problem accidentally hurting other people, and they wouldn't be in that situation in the first place if they weren't criminals, so it's still their fault that decent people and up being shot, caught in the middle of their stupidity. That’s why I believe their lives are worthless.

And I don’t care about god’s opinion because of my beliefs if he is out there because he is surely not worrying about this city. Since you keep bringing up not being a god whenever it comes to punishment. God is clearly not the one having to put up with the criminals so if someone doesn’t have any authority to decide what to do with them, to me that would be a god.

But I wasn't really talking about cleansing the world of criminals, just of murdering that one guy because I wanted to forgive my girlfriend and he did something bad enough to make me feel fine about killing him. He did it to me, not to someone else. He messed with me so I made it my business. Cleansing the world was just a nice bonus. I only talked about the other stuff since you said I reminded you of that character.

So, if Light had actually researched every single man that he murdered, and was completely sure that he deserved to die, I would have had no problem with him. And I would love anyone that made my city even 50% less dangerous, as long as he wasn't raping someone to achieve it, or something really wrong. 

A huge problem with that character, was the fact that he didn't care about murdering innocent people for the greater good, that made him almost as bad as the criminals that he was killing, I said almost because the criminals weren't doing that much for the world and at least he was keeping average people safe. It was his own fault that they started to suspect him, so he had no excuse to murder them just because he was afraid of being caught, so I started hating him as soon as he started murdering innocent people, but as I said, I never actually cared for him.

If someone kills his daughter's rapist, then he won't be as bad as the rapist assuming he hasn't raped anyone or done something similar. So I've never bought it when someone says you would be just as bad murdering someone for whatever it is that they did. He wouldn't need to believe he is god to decide that the man deserved to die, so just because you say I think I have the power of some god because I decided that the person who wronged me deserved to die it doesn't mean is true, that's just the way you have of putting it.

The same goes for saying "I feel that no one in the entire world can play god like that with somebody else's life", you feel that, I don't. I think a lot of people could and should. Being obsessed with romantic love, I couldn't care less though because it’s not like I can bring justice to this world so I no longer worry about it and it's just for the sake of this letter that I keep talking about it.

I have no doubt that it's clear to you that I felt pretty proud and pleased with myself when I said that he is only alive today because I let him and I'm quoting you, but I never said that. I'm not ashamed of it, I didn't write it because of that, he is nothing to me, whether he is dead or alive, there's nothing about it that could make me proud or pleased, I was only stating a fact, saying that he wasn't as clever as he thought he was. That he was only alive because of my girlfriend's decision and that it was because of his stupid choices that he almost ended up dead.

When I said I was proud of everything going on inside my head at the end of the letter, I just meant that I am proud of feeling okay with all my choices, with my thoughts, about feeling like I always do what seems the right thing to me, that I've nothing to be ashamed of because whenever I do something is because deep down I truly believe is the right thing and my guess is as good as anyone else’s. That there are people that do things that deep down they feel are wrong but they do them anyway and I never do that.

I know there are a lot of people that could even get off feeling like they have control over someone's life like you thought I was doing, no thanks, same as with revenge, it does nothing for me, I couldn't care less about that. It would never make me feel powerful. Who is that coward for me to feel anything because he gets to breathe or because he doesn’t. His life would need to mean something and it doesn’t.

When you say that all he did was "accuse me without any proof", every crime could be simplified like that too. And then, If you take some sugar from an innocent man, and you are somehow completely sure that he will die if you do, and you take it anyway, you are just taking some sugar, but what you did was actually terrible if they tell the whole story. When you talk about someone doing something evil, things are never that simple and it doesn't feel right to simplify what he did, the devil is in the details. All he did was lie too, and that doesn't mean I think people deserve to die for lying.

Most people would say that killing someone in self-defense is fine, I believe that too. But I could say "you can't go around taking people's lives because your own personal moral compass allows it" just like you did, that's your quote. And they could answer me "But, what is wrong with you, I was defending myself." "No, no, no, no, who says it was okay? Really, tell, me, who gives you the right to decide your life is more important than his? Oh, the police? No, they are men, like you and me, why are they superior? Why? They are not gods. I don't agree with you, your belief is as valuable as mine, and you were wrong to defend yourself, you should have allowed him to kill you instead. What makes you so sure that he deserved to die?" 

No, of course I wasn't defending my own life when I thought of murdering him, I'm not mentioning it in that context. The reason I bring this up is your quote. Everything that you are telling me that is wrong is because of your own moral compass. Everything the law tells us is wrong is because of the moral compasses of other men. I fail to see why I should follow someone else's moral compass. You can't even talk about democracy here. What democracy? No one asked me when they came up with those rules, so I don't owe them anything.

I told you from the start, that I knew I was right and that I would still know I am right, and that it's clearly wrong for you, and that you are entitled to your opinion. So when you keep telling me why it's wrong, I don't agree with you. And you will never agree with me, there's nothing I can say that would change your mind, but I don't want to change it. And I'm not saying you want to change my mind just that I feel the same way I did before reading your letter.

We don't see things in the same way, it's like telling me why I should like your favorite color better than mine. It doesn't matter how many things you tell me or how much sense you think it makes, it won't make sense to me, just as what I say won't make sense to you. I’ve already told you that he wronged me, and it was something sacred, you don’t play with rape, that’s what makes me so sure that he deserved to die. It’s not fair to you but it’s fair to me, because I feel it, just because of that. But it’s always good to know your thoughts.

I didn't mean it's literally rape even I could have written "it's literally rape", what I meant is that to me it's 99% as bad as rape and it’s still sexual abuse. So why should it be 100% as bad as rape for that to be a valid a point. And the point being, yes, he didn't tell just any lie about me, he said I kept threatening to do something 99% as bad as rape, there, you have this really specific thing now. 

Well, you say "you can't force that system upon others" when you talk about me deciding to punish that man for what he did, even if that wasn’t the actual reason I wanted to do it but I don’t have to keep repeating that, it’s the reason I thought he deserved it anyway. But why should he force his system upon me and why should you force yours?

So, to you, murdering someone is one of the worst things you can do to them. Let's suppose that it works like that for him too. But let's say that if he had murdered me, to me that would be nothing (it wouldn’t), but that to me, being repeatedly falsely accused of 99% raping the person that I've loved the most for half my life was the worst thing that could be done to me. Why should you and him get to decide that "it's not that bad, big deal, he lied and it's terrible, but it's only this amount of bad, because I say so." But then suddenly you have the authority to say "But murdering someone no matter what they did is awful, I'm entirely sure, because we are not god." That's what doesn't make sense to me, that's all I see while reading that.

You keep saying deciding who lives and who dies is pretending you are above everyone else like some god. I didn't, I just pretended I was above him because he wronged me and I didn’t, he owed me. And I am ignoring what society says is right because he affected me, not them, my business. He was messing with an innocent person, when I was messing with him he wasn’t innocent anymore.

I could just as well claim that to me deciding who gets to live dead inside is playing god too. If my ex-girlfriend had spent her whole life believing that I was truly capable of doing what he said, 99% raping her, he would have killed me inside, he would have shaped my whole life. Maybe he would have killed her inside too. Maybe she would have lost her trust on other people for the rest of her life.

And he didn’t murder us, but he couldn’t possible know what was going to happen. What if my ex-girlfriend had a brother that loved her so much, he beat me up until he killed me, thinking I wanted to hurt his sister like that? It would be because of that coward’s lie even if I was innocent. He didn’t care about the consequences. He just decided to play god with our lives, then. But once again, the difference is I didn’t owe him anything, and when I decided to play god as you call it, he already owed me something.

So you see? For every little thing you could tell me about why I am so wrong, I have something to answer to you that you won't agree with. So you can go and on if you want to, and you have the right to, but I'll never see it like you see it. I change my mind, I just don't do it often because I rarely feel wrong. I don't think you are wrong because you have your own moral compass but I feel like you believe I can’t have mine. That you act as if your own moral compass was somehow given to you by some god but that mine is wrong.

I respect that he had his own moral compass too and that to him it wasn’t a big deal, but I have mine, and he messed with me. I didn't suddenly show up to his house out of nowhere and started trying to hurt him and imparting justice, I was minding my business and he decided he should say something despicable about me because he could.

I wasn't being presumptuous and it's the only reason I said I didn't think I was, but I am extremely arrogant, I've always been. I just try hard not to be rude to others and I hope I often succeed, luckily I don't get to interact with others that much, but I feel like I manage.

I wasn't talking about memories or having history, you can eventually build that with anyone. I've never met a woman like you before, so I doubt they are out there asking to be with your ex-boyfriend right now even if he meets more in the future, not being a social person has nothing to do with it, I just know it, I never came across someone like that before, and I'm already 28.

Yes, maybe he will meet a woman like you, but maybe he doesn't need to, maybe his taste isn't that good and what will make him extremely happy will be whatever he finds, that doesn't make you any less special.

There are billions of people out there but what's the use, all I see is the same thing all over and over and over, so they aren't that likely to find those people either, but I repeat, not that they even need to. That's what I said about my ex-girlfriend too, that maybe she will be happier with someone else, I never said she wouldn't, like you said in your question.

I didn’t mean I was giving her anything she couldn’t eventually find somewhere else. I said I was rare enough that she wasn't likely to meet a man like me twice and that I wasn't going to risk her future over that coward. What if her life wasn't better without me? I can't know that, I could have done something about it back then and try to make sure that her future wouldn't be awful, even if she wasn't that happy with me, at least I would always love her and be there for her. I couldn’t be sure she was going to find someone to be with her forever and she clearly wasn’t happy by herself. Case in point, her current boyfriend who cheated on her, and she believes he probably keeps doing it. And that she is the type of person that could never be satisfied with an average person, you believe you could do that eventually, but she wasn’t like that, she just hates being alone. Maybe she is that type of person now, I wouldn’t know.

You tell me that we are so replaceable but I don't believe that, if I loved a thousand dogs just the same, no dog would be a replacement for another dog, and the same goes for people. We are beings with feelings and not cars. They can like someone better but it still wouldn’t mean they are replacing you.

And you tell me you can't side with me because she left because I was always thinking about my jealousy and she wasn’t happy about it but I've always told you she left because of that so I don’t disagree, she didn't have to sleep with someone and then try to come back though. I can't respect running away to sleep with someone a day after breaking up with your boyfriend that you still love, I hate impulsiveness, she was a really impulsive plant, if she had waited for a while she would have been able to come back and maybe she would rather be with me anyway even if she wasn’t happy, I wasn’t happy either but I wasn’t miserable like I ended up feeling without her, I can't know that, and she can't either because she made a stupid choice, not waiting until she was sure of what she wanted, whether it ends up being better for her in the end or not.

I don't think she left because she remembered how toxic everything was when I told her I wanted to murder him, like you think could be the case, I think it's more probable that she ended the call because she didn't want me to murder him. But it’s too likely that she doesn’t come back because of my jealousy.

Sadly by now it could also mean that if she wants me back, maybe it's only because she changed her mind about me and she hasn't met anyone that's interesting enough and that at the same time could love her as much, that she is well aware there are so many men better than me out there (I don't believe this, but there's no reason she couldn't believe it) but that she can't be with them or that she hasn't met them yet. This reminds me of when she told me she wanted to meet more people, when we talked this January, maybe she was being serious. Well if that's the sort of love she feels for me then it wouldn't mean anything to me, it would be pointless.

I left this quote here "The answer is probably no, but they’ll very likely be loved better, and healthier. and non-toxic people will always choose the latter one." because I agree with you, that's even what she said she wanted and that she knew no one would love her as much but didn’t care. I can't respect them for doing that, but it's probably the truth, except "better", to me when it comes to love, more is always better.

It's not that I don't care, whenever I say I don't care I just mean it doesn't matter to me, I laughed after I wrote that because I realized I had just said the same thing, I meant it doesn't change how I feel, not that I don't like knowing what people think.

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The B In Baejin Is For Boyfriend Material

• who?: Wanna One's Bae Jinyoung • genre: 🌸 • type: bullet point blog navigator. • pure fluff of what Jinyoung would be like as a boyfriend on campus kdlsjskdjsj I'm honestly really terrible at the boyfriend type of content because I'm not good at speculating or assuming how people actually are in real life. But this was fun to do and I hope it isn't a total flop. Thank you for requesting this anon!! - Admin L 

• first of all, regardless of what college you apply to or enrol in, Jinyoung would be super supportive • even if your dream college and his dream college were 200 miles away • luckily, you guys somehow got into the same college • hell yeah • you wouldn't see your boyfriend for awhile because you're too busy packing and getting ready for college • but this is Bae Jinyoung we're talking about   • *ring ding dong* • you peel open the door to reveal a smiling Baejin, hands filled with packing materials such as masking tape • "yah ~ aren't you supposed to be getting ready as well? Why are you here?" • "i'm here to help!" • you sigh and raise your eyebrows at him • then again, you aren't actually complaining about it • who wouldn't want to have your boyfriend around • and helping you • Jinyoung's house is closer than yours to the institute so he doesn't have much to bring to his dorm • he can travel that half an hour every weekend • your situation is different • much different • a dozen of your things are packed and ready to be shipped to college with you • which is practical because you can't be travelling 5 hours up and down every day • you need everything in your dorm • literally • including that cute plushie Jinyoung gifted you on your birthday to sleep with • otherwise, you know you won't be able to fall asleep • your roommate is cool with you pretty much occupying the entire dorm since they too live extremely close to the college • you love your roommate already • let's not lie Jinyoung is probably decent at packing and being neat • sure, he's no Minhyin but he makes an effort to try and help • folds your clothing • realises it's his sweater he thought he lost last Winter • Baejin sighs but smiles and tucks it in your luggage anyway • his baby WILL wear his clothes • stops to observe the things you packed and realises you have like 500 boxes of household equipment • "....love, how much stuff do you actually need?" • "LovE hOW muCH STufF dO YOu acTUALLy NeED" you reply • *insert Spongebob meme* • "you will help me carry it to my room, won't you?" • your voice drips with honey, sickeningly sweet and begging • Jinyoung pinches your cheek gently, "ahh, I can't. I'm moving in two days after you, remember?" • "yah! is that your reason for moving in after?" • a cheeky smile spreads on his face but before you can retort something snarky, he presses his soft lips to yours • packing is forgotten • you are sad you're moving in before your boyfriend does • he doesn't forget your move in date • at first, your parents were going to drive you and your things over • surprise • on that day, it was Bae Jinyoung and  your parents who showed up in the car to pick you • you nearly melted into tears • he lives far away from you so any unscheduled meet up is rare and always makes you cry • bc he doesn't have to make that 5?? 6?? hour journey to and fro • but he chose to • well duh, it's for you • he's that type of person let him live • your parents were in on it too • the car ride to college is one of the more enjoyable ones you have had in your life • Jinyoung is so charming your parents fell for him immediately • he's talking about baking, politics and gardening all at once to both your parents • it's amusing • and you really wouldn't have it any other way • look at your boyfriend and family getting along so well • he bouta be part of the family soon • wink wonk • your parents love him as much as you do • maybe even more • as soon as the car is parked, your parents venture out to sip tea in one of the on-campus cafes, promising to see you before they leave for the long drive back • your legs are so wobbly you can't even stand up straight anymore • pins and needles are a PAIN • thankfully, you have an amazing boyfriend by the name of Bae Jinyoung to assist you in balancing • both of you make multiple trips back and forth, each time the load of boxes seemingly heavier • djosapdkdl you realise it's going to take the entire day even if you started at 7am • Baejin pulls out his phone. "Hi Jay, clear my schedule for today. I'm really busy right now" • eventually, you do finish up unloading and unpacking every box and bid your family goodbye • you let your lips linger on Jinyoung's for a few more seconds than usual • "it's never a goodbye kiss, Y/N." • of course, you are reunited on his move in day • the favour is returned by you helping to carry like two boxes of things   • he only needed three boxes and one bag • wow • don't you love staying nearby • college starts and your life is flung into a flurry • you barely catch a glimpse of Jinyoung throughout the first couple of weeks but you two decide on a schedule • he walks you to your first lecture every odd week • and you buy him coffee after his classes every even week • sometimes, he just calls you out of your dorm to grab a pizza at the restaurant on campus • college isn't like this irl but • picnic dates at the picnic tables outside the cafeteria • cloud watching, enjoying the sun, just conversing and finally! relaxing after all the stress from your studies • Jinyoung takes a ton of pictures to save as his wallpaper • you talk about your troubles and spill everything during those sessions • it becomes somewhat therapeutic • when either of you has a bad day, you call each other as soon as classes end • "babe..." • "hang on babe. grab your coat, we're headed out" • it happens all the time • you grab dinner together and then go for a nice night stroll • such romantic • 110% mood improved • study dates in the library when it's finals season • it's meant to be a date but you guys concentrate so much on your studies and nearly forget each other's presence • the library closes late for night study etc • you're wrapped up in his sweater and poring over your notes, frantically trying to memorise information • whenever you look like you want to tear your hair out, Jinyoung takes your pen from you and scribbles on a post-it before stamping it in your notes • "take care of yourself! i love you. :)" • your binder is covered in those neon stickers and they make your heart melt every time you see them • always reminds you to eat and stay hydrated • buys you 'cheer up!' stationery such as ramen shaped erasers or a pen with a cute design • you never actually use them and you keep them in a special pen holder on your desk • your roommate teases you about it, especially when more stationery is added • when Jin gets frustrated, you always remind him that he is worth it and that he isn't going to screw up • hyping him so his confidence doesn't fall to where it used to be • to Baejin, your smile itself is enough to make his day • it only gets better when you leave handwritten notes and sometimes a small snack in his bag while he wasn't looking • walks in and out of the exam hall exuding confidence • one night, you fell asleep at the library, surrounded by all your books • Baejin can't exactly leave you there yet he doesn't want to wake you up • so he took over the graveyard shift from the student librarian just to keep the library open and operating • so that you could have a good sleep • and so that half the cohort could cram a night before finals • in the morning, you are forced to literally drag him out lest he miss his final • you blush when your friends tell you about his gesture • how extra™ • you shake your head out of embarrassment but your friends find his care adorable • he gets really shy when you confront him about it • "really? was there no better way to solve it? you could have woken me up you know?" • "ahh but if I did, you wouldn't have gotten an A* on your paper? would you?" he teases • hahaahahaha true • since it's after finals, Jinyoung decides to take you off campus on a date • he goes out of his way to obtain a special parking pass for campus parking • idk we have that here so ^ • "jin, wasn't that cafe over there? why are we headed to the carpark?" • you feel a bit overdressed for your usual spot but he told you to dress your best • Jinyoung tightens his grip around your hand and beams with a wink • "we're going off campus tonight, sweetheart" • S W E E T H E A R T • by the way, I should mention that he looks absolutely dashing in his suit and maroon tie • you're practically drooling and thanking God for your amazing boyfriend • he's glad he heeded Guanlin's fashion advice • anyway • you can hardly contain your excitement as it's been awhile since you got a break from the college scenery • when he sees your mouth stretching into a giant smile, Jinyoung can't help but grin too. • he's happy you're elated to the point that it can't be hidden • since he lives in the nearest city which is 30 minutes away, you take time to admire the foreign scenery • wow....I can't believe Jinyoung lives here.... it's so pretty • ....maybe one day that will be your hometown too • MOVING ON • Jinyoung takes you to the finest restaurant he knows • his mum ONLY brought her clients there to eat so he knows it's serious • parks his fancy car right next to the entrance • you're wondering how he can afford it • he's still in college • maybe he's in the mafia? or a stripper? • okay i'm sidetracking again I'm sorry • with your arms linked, Jinyoung walks up to the host and confidently says, "I have a reservation under Mr. Bae Jinyoung, table for two" • A S D F G H J K L • dinner isn't as tense as you figured it would be • there's still laughter, jokes, and small talk about your school life • it feels the same - if you minus the fanciness of the place - as one of your regular dates on campus • no matter what, Bae Jinyoung is your boyfriend. the type of date doesn't change who he is • the walks to class • the on-campus dates • staying up late to cram for finals • helping him with his presentation slides • going to watch a movie at the media centre • visiting his dorms with food in the middle of the day when you found out he had been cooped up in there and refused to eat lunch • thank you Daehwi • you propped your head in your hands, sighing but beaming • one hand reached out to grab Jinyoung's, he didn't complain • your hands intertwined lovingly • "my college days are so much better with you"

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Okay so I've had a recent obession with paranormal shit and I was wondering if you had any headcanons for the RFA boys/Minor Trio when playing with a Ouija board for the first time?

Hell yeah!!!!! Same anon, same. Even though I know watching creepy stuff will make me unable to sleep at night, I just binge watch ‘ghost sighting’ videos and stuff hahaha why do I do this to myself

YOOᔕᑌᑎG:

So

So

Growing up, his mom didn’t even let him mention anything related to the paranormal

He would say ‘boo’, she’d say go to your room you’re grounded for a week sort of thing

When he sees a Ouija board for the first time he thinks it’s just some sort of fancy cutting board

Yoosung don’t use it to chop your kimchi  you’ll make the spirits angry

He bawls when you tell him what the board is actually for

Why would you say that who would play with such a thing does that mean I’m haunted will I die????

If you somehow manage to get him to play - which, on a side note, is not difficult at all, you just tell him that if he uses the board all the ghosts will forgive him - oh boy is it fun to watch

Although, either the ghost is having a seizure or Yoosung is shaking so much that the planchette is jerking about everywhere

So you have a hard time knowing anything the spirit is trying to convey with accuracy

“It…it’s saying…lasa…lazan…la…is it trying to say lasagna? Does it know how to spell?”

“Ghost person friend, you want lasagna????”

Actually the ghost was trying to tell you it wants to hurt you but your hand is moving so much

*tries to write a curse but ends up spelling “salad”*

Yoosung soon forgets that he’s communicating with a spirit possibly even a demon and he goes mother hen on it

“You’re hungry right? Do you want food? I have leftovers, wait no, I can make something fresh for you-”

He’s basically the easiest target to possess

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Has played with Ouija board props for plays and such, but never actually tried for real

though his whole experience could go two ways

either:

he asks a serious questions, ya know, the standard stuff

like “Are you a good spirit or a bad spirit?”

Bad

#Reverts to a 5 year old feeling too scared to pee alone

He has a mental breakdown and wonders why the hell he decided to do this

Then Zen becomes haunted, typical spoopy shit

but do you really think Zen would be so basic 

I don’t

Therefore his first question is to ask, on a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive am I?

Lowkey just wants to get it in with a ghost lady

*the planchette moves to 1*

“No, I’m sure you misunderstood the question…what I meant to ask was, do you think I’m good looking? I am, right?”

*planchette moves to no*

Zen is sweating nervously

What? That’s impossible I am Good Looking my features are timeless

Hah joke’s on you Zen you’re talking to a demon who does not care for you mortal’s insignificant standards of beauty

except Zen’s not having any of it

How dare you.  How dare you. Look, demon ghost thing, I don’t care what you are.  Look at my selfies.  Look at my ravishing face, my handsome looks, these sculpted abs -

So like the demon finds Zen’s narcissism so infuriating it fucks off on its own, and Zen is left ranting about how beautiful he is alone in his room

Once, the demon decided to return to try and possess him, but found Zen making out with a body pillow of himself

it returned to the abyss, not wanting anything else to do with the human world because holy shit they’re scary

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Is it a commoner practice to converse with demons?

Since it’s something I do every day anyways

yes demons in the business world are still demons so it counts

he’s just really chill about it?

#cuz he thinks money still holds influence over the intangible world 

ghost: threatens to hurt him

Jumin: I’ll sue you

hm I’m pretty sure you can’t do that but ok

ghost: threatens to hurt elizabeth

elizabeth: meow >:3

ghost: ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ

Jumin: I’ll sue you

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He’s religious, but like

A game that’s super dangerous and it’s basically a terrible idea to play?

and you can get possessed???

which means I wouldn’t have to actually do anything anymore????

Sign me the fuck up

lmao but of course he doesn’t do it seriously

instead he asks stuff like

“So what were the biggest memes of your time?”

*tells the spirit some of his Finest Jokes*

*tries to show it some of his own favorite memes*

the spirit decided that Saeyoung is real cool and enjoys the comedy

#becomes best friends with the dead

“Ah…you know, I aspire to become like you some day,” Seven sighs wistfully to the ghost

ghost thinks he means it as a compliment

but really Seven just wants2die

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this is dumb why do people do this ghosts don’t exist you’re all idiots

at first he’s the one moving the planchette out of spite

and when he feels it move without it being him doing it

the boy is ready to b o l t

he doesn’t want to admit that he’s scared out of his wit but the truth is he peed himself a bit

also minor headcanon that when he’s scared, he swears like the most sailor-y of sailors that’s an actual word okay

when the board starts spelling out “Zozo” over and over again he’s like??? bruh you trippin’ or something???

ah no that’s just the Ouija board demon that haunts those who use it

aw bitch I ain’t playing around with you cock sucking gypsy no more I’m dipping out of this shit

But Saeran you know the spirit won’t leave you alone if you don’t say goodbye properly

I don’t wanna say goodbye?  I didn’t even say hello??? I don’t want to talk to you???

*‘Zozo’ starts spelling out ‘kill’*

You wanna kill me? Huh? Is that right? Well newflash, ho, I wanna kill you. Fight me fair and square ya asshat.

It basically escalates into a battle of who can come up with the edgiest threats

we all know who wins

hint: it’s Saeran because he’s the Ultimate Edge Lord

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no????

Will literally do anything to get away from the board

which means tripping over every piece of furniture in the house because he’s blind

ends up having to go to the hospital as he walked into a door trying to run away from it because he’s blind

he’s basically allergic to the boards, and can smell them from miles away

you walk into his apartment with one and he’ll disappear in a flash

or maybe you’ll find him hiding behind the TV

his hiding spots are all so obvious

since he can’t see actually anything

because he’s blind

sorry I can’t stop

ᐯᗩᑎᗪEᖇᗯOOᗪ:

whaddaya mean you want me to use a Ouija board get that piece of satanic wood out of my house I Will Not Have Any Of Your Bullshit

But he ends up playing anyways, even if it takes a while to convince him

he manages to piss off the spirit in record time with his sass

“Yeah okay be all dramatic ‘I died five years ago’ I’ve been dead inside for decades do you hear me complaining?”

“You say you’re 4 but when I was four I didn’t even know how to wipe my own butt let alone know how to use a godforsaken portable spirit harem.”

Every time he comes up with an increasingly creative way to say ‘Ouija board’

the ghosts don’t know that Nobody Messes With Vanderwood

unless you want to die again, that is

when a spirit starts making things move and fall around the house, Vanderwood is ready to stab a bitch

“YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE,” he screeches, “UNINVITED-”

*a box of cereal falls out of the cabinet, spilling its content on the pristine floor*

“I spent three hours cleaning this place up and you think I’m just gonna stand back while you make my house as ugly as your personality? Honey I don’t think so.”

he’s wearing the priest outfit, he has the salt, the silver Vanderwood it’s not a vampire tho, and the crosses in a heartbeat

his place becomes 100% Free of Ghosts

word even spreads in the spirit realm to avoid his home, because none that enter are ever seen again

I’d do anything to see Vanderwood dressed as a priest though

[shcsallrightnow]

every even # on that salt ask list :^) gimme that sodium

Salt Meme (x) | @sickassjigsaw​

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?*

…No? I mean, maybe? I guess Will and Bev, though I don’t consider them popular as a romantic ship, cuz it’s not something I see too often. Either way, I prefer them as bros.

4. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?*

lmao NEVER. Once I hate a pairing, I STAY HATING IT. FOREVER AND ALWAYS. YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO PRY MY HATRED FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS. AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHIPS I’M TALKING ABOUT. But seriously, hail naw. Especially not in this fandom, who enjoys glorifying/romanticizing abuse.

6. Have you received anon hate? What about?*

On here? Once, but it was because I went to the defense of a Will RPer for shipping with an Abigail. They accused her (the RPer) of being a pe/do, and after I pointed out that Abigail is legal in all 50 states, they went on some tangent about Abby being a Mary Sue, which I promptly ignored/deleted. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

8. Most disliked arc? Why?

YOU MEAN ALL OF S3? ;) Though in my bias, I (naturally) hated the Abigail scenes the most. They were POINTLESS and only served to pour salt in the wounds. Gotta love how Hannibal reduced her to his and Will’s property (“I gave you a child, if you’ll recall” – ashaodjsdokdl NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT THAT, AND IT PISSES ME OFF. People are MORE than happy to jump all over Will for the football comment (which was pretty stupid), but the PROPERTY THING PISSES ME OFF WAY MORE. NO ONE EVER CALLS HANNIBAL OUT ON HIS SHIT. But ANYWAY). And outside of being fanservice for the shippers and having completely OOC moments, the episode literally wouldn’t have changed if the scenes had been taken out. LET HER REST IN PEACE, YOU MONSTERS. And then, ofc, I hated the way they wrote Will in S3. The whiplash still makes me cringe.

10. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

I don’t think so? I loved S1, was indifferent to S2, and detested S3, so I honestly don’t know of any unpopular arcs outside of Margot’s pregnancy with Will. And yeah, I could’ve totally done without that one, thanks.

12. Unpopular opinion about your fandom?

I don’t want to be TOO mean, but let’s just say I refuse to go to a Hannibal con, despite DESPERATELY wanting to meet Kacey and Hettienne. I CAN’T DO IT. I CAN’T RESIGN MYSELF TO BEING IN A ROOM WITH THESE GROSS PEOPLE. I’d be a wreck the entire time, constantly fearful of what disgusting, objectifying questions they’d ask the actors about ships/their personal relationships. This fandom has ZERO boundaries, and it shows. Show some respect. It’s not that friggin’ hard.

14. If you could change anything in the show, what would you change?

Everything with Abigail, duh. ;) Still bitter that they couldn’t let a strong, capable trauma survivor actually SURVIVE. A friend of mine (trauma victim) said, “People only care about girls like us if we’re dead,” so THANKS, Bryan, you’re clearly not taking into account that some people look to characters as ROLE MODELS.

16. Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?

Pfft, no. But I’m usually on the “not shipping” side of the spectrum, so perhaps I AM in denial. :P Though I think most people don’t ship because they’re not interested, or they just find something offensive about the ship in question. I can see stuff that’s there/subtext/etc. without liking a ship.

18. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

I guess Jack/Bella? This fandom doesn’t really have healthy ships, tbqh.

20.   Popular character you hate?

Hannibal…though everyone already knows this. Lecter’s my favorite literary villain, so damn right I’m holding him to a higher standard than everyone else.

22. Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not?

XXX? P/orn? Alcohol? WHAT?? If it means the fandom or show itself, then no, lol. Though I DID get my RL best friend to watch S1, and I told her to stop watching after 1x13. I said the same to another friend, who was easily persuaded once she found out what happened to Abigail. 

24. Most shippable character?

I guess Will? I mean, people are super nasty with Hannibal and make him a sexual predator who sexually assaults pretty much everyone (did I mention how much I HATE this fandom??), but in my OWN opinion he’s not shippable at all, nor SHOULD he be. In fact, I don’t want him with anyone. Lock him up and throw away the key. But anyway, I was very attached to Will in S1, so that’s the only reason why I’m picking him. I never really shipped the other characters with multiple people, so. *shrugs*

[zenxenophilia]

this is the doctor who anon , and also that is weird XD if the show is good i will commit o0o/! Anyway the reason i ask you that was for a request? but seeing you have not really seen it much im not gonna ask :) onstead, care for how the TFP bots would react to human having some bangin' art skills?

Yay!!!  My first ask!  :D  You bet I care to write my babes being super impressed with your bangin’ art!!!

Optimus:  He’s absolutely in awe of yourskills.  He’d known a few mechs back onCybdertron with artistic talent, but none of them seemed to create art simplyfor the joy of creating it like you do. It’s very refreshing to him.  He’dlove it if you drew him a cityscape or a similar architectural scene becausethey remind him of his beloved Iacon. Even if you worry about drawing something that complicated, he’llcompliment minute details and use specific language to tell you what he likesabout it.  “The use of the golden spiralin the upper right hand corner really brings the whole composition together.”  He miiiiight have studied a thing or twoabout art back when he was Orion Pax.    

Ratchet:  When you first show him your sketch bookhe seems very non-phased.  It’s only whenyou explain to him that they’re your drawings does he suddenly becomeinterested.  “Hmm?  What? Oh, yes.  Very nice.  Wait! You MADE that?!”  If you’ll lethim, he’ll quietly flip through your sketches, a faint smile on his face.  He doesn’t make very many comments except tosay “well done” when he hands it back to you. He particularly likes your anatomy sketches and poses, even if they’resuper scribbly.  He likes how you capturethe feeling of movement in a few quick lines.

Bumblebee:  He sees you drawing one day and immediately becomesinterested.  If you show him what you’reworking on, his optics light up and he buzzes happily while pointing excitedlyat your drawing.  He becomes your number1 fan, always coming over to see your latest masterpiece.  If you ask him to pose for you, he’ll beabsolutely ecstatic!  He’ll pull the mostheroic poses he can muster while you patiently sketch out all the tinydetails.  He has a whole wall in his habsuite dedicated to the drawings you give him. He’s just super proud of you.  

Arcee:  She catches you working on something one day and just kind of… stops what she’sdoing to watch you.  Her face breaks outinto a small, soft smile and she bites her lip slightly as she gazes over yourfinished product.  There was a time, wayback before the war broke out, that she enjoyed things like art and visitingmuseums.  Your art helps her remember asimpler time – a better time.  She’d loveit if you drew or painted a nature scene for her, something with lots ofplants.  It helps calm her down when shelooks at it.

Bulkhead:  He doesn’t exactly have the language toexpress himself, but boy howdy is he impressed with your art skills!  “Wow! You did this?  You actually didthis yourself?!  That’sincredible!!!  The lines!  They’re all… really good!  And the shapes…  They’re also really, really good too!”  He just has to go around and show off yourdrawings to the other members of the base. “Guys! Look what y/n drew!!!”  Youfeel a bit embarrassed by all the attention, but are secretly glad thatBulkhead admires your art so much.

Wheeljack:  He might not be an artist, but he knowsgood work when he sees it.  He’suncharacteristically quiet as he flips through your sketch book, optics widewith awe and a faint smile playing at his lips. He’sthe definition of the “I’ve looked at this for five hours” meme.  If you happen to have drawn him, or the Jackhammer at any point, he pointsto that page and says very seriously, “This is the greatest thing I’ve everseen.  Can I have it?”  You carefully tear out the page and sign itfor him.  He keeps taped up on the consoleof his ship at all times.  It’s one ofhis favorite possessions.  

Smokescreen:  He’s not subtle.  He straight up yanks your sketch book away tosee what you’re drawing.  (Smokescreen,that’s rude.)  He becomes all giddy andstarts gushing about how talented you are. “These are amazing!  You should dothis kind of stuff for a living!  Like,for real!”  If you offer to give himsomething, he’ll be beyond excited.  Hewants you to sign it for him and everything so he can say he had “an original y/n”before you became famous.  If you ask himto pose for you, he flushes up to his audials and his cooling fans kick in fullspeed.  He tries to play it off cool butfails miserably.  Like, yeah of courseyou would want to draw him.  Why wouldn’tyou want to draw such a good looking bot? (Smokescreen, please.)

Ultra Magnus:  You would think that a stoic, no-nonsensetype like him wouldn’t care for these things, but actually he has a deepappreciation for the arts.  If you askhim to look through your drawings, he takes it very seriously and will tell youwhat aspects he likes, and give you tips on how to improve.  He surprisingly knows quite a lot about art.  He’s very good at the more technically aspects,like perspective and anatomy, as those follow a very specific set of rules (andif there’s one thing this bot knows, it’s rules).  He will help you up your art game by1000%.  Get Mags to look at yourdrawings.

[sobdasha]

Do This: List some of the things you’re currently working on in as much or as little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they are working on. This can be anything! 

tagged by @adirotynd (you forgot me at first but then you remembered I’m so happy!)

tagging @kixboxer

I’m always currently working on everything.......somewhat.........

1) that Yuki and Machi and Who Does Mutsuki Take After prompt for anon

Mutsuki has been baby-snatched. He's been switched in the delivery room. What the nurse hands Machi to feed is not her baby boy, but someone else's several-month-old television model infant. Machi's seen newborns. Her little brother, for example. Other people's bundles of joy, shared around the office email by her various proud coworkers. Her niece Michi, whom she actually got to hold in the hospital. So Machi knows what babies look like. Newborn babies are ugly. Newborn babies are red, wrinkly little hellspawns. They are faces only a mother (or proud papa or other doting relative) could love, all red, toothless mouths in red, scrunched up faces. And the screaming, although you don't get that so much from pictures. And the stickiness, that mixture of drool and snot and tears that pools in every crease. That's what Mutsuki should be. This thing in her arms is some kind of weird alien monstrosity, in comparison. Perfect smooth skin and a creamy-pale complexion. Soft, wispy fluffs of fair hair in just the right amount. It cries, Machi will give it that, and loudly. And its face does get a bit splotchy at those times. But the way its nose crinkles up is like a cute bunny rabbit's, and instead of snot and spit there's just tears, which sparkle. "I don't know," Yuki says, tilting the baby a bit under the hospital lights, "I don't really see any sparkles."

2) Tumblr kiss meme for supes, I have only... 12 - chest kiss and 19 - forceful kiss and 20 - any of the above (I think it’s some kind of cheek or forehead or something kiss?? I...didn’t...write that bit down...) left!!! (no wait, upon further investigation I did note down basically that) since supes wanted to hear more about that last prompt, I’m posing the rough notes of it, since it’s once again in need of a rewrite to find its proper shape

anyway Link is enjoying a dip in one of those hot springs right now, eyes closed, and there's a splash and he figures it's Link the Goron getting back in until a hand that is definitely not made of rock takes his chin and Impa says “Goddesses, Link, what did you do to your face?” and Link kind of startles because suddenly Impa, and he kind of forgets about it you know until people remind him, and he's still pretty self-conscious about it and Impa is, “And I didn't mean that as badly as it sounded. It's good to see you again, Link,” she says, and she smiles warmly and adds, “You look well.”

(Impa and Zelda bathing in Sheikah body suits, and Link is either just in his leggings or else he's in fully Zora tunic because he's just so used to wearing it in any and all water pffft)

and then somehow Zelda joins them, this time around her father's still alive and still on the throne so she gets to do things like ~diplomacy~ which suck sometimes but sometimes they involve getting out of the castle and traveling and saying hi to ppl like the Gorons and that part's pretty great, so she's definitely taking advantage of Darunia's invitation to the hot springs and Zelda notices too and she's kind of “does it look gross?” and Link's sort of yeah, that's why he's wearing the eyepatch still, and Zelda is “can I see?” and Link forgets sometimes that gross scary things don't really bother her that much, so he lifts up the eyepatch so she can see and she kind of makes agreeing noises and eyelid/forehead/nose smooches, MAYBE ALL OF THEM

3) tp zelink4lyfe 95 - advertisement 97 - safety first

these are also both in a state of perpetually needing rewrites hahaha Safety First is supposed to be about swordsmanship competitions during the Festival of Farore, okay, but then a couple days ago I thought WHAT ABOUT WILLIAM TELL so now it’s either going to have a plot overhaul, or else there’s going to be sword version and outtake archery version

4) park ranger zelda AU (her park is her kingdom and link ACTUALLY RAISED BY WOLVES maybe???)

is going to be Breath of the Wild verse so NO SPOILERS FOR SUPES YET I meant to do Twilight Princess always, but never got inspiration....until I suddenly thought of changing the verse

5) link raised by rito

is also going to be Breath of the Wild! so I’m sparing supes the deets! I would have done Wind Waker but I somehow forgot about this prompt constantly?? I don’t know why else I wouldn’t have had any ideas about it?? But BotW will be fun and evil I think so.....yes

6) Link raised as a witch like Maple but more doof less sass (something like that it was too much work to quote the original prompt verbatim)

Link hasn’t been to one of Nayru’s performances in ages. And she used to give Link harp lessons, back before he got too busy being a Junior Apprentice. He wonders if these people have come a long way to hear Nayru sing. Their clothes all look weird and foreign. Another young woman, tall and dark-skinned, laughs aloud. “Well, it’s something like that!” she says. She twirls, the ribbons on her outfit and her long hair whipping with the movement. “We’re a troupe of traveling performers, you see. And when we heard about Nayru--Marin here’s a singer too.” She jerks her thumb at the first girl, who nods and inhales and opens her mouth. Link doesn’t know the language the song is in. But he knows Marin’s voice is pretty, and her notes are clear and pure and steady, and he likes the tune of the ballad. He claps, when she finishes, and she curtsies. “I'm sorry you're busy. But thank you for the directions,” Marin says, before she and the rest of the troupe get their caravan turned around and leave Yoll Graveyard. Link sighs and waits behind the counter for Maple to return from her Important Witch Business, even though it’s going to be too late for him to attend the duet that Marin is going to sing with Nayru, even though Maple comes back whistling something that sounds a lot like Marin’s Ballad of the Goddess.

(I’ve got SS OST going on in the background and just as I copy-pasted this, Zelda singing Ballad of the Goddess came on lol) (”Marin” is Zelda, because I decided that can be just as good an alias as Sheik and also for extra feels)

7) Neko Zamurai AU for Fruits Basket (quoting from the notes, which are kind of sparse SHAME ON ME but the important part is Hana-chan gets hired to kill a cat and steals it instead)

arisa questions her about the color "u kno it's not black right??" and Saki sighs and is "I would have preferred black, yes, but this was all they had…" 5 ryo and one free cat, not bad for an hour's work

she meets Tohru when she comes back to get cat food ("Man, this cat's even pickier than you, Saki!" won't eat fish, veggies, meat…), as she is raiding the house, and Tohru tearfully gives it to her because they used to have a cat until it was killed a few days ago, it's so terrible, who could do that to a cat! And Saki hugs her and pats her "Yes you're right, whoever would kill a cat is truly a terrible person" and then "is this for your cat?" and Saki says yes, she did in fact just get a cat recently, but she doesn't know how to take care of it at all and maybe Tohru would like to escape this ridiculous place and come help her? And Kyou gets dragged along too

8) halfway house for hellspawn it’s actually a collection of emails which I greatly enjoy, but I wanted to write them up more....formally and and chronologically and with less shameful caplocks etc, but that’s going veeeeeeery slowly have some of the original emails!

DOES KURAMA EVER COME OUT TO HIS FAMILY POST MANGA THO I mean on one hand I'm pretty sure he intends to take that TO THEIR GRAVES but on the other hand /how the fucking hell can he possibly keep this secret with the barrier between worlds down/

to rub the salt in, Shiori probably get, like, proactive about demons. Like at first everyone's like "um nope no thanks humans discriminate it's what we do" and "haha okay 'demons' yeah this is Japan home of weird youth trends and other shit" but then it's probably kind of unavoidable that you'd have to deal with them and. like. Shuuichi has a weirdly large amount of delinquent friends. And they're very nice! Urameshi and Kuwabara and Hiei and all, they're quite good people under their rough exteriors. Demons are kind of like delinquents, right? You just have to treat them as people!

While Kurama is on the side, KIND OF LIKE MERLIN FANFICS, going "mom pls mom no mom don't get unnecessarily involved with demons mom just don't" while Shiori is "young man I do not know what your problem is but this is most unlike you, you do not need to worry"

BETTER YET LIKE

SO DEMONS ARE TRYING TO INTEGRATE INTO THE HUMAN WORLD. And they can chill at Genkai's old place, but like, that's way the fuck up in the mountains there aren't really any humans. To really integrate you need to like INTERACT WITH HUMANS. OKAY. AND LIKE. WHO IS THE ONLY HUMAN MOST DEMONS HAVE HEARD OF. ASIDE FROM CELEBRITIES (NOT. NOT THAT DEMON WORLD PIRATES A LOT OF HUMAN WORLD MEDIA. NOPE.) THAT WOULD BE. "KURAMA'S HUMAN MOM."

SO IT BECOMES A FUCKING UNOFFICIAL RITE OF PASSAGE. GO HAVE DINNER AT THE HATENAKA HOUSEHOLD. IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE AFTER A WEEK, YOU PASSED. YOU CAN PROPERLY INTERACT WITH ANY HUMAN YOU CHOOSE. YOU ARE FREE TO MOVE ABOUT THE HUMAN WORLD WITHOUT UNDUE STRESS THAT YOU'LL FUCK UP.

and inevitably it's always like "uh I'm a friend of your son Shuuichi he's really good at reforming ppl???" and everyone assumes it's just that Shuuichi must volunteer helping ppl become productive members of society and Shiori approves, isn't that nice, what a good boy, it's the same as all his other delinquent friends

while Kurama is like "YOU DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM IN THE HOUSE. MOM. YOU DON'T. PLEASE. MOM. M O M."

and every demon who comes to the house probably fucks up regularly and /how is Kurama supposed to keep his secret under these conditions when he is a super-famous demon fuck u all/ either the Hatenaka family is universally really bad at reading the atmosphere, the rule of funny has come into play, or they're just patiently waiting for Kurama to come out to them, SOMETHING, YOU DECIDE

still it'd be REALLY FUNNY if they were TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS and as Kurama scrambles to cover his secret they are all just "really Shuuichi it's not like you to be this judgmental of ppl what have you got against demons they are perfectly nice"

9) well there’s SUPPOSED TO BE a Neko Zamurai AU for YYH too but I guess that’s on paper somewhere??? I certainly don’t see it on my computer. Okay then....

the important thing to note is that Kuwabara steals the cat, obviously.

10) Pearl and Garnet and writer's preference ("You did all of this for me?") or, the one where Steven introduces Pearl to Things Organized Neatly and it all predictably goes downhill from there what I have written is gonna need some tweaking so have this bit of the notes lol

(something about blog numbers, here or later? And pearl's like "if that's what a blog is, I could make a blog" and Steven with star-eyes is "o. omg. Pearl. WILL YOU MAKE A BLOG AND BECOME INTERNET FAMOUS. AND THEN CAN I TELL EVERYONE WE'RE FRIENDS.")

11) 3 suitors Lieutenant Awn had (knowingly or not) and what One Esk had to say about them.

TECHNICALLY HAVEN’T STARTED WORKING ON IT YET and this kind of prompt is not really my strong point ON THE OTHER HAND I DO LOVE ME THOUSANDS OF BABY LIEUTENANT TEARS SOAKING JUSTICE OF TOREN’S JACKETS so you can probably expect to see some baby lieutenants weeping into One Esk’s soothing arms after they crushed on but then were crushed by part-time oblivious heartbreaker Lieutenant Awn

anyway I’ve got tons of other WIPs everywhere but those were the easiest to dredge up and pretty recent