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[arc-misadventures]

An Arc’s Revenge

Juniper: So… Let me get this straight… There’s a kid at school named, Cardin Winchester?

Jaune: Yes.

Juniper: And, this kid tends to bully you at school.

Jaune: Among others, but it’s mostly him.

Juniper: And, he’s been bullying you by knocking your stuff over, shoving you around, and general blackmail you into doing his school work.

Jaune: He also shoved me into a rocket launcher, and sent me flying.

Juniper: H-He did what?! Okay, no… let’s, let’s just put that on the back burner for now.

Jaune: Okay.

Juniper: So, you decided to come up with a plan to get revenge on, Cardin for all the things he has done to you. Now, instead of coming up with some elaborate prank that would totally humiliate him. You decided to go the opposite route… and, fuck his mother?!

Jaune: Yeah, pretty much.

Juniper: Why the hell would you do that?!

Jaune: Well, at first at went to, Carla…?!

Juniper: Mrs. Winchester! You are not getting on any friendly ground with her bucko!

Jaune: Okay… I went to, Ms. Winchester, and asked her if she could give me any information on, Cardin. What are his biggest fears, secrets he doesn’t want exposed, things like that. She understood I wanted to get revenge for all of his bullying. But, then, Ms. Winchester purposed a plan that would really upset, Cardin.

Jaune: That I fuck her.

Juniper: Wait! This was her plan?!

Jaune: Yep. Apparently she wanted to teach, Cardin a lesson too, and she thought, ‘What better revenge can a guy get, than fucking his bully’s mom.’

Juniper: Are you kidding me?! That seriously can’t be the reason behind why she slept with you?!

Jaune: Well, she also mentioned some things about… a dry spell, sexy blonds. And, something else afterwards about being sexually satisfied? I wasn’t sure what she meant by that.

Juniper: Good gods! Okay, I’m going to have a word with, Ms. Winchester. Acheius, you go talk to your son I… oh gods…

Acheius: Jaune, I can’t believe you would do something so childish!

Acheius: Nice job out there son! That’s a pretty dame you bagged out there!

Jaune: Ehhh… What?

Acheius: And, with a woman twice your age too!

Acheius: Juniper actually wanted me to bang her to get back at the husband for what she said to, Juni. He died before I could.

Jaune: Mom wanted you to do what now…?

Acheius: I can’t believe that my son would stoop to something so low, and depraved! Didn’t I teach you better?!

Acheius: Your mom would have done it herself, but she was pregnant at the time.

Jaune: You didn’t teach me any…?! Wait, Mom would have done it?!

Acheius: I can’t believe my son would do such a thing… I am so disappointed in you…

Acheius: I’m so proud of you! Here’s 200 Lien, treat the lady to a nice dinner!

Jaune: Okay…?

Acheius: You are ground for a week… No! A…?!

Juniper: Jauney~!

Acheius: Uh oh…

Jaune: Y-Yes?

Juniper: After much consideration, and discussion with, Carla. I approve of your relationship with her.

Jaune: You do?

Acheius: Beg pardon?

Juniper: Yes, Carla is a kind, and caring widow who is searching for a lover to share her life with, and we both agree that you are that man!

Jaune: Okay…?

Juniper: So you two go on, and have a wonderful time together, okay dear?

Jaune: What the hell is going on…?

Juniper: Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to have a world with my new BFF~!

Jaune: ‘BFF?’

Jaune: Dad… What the fuck just happened?

Acheius: I have no idea… One moment she’s screaming at you for bedding a woman twice your age, now she getting all buddy, buddy with her; I haven’t the faintest clue what just happened.

Juniper: Oh, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Juniper: Remember: If you use a condom your pee-pee will fall off! Okay? Bye~!

JA: …?

JA: Ohhhhhhhh…

Jaune: That certainly explains the 180 she just performed.

Acheius: Yeah. Your mother has always had a thing for babies…

Jaune: I know…

Jaune: She’ll kill me if I don’t knock, Carla up within the month won’t she?

Acheius: Maine you at worst.

Jaune: Shit…

[novankenn]

J/C - the Idols of Beacon

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(Chapter Fifteen - the Clouds Clear)

After Joan admitted to Coco, that she liked to watch herself dance. To see how she moved from the viewpoint of someone else. Coco actually understood, as she had done similar when trying to put together outfits.

It was the the pair got to the meat of the impromptu meeting. Who had gotten hold of the video and posted it.

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Nora Valkyrie, the figure behind the DirtyJ channel was extremely impressed with herself. Not only was the video of the blond bombshell trending, she was getting comments aimed at how well the video had been edited. So she didn't really notice the looming figure standing on the other side of NPRs dorm room door.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Nora started to apologize.

"Ms Nora Valkyrie, I presume?"

"Ah... yes? Maybe? Depends how much trouble am I... er... is she in?"

"My name is Piper Hamelin, I am the agent and consultant for Ms Carla and... Ms Joan." Piper crossed her arms over her chest. "I have been informed that you have... taken advantage of Ms Joan."

"What? I would nev..."

"What you did was a flagrant breach of her privacy."

"I.. um..."

"Now, I would be remiss if I didn't recognize talent when I see it."

"Huh?"

"You have a very good eye when it comes to the composition of videos." the stare Piper was giving Nora was making her fidget. "So I have a proposition for you."

"Huh?"

"You will transfer ownership of the DirtyJ channel to my agency..."

"Huh?"

"And I will employ you to administer it, and post approved videos... edited by you."

"Huh?"

"I'm offering you a job, though you will also have to create a second channel for Ms Carla... which I feel should showcase her singing." Piper informed the still stunned normally hyper young woman. "Do we have a deal?"

Nora eyed Piper's extended hand, suspiciously.

"I will have an employment contract drafted for you to review, by the end of the day. It will cover all aspects of your new position, along with compensation rates, privacy agreement, NDA and guidelines as to what will be considered appropriate for posting."

"Um, am I going to get paid for this?"

"Yes."

Nora couldn't shake Piper's hand fast enough.

"Welcome to the team Ms Valkyrie." Piper greeted Nora, "Our next is in two days. I suggest you attend."

"Yes Boss!" Nora responded, throwing in a rather sloppy military styled salute.

"Please don't do that."

"Sorry..."

"If you have a question, you can ask it."

"Um... this contract will it give me a budget?"

"Budget? For what may I ask?"

"A proper video editing programs and processing equipment, I'm... limited with just my scroll." Nora answered.

"Give me a list of what you require... within reason." Piper instructed. "No need to get the most expensive, when there are more economical resources. Understood?"

"Yes, boss!" Nora responded, once again giving Piper a salute.

"Please, stop that."

[fashiondailymag]

3. Tête de Lune, mobile in legno laccato (Tête de Lune storage unit in lacquered wood), 1978 195 x 53 x 114 cm foto © Jérôme Faggian.

via PIERRE CARDIN coming to MILAN. // carla sozzani

[novankenn]

J/C - the Idols of Beacon

--==(Table of Contents) ==--

(Chapter Fourteen - the Storm Breaks (pt2))

Joan was nervous as she led Coco into her private room. She was a larger than life and intimidating person, and Joan was naturally worried about the reason of this chat request. She swallowed reflexively as she heard the door latch shut behind her.

"Shall we have a seat?" Coco asked, before adding, "We have a few things to talk about so this might take a bit."

"I... I only have my bed." Joan replied weakly.

"That's fine." Coco responded and Joan watched as the fashionista of Beacon plopped herself down on the edge of Joan's unmade bed, making a show of crossing her legs and giving Joan a wink.

Joan inwardly groaned and pressed her thighs together. She didn't;t understand it, but ever since the change. Ever since she transitioned from Jaune to Joan, she was finding so many more things... stimulating... Coco being one of the big ones.

"Joan, is everything okay?"

"Why... why do you ask?" Joan squeaked out.

"You seem a bit... flustered."

"I'm... I'm fine."

"Joan... please don;t lie. I can easily see something has you worked up." Coco countered. "Come have a seat. I want to have a little chat... just us girls."

Joan bit her bottom lip, before moving to take a seat on the bed next to Coco.

"So you wanted to talk about something?"

"A few things... actually." Coco replied.

"Like?"

"Well... a confession first, I think would be best."

"Confession?"

"Well..." It was now Coco's version to be bashful. "Do you remember a little while back... when Pyrrha walked in on you and Carla... having a little spat?"

"Yes?"

"Well Pyrrha let some of what you had said that day slip..." Joan's face went instantly nuclear red., and she made a move to bolt, only for Coco's hand to softly grab hers. "You don't have to do that."

"I'm sorry... I..." Joan didn't know what else to say. Coco's action to keep her from bolting, was so soft, comforting and almost intimate.

"I'd be lying if I said I didn't find it... flattering... and I can... I can promise you that I do take you seriously, even if I sometimes act like I don't"

"But..."

"There is no but. I like you Joan, I do, and I would like to see if things could... if we give them a chance... develop further... if you want to also try, that is."

"I... I..."

"You don;t have to answer, now or ever... I just wanted to let you know, and if you need time to figure out what you want... I can wait." Coco gave Joan what she could only describe the softest, sweetest and most endearing smile she had ever seen, as she released Joan's hand. "Now for the next confession..."

Coco fished out her scroll, and took a moment to open an app.

"I'm only being so upfront with you... because Piper... well she said she'd relax the 'No Relationships' rule for me... if I found out some very specific."

Joan felt her heart start to thump in her chest.

"It seems..." Coco turned her scroll about while activating a very specific video. "You or someone close to you posted a video... a rather sexually charged one of you dancing."

"I didn't!" Joan squeaked out, a very deep embarrassed blush blooming on her cheeks. "I wouldn't!"

"That's what I figured... but the question remains." Coco turned her scroll about, and gave Joan a rather suggestive smile. "I won't lie... it's hot... very hot."

Joan didn't know how to reply to that comment.

"But Piper wants to know how this video of you ended up uploaded... and I'm wondering myself... why."

"Why?"

"Why you would record yourself... performing in such a way?"