#? i dont rly think it counts but ill tag it just in case

[youreturnhome]

how it feels to have no loop plushie :( makeship please bring them back i fear i’m losing it…

[traineecryptid]

tagged by @xcziel here but the post got long so ill just do it here instead of adding to it

because i had make it more complicated...the traffic light system! lets get into it!

green: tags i would use in my own fics and also actively search for in other fics

yellow: tags i would use only if i am writing for someone else (which doesnt mean that i dont enjoy it, i just dont do it for myself) i will read fics with this tag if recommended to me or the fic contains other tags that perks my interest (ie: coffee shop+steampunk!au)

red: in this case, if i had to choose one. would use it when writing for other people, or if it comes highly recommended.

now to further compare

1. coffee shop because you can consume the product. and you cant eat flowers...unless this is a magic au or sth.

2. alternate universe because the possibilies are ENDLESS. also i cause problem, i dont fix them. hehehe

3. childhood friends because posibilities...is that rly your friend? what if you have to abandon them? also i dont think the trope is pushed far enough also maybe cuz im picky about lovers/romance

4. fluff cuz i like finding the cute things in normal day life also i wont take much damage if the fluff gets too fluffy...but if the angst crits me too hard ill probs never stop crying. ill be thinking about fictional characters not being happy when i should think about myself not being happy

5. love at first sight for the creepy element....jk...i like it when characters have the courage to pursue instead of pining /cough like me cough who said that i have only ever friendship pined but it counts cough/

6. modern au cuz its easier to do research. also phones. fun.

7. soulmates. reasoning same with unrequited unless the unrequited comes with sth dark then im so in. but yes soulmates cuz pacific rim sold me on it

8. secret dating. imo its funnier. also perhaps sexier. also less done? i think? but this one is a close one.

9. breakup&makeup. i want to see the crazy behaviours. thats it. also i dont like proposals&weddings.

10. established rship. cuz i know people get weirder the longer they are together and i want to see that. who is the one that felts their own hair? who is the one that sleep talks creepy stuff? its fun. and it makes me believe in love a bit more.

11. domestic fluff. im a big believer in you should keep your cheesy lovey dovey things at home. but also love is stored in doing chores your partner hates and making food and matching house slippers.

12. crack. BUT i want it to be treated somewhat seriously. like no troll fic. i want silliness not...copy....pasta vibes?

13 meet cute. i strongly believe that cute is in the eye of the beholder. anyways meet cute between two space scavengers inside a space whale carcass while harvesting space whale blood when? also parents.....scary.....no thanks

and thank fuck we are done!! thank you so so much of you read this far. i love you and heres a ticket for one free short fic with 3 tags of your choice! 🎫

(im 100% serious if anyone wants to take me up on this offer. im p multifandom even if i hvnt posted about it so just hmu!)

(and throw me a challenge!! owo)

[spaeccadet]

ok ok general disclaimers(?) 1) graphology is a pseudoscience, meaning it has almost no scientific basis; also i dont rly believe in it, i just do it for fun grin emoji

2) i am NOT a professional im like the farthest thing from it lmao; ive learned a lot of this from leah eckardt, whos rly cool u should check her out on yt shes done analyses of gnf's and bench trio's handwriting before; also i have not touched graphology in like 3 months sobs im going off of my notes and some things i remember

ok *cracks knuckles* lets get into it and hope the post editor doesnt glitch >:] (i might make a proper post and tag it and everything but im scared lol) (btw im warning u its a whole essay down there)

lets start w this sample ^-^ (this is the longest sample therefore the analysis is very long get ready)

overall it looks pretty normal sized, i dont rly have a reference for it tho like what size is the printed text;; but yea it looks pretty normal sized to me, which indicates a well-adjusted and adaptable person

next up, marginss; ignoring the numbers (which are moving toward the left but i think thats cause he was writing them bigger as he went down) the start of the sentences are moving, little by little, to the right, indicating someone who's ready for the future, but not too excited since its not extreme

the closeness between words is supposed to indicate closeness to other people, and in this case it's not too close or too far away, also pretty normal

ok i was going to say that the handwriting is pretty round, and it kinda is, like w the v's w's and such, but there are some angles there esp on the F, and there are a bunch of other samples which have more examples of this

the baseline is wavy, which is normal (itd be more concerning if it was ruler straight (channeling my inner leah rn omg))

there aren't rly any slants to the letters that i can see, so like it doesnt look italicized in either direction, just up and down indicating a logical and practical person thumbs up emoji

another thing im noticing is that its kind of a mix between print and cursive, with some letters connected and some not; and if i remember correctly that indicatess creativity(?)

in some places esp the word "animal" and the "winkle" part of periwinkle, its almost a scribble, and im p sure that shows the writer was writing pretty fast since he didnt have time to write each letter clearly

next are the i-dots! overall, its pretty normal; the only thing i noticed was the dot particularly on the word "animal", but like i said that word specifically seems quite rushed, and since its only one instance it doesnt count

ANOTHER THING is that the capital letters are significantly larger in proportion to the lowercase ones, and i knOW THAT MEANS SMTH BUT I CANT REMEMBER IT- maybe vanity?? (boi i am definitely rewatching leahs vids tmrw and redoing this lmao) also, he uses caps in places where there Should Not Be caps, and idk if that means anything (im doing an amazing job ik)

one last thing on this sample are the lower zoness in this particular sample, on the g's, theyre a bit big and loopy (g for geO- cough. excuse me.) lower zones are supposed to indicate how much u like things such as money, power(?), food etc; dream's lowerzones arent that big, plus in other samples where he writes the letter y multiple times, they arent loopy like the g's

NEXT SAMPLESS

alrr okayy

SO like i said previously his y's are rly straight and not at all loopy like his g's; there is SO much that i dont know about this kekeke

another thing is that his m's and n's are quite angular and that also means Something. idk what tho. (oh my gaud this is horrible dw ill redo it)

meanwhile his o's and a's ^-^ they're closed and not messy, indicating he's rly open, as in sharing and stuff

now the t bar! this is supposed to represent the standards u set for urself; and in this case its pretty much right in the middle of the vertical line meaning he's confident yass; also the t-bar length isnt too long or too short, which is also average and normal!! (exclamation points bc im going insane)

next sample *finger guns*

mkay mkay so again w the big capitals (dream what is up w u and caps) GAUD i forgot what it MEANS i am in pain

i do want to point out that the baseline going up; this is supposed to indicate optimism BUT this is quite a short answer so he may not have put a lot of thought into making sure he was writing parallel to the computer printed line (yk what i mean); and in the first sample it was pretty straight so. idk shrug emoji (how riveting, me)

one last thing is the way he makes his lowercase a's; I KNOW IT MEANS SOMETHING BUT I FORGOT.

ohhh my gaud okay i think thats it sobbing pls appreciate my insanity (or actually, dont, ill make a better version Some Day)

FINAL THOUGHTS (definitely actually good notes mhm mhm)

ok so. all the things that i Actually Know about (i.e. slants, t bars, i dots, margins etc) are all pretty normal and average! which is great! but all the things i dont know about are the ones that are interesting and not normal skull emoji

FOR ONE THING he's got VERY interesting capital letters going on; like why does he randomly capitalize the first letter of words in the middle of a sentence? plus the angles on his F's, m's, n's etc are Very Interesting; not to mention what is going on w his y's

IN SUMMARY: i have no idea. (im sobbing im so sorry lmfaoo ILL REDO THIS I PROMISE ok ill sleep sob emoji)

IS THIS DREAMS HANDWRITING AIUFUHEWUHFUIWHUFIHUWIFH