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sootnuki · 4 months ago
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click clack is fucking dead. can’t have shit in hobbyhoo
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basket-of-loquats · 3 months ago
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I headcanon kremy as a lightweight. Sure he’s spent his spent his life around booze in the casinos and gamblers dens and what not, but personally he’s always preferred a sensible cigarette over any other kind of substance, and he only drinks very casually or when someone important offers him a toast and it’s rude to say no. It doesn’t take much to get him drunk, and when he is, his carefully constructed suave persona is ruined and he becomes a giddy mess, slurring with an accent so thick that people can’t even tell what he’s saying. Idk idk I just think it’s cute the amount of times he fails the constitution saving throw even when he hasn’t had that much to drink esp compared to the other members
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danelloevee-sky · 7 months ago
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BEHOLD
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Gigachad Crab, Mewing Krill, and Smirking Anubis
These abominations wouldn’t have been possible without my wonderful commissioner @bloodybatbite
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kernsing · 8 months ago
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ORV as a story about fervid devotion through life and death/the desperate lengths taken to save the one(s) you care about more than anything/the paradoxically futile yet worthwhile endeavor to know and understand and love someone—all without ever developing into romance—is just so near and dear to my aromantic heart. Even past the grand gestures, the heroic journeys, the sacrificial acts, this one dream: “I want to buy a really big house and live together with everyone.” How do I encapsulate the amount of yearning inherent to my reading of that sentence. Like it was clawed out from the deepest parts of the soul. How wondrously heavy and real it feels, this hope for a future I can see much more clearly than any vision of dating/partnership/marriage.
I want to buy a really big house and live together with everyone.
Me too, Dokja. Me too.
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felisgalactus · 4 months ago
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Shaun the Sheep smoking a fat blunt
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liloinkoink · 1 year ago
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heard today on stream Martyn was showing off the lantern he’s been carrying around on MCCI again and i just want to know does he know? he’s reblogged fanart of himself and a lantern since week one of my AU existing and i just want to know Does He Know? does he know what he is doing to me specifically. Martyn ITLW if you see this post do you know what Lamplight AU is. please. you can read it it’s fine i don’t care i just want to know
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glitterandmoondustofficial · 8 months ago
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I’d like to put on record that I am a soft Gale truther. My headcanon is that the orb is eating him body and soul, so during the game he’s sickly and scrawny. When he returns to Waterdeep (esp with his new parter) he gains his weight back and gets all soft again because he’s healing and happy.
THAT BEING SAID!
I do think it would be very funny that during the game his partner is like ‘oh this man is going to be so soft, so grabbable, so huggable,’ and, you know, robes have layers and can hide so much. So they go into everything thinking this man is cute and chubby. Then they go to see him naked for the first time and see him with rock hard abs and they’re basically like
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teammateswap-au · 1 year ago
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OH I FORGOT TO POST THIS
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zombvibes · 1 year ago
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collecting them like pokemon cards
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mikaverleth · 3 months ago
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Interview with the vampire
Job offer for the vampire
Onboarding paperwork with the vampire
Training the vampire
Performance review with the vampire
Coffee in the break room with the vampire
Raise for the vampire
Company Christmas party with the vampire
Promotion for the vampire
Running quarterly reports with the vampire
Retirement party for the vampire
Exit interview with the vampire
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rascal-rose · 5 months ago
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‘Boy this big bath sure is Liminal™️’
The nefarious 5 legged Anton:
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madbard · 4 months ago
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So many stories about constellations focus on their permanence - the idea that someone or something was transformed and placed in the sky, immortalizing them. This can be an eternal punishment or warning, but so often it is an honor. A mercy. After all, constellations are beyond the reach of death and pain, and the people and creatures they depict live on in the stories told about them.
These stories are foundational to so many mythologies, and to the forgotten island, with their apparent love of astronomy, these tales would be all the more precious. I think most children from the island would be raised on those stories, myths about the sacred stars and constellations that guide lost travelers home.
Forgotten now, all of them. But the stories we are told affect us long after they have faded from our memory.
And the King was raised on stories where the greatest blessing was a final transformation into a flawless, eternal image. And Siffrin was raised on stories of unchanging constellations that repeat their passage across the sky, year after year, dutifully providing guidance and light long after their stars have burnt out.
Those stories are long forgotten now. Still, they left their mark.
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knightsgaydiant · 1 year ago
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you know what’s funny? Dalinar was legit getting visions from God, and he somehow managed to misinterpret them as a sign that he should get back together with his toxic ex. like… girl. pls
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oofmilk · 1 month ago
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guards!! bring me the polycule nickname chart
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faggotboyfreak · 13 days ago
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forcemasc but to a cis man. making some pretty dignified boy who hasn’t worked a day in his life into a scruffy messy fucked up otter/bear thing with no manners. unlocking a new type of faggotry over here. Anyways how are y’all doing tonight?
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fantasykiri5 · 3 months ago
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Update; I got back into working on charms today!
I had a busy last week or two and hadn’t really had a chance or the energy to start drawing this once since i finished Ayda, for reasons that frankly are a bit boring to go into detail about here, but I’m excited to get back into the swing of things now!
I’m really quite happy with his wings so far, i think i figured out a good method for drawing them >:3
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